Monogamy - about as useful as a 1 legged man at an arse kicking contest...UPDATE

Woman in East Fife, Scotland, UK

Ok - for starters, isn't life a puzzle?

Funny how I thought - come on this site, get in, get laid and get out! Never expecting to meet good friends and great people. I'm completely addicted and want more, more, more. It's like a sweetie shop in here and I've had my mind blown on a few occasions...keep it coming.

Life is for loving, laughing and eating. There is so mch out there to make you laugh (sometimes admittedly I'm laughing at people rather than with them....I'm not proud of it lol). Go ahead and laugh...it's good for the soul.

"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder"
"Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand"
"I'm gonna live forever, or die trying"
"Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me"

Have been on the site for a few months now, though far from a 'hardened' swinger, but know what I want and don't. Read on...

I am bi, and would be delighted to meet couples with a bi fem. Not at all into wives who are terrified and clearly in it to please their men, no no no. Bi-curious is good, but make sure you are - if I see a wince, I'll not be pleased lol. If you want someone to practice on before you decide, I'm not your gal.

Single blokes are a no no for me, unless I get in touch with you. Again for your info:

xxxxxxxxx NO SINGLE BLOKES PLEASE xxxxxxxxx

I like the chat and forming friendships but
Ladies, if you leave it to your men to find the 'little extra', make sure they're being nice when they make the approach...please!!!

I'm a curvy girl (though not double decker proportioned), with the typically british big t&a build. I take very good care of myself, I dress well and am well educated. I'll leave a great taste in your mouth, the focus is on fun, and expect the same from you - no drama!

Those who know me would tell you I'm a great laugh and when you meet me I hope you'll agree. I'm fun, chatty and discreet. And finally, safe sex is a must for me.

I hope you've seen enough to get you interested. I would prefer to meet first and get a feel for the 'chemistry', then take it from there.

PS - If we haven't chatted, or emailed, don't expect me to accept your friends request...

Love Freya xxx

Date joined: May 02, 2008
Last login: 2 hours ago

Username:
FreyaFife

Freya

34 years old, Bisexual

5'3" 160cm
Curvy body
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF), Couples (FF), Women
Aged from 25 to 45
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Blindfolds, Cybersex, Dogging, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Oral, Phone Sex, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, SM, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Webcams

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Naughty (33) & Bombay Boi (25), Couple (MF) on May 16, 2008 by meeting in person:
met this gorgeous fem for a drink. so down to earth and such a sweetie. had a gud laff. didnt know when time passed away. wanted to stay longer and talk more, but obviously had to go. but hey, gonna meet very very soon with ur green stuff lol diny forget that. was lovely meeting u sweetie. wish to meet u very very very very soon. lots n lots of love ash n vinit xxx
sioux (39), Woman on May 24, 2008 by meeting in person:
met freya at the killie lunch yest an what a gal funni sexi an very friendly , freya hunni yer wan sexi babes an i luvs ye tae bits hunni keep oan swingin ye be missed if ye dont babes , so if u have the chance guys an gals take it or u neva no what u missin . take care babes xxxxxxxxxxx sioux xxxxxxxxxxx
M (37) & T (39), Couple (MF) on May 27, 2008 by meeting in person:
It is an absolute plessure to verifie freya you are one hot georgeous lady and a fab person with it :-) we only had a short time together but boy it was amazing hunni am still tingling lol mmmmmmmmm till next time take care hunni,luv ya xxxxxxxxx trac xxxxxxxxx
G (42) & L (44), Couple (MF) on Jun 19, 2008 by webcam:
We had a wonderful evening on cam with Freya,she is funny as fook,quick witted and loads of fun.The wine was a wee problem admittedly but now we have chatted and written our requests it surely cant be long till this lovely sexy lady sucumbs....well we can only hope lol. Thanks for a great fun evening hope to see you soon xxx GandL
G (42) & L (44), Couple (MF) on Jul 03, 2008 by meeting in person:
Met this sexy sassy and very witty lady for lunch and we clicked immediately. She even bought a drink now that's what we call a perfect bird lol. Can't wait to see soooo much more of her and enjoy a fun filled 3some.
stephen (43), Man on Jul 04, 2008 by meeting in person:
what can i say- lovely lady in every department- funny,sparky,cheeky,very pretty and the body to match- oh and alovely car as well... had a great evening in freyas company- so looking forward to round 2... see you real soon....steve xxxxxxxxx
Fun1 (32) & Fun2 (37), Couple (MF) on Jul 06, 2008 by meeting in person:
WOW, what an amazing afternoon we had with Freya. This girl is intelligent, classy, has a brilliant sense of humour, and very, very sexy to boot. She made our fantasy become reality and certainly knows how to pleasure a man and a woman (so get that bi curious off your profile lol!!!) Can't wait until the next time. If you are lucky enough to be invited to meet Freya, grab it with both hands ;-)
MR H (33) & MRS H (37), Couple (MF) on Jul 14, 2008 by meeting in person:
met freya for a coffee...what a lovely lass!! very bubbly and chatty person..enjoyed her company..nothing false about freya she is one genuine lass..look forward to meeting her again..see you at the social!! tc xxxxx
funtimegirl x x (36), Woman on Jul 20, 2008 by meeting in person:
Met Freya at social recently and she is DYNAMITE....Totally stunning, very quick witted, sharp and classy! I WANT I WANT I WANT!!!!Please yummmm xxxx
sue (36) & Andy (40), Couple (MF) on Aug 19, 2008 by meeting in person:
Andy and I met Freya for a drink and have to say she is a lovely lovely person. She is easy to talk to and we had a good giggle as well. Best not to play Catchphrase tunes so loud next time tho lol. Looking forward to seeing you again soon we hope take care sue and andy xxxxx
zoe (31) & jax (31), Couple (MF) on Aug 24, 2008 by meeting in person:
well what can i say we say bout freya, other than she should come with WARNING!!! sign she is HOT HOT HOT..... we had such a good laugh with her, she is the complete package, sexy, funny, wity, and from what we can gather very horny lol she has all the curve's in the right place, that i cant wait to get my hands on.... till nxt time babes.... love jax n zoe xXx
Sid (37), Man on Sep 19, 2008 by meeting in person:
Well where do i start!!!Freya is a gd friend o mine met her a few times and she is HOT!!! I ad to crawl home after words,Ud get lost in those bad boys!!!lol x
L (41) & R (47), Couple (MF) on Sep 28, 2008 by meeting in person:
I kissed this girl and i loved it lol and i want more WOW Freya what a sexy gorgeous horny girl now you gotta finish what you started lol..L&R
M (37) & T (39), Couple (MF) on Sep 28, 2008 by meeting in person:
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!! About sums it up xxxx Luv u to bits hun and OMFG was it worth the wait for the 3 of us to finally get together - let not wait so long till next time xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Garry (44), Man on Sep 29, 2008 by meeting in person:
miss freya is stunning, her soul shines thro her beautiful eyes...... I had a fab time in your company..... and Pam too xx, just want to oragnaise the next time soon, we should rent the apartment again, and have outrown wee edin social lol xxxxxxx yu are a sexy sexy sexy sexy lady and I so want more than cuddles and SOON xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
sara (46), Woman on Sep 29, 2008 by meeting in person:
Freya.... Pure and utter magic is the only way I can discribe you!!!, you lovely kind person you xx . I was totally blown away by the company and surroundings I found myself in over the weekend and it was your efforts that bought us all together. I know I am going to meet you again and again both here and in my homeland so no good byes for us Freya ya babe...My love to our non swinging Pal, she was braw xxxxxxxxxxxxxx my love to you Freya xxxxxxxxxx