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The Vanilla Alternative

Tempsford, South East

info@thevanillaalternative.co.uk,
http://thevanillaalternative.co.uk/

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This is a sumptuous swingers club and hotel in Bedfordshire on the A1 not far from the Capital. The VA aim is to provide something exclusive, somewhere upmarket, somewhere that's a "bit of alright" for discerning adults to meet and play together! The very experienced VA management team have an insight into what is growing into a more open market and have worked very hard to find something that ticks all the boxes. From the private rural location, the licensed bar, the array of play areas, the enormous hot tub, the on site hotel rooms, the extensive dedicated car park right down to the warm smile, the personal care and attention you get from a team who know the lifestyle inside out! No membership fees till September 2011 whilst phase two of the quarter of a million pound refurbishment programme is completed. Phase one will be complete for the grand launch on Saturday 26th February. Please visit the website www.thevanillaalternative.co.uk for details of events and to register on the mailing list. Make your next party a VA party!

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Rating: Fabulous
Another great night at VA. Thanks to all for making some awesome memories for us. We have no trouble recommending you, dear reader, visit VA

Date: 19 January 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Great club, it was our first one ever and we can't wait to go back. Staff and facilities are top notch. All the guests, including the single guy's were friendly and very respectful. Shame we was a little naïve about how to engage with play activities, with other couples. We will have to remedy that on our next visit ;)

Thank you to all the VA team xxx


Date: 15 January 2015

Rating: Fabulous
We have now been to va twice now and really enjoy our time there and will be visiting there loads more weekends this year it was our first swing club we attended and found it really enjoyable sexy but relaxing at the same time lovely and very helpful staff at the entrance and then we entered as newbies on a Saturday looking for couples and single females we was shown around and felt real comfortable as it was clean and well organised with a bar with cheap drinks all night mixed toilets great up to date music disco and strippers pole even had a tasty buffet loads of areas to sit and watch and enjoy the night together or with others in the play area with the largest hottub we have ever seen they had lockers with an easy key and pay system which works really well when your totally naked they even have a glamorous hotel on site but seems to always be fully booked as this place gets busy so book in advance or there's alwaya a travel lodge 5 minutes up the road on the black cat roundabout this wonderful place even has a little room with some dungeon furniture we really enjoyed it that much as it was full of all ages a great mix and just a real sexy enviroment to be in classy and very clean that we went to the christmas party. A great place to enjoy a social or to play and meet some real sexy people.if you see us there don't be shy come and say hi xxx

Date: 15 January 2015

Rating: Fabulous
We attended VA on Friday 9th Jan for the first time. after finally plucking up the courage to get out of the car we were not disappointed. We were shown to our room by a friendly female and it was clean and spacious.

We headed down to the club about 9pm. It was fairly quiet to start with, people just chatting and drinking.

We were given a tour and told the etiquette of all the different areas ans were pleased with the overall set up. It was exactly what we were hoping for and we felt totally at ease.

We chatted to a lovely couple before heading in to the hottub just after midnight when it had calmed down a little. Its a very popular area and can get very busy.

The night ended at 2:30pm when the club closes.

We are really glad we made the decision to go inside. We would definitely recommend the club to others and will definitely be attending again in the future x


Date: 11 January 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Being a single guy and visiting The Vanilla Alternative on a Saturday night was unusual but owners, Scott and Jules, kindly let members in for free for this special evening.

As a regular visitor to VA it was nice to meet up again with lots of other regulars and some first timers here. The social side of club evenings at VA is always good and last night was no exception. Plenty of chat in the bar and lounge areas before continuing in the massive hot tub.

Being a special evening, the hot tub soon filled up with sexy people and lots of bubbles. Plenty of fun followed both in the hot tub and surrounding play areas.

As usual at VA, a wonderful evening and brilliant start to 2015. Thanks again to Scott and Jules, and the rest of the very helpful staff team. Can't wait for Frisky Friday!


Date: 4 January 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Our first club visit for New Years Eve and it exceeded our expectations!

