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Eureka Parties

Fawkham Kent, South East

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The South Easts Premier Adult Night Out and with over 200 people attending every Saturday and over 100 on Friday nights probably one of the busiest !

We are set in over 23 acres of land so parking isnt a problem and with two jacuzzis,a sauna, steam room, showers, four themed play rooms, a stunningly refurbished couples room and a dance area with seating for 180, you should find plenty to do.

We hold parties every Wednesday,Friday and Saturday as well as themed nights most Thursdays(see http://www.eurekaparties.co.uk/calendar/ for details)

We Now have a licence to sell alcohol and our bar is fully stocked with every drink you can imagine, you are still welcome to bring your own. If you want to stay over we have cabins available, please book well in advance for Saturdays as they go quickly. To book a cabin please call 01474 704418

If its your first visit please let us know when you sign in and we will give you a tour of our facilities.

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Rating: Fun
Been to this secluded club now for the last two Tuesdays and was pleasantly surprised by the friendly people I met there. The place is very large and has lots of varied environments both indoors and out for sunbathing and fun. In addition I was very fortunate to be given a tour of the whole place by Raquel. She is a gorgeously curvy blonde with a beautiful smile who wears enticing outfits that accentuates her sweet figure. She immediately put me, a relative newbie who is a bit shy, at ease with her inviting eyes and warmly welcomimg attitude. She is very good at massages whilst chatting in a bright yet intimate manner. She left me looking forward to regular sessions in her cosy hut. I really cannot recommend her highly enough as a lovely person to highlight your day at this friendly club.

Date: 19 August 2018

Rating: OK
We attended the couples only party at Eurekas last night. It was our fourth visit to a Eurekas party and unfortunately our experience wasn't good. Everytime we have been, at about 10pm, the music gets turned up so loud that you can't hear yourself think, let alone talk to anyone. The only option you have is to go outside, which is fine during the summer when it's dry, but not so much if it's raining or cold.

Talking of temperature, inside the venue gets way too hot, making it uncomfortable to sit in for any length of time. Also, the layout of the room with numbered booths/tables makes it incredibly hard for new visitors to meet and chat with new people. Therefore, unless you're going with others or are prepared to get in the hot tub or sauna, it makes meeting new people very difficult.

All in all, what with the too loud music and the too hot main room, it isn't really a venue we enjoy.

Gee & Nik


Date: 18 August 2018

Rating: Fabulous
It was my first time at the venue. Everyone I met from staff to punters was friendly and approachable. It wasn't long before I was engaging in some fun myself. The venue is perfect and I felt very comfortable being completely naked all the time I was there, embracing naturism. Lots of wonderful people of all shapes and sizes. The facilities are were clean and practical, and the grounds are simply fantastic including the pool. I think this is going to be a regular haunt for me.

Date: 12 August 2018

Rating: Fun
This was our first time so we were unsure what to expect. The staff are amazing from the main gate right into the club it’s self x brilliant party vibe and loads of dancing x glad we had a tour so we knew where everything was Xx will be back when we can now to try during the day x

Date: 12 August 2018

Rating: OK
It is clear the club enjoys a good following as many people seemed to know each other very well. The music was deafening so there was little chance to chat unless you were outside the main area. We acknowledge that people were having fun but we couldn't get into the atmosphere. Great if you enjoy the big club feel but it was not for us. Each to their own, so all power to those who clearly love the club. This was just our own experience so check it out for sure, it may be the place for you.

Date: 11 August 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Simply can’t get enough of this place had a good laugh at the naked party me and the Mrs only been coming since June but feel like we’ve been coming for a lifetime it’s our second home and it’s a bounus we’re local cant praise the place enough

Date: 11 August 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Had another wonderful evening at Eurekas on Wednesday for the Bi_Fun_Parties this plqcebjust gtwbbttervqnd better Thank you for everything xx

Date: 10 August 2018

Rating: Fabulous
We went for our 1st visit yesterday daytime.

Great facilities

Friendly staff

Just a shame about the weather

We will be back


Date: 10 August 2018

Rating: OK
We've been coming since June totally addicted great company lots of fun and great facilities ignore the negative people and check it out for yourself x

Date: 9 August 2018

Rating: Fabulous
First visit to this club and in my opinion it is brilliant - friendly staff, good venue amazing wooded area the 10 hours I was there flew by! Can’t wait to visit again

Date: 8 August 2018

Rating: Fun
Went for the first time last Monday and had an excellent time in the lower field, pool and playrooms, made some friends we hope to see again, hopefully the couples won't be so shy next time. it's a long way, but definitely worth the trip!

