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Bitastictuesday @ The Greenhouse

Rating: Fabulous
Went for the first time the other week and couldn't help but enjoy the experience. Even tho there wasn't many couples in but the organisers were great and friendly and actually stuck with the rules but not letting in anymore single guys once there was a few of them.

I enjoyed the experience it was nice the place is clean, the drink prices were good and that's always a bonus for me :D organiser's were friendly and welcoming.

Hopefully I will get the chance to go again.

Thanks Tynx


Date: 9 January 2017

Rating: Avoid
attempted to get into the club tonight at 0840 pm to be told no more single guys wasted journey

Date: 29 November 2016

Rating: OK
Met a lovely couple here from North/South London and north/south of the equator. The hot tub was a bit slippery, so we all held on..Couldn't find them in the dark room, so we went upstairs ;)

I like this club, but get there early as they are strict with the ratio.


Date: 26 October 2016

Rating: Avoid
Been going to this club now for some time but avoid Tuesday nights. It gets way to hot in there. The only place you can play now is the top floor and thats where you will find everyone. The top floor by 9.30pm was so uncomfortable people was leaving because of it you just could not breath. The couples room was a free for all with single guys walking in, not an issue for me this time as I was a single guy but that room is a safe haven at times when there with my friend. There is no one walking round making sure people are safe and rules are being kept to. its more a health spa now with both Cinema rooms turned into gym and a sitting room. the Hot hub dose not work nor dose any of the air con units, the food was great but now is point less even doing, the place has really gone downhill in the last few week. Avoid mainly due to the heat of the place trust me they need air con units upstairs when needed no body can paly in that kind of heat.

Date: 8 October 2016

Rating: Fun
Went to this club on Tuesday 6th September and had a great time...Played with several poeple and enjoyed the facilities.Lovely buffet and good campany.

Will be back for sure


Date: 16 September 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Took a friend to this lovely club yesterday, really clean, great facilities, lovely friendly people. It was a bit quiet but still a great night.

Will definitely be returning :)


Date: 31 August 2016

Rating: Fun
Fab club..clean tidy and welcoming.great facilities.

Attended bitastic night a bit quiet but plenty of fun for me and my special fab chaperone..great to attend as a couple.


Date: 31 August 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Popped by tonight (31st) and chilled out before having some fun with a very sexy couple. Clean venue with lots of rooms. Hope the bi nights continue to gain popularity

Date: 30 August 2016

Rating: Fabulous
First time we have been since the play rooms have been open. What a great night. Big hi and thanks to the people who joined us in the big end room and the guy who let mister nibble his piercing.

We will definitely be back when we get the chance.


Date: 3 August 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Went to Bitastic Tuesday for the first time and had one of the best nights I have experienced since I started swinging!! I was immediately impressed by the facilities and the standard of cleanliness throughout the club. Unusually for a swingers club it has a very well stocked bar with a wide variety of soft drinks, beers and spirits as well as a very good complimentary buffet. All prices including the entrance fee were very reasonable. The only down side initially was that it was a bit quiet. However after an hour or so more people arrived and there was a good mix of men and women in the lounge enjoying the buffet and getting to know each other. After the buffet the fun really began, first I had a fantastic slippery tit fuck with one gorgeous lady followed by what can only be described as an amazing full on bi orgy in the cinema room, involving two couples and a group of us guys. The two ladies were stunning and the atmosphere was one of sheer uninhibited pleasure. I felt so good when I left the club having cum enough times to feel completely satisfied and looking forward to next time when we will be going as a couple.

Date: 18 July 2016

Rating: Fabulous
We did go back and Wow.... what an evening. The Greenhouse is certainly a great place to meet friends and make new ones. Staff create a great atmosphere and standards are truly the best.

Date: 7 July 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Yet another fantastic evening had tonight. Fairly busy however the usual high standards of the rooms and facilities were still there as they normally are. All the staff working were making sure everyone was enjoying themselves showing a couple of new people around and in general once again excelling in what they do. Let's hope the attendance is the same again next time.

Many thanks again.


Date: 6 July 2016

Rating: Fun
Great night tonight though shame there wasn't a few more ladies, had a bit of a play though so I'm sure I'll be back soon x

Date: 29 June 2016

Rating: Fabulous
What a fabulous place. So clean, comfortable and most of all great people. Our first visit and staff couldn't do enough to help. It was quiet but a hidden gem for those of you who haven't yet ventured there. Will definitely be going back as soon as we can.



Date: 15 June 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Been once so far and was a whole lotta fun, i'm going again solo on Tues 28th June ... lets hope it will be as much fun x

Date: 11 June 2016

Rating: Fabulous
OK,so we're not truly a Bi-couple, so its not fully "geared-up" for both of us, but WOW, what a venue. Probably the best indoor Spa in the South East, very clean, with great staff, well laid out, but make sure you ask for a tour on your 1st visit.

