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The Vanilla Alternative

Tempsford, South East

info@thevanillaalternative.co.uk,
http://thevanillaalternative.co.uk/

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This is a sumptuous swingers club and hotel in Bedfordshire on the A1 not far from the Capital. The VA aim is to provide something exclusive, somewhere upmarket, somewhere that's a "bit of alright" for discerning adults to meet and play together! The very experienced VA management team have an insight into what is growing into a more open market and have worked very hard to find something that ticks all the boxes. From the private rural location, the licensed bar, the array of play areas, the enormous hot tub, the on site hotel rooms, the extensive dedicated car park right down to the warm smile, the personal care and attention you get from a team who know the lifestyle inside out! No membership fees till September 2011 whilst phase two of the quarter of a million pound refurbishment programme is completed. Phase one will be complete for the grand launch on Saturday 26th February. Please visit the website www.thevanillaalternative.co.uk for details of events and to register on the mailing list. Make your next party a VA party!

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Rating: Fabulous
We stayed at the VA hotel and attended the club night. This place rocks the staff are so welcoming and very clean place. My wife loves this place and it's not easy to please my wife. Also the type of people attend are really friendly and clean. But we do have a few issues.

1. The party hours are to short need to be longer as before we realised it was time to go. (But loved every minute of it)

2. Also because we got kids and trying to get a baby sitter for the night not easy. Please VA if you are reading could we have some parties during the day or early evening.

Love this place I hope they keep it up.



Date: 23 March 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Well another very naughty night at VA's and how posh is the new decor in the Hot tub playroom. Great new floor slates, and a revamped play area. Great crowd, great atmosphere, great Club..

Of course if you prefer second best, we suppose there are other places to go.


Date: 21 March 2015

Rating: Fabulous
We finally got to go back to VA last night for our second visit and the staff and hosts were as friendly and helpful as we remembered. The whole club is stylish, spotlessly clean, the layout great and the hot tub the piece de resistance.

The club attracts a discerning clientèle who are friendly fun and respectful. Definitely the best club we have been to - we will be back!


Date: 21 March 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Last night was our first visit to a club.....and we are so glad we chose the Vanilla Alternative!!

We were a little nervous, but these nerves soon disappeared as we were shown round by the lovely hostess who was friendly and made us feel instantly at ease.

The clientele' in this club are really friendly and the facilities fab x

Will definately be returning x


Date: 21 March 2015

Rating: Fabulous
I attended Scotts birthday party on Saturday night but also my first time to this club. The club itself has a very welcome atmosphere with plenty of private nooks aswell as gently lit play areas.

Normally as a contact lenses wearer I cannot go near Jacuzzi areas but here not only is the Jacuzzi beautiful but spotlessly clean and no red eyes!! Staff and hosts were amazing as well as the party goers. Excellent night thank you to everyone I met and will definitely return x


Date: 17 March 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Due to moving home and a world of all work no play we finally got to go back to the V.A last night after a year away, We were met by the hosts like long lost friends and given a tour of the new Jacuzzi area and new play area.

The layout and such spotlessly clean surroundings were just as before and the crowd there last night were very friendly and definitely dressed to impress, Thanks to all we met and a big thanks to the management for all there hard work in keeping the V.A the place to be and the place for other clubs to follow, See you all soon.


Date: 15 March 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Perfect visit to the VA for their 4th Birthday party. Great club, lots of space and facilities ... and the sexiest couples! Stayed overnight (and even had goodies bag in our room. We'll be back soon!!! xx

Date: 15 March 2015

Rating: Fun
Had a Fun night at VA, the club is big with lots of different areas. Everything is done to a high standard. Will definitely make a return visit :)

Date: 14 March 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Went to this club today excellent club, anyone thinking of dipping their feet into the swinging scene, a great place to start. Very well organised, great staff and over all great club

Date: 11 March 2015

Rating: Fabulous
I attended The MILf today at the VA classy, well organised party,love the new hot tub, friendly welcoming staff, met old friends and new ones. It has been fab day. Thank you lexy and Ted. Xxxx



Date: 11 March 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Fabulous night again at VA last night. Clean, friendly, hot tub to die for, ultimate place to unwind after a week at work. Thanks everyone for making it such a great night.

