Rio's

Rating: OK
	Visited this place for the first time after friends suggested meeting here which they never showed up. Unfortunately, the experience was not good. The spa felt poorly maintained and lacked basic standards of cleanliness, hygiene, and space. With proper management, it could be significantly better than its current state. Security presence was inadequate. At one point, a group of Romanian men were loudly mocking elderly guests, creating an uncomfortable and disrespectful environment. Such behaviour should be actively monitored, warned against, and, if repeated, result in removal or banning. Most of the guests were elderly, which limited the overall atmosphere. As a younger visitor, I found the experience unengaging and not particularly enjoyable. Suggestion: The spa should provide reusable underwear along with towels for guests who wish to wear them. These should be properly washed and sanitised after each use to reassure others about hygiene standards. Date: 17 January 2026

Rating: OK

Visited this place for the first time after friends suggested meeting here which they never showed up. Unfortunately, the experience was not good.

The spa felt poorly maintained and lacked basic standards of cleanliness, hygiene, and space. With proper management, it could be significantly better than its current state.

Security presence was inadequate. At one point, a group of Romanian men were loudly mocking elderly guests, creating an uncomfortable and disrespectful environment. Such behaviour should be actively monitored, warned against, and, if repeated, result in removal or banning.

Most of the guests were elderly, which limited the overall atmosphere. As a younger visitor, I found the experience unengaging and not particularly enjoyable.

Suggestion: The spa should provide reusable underwear along with towels for guests who wish to wear them. These should be properly washed and sanitised after each use to reassure others about hygiene standards.

Date: 17 January 2026

Rating: OK
	So I had read all the reviews and decided to see for myself. I think the main reasons for the mixed reviews are the people vs the facility. The facilities themselves are quite nice. Everything was clean and it was a nice mix of saunas, steam rooms, pool, and lounge area. The only areas that were a bit sketch were the massage rooms. They smelled a little bit like what they've been used for. So if you're just coming for the spa, it's quite nice. But then nobody really socializes and if a woman walks in, all the single guys seem to race to follow her. Really kind of creepy like that. Water is highly chlorinated, which I suppose is good but still can't fully get the scent off of me after showering. Date: 15 January 2026

Rating: OK

So I had read all the reviews and decided to see for myself. I think the main reasons for the mixed reviews are the people vs the facility. The facilities themselves are quite nice. Everything was clean and it was a nice mix of saunas, steam rooms, pool, and lounge area. The only areas that were a bit sketch were the massage rooms. They smelled a little bit like what they've been used for. So if you're just coming for the spa, it's quite nice. But then nobody really socializes and if a woman walks in, all the single guys seem to race to follow her. Really kind of creepy like that. Water is highly chlorinated, which I suppose is good but still can't fully get the scent off of me after showering.

Date: 15 January 2026

Rating: OK
	Our visit to this club this week as a couple had one major flaw. It is the toothless older woman on reception at entry wearing a Jamaican head band. She handed us towels and my partner’s towel was badly stained. I politely asked if she could replace it and she roared “all the towels are the same” before grabbing it from my hand and thrusting a new towel at me before slamming the door. Totally uncalled for and completely ruined our first impressions here. The club itself is compact and appears fairly well run. Quite a few single gents here but all were respectful on the day. We did notice some men in shorts and pants and one woman also which seemed out of place. Overall it was an ok experience. Date: 15 January 2026

Rating: OK

Our visit to this club this week as a couple had one major flaw. It is the toothless older woman on reception at entry wearing a Jamaican head band. She handed us towels and my partner’s towel was badly stained. I politely asked if she could replace it and she roared “all the towels are the same” before grabbing it from my hand and thrusting a new towel at me before slamming the door. Totally uncalled for and completely ruined our first impressions here. The club itself is compact and appears fairly well run. Quite a few single gents here but all were respectful on the day. We did notice some men in shorts and pants and one woman also which seemed out of place. Overall it was an ok experience.

