 | We first came to JayDee's, as nervous as sin,
Didn't know what to expect, or where to begin.
But Nat and Matt, and Rich and Helen too,
Gave us a warm welcome, as we were so new.
Annette gave the tour, bless her kind heart,
And was full of great advice right from the start.
The music's a-thumpin', the lights are so flashy,
The DJ's droppin' beats like Nicey and Smashy.
On neon nights, we're a-glow in orange and lime,
And the pole? We gave it a try, but fell on our ass every time.
Kaz serves all the drinks with a wink and a smile,
And might even join you to dance for a while.
The hot tub's a great place for good old chinwags,
When your feet need a rest and your energy lags.
Then try dressing down and go upstairs if you're keen,
To soak it all in, but watch out for the beam.
Whether in private or open, if you like what you see,
Why not stay for a while, and play and be free.
It's always a date night, enhanced by inviting others,
We never 'kiss & tell' what goes on under our covers.
JayDee's is simply the best club we've ever been to,
So give it a go, it'll be perfect for someone like you!
Date: 4 August 2025
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