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The Vanilla Alternative

Tempsford, South East

info@thevanillaalternative.co.uk,
http://thevanillaalternative.co.uk/

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This is a sumptuous swingers club and hotel in Bedfordshire on the A1 not far from the Capital. The VA aim is to provide something exclusive, somewhere upmarket, somewhere that's a "bit of alright" for discerning adults to meet and play together! The very experienced VA management team have an insight into what is growing into a more open market and have worked very hard to find something that ticks all the boxes. From the private rural location, the licensed bar, the array of play areas, the enormous hot tub, the on site hotel rooms, the extensive dedicated car park right down to the warm smile, the personal care and attention you get from a team who know the lifestyle inside out! No membership fees till September 2011 whilst phase two of the quarter of a million pound refurbishment programme is completed. Phase one will be complete for the grand launch on Saturday 26th February. Please visit the website www.thevanillaalternative.co.uk for details of events and to register on the mailing list. Make your next party a VA party!

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Rating: Fabulous
Our first club experience last night at va, all our apprehensions soon disappeared and the staff very freindly and approacable. Everything exceded our expectations and more even though we had to leave earlier than we planned too. Already planned a return visit on the way home this morning :)

Date: 18 February 2018

Rating: Fabulous
A great night at the VA. Haven’t been for a couple of years, but same attention to detail. Great music, atmosphere & full of sexy couples. N & P xx

Date: 18 February 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Another great night at VA,sexy couples and good music. Had a fab night and a a lot of fun. We really love this club!!! If you saw us feel free to leave a verif. Xx

Date: 18 February 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Home from our first Fetish event at the VA having not been to the club in over a year it was fantastic. Love the addition of the male and female glory-hole area an amazing idea!!!!

Can’t wait to be back again, if you saw us (little red riding hood) please feel free to verify you saw we exist X-D and hopefully we’ll have more chance to catchup/play next time.

Thank you again VA for another superb night!!!


Date: 11 February 2018

Rating: Fabulous
We can't quite beleave that this club is now 7 years old we were there on its opening night and many many more times since , we haven't been in a while over a year due to work and other things but it still doesn't disappoint. If your looking for a relaxed fun sexy place to meet and play then look no further. Also you you saw us last night but didn't have the nerve to say hi or join in with us then please get in touch we don't bite very hard.

Date: 11 February 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Once again what a great night at VA if your a 1st timer Or been to a club before this is not a club to missed we had a great night club I thank you va staff

If you saw us there say hello x


Date: 11 February 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Great club. Went for the first time with friends last night. No many attractive people in one place! It’s clean, well lit, well laid out and great music. Everywhere we turned there was someone to watch or to play with. Highlight of the night was our spontaneous six-sum with two couple who, even to this minute, we have no idea who they were. Until next time, thanks VAs for a great night.

Date: 11 February 2018

Rating: Fabulous
I absolutely adore this club and VA’s Spicyminx’s Bi night is the best there is :)

I just wish I didn’t have to wait a month for the next one :(

Spicyminx and the team work hard to ensure everyone has an amazing night, they are always helpful, friendly and supportive should you need them for any reason. The venue is spotlessly clean, cosy, comfortable and welcoming with lots of fab areas to play and an awesomely big hot tub with no silly rules like some places have, yes you can actually kiss in there ;) thank you Scott and Jules for not succumbing to the norm, I love you guys for that :)

A fab food buffet is served later in the evening and an easy to order bar service with a smile. The VA hotel attached is perfect for those wanting to stay over and carry on the fun long after closing, with a generous car park and discrete location.

Bi night is a fabulous social night as well as play night with a great atmosphere and good tunes from the DJ, you can strut your stuff on the dance floor or have a go on the pole (so much fun).

Spicyminx is without doubt the hostess with mostess, she takes the guest list seriously and works tirelessly to achieve the right dynamics, mix and balanced of great people attending the night which ensures everyone has a fun and friendly time.

