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Bitastictuesday @ The Greenhouse

Rating: Fabulous
We attended our second Bitastic on Tuesday 15th May..... please read our first review further down to see how amazing this club is and how friendly the staff are. Once again CJ was willingly subjected to an all anal train on the kneeling stool where she took a battering and a whole load of cum all over her. She was put to work by D servicing all the men there and even got to enjoy her second round of double fisting the same guy we met on our first visit. Being pissed inside in the fantastic wet area was a massive turn on for her too!! This club has such a great atmosphere.... it’s filthy... it’s naughty and the clientele are all very respectful.. We love it so much we will be back again for more anal debauchery and filth on the 1st June as they are moving Bitastic to a weekend. Can’t wait!! A must visit for those who haven’t been yet!! Say hi if you’re going this Friday!!



Date: 31 May 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Went for there last Tuesday night looking forwould to then open friday night loads of hot sex to be had Love you all keep up great work

Date: 24 May 2018

Rating: Avoid
Went tonight for a “swingers” night as pointed out on the door. Stayed 3 hours and not one female or couple! Not like other clubs I have been to!!

Date: 9 May 2018

Rating: Fabulous
returned to bitastic on the 24th after a some time away from the scene and well what can i say, the place is still as amazing as it always was... felt welcomed instantly when i got there. it was spotlessly clean and quality music playing.

I managed to meet an amazing couple and another gentleman there who helped me achieve a few new firsts. everyone in this venue that I've come across have always been friendly relaxed and easy to get on with.

I would highly recommend visiting this club if you can as it's one not to miss, whether it's visiting the Jacuzzi or the fetish rooms and glory holes up stairs it's always clean and you'll always find something fun going on.


Date: 28 April 2018

Rating: Fabulous
We attended our first Bitastic on Tuesday 24th April and I can not praise the staff and the venue highly enough!! Such an incredibly warm welcome from the guys working there. Both D and I felt immediately at home. The club is clean, with an amazing atmosphere and it’s full of the most interesting characters!! There is a fantastic bar area with THE BEST gin selection I’ve ever seen in a club!! We were given a tour after which we were shown to the couples only changing room. This was spotless!!! D then put me to work sucking our friend till he was hard and then I offered him my holes to fuck which he did over the banister. The evening was spent being fucked up the arse by the queue of guys who so kindly dumped their loads all over me... when I shouted NEXT.... the next guy did the same and so on. After maybe 8 guys I was then subjected to being pissed on by them all in their wet area. WOW!!! I then also was delighted to be able to double fist an amazing guys arse in their fabulous dungeon. So so hot!! We can not thank the staff at the club enough and also the men I serviced for such an incredible evening. This club is a MUST visit for anyone.... it’s clean and well kept with the best level of filth and depravity you could wish for. Loads of public and private playrooms, saunas and jacuzzi, a well equipped dungeon and a nice chill out room too ! Lots of fun was had!! We are back on the 15th May for round 2!! Looking forward to returning to this amazing venue. CJ and D xxx



Date: 27 April 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Hello James and Lucy thank you for your comment. The leg and hand restraints have been replaced now.

Date: 24 April 2018

Rating: Fun
We attended on 17th April, It was quieter than normal but still had fun. This is a great venue xx

Date: 22 April 2018

Rating: Fun
Went tonight, first time in a while, bit quiet to start off but soon got going, will be back soon xx

Date: 17 April 2018

Rating: OK
We visitied the Neon Party night, parking easy in the car across the main road, free after 6pm. Understand it is normally brighter and not so dark. Lovely jacuzzi which we used, the rest of our time was upstairs in the play rooms. We found it very man heavy with a small number of couples there. It is very off putting when several single guys just follow you round.In the orgy room a woman was being bareback fucked by a number of guys. Which we found a bit disturbing and steered clear of them. Shame as would loved to have watched with the rest and let other men and women play with us both if they wished. A few guys lacked respect, a few decided they could intimate touch my partner without asking. Even in the couples only room, single men kept gatecrashing. One guy a number of times, very off putting. Silly thing is, if they asked then they would have been welcome to play. The sling is set too high for most men, one leg restraint is missing. The cross also has a hand restraint missing and we was told they have been missing for years. We will go back and give it another try and hope it not being so dark everywhere. Only from the fact we can be sure safe play will take place. The buffet was a nice touch and everyone seem friendly. Loved the layout upstairs, the rooms with viewing windows, the glory hole cells and the orgy room. Next time we give the orgy room a go.

Date: 15 April 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Great night for the fancy dress 80s.

Great decoration, fab food, drinks well priced. We were one of the 3 couples in the dark room all having fun, lots of naughty people.

Just great fun.

Thanks to all the staff, Darren your fab.

Russ & Merc xxxx


Date: 12 April 2018

Rating: OK
I was there last night, the place is nice but not really a good crowd.

Well, it depends on what type of people you are looking for, but for me it wasn’t really fun.

Go if you’re into older couples.


Date: 11 April 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Another great night - this place just goes from strength to strength. More lovely friendly couples and nice guys and gals - if you're not here on a Tuesday eve you are missing a treat!

