Kaynie Single Bi-fem

"update" Sorry but I am NOT interested in newbies to the scene, they are driving me crazy, no idea of protocol, won't take no for an answer, most admit to being too scared to meet for real, and no manners whatsoever, I know it sounds harsh but I just don't have time for all the same old questions from people who can't be bothered reading site advice pages or forums. so it's if not very experienced please DONT contact me ie validated profile, swing club membership etc.

I ALWAYS try to answer all mails but because I am polite does not automatically mean I want to continue e-mail tennis with lots of one liners, meet or have sex with you. I DO NOT respond to WINKS and ONLY add people to my FRIENDS list that I have met in person!

I use the chatroom occasionally but can normally be found in the FORUMS on the site.
At home in Solihull weekends but at Manc Met uni during the week

Recently single, feisty bi female, aged 5ft nothing, size 8, 34c, long black or red hair depending on which bottle i use. Had lazer hair removal 2 years ago so it never ever grows and never will again.

I am basically here to chat to friends and make new ones, I do not pre-arrange meets prefering to meet people at the clubs I go to (Chameleons and Utopia)where I can "see what is on the menu" <> and prefer single males not couples or single females though I have played with them before and may again when I meet them at the clubs where I can see who is who since a few couples and single females seem to have an alternative agenda when arranging meets.

Been swinging for 6 years as a couple, experienced but not hardened which I see as being willing to play anytime with anyone without regard to compatibility.

With my ex, we ran a guest house for 3 years catering for people visiting local swing clubs, then we ran a swingers hotel in Switzerland for 2 years so I have made many good friends in the lifestyle, I also worked at Chameleons for a while.

Strong willed, know what I want and do not like being told what I want I make my own mind up in life.

NOT interested in people in relationships who are cheating on partners, male or female, your choice to do it my choice not to be part of it.

NOT interested in one line mails, you get only one chance to impress in this life use it wisely, I like people with personalities and you cannot see a personality in a one line mail or one line profile.

NOT interested in people who do not have pictures on thier profile, or who only have body part pics I know what body parts look like, clothed pics are fine faces blotted out are fine but I like to see body shape. Married people hide by not having pictures in swing site profiles or by hiding them in private galleries.

NOT interested in non-smokers, occasional smokers, weed smokers, I smoke and would feel uncomfortable kissing or smoking in the presence of non smokers

NOT interested in Camming, Cyber sex, Phone sex or Pic swapping.

Do seek slim, respectful men at the clubs I go to, (will only meet inside local clubs for safety reasons, Chameleons being the one I can normally get to and let's be honest I like to see what's on the menu on the night


CANNOT accommodate as I live with parents.

Yes it's a lot of rules but I prefer to be upfront and honest now rather than lead you on or waste your time. If we are compatible I will do my best to make sure you have as much fun as I do socially and sexually. I know how to use the best sex organ we have, I use my brain ...winks...

When I do find compatible partners I like to play with no inhibitions and no regrets.

I only add people to my friends list who I have met personally if we have met and you want me to add you just mail me first Winks are fine but I find them a little pointless they seem to say "hi like you but not enough to take the time to write so I just ignore them, a mail tells so much more.

p.s. prefer older men not too tall (under 5ft 8ins cos I am only 5ft)and not really into w/e or muscular types. though I don't rule them out either just FUN people with nice personalities. Shaved/trimmed sorry no bears, not had kids and petit framed so thanks but no thanks to all you very well endowed men. For me personality is everything.

If your going to mail me please enter the word banana boat to the message so that I can see that you have read my profile and therefore at least have a little respect and interest in me.