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The Vanilla Alternative

Tempsford, South East

info@thevanillaalternative.co.uk,
http://thevanillaalternative.co.uk/

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This is a sumptuous swingers club and hotel in Bedfordshire on the A1 not far from the Capital. The VA aim is to provide something exclusive, somewhere upmarket, somewhere that's a "bit of alright" for discerning adults to meet and play together! The very experienced VA management team have an insight into what is growing into a more open market and have worked very hard to find something that ticks all the boxes. From the private rural location, the licensed bar, the array of play areas, the enormous hot tub, the on site hotel rooms, the extensive dedicated car park right down to the warm smile, the personal care and attention you get from a team who know the lifestyle inside out! No membership fees till September 2011 whilst phase two of the quarter of a million pound refurbishment programme is completed. Phase one will be complete for the grand launch on Saturday 26th February. Please visit the website www.thevanillaalternative.co.uk for details of events and to register on the mailing list. Make your next party a VA party!

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Rating: Fabulous
Have not been for a while but was like we have never been away. Everyone as always was so friendly. chatted to lots of couples then spent the rest of the night catching up with Scott and Jules who are both fantastic hosts. Love what they have done with the hot tub area looks amazing. This is a club for both newbies and ppl that have been on the scene for years. To top it of they now have an amazing menu that you can order from! Recommend Jules special. This club just gets better and better. Oh and lived playing with your puppies ??

Date: 21 April 2015

Rating: Fun
We made our first visit to The VA recently and we loved it..! The admin side was quickly sorted out and we had a lovely tour of the venue. Could not believe how big it was - the Hot Tub...!! The bar was very reasonable, the staff were friendly & helpful and the venue was clean & nicely arranged. Could not have asked for more. We had a bit of fun together and then had a swim in the Tub - yes, you can swim in it...! It was a little cool though - a notch or 2 warmer would have got Fabulous....!!

We will look forward to another visit to The VA when we can. Thanks to all...!!


Date: 16 April 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Our first and by no means last trip to VA. Very friendly staff.Nicely set out club, loved the hot tub and friendly people.

Date: 12 April 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Again another great night at this very sexy place thank you to all the staff that made Mrs d birthday special it only gets better good to make new friends looking forward to more nights to come

Date: 12 April 2015

Rating: Fabulous
I love this club! We always have such a great time when we visit! Last night was loads of fun! It was a birthday with a cops and robbers theme! We didn't know the birthday girl but soon made friends with her crowd and they kept us entertained for the first half of the evening! we had a sexy time with a gorgeous single lady, met tons of new people. Jane and Dax, Ted and Lexy were fabulous hosts. Jules and Scott have a fantastic club here, it's clean, welcoming and classy.

Would recommend to Anyone!



Date: 12 April 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Went to this club last night with a lady I had spoken to that evening on fab. Was well worth the 70 mile journey to get there! Staff are lovely & very friendly, we chatted to lots of different people and had a great laugh. We was made to feel so welcome & not at all pressured. Has a great atmosphere. The club is lovely, really clean & plenty of room, they have safe zones & couples only area which we thought was a great idea! Thanks for a great night, will be back very soon. H x

Date: 12 April 2015

Rating: OK
We attended this club last night the staff we're friendly the club was nice didn't like that there are no privet play rooms, but the club it's self was nice with a large social area, the clientele however were not friendly and not welcoming as new people to the club we were nervous so grabbed a drink and went to the smoking area to which we said hi to the people out there and were pretty much ignored, we then went in to see if we could maybe strike up conversation with people which was near on impossible. Nice club shame about the unfriendliness

Date: 12 April 2015

Rating: Fun
Went to VA over a month ago and had a fantastic time. The roadworks were a bit of a nightmare but once we arrived, we greeted by friendly staff and escorted to our spacious, well decorated room (not sure why there was a lady bug infestation). Mr Star went to VA in 2012 and believes the changes are for the better. We had soft play fun with a hot couple next to the Olympic sized jacuzzi. Will defo be going again.

Date: 8 April 2015

Rating: OK
Attended the club with a friend. It wasn't my first club experience, I visit another both as a couple and as a single female however it was my first time here. The staff did seem reasonably friendly. It is very beautiful decorated and in a nice location but it wasn't my thing and I couldn't relax, which I've never had an issue before and the surroundings didn't make up for that and I really had no inclination to engage with anyone there. To be honest, I did find it cliquey but then again I did not attempt to engage anyone in conversation because I wasnt comfortable in the atmosphere. If it hadn't been with good company I would not have stayed. Glad I went to see what it was like but not a club I would return to. But then everyone likes different things! I still had a pleasant evening in pleasant surroundings just this club is not my cup of tea. try it and see what you think for yourself.

Date: 4 April 2015

Rating: Fabulous
We went as a platonic couple, she embraced the club completely! Its a great club to meet mingle and play especially by the Jacuzzi catering for all styles and types, all summed up by the sexy woman in the wheelchair, cant recommend the club enough, there must be something in the Jacuzzi water to make people so friendly. Back soon.

Date: 2 April 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Only just found you on fab, we attended, a few weeks ago, stayed over night, met some lovely peeps and had a wonderful experience, classy place with sexy people, no benefit Britain types here :) we will defo return soon. X x

Date: 1 April 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Third time visiting..... OMFG was wild last night. Lots of play everywhere. Always a made welcome. Thanks guys, me and Mrs loved it all.

