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By *antasiesforu  Man 35 weeks ago

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With a FB last night , and for a laugh we measured. How far my cum went . I managed 62cm . I bet there are some " sharp shooters" out there that can beat that !!!! LOL

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago

yes, by a long way

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By *rimehertsguy  Man 35 weeks ago

hertfordshire

I very long way

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By *antasiesforu  Man 35 weeks ago

Reading


"yes, by a long way "

How far then ??

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By *urbylad  Man 35 weeks ago

swansea


"With a FB last night , and for a laugh we measured. How far my cum went . I managed 62cm . I bet there are some " sharp shooters" out there that can beat that !!!! LOL "

Can you tell me what that is using imperial measurement please

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago

This is hilarious. It literally is a 'pissing contest' (well almost).

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By *unPete  Man 35 weeks ago

Near Bristol

As a 16 yo I once hit Mademoiselle Menteur's back from the 3rd row desks in French class. So that's about 10 ft (sorry 3.048 meters).

My aim was good back then, used to practise alot, usually by shooting baby starlings in flight! I know ... I wasn't a nice lad then, a cum load is worse than an oil spill at sea

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By *antasiesforu  Man 35 weeks ago

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"As a 16 yo I once hit Mademoiselle Menteur's back from the 3rd row desks in French class. So that's about 10 ft (sorry 3.048 meters).

My aim was good back then, used to practise alot, usually by shooting baby starlings in flight! I know ... I wasn't a nice lad then, a cum load is worse than an oil spill at sea

"

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By *bi haive  Man 35 weeks ago

Here, There & Everywhere, SW


"With a FB last night , and for a laugh we measured. How far my cum went . I managed 62cm . I bet there are some " sharp shooters" out there that can beat that !!!! LOL "

62cm? Easy!!!!

If you were stood up that's probably just the distance from your cock to the floor!

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By *uulmonk  Man 35 weeks ago

Liphook

this has got to be in the next olympics.

Ladies too, furthest squirt ??

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By *antasiesforu  Man 35 weeks ago

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"This is hilarious. It literally is a 'pissing contest' (well almost)."

Sorry , but I think this is a deadly serious issue . Every guy needs to know his range . when she says cum on my tits and you hit her in the eye and she has to wear Sunglasses for a week it's no joke. ;

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By *antasiesforu  Man 35 weeks ago

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"With a FB last night , and for a laugh we measured. How far my cum went . I managed 62cm . I bet there are some " sharp shooters" out there that can beat that !!!! LOL

62cm? Easy!!!!

If you were stood up that's probably just the distance from your cock to the floor! "

Ah , clearly an inexperienced athlete here . Surely you should know it is the horizontal trajectory that is measured and not the absolute cum travelling distance .

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By *bi haive  Man 35 weeks ago

Here, There & Everywhere, SW


"With a FB last night , and for a laugh we measured. How far my cum went . I managed 62cm . I bet there are some " sharp shooters" out there that can beat that !!!! LOL

62cm? Easy!!!!

If you were stood up that's probably just the distance from your cock to the floor!

Ah , clearly an inexperienced athlete here . Surely you should know it is the horizontal trajectory that is measured and not the absolute cum travelling distance . "

If someone i'd met seriously wanted to grab a tape measure and measure the distance of a cumshot - chances are we wouldn't be meeting again!

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By *antasiesforu  Man 35 weeks ago

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"With a FB last night , and for a laugh we measured. How far my cum went . I managed 62cm . I bet there are some " sharp shooters" out there that can beat that !!!! LOL

62cm? Easy!!!!

If you were stood up that's probably just the distance from your cock to the floor!

Ah , clearly an inexperienced athlete here . Surely you should know it is the horizontal trajectory that is measured and not the absolute cum travelling distance .

If someone i'd met seriously wanted to grab a tape measure and measure the distance of a cumshot - chances are we wouldn't be meeting again! "

Ah I see you've had the operation now

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago

According to my cleaner my cum reaches the mirror, on the ceiling, over my bed

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By *bi haive  Man 35 weeks ago

Here, There & Everywhere, SW


"With a FB last night , and for a laugh we measured. How far my cum went . I managed 62cm . I bet there are some " sharp shooters" out there that can beat that !!!! LOL

62cm? Easy!!!!

If you were stood up that's probably just the distance from your cock to the floor!

Ah , clearly an inexperienced athlete here . Surely you should know it is the horizontal trajectory that is measured and not the absolute cum travelling distance .

If someone i'd met seriously wanted to grab a tape measure and measure the distance of a cumshot - chances are we wouldn't be meeting again!

Ah I see you've had the operation now "

?

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago


"With a FB last night , and for a laugh we measured. How far my cum went . I managed 62cm . I bet there are some " sharp shooters" out there that can beat that !!!! LOL

62cm? Easy!!!!

If you were stood up that's probably just the distance from your cock to the floor!

