Couple looking for Bi female. (oh - what a shocker!)

Must have own teeth and hair (unless shaven bald!).

Greetings and salutations!

We are a fun couple (no we are, both fun and a couple - honest!) seeking a lady for the both of us to lick, kiss, tease and explore.

We are not really looking for one night stands but a friendship.... that involves shagging! (This does not mean that we want to spend months sending endless emails etc before meeting, but rather there must be a spark and hopefully any meetings will not be on offs!)

Sg is a larger framed man (Ok he's fat, but don't tell anyone), but that just means he tries harder! He loves to please a woman with his tongue, whether it's from making her laugh or licking her to the heights of passion. Also a pretty damn fine cook - so fringe benefits there then!
Sb has fantastic tits. This means she doesn't have to try at all! She enjoys both being with another women and watching other women with Sg - as long as she gets to join in later.

We have had some threesome experiances before and are keen to repeat!

No single blokes or couples looking to swap please.

We both like our ladies shaved and eager! No real body preferance, but you must be able to laugh at yourself and all the silly things in the world, including (but not limited to!!) sex, religion, life, death, politics, political correctness etc etc.

We are happy to cam with the right person, as long as you have a cam too of course, once we have chatted for a bit.

So if this appeals enough for you to think "it could be me" (like the lottery advert, but with better sex!) give us a shout.

SG and SB
xxx

UPDATE

We should have noted before, that most of the initial contact will be with SG as SB prefers the doing to the chatting, despite the fact that she is the one that insists on really getting to know you first. I swear, she just does it to vex me!

If you are not comfortable with this then sorry, your loss. SB does read all your messages and will chat and cam, is avalible to verify via a phone and certainly join in the fun, but only when she is good and ready. This does not mean she is being forced in to playing, it just means she does not enjoy sending emails and mucking around online!(thats right, all the joy of timewasters is given to me. I am a lucky, lucky man!!)

But stick with us. We are well worth it. Probably the most fun you can have with three people, a bottle of baby oil, some vibrating toys and other various objects can be found right here for those brave enough to look!

xxx