Older married guy

“HELLO, THANKS FOR LOOKING AT MY PROFILE”. I may be Grummps by name but I’m definitely not Grumpy by nature! Let me say up front that I have no hang ups about Age, race, colour, size or creed Don’t give a fig about politics either :)

What I’m not into is pain either inflicting or receiving so don’t ask me to spank you! I’d probably get the giggles. And if your into dripping hot candle wax on your lovers bum then I am defo not your man. Ouch! What Grummps is seeking is mainly weekday daytime fun with ladies or couples within the Kent area or close by. My work takes me all over East Kent and my boss (me) will usually let me stray for a few hours should I find a welcoming bed to lie on.

IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A “STUD” WITH A MASSIVE MEMBER THAT WILL PROMISE TO GO ALL NIGHT!!!! THEN STOP READING NOW!!!! ALSO IF, TO YOU, “MARRIED” MEANS “LEPER” THEN I AM WASTING YOUR TIME, FOR YES, MARRIED I AM.

STILL WITH ME? OH GOOD! !

I’m just your average guy, getting a little older but refusing to grow into the old man syndrome. I love the ladies too much! . Average equipment and average ability when it comes to the ultimate but there is so much more fun to be had with each other before and after the dirty deed. I agree that raw, passionate sex can be great but I always feel more complete after a long, slow, lazy session. The wham, bam, thank you maam of my youth was never really satisfying. There is more to Oral than lick lick, flick flick and for that reason I practice holding my breath. Sorry, no, I can’t breathe through my ears! It just seems like I can… :)

I SHOULD SAY HERE THAT I AM IN NO WAY THE PUSHY TYPE. QUITE THE REVERSE, BEING SHY BY NATURE. I ALSO RESPECT OTHER PEOPLES BOUNDERIES AND LIMITS. IT GOES TOO WITHOUT SAYING THAT DISCRETION IS GUARANTEED.

So there it is, that’s old ‘Grummps’. A 64yr old, straight, married guy. Looking to have some daytime sexual fun in the Kent area with like minded ladies or couples. If you like what you have read then please get in touch and lets talk. . . . . . . . . .

My email address is bri.s.smith@gmail.com
Or text me on my daytime mobile No. 07845 594 533.

I look forward to hearing from you and WILL answer every message. Who knows we may soon be enjoying each other. Thanks again for taking the time to read this.

Stay lucky,

Love Grummps x x x

PS. There are no pictures of me on this profile for two sound reasons.
One, I don't have the technology or skills.
and Two, there is too much horror on the internet already.
The young could stumble upon them.
I happy to send a mug shot to your email though, just ask. g. x