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By *ranny-Crumpet  Woman  over a year ago

Merseyside

And they are off.

Granny Crumpet is in the lead.

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By *ugby Does MFM  Couple (MF)  over a year ago

Derbyshire

I might win

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By *ranny-Crumpet  Woman  over a year ago

Merseyside


"I might win "

Granny pushes past Ruggers .... oh shit ...No ..

Granny hangs behind Ruggers putting her in winning position.

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By *ugby Does MFM  Couple (MF)  over a year ago

Derbyshire

Noooo don't let me win....thats not so much fun

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By *Ryan-  Man  over a year ago

Oxford ish

You're only in front by a short head. I've got two lengths on Ruggers

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By *ranny-Crumpet  Woman  over a year ago

Merseyside


"You're only in front by a short head. I've got two lengths on Ruggers"

A man with two lengths ! I've been looking for you all my life ! ( Groucho Marx Voice )

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By *ugby Does MFM  Couple (MF)  over a year ago

Derbyshire

Two lengths? wow, he is blessed

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By *ranny-Crumpet  Woman  over a year ago

Merseyside


"Noooo don't let me win....thats not so much fun "

Nooooooo you have to be behind to win. If I fall back im in the lead..... geddit?

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By *uperramfan  Man  over a year ago

Cloud Cuckoo Land

I missed starter's orders as I was too busy ordering starters

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By *ugby Does MFM  Couple (MF)  over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Noooo don't let me win....thats not so much fun

Nooooooo you have to be behind to win. If I fall back im in the lead..... geddit?"

And heres me thinking you were going to let me win....you are not kind at all are you !!

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By *isscheekychops  Woman  over a year ago

In the land of grey peas and bacon...

Msscheeky gallops into the lead...

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By *ll-Knight-long  Man  over a year ago

Derby


"Msscheeky gallops into the lead... "

I find myself imagining lovely miss cheeky chops on a collar and lead.....

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By *carletStars  Woman  over a year ago

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"I might win "

You win all the time

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By *exycouple548  Couple (MF)  over a year ago

Newport

Comes up the inside and away I gallop. Eat my dust

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By *easeAndTemptation!  Woman  over a year ago

Neverland

Gallops up on the outside shaking her booty at everyone

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By *_red_x  Woman  over a year ago

London

I've lapped you all. Come on keep up!

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By *uperramfan  Man  over a year ago

Cloud Cuckoo Land

Just paused for a little light grazing, will soon be showing everyone a clean set of hooves

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If I kill a thread does that count

I'm super good at that

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By *obness  Man  over a year ago

york

But i just sneaked in from nowhere.

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By *ranny-Crumpet  Woman  over a year ago

Merseyside


"Noooo don't let me win....thats not so much fun

Nooooooo you have to be behind to win. If I fall back im in the lead..... geddit?

And heres me thinking you were going to let me win....you are not kind at all are you !! "

To small children and animals YES !

To competitors in life changing competitions ...... no!

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By *ranny-Crumpet  Woman  over a year ago

Merseyside

Quick reminder to those galloping ahead.....

Stay at the back ........ loonies.

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By *carletStars  Woman  over a year ago

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"Quick reminder to those galloping ahead.....

Stay at the back ........ loonies."

I'm coming up the rear

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By *Ryan-  Man  over a year ago

Oxford ish

I'm gonna slap my wad on Granny

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By *easeAndTemptation!  Woman  over a year ago

Neverland


"I'm gonna slap my wad on Granny"

Never heard it called a wad before

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By *ranny-Crumpet  Woman  over a year ago

Merseyside


"I'm gonna slap my wad on Granny

Never heard it called a wad before "

His is a WadWad ...... apparently

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By *uperramfan  Man  over a year ago

Cloud Cuckoo Land


"Quick reminder to those galloping ahead.....

Stay at the back ........ loonies.

