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The Vanilla Alternative

Tempsford, South East

info@thevanillaalternative.co.uk,
http://thevanillaalternative.co.uk/

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This is a sumptuous swingers club and hotel in Bedfordshire on the A1 not far from the Capital. The VA aim is to provide something exclusive, somewhere upmarket, somewhere that's a "bit of alright" for discerning adults to meet and play together! The very experienced VA management team have an insight into what is growing into a more open market and have worked very hard to find something that ticks all the boxes. From the private rural location, the licensed bar, the array of play areas, the enormous hot tub, the on site hotel rooms, the extensive dedicated car park right down to the warm smile, the personal care and attention you get from a team who know the lifestyle inside out! No membership fees till September 2011 whilst phase two of the quarter of a million pound refurbishment programme is completed. Phase one will be complete for the grand launch on Saturday 26th February. Please visit the website www.thevanillaalternative.co.uk for details of events and to register on the mailing list. Make your next party a VA party!

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Rating: Fabulous
Been to VA twice now... First was a quieter Friday and 2 nd a fun packed Saturday. On both occassions I can say the place was immaculate classy and clean ..... The staff and owners are the business ... And such great kissers Whoa...... Each time we have been lucky enough to stay in room 5. Its the bees knees... The bar is reasonably priced with some cool vodka mixes and jules special cocktail is wicked .. Shame its such a distance but we will definately return again asap .... Thanks so much to everyone that made our nights x x

Date: 20 July 2014

Rating: Fabulous
If we could pick this club up and move it 180 miles closer with the the owners and staff in it we would be in there every week. It is spotless, classy and you are made to feel so welcome & comfortable. The place filled up very well by 10pm and by midnight all the numerous beds in the play rooms were full not to mention the jacuzzi which we enjoyed. The owners really are special people we had a really late night on the Friday before getting down to The VA on the Saturday and by 2am were do for. We asked Jules the lady who owns it with her partner to get us a cab 5 minted later she came to get us I asked her were the taxi was she said she didn't order one and she would be taking us back to the hotel & she wouldn't take a penny from us. We will be getting some of our friends in the north together who haven't been so so we can show the club off to them and a small repayment for their fantastic hospitality and kindness. A truly wonderful place run and staffed by truly wonderful people.. We will be back in for guys as soon as we can xxx

Date: 20 July 2014

Rating: OK
We tried Vanilla Alternative after reading so good reviews and seeing the great website. When we arrived we were well received and the club was very well presented. The bar area and chill out zones were great. Sadly for us, the play area was a bit too open and lacked any areas where you can lock the door or know you are being watched but still have a little privacy. Also we were told, that if we wanted to be in the play rooms we had to strip, so that meant moving from the bar area (swapping our drinks from glass glasses to plastic glasses)and then getting changed into a towel before walking around the play rooms. This killed it for us, as we find the whole sexy lingerie / outfit side of it very erotic and much better than just a towel or naked body. The hot tub looked fantastic but was rammed full of people and for us was just to full. So whilst we cannot fault the friendly staff and clean surroundings we doubt we will be returning to the VA

Date: 20 July 2014

Rating: Fun
This was our first ever swingers club and in hindsight a great place to start. We have been back since as well but never got round to writing a review until now.

The club is well presented and very clean throughout. Considering this was our first swingers club the nerves soon went when we met the staff on reception and they showed is round. Theres good music, a purely couples room, lots of beds, a great jacuzzi and so on.

