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The Vanilla Alternative

Tempsford, South East

info@thevanillaalternative.co.uk,
http://thevanillaalternative.co.uk/

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This is a sumptuous swingers club and hotel in Bedfordshire on the A1 not far from the Capital. The VA aim is to provide something exclusive, somewhere upmarket, somewhere that's a "bit of alright" for discerning adults to meet and play together! The very experienced VA management team have an insight into what is growing into a more open market and have worked very hard to find something that ticks all the boxes. From the private rural location, the licensed bar, the array of play areas, the enormous hot tub, the on site hotel rooms, the extensive dedicated car park right down to the warm smile, the personal care and attention you get from a team who know the lifestyle inside out! No membership fees till September 2011 whilst phase two of the quarter of a million pound refurbishment programme is completed. Phase one will be complete for the grand launch on Saturday 26th February. Please visit the website www.thevanillaalternative.co.uk for details of events and to register on the mailing list. Make your next party a VA party!

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Rating: Fabulous
This was our second visit and we had a great time. Lovely clean club. Lots of areas for playtime although I personally would like more of a dungeon. The pool is fabulous and the staff friendly and professional. The dj last night was brilliant and there was a really good mixture of people. We highly recommend this club and we will be back. I still need to fulfil my lesbian train fantasy. Any offers !!!!

Date: 26 July 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Attended the monthly Milf Club recently held during the day on a Wednesday.

Really busy with lots of action and great people. Relax in the huge hot tub while people play in the water around you or on the large play area opposite.

Had a wondeful bukkaka with two fantastic ladies and several guys and played with willing couples too.

Great venue and fantastic daytime event for those who cannot always get to clubs at weekends


Date: 24 July 2015

Rating: Fabulous
We visited VA on the 20th July and it was our first time, a really great club that was very well organised and very clean. The hot tub is definitely the highlight and we really loved it! The staff are really friendly and the availability of freshly cooked pizzas at 2.30am were welcomed after a long evening playtime! We weren't able to get a room at the club as they were full so stayed locally at wyboston lakes which was very close and lovely too. We will definitely be returning thanks for a great night! X

Date: 23 July 2015

Rating: OK
We visited VA on the 20th July and it was our first time, a really great club that was very well organised and very clean. The hot tub is definitely the highlight and we really loved it! The staff are really friendly and the availability of freshly cooked pizzas at 2.30am were welcomed after a long evening playtime! We weren't able to get a room at the club as they were full so stayed locally at wyboston lakes which was very close and lovely too. We will definitely be returning thanks for a great night! X

Date: 23 July 2015

Rating: Fabulous
We have been to Vanilla four times now and Saturday was by far the best. The club is so clean and well laid out. Staff are great and so is everyone we have met here every time we have visited. If you like a hot tub then this place has to be visited. So many hot memories we have visiting here :) x

Date: 20 July 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Saturday night was our first visit to the club and it lived up to every great thing we've heard about it. The club is exceptionally clean and well designed. Even better, it's run by a professional and friendly staff that made us feel welcome. The atmosphere really helps to get things going, so we ended up in the playrooms by 10 and stayed there for the rest of the night. We loved testing out the playrooms and spending time in a huge hot tub that was full of sexy couples. Can’t wait to go back soon.

Date: 20 July 2015

Rating: Fun
We came here for the first time on Saturday a very nice club friendly staff and en suite room was ok. Will be back

Date: 20 July 2015

Rating: Fabulous
We have been several times to this club, and we love it! The staff is friendly, the hot tub is amazing just what u need to get things started! Social area, smoking area... And huge PLAY AREA! We love it and we will return for sure! Xx

Date: 19 July 2015

Rating: Fabulous
We hadn't been to VA for a few months so we were excited to go to out favourite club again. And boy, it did not disappoint us! Charged sexy atmosphere. Little bit warm so you wanted to take your clothes off. Hot tub was just as good as we remember. We love this club soooooo much! Clean. Cool. And right up our street. If you get a chance to go....GO! You will love it!

Date: 19 July 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Me and my partner went to the VA on Saturday 11th July, we had the most amazing time in a lovely upmarket venue! A huge hot tub with beds opposite to watch people play! Lockers with towels in. blankets to use by the smoking area! Nice big dance floor with a pole! And a bar/pub like seating area for socialising! There was lots of nooks and crannys to play in if you didn't want to be on full view but also lots of beds in full view !The staff were lovely and as this was our first time we got a tour round the place ! A good mix of couples and single females, an all round brilliant experience, would recommend to anyone !

Date: 13 July 2015

Rating: Fabulous
I had lovely time at va

Best venue


Date: 12 July 2015

Rating: Fabulous
The VA is a good venue and we would definitely return again :-) We went on a Saturday night. We chose to stay overnight in the Anchor hotel (which adjoins part of the complex) The venue has a good sized dance floor with pole lots of tucked away play rooms and more "communal" ones so there's something for everyone, there is a big hot tub if you like that kind of thing and lockers with towels in them. Everywhere is clean and all furnishings of good quality just what they promise. The hosts and staff are very friendly :-) The accommodation is good we had a private en suite room, the bed was comfy and room clean with tea/coffee and kettle. The only negative was the shower had a small head and wasn't very powerful (and that's just me being picky ha!). We met lots of fun couples and had a great evening chatting and playing...hopefully we'll catch up with some of them again soon!

