Bitastictuesday @ The Greenhouse

Rating: Fabulous
Made our second visit to bitastic last night, and had a great time! On our previous visit some of the guys weren’t very respectful of limits, but this time there was none of that, and from talking to the (very helpful and friendly) management, it seems they are proactive in dealing with people like that.

We didn’t involve others in our play last night, but we enjoyed having C blindfolded on the cross and in the swing for everyone to watch me playing with her and fucking her, and we made use of the couples room where people watched as she squirted on me (we did wipe up after, I promise!)

The people there last night were friendly and chatty, and made us feel comfortable and welcome. We’ll be back again, hopefully to play with others too!

Date: 18 August 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Have not been for a while as Tuesday is just to difficult,so we decided to try out the new Friday night session. Went with hubby and our girlfriend, vicious, skinny, athletic, bitch, to see who is ready to play. All in all we had a great time but one guy over stepped the mark in just strolling up and hands on without asking. The other guys intervened but people like that really annoy hubby, who ultimately decides if, and where, we are going to play.

Apart from the plonker we had a wonderful time in the large play room with lots of guys and in a small private room. The staff are really friendly and chatty and the buffet was a great addition. I would recommend going as it is a great venue and people with the vast majority of guys being respectful and fun. Marie

Date: 13 August 2018

Rating: Fabulous
We are semi regulars now at the FRIDAY night Bitastic, and went last night (10th Aug). Was pleased to see that the numbers are starting to pick up and it was the busiest we've seen it with quite a few couple and obviously a fair few guys! Met some friends down there and ended up having a wild time in the jacuzzi (which had a lot of people playing in - which is great to see) followed by a new experience for me as I (male) found myself bound to the St Andrews Cross and having various toys and implements used on me by our sexy friends! As the night started to close out, and with a very sore backside - had a sensual play with a guy we have met before in the jacuzzi and certainly left tired but buzzing. Great friends, great company, great clientele, nice to meet some new couples and as always the staff are top notch. Hopefully the night will go from strength to strength,

Date: 11 August 2018

Rating: Fun
Visited on Friday night last week as our very first club visit (well, first for her, I’ve been before, but this was also my first time at the bitastic event).

We both found people to be friendly and welcoming, and she got over her nerves quite quickly and we enjoyed some time playing with each other.

We weren’t ready to include others in our play on this visit, and so it she did find it unnerving that guys felt it was ok to start touching her as we played, rather than asking first. Although a polite no was respected by them, some of them could definitely learn some manners!

The facilities make for a fun time, with opportunities to watch, be watched or join in being plentiful and varied. We particularly liked the large jacuzzi, the steam room, the St. Andrew’s Cross and the swings... ??

Sadly there were only 5 women in the club on the night we went (including us, excluding the manageress), only 2 of whom we saw playing, so there were a lot of guys by comparison, which did make her feel a bit intimidated, but perhaps this was simply a result of it being the school holidays?

We’ll be back again to play with each other and maybe other people next time...

Date: 9 August 2018

Rating: Fabulous
I’ve been many times and felt it was about time I reviewed this special place. Most importantly the staff are welcoming, efficient and fun and keep the place spotless. There are many interesting and varied play areas, including private rooms if you’re feeling a little shy. The crowd are genuinely bi .... bonus .... and more importantly friendly and chilled. Of course numbers vary but I have seen really busy nights with plenty of couples, TV’s and Bi guys. This could be one of the best venues in the south east, but guys and girls it’s up to you to make it special by attending regularly. As for my personal experiences, wow... always hot with plenty of attention. Have to say I’ve been gang banged quite a few times and left in a sticky mess. Xx

Date: 6 August 2018

Rating: Fun
Hi people, hope you're having a relaxing Sunday unless you're busy with a meet up in which case yee-hah!

Had a spur of the moment trip to Bitastic Tuesday (actually Friday) at The Greenhouse, Luton and had a really good time. The spa facilities are excellent, the lounge, gym and playrooms also and to top it off I met up with D&F for a little play and a relaxing chat. As Arnie said, "I'll be back!"

