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The Vanilla Alternative

Tempsford, South East

info@thevanillaalternative.co.uk,
http://thevanillaalternative.co.uk/

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This is a sumptuous swingers club and hotel in Bedfordshire on the A1 not far from the Capital. The VA aim is to provide something exclusive, somewhere upmarket, somewhere that's a "bit of alright" for discerning adults to meet and play together! The very experienced VA management team have an insight into what is growing into a more open market and have worked very hard to find something that ticks all the boxes. From the private rural location, the licensed bar, the array of play areas, the enormous hot tub, the on site hotel rooms, the extensive dedicated car park right down to the warm smile, the personal care and attention you get from a team who know the lifestyle inside out! No membership fees till September 2011 whilst phase two of the quarter of a million pound refurbishment programme is completed. Phase one will be complete for the grand launch on Saturday 26th February. Please visit the website www.thevanillaalternative.co.uk for details of events and to register on the mailing list. Make your next party a VA party!

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Rating: Fabulous
Great night last night, brilliant club, allways clean and welcoming. Really friendly and helpful staff. Thanks so much to Guy and Dionne who are a lovely, funny and friendly couple.

Date: 19 August 2018

Rating: Fabulous
First visit for us to any club and wow, other clubs will have to be pretty special to beat VA. The staff are fantastic - friendly and helpful. The play and social areas are varied and immaculate. We met some gorgeous, sexy people which kind of ensures we'll be back before too long.

Date: 19 August 2018

Rating: Fun
Forth visit to this club, another great night. Will be back for more!

Date: 19 August 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Another FAB night at VA. Really busy club night hosted by the saucy SpiceyMinx. She certainly went above and beyond to make sure all the guests had a good night !

Tunes were banging as was the play room. Cant wait for next time. Thanks for a great night you sexy people. If we met you then say hi xxx


Date: 18 August 2018

Rating: Fun
My hotwife and I went to VA on Friday night. We had a really good time lots of nice people and my wife found a nice guy to suck on. Will definitely go again but this time on a couples night a cuck night have some fun to if she allows xx

Date: 13 August 2018

Rating: Fabulous
We spent the weekend in the area and attended the club on both Friday and Saturday nights.

Excellent time was had on both evenings.

The staff were charming,articulate and delightful to meet.

The clientele couldn't have been better and we had several introductions with couples and singles (men and women).

Fantastic atmosphere, great surroundings,good music,all in all a wonderful weekend for us both in a relaxed,safe and perfect environment.

We will most certainly be making return visits in the not too distant future and are already checking our diaries for opportune dates.

Brilliant weekend .

Thanks to all the people we met for making it a few days to remember.



Date: 13 August 2018

Rating: Fabulous
What amazing weekend the festival of fun was this year, I think this is my 5th time and I can honestly say it just keeps getting better, amazing people and outstanding live music. The VA team were brilliant and we were all so well looked after.

Thank you again for another great weekend can’t wait for 2019!

Pxxx


Date: 13 August 2018

Rating: Fabulous
We loved the FOF the whole weekend went like clockwork special mention must go to Jule and all the staff and people behind the scenes who put so much effort into making this an event not to miss.

The entertainment was spot on especially Brandon Block’s set.....

Roll on FOF19!!


Date: 9 August 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Many thanks for all the kind reviews of what was an absolutely epic weekend. I'd like to add our thanks to the ladies from the Terrence Higgins Trust, a charity providing sexual health advice and testing. They were with us all weekend and joined in the fun, decorating many visitors with glitter. Although no strangers to The Vanilla Alternative (they are with us on most Bi-Nights) the ladies gave up their time to be with us and we must thank them for that. Over 100 individuals took part in testing and that has gained the ladies a spa day as a reward. Obviously sexual health is such an important part of our lifestyle and we hope the presence of THT over the Festival weekend was found to be useful to many of our wonderful visitors.