Lots of very sexy people having a lot of fun! Will be returning soon xx


Date: 1 January 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Loved our 2nd visit to VA. Lovely club full of very sexy people, with plenty of fun going on all around. Very friendly party atmosphere again last night.

We'll be back again for round 3 soon.

xx


Date: 1 January 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Wow another great night at the VA, everyone dressed up for NYE, met some sexy friends old and new, great atmosphere in the club, big thank you to all the staff working hard behind the bar and reception, The food was lovely thanks Scott & Jules.

Date: 1 January 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Fantastic New Year's Eve here-again!

Amazing club and atmosphere is always great.

Can't wait to see you all again.


Date: 1 January 2015

Rating: OK
My partner and I attended on a Saturday night. Being couples and single girls made it a very welcomei environment

The atmosphere was very sexy and charged

I only wish we had spoken with more people in the bar area before the fun began as that would've given us more opportunities for having fun with others. Once the sex started there wasn't a huge amount of communication with others...or maybe we are just novices at picking up the signals!!


Date: 22 December 2014

Rating: Fabulous
WOW can this place Rock. Another fantastic very naughty night at the first Christmas party night.

Lots of well Heeled sexy people, brilliant atmosphere, again totally spoilt.

Why deprive yourself any longer ?

You only live once.

xxxx


Date: 20 December 2014

Rating: Fabulous
Went to VA on Wednesday night it was quiet but there was a party during the day so when we got there most people had gone. The club is great very friendly atmosphere, load of rooms to play in. Met Jay and his friend lovely people who made us feel at ease. Looking forward to going again soon. Great club. Jamie

Date: 12 December 2014

Rating: Fun
It’s high time I checked out ‘The VA’ as it’s easily within driving distance for me, so I had a look last night for the midweek ‘chill out’ night (6pm -11pm). Although a little quiet to begin with, the club itself is an excellent example of what you can do if you really want an upmarket venue. I was given a tour by my friend (who has been many times before) and introduced to Scott (one half of the ownership) and the staff. As more people arrived the atmosphere was gently bubbling up. The staff were all friendly and interacting well with everyone which seemed to help kick off proceedings. I get the feeling that this club could be something very special at weekends and on theme nights. I’ll be going back to find out!

Date: 11 December 2014

Rating: Fun
Attended this club for the first time today at Purple rains event. Very clean and friendly staff. Hope to return at some point in the future.

Date: 10 December 2014

Rating: Fabulous
Went go this club today for the first time. It won't be my last. Staff all really friendly, great layout, spotlessly clean and just a lovely atmosphere



Date: 10 December 2014

Rating: Fabulous
First time at VA today for V's daytime party

Very impressed with club, very clean and well presented and the hot tub WOW

Would love to go again if the friendly staff let me back in

Rob


Date: 10 December 2014

Rating: Fabulous
Throughly enjoyed it today at the event. Met beautiful and friendly people, new and old faces. Loved spending time in hot tub lol

They made a lot of effort into this event today. Beautifully done and single gentlemen behaved beautifully. I will be back again for daytime event. If you read this and saw me at VA please get in touch. I am terrible with names sorry ppl xx


Date: 10 December 2014

Rating: Fabulous
Lovely hot tub and everything just nice. Oh yes It me who the only one fell down from the step of hot tub today. Ooops sorry abt my pussy in the air !!!!! Thanks boys for lovely cracking fun xxxmoanlisaxxx

Date: 10 December 2014

Rating: Fabulous
Our 4th visit this year, it was fabulous again, lots of very sexily dressed ladies. Lovely relaxed atmosphere and great fun in the huge hot tub. We played for ages in there and then moved onto the beds near the tub and got even hotter & steamier. Watching others at the same time makes us so horny. The room was just right to finish the night off. Can't wait to go back for more fun in the new year.