I'm coming up the rear"

Thought I felt something

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By *ranny-Crumpet  Woman  over a year ago

Merseyside

Me again

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By *easeAndTemptation!  Woman  over a year ago

Neverland

Pulls back a couple of lengths

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By *aoist74  Man  over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

Good job im not over competitive ,ill just slip in one length x

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By *uperramfan  Man  over a year ago

Cloud Cuckoo Land

Gone off course and stops at ashby de la zouch for a few biscuits

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By *ohnsoda0204  Man  over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though (near leeds)

Remember, those who are riding theres no whips allowed on the final length,,

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By *ranny-Crumpet  Woman  over a year ago

Merseyside


"Remember, those who are riding theres no whips allowed on the final length,, "

Have you ever done it Donkey Style ?

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By *carletStars  Woman  over a year ago

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"Quick reminder to those galloping ahead.....

Stay at the back ........ loonies.

I'm coming up the rear

Thought I felt something "

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By *ranny-Crumpet  Woman  over a year ago

Merseyside

Vrooooooooooooooooooooom !

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By *ranny-Crumpet  Woman  over a year ago

Merseyside

neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnn !

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By *easeAndTemptation!  Woman  over a year ago

Neverland

Trit trot Trit trot Trit trot

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By *carletStars  Woman  over a year ago

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"Trit trot Trit trot Trit trot"

You got the shits?

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By *icketysplits  Woman  over a year ago

Neck Nibble, London

I've only got little legs.

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By *easeAndTemptation!  Woman  over a year ago

Neverland


"Trit trot Trit trot Trit trot

You got the shits? "

Yes.. I've douched

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By *ranny-Crumpet  Woman  over a year ago

Merseyside


"I've only got little legs."

you can clip clop then .....

Boing Boing Boing .........

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By *icketysplits  Woman  over a year ago

Neck Nibble, London

Running as fast as I can. Will this count for the avatar challenge?

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By *ranny-Crumpet  Woman  over a year ago

Merseyside

Oh yes...... every effort counts

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By *entlemanBen  Man  over a year ago

on the sofa looking out to sea

Can I come first?

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By *ranny-Crumpet  Woman  over a year ago

Merseyside


"Can I come first? "

Rumour has it that's often the case.

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By *icketysplits  Woman  over a year ago

Neck Nibble, London

How much further?

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By *heTiG  Man  over a year ago

Notts

I thought 175 was the highest a thread could go before it was closed?

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By *icketysplits  Woman  over a year ago

Neck Nibble, London


"I thought 175 was the highest a thread could go before it was closed?"

Some folk like to extend the limit.

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By *ranny-Crumpet  Woman  over a year ago

Merseyside

It's just last on the thread. It might go the whole course but then someone might just start n .....who knows - Ninja Poof

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By *thwalescpl  Couple (MF)  over a year ago

brecon


"It's just last on the thread. It might go the whole course but then someone might just start n .....who knows - Ninja Poof"

Gay Samurai?

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By *icketysplits  Woman  over a year ago

Neck Nibble, London


"It's just last on the thread. It might go the whole course but then someone might just start n .....who knows - Ninja Poof

Gay Samurai? "

I might have been at school with her.

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By *ranny-Crumpet  Woman  over a year ago

Merseyside


"It's just last on the thread. It might go the whole course but then someone might just start n .....who knows - Ninja Poof

Gay Samurai? "

Don't know about Gay but he was pretty happy

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By *uperramfan  Man  over a year ago

Cloud Cuckoo Land


"I've only got little legs.

you can clip clop then .....

Boing Boing Boing ........."

Is Zebedee technically allowed to compete

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By *ranny-Crumpet  Woman  over a year ago

Merseyside


"I've only got little legs.

you can clip clop then .....

Boing Boing Boing .........

Is Zebedee technically allowed to compete "

It sounds like Zebedee but it's Houdini on a bad day.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Doesn't matter what you do - you'll always get gazumped by Ryan!

