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Rating: OK
	We visited VA for a fourth time last night, it's our favourite club, nice facilities, friendly staff and good music. Date: 4 February 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	WOW - what a classy and well set out club! We absolutely loved it. It was our first visit to VA with best friends and it definitely won’t be our last. Warm welcome from the friendly staff, followed by a great night. We have visited lots of clubs UK and abroad and VA is definitely up there with the best of them! Cannot wait to return - just wish we lived nearer. Date: 4 February 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	We visited bi night yesterday at VA for the first time, and had an absolute blast! Nice diverse crowd, friendly staff, and great facilities. Date: 3 February 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	1st time going to this club with my friend. both were nervous but made to feel welcome. Great location, great club and great people. Definitely will be going back. Date: 3 February 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Was our first visit to VA since Aug and we have got to say that Friday bi night was exceptional. Full of friendly ,fun, gorgeous people, all shapes and sizes. The couples area was in full swing all night long. We had so much fun can't wait for our next visit. Date: 3 February 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Our first time at VA last night for bi night and we weren’t disappointed. The club is wonderful. Really well presented and laid out with a great mix of social areas, hot tub and play room. All very spacious and open. We like the fact that there are no lockable playrooms so all the fun happens in the open. Great to have a decent sized couples room too for those that like that. The hot tub is UV filtered so no nasty chlorine, bonus. It’s big too, and lovely and warm. The staff were great. Friendly, helpful and set things off in the right way. Thank you, we were made to feel welcome from the moment we walked in. Met and played with some lovely people. All walks of life, ages, races, shapes, sizes and persuasions. Didn’t want to leave but bed was calling. We will be back. Would highly recommend. Date: 3 February 2024

Rating: Fabulous

Our first time at VA last night for bi night and we weren’t disappointed. The club is wonderful. Really well presented and laid out with a great mix of social areas, hot tub and play room. All very spacious and open. We like the fact that there are no lockable playrooms so all the fun happens in the open. Great to have a decent sized couples room too for those that like that. The hot tub is UV filtered so no nasty chlorine, bonus. It’s big too, and lovely and warm.

The staff were great. Friendly, helpful and set things off in the right way. Thank you, we were made to feel welcome from the moment we walked in.

Met and played with some lovely people. All walks of life, ages, races, shapes, sizes and persuasions.

Didn’t want to leave but bed was calling. We will be back.

Would highly recommend.

Date: 3 February 2024

Rating: Fun
	Our first-ever visit to VA daytime events, from entering reception to leaving 4 hours later, we couldn't find any faults with the club, staff, and members, especially the gentlemen members of the club. Would certainly recommend this club to any couples, who want to expand their experiences in the swinging scene. Will certainly look forward to returning when the weather gets better, to experience the outdoor facilities. A and G x Date: 1 February 2024

Rating: Fun

Our first-ever visit to VA daytime events, from entering reception to leaving 4 hours later, we couldn't find any faults with the club, staff, and members, especially the gentlemen members of the club. Would certainly recommend this club to any couples, who want to expand their experiences in the swinging scene. Will certainly look forward to returning when the weather gets better, to experience the outdoor facilities. A and G x

Date: 1 February 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Had the chance to attend VA for the WWW daytime event last Friday. Great club with a fantastic atmosphere and vibe. Facilities are top tier too, with an exceptional open play area, lovely sized hot tub which fits many. Brilliant club, hope to be back soon! Date: 1 February 2024

Rating: Fun
	I've been to this club many times, mostly for WWW events and they are incredible events!! Always well attended and well organised. The hosts and staff do a fantastic job of making everyone feel welcomed. The club is clean and well maintained. Lots of big open play spaces and an exceptional hot tub. Look forward to returning next month! Date: 29 January 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	What’s great weekend of fun at The VA! We attended the first WWW of 2024 which certainly kicked off with a bang! I was not expecting that in January, it felt like NYE all over again. Dancing and playing, in fact everyone was certainly off loading their January blues. As always a great selection of glamorous, hot guests and our thanks go to the lovely hostesses who without them there would be no WWW. Then Saturday night we attended The TTW event which again attracted a great mix of sexy people who were clearly out to have fun. It was a great night! We feel so blessed to have such a great club on our doorstep, which is all down to the hardworking “Team VA” who make it all so effortless. Thank you VA Love Para Dos xx Date: 28 January 2024