Date: 15 January 2026

Rating: Fun
	Attended Rios for our first time today and we thoroughly enjoyed ourslvelves and will be returning regularly. Its Great to find a friendly well maintained club just a short distance from home. Thanks guys for a relaxing naughty afternoon. Xx Date: 14 January 2026

Rating: Fun
	Good fun and decent crowd today - hope the very lovely lady with the Indian gentleman enjoyed the first foot and body massage….. Date: 14 January 2026

Rating: Fun
	Went last Thursday with a wee lassy and had a wonderful time. Quiet relaxed and defo fun out the back with the wee one. Mmmmm Date: 11 January 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	Had an amazing time on Saturday night with the beautiful MilfQueen. The big jacuzzi was open, lots of sexy people and a great atmosphere. Staff were all fab xxx Date: 11 January 2026

Rating: Avoid
	Shit hole nowadays pathetic bunch of piss poor excuse of humans that should fall into a black hole no idea how to be a spa or swinger establishment nowadays lucky I can handle myself otherwise could of been a worse experience Date: 4 January 2026

Rating: Avoid
	For context, we’ve been attending Rio’s for over 15 years. Sometimes weekly, sometimes not for months on end. As dirty stinking Vapers, we’ve not been going very often since the council introduced their smoking ban ( I’m not going to get into the difference between vaping and smoking in this review - the issue was noise, not the method of nicotine ingestion!) Anyway, we went tonight. Now, we’ve always known that Rio’s is a bit seedy but, for a long time, that was actually part of the appeal, however; tonight it was without a doubt the worst experience we’ve ever had and that includes other Spas and other sex clubs. (In fact we’ve had better nights at funerals, only in the last couple of weeks!) Where to start…….. the price has gone up, the facilities have gone down (big jacuzzi still not working, towels are now face flannels and the heating has been turned down considerably), the staff are fucking rude (NOT on reception, or security - they are lovely and quite apologetic about how bad the place has got! The ‘bar staff’ are rude, they lie ( some people are only allowed a face towel whilst others are allowed THREE large towels), they ignore you (unless they know you from being there previously, in the two week they’ve worked there!), then suddenly your wine has gone after one glass each (not pint glasses - obviously!) The clientele, which was always dubious, is now made up of obnoxious males (and surprisingly females tonight), who are rude, expectant, immature and worse of all, wearing their dirty piss stained pants into a jacuzzi, because they’re too shy to show off their tackle and giggle like school boys when they glance a tit. Sadly Rio’s is winning the ‘race to the bottom’ and it is only a very short matter of time before they are given no choice but to close due to either a significant criminal incident, or a total lack of clients! If the new management ever pay attention to the reviews on here (which is blatantly not happening) we’d be happy to talk through the issues we see and suggest ways that they can try to reverse the inevitable happening!! X Date: 4 January 2026

Rating: Avoid

For context, we’ve been attending Rio’s for over 15 years. Sometimes weekly, sometimes not for months on end. As dirty stinking Vapers, we’ve not been going very often since the council introduced their smoking ban ( I’m not going to get into the difference between vaping and smoking in this review - the issue was noise, not the method of nicotine ingestion!)

Anyway, we went tonight. Now, we’ve always known that Rio’s is a bit seedy but, for a long time, that was actually part of the appeal, however; tonight it was without a doubt the worst experience we’ve ever had and that includes other Spas and other sex clubs. (In fact we’ve had better nights at funerals, only in the last couple of weeks!)

Where to start…….. the price has gone up, the facilities have gone down (big jacuzzi still not working, towels are now face flannels and the heating has been turned down considerably), the staff are fucking rude (NOT on reception, or security - they are lovely and quite apologetic about how bad the place has got! The ‘bar staff’ are rude, they lie ( some people are only allowed a face towel whilst others are allowed THREE large towels), they ignore you (unless they know you from being there previously, in the two week they’ve worked there!), then suddenly your wine has gone after one glass each (not pint glasses - obviously!)

The clientele, which was always dubious, is now made up of obnoxious males (and surprisingly females tonight), who are rude, expectant, immature and worse of all, wearing their dirty piss stained pants into a jacuzzi, because they’re too shy to show off their tackle and giggle like school boys when they glance a tit.

Sadly Rio’s is winning the ‘race to the bottom’ and it is only a very short matter of time before they are given no choice but to close due to either a significant criminal incident, or a total lack of clients!

If the new management ever pay attention to the reviews on here (which is blatantly not happening) we’d be happy to talk through the issues we see and suggest ways that they can try to reverse the inevitable happening!!

