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Paradise Health Spa

Rating: Avoid
Very very quiet the last 4 times we have been.

Odd couple here and there but nothing that tickles our fancy..!

Soooooo many single guys that it's frankly offputting!

The club itself is VERY basic.. but clean so points for that. Staff are friendly but maybe a bit soft on enforcing rules... lucky my man can control the single men or we'd have been swamped!!


Date: 22 November 2016

Rating: Fun
Very quiet Sunday. Had a good afternoon met some couples, shame one had to leave early they missed out on some fun upstairs with T receiving a very good seeing too. Ok club no issues as in other reviews, its very basic but functional didn't stop us from having a good time.

Date: 13 November 2016

Rating: Fun
Visited last Sunday evening...bit quiet but lovely time there..

Date: 25 October 2016

Rating: Fun
Basic little spa with a good few singles kicking about and the odd couple. £25 fir a single guy to get in and it you play your cards right it's great, but follow the ladies around like a lost sheep and you'll be left hanging. Could do with a freshen up and overhaul but it's ok fit what it is. 0

Date: 23 October 2016

Rating: Avoid
It was the place was full of single people and try get in all the rooms and knocking on doors and trying to get in all night long

Date: 12 October 2016

Rating: Fun
We went here as a stop off on the way home on Sunday and had a hood time. I can see what the couple before are saying but the place is what you make of it. We didn't find the kitchen dirty but definitely dated. It is obviously an old shop or bank that has been converted without any gardens so can never be compared to somewhere like Kestrel. That said we parked outside and although quiet had a few polite friendly single men. We had some group fun in the cinema, some private fun in the swing room and some exhibitionist fun in the viewing room. We used the sauna jacuzzi (and dodgy showers!) and left 3 and a half hours later feeling horny from the experience :-) Kestrel is the nearest place to us so will always take preference but if we were passing through or staying in Bournemouth, we would happily pop back for a few hours. Not so much an all day place but somewhere to visit for a few dirty hours!

Date: 25 August 2016

Rating: Avoid
Well where do I start!

Nice welcome for our first time by staff followed by him quickly taking the entrance fee and saying spirits are not allowed to be consumed in the premises as it makes 'a different kind of drunk' so we had to go and get more alcohol costing more money. We weren't showed around so we went through into the VERY dirty 'kitchen' where the glasses were. Found one wine glass that was stuck to the shelf so we spotted some cleaner mugs that we had to wash before putting our wine in. Saw a filthy mop bucket and the place was just covered in brown grime in all corners of the kitchen and was sticky with brown walls. We went upstairs to find 3 playrooms, they looked reasonably clean but no alcohol gel/wipes etc. The sauna area was very small and getting mopped clean, with the dirty mop from the kitchen. Met a few friendly males in there but only one other couple in there. We were that disgusted with our surroundings we didn't even play or feel horny in that environment. We are not fussy people as such but will definitely not be going back to that disgusting place again. Rachel


Date: 21 August 2016

Rating: Fun
Went to the club last Friday while on holiday and had some fun along with another guy with a couple.She was very sexy and it was great to see them having sex together and a play.

Thanks guys


Date: 1 August 2016

Rating: Fabulous
What a wild night for Me and Tina we left so tired.Tina see lots of old friends we got to play with some very horny peeps.

Date: 24 July 2016

Rating: Fabulous
We visited this local spa tuesday evening,excellent as always,met some polite guys in the playroom,may try a saturday next time,thanks guys.

Date: 7 July 2016

Rating: OK
Looking at visiting again this Saturday night let me know who else will be there

Date: 7 June 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Arrived to a very friendly welcome ,had a chat in the hottub then the fun began had a little test them more fun .thanks to everyone who played with me and made my night .will be back soon

Date: 29 May 2016

Rating: Fun
Tina took me down to this lovely place had a very wild night.looking forward to going again a change is good sometime.

Date: 28 May 2016

Rating: OK
We attended paradise last night for the 1st time in a year,had another fun night with horny fun people 2 other cpls and 4 single men, fun was had by all, have to get back down there soon a&j

Date: 21 May 2016

Rating: Fun
Attended last night Friday 20th nice chilled out session with one couple and about 4 single guys until about 10 pm when 2 other couples attended.One couple in particular (not sure but possibly bi)the young lady was the most amazing kisser and beautiful full breasts .If it was you pleas get in touch as would love some more.Left at 11:30 after a great chilled out time was had by all.

Date: 21 May 2016

Rating: Avoid
Well what to say !!! My partner warned me was a waste of time, however I insisted to give it a try as never been before...what a waste of time money and insulted to boot. I am a larger lady, a little self conscience and shy, so took my own towelling robe as the robes never fit me and towels too small at most spas I've been to, with never ever any issues.

