Calling all Hedonists.

Couple (MF) in Derby & Northampton., East Midlands, UK

Happy new year !

Serious update thingy before the warm & friendly bit :

Experience teaches us so much so this year we are looking for smokers only as we love to relax & feeling like a leper in your smoke free home doesn't exactly help does it ?

We find "the phonecall" so important so if we are chatting on the phone & all laughing & flirting then we are definitely going to want to meet up but if the conversation is dull & no connection is felt then let's not waste each others time.

"Dos" & "don'ts" aren't sexy , laughter is.

Still here ? Then please keep reading :).

The warm & friendly bit :

Howdy & thanks for taking a peak.

Would you like to meet a laid back, friendly, secure couple who enjoy relaxing with candles burning , soft lighting & just the right tunes ?

We are long term lovers who enjoy meeting similar secure couples to share, explore & enjoy.

This is all about fun & a sense of humour is essential ( believe us ).

We don't mind if you enjoy relaxing with a long cigarette and/or a glass of the fizzy stuff but our preference is always going to be for fellow smokers.

We don't judge but love to explore & like to make friends who we could get to know on a regular basis.

We are nice people really, give us a nudge & say "Hi".

If you send us mail & see we have read it but not replied, please be patient. We like to answer messages , together, on the couch with a large glass of wine at just the right time.

We love humour ( who doesn't ? ) & enjoy reading warm, friendly emails .

When we send you a message, we will put some effort into it so you can gauge if we are the right people for you.

We hope we are.

Winks : we might have a look now & again but mail always gets priority.

Single guys & girls: Sorry, but it's couples all the way here.

We are very tactile & sensual & love to kiss.

We are more interested in personality than looks but obviously would want to find you attractive ( & you us ).

We can't emphasise enough that we love a situation where everyone "clicks". We enjoy the spark that humour & an open mind provides.

We love the flirting & build up before meeting.

If that doesn't interest you, please pass us by.

*Update : We have recently discovered that Fab profiles & forum posts can be found on a Google search even though you have ticked the privacy box on the site.

We have made our photos private to avoid any possible embarassment to family & friends.

Please ask us to add you to our friends list if you wish to have a look-see.

Our pics aren't necessarily the most flattering but hopefully give a true likeness, we wouldn't like potential new friends not to recognise us when we meet :).

Photos last updated on the 5th of January 09.

For some reason Karen, mad but not certified, has a "thing" for Brummies, she loves their humour & laid back attitude.

Have fun & stay safe,

Karen & Ian xx

We keep seeing this, so here goes :

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It is recommended that other members post a similar notice as well

*This profile will soon be available in hardback from most good book stores. Sexy couples can have their copies personally signed over breakfast ;)*.

Joined: 4 months ago
Last login: 9 hours ago

Ian

47 years old, Straight

5'10" 178cm
Slim
Smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Karen

46 years old, Bisexual

5'6" 168cm
Average
Smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF)
Aged from 35 to 57
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Group Sex, Oral, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Swingers Clubs, Toys,

Verified Genuine Profile

tomnlynne (49), Couple (MF) on 17 November 2008 by Meeting in person:
we couldnt have asked for more pleasent and extremely sexy house guests who were great fun great company and made the night and following morning a sexy time for all.and kept us laughing inbetween the fun too looking forward to another night with you as soon as we are all free again.xxxxxxxtom n lynne
meashy (37), Couple (MF) on 16 November 2008 by Meeting in person:
this couple well they make you feel amazingly relaxed ians voice alone just does it for me so u can imagine the rest has for karen she has great tits and a very bubbly lady who leave you wanting more. Both fun, fit and fantastics just has they say, next meet can,t come soon enough x
xxnicecouplexx (38), Couple (MF) on 15 November 2008 by Meeting in person:
Wot a great couple (with gsoh), we had an exellent evening, they made us feel welcome and so relaxed,deffenatly meet again, thanks for great time, xx