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The Vanilla Alternative

Rating: Fabulous
We camped out at VA'S summer Vibes weekend (25th-27th August). What an amazing weekend we had. Great atmosphere, friendly and very playful guests, top notch facilities and lots of naughty fun was had. Sensory overload.

Huge thanks to Jules and the team for all their hard work.

We will be back soon.


Date: 28 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
We attended the Good vibes weekender and wow what a weekend. We met some beautiful fun and sexy people. This place is fantastic and very welcoming. Started off Friday day drinking in the sun met a beautiful single lady who we both shared later in our room,

Finished off with an orgy in the couples room, wow what a show it was. if you get the chance to visit this club … enjoy you will not be disappointed. Say hi if you saw us xx :) love A and R xxx



Date: 28 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
We've been visiting VA regularly now since January and what a place. Staff are so friendly and the facilities are excellent. We've never left disappointed and last night was the best night so far. Already planning our next visit

Date: 27 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
I had a wonderful time at the Ibiza Good Vibes evening event 26/08/2023. First visit for a year and it was amazing. The staff were brilliant and the fellow guests were absolutely stunning. Lots of dancing, flirting and of course lots of sexy moments. Say hello if you remember me xxx

Date: 27 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
What can we say about this place, it gets better every time we visit! We attended last night (26th) and there was an amazing vibe. Lots of beautiful people throughout the club and brilliant music all night. Staff, as always, were exceptional and we took advantage of their shuttle service which was prompt and provided excellent value for money. Managed to tick off a full swap and a MMF. Already booked our next trip there. If you are the Polish couple with glasses (apologies if you’re not Polish) who we swapped with please get in touch, we had a great time. Best club we’ve been to by far.

Date: 27 August 2023

Rating: Fun
This was my first time at a club and I really enjoyed myself. The staff were super friendly and helpful and there were plenty of lovely like-minded people to chat and play with. Looking forward to my next visit when I hope to play more.

Date: 26 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
We have only been to milf club, as my good lady is relatively new, but to be able to play in a relaxed and friendly environment is priceless! Staff of Fabulous, clientele, wonderful and all-round, a great place to be!!

Date: 24 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
This fantastic club just seems to get better and better with some of the friendliest people in attendance around.

It’s definitely the plushest club I’ve been too with some really great down to earth players.

Today’s Milf Day once again....was absolutely brilliant meeting some new faces and “Play”Play”Play” and for a single guy...That’s “Priceless” lol

Thanks VA xx


Date: 24 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
Had our first club attendance tonight and my word has it been fantastic. The staff were so welcoming, and really helped to put us at ease. And the couples and single women we meet were so friendly and chatty. Met quite a few couples who also on their first VA experience, which was great just getting to know new couples. Well we're just expecting to play alone with it being our first time into the swinging scene, and got to experience our first FFM! Very clean and the hot tub was a fantastic place for socialist and winding down after! Will definetly be looking to book again soon!

Date: 20 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
Been to all the WWW What Women Events at VA so far, they were great from the beginning and they are somehow getting better and better all the time !! The one on 18th August was the busiest yet and with all the inside and outside open (the weather played ball) or was just a fabulous atmosphere. If you've not been to one yet definitely enquire to WWW to get on the guestlist xx

Date: 19 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
Attended my first What Women want event at VA on 18.8.23 although I'm a regular to the club for the mid week Milf event the xtra decorations, drinks and gift on arrival and speedy check in was much appreciated. Was the busiest I had ever seen the place in the whole time I've been going which shows how big this event is getting! Amazing time and facilties, eating lunch outside was a bonus. Excellent place.

Date: 19 August 2023

Rating: OK
We have both been to the VA separately in the past, so attended the daytime WWW event as a first as a couple.

This is a fantastic club with great facilities.

The bonus yesterday being the fact that the sun did make an appearance that allowed the Lux Lounge to be open (a novelty for a sumners day in August !).

Everyone was friendly and the atmosphere perfect.

We will definitely be back when the opportunity arises.