If your thinking of trying a club for your first time we really think this is the place to go :)



Date: 16 July 2014

Rating: Fabulous
We have been there last Friday and Saturday. Friday we stayed at the VA hotel, the hotel was clean and comfortable. Did what was ment to do. The staff were all 5*.It was our first time in a swingers club so we were a bit nervous but soon we were shown around by a charming female staff and it made us feel more comfortable. Excellent environment, amazing hot tub and we met some sexy people. We will be there again soon and will take on full membership for sure. Definitely recommend. Xx

Date: 13 July 2014

Rating: Fun
Went to VA for the first time last night, found it to be a really clean upmarket venue with lots of super sexy couples, had a great time will deffo be going back xx

Date: 13 July 2014

Rating: Fabulous
Went to VA for the first time last night and had a fantastic time. The place was really well appointed and there were loads of great people. Met some lovely couples. A bit more up market than some other clubs!! Love the hot tub, staff were friendly. looking forward to coming back!!!

Date: 13 July 2014

Rating: Fabulous
Been before and glad I decided to go again tonight music and food was good but the group of people that turned up were great and having lots of kinky fun ,can't wait to go back again already

Date: 12 July 2014

Rating: Fabulous
Just back from VA's 1st Wednesday chillout. What it lacked in numbers it made up for in quality. A couple of regular faces and also some first timers. Everyone seemed to be enjoying themselves in the wonderful big hot tub. Hope everyone returns for more of the same.

Date: 10 July 2014

Rating: Fabulous
We enjoyed our first time at a club on Saturday and I believe we couldn't have chosen a better club for our first adventure into the lifestyle. About the club.. Hotel room fresh and clean lovely play areas and Wow!! What an amazing hot tub, if it wasn't as busy in there I could have done a few lengths ( pardon the pun ) it was huge and the play areas around it was just so sexy, didn't play with anyone else but hey ho.. We hope to attend on a Friday night as a treat for the wife.. So for any newbies like us, you couldn't want for a better club to cut your teeth on.. Thank you VA keep up the good work

Date: 6 July 2014

Rating: Fabulous
3rd visit last night, very quiet, but the usual friendly staff, spotless facilities and horny atmosphere meant we had a great night.

Didn't play with anyone, but enjoyed being watched by several men. They can get a bit too close, but are respectful. If you ask for space they respond immediately.

We hope Friday nights are not always so quiet?

We will definitely return!


Date: 5 July 2014

Rating: Fabulous
Wow what a fantastic club. I'd read all the wonderful reviews but it was even better in the flesh.

Wonderful staff and clients.

Best hot tub I've ever been in. And the beds and rooms are so cosy and relaxing.

This is how all clubs should be.


Date: 29 June 2014

Rating: Fabulous
Visited VA on several occasions over the past few weeks and always received a warm welcome. Last night was our first Saturday in a long while however and it was great to see so many wonderful people socialising and playing. The hot tub was full as were the play areas, it was terrific to see plenty of interaction between people. Always a great atmosphere at VA, therefore highly recommended. See you all again soon x

Date: 29 June 2014

Rating: Fabulous
Attended weekend just gone on the Friday night instead of Saturday. First time in a few months and I can happily say it's still as great as I remembered last time. Met up with a few fellow friends and enjoyed the fun, in the hot tub, on the beds!!! Lovely friendly atmosphere and staff very nice and friendly. Hoping to attend again real soon!!!

Date: 23 June 2014

Rating: Fabulous
We went on Saturday night for Milfy's party. Great venue, great people, great hot tub which is huge and great facilities. Played together in the open area while watching others, such a turn on. Will definitely be going back. It just felt like a true 'private member's club'.

Date: 22 June 2014

Rating: Fabulous
Well........!!

Our first ever swinging club experience on Friday, but will definitely be back! Friday was great with singles, but looking forward to Saturday nights, for couples only.

Staff so friendly, everybody relaxed & genuinely respectful.

Venue very clean & good size.

