The Retro Club

Walsall, West Midlands

theclub@r3troclub.co.uk,
http://r3troclub.co.uk/v2/

On behalf of the staff and everyone involved with our club, Welcome to r3troclub!

The Midlands Premier Adult Entertainment Venue. Midlands Swinging club where Midlands Swingers and all the open minded people of the world are welcome to come along and indulge exploring their sexual boundaries. Feel the exhilaration of oozing sensuality at our Swingers parties held weekly in the heart of the country. Indulge in Bukkake Parties, Gangbang Parties, Greedy Girl Parties, Fetish Parties, you name it! Simply put, if you’ve been `thinking` about swinging, you’re waaay more than half way there! Come along and find out more

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Rating: Fun
	Thought id check it out went down for some good nice dirty fun! Very nice place relaxed environment and atmosphere. Played with some sexy women and couples!!! took advantage of rooms and features! Built good networking from here am happy :p for a 1st timer hehe Date: 18 May 2013

Rating: OK
	Went to the R3tro club on Wednesday afternoon - first visit. The club is of a decent size and a number of rooms. The staff are friendly and talkative and are happy to help out. Now - it's similar to the private club - but I personally thought the entertainers were not as good. The other customers - no other couples or single females but around 30 guys. Shame none of the guys spoke to us - don't think they were interested in playing!?!?!??? Would we go back? Yes but would pick our party carefully. Date: 28 March 2013

Rating: OK

Went to the R3tro club on Wednesday afternoon - first visit.

The club is of a decent size and a number of rooms.

The staff are friendly and talkative and are happy to help out.

Now - it's similar to the private club - but I personally thought the entertainers were not as good.

The other customers - no other couples or single females but around 30 guys.

Shame none of the guys spoke to us - don't think they were interested in playing!?!?!???

Would we go back? Yes but would pick our party carefully.

Date: 28 March 2013

Rating: Fabulous
	Having been working away from home a lot,last saturday was my first visit to the club in 6 months and i was glad that i went to the big-tit party that tony had organised!. some fabulous bigbusted ladies to keep the single guys more than happy!,and some less well endowed tit wise but very horny ladies too!,a few playing couples but plenty of respectable guys to play with the club girls. i shall have to get home more often for nights like this!. Date: 5 March 2013

Rating: Fabulous

Having been working away from home a lot,last saturday was my first visit to the club in 6 months and i was glad that i went to the big-tit party that tony had organised!.

some fabulous bigbusted ladies to keep the single guys more than happy!,and some less well endowed tit wise but very horny ladies too!,a few playing couples but plenty of respectable guys to play with the club girls.

i shall have to get home more often for nights like this!.

Date: 5 March 2013

Rating: OK
	Recently went to a event here. Club wasn't busy, hand full of men, however the two women that catered sure knew how to keep us guys satisfied. Worth a visit if your looking for sex and not a social meet. Date: 24 February 2013

Rating: Fabulous
	had a great time last night at the retro with frank very nice people nice club hopefully will come again xx mel Date: 17 February 2013

Rating: Avoid
	Well i was not told At the door nothing of the sort i just got asked wether i wanted to become a member! I know you cant plan for un forswen circumstances! But i got there at 3 and it was pretty evident that the event started at 12 it only takes 2 mins to put something on twitter or on your website! And if you only had to pay the 2 girls that were there you obviously made money off the 3rd gorl turning up! So as i said to be told at the door would of been just good manners! And still no explination for upstairs to of been in darkness Date: 4 January 2013

Rating: Avoid

Well i was not told At the door nothing of the sort i just got asked wether i wanted to become a member! I know you cant plan for un forswen circumstances! But i got there at 3 and it was pretty evident that the event started at 12 it only takes 2 mins to put something on twitter or on your website! And if you only had to pay the 2 girls that were there you obviously made money off the 3rd gorl turning up! So as i said to be told at the door would of been just good manners! And still no explination for upstairs to of been in darkness

Date: 4 January 2013

Rating: Fun
	sorry for your dissapointment. yes there was a mix up and we did try our hardest to see if another greedy guest could attend. by the time it was evident that one of the guests wasnt able to join in the fun and no other could come in, some guys had already arrived. staff were told to inform people coming in at that point that one off the guest wasnt going to make it. these things can happen due to unforseen circumstances. i was there myself and no one else complained as it was not busy and everyone had a throughly good time and left a good review of the afternoon on our own forum. i assume you attended as a single male as there were no couples in on wed afternoon. again, sincere appologise for your dissapointment. it doesnt happen often but sometimes you cannot forsee things going wrong. Date: 3 January 2013

Rating: Fun

sorry for your dissapointment. yes there was a mix up and we did try our hardest to see if another greedy guest could attend. by the time it was evident that one of the guests wasnt able to join in the fun and no other could come in, some guys had already arrived. staff were told to inform people coming in at that point that one off the guest wasnt going to make it.

these things can happen due to unforseen circumstances.

i was there myself and no one else complained as it was not busy and everyone had a throughly good time and left a good review of the afternoon on our own forum.

i assume you attended as a single male as there were no couples in on wed afternoon.

again, sincere appologise for your dissapointment. it doesnt happen often but sometimes you cannot forsee things going wrong.