It's a shame that mixed couple are only allowed once a week.


Date: 27 April 2016

Rating: Fun
Definitely a club where there are truely bisexual clients.

No straights pretending here.

We had great fun living out our fantasy s aided by a polite wait to be asked crowd.

Much better than expected

Sure To go back again

very well presented venue

Only factor that was negative was the venue was slightly to warm ( saunas and steam rooms could add to this) spotlessly clean venue impressed by that



Date: 13 April 2016

Rating: Fabulous
We went on Feb the 15th, Fantastic staff, Darren is cool and H is charming.

We met some fabulous people, although it was quiet everyone had fun.

We are definitely going back on 5th April 2016 and intend to rent a room in the accommodation area.

Russ & Mercedes xx


Date: 18 March 2016

Rating: OK
Went to this club previously last year and had a great time. Went tonight with a females and discovered that TVs have now been banned. Apparently some bad behaviour by some and complaints has resulted in the policy changing in the last couple of weeks. Sadly the website had not been fully changed and the about section had earlier been stating TVs were allowed. I still wasn't allowed in dressed so rather than a wasted journey with my friend I had to clean myself up.

I did have a good time and everyone was nice. The refurbishment is great, facilities are clean and excellent and the buffet lovely. But I really am so disappointed that this has happened and that's yet another event TVs are no longer welcome.


Date: 16 March 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Great club with great facilities, Was made to feel very welcome here and had a fantastic night. Hope to return again soon.

Date: 9 March 2016

Rating: Fun
Lovely atmosphere

Clean and very friendly staff , this are the words we would express about this place

Had an amazing time


Date: 2 March 2016

Rating: OK
Definitely one of the best nights at Bitastic so far. The facilities and staff really are second to none and lots of really lovely couples and guys to chat with and enjoy. The new couples are and private rooms are gorgeous as is the new orgy room. Really great stuff Darren and the team. Keep up the excellent work and we will be back soon. Xxxx

Date: 24 February 2016

Rating: Fabulous
As the comment say's below, this club is stunning like a 5 star spa. Don't just settle with the club you go to week in week out try this place and like us you will be back every week. Such a busy night there packed with sexy couples and men. They have just had a major refit all brand spanking new must have spent a fortune on the place it truly is stunning like I said don't settle with the same old club money is put back into this place for our enjoyment and the events they hold are amazing Darren puts his heart and sole into the place and events and makes everyone feel welcome and at home. Try it once trust me you will be back. Oh and the free buffet is amazing.

Date: 24 February 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Visited tonight as a couple, one of the best clubs we have been to, excellent facilities and great helpful staff, met a great guy D and would love to meet again, thanks for a great evening.

Date: 24 February 2016

Rating: Fabulous
We have not found any issues with anyone from the transgender community or anybody all. We actually had a lovely time with a guy and a transgender on our last visit between Christmas and New Year.

If one person has been a pain and has now been banned good as it really is a great venue and a great night out.


Date: 10 January 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Big foot in a wig has been banned I have been told tonight by the amazing host of the club, but we know what you mean by the Tvs bit. Stunning club every one try it I guarantee you will be back

Date: 8 January 2016

Rating: OK
Been there a few times and can say as venues go there is no better I have been to. Its a shame as a swingers club TVs are allowed in and there has been one there most weeks that is very rude and aggressive and after last Tuesday has but me off going on a Tuesday. He/She was so rude and horrible to a few lovely couples there and forceful it was horrible to witness. So if you see a tall black Tv there and your a couple leave as He/She seems to have an issue with women.

Date: 7 January 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Great evning lots of fun to be had.four couples a few tvs and lots of singles.gets better every time.we just wish it could be held on a Friday,and open a little bit earlier.

Date: 30 December 2015

Rating: Fun
We are going tonight for the 2nd time. It is a very chilled and relaxed atmosphere. Great venue with very friendly staff.

Date: 29 December 2015

Rating: Fabulous
This club is going from strength to strength and gets better every time we go. We can only echo the views below, Darren is very welcoming and does everything possible to make sure you have a great night. The buffet is superb. The lucky locker prizes were fantastic and we will have a lot of fun with them - the paddle came in very useful lol. See you all next year we will definitely be back

Date: 24 December 2015

Rating: Fabulous
What another amazing night hosted by Darren, There's no other club like it what an event the stripper was amazing in the new stage area and the prizes where exceptional. No other club hosts events like this and the buffet was something else. Really try this place you wont be disappointed, Check out there pictures on there web site it truly high class, the food is stunning and there is fun every where you turn, Darren works so hard pleasing his guests and is so lovely and welcoming the moment you walk thought the door.

Date: 24 December 2015

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