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The Vanilla Alternative

Tempsford, South East

info@thevanillaalternative.co.uk,
http://thevanillaalternative.co.uk/

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This is a sumptuous swingers club and hotel in Bedfordshire on the A1 not far from the Capital. The VA aim is to provide something exclusive, somewhere upmarket, somewhere that's a "bit of alright" for discerning adults to meet and play together! The very experienced VA management team have an insight into what is growing into a more open market and have worked very hard to find something that ticks all the boxes. From the private rural location, the licensed bar, the array of play areas, the enormous hot tub, the on site hotel rooms, the extensive dedicated car park right down to the warm smile, the personal care and attention you get from a team who know the lifestyle inside out! No membership fees till September 2011 whilst phase two of the quarter of a million pound refurbishment programme is completed. Phase one will be complete for the grand launch on Saturday 26th February. Please visit the website www.thevanillaalternative.co.uk for details of events and to register on the mailing list. Make your next party a VA party!

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Rating: Fabulous
Attended for our first time on sat night and had an amazing time!!! The club is very well set out with a relaxed atmosphere! The staff were all top notch! We will defo be returning!!!!! :-)

Date: 20 April 2014

Rating: Fabulous
We attended on Saturday night it was out first time. We had an amazing night definitely the best club we have been to. The staff are so friendly and welcoming from the very first moment we arrived until the early hours of the morning when we went to bed. The club is extremely classy. We met some lovely couples. Not a clicky place at all. Can't wait to go back many many times

Date: 7 April 2014

Rating: Fabulous
Another excellent night at the VA.

By far the best club we've ever visited - they really know how to do it right !

Staff are brilliant, friendly and accommodating - spotless premises, and fun filled action all the way.

Cannot be faulted in our opinion.

Looking forward to another night there soon - see you all again .


Date: 7 April 2014

Rating: Fabulous
Visited on Sat for our first experience. Had a great night chatting with lovely people, and the club itself is really nice. The hot tub is fantastic, and we had a great time in the play areas.

Date: 7 April 2014

Rating: Fabulous
Celebrated my Birthday here Sat and I can't thank Jules, Scott and the rest of the team for making it an amazing evening. They went out of their way to make it an evening to remember. The club is the best we've come across and wouldn't have considered anywhere else to party. Haven't had a bad night here and we've visited numerous times since Jan. The best :) Thanks guys xx

Date: 7 April 2014

Rating: Fabulous
Another fantastic night at The VA. This club just does everything right. It attracts the best crowd and just oozes sexy fun from every corner. Love it here.

Date: 7 April 2014

Rating: Fun
Visited this club on Friday for a friends birthday .. Although it wasnt the busiest of nights and we stayed in our own lil crowd, I think its important to review based on the club itself .. A converted pub / hotel Beautiful and classy decor. spotlessly clean very friendly staff and owners and The most amazing hot tub .. We stayed on site in a gorgeous double room that truly impressed us . A large buffet was laid on , decent tunes. lockers for clothing and clean towels , ample parking and great tab system at bar for hotel guests..( you must try all the flavoured vodkas.!!).. defiantly a place I would recommend and visit again perhaps on a Saturday .. Only fault .. if it is one is it was way too hot for us.... thank you for making us so welcome and hope to see you again soon, less the early morning alarm call ;))) lolxx

Date: 6 April 2014

Rating: Fabulous
First time and won't be the last it took a while to get going but still a great night ,one thing come on single girls you will enjoy it

Date: 5 April 2014

Rating: Fabulous
Have to agree with previous review. This Friday night was a really good one with loads of fun especially in the hot tub. Nice to see lots of new faces (and other parts of guest's bodies!)

This is such a wonderful club, run by lovely people and attracting really nice guest's of all ages.


Date: 22 March 2014

Rating: Fabulous
Had an amazing night at VA. The club, owners, staff and whole experience was nothing short of fantastic. Our room was exactly how described and can highly recommend. Cant wait for our next visit.

Date: 22 March 2014

Rating: Fabulous
Another great night at the VA met some sexy new friends, we love this club, staff as welcoming as ever, enjoyed the hot tub ;-) and then the play areas. If your looking for a club this is the one. Big thank you to Scott and Jules for creating a fun and welcoming atmosphere.