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By *Ryan-  Man  over a year ago

Oxford ish


"Doesn't matter what you do - you'll always get gazumped by Ryan! "

I wouldn't have dreamed of it until you dangled the carrot lol

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By *icketysplits  Woman  over a year ago

Neck Nibble, London


"Doesn't matter what you do - you'll always get gazumped by Ryan!

I wouldn't have dreamed of it until you dangled the carrot lol"

There's a challenge. I'm not sure my little legs can keep up though.

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By *easeAndTemptation!  Woman  over a year ago

Neverland


"Doesn't matter what you do - you'll always get gazumped by Ryan!

I wouldn't have dreamed of it until you dangled the carrot lol"

Blimey imagine if it would have been a burger

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By *carletStars  Woman  over a year ago

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Is this thread still open?

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By *ranny-Crumpet  Woman  over a year ago

Merseyside


"Doesn't matter what you do - you'll always get gazumped by Ryan!

I wouldn't have dreamed of it until you dangled the carrot lol

Blimey imagine if it would have been a burger "

Carrot dangling is not allowed. We are having continental weekend and it's Zucchini all the way

Yeeee haaaaaaaaa burro !

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By *ranny-Crumpet  Woman  over a year ago

Merseyside


"Is this thread still open?"

No! What makes you think that ?

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By *thwalescpl  Couple (MF)  over a year ago

brecon

Yippy-kai-yay mother-hubbard!

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By *icketysplits  Woman  over a year ago

Neck Nibble, London

I've got a Space Hopper for the next leg.

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By *ranny-Crumpet  Woman  over a year ago

Merseyside


"Yippy-kai-yay mother-hubbard!

"

Rollin Rollin Rollin ... Keep those dawgies movin...

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By *ranny-Crumpet  Woman  over a year ago

Merseyside


"I've got a Space Hopper for the next leg."

Not more legs ?

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By *easeAndTemptation!  Woman  over a year ago

Neverland


"I've got a Space Hopper for the next leg."

ooh space hopper . Such fun them things

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've got a Space Hopper for the next leg."

Spacehopper be buggered!!

I'm breaking out my old chopper!!!

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By *ranny-Crumpet  Woman  over a year ago

Merseyside


"I've got a Space Hopper for the next leg.

Spacehopper be buggered!!

I'm breaking out my old chopper!!! "

It does look wrinkly ...

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By *icketysplits  Woman  over a year ago

Neck Nibble, London


"I've got a Space Hopper for the next leg.

Spacehopper be buggered!!

I'm breaking out my old chopper!!! "

It can only be as old as you are.

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By *carletStars  Woman  over a year ago

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"Is this thread still open?

No! What makes you think that ?"

Cos I haven't had a mail yet to say I won

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By *carletStars  Woman  over a year ago

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"I've got a Space Hopper for the next leg.

Spacehopper be buggered!!

I'm breaking out my old chopper!!! "

You've been buggered by a spacehopper?

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By *Ryan-  Man  over a year ago

Oxford ish


"I've got a Space Hopper for the next leg.

Spacehopper be buggered!!

I'm breaking out my old chopper!!!

It can only be as old as you are."

I dunno. I reckon his chopper was born a couple of hours before the rest of him finally appeared

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By *icketysplits  Woman  over a year ago

Neck Nibble, London


"Is this thread still open?

No! What makes you think that ?

Cos I haven't had a mail yet to say I won"

You'll never get a male to say you have won.

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By *carletStars  Woman  over a year ago

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"Is this thread still open?

No! What makes you think that ?

Cos I haven't had a mail yet to say I won

You'll never get a male to say you have won.

"

I have one of what

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've got a Space Hopper for the next leg.

Spacehopper be buggered!!

I'm breaking out my old chopper!!!

It can only be as old as you are."

Ah - not true! It was a hand me down from my elder brother and was second hand when he was given it!

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By *icketysplits  Woman  over a year ago

Neck Nibble, London


"I've got a Space Hopper for the next leg.

Spacehopper be buggered!!

