When you’ve perved the pics and video clips (where available) if you like what you’ve seen, please come back and read the words.
We always try to treat people with the same level of honesty and respect that we hope for in return. We hope you’re able to accept that.
A general rule of ours that is no longer always stuck to, is that we ONLY play with people we have previously met via one of the site Munches/Socials. All first meets will be on the assumption that we’re meeting to see if the necessary spark, chemistry and physical attraction, for all concerned, is there. But we are now looking to meet new people.
We are dambuster (dammie) and HornyLittleBlonde (HLB) You can find us under those usernames on some sites. We were both around for a good while as swingles, before coupling up about three years ago. That leaves us with a very good idea of what it’s like to be labelled “Single bloke” and “Single Bi-fem” Please don’t look at us as a couple looking to “add something” to our relationship. Look at us as two people that enjoy – together - recreational sex with happy, confident people that know the difference between confidence and arrogance, and between “bollox n banter” and sarcastic piss-taking. We like to play with singles and couples and like to have friends who we can enjoy and evening with – as well as the sex.
Smokers, but considerate of others, we couldn’t be described as teetotal, but don’t get smashed on play days. Nor do we like to play with people too drunk.
We can, but rarely play at home until we’ve met, and played, at the very least once or twice.
dammie is a truck driver and is away Mon-Fri. He sometimes, with approval, plays alone during his showerstops. Neither of us leaves the other at home to go out shagging, or entertains at home without the other. Now that you’re aware, it would be gross bad manners to ask either of us to step outside that.
Manners, respect, and courtesy are very important to us both.
dammie is straight, but not in any macho bullshit kind of way. Comfortable around bisexuals, but asks that bisexual men don’t ask (or try) for sexual contact. We don’t actively seek out the alleged “elusive single bisexual female” If HLB is attracted to you, personally, and picks up on you being attracted to her, personally, she may well want to play with you, regardless of gender. Your actual, declared, sexuality is pretty much irrelevant. To quote one of our friends . . . “I am bi, and I will want to play with you (HLB) but I’m there for the cock !!” That pretty much sums up HLB too. Neither of us are here to be “performing seals” for one half of another couple. If you are a straight girl, single or one of a two, don’t imagine for one minute that HLB will want, or try, to pounce you. The only frenzy she ever enters is “Cock-frenzy”
If you have the time, or the inclination, try a Google search for “Pansexual”
Single guys
HLB is the most genuine of any Genuine Cock Lover that dammie has ever met. Depending on her mood at any given time, two is the optimum number of cocks she likes to have. BUT . . . . it is very unlikely that she would decide for us to meet you based on messages on an internet site. Sadly, it becomes a numbers game, and we are able to find the second cock amongst people we already know. Don’t let that put you off completely, but please be prepared to allow us the time to see you're not a “any hole’s a goal” merchant, or that you are “tolerating” dammie’s presence and involvement.
Bifems and couples.
If you’re looking to play with “Single Bi Fems” – How about you approach them, not us. Please don’t insult us, AND yourselves, by “settling” for playing with us, then tell dammie he can’t lick and play with two pussies – or provide a long list of rules about what hubby is allowed, or isn’t allowed to do with and to HLB, or her to and with him. In case you’re skip-reading . . . Neither of us is here to be a performing seal.
MSN and messages
It’s usually dammie that sends our “prospecting” messages, but HLB reads them all. And it’s dammie that enjoys tarting and flirting on MSN and the such-like, but at weekends HLB will often read over his shoulder, telling him what she would say, were she logged on. Sort of backseat MSNing – lol.
As a choice, there are no face pics on the internet. We’re not likely to respond, or pursue you, if you don’t have any pictures, or if the pics you have are just of the girlie, or are just cock and gash shots. The pics of ours that include Road Signs were taken during a giggle called “Signpost Challenge” We don’t do dogging. They aren’t at dogging sites.
Oh - the "Friends List" thing . . . . Nor are there any pics (face or otherwise) in our Private Gallery, so the blind Friends Requests we get, without a message, confuse us a little ????
Still reading ?
Good for you – lol.
If there’s nothing in all of that above to puts you off, or you want to know about anything we’ve not covered – feel free to ask, or even just comment.
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HLB
34 years old, Bisexual
5'1"
155cm
Average
Smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings
dambuster
48 years old, Straight
5'10"
178cm
Average
Smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings
Looking For
Couples (MF)
Men
Women
Aged from 28 to 45
Will meet smokers
Meeting
Can
accommodate
Can
travel
Interests
Adult Parties,
Blindfolds,
Oral,
Role Play,
Safe Sex,
Same Room Swapping,
Swingers Clubs,
Taking Photos,
Threesomes,
Toys,
Verified Genuine Profile
Gammi (33), Woman
on 30 August 2008
by Meeting in person:
HLB and Dammie are a wonderful couple, funny, attractive and really fun people xx
