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The Vanilla Alternative

Tempsford, South East

info@thevanillaalternative.co.uk,
http://thevanillaalternative.co.uk/

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This is a sumptuous swingers club and hotel in Bedfordshire on the A1 not far from the Capital. The VA aim is to provide something exclusive, somewhere upmarket, somewhere that's a "bit of alright" for discerning adults to meet and play together! The very experienced VA management team have an insight into what is growing into a more open market and have worked very hard to find something that ticks all the boxes. From the private rural location, the licensed bar, the array of play areas, the enormous hot tub, the on site hotel rooms, the extensive dedicated car park right down to the warm smile, the personal care and attention you get from a team who know the lifestyle inside out! No membership fees till September 2011 whilst phase two of the quarter of a million pound refurbishment programme is completed. Phase one will be complete for the grand launch on Saturday 26th February. Please visit the website www.thevanillaalternative.co.uk for details of events and to register on the mailing list. Make your next party a VA party!

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Rating: Fabulous
We had the pleasure of making another return visit to the VA on Saturday. Really is a fabulous club with a very relaxed friendly atmosphere. We met with some friends and made some new ones. We can't wait for our next visit.

Date: 25 May 2016

Rating: Fabulous
We attended this lovely club on Saturday with friends.The Staff were welcoming and showed us all around. The decor inside was very tasteful, the play rooms beautifully lit and very welcoming and the Hot Tub WOW, Jules and Scott were very attentive and made us feel very welcome. How lovely that as fellow Party hosts we were able to relax, we felt like we had known Jules for years.Look forward to seeing yu again as soon as we get a night off

Date: 23 May 2016

Rating: Fabulous
We went for party night with our sexy friends and the club was super busy. Most had made an effort to fit the ‘Black Tie & Bling’ theme of Jules’ birthday so there were some classy outfits on show.

It’s a great place with so many open play areas and a superb pool. We had a lovely time with our playmates, having eyes (and mouths, hands and everything else) for no others. The music hit the spot and the staff were all very welcoming too.

The only slightly negative note was struck by two single guys roaming around whilst their tickets sat in the bar. We’ve come across one of them before at another club and a forceful ‘no’ always works but not sure we should need to do this on a couples night.

It didn’t detract from a brilliant evening which went on into the early hours.



Date: 22 May 2016

Rating: Fabulous
VA ticks our boxes over all the other clubs for its social areas, hot tub and big inclusive beds & cleanliness every time. If we want to lock ourselves in a room we stay at home. Last night was particularly buzzing & busy & we chatted and had sexy fun with 4 other couples in and out of the hot tub. A big shout out has to go to Martin, Sharon, Mark & Kim for such hard work. Early on Martin looked like he was on rollerskates behind the bar keeping up with the constant flow of the 2 deep bar. When we went back in later Kim was doing the same thing! It wouldn't be the same without you guys. Last night you were clearly run off your feet at times but always so efficient, smiley and polite. Thank you I'm sure not just from us but many more. Will be back to our favourite place soon, have to try out Prague next week...

Date: 22 May 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Our first ever visit to VA - God only knows why we waited so long ! Was a spur of the moment decision to go and worth it We was greeted and shown around and were very impressed - beautiful decore and spotlessly clean. Everyone made us feel so welcome from the owners to the regulars ... Spent a lovely evening chatting to people and put faces to names from fab. Thanks guys we will be back xx

Date: 21 May 2016

Rating: Fun
We visited there recently & although it was fairly quite at first, it soon livened up later on! We found it strange that there were a lot of couples not actually interacting with others? I thought that's what a 'Swinging' club was? Although we ended up having fun later on, it was a bit disconcerting & another couple we spoke to also mentioned that fact. A couple of negatives which I'm sure management will sort out is please check the loo roll situation regulary, lol. And it would be nicer if the ladies & gents loos were seperate? Apart from those 2 items we still rate this club as a great venue with great staff! xx

Date: 16 May 2016

Rating: Fabulous
I was escorted to the VA for the first time on Friday 13th May (unlucky for some but not for me i can tell you!!) and although we were a bit late and had to bang on the door we were greeted politely and i was impressed!

Its like the best naughty night club with a relaxed atmosphere. The jacuzzi was massive and plenty going on! Although there were a few single men around they were all respectful.

My partner and I had an amazing time and met some wonderful couples who joined us in what I can only describe ss the best orgy i've ever had! I can't wait to return. Pure class!


Date: 15 May 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Had a great time on Friday the 13th.

Club facilities were spotless as usual and though it wasn't busy still enough people to create a good atmosphere and plenty of playing.

Did have concerns over single men but had no problems, all were respectful and polite.