I'm breaking out my old chopper!!!

It can only be as old as you are.

Ah - not true! It was a hand me down from my elder brother and was second hand when he was given it! "

That's a really old chopper.

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By *icketysplits  Woman  over a year ago

Neck Nibble, London


"Is this thread still open?

No! What makes you think that ?

Cos I haven't had a mail yet to say I won

You'll never get a male to say you have won.

I have one of what"

Lots of them will get stuck on the two.

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By *igerella  Couple (MF)  over a year ago

East Midlands


"I've got a Space Hopper for the next leg.

Spacehopper be buggered!!

I'm breaking out my old chopper!!!

It can only be as old as you are.

Ah - not true! It was a hand me down from my elder brother and was second hand when he was given it! "

hmmmmmm, third hand............is that the same as a third leg!?

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By *uperramfan  Man  over a year ago

Cloud Cuckoo Land

In a game of cricket, you can have a third man, a square leg, long leg, backward short leg, leg gully and a leg slip, but never a third leg

*courtesy of the useless information department*

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By *icketysplits  Woman  over a year ago

Neck Nibble, London


"In a game of cricket, you can have a third man, a square leg, long leg, backward short leg, leg gully and a leg slip, but never a third leg

*courtesy of the useless information department*"

Isn't there something about a silly leg or something too?

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By *carletStars  Woman  over a year ago

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"Is this thread still open?

No! What makes you think that ?

Cos I haven't had a mail yet to say I won

You'll never get a male to say you have won.

I have one of what

Lots of them will get stuck on the two."

Ahhh I three

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By *uperramfan  Man  over a year ago

Cloud Cuckoo Land

Silly mid on or silly mid off positions do exist, but no silly leg unfortunately

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By *icketysplits  Woman  over a year ago

Neck Nibble, London


"Silly mid on or silly mid off positions do exist, but no silly leg unfortunately "

But there is a fine leg - or is that just what I think when I fancy a cricketer?

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By *uperramfan  Man  over a year ago

Cloud Cuckoo Land


"But there is a fine leg - or is that just what I think when I fancy a cricketer?"

I think a deep fine leg might be more more up your street

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By *he only Minxie Minx  Woman  over a year ago

Brighton

Dont u need a square to play it on and not a street?

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By *uperramfan  Man  over a year ago

Cloud Cuckoo Land


"Dont u need a square to play it on and not a street? "

You're batting on a sticky wicket young lady

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By *carletStars  Woman  over a year ago

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I'm the last

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

AND it's an amazing scene here in the final furlongs of the fabby dabby doo doo race

WHAT an amazing final SPURT coming from ENDANGERED SPECIES!

They think it's all over.......but it ISN'T YET.

Can the old guy come thro????

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"AND it's an amazing scene here in the final furlongs of the fabby dabby doo doo race

WHAT an amazing final SPURT coming from ENDANGERED SPECIES!

They think it's all over.......but it ISN'T YET.

Can the old guy come thro???? "

And here he COMES now - can he PULL it off? Can he even get someone to pull it off for him???

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By *ndykay  Man  over a year ago

Falkirk

Neeeeeeooooooooooooowwwwwwwwww

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By *ranny-Crumpet  Woman  over a year ago

Merseyside

Chug Chug ......

I'm away for a few hours..... No sneaking up !!

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By *ranny-Crumpet  Woman  over a year ago

Merseyside


"I'm the last "

It's not over till it's 175 and maybe 1 or 2 more or until the ........

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By *entlemanBen  Man  over a year ago

on the sofa looking out to sea


"Can I come first?

Rumour has it that's often the case."

No sweats... Im a repeater Grandmamma

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By *ralminxx  Woman  over a year ago

by the seaside


"Chug Chug ......

I'm away for a few hours..... No sneaking up !!"

Quick nows our chance folks

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By *ranny-Crumpet  Woman  over a year ago

Merseyside


"Can I come first?

Rumour has it that's often the case.