It always feels like home when I go there..x

Just to note for some:

Bi night.... means just that.. it can be men with men as well as women with women, as a brief example ...this can be a sudden lightbulb moment for some that may not have thought that through before they attend! ;) if you feel you could potentially be offended in witnessing men on men action then either go on another event night as there are plenty of wonderful nights to have at VA or move to another location within the club you feel comfortable with, please do not make insulting remarks, express your disgust either vocally or facially, this very rarely happens thankfully but there are a few inexperienced individuals whose closed minds I have sadly come across, I don’t at all write this as a negative comment but it’s worth noting as everybody at VA staff, guests etc want everyone to have the best night, lots of fun, enjoy themselves and walk away with a big smile. X x

Ps: Can’t wait for the next one x


Date: 7 February 2018

Rating: Fabulous
What an amazing club. Clean modern and exactly what you’d expect from a high class venue. The staff are friendly and very helpful to newbies. I (pj) have been going for a long time now and now as a coupe we usually frequent the amazing bi nights that spicyminx runs soooo well, it’s definitely our favourite night. We have been to others including the festival and all of them are amazing. We always come away with a big smile, we dance, play, go for a dip in the hot tub and have made some great friends and sexy playmates here. Highly recommend this place x

Date: 3 February 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Spiceminx bi night are brilliant, the event it self is hosted well. Spices is just fab warm, friendly and welcoming plus never forgets your name.

The staff know what you want and are so kind, the people each and every single one of them will take the time to come say hi.

Best club and event


Date: 3 February 2018

Rating: Fabulous
As always a great event at Spicy’s bi night:

Plenty of friendly, polite and sexy guests - helped out ably by really cool and welcoming staff.

Perfect for newcomers or more experienced partygoers - I brought with me some younger less experienced friends for their first taste and they loved it


Date: 3 February 2018

Rating: Fabulous
We have been going to VA for just over a year and thought it time to say thanks to the team for such a great venue. Clean, well presented and such a welcome environment. We have attended party nights which are always packed with hot sexy people and a buzzing party atmosphere and the more sedate weekend gatherings which are still busy and with plenty going on. As we are still on the tame end of the scene we really enjoy the open plan rooms, being able to let our inhibitions fall away whilst surrounded by everyone enjoying themselves without the pressure of "finding" someone to share a room with (but each to their own ????)

Date: 28 January 2018

Rating: Fabulous
we had the great pleasure off being accepted hear last night and also had a room there great fun dealer and a very nice hot tub friendly and good hostes showed us around we hope you have us back hear and thank you again from us

Date: 28 January 2018

Rating: Fun
Attended the Bi night at the VA a week or so ago. Really nice place and very accomodating staff. It was my fist visit to a club as a single fella and to be honest I was probably a little hesitant to step up to the plate - though not sure whether this was to the detriment of the night or not. I'm 100% sure its a great place if you are a couple, but as a single fella I felt like a bit of a second class citizen with some of the couples... Maybe I'm just an ugly bugger - who knows! If I were to go again, I think it would have to be with someone. Again, great place, great host and I'd give it a thumbs up.

Date: 16 January 2018

Rating: Fabulous
VA never fails me.... my first time at Milf club today as i can only usualky go in the evenings and it was great. Staff as usual were fantastic. I met some great people and had the best time. Can't wait for my next visit x

Date: 10 January 2018

Rating: Fabulous
All the ingredients combine at VA on SpicyMinx's BiNights for a fantastic night out. Well-located, discreet venue with plenty of parking and nearby hotels for those too late to book one of the rooms, which get snapped up very fast! Terrific, friendly staff who keep the facilities clean and tidy even as the evening's activity gets wilder... A friendly, considerate and attentive hostess in SpicyMinx for familiar faces and more nervous newcomers. And the people themselves - this is a night full of friendly folk out to enjoy an evening of uninhibited fun - and they do! If you're looking for a first place to experience bi-play that's welcoming and steamy at the same time, I heartily recommend a visit to one of Spicy's nights.

Date: 8 January 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Still my favourite club by far and Spicy's night still my favourite evemt. Great way to start the year x

Date: 7 January 2018

Rating: Fabulous
You expect January party nights to be quiet, though personally last night was anything but. A few friends arranged to visit Spicyminx’s bi party and we all had a blast in the pool area. A quick word with the staff at the end of the night got the shower gel restocked. Shame only one shower was working though. Rest of the club was spotless, DJ was good and the buffet fruit got my vote, more please next time. Great venue and hope to be back well before the Festival of Fun!!

