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The Vanilla Alternative

Tempsford, South East

info@thevanillaalternative.co.uk,
http://thevanillaalternative.co.uk/

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This is a sumptuous swingers club and hotel in Bedfordshire on the A1 not far from the Capital. The VA aim is to provide something exclusive, somewhere upmarket, somewhere that's a "bit of alright" for discerning adults to meet and play together! The very experienced VA management team have an insight into what is growing into a more open market and have worked very hard to find something that ticks all the boxes. From the private rural location, the licensed bar, the array of play areas, the enormous hot tub, the on site hotel rooms, the extensive dedicated car park right down to the warm smile, the personal care and attention you get from a team who know the lifestyle inside out! No membership fees till September 2011 whilst phase two of the quarter of a million pound refurbishment programme is completed. Phase one will be complete for the grand launch on Saturday 26th February. Please visit the website www.thevanillaalternative.co.uk for details of events and to register on the mailing list. Make your next party a VA party!

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Rating: Fun
Attended the 4th birthday party last night, with a hottie from another site. Big thank you to Lexy for the tour and easing her nerves. The club was busy and everyone had a great night. Think we broke the world record, for the most people playing in a hot tub lol. All the staff were great and worked so hard to ensure everyone had fun. Looking forward to the next party night at VA Rob x

Date: 1 March 2015

Rating: Fabulous
1st visit last Friday and have to say it was amazing from when we arrived till when we left, can't wait to go again.. Thank you to all the staff very friendly and genuine. Xxxxxxx

Date: 26 February 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Stayed over the weekend, 1st the room spot on exactly what we wanted and more than we expected (same room next time please ;-) x) 2nd Staff from initial greet to club tour all excellent 3rd Club, classy, sexy, inviting, well laid out and something for all. Summary Run by genuine people, with a great friendly staff team, excellent facilities and a very sexy feel. Look forward to our next visit when we hope to fully enjoy all the facilities and make new friends....p.s. If you stay the night look out for the Towel Designs in your room !! They are an art form!! x....

Date: 22 February 2015

Rating: Fabulous
A beautifully kept club, ideal surroundings to unwind. Dance floor, bar, buffet, best tub in the area, excellent lighting and lots of clean, comfortable places to play.. Love the open plan, far better than rabbit warren rooms people can lock themselves away in, come on we're not at home now! All round fabulous, shows up the other club further up the A1 but all accounting for taste... Will become a favourite place for us to socialise, relax and hopefully make new friends as we did last night. Thank you to all the staff involved and M & M for their saucy addition to out night xx

Date: 22 February 2015

Rating: Fabulous
It was our first time at VA last Saturday night's Valentine's Party. What a fun time we had. The place is very welcoming although very secure.

Being a hotel you can book a room to spend the night in, but they book up very quickly. Thankfully there's a Travelodge and Premier Inn not far up the A1 to the North.

Loved the fact this place has a proper bar so you don't have to take your own. Hottub is a nice size although it didn't seem to have any jets going when we were there. It was rather full of horny people though;-)

Best of all are the people we met there. Definitely some beautiful people attend this club and we look forward to a return visit.


Date: 20 February 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Friday 13 I went to VA Valentines evening first time as single woman got warm welcome been showed around the around clean nice big pool, staff are friendly, relaxed atmosphere, loved there, it was a busy night full of sexy couples and single guys met some lovely people had a fabulous night playing and chatting the evening. Look forward too next visit. Thank you xx



Date: 16 February 2015

Rating: Fun
Our first and definately NOT our last visit to this well set up venue. The very hardworking staff are incredibly friendly and helpful and a credit to the owners, Scott and Jules. They, in turn, are approachable, sexy and work at making sure everyone enjoys their time at the club.

The club itself is amazing, tastefully decorated and superbly laid out, providing a mix of social, lively, private and playful!! We would suggest that first timers either pick a quieter night..... The playrooms were packed and heaving (in a good way!)..... Or bagsy a bed at opening time!!

Bacon sarnies at 2am were life savers...... But I would suggest that on a busy night extra staff could be available to assist with over 100 people trying to settle their tabs simultaneously. Not a criticism though as we didn't see anyone lose their cool.

