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The Vanilla Alternative

Tempsford, South East

info@thevanillaalternative.co.uk,
https://va2.co.uk/

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This is a sumptuous swingers club and hotel in Bedfordshire on the A1 not far from the Capital. The VA aim is to provide something exclusive, somewhere upmarket, somewhere that's a "bit of alright" for discerning adults to meet and play together! The very experienced VA management team have an insight into what is growing into a more open market and have worked very hard to find something that ticks all the boxes. From the private rural location, the licensed bar, the array of play areas, the enormous hot tub, the on site hotel rooms, the extensive dedicated car park right down to the warm smile, the personal care and attention you get from a team who know the lifestyle inside out! No membership fees till September 2011 whilst phase two of the quarter of a million pound refurbishment programme is completed. Phase one will be complete for the grand launch on Saturday 26th February. Please visit the website www.thevanillaalternative.co.uk for details of events and to register on the mailing list. Make your next party a VA party!

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Rating: Fabulous
Another Wednesday daytime MILF Club and again, VA proves to be the best club around. Lovely staff, great facilities and all the guys a credit to swinging.

Date: 28 September 2022

Rating: Fun
Attended yet another awesome Chic event at the VA and we can’t get enough. The owner and staff were amazing and usual.

Date: 26 September 2022

Rating: Fun
I went to the MILF CLUB last Wednesday for the first time. The venue feels completely different during day time. Very clean calm and friendly atmosphere.

I had a lot of fun and it is MILF central during the day. I would be back again soon.



Date: 22 September 2022

Rating: Fun
Ella and I spent a lovely afternoon last Wednesday at VA, really enjoyed the venue and loved socialising. Particularly enjoyed a nude lounge in the afternoon sun. Looking forward to a return trip very soon! G

Date: 19 September 2022

Rating: Fun
Spent a weekend at this fine establishment when it hosted the recent Carry on Swinging event. A fantastic place with friendly hard working staff who went out of their way to make everyone feel comfortable. For us personally it was the fact we could stay overnight in our motorhome in the level grassed field saving the worry of having to travel home. The club itself was impeccablebly clean with some interesting features and a very respectful sexy clintele

Bar prices were reasonable but if there is one gripe it's the music, both nights it was bang bang dance and trance which seems to be a obsession not just here but also at other clubs.

All in all though we had a great time and will be visiting again soon


Date: 19 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Loved our first visit, thanks to the team at VA and especially KG Events for a brilliant night. Recommend!

Date: 18 September 2022

Rating: Fun
Friday night was my first visit to Vanilla Alternative,a club I’d been wanting to visit for a while now. I had heard so many good things about it, both by mouth and online. This night did not disappoint.

This night was a themed one - Dirty Disney, hosted by Gizmo and Kitty. It definitely lived up to its name, with people dressed as Disney characters with a sexy twist.

I was given a detailed tour at arrival and provided with all the information I needed about each section of the club. The jacuzzi room was well sized, which is just as well because it was quite popular on the night! From the start it had a good number of people,which continued to grow as the night progressed. It had the perfect mix of playfulness and sexiness. People were friendly, open and flirtatious, which exemplified the theme of the night.

Massive shoutout to the hosts who lead by example with some fantastic outfits.

Sexy times. Will definitely be back very soon, highly recommended.


Date: 18 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
I attended this club for their Dirty Disney Night. It was my first time attending any club and was a great newbie night.

KG Events hosted and wonderfully fun night both the hosts and the staff made everyone feel welcome.

Can definitely recommend this club and future newbie events by KG Events!


Date: 18 September 2022

Rating: Fun

Me and my female friend had a brilliant time on Friday night at VA dirty Disney party great venue with lots sexy people and staff are amazing .thank you


Date: 18 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Dirty Disney newbie event hosted by KG events was brilliant. This was my first evening event and it didn’t disappoint.

Great hosts and staff at the event, made everyone feel welcome & a fantastic mix of fellow guests who were all very friendly.

The venue as always was tip top, as were the costumes :-)

All in all a fun, friendly atmosphere created by the hosts made for an excellent evening and I will definitely come along agin to an evening event at VA.


Date: 18 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Attended for the Dirty Disney event. Can’t recommend this place high enough. The hosts are amazing, the facilities are amazing, and the staff are amazing! 10/10

Date: 18 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
After a 6 years away from the club scene. We chose this one! The best one we’ve ever been to! What a amazing time. If the staff read this! Like to say Thankyou so much for welcoming us and thanks for a great evening/night!!! Definitely coming back! Any who saw or spoke to us say hi! Thanks R and S x

Date: 17 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Only our second time at VA and once again we had a fantastic night and met some lovely people. Chris, Jules and the team were amazing and go above and beyond for their customers. Cant wait to go back for some more sexy fun.

Date: 12 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
We attened the carry on swinging event at VA this weekend and found it well worth the 700 mile round trip. The hosts where amazing and the club stuff couldn't do more for you very helpful and welcoming.

We will be back


Date: 12 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Another amazing weekend at the va for the carryonswinging event ,still our favourite club ,staff were amazing yet again and the hosts of the event pulled out all the stops, a great time was had by all xx

Date: 12 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
VA you are AMAZING! Just got back from a Carry on Swinging weekend that VA hosted and what an unreal unforgettable weekend. The club was unreal and definitely the best we’ve been to. The decor was classy and layout just right. Chris & Jules were fabulous and we will definitely be back more often. Thank you for an awesome weekend xx

Date: 12 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Wow .what can I say this venue is amazing stunning and the atmosphere is electric. I was staying there as part of Carry on swinging and we all went in Friday night and Saturday and it just got busy and every one was friendly and amazing . Thankyou and I will be seeing you again soon . A club not to be missed 10 out of 10

Date: 11 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
My new favourite place on earth! Our first party so we didn’t really know what to expect but we were made so welcome by the lovely owners, hosts and guests.