No sweats... Im a repeater Grandmamma "

There's always Bi-sodol. Won't help your prejaculation tho

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By *ranny-Crumpet  Woman  over a year ago

Merseyside


"Chug Chug ......

I'm away for a few hours..... No sneaking up !!

Quick nows our chance folks"

oi.... I got sidetracked.

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By *entlemanBen  Man  over a year ago

on the sofa looking out to sea


"Can I come first?

Rumour has it that's often the case.

No sweats... Im a repeater Grandmamma

There's always Bi-sodol. Won't help your prejaculation tho "

I can stuff Rennies down me Japs eye.... should stop the dam bursting

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By *he only Minxie Minx  Woman  over a year ago

Brighton


"I'm the last

It's not over till it's 175 and maybe 1 or 2 more or until the ........ "

Sorry granny - fat lady wont be singing she's hoarse

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By *he only Minxie Minx  Woman  over a year ago

Brighton


"Dont u need a square to play it on and not a street?

You're batting on a sticky wicket young lady "

I try ...... Oh how i try

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By *ranny-Crumpet  Woman  over a year ago

Merseyside


"I'm the last

It's not over till it's 175 and maybe 1 or 2 more or until the ........

Sorry granny - fat lady wont be singing she's hoarse "

Oh oh ......... she said the F word......!

Right im off for sausage n beans or porridge can't make my mind up. Would have been egg on toast but even Jesus can't make toast without bread.

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By *asterh  Man  over a year ago

hereford

Just over halfway, this is when the stamina starts to kick in

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By *icketysplits  Woman  over a year ago

Neck Nibble, London

Quick, Granny is off on a brekkie binge. My knees are creaking but still in the race.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm the last

It's not over till it's 175 and maybe 1 or 2 more or until the ........ "

What?

Are you suggesting people have the ability to sneakily dive on a thread after it's hit 175?

Surely not!!!

*See you at 180!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is there a form to fill in etc?

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By *icketysplits  Woman  over a year ago

Neck Nibble, London


"Is there a form to fill in etc? "

You've just filled it in. You might need to jog around a bit to warm up.

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By *icketysplits  Woman  over a year ago

Neck Nibble, London


"I'm the last

It's not over till it's 175 and maybe 1 or 2 more or until the ........

What?

Are you suggesting people have the ability to sneakily dive on a thread after it's hit 175?

I thought the record was 182?

Surely not!!!

*See you at 180! "

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By *uperramfan  Man  over a year ago

Cloud Cuckoo Land


"I'm the last

It's not over till it's 175 and maybe 1 or 2 more or until the ........ "

*practises les dawson impression and tunes vocal chords*

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By *ranny-Crumpet  Woman  over a year ago

Merseyside


"Is there a form to fill in etc? "

No ..We are not beura...boorow... b e a u r a.... Mad on paper work.

Get hanging back ....

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By *easeAndTemptation!  Woman  over a year ago

Neverland

Ooh were passed the 100 mark

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By *carletStars  Woman  over a year ago

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"I'm the last

It's not over till it's 175 and maybe 1 or 2 more or until the ........

Sorry granny - fat lady wont be singing she's hoarse

Oh oh ......... she said the F word......!

Right im off for sausage n beans or porridge can't make my mind up. Would have been egg on toast but even Jesus can't make toast without bread.

"

What did you have? I had crunchy nut cornflakes.

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By *uperramfan  Man  over a year ago

Cloud Cuckoo Land

Ya ain't crunchin' my nuts with ya steel heels thank you very much madam

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By *abio  Man  over a year ago

Newcastle/Gateshead...

this is going to be one of these slow burner threads..... lol

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By *icketysplits  Woman  over a year ago

Neck Nibble, London

I've had a big lunch. I'm not sure I can go on.

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By *ranny-Crumpet  Woman  over a year ago

Merseyside

OMG ...... I'm sweatin' on 63 numbers !

Back off! No talking.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

*Cough!

