Bitastictuesday @ The Greenhouse

Luton, South East

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The Greenhouse Luton is a large modern sauna & spa spaced over 3 floors. The Luton Branch has been running over 18 years With an open and friendly atmosphere. Our sauna based swingers club offers a safe, pressure free, sexy and above all fun atmosphere for couples and singles into the Bi-sexual swinging lifestyle.

Whether your new to the swingers scene or a harded swinger, this is the place for you to explore the Bi side in you, with other liked minded couples and singles.

This Night has been set up to cater for the Bi sexual men & women in the Bedfordshire and surrounding area to meet and make new friends and contacts

A visit to this stylish club is a must.

The club includes,

Caved 20 man/Woman Jacuzzi

30 man/Woman Turkish steam room

20 man/Woman dry sauna

Cafe bar with free WI FI

Large cinema room

Internet suit

Sun shower

140 Locker room with free toiletries

2 large showers blocks

Large selection of rest areas and private rest areas

Go to our website to see our pictures on this stunning venue.

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Rating: Fabulous
Never had a bad time - great facility, awesome staff and the clientele are really friendly and very filthy - just how we like it :-).

Can’t wait for it to open again - we miss our nights there xx

Date: 27 May 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Cant wait to go back always a great time when there staff are fantastic cant wait to meet old friends and meet new ones

Date: 28 February 2021

Rating: Fabulous
We visited (with sexy friend) for the first time in a number of months. As expected it was clean, friendly, great buffet with top-notch facilities like the large and very dark (and hot!) jacuzzi. I was also really impressed with the sales cabinet that was stocked with items (esp cock rings and Lube) at great prices. Downsides - well it was fairly quiet, and there seemed to be an uncharacteristically large number of straight guys which always blows my buzz a bit on a bi club night but thankfully the night was saved by a mind blowing male-on-male intense, sensual and sticky play in the couples room whilst my gf, friend and seemingly the entire club were watching. Thanks so much to the sexy guy who made it happen, as it made the girls night and left me exhausted but with a huge grin on my face for hours. Just amazing. Anyway, still rate this place highly and won’t leave it as long to return fo the next visit :)

Date: 22 February 2020

Rating: Fabulous
Last weeks Valentines night, place looked great, Darren looking very dapper and pickle in his waiters outfit - naughty naughty lol.

This club isn't like most, you can go there to just relax, enjoy the facilities, as below, yes there can be a number of non english talking people on the prowl BUT you get that anywhere theres a pussy available!!

We genuinely love the place, the Jacuzzi is very nice when it's not Lobster hot lol and it's generally very sociable.

Unfortunately, some couples just dont let their hair down enough and often rather conceited. But hey ho, that's life. Marmite springs to mind.

REPEAT this club is not your typical Eurekas, Arousals etc. Its a spa facility with added extras wink wink.

Date: 20 February 2020

Rating: Avoid
Sorry to say to many stalking Asians. Nothing against Asians but just wouldn't take no for an awnser. Trying to grab and grope us at every opportunity. Won't be going back.

Date: 17 February 2020

Rating: Fun
Visited for the first time on Friday and had an amazing time ..very relaxed place With staff that are very friendly and helpful ..excellent buffet and the jacuzzi is relaxing with lots of hot fun but soon cooled down on the smoking terrace...plenty of playrooms that aren’t crowded.. the only downfall is not enough couples ./females ..looking forward to visiting again soon .

Date: 22 January 2020

Rating: Fabulous
Have not been for a couple of weeks but would like to wish every one a very merry Christmas and hope to see u all soon fantastic club always have a great time when we there

Date: 21 December 2019

Rating: Fabulous
We visit the Greenhouse regularly on a Friday night, great place to chill out. Everyone is always very friendly and respectful. We love the fancy dress nights and always try and dress up. The staff really pushed the boundaries for Halloween great night well done xxxxxxxx

R & M xxx

Date: 28 October 2019

Rating: Fun
Came here for the Bi/Swingers night 2 weeks ago,

although I was a little nervous as a first timer coming here alone, the staff here were very friendly and made me feel at ease. The buffet food was a nice surprise, and tasted good.

I was told it was fairly quiet for a Friday night as it was the Friday before payday, But I still had some great fun with a few of the other guests ;-).

I don’t get a lot of Friday nights free, but when I do I’ll be back!

Date: 11 October 2019

Rating: OK
Another great night at this amazing club. Lots of fun and very nice buffet.

Date: 28 August 2019

Rating: Fun
Great place to spend a Friday evening, plenty of fun people playing and nice hosts.Whats not to like.

Date: 26 August 2019

Rating: Fabulous
Went on friday for my birthday had a fantastic time with all our friends we made there and some new ones thank you to the staff u are fantastic u know who u are lol till next time

Date: 18 August 2019

Rating: Fun
Went along to the bisexual night and it was great, met a lovely skinny couple and a chinese teenager and had a lovely foursome.

Date: 12 August 2019

Rating: Fabulous
Another great night for us 2, we love this venue as always.

Need to promote it more.

