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The Vanilla Alternative

Tempsford, South East

info@thevanillaalternative.co.uk,
http://thevanillaalternative.co.uk/

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This is a sumptuous swingers club and hotel in Bedfordshire on the A1 not far from the Capital. The VA aim is to provide something exclusive, somewhere upmarket, somewhere that's a "bit of alright" for discerning adults to meet and play together! The very experienced VA management team have an insight into what is growing into a more open market and have worked very hard to find something that ticks all the boxes. From the private rural location, the licensed bar, the array of play areas, the enormous hot tub, the on site hotel rooms, the extensive dedicated car park right down to the warm smile, the personal care and attention you get from a team who know the lifestyle inside out! No membership fees till September 2011 whilst phase two of the quarter of a million pound refurbishment programme is completed. Phase one will be complete for the grand launch on Saturday 26th February. Please visit the website www.thevanillaalternative.co.uk for details of events and to register on the mailing list. Make your next party a VA party!

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Rating: Fabulous
Our first visit here on Saturday night. Club is clean and has a great selction of play rooms. Massive hot tub is great fun too. Met some really fun people, just wish the evening lasted longer. Useful having a hotel on site... makes it easy if you fancy an change of outfits or a private session with others. Hosts are helpfull and fun company. Brian on the door was a real pleasure to have showing us around. Will be back again.

Date: 24 August 2015

Rating: Fabulous
I had my very first experience in a club on the 15th August and I absolutely loved it. The hotel room was perfect and there were plenty of different play areas in the club to get my imagination flowing.

We were given a tour by a very helpful and cheerful gentleman who also answered our many questions. I came with a fellow single female who had also not been to VA before but it wasn't long before we felt at ease and started making new friends. It was such a laid back and friendly atmosphere, it only took a couple of hours and a few glasses of wine before I was feeling more adventurous and off came the dress and found myself in the hot tub with a very attractive young couple.

The staff all round were wonderful and very attentive. Especially the lovely young barman ;)

Can't wait to go again, infact myself and my partner in crime have already booked our next date! See you all in a few weeks Xxx


Date: 24 August 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Love love love this club first time here and can't believe we left it so long. Scott and jules were fan hosts and nothing was to much trouble. Although a quiet night after their festival it was still a great night. The place is clean and the cheeky bacon roll at 2am was lush ??. The room was clean and breakfast in bed was perfect yes breakfast in bed and amazing it was to. This club is a must for newbies and experienced ale you won't be disappointed xx

Date: 23 August 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Well done to Scott and Jules for all of their hard work - in my opinion the best FoF yet and I have been to all of them.

The event has evolved year on year to become bigger and better and that was obvious from the number of tents this year.

Couple of responses to some of the points in previous posts:

Afternoon games were laid on, but despite Jules best efforts in trying to get people to engage in the games people seemed happier mooching in their tents in the hot summer heat. So the games concluded early.

Someone said the staff were perfunctory rather than friendly, from my experience the staff are always friendly and helpful and it was no different this weekend(unless you really p*ss them off) but please bear in mind they were all running around with lots of people to look after and very little sleep or breaks for at least 48 hours and had been constantly preparing in the preceding weeks to get it all to come together which is no small feat.



Date: 11 August 2015

Rating: Fabulous
I attended the Festival of fun last weekend and I just want to say what an amazing experience it was.

The VA team put such a lot of work into making sure that everybody had a great time and the facilities were perfect with new toilets and showers for the campers. They out did themselves with the entertainment and the foam party with UV cannons on the Saturday night and it was almost like being transported somewhere like Ibiza.

I'm already looking forward to next year's party.

Well worth attending and thank you so much.


Date: 10 August 2015

Rating: Fun
Once again scot, jules and the VA team provided great experience for all who venture to this great weekend festival of fun met some great people old and new with fantastic weather to add more sexiness, we are already planning for next year were we promise to dink less and play more lol WxDx

Date: 10 August 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Once again Jules and Scott pulled it off. Had an absolute blast this weekend at the Festival Of Fun, non-stop fun from start to finish. We've already marked our diaries for next year.

