A little bit of what you fancy...

does you good.... so my old granny used to say :D So me, being the good girl that I am, I am following her advice :D

Bumped into some of your members at a club and they told me that you lot were worth getting to know, so here I am lol

I'm not going to write an essay about me, if you want to get to know me and what I am about drop me a line :D

Before I start.....

Why oh why can people not read? :( I am getting fed up now with "add me to your msn" messages or "I can text you a pic" ones. Ohh and couples, please don't eh, I am not interested in meeting on my own sorry. But if you had read my profile, you would know that.

Please, please people, be mannered enough to read, digest and heed all that is below :), okay it may take you a while, grab a coffee or a very large vino, maybe some snacks to keep you going, you may need them!! lol, but please read it all before considering contacting me :) By the way I will know if you have read it all :D

Ohh and I am now getting far too many responses, circa 150+ a day and so I cannot physically keep up with responding I am afraid. I would love to be able to be courteous and and get back to everyone even if it is just with a "sorry you are not for me" but I honestly just do not have the time :( So please understand and do not be offended if you do not hear back from me and I do truly wish you all the best in finding what you seek :) x x

Okay so here goes..

I am totally genuine, have been in this scene for circa 10 years and am an active member of other sites too. (Bit of a forum junkie here lol) I am not an advocate of verification and so you will not see the names of anybody verifying me on here and I will not accept any further verifications. Lists and lists of verifications on anyone's profile are a total turn off to me. I really won't care if any of that makes you think that I am a time-waster :) Those who take the trouble to get to know me will find out that that is not the case :)

Please, please read all of the following before deciding to contact me or you will be just be wasting both my time and yours :)

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If you do message me and your message is either a one liner or a 'wink' type message that you send out to all and sundry then please forget about getting in touch. We ladies can always tell when they are of such a kind you know guys lol, even if you do add a personal Hi ****** at the beginning ;) I require rather a more personal touch from those who contact me please :)

I like to play with guys and the occasional bifem one on one.

I am not looking to play with couples at all and I will not be swayed on this.

I do not have a penchant for skinny men at all sorry.

I will not respond to Winks.

I do not play with men who are less than 5'9 in height. My choice, a personal preference and one that I will not be swayed on :)

Safe sex always!!

I am not into text or webcam sex or lengthy ping pong emails. I think it is fair to say that you know if you are going to get on with someone after a fairly reasonable discourse via messaging here and can then make an informed decision in regard to taking things to the next level and meeting for a drink to see how you both gel in person :)

If you do not have a facial picture on here or one that can be easily emailed (not sent via phone) then please do not contact me. If the photo is in your personal gallery then please send the invite as soon as you have messaged me and please indicate that you intend to do so in said message :) Likewise if you need to email the photo and I will provide my email address upon request. Pictures sent via MSN are not an option.

If I do not like what I see I will be totally honest and will let you know as soon as is conveniently possible for me to do so, as I do not believe in messing people around. Please do not resend your message or a follow up message asking if I have had chance to look at your first one!. It's rather a lengthy task wading through a mountain of PMS you know lol. Also if I do message you to say that you are not what I am looking for, please do not email me back asking why not. :)

Please do not just send me an invite without at least spending a few minutes to send me a message. They will be declined. If you cannot be bothered spending time composing a message, it speaks volumes in regard to how attentive you would be between the sheets ;)

Likewise please do not just send me a message without telling me that you have also sent me an invite to your private gallery where I can see your clear facial photo or telling me that you need to know my email address so that you can send one. Any messages that come through without either will be put straight in File B 1 N sorry. I am just getting too many messages to deal with and so those who can READ and be considerate and do as I ask will have a much better chance of my not just binning it :)

I very rarely give out my MSN address so please do not ask for it. If I want you to have it, after some discourse, I will give it to you :)

If you disregard my height and age criteria and still proceed to message me then please do not expect a response as if you do not bother to read my profile and requirements fully, then I cannot be bothered to respond with even a "No thanks" reply :)

Just so that I know that you have read allllll of my profile please use the word 'bright' in the subject heading of your message when contacting me for the first time :D If you don't, I will know that you have not read it all and so I will not reply sorry :)

And yes I am a fussy moo lol :)

Have fun and play safe! :)