Date: 8 March 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Our first visit to VA in over a year, and it's as good as ever. Lovely decor, classy atmosphere, great hot tub and lots of places to play. We had a great night, thanks especially to our new friends Rachel and Andy - get in touch if you read this ;)

Date: 8 March 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Had a fantastic weekend at VA as usual ! It remains our top club to visit by far .. Just wish we could come more often ! The family that run it are amazing people, nothing is ever too much and they make you feel comfortable and welcome, the refurbishments look fantastic, although we thought the hot tub room was great before it now looks even better, so classy it looks better than most 5 star spa getaways - This place is easily the best club we have ever been to regarding the decor, cleanliness and not to meantion the quality of people that attend, there is never a dull moment here, and always lots of fun !!!

Date: 8 March 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Our first time at VA and certainly not our last!

Amazing clean and classy place with a very relaxed sexy vibe. The large hot tub is a real highlight. A really well thought out well run club. We stayed over in the hotel, we had a room with a shared bathroom. Our room was clean, comfortable, the bathroom was only shared with one other room and was decorated to a very high standard.

Can't wait to go again. :)


Date: 8 March 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Met lots of really nice people at Frisky Friday. Good to see the revamped hot tub room. New flooring, new main play beds and updated lighting. Well done to the VA team for all the hard work over the past week. As always at VA's, everyone got on really well. This club just keeps getting better and better!

Date: 7 March 2015

Rating: Fun
Attended the 4th birthday party last night, with a hottie from another site. Big thank you to Lexy for the tour and easing her nerves. The club was busy and everyone had a great night. Think we broke the world record, for the most people playing in a hot tub lol. All the staff were great and worked so hard to ensure everyone had fun. Looking forward to the next party night at VA Rob x

Date: 1 March 2015

Rating: Fabulous
1st visit last Friday and have to say it was amazing from when we arrived till when we left, can't wait to go again.. Thank you to all the staff very friendly and genuine. Xxxxxxx

Date: 26 February 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Stayed over the weekend, 1st the room spot on exactly what we wanted and more than we expected (same room next time please ;-) x) 2nd Staff from initial greet to club tour all excellent 3rd Club, classy, sexy, inviting, well laid out and something for all. Summary Run by genuine people, with a great friendly staff team, excellent facilities and a very sexy feel. Look forward to our next visit when we hope to fully enjoy all the facilities and make new friends....p.s. If you stay the night look out for the Towel Designs in your room !! They are an art form!! x....

Date: 22 February 2015

Rating: Fabulous
A beautifully kept club, ideal surroundings to unwind. Dance floor, bar, buffet, best tub in the area, excellent lighting and lots of clean, comfortable places to play.. Love the open plan, far better than rabbit warren rooms people can lock themselves away in, come on we're not at home now! All round fabulous, shows up the other club further up the A1 but all accounting for taste... Will become a favourite place for us to socialise, relax and hopefully make new friends as we did last night. Thank you to all the staff involved and M & M for their saucy addition to out night xx

Date: 22 February 2015

Rating: Fabulous
It was our first time at VA last Saturday night's Valentine's Party. What a fun time we had. The place is very welcoming although very secure.

Being a hotel you can book a room to spend the night in, but they book up very quickly. Thankfully there's a Travelodge and Premier Inn not far up the A1 to the North.

Loved the fact this place has a proper bar so you don't have to take your own. Hottub is a nice size although it didn't seem to have any jets going when we were there. It was rather full of horny people though;-)

Best of all are the people we met there. Definitely some beautiful people attend this club and we look forward to a return visit.


