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The Vanilla Alternative

Tempsford, South East

info@thevanillaalternative.co.uk,
http://thevanillaalternative.co.uk/

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This is a sumptuous swingers club and hotel in Bedfordshire on the A1 not far from the Capital. The VA aim is to provide something exclusive, somewhere upmarket, somewhere that's a "bit of alright" for discerning adults to meet and play together! The very experienced VA management team have an insight into what is growing into a more open market and have worked very hard to find something that ticks all the boxes. From the private rural location, the licensed bar, the array of play areas, the enormous hot tub, the on site hotel rooms, the extensive dedicated car park right down to the warm smile, the personal care and attention you get from a team who know the lifestyle inside out! No membership fees till September 2011 whilst phase two of the quarter of a million pound refurbishment programme is completed. Phase one will be complete for the grand launch on Saturday 26th February. Please visit the website www.thevanillaalternative.co.uk for details of events and to register on the mailing list. Make your next party a VA party!

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Rating: OK
We are going on Saturday. Any else going to be there?

Date: 1 July 2015

Rating: Fabulous
It was my 1st night at VA last night and my god what an amazing club it is. The owners are awesome, The staff are amazing and friendly, the atmosphere was out of this world so calm and friendly. Thank you for a wonderful night.

Date: 21 June 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Our second visit to VA and this time we stopped over

Had lots of fun and met some great people .. Not really sure where time went but was sure a great night



Date: 21 June 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Another Great Night

Just can't fault this Club, everyone one of the team is friendly and welcoming with first rate facilities. All the other guests we have found to be friendly polite and respectful.


Date: 21 June 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Visited the club on Friday had a great night as usual fantastic hosts and breakfast was a great extra . See you again soon

Date: 14 June 2015

Rating: Fabulous
We went last night this was our second time and as per reviews it wasn't a disappointment. The staff always friendly and helpful. The atmosphere was amazing and everyone wanted to chat. We had an amazing evening that just went on and on and can't wait to get back for another night. We have the VA bug now. Thank you VA for one of our best nights yet.

Ps you must try the barrel the staff will show you. ??


Date: 14 June 2015

Rating: Fabulous
We went for our second time on Friday, managed to book a room for the night which is a great idea if you can! It was reasonably busy and we met an amazing couple that we really clicked with, thanks guys! The hot tub was fun and the private room even better! Some great people who we also chatted with - everyone so friendly! If you are after somewhere with friendly staff, impressive and clean facilities, oh and some really sexy fun - then give it a go.

Date: 14 June 2015

Rating: Avoid
We visited the VA for the 7th time last night (Saturday) now we love the VA as it is a classy venue, but to arrive and find the place as good as empty was very disappointing if we said there were 40 people in the club that would be a very generous estimate. We had 2 drinks and left quite disappointed.. its a 190mile round trip for us which is usually not a problem but to arrive and find the place empty that will be our last visit. We don't know if things are quiet in general or if the place has gone stale as this was our first visit since last year.. such a shame as such a lovely club but will not be returning ...

Date: 14 June 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Great Club, great staff, great people, would love to go back one day!

Date: 7 June 2015

Rating: Fabulous
This is a long over due review by us.

WOW if you have not been this club is a must,its an amazing place with the best staff, clean comfortable and very sexy people, great place to meet friends.


Date: 2 June 2015

Rating: Fabulous
We had a bit of a bumpy start at the beginning of the month trying to attend va but finally got to go and stay over Saturday . Thank you to very one of the va team couldn't have been made more welcome , had a fantastic night . Best club in our eyes and looking forward to spending more time there .... ;) xxxxx

Date: 1 June 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Visited last night and met some great people. Great venue and loved the hot tube.

Date: 30 May 2015

Rating: Fabulous
We went to VA last night & had a great night! Everyone is very sociable & there's a great atmosphere. The staff are so friendly & a great laugh! Absolutely love this club! Can't wait to go back on the 6th x

Date: 24 May 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Great venue very convenient hotel very friendly staff as Shame is far from home we been in a quiet night but we love it we spend a great night out don't miss out

Date: 20 May 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Another great visit to this fab club, we love the relaxed and fun atmosphere! We started going every few months but have found ourselves getting addicted and omg the hot tub! Last visit we jumped straight in lol

Hosts are amazing and very sexy, if you are lucky you will get to see the cabaret lol Pussycat song is the best ;)

Xxxx


Date: 18 May 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Peeps you can't fault this club. I travel a fair few miles to attend as its worth it. Friday night was looking a bit quite due to the party on Saturday. But did I strike it lucky meeting some great fun couples. VA just allows you to relax and have fun. Got to be one of the classiest clubs in Britain.