Date: 8 August 2018

Rating: Fabulous
My first full festival weekender and what a way to easy myself in. I was there on the Friday in 2017 so had an idea of what to expect. VA18 topped it. The owners, staff, concessions and volunteers all worked their knackers off to make sure things clicked seamlessly. Have to say the hot tub crew deserve special mention after getting up at 5am on Saturday to empty, clean, rechlorinate and fill the tubs for day 2. Toilets worked, showers were clean but temperamental temperature wise. The music was on point, bands excellent bar one act, Brandon Block was legendary and such a nice guy when we chatted at the end of his set. Weather was faultless, next year more sun, less heat please!! Now for the guests and atmosphere. Everyone enjoyed themselves, were respectful, helpful with tent problems or missing items. You all looked chilled, relaxed, sexy and approachable. Plenty of room to play indoors and outside. I felt safe, welcomed and at home with kindred spirits. A private group chat and the forum posts beforehand helped break the ice. I’m in for VA19 and hopefully see all my friends old and new there along with the Swindon area couple whose details I’ve misplaced. If you’re reading this please get in touch and anyone who I chatted to but haven’t got around to verifying.

Date: 7 August 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Amazing FoF this year . Massive congrats to the staff for all their hard work . Hot tubs were an awesome edition to outside fun this year and the foam party was a very sexy experience too. The band on the Saturday night were bloody brilliant ; great selection of numbers and performed so well - loads of party goers dancing their socks off ( if they were wearing any lol). Didn’t get to try any of the luscious looking hog roast (mouth was full at the time &;-) ), but will certainly make sure I do next year . Seriously , if you’re reading this and haven’t been to FoF before , then give it some thought for next year . There’s plenty of play space and opportunity for both hard and soft swingers . Thanks again VA for hosting a FABulous event &:-). Xx

Date: 7 August 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Just had an amazing time at VA FOF! It’s an awesome event put on by Jules and her crew at the friendliest club I have ever visited. Highlights include the wicked foam party, outdoor hot tubs, a magnificent indoor jacuzzi, great play areas and some fetish kit which was well used over the weekend. Great music (with one exception) including some top class DJ’s and a couple of awesome bands. The team accommodated a few slightly awkward requests with good grace (bad weekend for my car to play up ;-) ) the aa man was intrigued ;-) nice food available too...

The thing that really made the weekend were the people. An amazing crowd! Lots of friends, and a bunch of new friends. Everyone was in such a great mood from people jumping in and helping with the tent, to very friendly invitations to socialise and more. Conversations were struck up left and right. One of the highlights for me was the super friendly foam party.. very horny! Thanks to all the people who made it such a fantastic weekend! Love you all xxx


Date: 7 August 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Amazing weekend as always at the VA the work that goes into putting on this event is immense and every year it gets better!!

Thank you to the amazing staff who made this all come together and Brandon Block was ab amazing set too x


Date: 6 August 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Still recovering from an amazing Saturday celebrating my birthday at FoF. So many sexy guests , and so much fun from the foam to the star guest DJ ..My god he did an amazing set . Thanks to Jules and all her staff. See you next year xx

Date: 6 August 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Best festival yet, no idea how Jules and the crew do it. We had an absolute blast from start to finish. Top class entertainment too from some of the best DJs around and two excellent live acts. Easily the top date on the UK swinging scene.

Date: 6 August 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Amazingly fabulous weekend to say the very least, it will take us take awhile to come floating back to reality. This was our first festival of fun and will definitely not be the last! Every sexy, sunny and well organised moment will survive our memories for a long time to come. Was fantastic to meet some lovely people. The DJ did a great job all weekend! Thank you to Jules and all the fantastic, hard working team, a great success!!

Date: 6 August 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Another year spent in the lovely fields at Va. Jules and your team done brilliantly as usual. You can't fault this club at all, with loads of sexy people all under one roof or should we say two! From the band's that performed to the dj was perfectly picked by far. The food was awesome to the crazy bar staff inside and out. If you've never attended Va's festival, then you should. Highly recommend this festival as it brings all of us dirty filthy minded people together, in a totally relaxed atmosphere. Shall see you at the next big bash. Just wish you were bloody closer to us lol. Loves yah Jules. Mwah. Xx

Date: 5 August 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Great night at the festival of fun.Facilities and atmosphere were fantastic.Live music,bar,food,friendly staff and lots of sexy people, what more could you want for a night out.

Date: 5 August 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Just got home after our first visit to VA, which also was our first taste of the VA festival of fun.

We can only say that we had a fantastic time. The club is great and the festival weekend was so much fun and ran seemlessly (though we are sure that it took a massive amount of work to get to that point, so many thanks). The facilities were good, the entertainment Fab and the location brilliant, made even better by a lovely bunch of people. We will definately be back and advise anyone who haven't been to give it a try.


