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Rio's

Rating: Fun
Had our 1st ever club visit tonight as we took the plunge and headed to rios Kentish town for the couples night. Really enjoyed it, nice people, most of all a bloke called John who gave us a tour as newbies,clean place no pushy people just lots of couples playing peacfully. We had sex in the steam room and in a private room too was so good. Then for God knows what reason they let single guys in at 12am which would be fine if the blokes that came in weren't the absolute scum of the earth. Vile, rude loud trampy pigs. Ruined a really great night as ourselves and a few other couples left immediately. Really wish it had just stayed as the couples night all night. Have no idea why you would throw 10-12 absolute pigs into a couples night that had been a nice relaxed setting till then. We will be back but will definitely be leaving at 1130 before the living dead are shuffled in for no reason on a couples night.

Date: 8 April 2019

Rating: Fun
Always fun with the staff and punters very intimate

Date: 6 April 2019

Rating: Fabulous
Me my partner and Friends went this Sunday. We were surprised how nice it was. It’s was clean, great facilities. Lots of steam rooms and saunas, pool, and jacuzzi a chill area with a movie on. Lots of showers.

you could have water, squash or tea and coffee. Nice garden area and for smoking.

Lockable play rooms

Perfect, I don’t know how anyone can moan about this place.


Date: 1 April 2019

Rating: OK
We went on Saturday and it was greatetc some cool peeps x

Date: 1 April 2019

Rating: OK
So agree with below ?? full of perverts and mgmt do f all

Date: 30 March 2019

Rating: Avoid
Glad we didn't pay more than we did for entry as it was not worth it.

Had to complain about woman facetiming in the club as she was sitting in front of us and we were in the shot.

Club is worn and tired and needs investment.

Lounge area was more like a takeaway with all the food deliveries and whilst I understand we all need to eat do you really need a Nando's or Dominoes in a club?


Date: 28 March 2019

Rating: Fun
Wow what a night I'm a regular at Rio's and have been for years , I enjoy going here the staff are awesome management is good and security is on point nice couples and singles

Date: 24 March 2019

Rating: OK
Been to Rios a few times now. I meet some interesting people down there. Hope to be going down again soon.

Date: 23 March 2019

Rating: Fun
I’ve been to Rios many times over the last few years. It can be a bit hit and miss but you can always have a good time if you approach it with the right expectations.

The facilities are nice and clean, I particularly like the steam rooms.

The men to women ratio isn’t usually great but if you’re respectful and can hold a conversation, it isn’t that hard to find a match.

Personnaly prefer going on Sunday afternoon/evening as the crowd tends to be fun while not as full as on Fridays or Saturday nights.


Date: 19 March 2019

Rating: OK
I the hubby went on scout today as you do. Receptionist very helpful. Staff were sound and chatty. More so with regs as to be expected. Clean but do advise take flip flops as can be slippy.

Lots of men on sniff . No interest in place which is cool but no need to follow. Id go again . And hope C wants as we need a break


Date: 17 March 2019

Rating: Avoid
We went to Rio couple night tonight below is he honest review

Club is reasonably clean

Staff are not rude but some of them are not very pleasent

There were people playing in jacuzzis the which we found was not hygienic

Not the really bad part

You have to wait for Room to be free to play

One or two couple were holding two rooms for at least three hours which we found very odd as it’s extremly selfish of them

The whole atmosphere was very odd

We will not be returning



Date: 17 March 2019

Rating: Fun
Not bad at all jacuzzi hot tub, sauna, steam room, you can even lay back in the lounge with a cuppa and watch a movie if you want, although you get more men than women but everyone’s pretty polite and social.

Date: 13 March 2019

Rating: Fun
I go to Rios to sometimes meet gentlemen I agree to meet on here in advance in accordance to what I am after. I am also going sometimes for a steam and a sauna as I live nearby. I usually am in my panties or naked as this is after all naturist. I don't mind people looking at all. But for the love of all things guys try to make some decent conversation.

The two questions I get are donyou want a massage just straight in or where are you from. I mean really? You can do better than that.

The club is clean generally and for the price the quality is good!