Thank you to all the staff and regulars that made us so comfortable and gave us a lift back to hotel at end of night.

And a special thank you to the lovely couple and extra friend that gave us our first sexy play.


Date: 14 May 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Visited this club on Friday night and have to say what a fantastic club and also how clean it is such a classy venue. Was a great night with the right amount of people. Cannot wait until next visit have to say this club was well and truly got it right and that hot tub is a proper hot tub and enough room for all.

Date: 14 May 2016

Rating: Fabulous
The VA is a lovely venue with equally lovely helpful and friendly staff. The MILF club yesterday (and monthly) is a superb opportunity for us and others to meet like-mided sexy people (male and female) and thanks to the keen attendance by single guys, it's the perfect visit for horny/greedy ladies; my wife adores all the attention and loves this club, as do I. As for limiting single guys, it's the clubs prerogative to make this amendment, and the fact was clearly advertised in advance of yesterdays gathering and did not affect the fun whatsoever.

Date: 12 May 2016

Rating: Avoid
Having been befor and having travel today some distance I was refused entry on the basis that if not booked! The flyer has nothing about booking other than that it's a party for all? Annoyed and shall not bother in the future!

Date: 11 May 2016

Rating: Fabulous
After several visits now to the VA we thought it was about time to add a long overdue review. We're relatively new to all of 'this' and feel so lucky to have chosen VA as our first club experience as it's just fantastic - as shown by all the times we've returned there since.

It's clean, classy and so well run - all the staff are truly friendly and welcoming - and we've met some lovely, funny, interesting and hot people there. Perhaps most importantly the atmosphere is always fun and sexy ... though we've mostly been to the great couples night on Sat, we also found the Friday singles night to be non intimidating (most single men attending were respectful) and Spicy's monthly Bi night was fabulous fun with a really playful and open minded vibe going on.

Whatever you do don't miss the infamous hot tub ... there must be something in the water because magic happens there!

And a final thanks for introducing Ms G to the delights of very large rhubarb gin cocktails! Will be back for more very soon! ;) xx


Date: 8 May 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Attended VA for their Bi night on 6th May. This was my first ever club experience and I chose VA as it came highly recommended. I had an idea in my head of the sort of club I'd like to attend and VA surpassed all expectations. I ventured in alone as a single bifemale and as such was quite nervous. This did not last long. From the moment I was met by Tanya at Reception I was made to feel welcome and put at ease. I was introduced to some fantastic people who reassured me and looked after me.

The venue is without doubt classy and inviting with sumptuous decor, very clean, very well laid out and very well run by all the staff who obviously take pride in making sure all their guests have their ultimate club experience at VA.

I was soon having fun with two couples in the hot tub and had fun with a lovely guy on our own. I couldn't have done this if it was not for the whole atmosphere making it a pleasurable relaxed and most importantly safe experience for a girl on her own. I cannot recommend VA enough to any single female thinking they want to go but daren't. You will have the time of your life. Thank you to all at VA, I shall be returning.


Date: 8 May 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Visited VA last night and what an amazing venue, from the second you arrive the staff are so friendly and helpful.

I had spoken to the lovely Jules via email all week and she put our mind at ease and made our visit so straight forward and simple. We were shown around by Woody who nothing was to much trouble for him to show you.

Once thought the reception you find the various areas of the classy club set out: large bar area for meeting and socialising, a snug area just from the bar a little less loud for chatting.

You then move into the many various play areas. Large room with many play beds, a couples only suite with sofas and beds, then into the amazing hot tub area.

We had a few drinks and some of the beautiful free buffet and chatted to a few people and then stripped and joined the 20 plus people in the tub, we spent around an hour in there playing touching and indeed fu@king and that's where we met all the people we were going to spend the next hour and a half swinging with in the large play room.

This club is amazing and we will be back soon. Thank you to all the wonderful staff and guests for a great night.


Date: 8 May 2016

Rating: Fun
Visited VA a few weeks ago now and have to say that it is an excellent club. We were made to feel very welcomed and spoke to some lovely couples.

The club is very stylish with a well thought out design and decor. With there being a natural flow from the extremely large hot tub to the play areas.

This club is should be high on every bodies list to visit, we will be back as soon as we find another reason to be in the area, and we will certainly find a reason.


Date: 7 May 2016

Rating: Fabulous
I have been to the vanilla alternative 3 times now and can not find fault with the venue. The staff have always been first class, the lay out and facilities, I think are perfect. The location has to be almost perfect for south east England. The fact they have rooms available has to be a bonus. I think the once a month bi night is wonderful for those who enjoy gorgeous T girls and open bi play. The organising by spicy is outstanding.