Date: 8 August 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Having been various times this year, we had a few days off and decided to bok a cabin for 2 nights to make a 3 day break. Met lots of old friends and made lots of new ones. We found the single men respectful and a lot of them were really good company to sit and chat with into the evening. Although comparative newbies, we have always found the staff friendly and helpful and having seen them starting at 730 in the morning until late appreciate the hard work that goes into the place. The facilities boosted by the tropical weather made our visit the perfect combination of chilling and fun and thanks to all the people, both staff and guests who added to that experience.

Date: 8 August 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Every visit to the club is great!

Friendly people, great facilities and fab place to chill.

If you haven’t been before give it a go. Reading previous comments I’ve Never had any problems with staff or management in fact they go out there way to make your visit enjoyable.



Date: 8 August 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Attended this club a few times with my partner in crime now! staff are friendly the members who attend are usually very welcoming, favourite nights are Friday and Saturday nights, only event I refuse to go back to is BMFC as atmosphere is poor and music selection is not great we have given this event 3 chances and not once we have enjoyed it.

Other than this event the club is great


Date: 8 August 2018

Rating: OK
used to like this club ...not now enough said ...a lot of fab reviews by the same people

Date: 7 August 2018

Rating: OK
Well, what can I say - like a fine wine, this place just gets better over the years! I started going again recently after a very long hiatus, but when I returned this year, I was taken aback by how friendly a club this is, with some really lovely members in attendance. I've definitely made some new, lovely friends there since returning over the last couple of months, and also met quite a few old ones, all of whom I look forward to seeing again soon. If you don't want to sit in the clubhouse during the hot spell, then why not enjoy a bit of naked sunbathing on the two lawns, or a lovely naked stroll in their vast woodlands? You'll never know just how the day could unfold! I'm usually there on a Sunday, which is a great day for chilling out and if anything happens, it's a bonus. Big thanks to Mike and the team who make Eureka the great place it is. Looking forward to the Bank Holiday fun and games!

Date: 7 August 2018

Rating: Fun
Saddened to see the crap reviews of late. This is our club of choice, something for everyone.. and we have always been made to feel more than welcome. Keep doing what you're doing guys! And for people that are now dubious of this club.. I can assure we have never felt more safe in a club and we credit that to Michael and the team around him. They don't tolerate people taking the piss.. and that's what you need in the club scene as many step over the line. May see you Saturday xx

Date: 7 August 2018

Rating: OK
We have been to this club today and had a good day sunbathing,socialising and swimming. Hope we will find the time and weather to make it back there.

Date: 6 August 2018

Rating: Fabulous
What can we say - our first visit was now a year ago and it just gets better and better. We no longer consider ourselves newbies and have attended many Saturday parties and have been enjoying the sunny days by the pool too. We’ve never had a bad experience at Eurekas and have always found the staff to go beyond expectations to make our time there as we want it to be - Special shout out to Kels, Ray, Marc, Steve, Sally and the lovely Duncan who always greet us with a smile and make us feel so welcome.

Never a dull moment, always good fun, clean &tidy. Spot on guys. Xx


Date: 6 August 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Had another great weekend spent at eurekas. As a single woman never had an issue here and feel perfectly safe wandering round on my own. I went to bmfc even though That’s not really my thing and as always have a fun night found the guys very respectful and left me to enjoy myself on the dance floor.

Rainbow fab social was a great night. Lovely to see loads of people dressed up for it. Music was great atmosphere was brilliant as always.

No place is ever going to please everyone but I love this place. Day and night I think you can’t beat it.



Date: 6 August 2018

Rating: Fabulous
This club has recently received some really negative reviews and I would just like say I find these very unjust.

During these hot summer days myself as a rational human being realise that there may be a queue to sign in and a lack of lockers by lunchtime due to sheer numbers of visitors... that’s why I plan my day wisely and aim to get there at 10am for when it opens.

As a single woman I fell extremely comfortable and have no qualms In going all by myself.

Yes I may have single men come up and talk to me, but I feel it’s no different to any other club...in fact.. on the two occasions I went to kestrels before it closed I found that I was pestered far more.

The club has a no sexual activity rule for the pool and poolside area and hot tubs which I’m personally greatful for as I don’t want to be swimming in bodily fluids... unlike kestrels.

Yes we was told it wasn’t allowed but both times I left the pool due to lots of people having unprotected sex in there... which in this lifestyle is like playing Russian roulette.. so bravo the Eureka team in having this rule and also telling people who seem to forget this rule or fail to read the signs!

Saturday was the rainbow Fab social night that I attended and even though the evening was dampened by an idiot pushing his luck and touching someone inappropriately which caused the security staff to deal with him, it was still a great night.... a very busy night too!

Everyone who works there need praising because I feel they do a wonderful job.

It’s hard to please everyone.. some folk want peace and quiet round the pool whilst the others want music on...some people want to be voyeurs and have people follow them and watch them in the woods whilst others don’t.