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By *ranny-Crumpet  Woman  over a year ago

Merseyside

Ooooooooooo Is that an Aston Martin I hear humming in the background ?

Ah ...... just another test drive.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

AND here he comes again crawling along - 'the tortoise' of the race ENDANGERED SPECIES - ambling towards the finish line in fine style!

N not a Zimmer frame or nana scooter to assist him along! AMAZING

(someone get gas n air on standby PLSE

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ooooooooooo Is that an Aston Martin I hear humming in the background ?

Ah ...... just another test drive."

Humming?

Surely you mean purring Granny?

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By *ranny-Crumpet  Woman  over a year ago

Merseyside

Granny pushes E.S to the front n slips in behind.......

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By *ranny-Crumpet  Woman  over a year ago

Merseyside


"Ooooooooooo Is that an Aston Martin I hear humming in the background ?

Ah ...... just another test drive.

Humming?

Surely you mean purring Granny? "

Mmmmmm no...... I stuck a nana in the exhaust.

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By *ranny-Crumpet  Woman  over a year ago

Merseyside

narnar

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By *carletStars  Woman  over a year ago

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"Ooooooooooo Is that an Aston Martin I hear humming in the background ?

Ah ...... just another test drive.

Humming?

Surely you mean purring Granny?

Mmmmmm no...... I stuck a nana in the exhaust."

One of your buddies from the W.I.?

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By *ranny-Crumpet  Woman  over a year ago

Merseyside

Noooooo not Lemon Curd Lil or Dorothy Damson ....... a BA nana

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"AND here he comes again crawling along - 'the tortoise' of the race ENDANGERED SPECIES - ambling towards the finish line in fine style!

N not a Zimmer frame or nana scooter to assist him along! AMAZING

(someone get gas n air on standby PLSE "

I think me gammy leg gonna be playing up soon if the race is much longer!!!

'nurse slug me a fortifying chocolate asap '

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By *asterh  Man  over a year ago

hereford


"Noooooo not Lemon Curd Lil or Dorothy Damson ....... a BA nana "

Isn't that one of the A team?

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By *icketysplits  Woman  over a year ago

Neck Nibble, London

I did some yoga and I'm ready for a final sprint.

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By *ranny-Crumpet  Woman  over a year ago

Merseyside

We are def on the final leg ...

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By *ranny-Crumpet  Woman  over a year ago

Merseyside


"Noooooo not Lemon Curd Lil or Dorothy Damson ....... a BA nana

Isn't that one of the A team?"

Baracas !

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By *carletStars  Woman  over a year ago

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"I did some yoga and I'm ready for a final sprint."

Bendy!!! I'm jealous

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I did some yoga and I'm ready for a final sprint."

I thought you'd fallen over Lickety!!

I was gonna give St Johns Ambulance a shout to come and stick you in one of those shiny sheets!!

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By *asterh  Man  over a year ago

hereford


"Noooooo not Lemon Curd Lil or Dorothy Damson ....... a BA nana

Isn't that one of the A team?

Baracas !"

I was only asking

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By *icketysplits  Woman  over a year ago

Neck Nibble, London


"I did some yoga and I'm ready for a final sprint.

I thought you'd fallen over Lickety!!

I was gonna give St Johns Ambulance a shout to come and stick you in one of those shiny sheets!! "

You're not the only one. When I fall it tends to be forward and onto my face.

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By *entlemanBen  Man  over a year ago

on the sofa looking out to sea

Ok. I've won. Close this thread now

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By *icketysplits  Woman  over a year ago

Neck Nibble, London


"Ok. I've won. Close this thread now "

Nope, still trundling along. I had a brief stop for some cocklate but I'm holding a steady pace.

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By *carletStars  Woman  over a year ago

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"Ok. I've won. Close this thread now "

Too late, I won aaaages ago.

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By *lovingman  Man  over a year ago

gravesend

i think im the last on thread quite a lot

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By *ranny-Crumpet  Woman  over a year ago

Merseyside

shuffle .....

