Bitastictuesday @ The Greenhouse

Rating: Fabulous
Darren & staff excellent, nothing is too much trouble.

Venue spotless as were the clientele.

Some stunning new members. Hot sexy steamy stuff.

As usual fabulous.

Thanks Russ & Mercedes xxx see you next week xxxxx

Date: 23 March 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Just been tonight to my first bitastic event. Really great place. On 3 floors, loads of different areas including a wonderful sauna, steam and jacuzzi. Really lovely crowd of people, very friendly. Will definitely return soon. Thanks everyone for making me feel welcome

Date: 16 February 2022

Rating: Fun
So my first time at the club on Tuesday, I had a good time & chatted to some characters ;-) the facilitates we’re really clean and kept that way by Richard who is a great member of staff, very knowledgeable and pointed out where things were as it’s a bit of a maze!

Not many couples in attendance this week, but expected that a little given the closeness of Valentines. I’ll definitely go again as even the best clubs can vary depending on the night.

Date: 10 February 2022

Rating: Fun
We went last night for bi night, first time we been there really nice clean place very friendly staff, very relaxing and nice that somewhere is open midweek, definitely will go back

Date: 19 January 2022

Rating: Fun
I have been here quite a few times and always had fun. Everyone is so friendly as are the staff.

I've been most days and Tuesday afternoons have had a females and males all attend which is great. I shall be going again very soon.

Date: 14 January 2022

Rating: Fun
Went this afternoon (wednesday) for a chill time and left quite refreshed. The clientel was mostly older men and were respectful during times I didn't feel like playing.

I'll have to pop back on a Tuesday to see how the bi night is, as it should be a lot of fun.

Date: 29 December 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Would love to wish everyone one a fantastic Christmas hope to see u all very soon

Date: 24 December 2021

Rating: Fun
Another great Tuesday evening, plenty of action a really friendly bunch of people a nice mix. A couple of mf couples were in attendance and seemed to be able to enjoy themselves without any hassle. Staff very friendly, great place

Date: 22 December 2021

Rating: Fabulous
we attended the xmas party.wow what an amazing place.we was made to feel very welcome.fantastic facilities.very big place once inside.people were so friendly and the single guys were so respectful to us.we thank all the guys for that.this club has everything thing you need for swngers and also was spotless.we stayed longer than expected because we was havig such a great day out there.infact did not want to leave lol.as for fun well again was amzing wont go into detail.but lets say we loved it.fantastc staff.in all we had an amazing day.just like to say thank you to everybody in bitastic.we hope to be back very soon.briliant club guys do keep up the hard work.xxxxxxxxxx

Date: 12 December 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Had a fantastic time last week for Christmas party always clean and staff are fantastic stayed in one of the room with a fantastic guy till mext time

Date: 10 December 2021

Rating: OK
Attended their bitastic x mass party, Darren decorated it so well thank you for making the effort. Met a few couples especially the one in the the hot tub but never got their names , dam

This club is well worth a visit

Date: 10 December 2021

Rating: Fun
Popped in on Tuesday evening bi night, although I was probably a bit early for it to really warm up, it was still a great rime. A couple of mf couples, ome of which was very chatty and allowed me to watch her pleasure a guy, from a respectful distance. There was also a couple of sexy tv's, one particular lady called suzie Had a lovely pair of legs who I had a lovely few minutes with before I carried on exploring. Plenty of guys, all very nice and polite. Only regret is that I didn't go later in the evening and have more than an hour or so. Will deffo be back....

Date: 7 December 2021

Rating: Fun
Arrived for the first time tonight. Easy to sign up. Got changed headed around the club and the first stop was the steam room. After a hot steam, I was soon being rubbed down by an older gent. The guys aren't creepy or weird just genuine guys. Around half hour later back in the steam having my cock wanked and arse played with and another load blown. It's a very clean venue and was great fun. I will be returning. Btw I attended on a non bi night, it would be great fun on a bi night x

Date: 5 December 2021

Rating: OK
The entrance fees are all wrong, women should be free or at least five pounds men should be 20£ so should couples.it will never survive like this ,you need the couples and the single women in to attack the men in.

Date: 23 November 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Alway s have lots of fun when I visit. Loads of randy sexy TVs looking for nsa gay sex

Well worth a visit

Date: 1 November 2021

Rating: Fun
**Not a Tuesday visit review but may still be of interest.**

After years of being curious about visiting a sauna I finally picked up the courage and set course for The Greenhouse in Luton for a visit on a non-themed weekday from about 1pm to 5pm - a complete bundle of nerves on the train journey up from London.