XX


Date: 29 March 2015

Rating: Fabulous
We had our first visit to VA last night and stayed in the hotel. What a great time we had!! We loved the atmosphere and the standard of the venue is extremely high!! The hot tub is the best we've seen!! Lovely play areas and a good quality of clientele!! We will definitely be making the effort to take this trip again!! :-)

Date: 29 March 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Our first time at VA and this was the most well appointed club we been to yet in terms of layout, facilities, decor, hot tub and play area. We met friends we knew and talked with and made new friends. I had heard reports that the club was cliquey and people were unfriendly, but this was exactly the opposite of what we found. What we liked about the club was that there was socialising but there was a tremendous amount of play happening which is actually why one goes to a club. We love this club and will be back ASAP!

Date: 29 March 2015

Rating: Fabulous
We stayed at the VA hotel and attended the club night. This place rocks the staff are so welcoming and very clean place. My wife loves this place and it's not easy to please my wife. Also the type of people attend are really friendly and clean. But we do have a few issues.

1. The party hours are to short need to be longer as before we realised it was time to go. (But loved every minute of it)

2. Also because we got kids and trying to get a baby sitter for the night not easy. Please VA if you are reading could we have some parties during the day or early evening.

Love this place I hope they keep it up.



Date: 23 March 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Well another very naughty night at VA's and how posh is the new decor in the Hot tub playroom. Great new floor slates, and a revamped play area. Great crowd, great atmosphere, great Club..

Of course if you prefer second best, we suppose there are other places to go.


Date: 21 March 2015

Rating: Fabulous
We finally got to go back to VA last night for our second visit and the staff and hosts were as friendly and helpful as we remembered. The whole club is stylish, spotlessly clean, the layout great and the hot tub the piece de resistance.

The club attracts a discerning clientèle who are friendly fun and respectful. Definitely the best club we have been to - we will be back!


Date: 21 March 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Last night was our first visit to a club.....and we are so glad we chose the Vanilla Alternative!!

We were a little nervous, but these nerves soon disappeared as we were shown round by the lovely hostess who was friendly and made us feel instantly at ease.

The clientele' in this club are really friendly and the facilities fab x

Will definately be returning x


Date: 21 March 2015

Rating: Fabulous
I attended Scotts birthday party on Saturday night but also my first time to this club. The club itself has a very welcome atmosphere with plenty of private nooks aswell as gently lit play areas.

Normally as a contact lenses wearer I cannot go near Jacuzzi areas but here not only is the Jacuzzi beautiful but spotlessly clean and no red eyes!! Staff and hosts were amazing as well as the party goers. Excellent night thank you to everyone I met and will definitely return x


Date: 17 March 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Due to moving home and a world of all work no play we finally got to go back to the V.A last night after a year away, We were met by the hosts like long lost friends and given a tour of the new Jacuzzi area and new play area.

The layout and such spotlessly clean surroundings were just as before and the crowd there last night were very friendly and definitely dressed to impress, Thanks to all we met and a big thanks to the management for all there hard work in keeping the V.A the place to be and the place for other clubs to follow, See you all soon.


Date: 15 March 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Perfect visit to the VA for their 4th Birthday party. Great club, lots of space and facilities ... and the sexiest couples! Stayed overnight (and even had goodies bag in our room. We'll be back soon!!! xx

Date: 15 March 2015

Rating: Fun
Had a Fun night at VA, the club is big with lots of different areas. Everything is done to a high standard. Will definitely make a return visit :)

Date: 14 March 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Went to this club today excellent club, anyone thinking of dipping their feet into the swinging scene, a great place to start. Very well organised, great staff and over all great club

Date: 11 March 2015

Rating: Fabulous
I attended The MILf today at the VA classy, well organised party,love the new hot tub, friendly welcoming staff, met old friends and new ones. It has been fab day. Thank you lexy and Ted. Xxxx



Date: 11 March 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Fabulous night again at VA last night. Clean, friendly, hot tub to die for, ultimate place to unwind after a week at work. Thanks everyone for making it such a great night.

Date: 8 March 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Our first visit to VA in over a year, and it's as good as ever. Lovely decor, classy atmosphere, great hot tub and lots of places to play. We had a great night, thanks especially to our new friends Rachel and Andy - get in touch if you read this ;)

Date: 8 March 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Had a fantastic weekend at VA as usual ! It remains our top club to visit by far .. Just wish we could come more often ! The family that run it are amazing people, nothing is ever too much and they make you feel comfortable and welcome, the refurbishments look fantastic, although we thought the hot tub room was great before it now looks even better, so classy it looks better than most 5 star spa getaways - This place is easily the best club we have ever been to regarding the decor, cleanliness and not to meantion the quality of people that attend, there is never a dull moment here, and always lots of fun !!!

Date: 8 March 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Our first time at VA and certainly not our last!

Amazing clean and classy place with a very relaxed sexy vibe. The large hot tub is a real highlight. A really well thought out well run club. We stayed over in the hotel, we had a room with a shared bathroom. Our room was clean, comfortable, the bathroom was only shared with one other room and was decorated to a very high standard.

Can't wait to go again. :)


Date: 8 March 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Met lots of really nice people at Frisky Friday. Good to see the revamped hot tub room. New flooring, new main play beds and updated lighting. Well done to the VA team for all the hard work over the past week. As always at VA's, everyone got on really well. This club just keeps getting better and better!

Date: 7 March 2015

Rating: Fun
Attended the 4th birthday party last night, with a hottie from another site. Big thank you to Lexy for the tour and easing her nerves. The club was busy and everyone had a great night. Think we broke the world record, for the most people playing in a hot tub lol. All the staff were great and worked so hard to ensure everyone had fun. Looking forward to the next party night at VA Rob x

Date: 1 March 2015

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