We'll be back soon for more sexy fun ;-))

T & I



Date: 16 March 2014

Rating: Fabulous
Had our first visit to VA last night, and having visited a few clubs over the years went in with an open mind, and was very impressed with all we saw. We rented an en suite room, which was more than adequate for our needs, clean and very comfortable; this also gave us direct access to the club, (which we didn't realise at first, and wandered all the way around)but was very handy at the end of the night. The club itself, was extremely well laid out, with plenty of choice for seating and plenty of room around the bar and a dance floor; there was no pressure to strip off, as the play area is separate and also very well laid out. The hot tub was lovely although I did break out into a sweat shortly after getting in! Everyone we spoke to were very friendly, and there didn't seem to be the cliques you get in some other clubs, and only wish we had spoke to more of the lovely couples there. There was someone for everyone's taste, all age groups catered for, and a general fun atmosphere. The only thing I may do different is pay for my drinks as I buy them as the bar bill at the end of the night did come as a little shock; but all said, we will definitely be back.

Date: 9 March 2014

Rating: Fabulous
Last weekend was our first visit to VA and it certainly won't be our last. We loved it!! From the sumptuous decor to the gorgeous hot tub (it's like a big soup of hot people lol) we knew we'd hit a home run as soon as we arrived.

The staff were friendly and helpful and the place itself is spotlessly clean. Not to mention the buffet that is laid on, we struggled to get Jo away from it lol.

Thank you to all of the gorgeous ones we met and for the hours of play :) see you soon xxx


Date: 4 March 2014

Rating: Fabulous
Been to V.A a few times and have to say always a great time . Friendly staff great play rooms and the hot tub !!!

Well worth a visit !!!


Date: 4 March 2014

Rating: Fabulous
we had yet another great night the staff are great and so are the people friendly place to be ill be back this weekend

Date: 3 March 2014

Rating: Fabulous
Had a very sexy night last night on our first visit to VA. Lots of hot sexy bodies and a cracking jacuzzi. We went with friends and had some naughty fun. Only criticism was there were so many people playing we had to wait for an hour to find an available bed. That said there are much worse things to say about a sex club, too many sexy people is far down that list!

We'll be back, its just a shame its a 2 hour drive!

N&J x


Date: 2 March 2014

Rating: Fabulous
Our first visit and what a fantastic club, filled with beautiful sexy friendly people with an atmosphere to match . We highly recommend this club to anyone thinking of dipping their toes into the club scene . As Arnie once said ... "We will be back " !

Date: 2 March 2014

Rating: Fabulous
Went to VA last night with a friend . Great club friendly staff and clientele all smart and friendly people. One of my fav clubs well organised well run and not to be missed. Defo in the Top Ten to try if you haven't yet. Clean and spotless! DJ was playing good music. Can't fault this place.

Date: 2 March 2014

Rating: Fabulous
First time tonight with a girl friend and must say it was absolutely fabulous. Non pushy atmosphere where you can feel relaxed and be yourself. Great venue lovely friendly people in and out of the hot tub. Will definitely be back for more and so nice to see Julie and Scot after many years xxx

Date: 2 March 2014

Rating: Fabulous
Just spent a fantastic birthday weekend at VA. The club just gets better. The staff are second to none and really made us feel special. It was the first time we had spent a whole weekend there but will definitely do it again soon.

We met some lovely people on both nights, the mix of people and the atmosphere are perfect, everyone seemed relaxed and having fun - just a great no pressure place.

Oh and the bath in Room 5 is awesome!!


Date: 24 February 2014

Rating: Fabulous
Everytime I go to VA, I love it more. Classy, welcoming, relaxed and fun people in what must be the best upkept club! Thank you for another amazing night. See you again soon

Date: 24 February 2014

Rating: Fabulous
This was my third vist to this amazing place and it gets better every time x went with my sexy fb and had totally great nite x the hot tub is amazing and staff are sexy friendly and make you feel so welcome x thanks for a wonderful nite can't wait till next time x

Date: 23 February 2014

Rating: Fabulous
Went to VA last night with my partner, this club just gets better and better, introduced myself to a few people who I had been chatting to. We spent the evening having a few drinks with a lovely couple. The hot tub was a definite wow and certainly had lots of fun, it probably was one of the best nights I've had there - you know who you are you sexy people xxx

Date: 23 February 2014

Rating: Fabulous
We had lovely time at va tonight :-)

Best venue best place . :-)


Date: 23 February 2014

Rating: Fabulous
We had a fantastic night at the valentines party on the 15th. Loads of sexy couples in attendance and everyone seemed to be in the party mood.