The Greenhouse, with its rather anonymous looking green front and discreet signage, is easy to find and only about a 5-10 minute walk from Luton train station. To my surprise, and despite my jittery state of mind, once I spotted it I walked right up to the door and determinedly slipped through in a flash.

Inside, as my eyes adjusted to the dim lighting, I discovered myself standing in a small vestibule decked out pretty nicely as a haunted house (it’s coming up to Halloween, after all). On the right there was a small barred window where Oli (?) appeared to ask if I had been before. As my answer was ‘no’ he informed me that the establishment was a gay sauna for members only, and asked me to write down my details (name, date of birth, postcode) on a sheet of paper to register as a new member. I also had to show my NHS COVID Pass. The first timer fee was £18 but it is apparently £17 thereafter. Oli then proceeded to give me a towel and numbered locker key and buzzed me through so I could enter the place proper. My imagined Aladdin’s cave of cock.

First you enter the small but relatively cozy bar/café area with a televised fireplace at floor level, 80s music videos on another TV (less said about the music piped around the venue the better), plenty of red/black pleather couches along the walls, a glass cabinet with cockrings for sale, snack/drink menus, and more seasonal spooky decor. Saloon doors then lead from here into the changing rooms.

Bearing in mind that I am a relatively new convert to the fun you can have with a naked man (men?), and of a purely oral/bisexual nature (anal puts me off), I was not sure whether I would be in over my head and overwhelmed, or feel at ease in the play areas. Only one way to find out, I thought, so I headed for my locker, got undressed, secured the towel around my waist and key around my ankle, and began my exploration of The Greenhouse.

On the ground floor I found showers, a large jacuzzi, and a dark room. Then on the first floor are the steam room, dry sauna, outdoor smoking area, rest area with sofas, computers, and TV (for porn or Countdown, your choice), and more showers. And finally on the second floor are private rooms (playing porn on a screen) and with ceiling mirrors, a larger group room, various more hardcore rooms (slings, crosses, odd looking chairs, et cetera), and six interconnected glory hole cabins. Peeping windows (some with two way mirrors) for watching the action beyond are also scattered around the floors. Overall the place is kept pretty clean and in a good state of repair. (I read somewhere that they have had a recent refurb.) There are also hand gel dispensers everywhere, which was nice.

The clientele during my visit were predominantly of the older, late 40s to late 60s, dadbod and grey hair variety (my preferred demographic), but with some younger guys in their 30s (and one petite 20s twink) arriving later in the afternoon. There were probably about 20 different guys throughout my four hour stint but I estimate only 8-10 at the same time. I was told it was a quiet day. The general atmosphere was respectful and I encountered no attitude, bad behaviour or unwanted attention from anyone. No one was fucking (at least in the non-private areas - while I was there but I saw some mutual sucking and wanking going on here and there.

At first I found the absence - for the most part - of smiles and chatting a bit strange, but I guess most guys are there for one thing only. I was also initially unsure about how to initiate contact beyond the odd furtive glance at the various manhoods on display. I needn’t have worried though, as within about 20 minutes of my arrival a middle-aged man (who later introduced himself as M) followed me into the steam room, slowly began wanking his sizeable cock next to me, and a moment later - when he caught one of my furtive glances - stood up in front of me to position his gorgeous erection closer to my face. What’s a guy to do other than start sucking, I ask? It would be rude not to.

M then suggested we move into the jacuzzi for some relaxed fondling and kissing, before taking me to a private room on the top floor. Once there he respectfully stayed within the realms of oral fun, but with plenty of kissing, 69, and body contact, and fed me two impressive loads from his rock hard cock that somehow seemed even larger with the light on. I am still amazed that I managed to deep throat it all! After this he gave me a quick tour of the place, with pit stops again in the steam room and jacuzzi - where I was, for the first time ever, treated to wanking two big cocks simultaneously when another gentleman briefly introduced his hefty hard-on to my hand. M then happily shot a third (!) load in my gob in the dark room. Parking restrictions sadly meant he had to leave thereafter, but we are arranging a repeat meet already.

I started wandering around the place without much of a plan and to my great surprise found myself very popular with the crowd (I’m not exactly a buff, muscled Adonis with a six pack and an nine inch cock) and had at one point two men fondling, kissing, and sucking me, as another looked on wanking and moaning quietly next to us. Perhaps I was just ‘new meat’? The older man sucking me almost immediately came all over my foot by accident, which we laughed about in the shower after. I imagined him to be an office accountant stuck in a sexless straight marriage and he seemed so happy with the experience. I’d like to think I brightened his day a little (his great cock and warm cum certainly brightened mine at least).