Rating: Fabulous

What’s great weekend of fun at The VA! We attended the first WWW of 2024 which certainly kicked off with a bang! I was not expecting that in January, it felt like NYE all over again. Dancing and playing, in fact everyone was certainly off loading their January blues. As always a great selection of glamorous, hot guests and our thanks go to the lovely hostesses who without them there would be no WWW.

Then Saturday night we attended The TTW event which again attracted a great mix of sexy people who were clearly out to have fun. It was a great night!

We feel so blessed to have such a great club on our doorstep, which is all down to the hardworking “Team VA” who make it all so effortless.

Thank you VA Love Para Dos xx

Date: 28 January 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Always my favourite club. Just love the vibes, the feel, how it’s set up and just always run to perfection. Best owners and best staff too! Love them all. Came for www event on the 26th of Jan. the switched up the place with some new furniture and it looks absolutely amazing ! As always all the girls run the place amazing ! Special shout out to Emma for being the best Host ever as always x Date: 28 January 2024

Rating: Fabulous

Always my favourite club. Just love the vibes, the feel, how it’s set up and just always run to perfection. Best owners and best staff too! Love them all. Came for www event on the 26th of Jan. the switched up the place with some new furniture and it looks absolutely amazing ! As always all the girls run the place amazing ! Special shout out to Emma for being the best Host ever as always x

Date: 28 January 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Been about 6 months since we last attended. Stayed onsite and the rooms are lovely and make it easy for when you have an entire day at the club. Mrs had a lot of fun at the WWW event then me joined her for freedom Friday. The staff make this place all of them are so lovely and a credit to the club. Clubs always clean and gives a great vibe. Won’t be leaving it so long until our next visit Date: 27 January 2024

Rating: Fabulous

Been about 6 months since we last attended. Stayed onsite and the rooms are lovely and make it easy for when you have an entire day at the club. Mrs had a lot of fun at the WWW event then me joined her for freedom Friday.

The staff make this place all of them are so lovely and a credit to the club. Clubs always clean and gives a great vibe. Won’t be leaving it so long until our next visit

Date: 27 January 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	VA was our first club back in the early days and has only got better and better over the years. Thanks for an amazing day for WWW. Loving the subtle changes we see every time we visit. What an event, very sexy xx Date: 27 January 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Well that was fun! We usually attend the club on a Saturday and this was our first Friday. Different vibe and we had a great night Date: 27 January 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Great night tonight. I got a chance to plsy with a lovely lady plus i witnessed Tosie doing her first gang bang!! What else could i ask? Date: 27 January 2024

Rating: Fun
	Had our first visit to VA on Saturday night. Venu was very clean and the staff were so friendly and welcoming. We met some fabulous people there, such a graat atmosphere. Hot tub and play areas were great and we gladly took advantage. Will definitely be making a return visit! Thanks for a great time Date: 22 January 2024

Rating: OK
	Had an amazing time staying and playing at VA last night. A crazy but completely brilliant evening. Such a clean, well run and sexy venue. We hope it won’t be too long until we can travel back up and visit again. Date: 21 January 2024

Rating: OK
	Our first visit to the VA so we chose to to attend on a newbie night. We booked the shuttle bus to collect us from a nearby hotel which is a great service and Emma (who was driving) instantly put us at ease. On arrival we were given a locker key with a bar tab number and given a tour. The club was clean, the staff really friendly and there is even a resident cat called Benji who was totally loving all the fuss. Having lots of cards and pens for people to share thier fab usernames was a brilliant touch and we swapped a couple with the lovely people we spoke to. Our favourite spots were the couples room and the dungeon. All in all, a wonderfully sexy evening. We will absolutely be returning in the future and cannot wait! Date: 20 January 2024

Rating: OK

Our first visit to the VA so we chose to to attend on a newbie night.