N & L



Date: 19 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
Love love love Va ! We ve been to a few clubs now and always come back to Va , it’s such a nice welcoming place , beautifully decorated, fab hot tub and amazing outside space weather permitting, and the staff are second to none.

if you have nt been before definitely give it a go ! X


Date: 19 August 2023

Rating: Fun
3rd time going to the Vanilla Alternative and it did not disappoint. Everything is clean, the outside was opened and staff is really nice.

Date: 19 August 2023

Rating: OK
I went to my fist www daytime event here and it's a great venue. They were not sure if the outside would be open due to a wet morning, but but on cue it brightened up, and outside space in the sun was a hedonistic view of intertwined bodies around the pool. The inside spaces were all clean and fantastic to chat and play with all the other friendly guests. I'll definitely be back. J x

Date: 19 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
Visited the club for the first time yesterday for the www event and it is hands down one of the best venues I have ever been to. Easy to locate, the hosts were amazing and the various section were great fun to use. Will definitely try to attend more events there

Date: 19 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
I visited the club for the first time today, not my first club, but definitely a favourite after today. Staff are brilliant, bringing snacks out for lunch was unexpected but very welcoming.

Excellent facilities and very clean. The clientele that I chatted with were all friendly and really nice. Special mention to S & her partner S. Likewise to B&J

Will be going again next week. Guys give this venue a visit you won’t be disappointed.


Date: 16 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
The perfect Club for a summer weekend get away. 1 week on now and fully recovered after attending the Booty Camp Festival of Fun for the duration Thursday through to Monday in our converted little camper. Could not of asked for better location, be that in a camper, tent or motorhome. The staff had everything thought out and organised brilliantly. Talking about organised, must give a huge shout out to all the staff who put every effort in to make the whole weekend brilliant and made sure that even when the rain rudely gatecrashed plan B was swiftly put into operation and wasn't going to stop a fantastic weekend.

Perfect outdoors facilities that naturally flow through into the club itself. Fantastic band entertaining everyone outside on Saturday night followed by top class DJ inside to keep the party going into the early hours. Sunday may of been a chill out but the party soon picked up again when Saturday nights DJ started doing his stuff outside in the Lux Lounge. Absolutely class long weekend, definitely be booking up for next years FOF evidently VA Olympics :-)

Thanks again for a great getaway.

Really sad to hear about Lloyd (the Boxer dog) hope he is recovering and lots of snuggles to make up for the loss of tug of war x


Date: 15 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
Attend VA for our debut on 12/08/23 after reading positive reviews. We had a great time. Good layout, good sized bar area with lots of social areas. Lots of communal play areas and a large pool/hot tub area like a Roman bath! Attractive people all about in various states of uninhibited undress. Friendly faces all about. A sexy atmosphere with a sexy dance or two. Great music and no pressure to take your pleasure! We will be back x

Date: 15 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
I attended this year's Festival of Fun, which is my 11th in a row. This festival honestly is the highlight of my year. So much varied entertainment, something for everybody, top notch DJs plus the indoor and outdoor hot tobs. A relaxed vibe in the campsite,(situated in the clubs grounds), easy access for motorhomes, caravans and tents plus people coming and going staying in local hotels or with day tickets.

A variety of meals were available including veg/vegan options, and the menu changed daily.

Regardless of the weather plenty indoor and outdoor, covered areas. I think everybody had the most fantastic time and the booty camp theme was very popular.

My most memorable time was when the foam party they got moved to the indoor hot tub room, it was just amazing, everybody dancing and laughing in the foam.

A big shout out to the owners, managementband team for all their extremely hard work.

Already looking forward to next year..


Date: 14 August 2023

Rating: Fun
Our second visit to VA last night was great. Nice atmosphere and our first dip in the hot tub was really fun. Looking forward to returning.

Date: 13 August 2023

Rating: Fun
Another good night at this club, some very nice improvements, great music and friendly welcoming atmosphere.

Date: 12 August 2023

Rating: Fun
Attended DD last night. Lovely venue and clean very welcoming staff. The jacuzzi was big enough for lots of play and that was a big plus . Would definitely visit again. The djs were on fire as well. Dark desires VA , you delivered the goods!!!!!!