Date: 9 March 2019

Rating: Avoid
Absolutely rubbish.

The ladies behind the bar are rude. Dont even look at you while serving you. Rather talking away amongst themselves.

One of the pools had a sign out of service when it wasn't. The lady at the bar said it will open at 6pm. I stayed on just to use the pool and it still didn't open (I was there till 7:30pm). Quality of towels were poor. And a single guy pays £25 when there are no women there. 20:1 ratio which is absolutely poor.

Avoid it guys!


Date: 8 March 2019

Rating: OK
Curiosity got the better of me and spent a couple of hours there from 5pm yesterday. I have to say that the club itself surprised me, from what was being read on this forum I was expecting it to be a right dive. It was clean enough though and perfect for de-stressing. However, to all the single guys - will you have a bit of respect for yourselves and each other. I was cringing at your actions, seeing a lady enter the sauna and immediately a dozen men follow her in. She would then leave rapidly and head for the other sauna, again most men followed. I observed most of this whilst sitting in one of the three saunas Rio's have, on my own I might add, although I have to admit I was hoping I would be joined by a female. Anyway, passing guys would look through the sauna window, see that no female were inside and move on. I enjoy a bit of good old fashioned adult fun but there are ways to impress the ladies. Come on guys, stop putting us decent men to shame. Overall the club was ok, clean and friendly but ultimately let down by the men on the hunt for females. Oh, and the females wearing swimming costumes???

Date: 8 March 2019

Rating: OK
Nice place for a couple of hours of relax....the facilities are quite old style but it's ok for the price paid. Very relaxing atmosphere....however the crowd was not my favourite that night...I'd expect better looking people ...overall it is ok but it has room for improvement. Met a hot lad which was a plus....not sure I'll be coming back tho.

Date: 5 March 2019

Rating: OK
Guess, we are getting use to writing reviews here. Yesterday we had fun however for some reason the steam room and hot tub was really hot more than tolerable so we had to keep moving constantly. Nonetheless, we had steamy fun in the little steam room with a European couple. Shame we didn't get to say bye but if you are here, mesage us.

Date: 3 March 2019

Rating: Fabulous
I’ve been visiting this place for years. I think it’s unique in London and possibly BGHS is the only comparable place in the rest of the UK.

The issue is that it is not a swingers club. It is a naturist spa with excellent facilities where some fun might be had but it’s not guaranteed.

Attended on a Tuesday night with a lady friend.

We hooked up with a lovely Frenchman who felt us both up in a jacuzzi where we also met a delicious Bulgarian beauty and her partner.

One thing led to another and we had an exhuberant sweaty fuck session for several hours.

It’s like Forest Gump’s mothers’s box of chocolates.

Maginificent. Naked barmaids, excellent tea. If that’s not distracting enough it’s a great place to watch the footy.



Date: 2 March 2019

Rating: OK
Spent a couple of hors here late this afternoon. Deb had fun with a young guy, but other than that not much to say about the place. Rooms could do with being upgraded, and also something could be done about so many people knocking on the doors when they are locked. Very much doubt we will go again.

Date: 1 March 2019

Rating: OK
Me and my girl went on Saturday we have few drinks of red wine then head for the playing start eating out her little tight chocolate pussy fuck for hours she was looking for a hot girl to play with but she never see anything that she fancy so we went jacuzzi where I eat her ass out for hours it was a great evening

Date: 25 February 2019

Rating: OK
We went Saturday and watched the boxing there, its a OK place but gets a bit boring there. It needs better looking peogle there but they was friendly . We never played just used the facilities x

Date: 25 February 2019

Rating: Fun
Visited PM 22nd February. Unusually quiet. I believe there may have been MF couple playing when I arrived otherwise only two or three coloured ladies enjoying the spa facilities. Later in after nice looking couple arrived may have played after I left or could just have been naturists. Had some bi fun with a guy who gave me two amazing blow jobs.

So a worthwhile visit.


Date: 25 February 2019

Rating: OK
Mostly men, and less women. Hope it's more gender balanced. Don't know how couple only time is.