We booked the shuttle bus to collect us from a nearby hotel which is a great service and Emma (who was driving) instantly put us at ease. On arrival we were given a locker key with a bar tab number and given a tour.

The club was clean, the staff really friendly and there is even a resident cat called Benji who was totally loving all the fuss.

Having lots of cards and pens for people to share thier fab usernames was a brilliant touch and we swapped a couple with the lovely people we spoke to.

Our favourite spots were the couples room and the dungeon. All in all, a wonderfully sexy evening. We will absolutely be returning in the future and cannot wait!

Date: 20 January 2024

Rating: Fun
	Another trip to this great club for their 'newbie' night. Although not a newbie they made me feel as welcome as always and had some great icebreakers to kick the evening off. The lock and key was a great helper and the cards to write your fab name on were great, I even got to give some out. Overall a great night and looking forward to the next one. Thank you Date: 20 January 2024

Rating: Fun
	Visited VA a number of time in the daytime, today was my 2nd time solo, attending Milf Club (previously been to WWW with single ladies) One of the friendliest clubs I have visited, staff always have a smile when i walk through the door, and bar staff instantly help disolve my nerves. One of the cleanest clubs I visit, play surfaces are easy to wipe down and good quality - you don't stick to them like most synthetic vinyl. Atmosphere always a friendly vibe and hummmmmmmmmmm jacuzzi perfect to chill out and chat. Thank you for today, I definitely look forward to my next visit, hopefully an evening event soon. :-) Date: 17 January 2024

Rating: Fun

Visited VA a number of time in the daytime, today was my 2nd time solo, attending Milf Club (previously been to WWW with single ladies) One of the friendliest clubs I have visited, staff always have a smile when i walk through the door, and bar staff instantly help disolve my nerves. One of the cleanest clubs I visit, play surfaces are easy to wipe down and good quality - you don't stick to them like most synthetic vinyl. Atmosphere always a friendly vibe and hummmmmmmmmmm jacuzzi perfect to chill out and chat. Thank you for today, I definitely look forward to my next visit, hopefully an evening event soon. :-)

Date: 17 January 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	I have been a member of this amazing club since 2016 and visited last week again with a lady friend. As usual we were greeted by a big smile from smartly dressed gentleman Brian at the reception. The club is run professionally by lovely land lady and her team. Reasonably priced, friendly staff, sexy clientele, captivating ambiance, lively social vibes, great music, spotlessly clean, massive jacuzzi, many open play areas, Luxe lounge in summer and luxurious rooms to stay overnight. I have visited many clubs all over uk and VA is still number 1 on top of the list. If you have not been to VA you have to try it. I highly recommend to anyone who’s thinking of visiting this place. Thank you again for unforgettable experience at your venue. Xxx S Date: 15 January 2024

Rating: Fabulous

I have been a member of this amazing club since 2016 and visited last week again with a lady friend. As usual we were greeted by a big smile from smartly dressed gentleman Brian at the reception. The club is run professionally by lovely land lady and her team. Reasonably priced, friendly staff, sexy clientele, captivating ambiance, lively social vibes, great music, spotlessly clean, massive jacuzzi, many open play areas, Luxe lounge in summer and luxurious rooms to stay overnight. I have visited many clubs all over uk and VA is still number 1 on top of the list. If you have not been to VA you have to try it. I highly recommend to anyone who’s thinking of visiting this place. Thank you again for unforgettable experience at your venue. Xxx S