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By *e nicer  Woman  over a year ago

Costa del Medway

evenin all

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By *unky monkey  Man  over a year ago

in the night garden

Bump.

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By *icketysplits  Woman  over a year ago

Neck Nibble, London

Bumping along.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Catching up

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By *igerella  Couple (MF)  over a year ago

East Midlands

outsider bump!

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By *easeAndTemptation!  Woman  over a year ago

Neverland

Casually strolls passed as nobody is around

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By *exyspecs and superman  Couple (MF)  over a year ago

Hampshire/glasgow.

Whistles at tease, hey over here.

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By *Ryan-  Man  over a year ago

Oxford ish

What's occurring in here?

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By *exyspecs and superman  Couple (MF)  over a year ago

Hampshire/glasgow.


"What's occurring in here?"

Nothing!

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By *icketysplits  Woman  over a year ago

Neck Nibble, London

Taking a stroll at lunchtime - is it ok to eat as I take part in the race?

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By *Ryan-  Man  over a year ago

Oxford ish

Don't let it slow you down, the finish line is in sight

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By *Ryan-  Man  over a year ago

Oxford ish

Did Granny fall at one of the jumps? I'm not sure if she will make it in time.

I blew my full load on her too

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By *icketysplits  Woman  over a year ago

Neck Nibble, London


"Don't let it slow you down, the finish line is in sight"

At this rate I might still win if I return when I need a choccy break later this afternoon.

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By *easeAndTemptation!  Woman  over a year ago

Neverland


"Did Granny fall at one of the jumps? I'm not sure if she will make it in time.

I blew my full load on her too"

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By *Ryan-  Man  over a year ago

Oxford ish


"Did Granny fall at one of the jumps? I'm not sure if she will make it in time.

I blew my full load on her too

"

She was 5-1

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By *carletStars  Woman  over a year ago

.

Are we there yet?

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By *unky monkey  Man  over a year ago

in the night garden

No not yet but I am in the lead.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No not yet but I am in the lead."

No I am!

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By *unky monkey  Man  over a year ago

in the night garden

I disagree

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Latecommer here.

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By *Ryan-  Man  over a year ago

Oxford ish

19 posts to go. I feel a 2nd wind coming on

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By *unky monkey  Man  over a year ago

in the night garden

I am confident of a victory.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is that time already?

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By *icketysplits  Woman  over a year ago

Neck Nibble, London

Everybody shuffling?

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By *unky monkey  Man  over a year ago

in the night garden


"Everybody shuffling?"

LMFAO?

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By *icketysplits  Woman  over a year ago

Neck Nibble, London


"Everybody shuffling?

LMFAO?"

What do you think?

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By *unky monkey  Man  over a year ago

in the night garden


"Everybody shuffling?

LMFAO?

What do you think?"

More of a giggle.

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By *icketysplits  Woman  over a year ago

Neck Nibble, London


"Everybody shuffling?

LMFAO?

What do you think?

More of a giggle."

Giggle while we walk? If we carry on like this we could cross the line together.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Are you two having a little competition?

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By *unky monkey  Man  over a year ago

in the night garden


"Everybody shuffling?

LMFAO?

What do you think?

More of a giggle.

Giggle while we walk? If we carry on like this we could cross the line together."

Challenge accepted.

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By *icketysplits  Woman  over a year ago

Neck Nibble, London


"Everybody shuffling?

LMFAO?

What do you think?

More of a giggle.

Giggle while we walk? If we carry on like this we could cross the line together.

Challenge accepted."

It might require your time travel skills to achieve this.

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By *icketysplits  Woman  over a year ago

Neck Nibble, London


"Are you two having a little competition? "

Just giggling and wiggling.

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By *unky monkey  Man  over a year ago

in the night garden


"Are you two having a little competition? "

No we are a team.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are you two having a little competition?

No we are a team. "

Is Ryan the competition then?

