Bitastictuesday @ The Greenhouse

Luton, South East

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The Greenhouse Luton is a large modern sauna & spa spaced over 3 floors. The Luton Branch has been running over 18 years With an open and friendly atmosphere. Our sauna based swingers club offers a safe, pressure free, sexy and above all fun atmosphere for couples and singles into the Bi-sexual swinging lifestyle.

Whether your new to the swingers scene or a harded swinger, this is the place for you to explore the Bi side in you, with other liked minded couples and singles.

This Night has been set up to cater for the Bi sexual men & women in the Bedfordshire and surrounding area to meet and make new friends and contacts

A visit to this stylish club is a must.

The club includes,

Caved 20 man/Woman Jacuzzi

30 man/Woman Turkish steam room

20 man/Woman dry sauna

Cafe bar with free WI FI

Large cinema room

Internet suit

Sun shower

140 Locker room with free toiletries

2 large showers blocks

Large selection of rest areas and private rest areas

Go to our website to see our pictures on this stunning venue.

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Rating: Fun
Haven't been for a while, but as per usual, we fell right into place and right at home, had a play, a play with others and the jacuzzi as always mm mm mmmmm. Lots of bi guys there. Need to promote couples. Xxxxx

Date: 30 September 2022

Rating: OK
I like this place and it's facilities but it's a shame most men there lose the power of speech when they see a woman. Which is a real shame as I don't play with mutes, no matter how ripped and handsome.

Anyway, still managed to get some laughs and some horny play with those who weren't mutes and who I felt some chemistry with. Definitely will be back, need to arrange that trip up North ;).

Date: 21 September 2022

Rating: OK
I don’t understand how someone is saying that men should pay more. This a venue for gay men and people who are bisexual. So how is it someone who is straight is even let in.

Date: 29 August 2022

Rating: Fun
Was my first time in this venue… lovely setup, very clean and neat! Staff were really friendly and helpful. They made sure we had a good time . also got some very helpful tips wink wink :)

It was a quiet day however it was preferable for us to explore the venue fully. Name represents itself, it was bitastic! Will definitely coming back for more…

Date: 17 August 2022

Rating: OK
I’ve only been during regular days. Been wanting to for a while, but seems like everyone knows everyone there so thinking meeting new people might be a struggle for me

Date: 31 July 2022

Rating: Fun
Went along with my granny FB and enjoyed ATM with a trans couple.

Date: 27 July 2022

Rating: Fun
Had great fun again yesterday at the sauna, at their Bitastic event. It was amazing, being spoiled by different hands and tongues. Can't wait to be back, shame that I can only do it about once a month or so, due to work.

Date: 15 June 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Fantastic day and night like always nice to meet so new people and always a pleasure to see old friends staff are fantastic as always have a great time as always

Date: 19 May 2022

Rating: Fun
I have been to this event twice now, each time was wonderfully wild. Staff are lovely and the venue very clean. Recomend it.

Date: 14 May 2022

Rating: OK
Very keen to go again next time I’m in Luton, so message if you’d be keen x

Date: 11 May 2022

Rating: OK
Had an amazing time last Tuesday. Played with a lovely lady and then had my way with a few guys and a tv xxx great fun as always xxx

Date: 30 April 2022

Rating: Fun
Finally made it to Bitastic Tuesday at Greenhouse Sauna, after wanting to go for so long. I'm glad I went, on my own, as that allowed me to explore the club at my own pace. Very friendly staff, they even made me cheesy chips!

Thank you all who I chatted with and played with. Will certainly be back at some point.

Date: 19 April 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Darren & staff excellent, nothing is too much trouble.

Venue spotless as were the clientele.

Some stunning new members. Hot sexy steamy stuff.

As usual fabulous.

Thanks Russ & Mercedes xxx see you next week xxxxx

Date: 23 March 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Just been tonight to my first bitastic event. Really great place. On 3 floors, loads of different areas including a wonderful sauna, steam and jacuzzi. Really lovely crowd of people, very friendly. Will definitely return soon. Thanks everyone for making me feel welcome

Date: 16 February 2022

Rating: Fun
So my first time at the club on Tuesday, I had a good time & chatted to some characters ;-) the facilitates we’re really clean and kept that way by Richard who is a great member of staff, very knowledgeable and pointed out where things were as it’s a bit of a maze!

Not many couples in attendance this week, but expected that a little given the closeness of Valentines. I’ll definitely go again as even the best clubs can vary depending on the night.

Date: 10 February 2022

Rating: Fun
We went last night for bi night, first time we been there really nice clean place very friendly staff, very relaxing and nice that somewhere is open midweek, definitely will go back

Date: 19 January 2022

Rating: Fun
I have been here quite a few times and always had fun. Everyone is so friendly as are the staff.