Date: 24 February 2019

Rating: OK
Popped into Rios on Thursday afternoon for a couple of hours. Much busier than we expected but managed to 'soak' a playroom with someone we'd met there before...good times!

Date: 23 February 2019

Rating: OK
Popped in today was very nice, there was a stunning couple in the steam room looking for fun, the female was gorgeous just a shame all the males got very full on on they stopped xx

Date: 19 February 2019

Rating: OK
Another fab Saturday couples noght we had. Hola to that English couple in steam room. We had great, wish people became more open about saying "can we play" but it was fun

Date: 17 February 2019

Rating: OK
Popped in today as haven't had a good spa day in a very long time and having never visited rios i thought id give it a try.

I think the place polarises views and i can understand why, worth a visit to understand also. Having said that being easy going i tend to error on seeing the good in places and at a charge of £25 to enter i feel it very good value. Staff were friendly and nice. Was greeted well on the way in. Softs drinks on the house is a nice touch. I like that there are multiple saunas and jacuzzis and found myself eventually in one and having a nice chat with a nice lady who arrived after me.

I found the place relatively clean and really liked the fact the entrance was on the high street oddly. Some clubs you feel almost seedy arriving to, this one i didn't. I found people friendly enough but found it a little clicky, which makes sense as was only my first visit and sunday clearly has regulars.

I didn't see the hoards of men following women around and found the balance of girl/guy to be maybe 3/10 though it didn't overly feel imbalanced. This was skewed as the ladies tended to be part of a couple so if you are attending for single ladies you might be dissapointed.

I can imagine the hoards that do follow the ladies are no different to other places. One thing that dissapointed is it's a naturist club but there were alot of towels on and this in my opinion was a small negative. For me visiting primarily to chill and hopefully walk around nude i felt a bit self conscious. Maybr that was all in the head though.

I suspect that visiting on a couples night would garner the best experience though if you're an assertive and strong willed lady any other day would be fine.

All and all i would visit again but having the mindset of just being happy to chill and relax would deliver a much better experience for a male individual attending on his own


Date: 17 February 2019

Rating: OK
Well perhaps I went at the wrong time. I was there this afternoon and I was not impressed. The staff were great and the place was clean.. however there were only 3 ladies and they didn't play at all, just there to look around. I think they may have been hired! 1 couple and not much else to play with. I'm sure this place is better in the evening or when there's more ladies around.

Date: 16 February 2019

Rating: Fabulous
We had another great evening here a few weeks ago, better each time we walk in!

We always go on Saturday evenings, as we prefer to relax first without too much hassle from the single guys who are barred till midnight. Miss loves the attention that she gets, but also appreciates the more quiet and respectful guys who turn up. Had lots of fun with another couple in one of the rooms, then Miss had a very attentive and sensual massage from a very polite and lucky young man. When she insisted that he join us both in private, he really couldn't believe his luck! No more needs to be said here though...

Come here and take the place for what it is; a very basic but safe Spa, where like-minded people come to meet up. As others have said they the chlorine will be can be a bit strong, so don't wear your prized designer swimwear; it may not cope well! Miss doesn't get on well with the Jacuzzis, but the swimming pool is not as chlorinated.

If you don't like unwanted attention, a firm "no thanks", should be sufficient. If not, security are on hand; we have witnessed a few guys (and girls!) being ejected, but thankfully this is very rare. If you don't want to be disturbed by a few horny single guys knocking on the doors to the private rooms, simply leave before midnight on Saturdays.

We would always recommend couples only sessions for newbies, so find a buddy to come with if you're nervous. Oh, and and if you see us there come, and say Hi!


Date: 16 February 2019

Rating: Fun
A great night. Why wouldn’t you have with two ladies and one guy. He was a happy chap.

Friendly people from the front door to the cups of tea.

A few knocks on the door. But generally not a problem with anybody.

The only negative is the chlorine. It does seem to make me feel ill.


Date: 14 February 2019

Rating: Fun
Enjoyed a relax.....nice to see a mixed crowd! Had a couple of guys reach for my cock under the water....quite thrilling and very new for me.....

Date: 4 February 2019

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