Yep - 5 Stars! Wow, wow, wow! xxxxx


Date: 22 June 2014

Rating: OK
last night was our first visit , great place , we definitely go back gain and again

Date: 22 June 2014

Rating: Fabulous
Haven't attended in well over a year til last night. Was a great one as always. A varity of people and a few lush singles there. Stunning venue and I need to get there again soon. Certainly a club to try if you haven't attended yet. Lush xxx

Date: 21 June 2014

Rating: Fabulous
Yet another fantastic night at the VA! More so as it was Mr d's birthday party! Your made welcome from the moment you step foot through the front door. The staff are great and can't do enough for you. A very classy club with very classy people. Good to see familiar faces and great to see knew ones too. The VA is the place to be x

Date: 15 June 2014

Rating: Fabulous
Another amazing night at this club. First timers or seasoned swingers all will enjoy. From the moment you walk in you are made to feel like old friends and so welcome all the staff do their upmost to make sure you have a great time. Clean classy and amazing hot tub. Scott and jules it's a credit to you both. Oh and not forgetting squishy x. Plus to top it off they have a fireman on tap now that has made feisty smile ;) look forward to seeing and playing in the new marquee x see you all again very soon guys xx

Date: 15 June 2014

Rating: Fabulous
Wow what a place! 2nd visit last night, met lots of great couples and had plenty of fun with one naughty couple in particular who invited us upstairs for an after party.

We were apprehensive about going on a single men's night, but there was nothing to worry about. VA keeps single men numbers low and any we saw kept their distance and we're polite.

The club is spotless, the staff are very helpful and friendly! Keep up the good work the VA team!

We will definitely be going back for more filthy fun very soon.


Date: 14 June 2014

Rating: Fabulous
Went there again with hubby for more sexy fun, met another couple there and had a wet and wild night the atmosphere in there is always relaxed and welcoming the owners and staff are such a giggle and I have to say run a very clean and exciting venue.

All those who want to try a club this has to be the one to start with the hot tub is always a winner as too are the numerous amount if play beds. Can't wait till next time to

Meet even more sexy people for fun play times


Date: 9 June 2014

Rating: Fabulous
Another visit to this club...had some sexy fun..met a great couple, now hope they join fab and find us..

Date: 7 June 2014

Rating: Fabulous
Another amazing night in this club! We turn up really late but we made the most of it lol

Thanks guys, already planing the next visit


Date: 1 June 2014

Rating: Fabulous
Went to va again and it keeps getting better and better very time we go people are always sexy and the atmosphere is alway amazing and the owners are some of the nicest and funniest people.

Very one should check this place out


Date: 1 June 2014

Rating: Fabulous
went to the club on saturday night had a wonderful time even when lost are locker key the staff were very helpful myself and my friend enjoyed herself just one couple upset us but the staff handled it well thanks for good nighthope to see you soon wayne ad fran x x

Date: 25 May 2014

Rating: Fun
Enjoyed my first visit to VA With my young gentleman friend. The club was tasteful and understated creating a relaxed atmosphere. Plenty of areas to chill and chat as well as play and the hot tub was great. Lovely and clean too and the staff were very friendly and helpful. It was a relatively quiet evening but we look forward to our next visit which will hopefully be busier.

Date: 24 May 2014

Rating: OK
I stayed at the this place with my longleggedfemale friend. Its a really nice place with a nice bar area, quiet room, lots of play room and a huge hot tub. The staff were very friendly and welcoming, it was the first club I've been to and they have set the bar high. I'm sure we will be going back :-)

Date: 24 May 2014

Rating: Fabulous
Great club! We had so much fun here social areas really great, lots of places to have fun and they even have a great hotel attached. The staff are really fun and friendly. As you have to drive there you don't get lots of weirdos walking in and it much more of a younger trendier seen. The facilities they have are great but needs some private areas. They have one private area which is only surrounded off by a curtain and we found that people didn't respect that, as we had a hotel room we went there for private fun instead which was ok bit would rather keep personal space private. It's not put us off though and going back soon!

Date: 23 May 2014

Rating: Fun
Last night was our first visit to VA. The staff were very helpful and friendly, good atmosphere in the bar area and friendly people in the hot tub. Overall very impressed and looking forward to our next visit

Date: 17 May 2014

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