Ah , clearly an inexperienced athlete here . Surely you should know it is the horizontal trajectory that is measured and not the absolute cum travelling distance . "

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By *antasiesforu  Man 35 weeks ago

Reading


"With a FB last night , and for a laugh we measured. How far my cum went . I managed 62cm . I bet there are some " sharp shooters" out there that can beat that !!!! LOL

62cm? Easy!!!!

If you were stood up that's probably just the distance from your cock to the floor!

Ah , clearly an inexperienced athlete here . Surely you should know it is the horizontal trajectory that is measured and not the absolute cum travelling distance .

If someone i'd met seriously wanted to grab a tape measure and measure the distance of a cumshot - chances are we wouldn't be meeting again!

Ah I see you've had the operation now

?"

The " sense of humour bypass op " of course

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By *bi haive  Man 35 weeks ago

Here, There & Everywhere, SW


"With a FB last night , and for a laugh we measured. How far my cum went . I managed 62cm . I bet there are some " sharp shooters" out there that can beat that !!!! LOL

62cm? Easy!!!!

If you were stood up that's probably just the distance from your cock to the floor!

Ah , clearly an inexperienced athlete here . Surely you should know it is the horizontal trajectory that is measured and not the absolute cum travelling distance .

If someone i'd met seriously wanted to grab a tape measure and measure the distance of a cumshot - chances are we wouldn't be meeting again!

Ah I see you've had the operation now

?

The " sense of humour bypass op " of course "

Ah! Yes - that one!

Sorry - but anything involving tape measures is a wee bit too 'teenager' for me!

Have fun though!

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago


"With a FB last night , and for a laugh we measured. How far my cum went . I managed 62cm . I bet there are some " sharp shooters" out there that can beat that !!!! LOL

62cm? Easy!!!!

If you were stood up that's probably just the distance from your cock to the floor!

Ah , clearly an inexperienced athlete here . Surely you should know it is the horizontal trajectory that is measured and not the absolute cum travelling distance .

If someone i'd met seriously wanted to grab a tape measure and measure the distance of a cumshot - chances are we wouldn't be meeting again!

Ah I see you've had the operation now

?

The " sense of humour bypass op " of course "

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By *antasiesforu  Man 35 weeks ago

Reading


"With a FB last night , and for a laugh we measured. How far my cum went . I managed 62cm . I bet there are some " sharp shooters" out there that can beat that !!!! LOL

62cm? Easy!!!!

If you were stood up that's probably just the distance from your cock to the floor!

Ah , clearly an inexperienced athlete here . Surely you should know it is the horizontal trajectory that is measured and not the absolute cum travelling distance .

If someone i'd met seriously wanted to grab a tape measure and measure the distance of a cumshot - chances are we wouldn't be meeting again!

Ah I see you've had the operation now

?

The " sense of humour bypass op " of course

Ah! Yes - that one!

Sorry - but anything involving tape measures is a wee bit too 'teenager' for me!

Have fun though! "

Sorry Father ! You in Banking ?

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By *riendly foe  Woman 35 weeks ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"

If someone i'd met seriously wanted to grab a tape measure and measure the distance of a cumshot - chances are we wouldn't be meeting again! "

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By *antasiesforu  Man 35 weeks ago

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"

If someone i'd met seriously wanted to grab a tape measure and measure the distance of a cumshot - chances are we wouldn't be meeting again!

"

How about if they took a picture of there cock next to a can of Red Bull or perhaps drew a face on there cock

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By *riendly foe  Woman 35 weeks ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"

How about if they took a picture of there cock next to a can of Red Bull or perhaps drew a face on there cock "

If the face was made of chocolate and cream....Id lick it off..

If the pic of the cock/red bull can stated "Doing it wrong" I would LOL...

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By *antasiesforu  Man 35 weeks ago

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"

How about if they took a picture of there cock next to a can of Red Bull or perhaps drew a face on there cock

If the face was made of chocolate and cream....Id lick it off..

If the pic of the cock/red bull can stated "Doing it wrong" I would LOL...

"

Or perhaps put a load of kids glow in the dark bracelets over there erect dick and took a pic ? Would you see them again ?

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By *riendly foe  Woman 35 weeks ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"

Or perhaps put a load of kids glow in the dark bracelets over there erect dick and took a pic ? Would you see them again ? "

You going to comment on all his pics??

None of which involve a tape measure!!

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By *antasiesforu  Man 35 weeks ago

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"

Or perhaps put a load of kids glow in the dark bracelets over there erect dick and took a pic ? Would you see them again ?

You going to comment on all his pics??

None of which involve a tape measure!!

"

Sorry I will stop it now.