Date: 3 January 2013

Rating: Avoid
	went there today paid full price to get in only to find that there were ony 2 girls working and well when i got there the whole of upstairs was in total darkness,i think that if girls dont urn up or have to leave early you should inform the customers at the door as it is false advertisment here is the quote from the website below January 2, 2013 Day (12pm till 4pm): (New Girl Kitten, Helana, Tinks) Date: 2 January 2013

Rating: Avoid

went there today paid full price to get in only to find that there were ony 2 girls working and well when i got there the whole of upstairs was in total darkness,i think that if girls dont urn up or have to leave early you should inform the customers at the door as it is false advertisment here is the quote from the website below

January 2, 2013

Day (12pm till 4pm): (New Girl Kitten, Helana, Tinks)

Date: 2 January 2013

Rating: Fun
	Went to Retro for the first time this evening had a great welcome by the hosts, a very enjoyable evening will be back soon, some alterations being carried out to further improve the facilities Date: 11 December 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	Can recommend the Tues Tv /Cd event especially if your nervous very friendly staff and gurls Date: 3 December 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	Retro is a great club, not huge, and its hours cater to a range of people, including midweek daytimes, as well as nights and weekends. Like everywhere, who's there when you visit is pot luck, but if you have enough time, you'll probably find people who match your needs, otherwise just enjoy being around others having fun. There are rooms for open play, as well as some private rooms, if you want more privacy. It's generally a friendly place, so feel free to chat, perhaps around the bar area. This may be especially good for singles, if you're having a slow time. It's very centrally located, in Walsall, so good also for people wanting to use public transport, with the nearby train station, or even buses to get you there and back. The location seems very safe, and there is a small car park, otherwise road parking is available, subject to hours and spaces. If fun is slow for you, watch some of the films, have a coffee, have a chat - you can be very relaxed and there is no pressure to do anything of course, other than chill out. Before you leave, you can freshen up with a shower, with towels provided - you only need to take yourself along. Hope you have as much fun as I have. Date: 22 November 2012

Rating: Fabulous

Retro is a great club, not huge, and its hours cater to a range of people, including midweek daytimes, as well as nights and weekends.

Like everywhere, who's there when you visit is pot luck, but if you have enough time, you'll probably find people who match your needs, otherwise just enjoy being around others having fun. There are rooms for open play, as well as some private rooms, if you want more privacy.

It's generally a friendly place, so feel free to chat, perhaps around the bar area. This may be especially good for singles, if you're having a slow time.

It's very centrally located, in Walsall, so good also for people wanting to use public transport, with the nearby train station, or even buses to get you there and back. The location seems very safe, and there is a small car park, otherwise road parking is available, subject to hours and spaces.

If fun is slow for you, watch some of the films, have a coffee, have a chat - you can be very relaxed and there is no pressure to do anything of course, other than chill out. Before you leave, you can freshen up with a shower, with towels provided - you only need to take yourself along. Hope you have as much fun as I have.

Date: 22 November 2012

Rating: OK
	Went along today for the afternoon party. I have been here before but not for a while. Today there were 3 girls on and all seemed friendly enough and were happy to keep the few guys that were there entertained. It was a little quiet for my liking with no other couples or ladies and only a handful of guys. The one things that I have to say spoils this place for me is that 2 of the 3 girls would only give oral if the guys wore a condom. This isn't really my thing atall. I used to go to the private club a few years back when they had a lot of bukkake parties and this was much more fun. I don't know whether the girls at the private club also only give oral with condoms now but this one thing alone would put me off going back. Just personal preference. Date: 7 November 2012

Rating: OK

Went along today for the afternoon party. I have been here before but not for a while. Today there were 3 girls on and all seemed friendly enough and were happy to keep the few guys that were there entertained. It was a little quiet for my liking with no other couples or ladies and only a handful of guys. The one things that I have to say spoils this place for me is that 2 of the 3 girls would only give oral if the guys wore a condom. This isn't really my thing atall. I used to go to the private club a few years back when they had a lot of bukkake parties and this was much more fun. I don't know whether the girls at the private club also only give oral with condoms now but this one thing alone would put me off going back. Just personal preference.