We also stayed in the hotel and loved our red room :)) the bed was comfy, the room was clean and beautifully set out for Valentines Day (actually the ONLY pic we could put on Facebook for our unsuspecting vanilla friends who were asking how our weekend was!!). The breakfast was lovely and a great way to set us up for the 2.5 hours journey home. We plan to return...... While the private couples room was perfect (cross was a fabulous and enlightening touch!), we are itching to sample the hedonistic pleasures of the playrooms and tub!



Date: 15 February 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Our first time at VA and it lived up to the expectations...great atmosphere and varied crowd..a real bar feel which makes the thought of play even more exciting. The buffet was a nice touch..

If anything could be improved it would be the lighting in the play areas...its too dark...the bodies all look a blur and you cant see who you are rubbing up against!

The damp smell from the hottub room could be improved with a non carpeted flooring?

We had a great time tho and will be returning..


Date: 15 February 2015

Rating: Fabulous
This was our first visit to VA and what a great way to spend Valentines.......

Despite being INCREDIBLY busy, Scott, Jules and the team were happy, helpful, and worked their little socks off to make sure we all had a great evening.

The club itself is sexy but classy, not the least bit seedy and has plenty of rooms and places to play. Full of very sexy people too ;-) We missed out on the huge hot tub this time but we will definitely be back!

The ensuite rooms we booked were tastefully decorated, and perfect for an overnight stay. Bacon rolls at 2am post steamy fun is totally inspired.......and as for breakfast! Lush!

Thanks guys, it was FAB!!! Xxx


Date: 15 February 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Valentines night party was excellent this was our third visit to VA and it will definitely won't be our last well worth the 2 1/2 hour drive thanks to Scott ,jules, and staff for great club experience with great sexy people we would highly recommend vanilla alternative to any couples,or singles x WxDx

Date: 15 February 2015

Rating: OK
Attended VA daytime "the MILF club" yesterday.

Very well organised and great staff!

Lovely people, met old and new faces.

I will return next time :-)



Date: 12 February 2015

Rating: Fabulous
I attended the 'Milf Club' event at VA's yesterday and it allowed me the chance to catch up with some FAB friends.

The venue is excellent, easy to get to, friendly staff and plenty of well designed space to fulfil any fantasy.

Thank you for being great hosts and hope to see you again soon.



Date: 12 February 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Visited VA for the 1st time , great atmosphere , very good surroundings , great play rooms , hot tub was very relaxing with plenty going on , clean , good priced bar and some gorgeous looking ladies and was lucky enough to find a very sexy petite playmate for some horny fun .

Date: 12 February 2015

Rating: Fun
Went to the MILF Club in the day - was a great afternoon - really well organised by Lexy and Ted and a nice crowd - definitely recommended for anybody who can get onto the guest list. Suggest that Perhaps the MILF cub can become a club in its own right since it has become such a popular event - looking forward already to the event in March

Date: 12 February 2015

Rating: OK
Had my first invite today and what a place lovely staff and really clean thank you can't wait to be invited back lots of fun had

Thank you

J


Date: 11 February 2015

Rating: OK
Have had the pleasure off being invited twice to this awesome club for daytime parties. Very clean and well decorated. Staff are great cannot fault them. Cant wait till next party

Date: 11 February 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Just attended the second Mild Club hosted at the Vanilla Alternative. It was wonderful, friendly staff as always, very well attended (with a waiting list) and a really buzzing atmosphere.

A really awesome event and in the daytime too!


Date: 11 February 2015

Rating: Fabulous
First time visit last nite . Very classy and great facilities , so many attractive people in there too .... And my new favourite place in the world .... Is Their pool. Think it was a lot of other people's too . Perfect place to chill and have some sexy fun.

Date: 8 February 2015

Rating: Fun
My second visit, but first time to a couples only night, was not a disappointment in the slightest. The other guests were friendly and approachable. The staff are brilliant fun and still maintain a good level of professionalism. The venue itself is plush and very welcoming. I can't wait to return.

Date: 2 February 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Another great night at VA we managed to get a room this time which was nice, very clean and bed was really comfy. It was freezing on Saturday and we had a warm welcome from the staff and the room was lovely and warm.

We had a lovely night we met some friends we had met at Spice last year which was unexpected but we had a lovely night.