Date: 6 January 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Another great bi-night at VA. A little quieter, probably due to the proximity to the xmas/new year period, but it was still great fun and met some very sexy people towards the end. Looking forward to next month!

Date: 6 January 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Once again I visited vanilla alternative last night and pleased to say that every time I go, I have lots and lots of fun. This club is amazing, decor and play areas are fantastic and staff is very professional and helpful. Chatted to some very friendly people and played with so many that I lost count lol. I highly recommend this club and definitely going back for more. Xxx S

Date: 6 January 2018

Rating: OK
Thanks to all the staff that worked so hard at the NYE event , I've never seen the place so full. It really was a great evening. Yes we had some people in the play rooms wearing clothes but hey it was NYE and it was busy. Cheers to Scott & Jules x

Date: 5 January 2018

Rating: Fabulous
It was another fantastic NYE party at the club. Scott, Jules and the team worked extremely hard to make sure everyone had a great night. Don't think we have seen it so busy! Everything ran like clockwork and the night had a fantastic vibe.

Think the previous comments regarding clothes in the playrooms were probably down to the fact that it was so busy and people were spilling into the areas they shouldn't have been. Anyone that has been to the club will know that this isn't a normal occurrence and they work hard to make sure people feel comfortable. There are lots of signs up so its down to the ignorance of the people doing it really. It would also have been a good thing to point it out at the time to the staff as they would have rectified the situation. As it was so busy they would not have had the time to police the area, with so much else to do. Much better to complain at the time rather than afterwards!

Well done everyone for making it a brilliant night!


Date: 3 January 2018

Rating: Fun
Attended the NYE party. Great event with lots of couples who made the night fantastic.

Very clean club and the wet area is superb. The open play areas make it a lot of fun.

Second the last review as there were couples who were fully clothed walking through the play rooms and one more point of a strict dress code should be enforced! Seeing guys in t-shirts was dissapointing to see as your adverts stated no entry without black tie.



Date: 2 January 2018

Rating: Fun
Attended the VA for their NYE party, this is our 4th visit and again it was fabulous! Lots of sexy people, great atmosphere and all round great night!

Few issues I would like to point out to to the owners for future events. The policies regarding play rooms need to be enforced/monitored more. There were several couples that were fully dressed, and seemed to be waiting for others to start playing in the play rooms. This made it slightly uncomfortable for others. Happy to be watched but not by fully clothed people that seem to be treating it as entertainiment. If your playing/watching, you should be naked.

Cant wait for the next party! Xoxo


Date: 2 January 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Our first New Years Eve at VA - and what can we say, what an incredible night!

Such a great place to bring in the new year with such friendly and relaxed people. We love coming to this club many times throughout the year and have made so many lovely friends, the hosts are great people and do such a great job at making this club the best!

Great music, great company and naughtiness what more do you want. Happy new year to everyone at VA! Xx


Date: 1 January 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Sensational NYE party at this renowned club. Everything spot on, quick service at the bar, great spread (food lol), free shots at midnight, loads of sexy people and transport for those who needed it. This place somehow keeps improving.

Date: 1 January 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Wow what a NYE party. Great atmosphere.



Date: 1 January 2018

Rating: OK
A club is only as good as the people who attend. Unfortunately on this occasion nobody did.

Very quiet.



Date: 24 December 2017

Rating: Fun
Had best time last night! Thoroughly enjoyed the ambient. Friendly staffs and felt very welcomed. 100% recommend and will visit soon. Room was nice as well.

Date: 23 December 2017

Rating: Fabulous
I have visited this club on several occasions now, and I have to say it is amazing! So welcoming and friendly, in terms of staff and visitors! The club itself is lovely, as are the rooms if you wish to stay the night. There are no downsides to this play in my opinion. I wish I lived closer so I could visit more frequently

Would recommend this place to absolutely anyone


Date: 19 December 2017

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