Seeking 'Honest' and 'Genuine' Playmates

WARNING!... I'm not a size 10! (double it and you might be closer to the mark)

If you can't be honest it's probably best you say nothing.

Note: I don't have this profile on display to look for one-off instant 1-2-1 meets with single guys. I tend to sort those out myself as and when I feel like one using Meet Today. So that should save some of you the time of writing a one liner.

The purpose of this profile is to meet guys who would then like to involve other people... you know... swinging!

Oh and to meet couples too ;)

Don't expect a first meet to involve going to a club... unless you are already a member and I meet you there.


I like:
Swinging Clubs
Variety
Swinging Clubs
3somes, 4somes, moresomes (group sex generally)
Making friends and having filthy fun
Swinging Clubs
Relaxed long sessions
Hot steamy grab the sheets whilst screaming out with pleasure sessions
Oh, and did I mention I like Swinging Clubs?

I dislike:
People who think talking means you're after something more than good sex.
Male pandas who skip dinner (come on - think about it)
Travelling too far! (about an hour tops)
People who can't read! (or ignore anything they have read)
People who try and manipulate you into meeting them - “I bet you’re a fake” type comments.


Into: Group fun.

Not Into: Pain, scat, ws and freaky stuff.

Preferences (Guys):
30-40 (if you've already knocked 5+ years off, make that 30-35) lol
Tall (over 5'9'' ... 6'' is a nice height)
Easy on the eye
Able to hold a conversation beyond "Nice tits"
Lovers of larger women <<<< yes you MUST be fat friendly!
Happy to see me enjoying myself with someone else (or may be a few guys).
Happy for me to watch them enjoy someone else (and may be lend a helping hand, tongue, whatever....).

Preferences (Couples):
30-40ish ... It’s more about your personalities than age, but I don’t really go for the young ‘uns.
Bi-Female who loves giving and happy if she doesn't receive
Couples who both want to seduce and play with their guest
I'm not looking for Brad and Ang - just nice people

Looking for:
People with the right attitude.
People with a brain that is at least semi-functional.
People who know how to use a condom.

Not looking for:
Commitment
One off quickies or instant meets (I'll sort those out for myself as and when I feel like one)
Daytime meets (I work)
Morons, freaks, dick-heads or Shrek
Pushy feckers



Time Saving Tips:

#1 - To those of you intending to send me a message along the lines of "Hi, I/we are free tonight, how about it?"
If you can't be arsed to talk for long enough to ask a few questions and ensure we are all happy and want the same type of fun - then don't bother asking me anything at all!
If you think that approach works for you, reading this should save you the time of sending me a message and finding out it won't work with me!

#2 - If I just wanted one-off random sex with one guy at a time (ie a shag), I would have joined a regular adult contact site. So please don't waste my time and yours if that is what you are looking for. I am looking for people who want to experience sex beyond having a 1-2-1 shag and are comfortable doing so.

#3 - I don't meet people who are happy to fuck sperm buckets.

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It is important to have a man who works hard but still finds time to help you out around the house.

It is important to have a man who makes you laugh.

It is important to have a man who is your perfect lover.

It is important to have a man who will indulge you with your fantasies.

It is not important these four men know eachother!