Date: 7 December 2014

Rating: Fun
We visited the club for the first time Friday. The staff were lovely and welcoming. Loved the feel of the place. Lots of different areas for play and socialising. We stayed over which suited us as we could both have a drink and not worry about the drive home (smoke alarms going off twice were badly timed!).

Date: 1 December 2014

Rating: Fabulous
Our first club experience. It was great to visit with friends who had been previously. Lovely staff and good facilities. The place was very clean and spacious and the atmosphere friendly and sexy. A really mixed crowd of all ages. We felt safe throughout and loved wandering about the place naked. We'd definitely visit again. Thanks.

Date: 24 November 2014

Rating: Fabulous
Had an amazing time at VA on Friday 21st! Really relaxed atmosphere no pressure! Clean and friendly! Amazing hot tub!! We were lucky enough to spend the evening with a gorgeous couple! Thought id want more private rooms but loved being on show for all to see! Can't wait to go back sonner rather than later! See you all soon! X x

Date: 23 November 2014

Rating: Fabulous
First club and experience last night at this great club. Friendly and welcoming, shown around straight away. Always seemed clean throughout the night and the mood lighting and music was just right. The hot tub was lovely, clean and warm and so much fun! Thanks to the lovely couple we met that made our night a relaxed and very horny experience. We will be returning in the future!

Date: 22 November 2014

Rating: Fabulous
I visited the club a couple of months ago it's a gorgeous place inside ! Great rooms to wander through and fab hot tub / pool .

It was rammed as was the busy festival weekend so can't wait to try it on a quieter night and get to experience it properly .

I didn't like the mixed toilets where can the girls have a gossip ? :)

Also would be better with more private play areas .

My partner and I had a great night and can't wait to come back



Date: 20 November 2014

Rating: Fabulous
Hotel room was basic; but clean, convenient and great value. Staff very friendly and helpful. We had a great night; fantastic play areas and respectfull guests. Shame about the 7 hour drive, but can't wait to return.

Date: 20 November 2014

Rating: Fabulous
Wow what a place to start as we are newbies and it was our first swing club we found we had a lovely welcome if your looking to socialise in a sexy classy clean fun erotic environment with couples of all age groups this is the place for you very cheap drinks they even lay on a buffet and have many tasteful comfy clean private or open playrooms including the biggest hottub ever if you choose to enjoy they had a key to your lockers and pay system which really helped its real easy to find great secure parking and aplenty hotels near by or even have there own book in advance though as it gets really busy but a real fun place to relax and be or play no pressure and lovely hosts with lovely people there something for everyone.

Date: 17 November 2014

Rating: Fun
Visited VA on Friday with my gorgeous man. It was the first visit for either of us having both been frequent visitors to the London party/club scene for a while. The venue was very easy to find although we didn't realise it was so far out of London. There was ample.parking and of course the hotel on site if you need it.

We were pleasantly surprised inside by the decor and layout of the club. Something for everyone from the voyeurs and shy players to the out and out exhibitionists. The clientele were different to that of our frequent haunts but it was nice to see such an eclectic mix of people, ages, sizes and races. It was a shame it was a very quiet night but we still had a lot of fun. Jane, the hostess was lovely, from her first introductory email to meeting us on the night.

Shame we can't persuade you to relocate. I would recommend this club especially to any newbies looking to dip their toes into a non pressure and pleasant environment. We will definitely visit again and maybe bring some friends up from London. Thanks K xx


Date: 16 November 2014

Rating: Fabulous
Had a long weekend at Va. The host were excellent the venue is fantastic and fun was had by all we will be returning very soon

D&t xxx


Date: 16 November 2014

Rating: Fabulous
Went on couples night last Sat with a gorgeous lady i know.

Was my first visit and loved it. Jacuzzi was big and staff were very very friendly and helpful.

Extremely clean and well lit and will be back again on the 29th November!!


Date: 14 November 2014

Rating: Fabulous
We had a great Saturday night, one of the best clubs that we have visited the layout is very good, lots of very freindly couples, we will be back!!!

Date: 9 November 2014

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