I once heard someone complain about wasps whilst sunbathing and them having a spider in their cabin... last I knew every person and Home has these things to deal with.. why should this be any different here?!

If for any reason your wondering wether to go and are reading these reviews then may I say be proactive and go make your own judgement!



Date: 6 August 2018

Rating: Fabulous
We visit about once a month, normally staying for the weekend. This is the only club where we feel totally comfortable. The staff have always been amazingly friendly. We can't wait for our next visit, over the August Bank Holiday weekend.

Date: 6 August 2018

Rating: Fabulous
I love the place. And you can find me here most Saturdays.

Date: 5 August 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Absolutely love this place! Amazing people and amazing staff! They are always on hand with any problems and solve them very quickly x I go during the day and evenings and can’t rate this place high enough x great show playing cracking tunes too!!

Date: 5 August 2018

Rating: OK
First visit today, had a choice of going to my local nudist beach or trek to Eurekas. I'm glad I did, the grounds were lovely, including the woods, the pool was a good size.

For me it's definitely a summer venue as indoors could do with tlc or certainly a good scrub.

There was alot of staff too who were friendly enough.


Date: 5 August 2018

Rating: OK
Another hot day spent at eureka on sat up by the pool

However this place is going downhill fast the people and by the staff are rude and lacking in customer service.

The pool was as hot as the outside air and not once in 8 hours did we see the water tested and the pump and filters need tlc as water cloudy from first thing and full of bugs etc.

The vistors are generally all good all though a lot of the single guys ruin it with there constant pestering if you happen to walk off for shade.

The main club house is so poor now theres no way we would go for an evening just read the other reviews so as not to labour the point here.

I would suggest more money and longevity for the club would be to listen to feedback make changes limit some max numbers and work on the hygenie of the facilties.



Date: 5 August 2018

Rating: Avoid
0 stars. Absolute shithole in every way imaginable.

Despite having a fairly enjoyable afternoon sunbathing and relaxing in the pool this place became an absolute hell on Earth after dark.

Upon arrival we were treated poorly by rude and condescending staff, not given a tour despite the fact there was plenty of staff on hand. Sadly they were too busy chain smoking and stuffing their gaping maws with greasy chips to be of any use.

The main building was filthy, delapidated and smelled of cheap cigarettes and even cheaper food.

We didn’t even want to go inside to use the toilet, let alone have sex in there.

During the day the other clientele were perfectly respectful and fun but as soon as the sun went down all bets were off.

In the main the other guests simply weren’t our type, which is fine as every club night is different and perhaps we weren’t the type of customers they’re trying to attract but several people completely overstepped the boundary and ruined the night for us and our friends.

Be aware if you’re attending that the phrase ‘too many dicks on the dancefloor’ has never been more appropriate as hordes of unchecked single men outnumbered everyone else by 10 to 1 at least. Some moved on when asked but others refused and acted in an aggressive and threatening manner which was actually incredibly intimidating. We don’t go to a swingers club expecting fights to break out. They completely ruined the night for us, and probably many others.

On the subject of fights it turns out the owner of the club is a violent thug who assaulted a good friend of ours with his gang of heavies in a completely unprovoked attack. One brave security guard stepped in and we thank her for her help. Luckily our friend has plenty of witnesses and will be pressing charges.

We don’t know what the owner was on but it was clear the ‘no drugs policy’ was a case of do as I say, not as I do!

We’ve been around the block, can tolerate most things and still see the funny side but this place takes the biscuit. We didn’t have high expectations before we arrived but it really couldn’t have been any shitter even in our worst nightmares.

If this was your first experience of the Lifestyle you’d probably join a convent and live out the rest of your life traumatised with ptsd. You couldn’t pay us enough to go within 10miles of that dump ever again.

Avoid avoid avoid!!!!



Date: 5 August 2018

Rating: Fun
Another great day and evening yesterday, with an unplanned sleepover this time! Lots going on and met some really nice people. The only slightly negative point was that they closed the pool at 6pm for some reason. Everyone I mentioned this in conversation with could not think why that would have been done and were surprised themselves. I completely forgot to ask the staff why. Real pity as it was lovely in the sun.

Even the 'normal' closing time seems early to me. I really wish it would stay open until, say, 9pm at this time of the year. Got to make the most of it while you can!


Date: 5 August 2018

Rating: Fun
Only visit during the day theses days but always have a great time and love the facilities. If only the single guys understood etiquette.....



Date: 5 August 2018

Rating: OK
We attended BMFC at Eurekas on Friday night and stayed for the day today. Although we can’t give them the credit for the beautiful weather we can give them credit for the excellent facilities they provided to enjoy it. Both the event and the day time relaxing made for a very enjoyable experience. Thanks to all the organisers staff and guests xX

Date: 4 August 2018

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