DIRTYPAIR5, THE FEMALE HALF HERE COME SAY HI XX

2008 SEPTEMBER UPDATE AT BOTTOM OF PROFILE.
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Hi All,
Im Hayley,the female half of Dirtypair5 on here.
Im 39,5ft6in,I have shoulder length blonde hair and blue eyes.
Im a size 16-18 depending on my mood,lol,and my boobs r a 40E and im genuinely bi,the other half says im sexy but hes bias,lol,I like to leave that up to u to decide,lol.

Now Mark is 38,5ft10in, brown hair,blue eyes.
Hes medium build and VERY straight,with a very nice 8 inches of fun pole for ladies ONLY to swing on and damn sexy but I too am bias,lol.

If u have wicked senses of humor and r sexy more importantly on the inside than outside and looking to have some genuine sexy fun then u could be what we r looking for.

NO SHALLOW LOOKS,BODY OR SELF OBCESSED PEOPLE PLEASE !!! U WILL NOT GET ON WITH US !!!!

Looks and race r not important to us.Its ur personality and ability to have fun that is.

For personal meets u must be 25 or above.
We would love to meet couples of all combinations
(m/f with a bi or straight fem)
and bi females.
Not really looking for single males for personal meets,sorry guys.

Its prefered that for personal meets all females r a sexy size 14 and over and curvy where it counts,lol.

We also hold adult parties in Croydon every month which r open to all sexes (unless stated otherwise) and sizes.If this interests u give me a shout.Send an email to..........

Dirty_Hot_Devils@hotmail.com for details.
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NEXT PARTY....TO BE ANNOUNCED.

9PM-3AM.....CROYDON.

COUPLES AND FEMALES.

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We only have 1 rule concerning our parties and that is everyone(male & female)wanting an invite is over 20 years old.

So what r we waiting for ????
Get in touch and lets start having fun...xxx
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2008 SEPTEMBER UPDATE !!!!
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WE R NOW READY FOR PERSONAL PLAY,FINALLY LOL!!!
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IM STILL NOT 100% HAPPY ABOUT FLASHING MY ASSETS ABOUT LOL,BUT 1000% SICK OF MISSING ALL THE FUN,LOL, SO TO HELL WITH I SAY I NEED TO BONK,LOL.

SOOOOOOOOO AS LONG AS U KNOW IM NOT A BODY PREFECT (BUT WHO WOULD BE AFTER 7 KIDS LOL)AND I COME WITH SOME WEAR N TEAR AND R NOT BOTHERED THAT I HAVE SOME FLABBY BITS,LOL,AND UR NOT AFTER A SIZE 10 MODEL,...THEN "LETS GET IN ON" AS MARVIN GAYE WOULD SAY,LOL,..WE HOPE TO BE MEETING SOME OF U REAL SOON FOR SOME EXTRA NAUGHTY,SUPERBLY FUNNY,WILD N SEXY TIMES,LOL.

A WICKED SENSE OF HUMOR AND LIGHT HEARTED ATTITUDE TO ALL THIS A TOTAL MUST !!!!!!!!!!

ITS GOT TO FUN 1ST AND FORMOST,LOVE LAUGHING WHILE HAVING SEXY FUN....AFTER ALL WHO CAN STAY STRAIGHT FACED WITH ALL THOSE NAUGHTY NOISES GOING ON....IF ITS FUN OR GOES WRONG LAUGH UR HEAD OFF I SAY,LOL

SO COME ON WHAT U GOT TO LOSE ???....EXCEPT MAYBE SOME OF UR CLOTHES,HEHEHEHE