Date: 5 August 2018

Rating: Fun
Went last night 1st time since it changed to a Friday. It was a bit slow and I would say not as many as I have seen on a Tuesday, however we did get some fun and a few spunk shots in the glory holes and cuckess got barebacked in one of the rooms with a rather large spunk shot right up her, which I dutifully cleaned out when she sat on my face.

Date: 4 August 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Another great night at this wonderful club.

A hot night got even hotter. Clean, friendly and a great atmosphere.

Date: 16 July 2018

Rating: Fun
Another trip to Bitastic on Friday. Had a fun time, and believe firmly that as word spreads about this great night there will be more and more people attending as the facilities, staff, food and friendly vibe are all top notch. If you are free on Friday nights, and bisexual then get yourself down to the Greenhouse! :)

Date: 8 July 2018

Rating: Fun
Went to the inappropriately named 4th BiTasticTuesday event on a Friday. Was quiet to start but got better later and met some old and new acquaintances which is fun. This is a good venue, friendly crew and guests and an excellent buffet! This deserves to succeed so why not give this your support and come along?

Date: 23 June 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Club Bitastic is Now A Friday.

Date: 20 June 2018

Rating: Fun
Went last night for the second time since they switched to Friday nights. Fairly quiet which was a shame, but still had some fun in the jacuzzi, where we stayed for far too long! Love this club so really hope this night takes off - It's got all the Chams/Greenhouse trimmings, great staff and a very non-pushy friendly crowd, so it deserves to succeed. Only things I wish they would do is change their website to reflect it being on Fridays NOT Tuesdays, and I reckon dubbing the night 'The Chameleon Bitastic Night' would get more attention from the many people who don't realise the two clubs are linked. Anyway, can't wait til next visit :)

Date: 16 June 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Well, friday was fun, a number of fantastic couples we had the pleasure of meeting. The cinema room was very adventurous with many getting down and dirty lol.

All in all, so far so good. Still more to go to. Make it huge on fridays, but its looking promising.

You wont be disappointed. :)

Date: 4 June 2018

Rating: Fabulous
We attended the Friday launch party, good mixed crowd of people, lots of playrooms and lovely sauna and spa, great clean friendly club. We will certainly be back for more super sexy fun. Dave and Libby xx

Date: 3 June 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Attended the Friday launch of bitastic (they really should change the listing to get rid of the Tuesday reference). Already knew we liked the club - super friendly staff, amazing buffet (really, really amazing) and a good mix of couples and respectful males. Had a fun night, both socialising and playing and heres to many more :)

Date: 2 June 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Attended the launch of the Friday bitastic. What a fantastic evening, switching to a Friday seems to have made an already great night even better.

A great mix of friendly and sexy people made for an excellent evening.

Date: 2 June 2018

Rating: Fabulous
We attended our second Bitastic on Tuesday 15th May..... please read our first review further down to see how amazing this club is and how friendly the staff are. Once again CJ was willingly subjected to an all anal train on the kneeling stool where she took a battering and a whole load of cum all over her. She was put to work by D servicing all the men there and even got to enjoy her second round of double fisting the same guy we met on our first visit. Being pissed inside in the fantastic wet area was a massive turn on for her too!! This club has such a great atmosphere.... it’s filthy... it’s naughty and the clientele are all very respectful.. We love it so much we will be back again for more anal debauchery and filth on the 1st June as they are moving Bitastic to a weekend. Can’t wait!! A must visit for those who haven’t been yet!! Say hi if you’re going this Friday!!

Date: 31 May 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Went for there last Tuesday night looking forwould to then open friday night loads of hot sex to be had Love you all keep up great work

Date: 24 May 2018

Rating: Avoid
Went tonight for a “swingers” night as pointed out on the door. Stayed 3 hours and not one female or couple! Not like other clubs I have been to!!

Date: 9 May 2018

Rating: Fabulous
returned to bitastic on the 24th after a some time away from the scene and well what can i say, the place is still as amazing as it always was... felt welcomed instantly when i got there. it was spotlessly clean and quality music playing.

I managed to meet an amazing couple and another gentleman there who helped me achieve a few new firsts. everyone in this venue that I've come across have always been friendly relaxed and easy to get on with.

I would highly recommend visiting this club if you can as it's one not to miss, whether it's visiting the Jacuzzi or the fetish rooms and glory holes up stairs it's always clean and you'll always find something fun going on.