Date: 7 May 2016

Rating: Fabulous
First off let me say that one of the classiest swing venues in the UK just got classier. The attention to detail and constant improvements to decor do not go unnoticed.

What is it about Spicy's bi night that makes everyone so super-friendly? Perfect strangers having fun like old friends. What ever it is I'm not complaining! Thank you once again Spicy for yet another perfectly organized event. Your beautiful personality and brilliant hosting certainly put everyone in the mood and the hot tub certainly made some fond memories for a lot of people!

Definitely there for the next one!


Date: 7 May 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Great night again at VA spicyminx does the best events, and will be returning. Met lots of lovely people would love to get in touch with the couple from the US and the couple from Romania

Date: 7 May 2016

Rating: Fun
Visited for the first time last night for the bi night. Really liked the club, and the hot tub was certainly jumping at one point. Had to leave a little early as my gf had an early start but will definitely be back :)

Date: 7 May 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Visited VA last night for the bi night, I know the venue anyway so am well aware of its excellent facilities, bi night was a first for me and all I can say is wow, very friendly and sexy people in attendance and the fun well if you were in that hot tub at its busiest time the play was unlimited and extremely hot. I'll definitely be going again.

Date: 7 May 2016

Rating: Fun
visited for the first time last night for the bi night had a good laugh and everyone I chatted to was friendly I will certainly be going back again and I'm looking forward to next month :-)

Date: 7 May 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Me and my partner attended va Friday night and loved it.. Looking for the single lady who made her night.. We was the couple who were loving life and he was holding you're legs open for me to enjoy.. If you rember us we would like to get in touch with you...

Date: 3 May 2016

Rating: Fabulous
We attended The VA on Saturday 30th April 2016. We were a little apprehensive as this was our first venture outside of Ab Fabs. We found the staff very welcoming and the facilities at the club were great. Amazing huge hot tub and great open playing areas. Good music and atmosphere. Would recommend.

Date: 3 May 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Our first time visit to VA on Saturday, what a great time we had,lovely place ,friendly people. Will definitely try and go back in the near future. X

Date: 2 May 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Had a great time at VA on 30 April.

Was our first club visit so not easy to compare. It was busy (a good thing) and atmosphere was relaxed and nerves soon dissipated! And then it was time to play! Lots more firsts. Large open playroom and giant hot tub! Would definitely recommend! Will be going back


Date: 2 May 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Best club we have been to so far. The lay out is great, very clean and the staff are so friendly.

Lots of sexy people there Friday night and had some naughty fun.

The hot tub looked great and definitely trying it on our next visit. Thanks for a great evening VA! Xx


Date: 2 May 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Wow, what can I say that hasn't already been said! I visited this exclusive establishment for the first time last night and I was very impressed. Everything about the place is excellent, set up is up market, staff were amazing, people were really friendly(a lot of sexy people round these parts) and awww that hot tub, I absolutely loved it! My only regret was not getting involved in the fun early enough of which was hot!

Best club I've been to so far, it's gonna take some beating.... Definitely be visiting this club again very soon, I need to relive that moment...


Date: 30 April 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Great night last night with my fb will def be back if the young lady with the pigtails reads this get in touch we'd love to play with you guys ??

Till next time


Date: 24 April 2016

Rating: Fabulous
As a first toe dip into the world of swinging, we cannot recommend the VA highly enough. From the moment we arrived to the moment we left we were made to feel like friends.

The club is set out fantastically, with a floor plan set out to please, from the hot tub to the play areas. The club was full with lots of hot sexy couples but never did we feel out of place.

Having never visited any clubs, we weren't sure what was expected, but the answer is simple. Nothing is expected, and no pressure is put on people. We spent a lot of time in the hot tub, and have to say that was phenomenal. The tub is huge, and allowed for loads of room to play. we wanted our first experience to be just us, so didnt join in with anyone, but instead had a lovely time, and enjoyed the shows put on around the club.

We cannot stop smiling today and cannot wait to go back again soon, maybe on the Bi night as Mr is very partial to a mouthful of man meat.

Say hello if you see us.

Thank you agaion to all the staff for looking after us and making us feel very special (and also for looking after Mr after his little turn - you know what i mean lol)

P.s: Did We mention the hot tub? that is fantastic, and something you simply have to try.


Date: 24 April 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Hi everyone I went to vanilla the other Friday and what a night I had, I was a bit shy to start with but then this french any come and showed me a real good time, thanks for that. I can't wait to attend again. If anyone would like to meet me and come up there with me as a couple I would be well up for that, just message me back if you're interested. Hope to hear from ya

Date: 20 April 2016

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