Date: 20 February 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Friday 13 I went to VA Valentines evening first time as single woman got warm welcome been showed around the around clean nice big pool, staff are friendly, relaxed atmosphere, loved there, it was a busy night full of sexy couples and single guys met some lovely people had a fabulous night playing and chatting the evening. Look forward too next visit. Thank you xx



Date: 16 February 2015

Rating: Fun
Our first and definately NOT our last visit to this well set up venue. The very hardworking staff are incredibly friendly and helpful and a credit to the owners, Scott and Jules. They, in turn, are approachable, sexy and work at making sure everyone enjoys their time at the club.

The club itself is amazing, tastefully decorated and superbly laid out, providing a mix of social, lively, private and playful!! We would suggest that first timers either pick a quieter night..... The playrooms were packed and heaving (in a good way!)..... Or bagsy a bed at opening time!!

Bacon sarnies at 2am were life savers...... But I would suggest that on a busy night extra staff could be available to assist with over 100 people trying to settle their tabs simultaneously. Not a criticism though as we didn't see anyone lose their cool.

We also stayed in the hotel and loved our red room :)) the bed was comfy, the room was clean and beautifully set out for Valentines Day (actually the ONLY pic we could put on Facebook for our unsuspecting vanilla friends who were asking how our weekend was!!). The breakfast was lovely and a great way to set us up for the 2.5 hours journey home. We plan to return...... While the private couples room was perfect (cross was a fabulous and enlightening touch!), we are itching to sample the hedonistic pleasures of the playrooms and tub!



Date: 15 February 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Our first time at VA and it lived up to the expectations...great atmosphere and varied crowd..a real bar feel which makes the thought of play even more exciting. The buffet was a nice touch..

If anything could be improved it would be the lighting in the play areas...its too dark...the bodies all look a blur and you cant see who you are rubbing up against!

The damp smell from the hottub room could be improved with a non carpeted flooring?

We had a great time tho and will be returning..


Date: 15 February 2015

Rating: Fabulous
This was our first visit to VA and what a great way to spend Valentines.......

Despite being INCREDIBLY busy, Scott, Jules and the team were happy, helpful, and worked their little socks off to make sure we all had a great evening.

The club itself is sexy but classy, not the least bit seedy and has plenty of rooms and places to play. Full of very sexy people too ;-) We missed out on the huge hot tub this time but we will definitely be back!

The ensuite rooms we booked were tastefully decorated, and perfect for an overnight stay. Bacon rolls at 2am post steamy fun is totally inspired.......and as for breakfast! Lush!

Thanks guys, it was FAB!!! Xxx


Date: 15 February 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Valentines night party was excellent this was our third visit to VA and it will definitely won't be our last well worth the 2 1/2 hour drive thanks to Scott ,jules, and staff for great club experience with great sexy people we would highly recommend vanilla alternative to any couples,or singles x WxDx

Date: 15 February 2015

Rating: OK
Attended VA daytime "the MILF club" yesterday.

Very well organised and great staff!

Lovely people, met old and new faces.

I will return next time :-)



Date: 12 February 2015

Rating: Fabulous
I attended the 'Milf Club' event at VA's yesterday and it allowed me the chance to catch up with some FAB friends.

The venue is excellent, easy to get to, friendly staff and plenty of well designed space to fulfil any fantasy.

Thank you for being great hosts and hope to see you again soon.



Date: 12 February 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Visited VA for the 1st time , great atmosphere , very good surroundings , great play rooms , hot tub was very relaxing with plenty going on , clean , good priced bar and some gorgeous looking ladies and was lucky enough to find a very sexy petite playmate for some horny fun .

Date: 12 February 2015

Rating: Fun
Went to the MILF Club in the day - was a great afternoon - really well organised by Lexy and Ted and a nice crowd - definitely recommended for anybody who can get onto the guest list. Suggest that Perhaps the MILF cub can become a club in its own right since it has become such a popular event - looking forward already to the event in March

Date: 12 February 2015

Rating: OK
Had my first invite today and what a place lovely staff and really clean thank you can't wait to be invited back lots of fun had

Thank you

J


Date: 11 February 2015

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