Things quietened down a bit after that and there was a noticeable change in the type of men, with more younger guys gradually appearing. I showered had a beer in the bar to catch my breath and gather my thoughts - a great big smile on my face. Then I got dressed, said my goodbyes, and headed back to London on the train, probably reeking of chlorine, crotch, and cum. I have a feeling I will return before long. After all, I chickened out of using the glory holes which is a longtime fantasy of mine that just has to become reality one day.

Some final thoughts:

- Bring footwear (like flip flops) - fluids make their way onto the floor all around and I don’t recommend walking around barefoot

- Exchange your towel when needed at the reception, it gets wet quickly

- Shower often (quick rinse) in between activities and sauna/jacuzzi - it’s the decent thing to do

- Be nice and polite but don’t be too shy - everyone is there for the same purpose

That’s it!

Hope this can be of some help to others interested in visiting a sauna but perhaps too apprehensive or fearful of what it will be like.

Date: 1 November 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Has a fantastic time at the Halloween party well done to all 5he staff and was nice that there was a few couples and great costumes to loads of fun had by all bring on Christmas party

Date: 31 October 2021

Rating: Fabulous
We went to the Halloween party. Fantastic day and night met old friends and made a few new ones. This club is very friendly and super clean.

Thanks to all the staff, see you soon.


Date: 30 October 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Great time was fucked and fucked two guys and few bjs in the sauna

Date: 23 October 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Had a fantastic day nice to see some old friends and meet new ones cant wait for next week it going to be fantastic as usual hope to see as mony of u there for the Halloween party

Date: 22 October 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Great night last night. Wife and I had fun day chatting and playing in hot tub.

All ended up in the dark room for group fun.

Fabulous, next week looks like a busy one Halloween party xxxx

Date: 20 October 2021

Rating: Fun
Fantastic afternoon evening here so relaxed and lots of fun will deffo be back

Date: 19 October 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Hi all fantastic day an night last Tuesdays cant wait for 26th for Halloween party hope to meet new and old people came alone and have loads of fun

Date: 8 October 2021

Rating: OK
When there today and met a lovely lady and had a great time , well worth a visit

Date: 14 September 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Went today. Fantastic fun.

A lovely couple I know attended, wow just such lovely people very open and happy to play.

The guys were very respectful, a great lunchtime session for all.

R xxx

Date: 14 September 2021

Rating: Fabulous
visited this club when it first statrted a few times.wow what a place its spotless.excellent facilities.perfect staff.and the play areas are brilliant.we use the whole place when we went.we defo would be regulars if we lived closer.but we will be back soon as we can.cant wait to visit this lovely plce it has it all.and very safe and fun for bi couples.we be back soon.keep up the good work darren and all the staff.see you all soon.xxxxxx

Date: 14 September 2021

Rating: OK
I visited, after a long time, the sauna in Luton. The reason was the Bi-tastic night that is now moved on Tuesdays. When I first joined the club, like 3-4 years ago, it was on Tuesdays, but then it was moved on Fridays.

Anyway, the place and the staff are great. Also, I know it is a gay club/sauna, but the Bi-nights used to attract couples. Tonight, it was the absolute failure. I arrived around 20.00 and left at 22.30. No couples joined the time I attended. No play for me at all, tonight. I repeat, it is a gay club BUT since the management dedicates a Bi-night, once a week, I believe they should advertise it, to attract couples in. Even the website is not updated, properly. The price I paid was £17. Cheap ticket, for sure; and the receptionist informed me, before I pay, that there no couples yet. So, I give them a credit for this.

Tonight, the visit at the club was a big "hit and miss". I m not sure if I will visit again, soon. Let's hope they improve their advertishment and make couples interested in joining, the Bi-nights.

Date: 7 September 2021

Rating: Fabulous
I was there on the Tuesday as well, great couple the fabulous wife was riding sucking and bent over for lots of cock. Great crowd. Lovely single girl as well. Great morning. Bit quieter in the evening but plenty of fun still. Can only get better.

R xx

Date: 3 September 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Went today for the first time (Tuesday daytime)

No hassle entrance just show the Nhs Covid app pass and pay your fee

Some great fun with a lady in the top floor big tv room. She sat on top and rode me until we both came much to the appreciation of those watching.

Friendly crowd, respectful and great fun

Date: 31 August 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Went last week going this week as last friday befor thay go back to a Tuesday cant wait to see old and new friends and have loads of fun

Date: 27 August 2021

Rating: Fabulous
It’s getting better every week, really great crowd of people the last few weeks. It’s moving from Fridays after this week to an all day Tuesday event. We love it and the staff, just good open bi fun.

Russ xxxx

Date: 24 August 2021