Foolish pleasures

Mad as a hatter but will tell you more when I've had a think or two ;0)

Ok I've had a think and here's what I've come up with...you ready...got your loins girded...here we go......

...Whip me, spank me, treat me mean and show me things I've never seen. Sit there and dazzle me with your sharp wit, wrestle me to the ground in a mud filled pit, bite and pinch me till it huts and make me sniff the armpits of your unwashed shirts. Lets act out every scene from 9 and a Half Weeks and you can give my nipples short sharp tweaks. Treat me dirty, get me laid and I'll give you service dressed as a maid. Put on your marrigolds and tickle my feet and I'll make your mascara run with my body heat. We'll do it in a wheelbarrow in the garden shed and you can tip a bag of dog mix on my head. Use your 3 day old pants on me as a gag and spank my bottom with your Cosmo mag. I'll sit on your back and shout "MUSH!!! MUSH!!!" while you tickle me all over with a toilet brush....does that sound like a plan to you??

let me introduce myself, I'm Stu, 36, can hold a conversation, fairly new to this, like meeting new people just as much if not more than fucking like there's no tomorrow (I lie so badly)like having a laugh and generally would describe myself as ...eurgh...nice...such a horrible word lol

Have a penchant for no holes barred down and dirty passionate and fun fucking, a smoking fetish but don't tell any one lol as it's embarrassing seeing as I'm so sporty and a health Naziand don't even smoke myself, I think my fetish for killer heels is much more acceptable lol! I'm bi and like a good hot and hard cock just as much as I love pussy but I do know when to keep my hands to myself too lol.