Date: 10 August 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Awesome weekend but dudes loose the feathers in the foam cannon next time, outside toilets looked like an explosion in a chicken factory which was cleared up very quickly I might add

Date: 10 August 2015

Rating: Fabulous
A big thank you to Jules and Stuart for all their hours of grafting to put on such a great event.

Lovely mix of new and old faces having fun in the arena, the lingerie stall, the club, the hot tub, the playrooms, the dance floor oh and in their tents as well. Brilliant, bring on 2016 festival. Muzzbuzz and santonesse


Date: 10 August 2015

Rating: Fabulous
We could so take our hats off to Jules and Scott for organising a fab festival. Was our first VA festival, and by god we loved every minute of it. Staff are really friendly, and the hosts are sexy as hell. From the afternoon games we played to a full weekend if pure dirty filth. This is what this lifestyle is about. If you have never been to this club you so should, top weekend. Lets see how you guys can top next years festival to this years one. Superb all round. Xx

Date: 10 August 2015

Rating: Fun
Thank you Scott and Jules and the team for the excellent Festival of fun.

Awesome time especially the foam and UV.

Thank you to everyone I met as a single fem it was a pleasure to hang out with everyone thankfully I was rarely left on my own. Thank you to the people who put my tent up and stopped it from flying off. Effranta team your awesome. Heaven circus there are soooo many. As promised if you did meet me "the single girl from Shropshire" please say hi xxxx can't wait for next year xx


Date: 10 August 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Just returned from a FAB, weekend at "VA's Festival Of Fun".

We camped under the tree by the inflatable marquee. Facilities (showers and toilets) were regularly cleaned and stocked up with loo roll (only problem was the showers did get blocked up by the feathers from the UV/foam/feather party)

Met a lovely group of people from Brighton called (Tim, Matt and Jo, p.s if you see this get in touch would love to keep in contact) who we chilled out with during the day listening to the music . The food available outside was lovely bacon rolls were £2 a time and they didn't skimp on the bacon it was tasty!

The owners Were very friendly and always about to lend a hand if you needed them and the other staff members were lovely too!!

The different types/ages/size of people always amazes me !! I always come back from VA feeling body confident and liberated because people generally don't care what you do or look like and are always very sociable which makes for a lovely atmosphere!!!

It was our first festival at VA and several people said it was an improvement on previous times! Which is always a good sign!!

We had a fantastic time and made lots of friends and had lots of fun!!

The only thing I would suggest is maybe put on some more activities through the day time (they did have a few games but they didn't last for long)

(Maybe slippery twister, jelly wrestling or get giant Jenga blocks and giant connect four) so people can socialise and talk more whilst having fun !!!

Anyway well done to the owners and staff that were involved in making this happen, you done a great job! THANK YOU!!!


Date: 9 August 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Wow now that's how a festival should be the best yet !! Can't wait for next year's from space hopper racing to uv paint foam and feather party,very well organised event with loads of fun and laughter thrown in, thanks again jules&scott for the most amazing weekend you guys rock xxxxx

Date: 9 August 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Having been to a number of different events this year the VA festival of fun has been by far the most fun we've had.

The club and facilities have been fantastic as usual. The staff have been great, though clearly totally knackered by the end of the weekend they were always there when needed and the clean up Sunday we don't envy anyone!

The VA crowd has never disappointed us, large or small we can always seem to find our type of fun people to play with.

Some of the raffle prizes were great! Free festival tickets for our sexy playmates and we won 6 months membership to VA. prizes really worth winning.

Met some great couples. Established swingers and nervous newbies and everyone was having a great time! Single guys were very well behaved and none threatening aswell, which was a very nice change from other venues we've been to this year.

Thank you to all involved. We have never managed to beat the VA atmosphere anywhere else we have been and will continue to return all the time that remains the case.

Xxxx


Date: 9 August 2015

Rating: OK
Had a great time at VA for FoF last night. First time we've been to a club and we loved it! Will definitely be going back again x

Date: 9 August 2015

Rating: Fabulous
VA FoF 2015. Congratulations to the Owners and staff for putting on another successful festival . We look forward to 2016 with anticipation and eagerness .