A really good mix of sexy fun friendly people there and we had a LOT of fun!

I especially loved getting dragged into the hot tub by some lovely people! And great play area next to it as well.

Our room was great too and in such a beautiful building. I would recommend anyone to go here :)

We will be back very soon xx


Date: 11 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Attend VA via an organised campaign weekend, the venue is very well looked after, amazing helpful friendly staff, the crowd was amazing, great atmosphere everyone respect each other limits, difently not to be missed, thank you guys for all your hard work xx

Spcial thanks to the gorgeous tall blonde lady in black dress on Friday night with her Mr in the dark suit for the cheeky naughty play at the bar

And for the sexy lady in the blue dress on Saturday night with her handsome man , you guys set the pool area on fire along with biblonde and her legend man

It is a night that will always be remembered


Date: 11 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Another absolutely amazing weekend at VA. Jules, Chris and the team are just amazing so friendly and helpful nothing is too much trouble. The club is fantastic lots of fun flirting and dancing getting to know some hot people. Indoor and outdoor Jacuzzis are great very large so can accommodate a lot of people. Can't wait for our next trip already.



Date: 11 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
We held a camping weekend at this absolutely fabulous place

Will say this really is one of my favourite club we have been to.

Jules, Chris and all of there staff can't not do enough for you.

their all very hard-working staff worked tirelessly the whole weekend to ensure everybody was having a fantastic time.

The music were absolutely brilliant, and the whole weekend was just perfect, even the food was awesome,

It really is far more than a venue or a club, it's a place for the community to get together and build magic memories.

A massive thank you to Jules and Chris for everything they dod dor us amazing space brings to the lifestyle


Date: 11 September 2022

Rating: OK
Went to the VA last night, was ok all in all.

1) The venue - is nice and clean overall. Theres an outdoor and indoor jacuzzi, dance floor, lots of bar seating (could do with more comfier seats than barstools though). Theres a large orgy room as well but no private rooms.

Weirdly there was a ginger cat wandering around the disco and sadly the couples room smelled like dogs. I think they allow pets on the furniture in there. Only that room smelled that way.

The dungeon is a bit naff. Not really a dungeon at all, just a corner with a swing in it, and everything else just looks like furniture. I guess its more for aesthetics than actual use.

3) Staff/owners - Super friendly and were happy to help. They bring snacks out at midnight free of charge which is very nice of them. That part cannot be faulted at all. They are great hosts.

4) OUR Experience - It was quite the older crowd on the night we went, most were 50+ and we are younger. But what put us off were the 3 or 4 old men in there wandering around perving. They served no purpose to the atmosphere or pleasure of the night. For example, we were in the orgy room, and everyone was naked playing and this old pervert fully dressed in a longsleeved rugby top and looking overall very scruffy sat on a side table in the middle of it all staring at the couples drinking a pint. Like we were just there for his entertainment. It was so off-putting we just got dressed and left the room.

Not sure why these old single men are there on a saturday night but it ruined it for us.

Overall I recommend this place for the older more experienced swingers that just want to have abit of a dance, a few drinks and a bit of a play.

Probably wouldnt go back again ourselves though


Date: 11 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
VA is the club that keeps on giving and it certainly gave us a hot, steamy night on Saturday. As always DJ Egg on his House Rocks night was awesome playing his set live from the club to Mix-Cloud. Always sexy fun to be had as this club attracts

lots of hot sexy people. Special thanks to the VA team who make you most welcome and the new bar staff are very pleasing on the eye. And those free shots later in the evening slipped down a treat… thank you Lee & Sam xxxx


Date: 5 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Great Saturday night. Lots of sexy people and fantastic atmosphere. Special thanks to the members of the staff that helped us with our little request. See you all soon xx

Date: 4 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
We went to House Rocks on Saturday. Our second visit to this club and it never disappoints. Wonderful surroundings. We played together in the pool, until towards the end of the evening when we found the most beautiful couple on the beds next to the pool. Lots of fun was had. If you were that couple please get in touch. It was great to see Kate playing with you two x

Date: 4 September 2022

Rating: OK
Came here with my wife on Saturday from up north. Never attended a club before. Wife was super nervous and after a shaky start we started to relax and enjoyed a great night. Super sexy gorgeous people wall to wall. Great staff, great surroundings, great value bar, put us at ease enough for my wife and I to play together and she enjoyed herself way more than either of us thought. If any of you guys remember us thanks for a super horny night and can’t wait to go again. X

Date: 4 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Our third visit to MILF Club on a Wednesday afternoon and it's still our favourite event/venue. The staff are all so friendly and they dealt with the guys wearing clothes in the play areas efficiently. Hot tub was lovely and warm, everywhere was clean as usual, the couples room stayed as a couples room and the buffet was very well needed!

Plenty of people attending - couples, single guys and single women and everyone was lovely.


Date: 1 September 2022

Rating: Fun
First time visiting VA yesterday for the MILF Wednesday event, and what a nice place it is, and probably even better on a Friday/Saturday night, there was a mix of regulars and newbies, but all in all a great day spent with like minded people

Date: 1 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
First time here and a single guy! Lovely club, lovely people all round. Very friendly and luxurious :) the red wine was delicious :) which is rare :)

Met some very friendly people that made me very welcome. Will definitely be back for more of this place :) well done Jules and the team :) Dave xx


Date: 31 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
We're a bit late leaving this review, but we had a fabulous time at the festival of fun a few weeks back! It was our first time at the VA and we'll definitely be back. In fact we're planning to go to the Chic black tie event in December...

Date: 30 August 2022

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