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By *unky monkey  Man  over a year ago

in the night garden


"Everybody shuffling?

LMFAO?

What do you think?

More of a giggle.

Giggle while we walk? If we carry on like this we could cross the line together.

Challenge accepted.

It might require your time travel skills to achieve this."

I have the old girl fired up and ready to rip relativity a new arse hole.

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By *icketysplits  Woman  over a year ago

Neck Nibble, London


"Are you two having a little competition?

No we are a team.

Is Ryan the competition then? "

He's a sneaky deaky that sits in the background waiting for the thread to tick to 177 before posting.

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By *icketysplits  Woman  over a year ago

Neck Nibble, London


"Everybody shuffling?

LMFAO?

What do you think?

More of a giggle.

Giggle while we walk? If we carry on like this we could cross the line together.

Challenge accepted.

It might require your time travel skills to achieve this.

I have the old girl fired up and ready to rip relativity a new arse hole. "

I does wuv u. Hand in hand across time and space and into the winners enclosure.

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By *unky monkey  Man  over a year ago

in the night garden


"Are you two having a little competition?

No we are a team.

Is Ryan the competition then?

He's a sneaky deaky that sits in the background waiting for the thread to tick to 177 before posting."

You know he is sitting there brooding right this second.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are you two having a little competition?

No we are a team.

Is Ryan the competition then?

He's a sneaky deaky that sits in the background waiting for the thread to tick to 177 before posting."

Yes and I bet his fingers are paused and ready right now!

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By *unky monkey  Man  over a year ago

in the night garden

Did I win?

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By *icketysplits  Woman  over a year ago

Neck Nibble, London

Time and space....

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By *unky monkey  Man  over a year ago

in the night garden

Time dilation engaged.

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By *icketysplits  Woman  over a year ago

Neck Nibble, London

Yay! We're there. [Unless Ryan Dear suddenly appears.]

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By *unky monkey  Man  over a year ago

in the night garden

I'm running out of glitter.

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By *unky monkey  Man  over a year ago

in the night garden

I think we might have done it my sweet. x

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By *unky monkey  Man  over a year ago

in the night garden

Ah bollocks.

I think my time machine might have broken this thread, I appear to be stuck in it.

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By *icketysplits  Woman  over a year ago

Neck Nibble, London

Save yourself... get out of here.

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By *unky monkey  Man  over a year ago

in the night garden

I'm stuck.

Got any gold glitter? That usually does the trick.

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By *icketysplits  Woman  over a year ago

Neck Nibble, London

Gold eyeshadow only. I'm disintegrating fast. Work is pulling me back into its evil grip.

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By *unky monkey  Man  over a year ago

in the night garden

I shouldn't have meddled with the laws of physics like this.

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By *unky monkey  Man  over a year ago

in the night garden

Have I won?

I need to shut down the time machine it's getting a bit hot.

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By *unky monkey  Man  over a year ago

in the night garden

Tease and Temptation I bet you didn't think I really had a time machine did you?

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By *unky monkey  Man  over a year ago

in the night garden

Oh shush brightonsteve, just because you can't dilate time there's no need to be bitter.

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By *unky monkey  Man  over a year ago

in the night garden

LOL steve.

Time to shut close my dilation envelope. I have ran out of glitter and need my tea.

Night night!

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By *londeCaz  Woman  over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Just got home, am I too late to win the championship???

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By *b430  Man  over a year ago

Arbroath


"Just got home, am I too late to win the championship??? "

You could be!

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By *londeCaz  Woman  over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Just got home, am I too late to win the championship???

You could be!"

Bugger!

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By *entlemanBen  Man  over a year ago

on the sofa looking out to sea

Is this ever going to end?

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By *entlemanBen  Man  over a year ago

on the sofa looking out to sea

should we change this to the first to 200?

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By *entlemanBen  Man  over a year ago

on the sofa looking out to sea

or 250?

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By *londeCaz  Woman  over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Right, off to bed now, catch you tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bwahahahaha!!

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