Dirty Couple made by Carlsberg!!!!

Couple in Rotherham/sheffield, East Midlands, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: over a year ago

Night of debauched fun wanted with two black guys/couple this coming fri or sat yours or hotel.............If you float our boats then you are guarenteed wet and sticky dirty sex, hands, tongues, cocks and pussy's in a heap filled night wanted, cant accomodate ourselves but willing to travel to yours/area then we will stay in a hotel for our own private dirty after party - dont worry he can play s8t and wont launch for your cock, she is totally bi and will launch lol, oh and enjoy kissing, (don't understand the rule of ' you can enter and lick our most intimate parts, but kissing is for us only'), please..................Kissing is a turn on!!

Firstly no face photo's then no likey!!! Although a cock and pussy look lovely to perv at its the face that we look for first, shallow maybe, banging someone that looks like they have been 'dug up' with no teeth and a false eye is a no go! And whats the point of a private gallery if all you have are more cock and pussy (or is it pussey?) shots and no mug shots??

We are by no means super modesl and do have wobbly bits that seem to be heading more south these days but we didn't hit many branches falling from the ugly tree. We are what you see so if you dont like then delete delete delete!

Good humoured, laid back, good looking 40's couple who has a wicked naughty sense of humour and wild side to the pair of us, both can play Bi and prefer the same more fun in a foursome heap where it dosn't matter what you touch lol - though no pain as we are wimps ouch!!! Though he can equally play straight, she wont she's a bi lush ha! Will try most things but if you wee or pooh on us we will wipe it on your curtains and run like hell!

Looking to meet couples and well hung males for a good old randy playtime and proper belly chuckle laughs. Can accomodate occasionly better for us to travel/stop at yours/hotel overnight If your up for a good giggle, night of fun and frolics then drop us a line. Will only reply to ads with photo's just incase you turn out to be me Auntie Gloria and Uncle Harold, now that could be embarrasing especially at family gatherings lol.

Prefer those that havn't got an endless list of conquests - we like the excitement and thrill of a meet not 'just another Friday night' shag fest. Do it too much and the novelty wears thin, not too mention the constant chaffing.

We work hard so play hard, like a drink to get us in the mood and sorry but are smokers. WE DO NOT DO MSN OR WEBCAM, it's tosh!!! Right that's us, honest and fun to be with so what about you? Could you make us smile and chuckle thinking about our meet days later???

kizzy

58 years old, Bisexual

5'8" 173cm
Curvy
Smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

'J'

62 years old, Bi-curious

5'11" 180cm
Average
Smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings