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The Vanilla Alternative

Tempsford, South East

info@thevanillaalternative.co.uk,
http://thevanillaalternative.co.uk/

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This is a sumptuous swingers club and hotel in Bedfordshire on the A1 not far from the Capital. The VA aim is to provide something exclusive, somewhere upmarket, somewhere that's a "bit of alright" for discerning adults to meet and play together! The very experienced VA management team have an insight into what is growing into a more open market and have worked very hard to find something that ticks all the boxes. From the private rural location, the licensed bar, the array of play areas, the enormous hot tub, the on site hotel rooms, the extensive dedicated car park right down to the warm smile, the personal care and attention you get from a team who know the lifestyle inside out! No membership fees till September 2011 whilst phase two of the quarter of a million pound refurbishment programme is completed. Phase one will be complete for the grand launch on Saturday 26th February. Please visit the website www.thevanillaalternative.co.uk for details of events and to register on the mailing list. Make your next party a VA party!

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Rating: Fabulous
We went to VA last night & had a great night! Everyone is very sociable & there's a great atmosphere. The staff are so friendly & a great laugh! Absolutely love this club! Can't wait to go back on the 6th x

Date: 24 May 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Great venue very convenient hotel very friendly staff as Shame is far from home we been in a quiet night but we love it we spend a great night out don't miss out

Date: 20 May 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Another great visit to this fab club, we love the relaxed and fun atmosphere! We started going every few months but have found ourselves getting addicted and omg the hot tub! Last visit we jumped straight in lol

Hosts are amazing and very sexy, if you are lucky you will get to see the cabaret lol Pussycat song is the best ;)

Xxxx


Date: 18 May 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Peeps you can't fault this club. I travel a fair few miles to attend as its worth it. Friday night was looking a bit quite due to the party on Saturday. But did I strike it lucky meeting some great fun couples. VA just allows you to relax and have fun. Got to be one of the classiest clubs in Britain.

Date: 17 May 2015

Rating: Fun
Visited the Milf party on Wednesday.

My first time so rather apprehensive but Ted gave a guided tour with a few pointers.

The hot tub is something else...must be one of the biggest around!

Rather more males than I would have liked but hey ho such is life. I look forward to my next visit. :)


Date: 15 May 2015

Rating: OK
Great night out lovely hot tub met some Lovely people was back in December we attended but will be back asap!!!! X

Date: 13 May 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Attended the MILF club session. Well attended, hooked up with a great couple. Club is nicely laid out, very clean and has plenty of space.

Date: 13 May 2015

Rating: Fun
Spent two evenings at the VA, Friday and Saturday and enjoyed its plush high class decor. The large hot tub is certainly a key feature, though not an aspect we partake in as the idea of bathing in everyone else's excretions doesn't quite work for us. Each to their own. But otherwise the club is warm comfortable and hygienic.

The Friday night crowd were largely of the BBW persuasion, again a treat for those who are so inclined.

By contrast Saturday was filled with generally attractive couples.

The set up of the club rewards those who either network well at the bar (its licensed!) or in the tub, otherwise couples seemed to largely stick to themselves, perhaps the place needs more communal beds or a dark room to encourage the ice to break more easily?

Not a bad club, and the reasonably priced hotel rooms are a great bonus.


Date: 12 May 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Alway an excellent night out . Well organised and friendly atmospheres in relaxed , luxury surroundings

Date: 10 May 2015

Rating: Fabulous
New to va last night was amazing I went alone and meet some great people had a blast he'll going back weds for milf really great place very relaxed ask ted about a bombshell was my undoing lol (not just the great sex) was nervous as was first time along to a club but wow great people made me feel welcome immediatly yhanks guys

Date: 9 May 2015

Rating: OK
We have been to VA a few times and always had a good night . we have be planning to go for steels birthday for over a week now and have tried to call all day left a message and text but nothing , not even a text to sorry we are full . looks like we be going elsewhere from now on very disappointed .

Date: 8 May 2015

Rating: Fabulous
I attended Andels Sunday Lock In party last night, on my third visit to this club, and had a fantastic evening.

The VA is always immaculate, warm and welcoming. The staff are relaxed but totally on point and will help with every request.

The owners are charming and friendly and have some of the best banter going!

The event itself was very well attended and organised with lots of new faces to chat to and mingle with.. as well as lead astray!

I can't fault any aspect. There was even bacon sandwiches after midnight to keep us going. Superb service. Definitely a venue that deserves to be high on anyone's list.

Jay



Date: 4 May 2015

Rating: Fabulous
This review is long overdue having made several visits to this classy club.

The club offers guests sophistication and a venue to satisfy most people's requirements.

We attended Sunday's 'Lock In' event last night hosted by Andels and as ever found the club staff most welcoming and clientele friendly and more than approachable.

We found all areas of the club clean, attention to detail spot on.

Ideally for us a private room or two and a good quality swing are the only areas that are missing, however, we still enjoy this club immensely and look forward to hitting the VA once more.

Ken & Curls



Date: 4 May 2015

Rating: Fun
We went on Saturday evening and were both really impressed with the whole place. All the staff were really friendly and the facilities are great. Stayed in the hotel and would highly recommend staying on site as so convenient! Will go back soon hopefully

Date: 4 May 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Our first visit to this club last night and it was brilliant!

Met at the door by friendly staff with a little tour given too!

Good bar prices!