Date: 4 January 2026

Rating: OK
	I have been at Rio's on thursday 3 weeks ago. I had just ok experience. Few gays tried to approaching me but I'm not interested. Few nice interesting ladies around that was socialising with others. I have socialized with a nice girl that use to be there twice per week. Not everyone naked. I will give another go on Friday. May be this or next Friday. Date: 3 January 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	Was there all night Saturday 20/12, it was very quiet and the big jacuzzi was off. I still had a good time though, I love the staff and the regulars are all decent people who give off good vibes, it was a nice opportunity to just relax. Will be back in the New Year x Date: 22 December 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	Had a very frisky Friday before Christmas tonight!! Heaving with lots of horny people. Had an amazing time :) Xxxx Date: 20 December 2025

Rating: Avoid
	This a long overdue disappointing review. Sadly it lacks enjoyment with various items broken . Towels seem a huge issue lack of staff working. Some real nice Sunday staff 100% to them. Friendly crowd on Sundays too.. Its not the place I fell in love with pre 2020 or since they introduced the ULEZ Charge. If they could take up a different place outside London and build a much nicer place it would work really well. SAUNAS are not huge but bigger ones with room to really relax would be brilliant. steam rooms cramped and guys annoyingly opening the door ever couple of seconds . The big Jacuzzi is never really working and the two smaller ones cramped if you get 6+ in them. The swimming pool is not in great shape.. And the middle of the building is kind of chilli in winter time. The smoking ban was ACE move 100% They should do same with Alcohol Its (health) spa !!!! Ban swimwear too or remodel RIOS..!!! Date: 16 December 2025

Rating: Avoid

This a long overdue disappointing review.

Sadly it lacks enjoyment with various items broken .

Towels seem a huge issue lack of staff working.

Some real nice Sunday staff 100% to them.

Friendly crowd on Sundays too..

Its not the place I fell in love with pre 2020 or since they introduced the ULEZ Charge.

If they could take up a different place outside London and build a much nicer place it would work really well.

SAUNAS are not huge but bigger ones with room to really relax would be brilliant.

steam rooms cramped and guys annoyingly opening the door ever couple of seconds .

The big Jacuzzi is never really working and the two smaller ones cramped if you get 6+ in them.

The swimming pool is not in great shape..

And the middle of the building is kind of chilli in winter time.

The smoking ban was ACE move 100%

They should do same with Alcohol

Its (health) spa !!!!

Ban swimwear too or remodel RIOS..!!!

Date: 16 December 2025

Rating: OK
	It would be great if the management could introduce a new policy and rule in place for both (male & females) not wear (dirty ) daily wear underwears specially inside the wer facilities like pool and jacuzzi. Noticed a bunch of boys (young Romanians) in their daily use underwear in the swimming pool. Trust me "It was unhygienic". It would be great if the boys could at least change into swimming trunks if they are hesitant to go nude in a nudist spa. Date: 6 December 2025

Rating: OK

It would be great if the management could introduce a new policy and rule in place for both (male & females) not wear (dirty ) daily wear underwears specially inside the wer facilities like pool and jacuzzi. Noticed a bunch of boys (young Romanians) in their daily use underwear in the swimming pool. Trust me "It was unhygienic". It would be great if the boys could at least change into swimming trunks if they are hesitant to go nude in a nudist spa.

Date: 6 December 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	After a three year time away I made a visit, all as I remember, pretty good ratio of boys and girls All facilities were great, shame no smoking anymore but them the rules Can’t wait to get back again Staff were amazing Date: 5 December 2025

Rating: OK
	I was excited to to visit Rio's as I've been to similar spas abroad. Overall vibes were okay, they provided towels and light refreshments. Only real negative point was the guys in boxers opening the steam room doors every 5 minutes to see if there were any women inside. If the nudity rule was a little bit stricter, I don't those guy would attend. But will definitely attend again, as I get some great people. Date: 3 December 2025

Rating: OK

I was excited to to visit Rio's as I've been to similar spas abroad. Overall vibes were okay, they provided towels and light refreshments.

Only real negative point was the guys in boxers opening the steam room doors every 5 minutes to see if there were any women inside.

If the nudity rule was a little bit stricter, I don't those guy would attend.

But will definitely attend again, as I get some great people.