Date: 12 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
Recently attended their Festival of Fun! We took our camper and stayed for the entire weekend! We had an absolute ball! The campsite was close to the club so you don’t have far to go if you’re not in the hotel itself. The club has loads of open play spaces and a pretty cool dungeon. It’s a bit of a trek for us, but one we’d happily do again! You can tell the staff/owners make a point of keeping everything running smoothly so you can really relax and have fun!

Date: 9 August 2023

Rating: OK
VA Saturday nights FOF , wow what a fantastic night , we attended just this evening as we wasn’t available for the full weekend and you really didn’t let us down , I ( hubby ) was lucky enough to be accompanied by my sexy wife and our sexy friend and we have just the best night ;) , in the club and continued at home till 6 Am ….. the girls had matching army clothes so if you said hello to us please do drop us a hello :) x looking forward to another night at VA soon

Date: 8 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
Where to start with this club….we met here over 6yrs ago and we loved the club then. Most recently we have attended the Ibiza weekender though sadly only the last day. I (F) recently went to meet friends at FOF while Dragon was away at work and I had a great time. It was a non stop party from when we arrived! The people were amazing and great fun! The camp set up was fun with lots laid out to do.

Both Friday and Saturday had great DJ sets on and I even enjoyed attempting a spin on the decks myself. Although a complete failure ;)

We will most definitely be found at future weekender events! Please drop us a veri/message if we met.

Till next time !


Date: 8 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
Attended VA for the first time this weekend for the FoF.

What a beautiful club! It's a gorgeous building, done up, maintained and decorated brilliantly and the garden by the river is just so serene and I loved walking around it bare foot (which is a good job, as I left my boots outside in the rain)

It was such a shame it rained so much, as it did effect the socialising a little, but the friendly staff worked their arses off to put in place their wet weather plan and ensure everyone still had an amazing and memorable time.

Oh, and the foam party in the hottub! Wow! I shall not forget that for a long time.

I shall be coming back!


Date: 8 August 2023

Rating: Fun

The VA always always goes that extra mile and their weekender - Festival of Fun - Booty Camp 2023 was no exception. This event is where friends new and old meet for a great weekend of fun. All guests embraced this years military theme and it’s fair to say military clothing is very sexy.

The attention to detail turning the club into a military zone was sheer brilliance, creating a wonderful environment for likeminded people to come together and have a throughly good time. Plan B saw the enemy (rain) retreat and the troops reported to the officers mess (club) where DJ Courtney, VA resident DJ Mark Eldridge and DJ Andy, created the wildest party vibe that had the troops shaking their booties. There were workshops held in the bunkers which allowed people to learn more about different Kink genres. Naughty fun games were played in Parade Square and the foam party transferred inside due to rain and was a mass of bodies writhing around each other in the hot tub room.

Finally…… we cannot sign off without mentioning Team VA, who work together in unison creating a truly wonderful place for likeminded people …The planning that goes into the weekend and the sheer hard work executing the delivery of these weekender events is what stands the VA out from the rest.

Thank you to all involved this year, you well and truly smashed it! Big love from Para Dos xx



Date: 7 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
I attended the Festival of Fun on the Friday evening, and the booty camp base which the club hosts had prepared was spectacular, although I didn’t get to stay the whole night and into the morning, from experience, the Vanilla Alternative always draws a great crowd of people together, and unforgettable memories for most, if not all. Plus if you are like me, and like open play rooms, you get to see all the naughty fun happening around you whilst you yourself are having fun. XXX

Date: 7 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
This was our first FoF and we loved it. We will defo be returning next year.

Music was great like been in Ibiza. Great mix of people and everyone was in the mood for fun with all the playing going on.

Neon party on the Saturday night was wild and one of the best nights out we’ve ever had.



Date: 7 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
Wow. The Festival of Fun weekend was amazing. The weather tried to cause havoc but the troops (staff) worked their socks (and many items of clothing) off to make sure we all had a fab time. The foam party was unforgettable ... party because we disappeared in the foam. Not to worry though, there were many helping hands to assist :). The workshops were also great. We now have a shopping list of things to buy and try :)



Date: 7 August 2023

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