GOOD FRIENDS WANTED

Man in Newcastle Upon Tyne, North East, UK

... "ANY SLIM TV/ TS NEED A BF ? x". 11 hours ago

Hard luck Ken Barlow, to be charged with attempting suicide by arithmetic: seeing how many times 81 goes into 15. Copyright (c) All rights reserved for pics and profile. Blitzed obvious timewasters from friends' list, if anyone wrongly deleted in error then kindly advise.

Keen to meet any ladies provided their butts are no bigger than mine ( and I get complimented on mine ). Smooth in the relevant parts and not hairy in any event.

Sorry, but to be blunt, I've no interest in a set of hairy, sweaty bollocks, including pics of same. What women see in men I don't know.

Please feel free to make contact if you're genuine. Looks like the TW's have ruined this site now.

There's a face pic for those who want to be friends in my private area. If there's no pic on enquirers' profiles it would be a waste of time to contact me unless one is attached to a MSG or e-mailed.

Prefer to make lasting relationships if possible. Though not cast in stone, I don't usually meet those deceiving a partner unless they're very special.

Men please note - Kein Menner ( NO MEN ).

I'm mobile ( get to London monthly & Yorks/ Lancs weekly, usually Fridays ). Love travel and exploration documentaries ( be warned ) especially of the Arctic. Easy going, mind my own business with an awful SOH. I know my cock is popular but I have a brain also. After having my time wasted by " dirty bi sub ", of Stockton, I'm not accommodating anyone for first meets any longer or anyone who fails to provide a mobile tel number, sorry. Once I know a person then I'll happily accommodate. Can't do jokes anymore as the Joke Police keep removing them. Timewasters: I can spot you a mile off. x

p.s As I always accept meet invitations from compatible contacts please make these only when they're genuine, much appreciated, thanks.

Don't that just beat all: had a MSG recently from someone representing themselves as a 12-year-old girl using her brothers pics.x

Joined: over a year ago
Last login: 9 hours ago

James

55 years old, Straight

5'9" 175cm
Slim
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women TV/TS
Aged from 18 to 58
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, DP, Fisting, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Soft Swing, Swingers Clubs, Threesomes, Toys, Watersports,

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