Date: 3 December 2025

Rating: Avoid
	Leaving a review as regulars are messaging asking when we’re going next and it won’t be for a long time. We were really disappointed with our last visit , we’ve been going once or twice a month for a few years, even when the tube was shut as it was our favourite place to go and chill/play/hook up, but the other week the guy behind the bar was so rude that we probably won’t be back as it’s spoiled our whole experience (this wasn’t the usual long term guy who has always been lovely). There are no longer any big towels, usually when I go in I check in our wine when I get a big towel from behind the bar but as this isn’t an option now I gave my partner the shopping which was in my rucksack, asked him to check the wine in and put the rest of the shopping in his locker because it wouldn’t all fit in mine. He checked in 1 bottle which is all he thought I’d bought, when I said I’d bought 2 he went back to the bag for the second bottle and took it to the bar. We were then asked to leave for not checking both bottles in straight away even when I explained it was a mistake on my part for not doing it myself as I usually do. When my parter then asked for the other bottle back that he’d already checked in with the bar maid the guy accused us of trying to steal it because someone else who had been in that day had the same name as him. It had always been a good place for us as we like single guys, the jacuzzis to chill in and lockable rooms. The usual older bar staff are really polite and we have always been happy to pay to get in to use the facilities, but as we went predominantly for hook ups there are plenty of other places we can go where the staff are welcoming and appreciative of the atmosphere playing couples create. It’s a shame that one member of staff felt the need to berate us both and throw us out for a misunderstanding that I apologised for and spoil the whole Rios experience for us. Date: 30 November 2025

Rating: Avoid

Leaving a review as regulars are messaging asking when we’re going next and it won’t be for a long time. We were really disappointed with our last visit , we’ve been going once or twice a month for a few years, even when the tube was shut as it was our favourite place to go and chill/play/hook up, but the other week the guy behind the bar was so rude that we probably won’t be back as it’s spoiled our whole experience (this wasn’t the usual long term guy who has always been lovely).

There are no longer any big towels, usually when I go in I check in our wine when I get a big towel from behind the bar but as this isn’t an option now I gave my partner the shopping which was in my rucksack, asked him to check the wine in and put the rest of the shopping in his locker because it wouldn’t all fit in mine. He checked in 1 bottle which is all he thought I’d bought, when I said I’d bought 2 he went back to the bag for the second bottle and took it to the bar. We were then asked to leave for not checking both bottles in straight away even when I explained it was a mistake on my part for not doing it myself as I usually do. When my parter then asked for the other bottle back that he’d already checked in with the bar maid the guy accused us of trying to steal it because someone else who had been in that day had the same name as him.

It had always been a good place for us as we like single guys, the jacuzzis to chill in and lockable rooms. The usual older bar staff are really polite and we have always been happy to pay to get in to use the facilities, but as we went predominantly for hook ups there are plenty of other places we can go where the staff are welcoming and appreciative of the atmosphere playing couples create. It’s a shame that one member of staff felt the need to berate us both and throw us out for a misunderstanding that I apologised for and spoil the whole Rios experience for us.

Date: 30 November 2025

Rating: OK
	This Saturday I’m coming to Rio! I’m a professional and experienced massage therapist, and I’d love to offer free massage sessions to anyone interested. No charges — I just want to share my skills and meet new people Date: 29 November 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	What a fabulous Friday night at rios with some very naughty friends! Xxx Date: 29 November 2025

Rating: OK
	Been a few times before and met some nice people, plus it's always relaxing. The pool needs a bit of work, it's falling apart, but aside from that the facilities are fine. Most people there are nice, a few were a bit rude especially when you're trying to talk to someone else. But they're regulars so I guess you just have to ignore them? Date: 23 November 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	Went on Saturday with two lovely Ladies for the afternoon. Both very bubbly and naughty. The jelesy of the little boys was hillarious. Rios is always fun and saturday was no acception. Great day with great company. I did not even notice I could not smoke! Date: 17 November 2025

