The Vanilla Alternative

Tempsford, South East

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This is a sumptuous swingers club and hotel in Bedfordshire on the A1 not far from the Capital. The VA aim is to provide something exclusive, somewhere upmarket, somewhere that's a "bit of alright" for discerning adults to meet and play together! The very experienced VA management team have an insight into what is growing into a more open market and have worked very hard to find something that ticks all the boxes. From the private rural location, the licensed bar, the array of play areas, the enormous hot tub, the on site hotel rooms, the extensive dedicated car park right down to the warm smile, the personal care and attention you get from a team who know the lifestyle inside out! No membership fees till September 2011 whilst phase two of the quarter of a million pound refurbishment programme is completed. Phase one will be complete for the grand launch on Saturday 26th February. Please visit the website www.thevanillaalternative.co.uk for details of events and to register on the mailing list. Make your next party a VA party!

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Rating: Fabulous
	Another fantastic night at this lovely club. We went to the Saturday Glow in the Dark party. The club had many UV lights set up, so everyone in UV wear glowed in the bar and dance area. Top DJ played some brilliant dance tunes, and everyone filled the dance floor. The club is always a delight to visit, lovely bar, helpful and friendly staff and always very clean and tidy. The playrooms are large and very clean. We have been to a number of clubs and this is definitely one of the best. Looking forward to many more visits. Date: 14 April 2024

Rating: Fabulous

Another fantastic night at this lovely club. We went to the Saturday Glow in the Dark party. The club had many UV lights set up, so everyone in UV wear glowed in the bar and dance area. Top DJ played some brilliant dance tunes, and everyone filled the dance floor.

The club is always a delight to visit, lovely bar, helpful and friendly staff and always very clean and tidy. The playrooms are large and very clean.

We have been to a number of clubs and this is definitely one of the best. Looking forward to many more visits.

Date: 14 April 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended ScubaStu's first hosting of bi night, and what an event it was. Well done Stu and what a fab tim e we had with many sexy bi folks on the beds Date: 11 April 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	The new host of the VA bi night Scuba Stu has done an amazing job rejuvenating the event. The club and staff are brilliant as ever and the crowd last night was a great blend making it one of the best VA bi nights so far Date: 6 April 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	I've been going to bi nights for years at this club and this has got to be one of the best nights yet. Lots of male bi action which is just amazing. Well done ScubaStu on a great night x Date: 6 April 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended our 2nd Bi Night last night and the first one with new Host Scuba Stu! What a night! Great crowd of people and lots of hot bi action! Well done Stu on hosting a great night - see you next month. E&D x Date: 6 April 2024

Rating: OK
	Attended the milf event on the 3rd...only 2nd time there and loved it again! Very busy in the pool.. Lots of action on the beds. We only played with each other this time but loved the whole vibe and met some lovely people. Date: 5 April 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended the Easter Bunny evening last Saturday night with one or two couples friends and it was a great evening, nice to be back after Winter hibernation, in some familiar surroundings and to see the other lifestylers as well as being in full play mode. I will be joining a few others at the Bi night tomorrow night, and I’m very much looking forward to the event ! Love a Bi-night and look forward to future adventures there. Ms.S-M Xx Date: 4 April 2024

Rating: Fabulous

Attended the Easter Bunny evening last Saturday night with one or two couples friends and it was a great evening, nice to be back after Winter hibernation, in some familiar surroundings and to see the other lifestylers as well as being in full play mode.

I will be joining a few others at the Bi night tomorrow night, and I’m very much looking forward to the event ! Love a Bi-night and look forward to future adventures there.

Ms.S-M Xx

Date: 4 April 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	I have been attending this Fabulous club every Wednesday and Friday for over a year, and yesterday at the Milf club, the party was in full swing when I got there around 12pm. The hot tub was filling up nicely, as were the guests in the main part of the club. Another fun afternoon was had by all and lots of “Newbies” too. The staff once again were welcoming and fun to be around as they always are. The playing was fantastic too with action in every part of the club. Thanks VA... Funboy Date: 4 April 2024

Rating: Fabulous

I have been attending this Fabulous club every Wednesday and Friday for over a year, and yesterday at the Milf club, the party was in full swing when I got there around 12pm. The hot tub was filling up nicely, as were the guests in the main part of the club.

Another fun afternoon was had by all and lots of “Newbies” too.

The staff once again were welcoming and fun to be around as they always are.

The playing was fantastic too with action in every part of the club.

Thanks VA...

Funboy

Date: 4 April 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	My first in a while and I was really pleased I attended It was very busy but it was great to see old friends & contacts and great meeting and playing alongside others My playmate for the afternoon was visiting for the first time and was spoiled rotten and is still glowing hours later Thank you for making her and me so welcome See you soon XxxX Date: 3 April 2024

Rating: Fun
	Much as I miss milf not being a weekly slot on the timetable, I have to admit that today was the busyiest I've seen the club on a Wednesday daytime in a long time. Great mix of ppl and I for one had great fun. N Date: 3 April 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	I (Kaz) attended VA for the first time today. This is by far my favourite club now. Great vibe, super friendly crowd with lots of fun and laughter. I’ll be back Date: 3 April 2024

