Busty, Bubbly, Bisexual and Blonde ..... Bonus!

Description:

One very generous, user friendly (not your standard size 12) blonde (it says so on the box), busty, bratty, bubbly, fun, flirtatious, intelligent bisexual female.

Specification:

1 x 38 DD Breasts
1 x Voluptuous curvy Bottom
1 x Well Oiled Shaven Kitty
1 x Well Educated and Intelligent Mind
1 x Friendly and Outgoing Personality
1 x Large dose of Respect, Discretion and Loyalty to Friends
1 x Small well of Patience for Idiots and Timewasters

Length of Lease:

Long Term or Short Term (Subject to Availability)

Cost:

Good nights out, intimate nights in with fun, intelligent, sexy couples/single females and males. Preferably between 25 and 45 years old

User Manual:

This individual responds well to fun, flirtatious behaviour, intelligent conversation, sensuality and intimacy, responds equally well to a firm hand (or finger mmmmmmmmmm)and great sex. When treated with respect this individual will perform exceptionally well, has extremely long battery life, performs equally well for short stints due to lack of time.

Built to last, this individual delivers exceptional oral, enjoys anal and is open to discussions on most apertures. This multi tasking individual is good for great nights out as well as intimate nights in, enjoys socialising and conversation. This individual is experienced in most aspects of intimacy. Loves 'F' as much as 'M', loves threesomes or moresomes but has yet to experience 'MMF' fun.

Contra-Indications:

WARNING: This individual fails to perform when first emails consist of 'Wanna fuck tonight?', 'Wanna cam?'or 'Wanna do phone sex?' or other such one line approaches.

The reasons for this malfunction are:

1. Individual needs to get to know someone either from chatting online or by phone prior to opening parts only a Gynaecologist should see.

2, This individual prefers to fuck for real and has difficulty watching someone pull their widge typing 'oh yeah baby i am cumming' whilst i am reading a book or painting my nails.

3. The phone is an awkward shape and fails to insert properly, this causes extreme discomfort and chafing.

4. This individual does not cybercam, this individual is far too lazy to ensure make up is on, hair is done and kitty is shaved prior to being extremely disappointed in Camer's performance.

If you have read this far I am mightily impressed - however I am not really bossy, I just know what I like and if you think you are it feel free to email me