 | ‘Club Reviews’ what do we write about? Well the stuff that’s important to us, a wet area maybe or somewhere clean, possibly the fact that the owners control the number of single males well. We all find different things important but do we ever stop to think what the MOST important thing is about a Swingers Club?
A&Gs in Huddersfield is a converted pub, nothing wrong with that many swingers clubs around the world no doubt were public houses. This one though has had an inspired conversion, clearly someone with building or architectural experience was involved in the interior design and planning.
What’s more it’s the cleanest club my wife and I have ever been to, ok it’s not that many come to think of it after using all my fingers I decided to stop counting, suffice to say we’ve been to more than 10 different clubs not a lot but enough to spot probably one of the Finest Clubs in the North of England.
Maybe just as important is the fact that you don’t have to worry about parking your car, the area seems nice enough and to my knowledge they’ve not had any issues, we always felt the car was ok, in fact I can’t remember us ever giving it a second thought. Given that the cameras the club has installed cover the parking areas as well you can feel even more comfortable, they really have thought of everything.
Smokers I hear you think have they made an effort so many places don’t really bother, well the smokers area is a pleasant place to be, can’t say that often can you, in fact it’s one of the main social areas in the club even the none smokers come out and chat when our great British weather allows.
So what is the most important thing about a club? Well I can tell you some of the things that aren’t as important:
Secure lockers, yes the clubs has those too
Nice clean shower area, yes the club has that as well
Towels in the lockers, yes they have them and they are always clean
A free condom in the lockers, you guessed it they even supply one of those
Plenty of clean well-appointed play rooms, well they weren’t going to forget them were they
Tissues in the play rooms, need I go on?
Yes they have everything just as it should be, but wait we get back to that most important thing again, yes I know I’m delaying it aren’t I?
Well I’m delaying it because I wanted you to see how long we’ve spent thinking about it, ok I’ve spent thinking about it, the author of this little post is Carl by the way.
Is it how often the single guys reading this score there? Is it if compatible people are there for you couples to play with? Does it depend if you get the chance to be voyeuristic?
Well no in my opinion it’s the STAFF, the staff make or break any club and that includes the owners not just those peeps working behind the bar and the people behind the bar work very very hard.
Why the owners and the staff? Well I’ll tell you why because in one way or another they are the only common denominator that affect everything and everyone who goes there:
Someone turns up you can’t stand, you just avoid them no? Someone’s getting a bit loud as they’ve had a little too much to drink, we’ve all been there, you move away.
But there is no moving away from the staff and owners you have to speak to them every time you arrive, want a drink, need a locker key, have a question, well you get the picture I don’t want to bore you too much.
So the question remains or is that the point I am trying to get to remains?
Has A&Gs got everything right? Well sadly no they haven’t they fall on the big one the decider the make or break priority STAFF and or OWNERS.
Now in this case staff wise they have hit a goldmine Debs and her lovely husband are complete STARS always enjoyed their company and they have always been totally professional.
The doorman is also a star a complete gentleman always smart and pleasant to speak to.
I find this part of my post difficult, because I want to be honest but not rude, fair and not biased, so here goes, there are members of staff with an attitude problem who really need to get it under control, not only do they never crack a smile, they can be short and blunt with people so much so it comes across as rude. A swingers club is no place for an attitude like that and I believe it’s dragging the one of the owners down as well.
Now I’d find that very difficult to say normally, yes because I don’t like to offend or upset anyone in any way at all, but given I’m not the first and I suspect the last to express that view, maybe it needed saying?
Flame me delete the post I really don’t care, I just feel saddened to the core that somewhere we’ve openly promoted in chat room’s somewhere we’ve encouraged people to meet us somewhere we went to for nearly a year paying to get in even though it was quiet and I mean quiet, sometimes we were the sole couple with 1 or two single males, on Sat or Fri nights no less, could behave on mass the way they behaved on Saturday 22nd August 2010.
To even suggest 2 intelligent, mature people with the attitude we both have would “try to stop others attending the club” or to need to check the cars parked outside the club as we were driving away, come on we aren’t a couple of kids we’re all grown-ups!
We’re left in amazement at the ignorance and shear idiocy of it all!
Carl 43 Leeds part of Carl n Adele Leeds Bi Couple Aug 2010
Date: 23 August 2010
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