Hot horny couple

Couple (MF) in Penistone, North East, UK

Looking to hear from good looking bi guys and bi couples.

If your interested in playing with us send us a message and PLEASE include a photo showing your face. Also please, please, please don't use text type, it drives us mad. What the hell does VVWE, NSA, NSSA, NASSA, LOL, PMSL, CPL, VGSOH, BLD, BC, BBC, ITV, CHNL4 all mean? Please write full words, using the above just shows you are lazy.

We are attractive and have a very young outlook and persona, we are comfortable with younger people just as much as people of our own age. We know who Darude are!!!

We would love to own a TV / TS slave, lots to do in our very large house and plenty of treats for the right tart!!!

Would love to have a huge bi party with TV slaves serving the guests.

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If there is any doubt about your looks then please don’t bother sending us boat loads of messages. If you only have a photo of your cock on your profile then you look like the other 2,000 dicks on this and every other swinging site. If only your mother thinks your attractive it’s usually because your not. If you don’t have a photo showing your face on your profile don’t bother writing to us. And finally, why do you think that all couples on here would just fuck you because you have a cock? Try this little test, wait until you have finished your wank and then look through the profiles, if the fantasy has gone out of your tiny little head and you still think your attractive enough to make us remotely interested in you then please send us a legible message. Oh and finally for the second time, just sending messages like “how you doing” “you look nice” “fancy a fuck” will not get into our pants, we need to know that you went to school during the day and not at night to rob it.

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You need to be attractive, you need to look like a girl. An unshaved rugby player with your grans dress on does not transform you into a TV nor make you look like a girl. As an ex professional rugby league player I have seen my fellow players dressed like this on stag do's and I can assure you it was not exciting, I didn’t even get a stiffy!!!

Please note; we are both very bi but can be straight if we like the couple and we are all comfortable.

We are not straightophobic and happy to be in the same room as straight people, so please don’t be worried if body parts touch you will not catch it and your dick will not fall off, honest!!!

No really, its ok to be straight, we used to be ;-)

We look forward to hearing from far less people but quality people!!!

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Last login: 34 minutes ago

Horny

44 years old, Bisexual

5'8" 173cm
Fabulous
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Perv

44 years old, Bisexual

5'10" 178cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women TV/TS
Aged from 18 to 50
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Watersports, Voyeurism, Toys, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Same Room Swapping, Oral, Making Videos, Group Sex, Gangbangs, Fisting, DP, Cuckolding, Blindfolds, Adult Parties,

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allnightlong (46), Man on 25 October 2008 by Meeting in person:
H&P were the first cpl i met several years back just as i was starting out. I don't think i could of asked for a better start meeting up with them. They're wonderful hosts, great company, down to earth and H has one fab body.I thoroughly enjoyed ours meets and i'll look forward to hopefully meeting again soon x Andrew
fitfunfire (41), Man on 4 October 2008 by Meeting in person:
Met horny an perve 4 a drink, very genuine down to earth couple, great company, easy to get on with, and very sexy, look forward to sum fun on the next meet.
ready4fun (28), Couple (MF) on 3 October 2008 by Meeting in person:
Well what can we say?? These two are like a can of \"Hammerite\" they do what it says on the can!!! very horny,fun and lots and lots of games and toys!!!! if you ever get the chance to play please leave 4 days to recover. We can not wait for our next adventure!!!

(pics aren't in neat rows, we're aware and fixing)

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