Absolutely filled with sexy people on a Sunday night!

Everywhere was clean and the toilets were obviously checked regularly!

We can't speak highly enough of this club and already looking forward to heading back!

Roughnposh xxx


Date: 4 May 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Our 1st visit and wow what a club. Lovely sexy friendly people, nice layout, will definitely be back again very soon xx

Date: 4 May 2015

Rating: Fabulous
After visiting VA for the first time last night, we thought we'd give our views as newbies to the club. We found the staff friendly and approachable, while the atmosphere and clientele was relaxed and welcoming. The facilities at the club, including the room where we stayed, were immaculately presented, clean and classy. We were so impressed that we're already planning our return visit.

Thanks to everyone at the club for making our first night so enjoyable :)


Date: 3 May 2015

Rating: Fabulous
We love this club and looking forward to visiting this Sunday for the lock in! Great modern club with friendly atmosphere. If your visiting this Sunday say hello xx

Date: 29 April 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Have not been for a while but was like we have never been away. Everyone as always was so friendly. chatted to lots of couples then spent the rest of the night catching up with Scott and Jules who are both fantastic hosts. Love what they have done with the hot tub area looks amazing. This is a club for both newbies and ppl that have been on the scene for years. To top it of they now have an amazing menu that you can order from! Recommend Jules special. This club just gets better and better. Oh and lived playing with your puppies ??

Date: 21 April 2015

Rating: Fun
We made our first visit to The VA recently and we loved it..! The admin side was quickly sorted out and we had a lovely tour of the venue. Could not believe how big it was - the Hot Tub...!! The bar was very reasonable, the staff were friendly & helpful and the venue was clean & nicely arranged. Could not have asked for more. We had a bit of fun together and then had a swim in the Tub - yes, you can swim in it...! It was a little cool though - a notch or 2 warmer would have got Fabulous....!!

We will look forward to another visit to The VA when we can. Thanks to all...!!


Date: 16 April 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Our first and by no means last trip to VA. Very friendly staff.Nicely set out club, loved the hot tub and friendly people.

Date: 12 April 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Again another great night at this very sexy place thank you to all the staff that made Mrs d birthday special it only gets better good to make new friends looking forward to more nights to come

Date: 12 April 2015

Rating: Fabulous
I love this club! We always have such a great time when we visit! Last night was loads of fun! It was a birthday with a cops and robbers theme! We didn't know the birthday girl but soon made friends with her crowd and they kept us entertained for the first half of the evening! we had a sexy time with a gorgeous single lady, met tons of new people. Jane and Dax, Ted and Lexy were fabulous hosts. Jules and Scott have a fantastic club here, it's clean, welcoming and classy.

Would recommend to Anyone!



Date: 12 April 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Went to this club last night with a lady I had spoken to that evening on fab. Was well worth the 70 mile journey to get there! Staff are lovely & very friendly, we chatted to lots of different people and had a great laugh. We was made to feel so welcome & not at all pressured. Has a great atmosphere. The club is lovely, really clean & plenty of room, they have safe zones & couples only area which we thought was a great idea! Thanks for a great night, will be back very soon. H x

Date: 12 April 2015

Rating: OK
We attended this club last night the staff we're friendly the club was nice didn't like that there are no privet play rooms, but the club it's self was nice with a large social area, the clientele however were not friendly and not welcoming as new people to the club we were nervous so grabbed a drink and went to the smoking area to which we said hi to the people out there and were pretty much ignored, we then went in to see if we could maybe strike up conversation with people which was near on impossible. Nice club shame about the unfriendliness

Date: 12 April 2015

Rating: Fun
Went to VA over a month ago and had a fantastic time. The roadworks were a bit of a nightmare but once we arrived, we greeted by friendly staff and escorted to our spacious, well decorated room (not sure why there was a lady bug infestation). Mr Star went to VA in 2012 and believes the changes are for the better. We had soft play fun with a hot couple next to the Olympic sized jacuzzi. Will defo be going again.

Date: 8 April 2015

Rating: OK
Attended the club with a friend. It wasn't my first club experience, I visit another both as a couple and as a single female however it was my first time here. The staff did seem reasonably friendly. It is very beautiful decorated and in a nice location but it wasn't my thing and I couldn't relax, which I've never had an issue before and the surroundings didn't make up for that and I really had no inclination to engage with anyone there. To be honest, I did find it cliquey but then again I did not attempt to engage anyone in conversation because I wasnt comfortable in the atmosphere. If it hadn't been with good company I would not have stayed. Glad I went to see what it was like but not a club I would return to. But then everyone likes different things! I still had a pleasant evening in pleasant surroundings just this club is not my cup of tea. try it and see what you think for yourself.

Date: 4 April 2015

Rating: Fabulous
We went as a platonic couple, she embraced the club completely! Its a great club to meet mingle and play especially by the Jacuzzi catering for all styles and types, all summed up by the sexy woman in the wheelchair, cant recommend the club enough, there must be something in the Jacuzzi water to make people so friendly. Back soon.

Date: 2 April 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Only just found you on fab, we attended, a few weeks ago, stayed over night, met some lovely peeps and had a wonderful experience, classy place with sexy people, no benefit Britain types here :) we will defo return soon. X x

Date: 1 April 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Third time visiting..... OMFG was wild last night. Lots of play everywhere. Always a made welcome. Thanks guys, me and Mrs loved it all.

XX


Date: 29 March 2015

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