Fab Swingers

just looking to see what is there

Woman in Nottingham, East Midlands, UK

Hi, thanks for reading.

Just looking for a little "extra" spice

Men without pics are unlikely to get me running over.

Men who don't bother reading profiles before sending the message "want to meet & have sex" or less polite versions ditto

men old enough to be my dad ditto

men young enough to be my son ditto

men with 100 friends listed that claim to be "new to this" ditto Doesn't make me feel special guys so don't try & pretend I am. I hate bull poo. You'll go at anything on their back won't u?

Try & remember who you have mailed. copy & pasting the same message to me every single day is not likely to work.

couples where "the male has permission to play alone" need to get real. You think we believe that?

men who pretend to be women have little chance. Even if u tuck ur wanger up ur bum on cam nuzzler I can still tell what sex ur. Lol.

I have a private gallery & if u ask to become my friend when you have NEVER EVEN SPOKEN to me it's quite obvious what you are after. GET REAL. Ok I may just block people that send friend invites on the off chance.

Looks like few read the profiles. If you want a reply off me, put "cheese" as ur message title otherwise I'll just delete as you are obviously lazy.

That said

***had a first "meat" & wow. What a great guy, pushed all the right buttons & the end went on for ages & was soooo intense. Takes babe. More please?? ****

I think he was the exception, he was polite & took the time to get to know me rather than try the more direct approach most of u seem to favour.

Bi cherry taken! Amazin ty babe x

Date joined: Jun 05, 2008
Last login: 3 days ago

Username:
helensmelons

Helen

36 years old, Bi-curious

5'4" 163cm
Curvy body
Smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF), Men, Women
Aged from 23 to 30
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Safe Sex, Webcams

There is one photo in the Private Gallery.