Date: 28 April 2018

Rating: Fabulous
We attended our first Bitastic on Tuesday 24th April and I can not praise the staff and the venue highly enough!! Such an incredibly warm welcome from the guys working there. Both D and I felt immediately at home. The club is clean, with an amazing atmosphere and it’s full of the most interesting characters!! There is a fantastic bar area with THE BEST gin selection I’ve ever seen in a club!! We were given a tour after which we were shown to the couples only changing room. This was spotless!!! D then put me to work sucking our friend till he was hard and then I offered him my holes to fuck which he did over the banister. The evening was spent being fucked up the arse by the queue of guys who so kindly dumped their loads all over me... when I shouted NEXT.... the next guy did the same and so on. After maybe 8 guys I was then subjected to being pissed on by them all in their wet area. WOW!!! I then also was delighted to be able to double fist an amazing guys arse in their fabulous dungeon. So so hot!! We can not thank the staff at the club enough and also the men I serviced for such an incredible evening. This club is a MUST visit for anyone.... it’s clean and well kept with the best level of filth and depravity you could wish for. Loads of public and private playrooms, saunas and jacuzzi, a well equipped dungeon and a nice chill out room too ! Lots of fun was had!! We are back on the 15th May for round 2!! Looking forward to returning to this amazing venue. CJ and D xxx

Date: 27 April 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Hello James and Lucy thank you for your comment. The leg and hand restraints have been replaced now.

Date: 24 April 2018

Rating: Fun
We attended on 17th April, It was quieter than normal but still had fun. This is a great venue xx

Date: 22 April 2018

Rating: Fun
Went tonight, first time in a while, bit quiet to start off but soon got going, will be back soon xx

Date: 17 April 2018

Rating: OK
We visitied the Neon Party night, parking easy in the car across the main road, free after 6pm. Understand it is normally brighter and not so dark. Lovely jacuzzi which we used, the rest of our time was upstairs in the play rooms. We found it very man heavy with a small number of couples there. It is very off putting when several single guys just follow you round.In the orgy room a woman was being bareback fucked by a number of guys. Which we found a bit disturbing and steered clear of them. Shame as would loved to have watched with the rest and let other men and women play with us both if they wished. A few guys lacked respect, a few decided they could intimate touch my partner without asking. Even in the couples only room, single men kept gatecrashing. One guy a number of times, very off putting. Silly thing is, if they asked then they would have been welcome to play. The sling is set too high for most men, one leg restraint is missing. The cross also has a hand restraint missing and we was told they have been missing for years. We will go back and give it another try and hope it not being so dark everywhere. Only from the fact we can be sure safe play will take place. The buffet was a nice touch and everyone seem friendly. Loved the layout upstairs, the rooms with viewing windows, the glory hole cells and the orgy room. Next time we give the orgy room a go.

Date: 15 April 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Great night for the fancy dress 80s.

Great decoration, fab food, drinks well priced. We were one of the 3 couples in the dark room all having fun, lots of naughty people.

Just great fun.

Thanks to all the staff, Darren your fab.

Russ & Merc xxxx

Date: 12 April 2018

Rating: OK
I was there last night, the place is nice but not really a good crowd.

Well, it depends on what type of people you are looking for, but for me it wasn’t really fun.

Go if you’re into older couples.

Date: 11 April 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Another great night - this place just goes from strength to strength. More lovely friendly couples and nice guys and gals - if you're not here on a Tuesday eve you are missing a treat!

Date: 11 April 2018

Rating: Fabulous
We went Tuesday and what a night a few more couples came and had a great night looking forward to next Tuesday that party hope to see some new and old faces

Date: 6 April 2018

Rating: Fabulous
attended last night and it was so much more busier than the last time we went. which certainly raised the temperature. A great crowd of people was good to catch up with old friends and the start of making some new ones. Everybody is so friendly there. Looking forward to our next visit already. Really keen to try some more of the facilities. There's lots more to explore.

Date: 5 April 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Well tonight was a lot of fun, it was very busy. Lots of couples, lots of sex, lots of social. It's getting busier and busier which is great.

Highly recommended and A1 establishment.

More cornflake choccy snacks lol !!

Date: 4 April 2018