Date: 17 May 2015

Rating: Fun
Visited the Milf party on Wednesday.

My first time so rather apprehensive but Ted gave a guided tour with a few pointers.

The hot tub is something else...must be one of the biggest around!

Rather more males than I would have liked but hey ho such is life. I look forward to my next visit. :)


Date: 15 May 2015

Rating: OK
Great night out lovely hot tub met some Lovely people was back in December we attended but will be back asap!!!! X

Date: 13 May 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Attended the MILF club session. Well attended, hooked up with a great couple. Club is nicely laid out, very clean and has plenty of space.

Date: 13 May 2015

Rating: Fun
Spent two evenings at the VA, Friday and Saturday and enjoyed its plush high class decor. The large hot tub is certainly a key feature, though not an aspect we partake in as the idea of bathing in everyone else's excretions doesn't quite work for us. Each to their own. But otherwise the club is warm comfortable and hygienic.

The Friday night crowd were largely of the BBW persuasion, again a treat for those who are so inclined.

By contrast Saturday was filled with generally attractive couples.

The set up of the club rewards those who either network well at the bar (its licensed!) or in the tub, otherwise couples seemed to largely stick to themselves, perhaps the place needs more communal beds or a dark room to encourage the ice to break more easily?

Not a bad club, and the reasonably priced hotel rooms are a great bonus.


Date: 12 May 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Alway an excellent night out . Well organised and friendly atmospheres in relaxed , luxury surroundings

Date: 10 May 2015

Rating: Fabulous
New to va last night was amazing I went alone and meet some great people had a blast he'll going back weds for milf really great place very relaxed ask ted about a bombshell was my undoing lol (not just the great sex) was nervous as was first time along to a club but wow great people made me feel welcome immediatly yhanks guys

Date: 9 May 2015

Rating: OK
We have been to VA a few times and always had a good night . we have be planning to go for steels birthday for over a week now and have tried to call all day left a message and text but nothing , not even a text to sorry we are full . looks like we be going elsewhere from now on very disappointed .

Date: 8 May 2015

Rating: Fabulous
I attended Andels Sunday Lock In party last night, on my third visit to this club, and had a fantastic evening.

The VA is always immaculate, warm and welcoming. The staff are relaxed but totally on point and will help with every request.

The owners are charming and friendly and have some of the best banter going!

The event itself was very well attended and organised with lots of new faces to chat to and mingle with.. as well as lead astray!

I can't fault any aspect. There was even bacon sandwiches after midnight to keep us going. Superb service. Definitely a venue that deserves to be high on anyone's list.

Jay



Date: 4 May 2015

Rating: Fabulous
This review is long overdue having made several visits to this classy club.

The club offers guests sophistication and a venue to satisfy most people's requirements.

We attended Sunday's 'Lock In' event last night hosted by Andels and as ever found the club staff most welcoming and clientele friendly and more than approachable.

We found all areas of the club clean, attention to detail spot on.

Ideally for us a private room or two and a good quality swing are the only areas that are missing, however, we still enjoy this club immensely and look forward to hitting the VA once more.

Ken & Curls



Date: 4 May 2015

Rating: Fun
We went on Saturday evening and were both really impressed with the whole place. All the staff were really friendly and the facilities are great. Stayed in the hotel and would highly recommend staying on site as so convenient! Will go back soon hopefully

Date: 4 May 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Our first visit to this club last night and it was brilliant!

Met at the door by friendly staff with a little tour given too!

Good bar prices!

Absolutely filled with sexy people on a Sunday night!

Everywhere was clean and the toilets were obviously checked regularly!

We can't speak highly enough of this club and already looking forward to heading back!

Roughnposh xxx


Date: 4 May 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Our 1st visit and wow what a club. Lovely sexy friendly people, nice layout, will definitely be back again very soon xx

Date: 4 May 2015

Rating: Fabulous
After visiting VA for the first time last night, we thought we'd give our views as newbies to the club. We found the staff friendly and approachable, while the atmosphere and clientele was relaxed and welcoming. The facilities at the club, including the room where we stayed, were immaculately presented, clean and classy. We were so impressed that we're already planning our return visit.

Thanks to everyone at the club for making our first night so enjoyable :)


Date: 3 May 2015

Rating: Fabulous
We love this club and looking forward to visiting this Sunday for the lock in! Great modern club with friendly atmosphere. If your visiting this Sunday say hello xx

Date: 29 April 2015

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