It's quite detailed as I thought this would help others decide to go knowing about the ideal accommodation on site .


Date: 12 July 2015

Rating: Fun
I attened this club last night the 11th July and had the best time. The staff were very friendly welcoming and helpful couldn't ask for more. The club itself is lovely the hot tub is fantastic, bar area brilliant and all the play areas were fantastic and lots of fun ;) I will Defently be going back can't wait actually lol in my opinion one of the nicest clubs around this area feels upmarket and classy and an extremely good mix of couples there

Date: 12 July 2015

Rating: Fun
I went to VA on Wednesday night to explore the link scene haha and it was a really friendly place only the second club iv been to but lots of friendly faces and a few naughty ones.

Made to feel comfortable and then felt a bit of pain haha. Will be going again when I can


Date: 11 July 2015

Rating: Fabulous
We went too the club last weekend and what an experience we went opened minded but planeed on just pplaying togeather but it was that relaxed there we ended up doing a full swap we will be going there again sooner rather then later x x

Date: 7 July 2015

Rating: Fabulous
It was our first visit to VA on Saturday night and we had an amazing time. We arranged to meet some friends there and it wasn't long before we had made lots of new friends. We found everyone to be polite including the staff and had great fun chatting with the hosts at the bar. We loved the set up and little areas plus the huge hot tub :)

It's great for people of all ages and we had lots of naughty fun ;) will definitely be back...

Ps. Jamie's music selection was fab! Can't wait for the dusk til Dawn event! Xx


Date: 6 July 2015

Rating: OK
Wanted to go to this club for ages, and my lovely fun buddy R was kind enough to take me. The club is beautifully decorated, clean, has a fantastic pool and lots of different play areas. The staff a friendly and helpful and the pole dancer was amazing! Got us right in the mood! But I don't think I will be going back. R and I are swingers. Although there were lots of couples there, it soon became apparent that they were only playing with each other. There was a group of younger people who were playing but am sure they didn't fancy granny sex! There was no eye contact, no banter, no chat and no swinging. We gave it until 1.30am then gave up and went to bed! I know nothing is guaranteed, but I like to swing ! It felt very cliquey and despite our attempts - smiling, saying hi etc - nobody wanted to chat even. Ladies, you missed a treat though. R is one sexy fucker - literally!

Date: 5 July 2015

Rating: Fabulous
It was my 1st night at VA last night and my god what an amazing club it is. The owners are awesome, The staff are amazing and friendly, the atmosphere was out of this world so calm and friendly. Thank you for a wonderful night.

Date: 21 June 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Our second visit to VA and this time we stopped over

Had lots of fun and met some great people .. Not really sure where time went but was sure a great night



Date: 21 June 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Another Great Night

Just can't fault this Club, everyone one of the team is friendly and welcoming with first rate facilities. All the other guests we have found to be friendly polite and respectful.


Date: 21 June 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Visited the club on Friday had a great night as usual fantastic hosts and breakfast was a great extra . See you again soon

Date: 14 June 2015

Rating: Fabulous
We went last night this was our second time and as per reviews it wasn't a disappointment. The staff always friendly and helpful. The atmosphere was amazing and everyone wanted to chat. We had an amazing evening that just went on and on and can't wait to get back for another night. We have the VA bug now. Thank you VA for one of our best nights yet.

Ps you must try the barrel the staff will show you. ??


Date: 14 June 2015

Rating: Fabulous
We went for our second time on Friday, managed to book a room for the night which is a great idea if you can! It was reasonably busy and we met an amazing couple that we really clicked with, thanks guys! The hot tub was fun and the private room even better! Some great people who we also chatted with - everyone so friendly! If you are after somewhere with friendly staff, impressive and clean facilities, oh and some really sexy fun - then give it a go.

Date: 14 June 2015

Rating: Avoid
We visited the VA for the 7th time last night (Saturday) now we love the VA as it is a classy venue, but to arrive and find the place as good as empty was very disappointing if we said there were 40 people in the club that would be a very generous estimate. We had 2 drinks and left quite disappointed.. its a 190mile round trip for us which is usually not a problem but to arrive and find the place empty that will be our last visit. We don't know if things are quiet in general or if the place has gone stale as this was our first visit since last year.. such a shame as such a lovely club but will not be returning ...

Date: 14 June 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Great Club, great staff, great people, would love to go back one day!

Date: 7 June 2015

Rating: Fabulous
This is a long over due review by us.

WOW if you have not been this club is a must,its an amazing place with the best staff, clean comfortable and very sexy people, great place to meet friends.


Date: 2 June 2015

Rating: Fabulous
We had a bit of a bumpy start at the beginning of the month trying to attend va but finally got to go and stay over Saturday . Thank you to very one of the va team couldn't have been made more welcome , had a fantastic night . Best club in our eyes and looking forward to spending more time there .... ;) xxxxx

Date: 1 June 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Visited last night and met some great people. Great venue and loved the hot tube.

Date: 30 May 2015

Rating: Fabulous
We went to VA last night & had a great night! Everyone is very sociable & there's a great atmosphere. The staff are so friendly & a great laugh! Absolutely love this club! Can't wait to go back on the 6th x

Date: 24 May 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Great venue very convenient hotel very friendly staff as Shame is far from home we been in a quiet night but we love it we spend a great night out don't miss out

Date: 20 May 2015

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