A Sexy Couple Who Really Do Swing

NO SINGLE MALES

Lots of people talk a good game - we are the real deal.

Very sexually adventurous good looking (so we are told) Sheffield couple. We will try anything at least once(and sometimes twice) to see if we like it! Male is 6 ft mixed race and straight(ish) cos will try anything. Female is 5 ft 7ins, 36F boobs and bi but this is not essential (she loves a good man too). We are both shaved and prefer the same. A forest of hair down below just doesn't do it for us (neatly trimmed is OK).

We have been on the scene for about 2 years now and we both enjoy the lifestyle.

Unlike a lot of people on here we are actually looking to MEET couples and bi or straight females but NOT single males. We can travel or accommodate

You don't have to be supermodels but there does have to be an attraction for both of us. Race, boob or penis size is not an issue for us. We are just a normal couple and expect to meet the same. You can also carry a couple of extra pounds but if you would describe yourselves as being a BBW/BBM then you are probably not what we are looking for - sorry.

We are a couple and play as a couple. We don't play alone so don't even ask.

We are looking to meet long term swinging friends and not just notches on the bedpost.

We are not marriage guidance counsellors so if you have relationship issues then please give us a miss. We are very much in love and do this because we enjoy sexy fun. We don't do drama. You need to be fairly confident although we still get nervous when meeting a new couple for the first time. You also need to have a good sense of humour.

Hopefully you will enjoy a drink or two - we do! We don't mind meeting considerate smokers.

We have had enough of the time wasters and we can generally weed them out early. Here are some of the excuses we have had:

The dog died today and the wife is devastated.

(3 weeks later) Its the 3rd week anniversary since our dog died and the wife is emotionally distraught.

We can't meet tonight because we had forgotten it was parent's evening at school.

The wife has suddenly been called into work.

It's 5 weeks since the dog died and the wife is not up to talking - I will shag you though!

The wife has had to go and look after her sick mother/dog and won't be back for 6 months but we are genuine!!!

We can't talk on the phone because we have kids around! (this was at 2 am after they had just watched us do a show in the chat room).

We are not idiots and you won't get away with those excuses. If you have been on here for more than 6 months and are not verified we will ignore you, however, for genuine couples (and single fems) - read on.

We respect everyones boundaries but we have decided that soft swop is not for us - if we fancy you we want to shag you lol. We insist on early female to female telephone contact, unless you have good feedback and Jane will call you if you provide a number. Saying my wife is away or is shy doesn't wash! If she is too shy to talk on the phone then she is unlikely to brave enough to take her clothes off in the bedroom so we are not the couple for you

We want to meet people - whilst we are happy to chat msn we don't want to do it for months before arranging a meet so if that is your thing contact someone else. We only play at weekends - we don't do daytime meets and we can rarely meet at very short notice but once we do arrange a meet we always turn up!

Don't send winks send us a message instead. We will reply to all messages written in English and not text speak. We are not teenagers and we don't understand it. We may say no thanks but we will be polite about it and we expect the same in return. We know we won't be everyone's cup of tea but if we have taken the trouble to contact you then a reply would be appreciated - we won't be offended if you say no.

We respect the fact that some people prefer not to put face pics on their profile but you must be prepared to send face pics of both of you or be to cam on msn before we will arrange a meet. We don't do blind dates and profiles without any pictures of any sort on their profile tell us nothing - we don't understand how profiles without pictures ever expect to arrange a meeting so we will just ignore those.

We won't add people to our friends list unless you send us a message first. At least give us the impression you are interested in us and not just in perving our private pictures lol.

Be realistic. We live in Sheffield and whilst we don't mind travelling for the right couple, if you live at the opposite end of the UK it just isn't going to happen - unless you have a private jet lol!

At the risk of repeating ourselves. WE ARE NOT looking for single males so single guys don't waste your time e-mailing, winking or asking to be added to our friends list the answer will aways be NO. It will just annoy us and you definitely have no chance of changing our minds. We do somtimes look for single males but please allow us to contact you.

ONE MORE TIME NO SINGLE MALES - how much clearer can we be!!

Couples and single fems (bi or not) - if you have got to the end of this profile and like what you see mail us - you definitely won't be disappointed. We always reply to genuine verified couples.