Rating: OK
	I visited this lovely club today for the first time (first time going to any club)… and loved it… met lots of friendly people and had a fab time… great way to spend a Wednesday! Date: 3 April 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Probably our favourite club? Great night again like always. Stayed there upstairs, very clean and great value for money. Staff are always so friendly. Can’t wait for the festival D&E xx Date: 1 April 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	I can't really add much to the very good reviews already written about VA except to confirm them .. but just to add that the staff look after you very well and even us single guys are made to feel welcome which is very much appreciated xx Date: 1 April 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended the Easter party Saturdays night and had a fantastic time as always. Great atmosphere, banging tunes on the dance floor and too many sexy people to work our way through. Date: 1 April 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Last nights Sat Easter party was fantastic! We met so many lovely people, please drop us a DM if we did as we are terrible remembering names! Lots of sexy outfits, social and play. Club & staff were lovely. Looking forward to our next adventure at VA xx Date: 31 March 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Another awesome night at our favourite club. Always great to see friendly faces, staff and guests alike, and the chance to have a dance and a laugh is never missed. An even better night when you’re there with sexy friends. Now to catch up on some sleep again. We’ll be back soon x Date: 31 March 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	My husband and I attended for the first time last night with our friends. We had heard many fabulous reviews from many people and it definitely lived up to expectations. The atmosphere was great, brilliant DJ and music, loved all the different areas and the classy feel, we both said how we felt like we were in a nightclub! We all made great use of the couples area and the dungeon and loved every minute! We will most definitely be back!! Xx Date: 31 March 2024

Rating: Fabulous

My husband and I attended for the first time last night with our friends. We had heard many fabulous reviews from many people and it definitely lived up to expectations. The atmosphere was great, brilliant DJ and music, loved all the different areas and the classy feel, we both said how we felt like we were in a nightclub!

We all made great use of the couples area and the dungeon and loved every minute! We will most definitely be back!! Xx

Date: 31 March 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	VA on a Saturday night never disappoints, busy club, friendly staff and one of the best DJ sets yet. Thanks Team VA Date: 31 March 2024

Rating: Fun
	We attended Saturday Seduction for the first time and had a great time. Met lots of couples and had a dance. Atmosphere was great. Staff were friendly and welcoming. Will definitely be returning. Date: 25 March 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended VA on Saturday for the Saturday seduction night, having had a couple of not so great experiences at VA we didn’t know what to expect. The venue has had a update and looks great,we had a really good time, great mix of couples awesome DJ and friendly staff, we shall certainly be returning Date: 24 March 2024

Rating: OK
	Our first visit to VA on Saturday! Great venue, great atmosphere and we met some very sexy and fun individuals/couples. Will certainly be returning in the near future. Bring it on!! Date: 24 March 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended va for the first time last night and stayed in there hotel on site, we had a fantastic night and met some great people and will definitely be back for more VA is a great club and is very well run xx Date: 24 March 2024

Rating: Fun
	Another fun Saturday night at the VA. Thank you to all the staff, who continue to show how to run these events smoothly. It was great to see the dance floor packed and bouncing, too. Lots of gorgeous patrons as usual, and we made some lovely new friends (even if we did manage to lose Dave and Siobhan, who live locally and who we certainty had not finished with before they left!). Looking forward to our next VA visit already. Date: 24 March 2024

Rating: Fun

Another fun Saturday night at the VA. Thank you to all the staff, who continue to show how to run these events smoothly. It was great to see the dance floor packed and bouncing, too. Lots of gorgeous patrons as usual, and we made some lovely new friends (even if we did manage to lose Dave and Siobhan, who live locally and who we certainty had not finished with before they left!). Looking forward to our next VA visit already.

Date: 24 March 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	VA is such a a fantastic club. It has a classy vibe with super friendly staff and gorgeous attendees. I attended the WWW Emerald Elegance evening which was fantastic and full to the brim with well dressed sexy people. I absolutely love the freedom of dancing in my lingerie as I know many other ladies do too ;) ...but the tunes playing did not encourage us even though we were itching to dance. The only thing I would suggest is bringing the selection of music more up to date and mixing them up with old school classics that make it irresistible for you to ignore getting up to dance. A DJ would of really helped to get more people dancing. The WWW events and the festivals are absolutely great and I try my best not to miss any of them. Thanks WWW team and VA team ...you're amazing xx Date: 19 March 2024

Rating: Fabulous

VA is such a a fantastic club. It has a classy vibe with super friendly staff and gorgeous attendees.

I attended the WWW Emerald Elegance evening which was fantastic and full to the brim with well dressed sexy people. I absolutely love the freedom of dancing in my lingerie as I know many other ladies do too ;) ...but the tunes playing did not encourage us even though we were itching to dance.

The only thing I would suggest is bringing the selection of music more up to date and mixing them up with old school classics that make it irresistible for you to ignore getting up to dance. A DJ would of really helped to get more people dancing.

The WWW events and the festivals are absolutely great and I try my best not to miss any of them.

Thanks WWW team and VA team ...you're amazing xx

Date: 19 March 2024

Rating: OK
	The VA was my first ever club and I’ve loved it so much I find it difficult visiting any other clubs. The stuff are friendly and welcoming . Date: 18 March 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Have been going to a mo monthly event at VA and it’s becoming one of my favs x lovely bar staff and well organised Date: 17 March 2024

Rating: Fun
	Had a great weekend at Va. We stayed in one of their rooms, all you need in there for a few hours sleep. Will definitely be back a lovely crowed of people. Date: 17 March 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	I once again attended VA but this time for the www@night St Patrick's themed party. As always I had lots of fun, and the staff were great as always, thank you and no doubt I'll be back soon x Date: 17 March 2024

Rating: OK
	Our first night at VA! Such a fun night! Will definitely be back! Xxxx Date: 17 March 2024

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