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By *thwalescpl  Couple (MF) 35 weeks ago

brecon


"With a FB last night , and for a laugh we measured. How far my cum went . I managed 62cm . I bet there are some " sharp shooters" out there that can beat that !!!! LOL

Can you tell me what that is using imperial measurement please "

Just short of 25 inches

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By *urbylad  Man 35 weeks ago

swansea


"With a FB last night , and for a laugh we measured. How far my cum went . I managed 62cm . I bet there are some " sharp shooters" out there that can beat that !!!! LOL

Can you tell me what that is using imperial measurement please

Just short of 25 inches "

So like 2 foot!!!! Impressed could use him to keep the cats of my lawn

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By *urbylad  Man 35 weeks ago

swansea


"With a FB last night , and for a laugh we measured. How far my cum went . I managed 62cm . I bet there are some " sharp shooters" out there that can beat that !!!! LOL

62cm? Easy!!!!

If you were stood up that's probably just the distance from your cock to the floor!

Ah , clearly an inexperienced athlete here . Surely you should know it is the horizontal trajectory that is measured and not the absolute cum travelling distance .

If someone i'd met seriously wanted to grab a tape measure and measure the distance of a cumshot - chances are we wouldn't be meeting again!

Ah I see you've had the operation now

?

The " sense of humour bypass op " of course

Ah! Yes - that one!

Sorry - but anything involving tape measures is a wee bit too 'teenager' for me!

Have fun though! "

Why are tape measures "teenager" don't we all use them at some time ?

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By *urbylad  Man 35 weeks ago

swansea


"

Or perhaps put a load of kids glow in the dark bracelets over there erect dick and took a pic ? Would you see them again ?

You going to comment on all his pics??

None of which involve a tape measure!!

Sorry I will stop it now. "

Think you'v upset his chum there mate

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By *am123  Man 35 weeks ago

essex chelmsford

me me me me me my record........

2cm

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By *etective HottieBottie  Woman 35 weeks ago

Kent


"With a FB last night , and for a laugh we measured. How far my cum went . I managed 62cm . I bet there are some " sharp shooters" out there that can beat that !!!! LOL

62cm? Easy!!!!

If you were stood up that's probably just the distance from your cock to the floor!

Ah , clearly an inexperienced athlete here . Surely you should know it is the horizontal trajectory that is measured and not the absolute cum travelling distance .

If someone i'd met seriously wanted to grab a tape measure and measure the distance of a cumshot - chances are we wouldn't be meeting again! "

Ill unpack the tape measure from my overnight bag then

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By *am123  Man 35 weeks ago

essex chelmsford

last time i tried this had the big build up , done some stretches and star jumps in the corner, put on my head band, pressed play on the rocky theme tune and .,......... phhhhufff just smoke

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago

Ha ha I best get my semi pump action out and try !!!

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago

i have done it across a room and felt like a olympic champion but the best ever was off Chesters suspension bridge,that cum shot flew about 40 foot and hit the water below

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago


"

How about if they took a picture of there cock next to a can of Red Bull or perhaps drew a face on there cock

If the face was made of chocolate and cream....Id lick it off..

If the pic of the cock/red bull can stated "Doing it wrong" I would LOL...

Or perhaps put a load of kids glow in the dark bracelets over there erect dick and took a pic ? Would you see them again ? "

i best take down MY pictures then!!

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By *ookingtocum  Man 34 weeks ago

fife

depends on the mood and how turned on I am, most times I shoot 3-6 inches other times 2 feet

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By *cepunc  Man 34 weeks ago

Tunbridge Wells

mostly a few feet but one memorable wank in my early twenties resulted in my spunk flying a good five to six feet, oh happy days

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By *antasiesforu  Man 34 weeks ago

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"depends on the mood and how turned on I am, most times I shoot 3-6 inches other times 2 feet "

I find if I wank it doesn't go far , but if I've been fucking for a long time , when I cum it really shoots far . Does anyone else find this and know why ?

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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago

I was flat out Wank this morning and my spunk actually hit me on the chin, was so close it didnt go in ny mouth

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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago

4 mtrs..but dont take my word for it (:

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By *ookingtocum  Man 33 weeks ago

fife


"depends on the mood and how turned on I am, most times I shoot 3-6 inches other times 2 feet

I find if I wank it doesn't go far , but if I've been fucking for a long time , when I cum it really shoots far . Does anyone else find this and know why ? "

as said it depends how turned on I am if really turned on and been wanking for a while can shoot a couple of feet and if having a quick shag will not reach past 3 to 4 inches normaly, if having a quick wank will on manage 3 to 4 inches

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By *nglandswings  Man 33 weeks ago

Rugby

As a qualified erotic masseur I've had quite a bit of experience of taking men (and women), to the point of no return... Sometimes it dribbles, sometimes it spurts and several times I've had to re paint the wall behind the head of the massage couch as its been covered!

I vary between short hand grenades to longer range missile strikes depending on my hornyometer and the method of release!

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By *am123  Man 33 weeks ago

essex chelmsford


"last time i tried this had the big build up , done some stretches and star jumps in the corner, put on my head band, pressed play on the rocky theme tune and .,......... phhhhufff just smoke "

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By *eareena  Woman 33 weeks ago

My comfy bed

This thread made my chuckle... boys and their toys

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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago

I'm confident mines goes the furthest, I think there's something wrong with me

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