We have been to VA a few times now and it has never let us down on any of those occasions. Even when our pre-arranged meets have let us down we have still had a great night at the club. Which is exactly what happened Saturday.

Out if all the clubs we have visited so far VA is the only one we have found that for us has it all.

If you are considering a first club visit the VA's relaxed atmosphere and easy going crowd are perfect.

The play areas were packed Saturday night and maybe could do with one or two more private areas. Perhaps give up some of the snug area to more play areas? Just some thoughts.

Either way, we love it and have already planned our return...

Xxxxx


Date: 17 February 2014

Rating: Fabulous
Been to VA a few times now, just gets better and better. Last nights Valentines party was especially WOW!

Jules, Scott and their fantastic team certainly know how to create a club that stands out from the rest. Nothing is ever too much for any member of staff. They really do go that extra mile to make sure everyone has an enjoyable evening. Right from your initial introductory tour and every repeat visit, because go back.....you definitely will.

The club itself is well laid out, spotlessly clean. Amazing Jacuzzi! Good choice of drinks at competitive prices.

Looking forward to spending many more evenings there :)

J&W xx


Date: 17 February 2014

Rating: Fabulous
we have been attending VA for a year now and thought we would leave this review

the club is owned by a lovely family who along with their hard working and pleasant team provide a high class professional well run establishment

the club is aesthetically pleasing very clean and safe

on arrival you are greeted at reception and instantly made to feel welcome and relaxed

once signed in you are offered a show round and introduced to others to help break the ice

the club itself has various plush play areas decorated to a high standard and also a couples only area and few discreet areas for more privacy

the lounge area is very comfortable chilled with dim lighting which creates a sexy ambience

there is a large bar( prices are in line with many clubs n pubs) and socialising area including dance floor and pole

the dj plays a variety of tunes including the latest up to date sounds

the hot tub area is fantastic probably 1 of the biggest tubs you will see in a club always smells fresh and clean

whilst in this area soft chilled music is played creating a sexy atmosphere

lockers are provided which also include fresh towels saving you the hassle of taking your own

a hot and cold buffet is provided free of charge and the quality of food is of a high standard and there is always plenty to go round

there is also a hotel attached to the club providing en-suite accommodation and the rooms are of a good standard

we have met many nice people of all shapes and sizes and backgrounds over this past year nobody is judged in anyway everybody is made to feel welcome

the dress code is relaxed but always smart and sexy and the theme nights are fantastic people make a real effort to get involved

nothing is ever too much trouble for the VA team always willing to go that extra mile to ensure their guests have a fantastic visit

we have been in this scene for many years and visited lots of other clubs both in the uk and abroad

we agree that all clubs are different as are the people who attend the various clubs

but in our opinion the VA is the cleanest safest best and non pushy club we have been to

its friendly fun and non clique

it has many regulars as do all clubs with many newbies each week who are welcomed in by all

we look forward to spending many more great nights at VA and meeting many more of you wonderful like minded people


Date: 16 February 2014

Rating: Fabulous
Another fab night at the sexy VA. Each time we go it gets better and better. From 8'some couple fun to a get opportunity for sexy socialising.

Loving it at VA. GeeK's


Date: 16 February 2014

Rating: Fabulous
Been to VA a few times now, just gets better and better. Last nights Valentines party was especially WOW!

Jules, Scott and their fantastic team certainly know how to create a club that stands out from the rest. Nothing is ever too much for any member of staff. They really do go that extra mile to make sure everyone has an enjoyable evening. Right from your initial introductory tour and every repeat visit, because go back.....you definitely will.

The club itself is well laid out, spotlessly clean. Amazing Jacuzzi! Good choice of drinks at competitive prices.

Looking forward to spending many more evenings there :)

J&W xx



Date: 16 February 2014

Rating: Fabulous
visited the club for the first time for valentines weekend and what a lovely place, it's so clean and well priced, great bar and food provided, no pressure at all but had ALOT of fun!!!! well what can I say about the staff they really went the extra mile and made us feel so comfy and welcome it's a great family run buisness would recommend to anyone of any age and any experience! unfortunately my patner suffers with fits and had one on the saturday day time and had to stay in hospital but when i returned late saturday night they had cleaned our room for us packed all our stuff up and invited me for some food and drink as I was quite upset! they even didn't get arsey when we got locked out of our room a million times! ;) will be visiting again real soon! :)

Date: 16 February 2014

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