Date: 7 November 2012

Rating: Fun
	i had a great time last sat night with sean in a private room. looking forward to tomorrow night (on a promise)for the repeat. Date: 28 September 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	went to the re3tro last saterday night the staff was great there were a few clps in and some singal ladys one i later played with in a pvt room i hope playfullpartygoer goes again Date: 28 September 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	ok where to start the staff are amazingly helpfull,friendly and accomodating,the place it self has enough space to deal with a high volume of clubbers,the girls are friendly and amazing good looking, if you love the socialising part of swinging- no where better-have been a member of chams for 3yrs,on reccomendation tried this place,am not going back to chams,need i say more jazz 4you Date: 27 September 2012

Rating: Fabulous

ok where to start the staff are amazingly helpfull,friendly and accomodating,the place it self has enough space to deal with a high volume of clubbers,the girls are friendly and amazing good looking, if you love the socialising part of swinging- no where better-have been a member of chams for 3yrs,on reccomendation tried this place,am not going back to chams,need i say more jazz 4you

Date: 27 September 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	Tgirl tuesday Wow.TV Shirley loves this club very friendly staff always have a super sexy time . just wished i could get more time.last tues 11 loads of lovely well turned out tv/cd and couples and of course boys.Loads of sexy fun if you not been before come on over you wont be disappionted look forward to seeing you there xxxx Date: 21 September 2012

Rating: Avoid
	Lots of asian guys talking in their own language while drooling over you as if you were meat, (not nice or sexy – in fact its rude) none had brought a lady with them, all seemed to dominate the working girls. One asian guy was getting a bj when we entered and and was still getting the same bj when we left – he wasn`t even hard! Just taking up space LOL meaning others couldn`t get on the bed area and thats where the club lets itself down. OK its a bit seedy (its a sex club) but the staff were fine and the rooms were ok. But if one guy (group of mates) is blocking/hogging a girl why doesn`t she tell him to move on, he hasn`t hired her for the night. As long as the single guys make it a one way street in the “sharing” stakes (and the staff let them) the club will fail to attract couples, as 50 minute blowjobs = boring. Of course perhaps the club couldn`t careless as single guys pay more. Date: 16 September 2012

Rating: Avoid

Lots of asian guys talking in their own language while drooling over you as if you were meat, (not nice or sexy – in fact its rude) none had brought a lady with them, all seemed to dominate the working girls. One asian guy was getting a bj when we entered and and was still getting the same bj when we left – he wasn`t even hard! Just taking up space LOL meaning others couldn`t get on the bed area and thats where the club lets itself down. OK its a bit seedy (its a sex club) but the staff were fine and the rooms were ok. But if one guy (group of mates) is blocking/hogging a girl why doesn`t she tell him to move on, he hasn`t hired her for the night. As long as the single guys make it a one way street in the “sharing” stakes (and the staff let them) the club will fail to attract couples, as 50 minute blowjobs = boring.

Of course perhaps the club couldn`t careless as single guys pay more.

Date: 16 September 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	I have been a few times this year and everytime i have really enjoyed it the staff are very friendly and approachable.The club is nice and clean and there is always good music playing so the atmosphere is nice and relaxed.Will be going again in november. Date: 12 September 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	Went there last Wednesday. 2 Girls playing and they were stunning, one couple there (who im gutted i went early as wanted to maybe play with them) and a few guys. Friendly, relaxed atmosphere and staffs nice. Date: 20 August 2012

Rating: Fun
	Went there on saturday 4th August was not sure what to exspect but have to say the staff a really nice helpfull freindly met some top people there real swingers all in all 9/10 will definatly be going back. Date: 5 August 2012

