Fuck buddy wanted, could it be you?

Hi, thanks for looking at my profile. I'm S & I'm a size 14-16 so if you're only interested in skinny models then I'm definitely not for you. I'm looking for someone(s) between the ages of about 25-45, must be slim (sorry!), non or light smoker, have at least 6" & be virtually insatiable & be clean shaven above & preferably below!! I want regular one on one fun but also a swinging partner to meet other couples & singles & go to clubs & parties with so ideally you need to be within 50 miles or so of Yeovil in Somerset. I wouldn't necessarily rule out one offs with others who are further afield though ;) I only play safe though, so if you don't then I'm not interested...
PLEASE NO TIMEWASTERS (had enough of those already) OR CHEATING MARRIED MEN (I don't mind if you're married with permission to play, as I am).
Please note, I'm looking for REAL meets not cyber, please don't contact me if all you want is camming! Also if you send me a friend invite without otherwise contacting me it will be declined, I'm not interested in giving you access to my private photos unless you are genuinely interested in meeting me.