I've been most days and Tuesday afternoons have had a females and males all attend which is great. I shall be going again very soon.

Date: 14 January 2022

Rating: Fun
Went this afternoon (wednesday) for a chill time and left quite refreshed. The clientel was mostly older men and were respectful during times I didn't feel like playing.

I'll have to pop back on a Tuesday to see how the bi night is, as it should be a lot of fun.

Date: 29 December 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Would love to wish everyone one a fantastic Christmas hope to see u all very soon

Date: 24 December 2021

Rating: Fun
Another great Tuesday evening, plenty of action a really friendly bunch of people a nice mix. A couple of mf couples were in attendance and seemed to be able to enjoy themselves without any hassle. Staff very friendly, great place

Date: 22 December 2021

Rating: Fabulous
we attended the xmas party.wow what an amazing place.we was made to feel very welcome.fantastic facilities.very big place once inside.people were so friendly and the single guys were so respectful to us.we thank all the guys for that.this club has everything thing you need for swngers and also was spotless.we stayed longer than expected because we was havig such a great day out there.infact did not want to leave lol.as for fun well again was amzing wont go into detail.but lets say we loved it.fantastc staff.in all we had an amazing day.just like to say thank you to everybody in bitastic.we hope to be back very soon.briliant club guys do keep up the hard work.xxxxxxxxxx

Date: 12 December 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Had a fantastic time last week for Christmas party always clean and staff are fantastic stayed in one of the room with a fantastic guy till mext time

Date: 10 December 2021

Rating: OK
Attended their bitastic x mass party, Darren decorated it so well thank you for making the effort. Met a few couples especially the one in the the hot tub but never got their names , dam

This club is well worth a visit

Date: 10 December 2021

Rating: Fun
Popped in on Tuesday evening bi night, although I was probably a bit early for it to really warm up, it was still a great rime. A couple of mf couples, ome of which was very chatty and allowed me to watch her pleasure a guy, from a respectful distance. There was also a couple of sexy tv's, one particular lady called suzie Had a lovely pair of legs who I had a lovely few minutes with before I carried on exploring. Plenty of guys, all very nice and polite. Only regret is that I didn't go later in the evening and have more than an hour or so. Will deffo be back....

Date: 7 December 2021

Rating: Fun
Arrived for the first time tonight. Easy to sign up. Got changed headed around the club and the first stop was the steam room. After a hot steam, I was soon being rubbed down by an older gent. The guys aren't creepy or weird just genuine guys. Around half hour later back in the steam having my cock wanked and arse played with and another load blown. It's a very clean venue and was great fun. I will be returning. Btw I attended on a non bi night, it would be great fun on a bi night x

Date: 5 December 2021

Rating: OK
The entrance fees are all wrong, women should be free or at least five pounds men should be 20£ so should couples.it will never survive like this ,you need the couples and the single women in to attack the men in.

Date: 23 November 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Alway s have lots of fun when I visit. Loads of randy sexy TVs looking for nsa gay sex

Well worth a visit

Date: 1 November 2021

Rating: Fun
**Not a Tuesday visit review but may still be of interest.**

After years of being curious about visiting a sauna I finally picked up the courage and set course for The Greenhouse in Luton for a visit on a non-themed weekday from about 1pm to 5pm - a complete bundle of nerves on the train journey up from London.

The Greenhouse, with its rather anonymous looking green front and discreet signage, is easy to find and only about a 5-10 minute walk from Luton train station. To my surprise, and despite my jittery state of mind, once I spotted it I walked right up to the door and determinedly slipped through in a flash.

Inside, as my eyes adjusted to the dim lighting, I discovered myself standing in a small vestibule decked out pretty nicely as a haunted house (it’s coming up to Halloween, after all). On the right there was a small barred window where Oli (?) appeared to ask if I had been before. As my answer was ‘no’ he informed me that the establishment was a gay sauna for members only, and asked me to write down my details (name, date of birth, postcode) on a sheet of paper to register as a new member. I also had to show my NHS COVID Pass. The first timer fee was £18 but it is apparently £17 thereafter. Oli then proceeded to give me a towel and numbered locker key and buzzed me through so I could enter the place proper. My imagined Aladdin’s cave of cock.

First you enter the small but relatively cozy bar/café area with a televised fireplace at floor level, 80s music videos on another TV (less said about the music piped around the venue the better), plenty of red/black pleather couches along the walls, a glass cabinet with cockrings for sale, snack/drink menus, and more seasonal spooky decor. Saloon doors then lead from here into the changing rooms.