Rating: Fun
	went to non members night ..16/7 good time ..2 girls playing & one playing couple ...had a good time ratios were great ...3 rounds of fun.. some guys just dont get the girls are human though ..chat,laugh & you get more fun ...trust me they dont just like you diving straight in Date: 17 July 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	I had a bostin night at the club on saturday night!,5-6 r3tro party girls,some playing couples,i enjoyed myself tremenously thanks to donna x and later with tinks. i will be back!.lol Date: 15 July 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	Well Tuesdays (10th July) TGurl/Bi Day/Night was One off the Best my partner and I have attended and we attended alot off them! Lol. There was so much going on, and all of it was totally awesum x thanks to everyone who made it a very pleasent and most enjoyable day/nite x x Date: 13 July 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	had another fab night at retro club tonight!,have been on two consecutive saturday nights now and i really enjoy the club. 5 working girls to entertain the crowd of greedy guys but a few playing couples too!,just wish more couples would discover the club though!. will be back for next weeks party night but i really must try a midweek night too!. Date: 1 July 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	Wow!! Had the best time ever!! George anne and Matt u rock!! Lol Everyone was so nice!! We were newbies to the swinging scene but boy did we enjoy it!! Let's just say shy girl ain't so shy haha! Will defo recommend and defo return for more jacuzzi, swing, play room and pole fun xx Date: 28 May 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	Wow!! Had the best time ever!! George anne and Matt u rock!! Lol Everyone was so nice!! We were newbies to the swinging scene but boy did we enjoy it!! Let's just say shy girl ain't so shy haha! Will defo recommend and defo return for more jacuzzi, swing, play room and pole fun xx Date: 28 May 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	hi all my name is tony and i own r3tro i have come on here to put a few things right. Swinging is a large spectrum from soft swingers to fetish to hard Swingers we are in the frame of hard swingers we are a club for single guys and couples that want guys so if its couples looking for couples in the midlands i would send you to cams and there are lots of couples i have chatted to on the phone who would tell you this. we are also open to all people no matter what they look like size color or creed. So do not judge people or places give them the chance they need to grow Tony Date: 6 May 2012

Rating: Fabulous

hi all

my name is tony and i own r3tro i have come on here to put a few things right.

Swinging is a large spectrum from soft swingers to fetish to hard Swingers we are in the frame of hard swingers we are a club for single guys and couples that want guys so if its couples looking for couples in the midlands i would send you to cams and there are lots of couples i have chatted to on the phone who would tell you this.

we are also open to all people no matter what they look like size color or creed. So do not judge people or places give them the chance they need to grow

Tony

Date: 6 May 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	Here, here, quite right, this section is for GENUINE club reviews only. I go there to have fun and I think the place is great; I don’t own the place, work there or have shares in it. The favourable comments are from genuine happy visitors. It’s no coincidence 99.9% of the negative, derogatory comments are from ex owners, ex sacked female staff and an ex multiple midlands club banned member. Grow up folks, playtimes over, those are the facts; please don’t make yourself look any more bitter by responding again. Just go elsewhere, praise the clubs you do attend and concentrate on having some fun. Life’s too short as it is. Have a Happy Horny Holiday Folks Date: 6 May 2012

Rating: Fabulous

Here, here, quite right, this section is for GENUINE club reviews only.

I go there to have fun and I think the place is great; I don’t own the place, work there or have shares in it.

The favourable comments are from genuine happy visitors.

It’s no coincidence 99.9% of the negative, derogatory comments are from ex owners, ex sacked female staff and an ex multiple midlands club banned member.

Grow up folks, playtimes over, those are the facts; please don’t make yourself look any more bitter by responding again.

Just go elsewhere, praise the clubs you do attend and concentrate on having some fun.

Life’s too short as it is.

Have a Happy Horny Holiday Folks

Date: 6 May 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	If people have a personal grudge on here then that's what it should stay. personal. All we can say is that we have been going to R3tro every week for 16 months now and we have found everyone there and that means staff customers and girls the most friendly ppl you could wish to meet. There has been lots of changes to décor and facilities which is an on going thing so things are on the up there. All I can say is before you read the stuff on here and make your mind up is go try it for yourselves then decide. Of course it aint everyone's cup of tea but we've tried other clubs and they aint ours either. But we don't go slagging them off. So Tony, Karen and Matt you'll be putting up with us for a long time yet. Can you tell I don't write a lot lol see you all soon :)) xxx Date: 30 April 2012

Rating: Fabulous

If people have a personal grudge on here then that's what it should stay. personal. All we can say is that we have been going to R3tro every week for 16 months now and we have found everyone there and that means staff customers and girls the most friendly ppl you could wish to meet. There has been lots of changes to décor and facilities which is an on going thing so things are on the up there. All I can say is before you read the stuff on here and make your mind up is go try it for yourselves then decide. Of course it aint everyone's cup of tea but we've tried other clubs and they aint ours either. But we don't go slagging them off. So Tony, Karen and Matt you'll be putting up with us for a long time yet. Can you tell I don't write a lot lol see you all soon :)) xxx

Date: 30 April 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	I have been to the club on some occasions and find the staff and people really friendly and had fun its nice to have a ND club in the Black Country forget the negative comments make positive ones if the clubs like Marmite "you either love it or hate it " Date: 30 April 2012

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