Date: 3 August 2019

Rating: Fabulous
Not been for a week or so and wont be able to get back there till the 16th of August always lovely staff and always smiling faces so if u free on the 16th came and say hi ps birthday girl lol

Date: 25 July 2019

Rating: Fabulous
Ok,, to the post below, !!

A) it does happen in other clubs !!

B) You are also responsible for what happens.

C) Dont negative a venue just because of 1 or 2 wankers.

D) The club maybe quieter but it is a very comfortable, relaxing environment and the staff are awesome.

We personally have NEVER had issues in the venue and we are avid visitors.

Date: 25 June 2019

Rating: Avoid
We have posted on this club in the past and the same issue arises every time. Guy trying to play without condoms. This is a great venue and the staff are wonderful, but if you attend this club the guys will try and pump you without a condom or even take it off half way. This has only happened at this club and it is something that has to be stopped.

Date: 23 June 2019

Rating: Fabulous
As already said, quiet last night but still excellent fun.

3 couples and a sprinkling of guys = a very naughty time in the orgy room.

Date: 15 June 2019

Rating: Fun
Very quite last night but still had lots of fun. Would be great if they added a daytime swingers session.

Date: 15 June 2019

Rating: Fun
First time visit for a while, good evening, good company and a really happy ending lol

Date: 9 June 2019

Rating: Fabulous
Had a fantastic night last night as always thank u guys for making Andy birthday a great one love u guys see u soon

Date: 8 June 2019

Rating: Fun
We attended last Friday for some fun. If you are a woman attending you really must have someone to look after you. Once again a single guy tried to have unprotected sex with me and hubby had to

Intervene. Hubby is not tactful and is getting fed up with this hence the long gap between visits. The staff really have to sort this out and ban any guy that's tries this on.

Date: 3 April 2019

Rating: Fun
Always a good laugh with the staff and customers .

Always fun to be had!

Cant wait to go again

Date: 2 April 2019

Rating: OK
Went recently after a break with a female friend. Firstly I noticed the website contains no mention of TV being welcome anymore. Every time in the past I have been TV’s used to be welcomed and pay £10 entrance if they turned up dressed. However I was asked to pay £30 the price of a single guy which I felt was wrong. I argued that I have always paid £10 and managed to get in this time but, but I felt TV are really not welcome anymore in my opinion. There was no other TV’s, mostly guys and just one other couple.

I was pretty much ignored by everyone, my female friend had lots of attention and I was shoved to the side by several guys trying to get to her. Several guys my friend spoke to admited to being straight. Pretty strange considering it’s a bi night. Certainly lacking a mixed crowd.

As a TV your a bit limited to facilities, can’t really go in the hot tub, sauna or steam room. The only thing I liked was the buffet.

So overall I didn’t have a great night and if your a TV I really do not recommend. There are other events where your effort in dressing is appreciated and welcomed.

Date: 16 March 2019

Rating: Fabulous
Went last night our first visit, the staff were warm and friendly showed us to our room which was comfortable with chocolates on pillow....nice touch

All the people were approachable and easy to talk to, free buffet to help break the ice for us, we both had a good time and will be back

Date: 16 February 2019

Rating: Fabulous
Attended last night, my first visit to the club night . A warm welcome at reception when signing up for membership. It was slow to warmup, but boy when it it did , uttter filth and frolics . Lots of super sexy people that helped the night go with a bang !! Thank you for a great evening , you know who you are .xxx , I will be back .

Date: 16 February 2019

Rating: Fabulous
We went last night..as usual the place was fantastically decorated including our valentines room and the boys were exceptionally dressed..even pickle in his crow wings lol..lots of fun was had but the highlight had to be darrens bendy cock cocktail..cheers everyone and see you all soon

Terry n lorraino x

Date: 16 February 2019

Rating: Avoid
Not sure where to start but we had a terrible experience last night fo bitastic Friday. We checked out the website which clearly states it opens at 19:30 when in fact it actually opens at 20:00. We stood like plums on a busy one way street knocking the door at 19:30 getting no answer. It’s only because a nice guy in his car outside told us the opening time.

We decided to go for a walk for 30 mins rather than walk back to the car park. As soon as we walked around the corner there was a group of guys who tried to snatch my phone. Luckily my husband stepped in and they ran away so we walked back to the club. Once we got into reception the guy behind the desk asked if we’d been before to which I said no. He said there was a £15 membership but I explained that we have been members at chameleons for well over 14 years.

He basically said we had to join there so we declined and walked away.

The website is poor and there is no mention of membership costs at all.

Next time we are back at Chams I’ll be bring this to the owners attention. Terrible experience never to be repeated.

Date: 16 February 2019

Rating: Fun
Went last night, after a number of weeks away as a last minute decision. Got there fairly late so only caught tail end of proceedings as it was thinning out but the place was as welcoming as ever. Barring a couple of straight lads who thought this was a straight night in a bi club (rather than a bi night in a gay club!), we met a few friends old and new and had some great sex art the end of the night in the dark room with a couple of them :) Look forward to the next visit

Date: 2 February 2019

Rating: OK
I went on naked night and got so fucked

Date: 27 January 2019