Couple of deviants looking for serious meetings! x

Would you like to play ?....

HELLO!....What can we say..........
We are a hot looking professional couple, very sexy, who want to meet up with girls and couples who SERIOUSLY want to meet up!! lol
We are really dissappointed with all the folks who string you along then cry off!!!
No offence guys but get on a penpal site if thats you!! LOL
Nothing much more to say! .......get in touch with us and you will find that we are a safe, clean, discreet, intelligent couple (naughty but nice!).
Please only get in touch if you are like minded, we don`t want to waste yours or our own time. .......We are not pushy just honest. We would like to get to know you?!!...NOW he he.
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UPDATE......
How can i put this pleasantly without offence??........hmmmmmmm
Well....lately we have been on a few `wild goose chases` (and some pretty wild geese at that!!)
Got pretty jaded and fed up being let down.....would`nt go so far as to say that they were ALL time wasters , some , just `misguided` and a bit bewildered, but... it gets quite irritating to say the least!!
SOOOOOOOO, PLEASE be SURE that you:
1. ARE REALLY READY and WANT to play when you say you do.
2. Have dealt with your `NERVES` a long time before we meet.
3. PLEASE read our profile...we really WANT to see your faces!!!???(even if you came second in the local guerning contest...) How can we determine if we want to run naked around the lawn with you if all we can see is pics of your `nether regions`!?? he he.
WE ALL have those!!...(???)

4. Guys...our MSN list is looking like a guest list for a royal wedding. LOL
Although that`s not a problem in itself we do ask that if you DO invite us to yours or accept an invite to ours, then PLEASE don`t ignore us when we try to say hello!
If we have put you on MSN its because we want to take it further!!...we don`t just collect addresses ha ha
We don`t do it just to appease you!......we want to shake you down!! lol
Ok....hope that`s weeded some of the chaff out! lol (You never know though....but i`m quietly optimistic)
Please don`t contact us if you can`t comply, sorry to sound like Robocop, ( you have more than 20 seconds he he) but there are plenty of old folks in nursing homes who are dying to chat endlessly ( my grandma used to like a little chat about contraception and the odd bit of cock, with me when i was 17, she was , shall we say `unusual` for her 90 years!!).......so , take some chocs and the readers digest and make someones day!.....(if you belong to the other catagory) he he .
Oh and guys? Please have the decency to drop us a line before you invite us to be friends to see our pics....as far as i know we are not yet hanging in the local butchers shop on a hook! (i can just hear the lesser mortals now, saying, `eh???`) You guys know what i`m saying though don`t you! (smile)
(Thanks for reading, if you got to the end without meltdown, then BY GOLLY you must be our kind of folks!! LOL)
Soooooo, WHY YOU STILL HERE???? Start writing the message!! lol.....................
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READ YOU SOON!