On arrival staff gladly took our money fast enough, explained nothing about any rules or regulations, no one showed us around. Another paying guest showed us around...was quite frankly unimpressed. However the jacuzzi beckoned as was the main reason for going, was In there about 10 minutes, went to the lounge for a cold drink. Then upstairs and found 3 naked men in the big room masturbating to porn movies. Back downstairs to the lounge , where a member of the "staff" advised I could not be wearing my robe in the club! " . So ok, took my robe off and wrapped the too small towel around me and we discussed amongst ourselves that we'd go back to the jacuzzi if it wasn't busy....As leaving the locker rooms, this person ie ..the person who took our money at the door. .. leapt out at us and said we " can't spend the whole time in the jacuzzi as other members would want to use it." We had established then the jacuzzi was full...With just men....In fact there was approx 12/ 15 men only there..I was mortified and couldn't believe the rudeness and attitude, said to my partner I wanted to go . On leaving I said to the person at the door " what a strange spa this was , not allowing robes or towels " This person at the door then said we should be naked as it was " First and Foremost a Naturist club "" ph hahaha really !!! Never ever going there again and strongly advise, especially if you a couple. ... don't want your time money to be insulted . Naturist club indeed !!!!!!!!!

..lol with naked men masturbating to porn ,, is that what happens in naturists clubs then ??


Date: 16 May 2016

Rating: Fun
Was here last monday the 21st.was rather quiet but a lovely couple came into the main play room and the lovely lady called me over and gave me a bj while I fingered her and her hubby watched.most enjoyable.if that couple are on here id like to say tganks for a lovely time and just a shame you left before I cud chat and maybe have more fun.pm me pkease if you were that couple.cheers

Date: 27 March 2016

Rating: OK
Last time we went we called to see if there were couples there and the staff told us there were quite a few. When we got there there wasn't any and the 12 single guys told us we were the only couple in all evening. The stalking got a little intense so we left.

Date: 25 March 2016

Rating: Fun
Not everyone's thing but a relaxing place to spend a few hours. Staff are friendly. Not always guaranteed fun but had the pleasure of being given a show a couple of weeks back. Been a few times now and when next in the area will happily go again.

Date: 21 March 2016

Rating: Fun
Spent the afternoon there today was quite but still very relaxing and has a great massage this time which I thoroughly enjoyed. Only went to relax and it was worth it some friendly guys who were all chatty but no fun today. well worth a visit even if it's just for a chill out day.

Date: 6 March 2016

Rating: Fun
Not beeen fot a while.what are the prices for a single bloke

Date: 4 March 2016

Rating: Fun
I visit this club from time to time and nothing really changes. The staff are good and welcoming and facilities are very good. I go quite a lot during the afternoon and it is just a lottery to weather you have any couples or ladies in with you. I also go in the evenings again it's a bit of a lottery to weather there is any fun to be had. What I will say is that I have had more times where I have played than not played !! Will continue to go and play lotto !!

Date: 23 February 2016

Rating: OK
Called in last night to see what it was like. Nice enough place and people but not for me really. Probably better if you're a couple.

Date: 31 January 2016

Rating: OK
I was at this Spa today and it was fun.

As usual the staffs were cool and the masseuse was so sexy.

I met with a lovely couple and had a steamy and hot sex with Miss.

It was a good evening.



Date: 8 January 2016

Rating: Fun
We visited this club on Wednesday night and had lots of fun, staff are friendly and the men were lovely and chatted away without any hassle whatsoever which meant a trip upstairs to the play rooms with them, we will definitely be going back for more xx

Date: 2 January 2016

Rating: Fun
We attended as a couple, staff friendly and accommodating, place quite clean.

Was quiet in the day which suited us fine!

We did get some attention from the guys that were there, but have to say they were a friendly, mixed bunch that were happy to watch us as they pleasured themselves!

Will visit again when in the area!

Oh and yes, as stated by quite a few, showers are a little sporadic but still nice and warm when working!



Date: 3 December 2015

Rating: Avoid
Avoid avoid avoid

Very Small, full of blokes. Not very friendly. Waste of time.


Date: 2 December 2015

Rating: OK
Will be visiting Thursday 3rd dec during the day anyone else going mail me bit nervous as will be my frist visit

Date: 30 November 2015

Rating: OK
great place nice people.It isnt huge but it is welcoming.I had a good time

Date: 22 November 2015

Rating: Fun
Great night on the 7th November

Date: 9 November 2015

Rating: Fun
I had a good Monday night at paradise . A nice massage with a very sexy women and I will defo be going back on a busy day .

Date: 2 November 2015

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