Hi, thanks for having a mooch...

I'm new to this secret, suburban sub-culture and just playing it by ear....

I have recently come out of a long term relationship and looking to catch up on what long term relationships tend to deny people!!

Seriously though, I'm just here to make all kinds of friends and whether it leads anywhere is a bonus....like points on a clubcard lol.

If you want to chat , my msn is - injyun@hotmail.co.uk

ps - I'm on cam in chat a lot and have been asked enough times to justify making the following request:

I do not get my cock, penis, prick, dick, willy, todger, meat, wang, boner or any other cute little term of endearment you've given it - out for any - females, couples, males (straight, gay or bi), pets, plants, money, fame, thrills, spills, pills or even doctors. (Okay...money, fame or pills are a 'maybe'...lol).
So please stop asking (or just don't ask in the first place lol) because:

1) I would just feel stupid doing a Public Wank Information Broadcast and

2) You can be assured that if I'm perving ya, no matter how arousing you may be, you know for sure that I won't be 'pumping the invisible cycle tyre'!!!!!!!!!!

I could write loads more stuff about myself down ('delerious descriptions of dashing derring-do', 'tall tantalising tales of tempting titillation' or even 'frantic fables of feverish fiction'... etc etc....) but it seems like it would be more fun if you just asked what you wanted know!!!!

Anyway...

Have fun, take care and happy hunting - hugs, kisses and firm handshakes accordingly!!!

mani