NOT MEETING AT THE MOMENT

NOT MEETING AT THE MOMENT

We are a bbw bi fem couple who have been married for 6 years.

Red hot is 29 a size 18/20 depending where she shops 38DD. Who has a wicked sense of humour and a huge appetite for sex and is hairless.
Poker is 28 slim (recently cut) has a hairy chest but is trimmed where it counts has the smuttiest mind I have ever met, nice long . . . . . . . Fingers and an even longer dick (8”and not in yahoo inches!!!)
We have small kids and can sometimes accommodate when they are at the sitters for the night. . . due to their ages (and the eldest having a serious medical condition) we don’t travel far for meets and rarely meet out with Fife.
We mostly meet when the kids are at school so meeting when the kids are on holiday from school involves loads of planning in advance, we can do it but we need as much notice as possible to arrange babysitters and the like.
Please understand that just because Red hot is bi and Poker is bi curious we will not jump on anyone who is not - there does have to be agreement before anything will happen.



WE DON’T :

One-liner emails - as we are so fed up of people not reading our profile we have decided not to reply to anyone who doesn’t appear to have read it - sorry if this offends

Friend requests without first emails - these will be deleted

Phone Or Cam Sex - we don’t see the point we would rather do than talk about it PLEASE don't ask because we don't reply to emails with this in

Timewasters

Pretend bi people - these people are the ones who claim to be bi or curious but after chatting on msn refuse to mention it again OR those couples who want to put on a show for the men - I (Red hot) am not a performing seal I do what I do because I enjoy it.

People who wish to go bareback - we enjoy life too much to go bareback with anyone other than each other.

Pushy people - this is not just single men everyone can be pushy just not with us we like to take things slowly.



WE DO :

Non committal coffee - no hard feelings if things go no further

Condoms for all penetration - we provide them

Couples - all couples bi & straight couples

Single fems

Single bi fems

Soft swap - some of our best experiences have been with soft swap

Full swap - we enjoy seeing the other person enjoying themselves with others

Smoke we both do please don’t email us if you don’t meet smokers as this is one of the first things we check

Long leisurely meets - there is nothing worse than arranging a babysitter for a quick half hour meeting


Due to work commitments Red hot no longer meets alone.


Go on give us a shout we don't bite - unless you ask really nicely!!!!