Questions, questions, questions...

Thought it was probably time for an updated profile. Please read this right to the end before you press the 'send message' button. Don't do the wink thing... it's a copout and if you wanna be my friend just ask before you add me!

I'm not looking for couples at the moment, should that change I'll let you know! And I don't do one offs when you happen to be staying in Edinburgh for the night... save your time and mine.

Right... in no particular order, if you can tick ALL the boxes and are still awake by the time you get to the end then drop me a line...

Are you male?
Are you single?
Are you over 30?
Are you under 45?
Are you tall? (6ft+)
Do you live locally?
Are you Dominant?
Do you have nice teeth?
Can you make me laugh?
Do you practice safe sex?
Do you have a good smile?
Are you capable of honesty?
Are you looking for something regular?
Do you have a cheeky sense of humour?
Do you possess good personal hygiene?
Have you the ability to not use text speak?
Do you have nicely trimmed or smooth bits?
Can you manage not to call me by a pet name?
Have you the ability to write more than one line?
Do you NOT have a cock pic as your profile photo?
Can you manage not to include your phone number or msn in the first message?

It's all about preferences really. I realise I'm fussy, I'm aware that you may think I'm searching for something that's not here and that's okay, these are my choices to make. I'm not asking you to judge me, I'm not asking you to send me abuse, I'm asking you to send me a PM if you think you can tick all the boxes.

So about me... I'm fussy, pervy, anal, quirky, female, brunette, reliable, spontaneous, honest, cheeky, curvy, lucious, single, naughty, pierced, tattooed, creative, bossy, submissive, imaginitive, arty, nutty, funny, mad, bold, loyal, daft, friendly, dirty, emotional, adventurous, experimental, disobedient, sexual, tickley, smiley, interesting, streetwise, wild, bubbly, rude, independent, sensible, crude, fiesty, organised, impulsive, dependable, fair, patient, self-controlled, witty, deep....

Well you know... who's gonna blow my trumpet other than me?! :O)