The hot tub was lots of fun too ??



Date: 2 February 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Went to this club last night with a friend of mine

And wow what a great club

As soon as we arrived we got a very warm welcome

There were loads of couples there last night and everyone with exception to a minor few were dressed very elegant and sophisticated which shows just what a top class club this is

The buffer was amazing love those home made sausage rolls mm want the recipe please

Everybody there seemed very sociable and relaxed I thouraoughly enjoyed my visit


Date: 1 February 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Another brilliant night at V.A and another great overnight stay!

Such a sexy atmosphere and very sexy people and staff! Can't wait for the next time xx


Date: 1 February 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Another great night at VA. Thanks to all for making some awesome memories for us. We have no trouble recommending you, dear reader, visit VA

Date: 19 January 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Great club, it was our first one ever and we can't wait to go back. Staff and facilities are top notch. All the guests, including the single guy's were friendly and very respectful. Shame we was a little naïve about how to engage with play activities, with other couples. We will have to remedy that on our next visit ;)

Thank you to all the VA team xxx


Date: 15 January 2015

Rating: Fabulous
We have now been to va twice now and really enjoy our time there and will be visiting there loads more weekends this year it was our first swing club we attended and found it really enjoyable sexy but relaxing at the same time lovely and very helpful staff at the entrance and then we entered as newbies on a Saturday looking for couples and single females we was shown around and felt real comfortable as it was clean and well organised with a bar with cheap drinks all night mixed toilets great up to date music disco and strippers pole even had a tasty buffet loads of areas to sit and watch and enjoy the night together or with others in the play area with the largest hottub we have ever seen they had lockers with an easy key and pay system which works really well when your totally naked they even have a glamorous hotel on site but seems to always be fully booked as this place gets busy so book in advance or there's alwaya a travel lodge 5 minutes up the road on the black cat roundabout this wonderful place even has a little room with some dungeon furniture we really enjoyed it that much as it was full of all ages a great mix and just a real sexy enviroment to be in classy and very clean that we went to the christmas party. A great place to enjoy a social or to play and meet some real sexy people.if you see us there don't be shy come and say hi xxx

Date: 15 January 2015

Rating: Fabulous
We attended VA on Friday 9th Jan for the first time. after finally plucking up the courage to get out of the car we were not disappointed. We were shown to our room by a friendly female and it was clean and spacious.

We headed down to the club about 9pm. It was fairly quiet to start with, people just chatting and drinking.

We were given a tour and told the etiquette of all the different areas ans were pleased with the overall set up. It was exactly what we were hoping for and we felt totally at ease.

We chatted to a lovely couple before heading in to the hottub just after midnight when it had calmed down a little. Its a very popular area and can get very busy.

The night ended at 2:30pm when the club closes.

We are really glad we made the decision to go inside. We would definitely recommend the club to others and will definitely be attending again in the future x


Date: 11 January 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Being a single guy and visiting The Vanilla Alternative on a Saturday night was unusual but owners, Scott and Jules, kindly let members in for free for this special evening.

As a regular visitor to VA it was nice to meet up again with lots of other regulars and some first timers here. The social side of club evenings at VA is always good and last night was no exception. Plenty of chat in the bar and lounge areas before continuing in the massive hot tub.

Being a special evening, the hot tub soon filled up with sexy people and lots of bubbles. Plenty of fun followed both in the hot tub and surrounding play areas.

As usual at VA, a wonderful evening and brilliant start to 2015. Thanks again to Scott and Jules, and the rest of the very helpful staff team. Can't wait for Frisky Friday!


Date: 4 January 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Our first club visit for New Years Eve and it exceeded our expectations!

Lots of very sexy people having a lot of fun! Will be returning soon xx


Date: 1 January 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Loved our 2nd visit to VA. Lovely club full of very sexy people, with plenty of fun going on all around. Very friendly party atmosphere again last night.

We'll be back again for round 3 soon.

xx


Date: 1 January 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Wow another great night at the VA, everyone dressed up for NYE, met some sexy friends old and new, great atmosphere in the club, big thank you to all the staff working hard behind the bar and reception, The food was lovely thanks Scott & Jules.

Date: 1 January 2015

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