Rating: Fun
	Went 15/11, stayed 3pm until 6am on the Sunday, yes you read that right, for 15 hours of spa and relaxation the £34 fee is good value. The afternoon until about 8pm was very quiet but it was nice and chilled, time to read a book on the loungers, have a couple of drinks and something to eat, you have to bring your own and can take in a bottle of wine or 4 cans per person, given it’s a spa that should be plenty! Numbers picked up during the evening with a fairly good number of couples and a few single ladies, seemed to be slightly fewer packs of guys although still a high ratio. I can understand how some women will get put off by guys following them around but most of the women are ballsy enough to tell the guys to respect their space and generally they do, and no most of them are not masseurs and probably don’t get to break the seals on their bottles of baby oil :) Some of the smokers were back, and probably going through cold turkey! but it was good to see them as they do seem to be a really nice and fun crowd. As always the staff were great and on top of serving drinks, collecting up towels and dishing out new ones. The large hot tub went on at around 8pm and surprisingly stayed on until around 5am despite it being quiet at that time. Possibly slightly fewer people wearing shorts/bikinis, but still too many for what should be a naturist club, I do try and show that being naked is perfectly normal. All in all I like Rios and will be back next month, also happy for you to tag along too x Date: 16 November 2025

Rating: Fun

Went 15/11, stayed 3pm until 6am on the Sunday, yes you read that right, for 15 hours of spa and relaxation the £34 fee is good value. The afternoon until about 8pm was very quiet but it was nice and chilled, time to read a book on the loungers, have a couple of drinks and something to eat, you have to bring your own and can take in a bottle of wine or 4 cans per person, given it’s a spa that should be plenty! Numbers picked up during the evening with a fairly good number of couples and a few single ladies, seemed to be slightly fewer packs of guys although still a high ratio. I can understand how some women will get put off by guys following them around but most of the women are ballsy enough to tell the guys to respect their space and generally they do, and no most of them are not masseurs and probably don’t get to break the seals on their bottles of baby oil :) Some of the smokers were back, and probably going through cold turkey! but it was good to see them as they do seem to be a really nice and fun crowd. As always the staff were great and on top of serving drinks, collecting up towels and dishing out new ones. The large hot tub went on at around 8pm and surprisingly stayed on until around 5am despite it being quiet at that time. Possibly slightly fewer people wearing shorts/bikinis, but still too many for what should be a naturist club, I do try and show that being naked is perfectly normal. All in all I like Rios and will be back next month, also happy for you to tag along too x

Date: 16 November 2025

Rating: OK
	That sounds like Diddy vibes Date: 15 November 2025

Rating: OK
	Full of perverts from SE Asia, carrying baby oil around with them ! Few nice looking ladies but spoilt by the men Date: 11 November 2025

Rating: OK
	I miss the rios of the old days....I hope they doing something to fix Date: 10 November 2025

Rating: OK
	Had fun with me and my partner last night, if any couples will be attending anytime soon let me know so we can arrange some fun, only bad thing is some single men need to understand is a no is no !!!! Date: 9 November 2025

Rating: OK
	What a great experience last might a decent spa naturist in the city, it’s our first visit amd we enjoy it, beside with a guy we don’t know if his working there as his offering a massage and his holding a baby oil, I was scared at first but my BF always with me and his stop following us. All in all is good. We look forward for next visit Date: 6 November 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	Rio’s you have done it again! Only my second visit after a fabulous 1st visit. As it was a Monday afternoon, I had suspected that it would be dead and my only expectations was a good sauna, steam and jacuzzi. Surprisingly the vibe was great, there were 3 couples and around 8 single men. A further 2 couples joined over the next two hours. I was lucky enough to join a magnificent French couple for some fun. Outstanding couple of hours. Surely my third visit can’t be such a success…. Date: 3 November 2025

Rating: Fabulous

Rio’s you have done it again!

Only my second visit after a fabulous 1st visit. As it was a Monday afternoon, I had suspected that it would be dead and my only expectations was a good sauna, steam and jacuzzi.

Surprisingly the vibe was great, there were 3 couples and around 8 single men. A further 2 couples joined over the next two hours.

I was lucky enough to join a magnificent French couple for some fun.

Outstanding couple of hours. Surely my third visit can’t be such a success….

Date: 3 November 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	Lots of naughty fun with friends on Friday Halloween!!! Got a lot of treats :) xxx Date: 2 November 2025

Rating: OK
	Was at Rios today lovely facilities Date: 1 November 2025

Rating: Fun
	First time on a Friday and it alwas pretty fun. Unfortunately my experience was slightly dampened by two instances of guys constantly following me around and struggling to take no for an answer. however, would visit again Date: 31 October 2025

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