Bearing in mind that I am a relatively new convert to the fun you can have with a naked man (men?), and of a purely oral/bisexual nature (anal puts me off), I was not sure whether I would be in over my head and overwhelmed, or feel at ease in the play areas. Only one way to find out, I thought, so I headed for my locker, got undressed, secured the towel around my waist and key around my ankle, and began my exploration of The Greenhouse.

On the ground floor I found showers, a large jacuzzi, and a dark room. Then on the first floor are the steam room, dry sauna, outdoor smoking area, rest area with sofas, computers, and TV (for porn or Countdown, your choice), and more showers. And finally on the second floor are private rooms (playing porn on a screen) and with ceiling mirrors, a larger group room, various more hardcore rooms (slings, crosses, odd looking chairs, et cetera), and six interconnected glory hole cabins. Peeping windows (some with two way mirrors) for watching the action beyond are also scattered around the floors. Overall the place is kept pretty clean and in a good state of repair. (I read somewhere that they have had a recent refurb.) There are also hand gel dispensers everywhere, which was nice.

The clientele during my visit were predominantly of the older, late 40s to late 60s, dadbod and grey hair variety (my preferred demographic), but with some younger guys in their 30s (and one petite 20s twink) arriving later in the afternoon. There were probably about 20 different guys throughout my four hour stint but I estimate only 8-10 at the same time. I was told it was a quiet day. The general atmosphere was respectful and I encountered no attitude, bad behaviour or unwanted attention from anyone. No one was fucking (at least in the non-private areas - while I was there but I saw some mutual sucking and wanking going on here and there.

At first I found the absence - for the most part - of smiles and chatting a bit strange, but I guess most guys are there for one thing only. I was also initially unsure about how to initiate contact beyond the odd furtive glance at the various manhoods on display. I needn’t have worried though, as within about 20 minutes of my arrival a middle-aged man (who later introduced himself as M) followed me into the steam room, slowly began wanking his sizeable cock next to me, and a moment later - when he caught one of my furtive glances - stood up in front of me to position his gorgeous erection closer to my face. What’s a guy to do other than start sucking, I ask? It would be rude not to.

M then suggested we move into the jacuzzi for some relaxed fondling and kissing, before taking me to a private room on the top floor. Once there he respectfully stayed within the realms of oral fun, but with plenty of kissing, 69, and body contact, and fed me two impressive loads from his rock hard cock that somehow seemed even larger with the light on. I am still amazed that I managed to deep throat it all! After this he gave me a quick tour of the place, with pit stops again in the steam room and jacuzzi - where I was, for the first time ever, treated to wanking two big cocks simultaneously when another gentleman briefly introduced his hefty hard-on to my hand. M then happily shot a third (!) load in my gob in the dark room. Parking restrictions sadly meant he had to leave thereafter, but we are arranging a repeat meet already.

I started wandering around the place without much of a plan and to my great surprise found myself very popular with the crowd (I’m not exactly a buff, muscled Adonis with a six pack and an nine inch cock) and had at one point two men fondling, kissing, and sucking me, as another looked on wanking and moaning quietly next to us. Perhaps I was just ‘new meat’? The older man sucking me almost immediately came all over my foot by accident, which we laughed about in the shower after. I imagined him to be an office accountant stuck in a sexless straight marriage and he seemed so happy with the experience. I’d like to think I brightened his day a little (his great cock and warm cum certainly brightened mine at least).

Things quietened down a bit after that and there was a noticeable change in the type of men, with more younger guys gradually appearing. I showered had a beer in the bar to catch my breath and gather my thoughts - a great big smile on my face. Then I got dressed, said my goodbyes, and headed back to London on the train, probably reeking of chlorine, crotch, and cum. I have a feeling I will return before long. After all, I chickened out of using the glory holes which is a longtime fantasy of mine that just has to become reality one day.

Some final thoughts:

- Bring footwear (like flip flops) - fluids make their way onto the floor all around and I don’t recommend walking around barefoot

- Exchange your towel when needed at the reception, it gets wet quickly

- Shower often (quick rinse) in between activities and sauna/jacuzzi - it’s the decent thing to do

- Be nice and polite but don’t be too shy - everyone is there for the same purpose

That’s it!

Hope this can be of some help to others interested in visiting a sauna but perhaps too apprehensive or fearful of what it will be like.

Date: 1 November 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Has a fantastic time at the Halloween party well done to all 5he staff and was nice that there was a few couples and great costumes to loads of fun had by all bring on Christmas party

Date: 31 October 2021

Rating: Fabulous
We went to the Halloween party. Fantastic day and night met old friends and made a few new ones. This club is very friendly and super clean.

Thanks to all the staff, see you soon.


Date: 30 October 2021