Welcome to Swingers Adventure! You are Paul and TJ, a 29 year old 'professional couple' (as in, you have office jobs, not like you're a couple for a living) who live near Leeds. Your task in this game is to try and find a nice similar couple to have a few laughs with and maybe a little fun. Your journey will be long and arduous, filled with obstacles and dissapointment, and most likely you'll end up not bothering.You are in a club, could be any, they all look alike. You are sitting shyly in the corner of the bar area, contemplating a move to the playrooms - the door to the playrooms is to your North.What do you want to do now GO NORTHYou enter a maze of twisty corridors that run between rooms. The carpet is sticky and the walls appear to be sweating. It is not a nice place to be. There are playrooms to your North and East. A couple are here, not making conversation but silently winking. repeatedly. Like a mute Anne Robinson. It is, admittedly, an improvement over the non-mute Anne Robinson, but still no substitute for a couple actually able to converse.DROP HINTyou try to drop a subtle hint that you would prefer conversation to a wink, even if it's just a one-liner. The couple continue anywayTAKE HINTYou hope they do...What do you want to do nowGO NORTHYou are confronted with the sight of a 'more mature' couple on a bed. They see you and move towards you, skin rustling like dead leaves. \"We're 60 years young\", He says. \"We've got a young outlook\", she adds. They explain that they like you, and they have grandkids about your age...You politely decline and move towards the door as He mumbles something about egg powder.You are back in the corridor. A herd of single men are wandering down the corridor looking for a couple who have decided that what they need to spice up their relationship is a fat, pasty middle-aged man with a beard joining in. They look at you expectantlyWhat do you want to do now SAY No!You bellow 'No!' in your finest Brian Blessed voice, which is fitting considering how hairy some of these guys are. They move on after relaising you're not interested in single males.What do you want to do nowGO EASTYou enter another playroom, and have finally found a nice couple. They are fun, easy to get along with, and still reading this nonsense. You encourage them to click 'send a message', and await the next thrilling installment.....
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Last login: 4 days ago
Paul
28 years old, Straight
6'1"
185cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings
Teej
29 years old, Bi-curious
5'4"
163cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings
Looking For
Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF)
Women
Aged from 21 to 40
Will meet smokers
Meeting
Can
accommodate
Can
travel
Interests
Swingers Clubs,
Spanking,
Soft Swing,
Same Room Swapping,
Safe Sex,
Role Play,
Phone Sex,
Oral,
Making Videos,
Group Sex,
Gangbangs,
Blindfolds,
Adult Parties,
Voyeurism,
Toys,
Threesomes,
Taking Photos,