Date: 15 January 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	This club is by far the best we’ve been to, and we’ve been to a few in our 11 years! So well organised and so clean and comfortable and nothing is a problem. Love the fact you don’t have to carry anything and everything is done on your locker number, even drinks which could be deadly I suppose….. we think we’ve found our new home and so worth the 2 hour trip for us. See you all again very soon! Date: 15 January 2024

Rating: Fabulous

This club is by far the best we’ve been to, and we’ve been to a few in our 11 years! So well organised and so clean and comfortable and nothing is a problem. Love the fact you don’t have to carry anything and everything is done on your locker number, even drinks which could be deadly I suppose….. we think we’ve found our new home and so worth the 2 hour trip for us. See you all again very soon!

Date: 15 January 2024

Rating: OK
	Well what can we say……. Above and beyond expectations - a well managed, clean and amazing venue, one of the best we have visited. We stayed of site at the local Travelodge as VA was fully booked - they have their own shuttle bus that runs to and from various pick up points (For a small fee) we were made very welcome and shown around and then left to our own devices- we met a really hot couple and hit it off with them and had a great time - we will be coming back in the near future! Lois & Clarke xx Date: 14 January 2024

Rating: OK

Well what can we say……. Above and beyond expectations - a well managed, clean and amazing venue, one of the best we have visited.

We stayed of site at the local Travelodge as VA was fully booked - they have their own shuttle bus that runs to and from various pick up points (For a small fee) we were made very welcome and shown around and then left to our own devices- we met a really hot couple and hit it off with them and had a great time - we will be coming back in the near future!

Lois & Clarke xx

Date: 14 January 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Thanks Team VA, another great Saturday night, busier than expected, with a hot crowd. Already looking forward to our next visit. Date: 14 January 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Our favourite club by far. Been here a handful of times now and it never disappoints. Our last visit was for New Year and we had a really great night. Was really busy with lots of play. Can’t wait to return next month! Date: 12 January 2024

Rating: Fun
	Went to MILF today and as ever VA didn’t disappoint, friendly crowd in lovely surroundings… hot tub was particularly popular! Club seems to have had a bit of a makeover and looking good ?? Date: 10 January 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Back after a long break from the club. Was nice to be back and seeing some familiar faces. Club has been updated and it never disappoints. Will be back again soon. If you love hot tub fun. It’s the place to be. Date: 9 January 2024

Rating: Fun
	We attended VA … last night we haven’t been for well over a year ! BUT ! …. It looks like it has had a fantastic makeover the club looked amazing with great facilities! Was quite busy with lots of beautifull people … defo won’t leave it so long to return Date: 7 January 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	We have been going to VA for a few months now after trying a couple of different clubs and this is by far our favourite, the team at VA are very welcoming and friendly and can’t do enough for the people there. The NYE party was amazing and the atmosphere was brilliant, this is a club not to be missed if you get a chance to go definitely do it you won’t regret it. Date: 3 January 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	We have been members for about six months and we just love the club and the facilities. Most of all we love the staff…. They are friendly and professional and so much fun. We attended for NYE and had such a great time. Thanks everyone a VA for making 2024 an experience we won’t forget xx Date: 2 January 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	I visit this club at least twice a week normally, and I see it get better and better. The way it’s run ...the staff...and tbh...the people who frequent it just make it the best Club around. Walking into VA is like walking into to plush night club in the West end...The lighting is superb not too bright so that you might feel self conscious with lots of nooks and crannies to hide in, if you are lol. Thanks VA for an awesome NYE party too. What a way to see 2024 in. Date: 2 January 2024

Rating: Fabulous

I visit this club at least twice a week normally, and I see it get better and better. The way it’s run ...the staff...and tbh...the people who frequent it just make it the best Club around.

Walking into VA is like walking into to plush night club in the West end...The lighting is superb not too bright so that you might feel self conscious with lots of nooks and crannies to hide in, if you are lol.

Thanks VA for an awesome NYE party too. What a way to see 2024 in.

Date: 2 January 2024

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