Date: 11 April 2018

Rating: Fabulous
We went Tuesday and what a night a few more couples came and had a great night looking forward to next Tuesday that party hope to see some new and old faces

Date: 6 April 2018

Rating: Fabulous
attended last night and it was so much more busier than the last time we went. which certainly raised the temperature. A great crowd of people was good to catch up with old friends and the start of making some new ones. Everybody is so friendly there. Looking forward to our next visit already. Really keen to try some more of the facilities. There's lots more to explore.

Date: 5 April 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Well tonight was a lot of fun, it was very busy. Lots of couples, lots of sex, lots of social. It's getting busier and busier which is great.

Highly recommended and A1 establishment.

More cornflake choccy snacks lol !!


Date: 4 April 2018

Rating: OK
Great fun last night, lots of new faces.

Food great as usual. Be great to go back for the 10th Fancy dress.

R & M xx


Date: 28 March 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Another great night. Friendly staff and great company.Not my first visit so starting to feel more at home here but what a great group of sexy friendly people. If you met me, please say Hi. To quote General McArthur - I will return!

Date: 28 March 2018

Rating: Fun
Went with my lady friend, her first club visit. Had a great night, loads of play and fun going on.

She enjoyed the grope box and playing with a couple of guys in gang bang room.

Will be back


Date: 28 March 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Been here a few times always friendly and always a great night loads of fun to be had staff very nice

Date: 28 March 2018

Rating: OK
My first time Thank you so so much as a single guy spoke to some amazing people had some naughty Fun please message me the friends I made especially last min gym exercise ??????????

Date: 28 March 2018

Rating: Fabulous
After a last minute decision me and my Fwb decided to take a look at this club...we were missing our usual club and needed a bit e relaxing evening...well I can't give enough praise from the moment you walk in the bar area is so inviting....will definitely be going back again...nice to see some Kestrel people there...well done for the lovely spread see you soon

Date: 28 March 2018

Rating: Fabulous
I visited this lovely venue last Tuesday for the first time. As a straight guy i was a little apprehensive but really had no need to be I had a great night. I was made to feel welcome from the moment i arrived and met some fabulous people during the course of the evening.

Great facilities, clean and well maintained..

Can't wait to return.


Date: 25 March 2018

Rating: Fabulous
We went for the first time last night and had such a great night. A warm greeting on the door and then shown around by staff that seemed interested in making sure we have a great night and feel at ease. A really nice touch to have a couples only locker room I thought. The place was really clean and well thought out with great facilitys. Loads of room in the sauna and hot tub. Plenty of lockable play rooms and then some open areas for those more adventurous. We made great use of one of the swings.

A fully licenced bar that was cheaper than I was expecting, with a buffett put on mid evening that I would put a professional caterer to shame meant the entrance fee was more than reasonable.

We chatted to other customers throughout the night who we found to be very polite and friendly and mainly kept their distance when watching us play. We had a great chat with the staff at the end of the night. I only have two criticisms about the place, the parking isn great so arrive early there's not really much the club can do about it id imagine and the OPENING HOURS. It's such a shame that they only open for couples one night a week. They are sitting on a goldmine if they opened during the day for couples.

We've been looking for a new club to make our regular and I think we've found it. We can't wait to go again.


Date: 21 March 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Went for the first time last night with a female friend. Warmly greeted upon arrival. Shown round the venue with great enthusiasm, everything explained clearly. Very impressed with what we saw, very clean and presentable. Everyone was also respectful and friendly. Will definitely be going again. This place is an absolute gem xx

Date: 21 March 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Another fabulous night last Tuesday - great to catch up with so many friends and such a wide spread (heh heh) of different people, singles and couples having sexy fun on a superb burlesque night. As always Darren and the staff put on such a good party atmosphere, can't praise them enough. If you haven't been then you're seriously missing out. Can't wait for next time!

Date: 17 March 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Great night. Darren and all the team fabulous. We had a great time being fucked in the orgy room.

Met Katie for the first time stunning, David is gorgeous, cant wait till next time.

The decorations for the fancy dress party were great. See you next time xxx


Date: 15 March 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Thanks for another great evening with friends new and existing! We are always guaranteed a fabulous night. Darren and all the team work so hard to give everyone the opportunity to enjoy themselves. Don't think twice .... always worth the trip. Xxx

Date: 14 March 2018

Rating: Fabulous
It was my 1st night to bitastic and oh my god what a night thanks Darren and the team till next time x myvanwy x

Date: 14 March 2018

Rating: Fun
Had a great night at the Greenhouse. Not loads of people there but everyone was very nice and up for fun. Place was very clean and very well serviced. Would recommend if you are in the area.

Date: 28 February 2018

Rating: Fun
Our second visit last night for bi night and oh my word what a great night. All the guys were very respectful and up for lots of fun. Well worth travelling that little bit further. The spa is clean and well laid out with lots of different rooms to play in. Although a bit of a drive It's well worth it and will definately be back soon.

Date: 28 February 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Visited the club for the first time yesterday. Fantastic venue, lovely and clean, lots of various play areas, buffet was really good as well. Great mixture of single people and couples last night. We had a super sexy night and lots of fun. Certainly coming back A&G x

Date: 14 February 2018

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