Date: 9 August 2015

Rating: Fabulous
VA FoF 2015. Congratulations to the Owners and staff for putting on another successful festival . We look forward to 2016 with anticipation and eagerness .

Date: 9 August 2015

Rating: Fun
Went to VA this weekend for the festival of fun and what fun it was ;) lots of games and things going on but such a relaxed atmosphere and calm surroundings! Plenty of lovely sexy fun couples to play with too ;) apart from the festival even on a normal night it's an amazing club so the festival just topped it off :)

Date: 9 August 2015

Rating: OK
Went to festival of fun as a single female. It was an OK experience, but nothing to write home about to be honest. Nice facilities and clean enough playrooms. Hot tub jets out of order and as they allow sex in the hot tub I didn't linger... Atmosphere was *very* coupley and I felt conspicuously left out. Staff perfunctory rather than friendly. I wouldn't go back as a single female.

Date: 9 August 2015

Rating: Fabulous
We had our first trip to VA last night great club clean friendly great atmosphere. Will defo be coming again met some great people we stayed in the clubs hotel clean and nice highly recommend

Date: 2 August 2015

Rating: Fabulous
After a long break away we had a very pleasant, enjoyable evening at this club. Enjoyed the company of some sexy people. The club was clean, pretty and food very tasty.

Date: 2 August 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Another great night at VA, lots of very sexy couples sharing the hot tub and surrounding areas, so erotic with everyone around, while we enjoyed ourselves. We'll be back again soon xx

Date: 2 August 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Another great night at the va lots of sexy people and lots of fun will be back soon

Date: 1 August 2015

Rating: Fabulous
This was our second visit and we had a great time. Lovely clean club. Lots of areas for playtime although I personally would like more of a dungeon. The pool is fabulous and the staff friendly and professional. The dj last night was brilliant and there was a really good mixture of people. We highly recommend this club and we will be back. I still need to fulfil my lesbian train fantasy. Any offers !!!!

Date: 26 July 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Attended the monthly Milf Club recently held during the day on a Wednesday.

Really busy with lots of action and great people. Relax in the huge hot tub while people play in the water around you or on the large play area opposite.

Had a wondeful bukkaka with two fantastic ladies and several guys and played with willing couples too.

Great venue and fantastic daytime event for those who cannot always get to clubs at weekends


Date: 24 July 2015

Rating: Fabulous
We visited VA on the 20th July and it was our first time, a really great club that was very well organised and very clean. The hot tub is definitely the highlight and we really loved it! The staff are really friendly and the availability of freshly cooked pizzas at 2.30am were welcomed after a long evening playtime! We weren't able to get a room at the club as they were full so stayed locally at wyboston lakes which was very close and lovely too. We will definitely be returning thanks for a great night! X

Date: 23 July 2015

Rating: OK
We visited VA on the 20th July and it was our first time, a really great club that was very well organised and very clean. The hot tub is definitely the highlight and we really loved it! The staff are really friendly and the availability of freshly cooked pizzas at 2.30am were welcomed after a long evening playtime! We weren't able to get a room at the club as they were full so stayed locally at wyboston lakes which was very close and lovely too. We will definitely be returning thanks for a great night! X

Date: 23 July 2015

Rating: Fabulous
We have been to Vanilla four times now and Saturday was by far the best. The club is so clean and well laid out. Staff are great and so is everyone we have met here every time we have visited. If you like a hot tub then this place has to be visited. So many hot memories we have visiting here :) x

Date: 20 July 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Saturday night was our first visit to the club and it lived up to every great thing we've heard about it. The club is exceptionally clean and well designed. Even better, it's run by a professional and friendly staff that made us feel welcome. The atmosphere really helps to get things going, so we ended up in the playrooms by 10 and stayed there for the rest of the night. We loved testing out the playrooms and spending time in a huge hot tub that was full of sexy couples. Can’t wait to go back soon.

Date: 20 July 2015

Rating: Fun
We came here for the first time on Saturday a very nice club friendly staff and en suite room was ok. Will be back

Date: 20 July 2015

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