Date: 5 August 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Just back from va's festival of fun and what an excellent time we had. We have been to va a number of times now but this was our first festival and will most definitely be back next year. From the moment we arrived to pitch our tent the staff are all so friendly and helpful. The outdoor foam party, hot tubs and dance tent were perfect in the glorious sunshine. There was plenty of outdoor seating around the bar to chill out during the day and into the evening. Shower facilities with electric points to get ready for the evening fun. The outdoor music was generally good with highlight of the evening being brandon block doing a dj set. Our only negative point would be that there was no music on inside the actual club because of the outdoor acts which was a little odd but all in all an excellent weekend x

Date: 5 August 2018

Rating: Fabulous
VA and Jules gave us an amazing weekend of entertainment,genuine friendly people and a safe and fabulous environment to party the weekend away.

FOF is a huge social event. Where everyone is friendly happy and just there to have a great time. You couldn't walk pass anyone without engaging in conversation. And because the daytime activities are low key we ended up chatting and socialising in and around the tented village and got to meet so many new friends.

The evening excelled. From the huge inflatable marquee where we danced the nights away. To the inside play areas which were full to bursting.

Thank you for an unforgettable weekend of Fun. Now to sleep for the week. Xxx


Date: 5 August 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Absolutely fantastic weekend at the VA Festival of Fun. Thanks to Jules and the team who made it happen.

Great DJ on Saturday night, easy going friendly vibe, campsite full to the brim with happy sexy people, liberally sprinkled with some rather gorgeous filthy fun. The best kind of weekend.

V x



Date: 5 August 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Just got back fron our first festival at the VA, and what an absolutely fantastic weekend it has been. The food form the it side caterers was basic but excellent, especially the breakfast and the hog roast. The outside bar was fantastic and with the perfect weather and great music it was hard to believe we were in the English countryside.

The foam party on a scor hung hot summer afternoon with absolutely banging music, water cannons, etc. Was so southern france/ibiza it was surreal. People were still dabbing and having sex under the foam many hours later.

Outdoor solid fuel hot tubs, a massive event tent, some genuinely good cover bands and the last band on Saturday got the crowd so hyped up it made a big old 90swarehouse rave seem under control, lol.

And also thank you so much for not drowning the whole event in the same 80s musical dross that the whole swinging scene seems to think their guests want.

Well done everybody involved for such a brilliantly organised and awesome event, as well as staying os cheerful under the stress of making it perfect for us as guests.


Date: 5 August 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Attend VA festival of fun it was our first time and definitely won’t be our last everything was well thought out from the hot tubs paddling pool foam party to the acts and of course Brandon Blok we meet some great new friends please feel free to get in touch and verify us

Date: 5 August 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Attended the festival Saturday, my first time at VA and was very impressed. Great club and great vibes. Guest DJ was amazing! Loved how friendly it all was. Well done to the staff for all their hard work, was on the ball for cleaning. Look forward to next year....

Date: 5 August 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Another amazing weekend at The VA. Great venue, kind and very professional staff, sexy people. Can't recommend The VA highly enough!

Date: 29 July 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Attended last night after a long break and lovely to see how this club has grown since my first visit a few years ago. I love the layout and relaxed feel about VA, still my number one choice.

Date: 28 July 2018

Rating: Fabulous
We attended VA last night with a group of gorgeous sexy friends and what a fantastic night we all had. Made the single gents feel more relaxed in a mass of bodies on the bed followed by a treat in the glory hole. The venue is clean, friendly and very relaxed. Such a lovely clientele that attend. Will certainly be back soon despite the 2 hour drive. Well worth it ;-) xxx

Date: 28 July 2018

Rating: Fabulous
We visited VA last night for the very first time. I must say this club was well worth the drive. I’ve never been to any club where the people are so friendly,l. The club has a fantastic set up, with ample car parking facilities, the decor was on point and the play areas were all amazingly clean and inviting! The hot tub was an added bonus....very big and super luxurious. And the staff were all fantastic and super friendly. We will definitely be going back again. The VA is rocking and I highly recommend to anyone who’s thinking of visiting this place. Thank you VA for a brilliant night and to the sexy ladies who gave me a pole dancing lesson! Amira and friends xxx

Date: 15 July 2018

Rating: Fabulous
An excellent club with fantastic facilities. Super welcoming and helpful staff and really friendly regulars.

Will definitely be making another trip soon!


Date: 14 July 2018

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