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The Vanilla Alternative

Tempsford, South East

info@thevanillaalternative.co.uk,
http://thevanillaalternative.co.uk/

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This is a sumptuous swingers club and hotel in Bedfordshire on the A1 not far from the Capital. The VA aim is to provide something exclusive, somewhere upmarket, somewhere that's a "bit of alright" for discerning adults to meet and play together! The very experienced VA management team have an insight into what is growing into a more open market and have worked very hard to find something that ticks all the boxes. From the private rural location, the licensed bar, the array of play areas, the enormous hot tub, the on site hotel rooms, the extensive dedicated car park right down to the warm smile, the personal care and attention you get from a team who know the lifestyle inside out! No membership fees till September 2011 whilst phase two of the quarter of a million pound refurbishment programme is completed. Phase one will be complete for the grand launch on Saturday 26th February. Please visit the website www.thevanillaalternative.co.uk for details of events and to register on the mailing list. Make your next party a VA party!

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Date: 16 November 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Wow!!

What an amazing day spent at the Milf Club party!

I went with my partner and wasn't sure what to expect but I need not have worried because everyone there were such a sexy, friendly group of people.

After a few drinks in the bar area we headed to the hot tub and chatted to some really lovely people. After a bit of play time we then headed to the Couples room where we again enjoyed ourselves very much.

We had an amazing time and I'm looking forward to future Milf parties and making more friends.


Date: 15 November 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Went to my 1st milf party and have to say it was amazine so busy yet the staff was on the go none stop and help make the day run smoothly there was so many sexy friendly people there .... looking forward to the next one in 2 weeks.xxxx

Date: 15 November 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Just got back from my first visit to VA - a fabulous afternoon at the Milf club :) beautiful venue, with plenty of places to go off and play. Loved that it’s all so open and friendly, and I felt at ease straight away. Will definitely be back soon!

Date: 14 November 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Just got back from my first visit to V.A. Wooow, the venue is amazing and and that hot tub is fab.

Had an amazing first time at the milf club and cant wait to go again.

Such amazing decor and sooo many play areas x



Date: 14 November 2018

Rating: Fabulous
We have visited this club a few times on a Saturday but this time we tried a Friday for their "menage a trois night" with a good friend of ours and throughly enjoyed ourselves. There was a reasonable sexy crowd in attendance with good tunes for a spot of Pole dancing and lots of fun in the hot tub and play beds, followed by some flogging in the den area;-)

This club is always sumptuously spotless, we stayed in their rooms upstairs, which looked like they'd had a refurb so again spotless and did the job!

We will look forward to returning to this event :-) C&D xx


Date: 12 November 2018

Rating: Fabulous
It’s been a while since we visited our favourite club VA but we was welcomed through the doors as always by the usual friendly faces!!

It was a busy night full of sexy people and lots of Bi ladies (perfecto for us) we had a great night and made lots of new friends!!

We won’t leave it so long next time xxx


Date: 12 November 2018

Rating: OK
Another perfect night at VA as always the atmosphere was good and a lot of friendly people. We really enjoyed again the jacuzzi playing some hot girl on girl xx

Date: 11 November 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Attended Spicy Minxes bi night on the 2nd Nov at VA. A really great evening, Spicy and theVA Staff all so friendly and helpful. After spending some time relaxing in the massive Jacuzzi, moved into the play rooms. Met and played with one lovely female who I’ve seen at VA a few times, needed a rest afterwards! Then nice to watch the numerous activities ongoing in the play area, that helped me recover and I then joined a lovely couple with a bi Male, enjoyed giving them both oral and more. Various other encounters till 1.30 am when I left. A wonderful night, what a bi swingers night should be like! Perfect.

Date: 7 November 2018

Rating: Fabulous
We visited the club for the third time last Saturday so it’s about time we put a review up. As per usual was a great night. Love the hot tub which you can actually play in, the club has its own reasonably priced bar, staff are friendly and every time we’ve visited it’s been a great crowd. We’ve visited three other clubs and the VA is our favourite. It’s a bit of a drive for us but we’ll worth it.

Date: 6 November 2018

Rating: Fabulous
One of my many visits to Spicy’s bi night. As usual the club is spotless, facilities are amazing and the bar staff super friendly and welcoming. Spicy is of course the perfect hostess. The crowd was laid back, friendly and super naughty ! Plenty of fun to be had by all. Thank you to the sexy guys who serviced me so well and to the gorgeous ladies who allowed me to have fun with them. Highly recommended x

Date: 5 November 2018

Rating: Fun
This was our first club experience which we attended with another couple and what a night it was! We weren’t expecting to do much but with the different play rooms and hot tub it was hard not to. The staff and guests at VA were so welcoming and down to earth, they made us feel right at home. We will definitely be back for more.

Date: 4 November 2018

Rating: Fabulous
I went to the Bi night on Friday and my word it was amazing. After a little while sitting on my own, Spicy got me talking to a few people after showing me round. It was really nice to be chatting with people socially before heading off into the play rooms. Everyone there was so welcoming and sexy. I’m definitely visiting again when my schedule accompanies it. Thanks for an amazing night

Date: 4 November 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Visited VA on Friday night with a friend. Was greeted by spicy who gave us a tour and generally made two nervous newbies feel very much at ease. The club itself is great, clean and a wonderful atmosphere. The people at the bi night we attended were lovely too. I had a very fun and very playful night and I'm already looking forward to returning for another! x

Date: 4 November 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Been to a few of the bi nights hosted by Spicy, never had a bad night so far. Great hosts and really friendly, sexy and enjoyable atmosphere. Can’t emphasise how great, not to be missed if bi play is your thing.

Date: 3 November 2018

Rating: Fabulous
My first visit to this club last night. Spicyminx was the perfect hostess welcoming me when I arrived, arranging a show round of the club and introducing me to other newbies.

Was made to feel welcome at the bar by Cara and Sarah at the start of the evening and then later in the playrooms. All the staff were friendly and polite and the club was clean and well presented all evening.

I hope that last night will not be my only visit, just need to justify the 400 mile round trip from the southwest of England. Thanks Spicyminx until the next time xx Kelly xx


Date: 3 November 2018

Rating: Fabulous
My first time back in a few months. It’s amazing to see how well SpicyMinx’s bi night has progressed. It was always one of the best club nights, but thanks to her very hard work, the evening is now the absolute best. The mix of people is perfect, and being a bi night, there is total freedom. The writhing masses of bodies that develop are amazing, but there’s also space and respect given to more intimate two and threesomes of any sex. People are smart, respectful and there is a real pleasure in shared sensuality. Well done to Minx and the staff at VA for their hard work in making this night very, very special.

Date: 3 November 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Visited the vanilla alternative last night with a fab friend. We where both newbies to the club life and spicyminx made us feel welcomed the moment we walked in the door. Had a fab night would definitely recommend going over if you get the chance. Thanks for the great night everyone x

Date: 3 November 2018

Rating: Fabulous
I've just returned from Spicyminx's Bi Night at The VA and have to say that the word Fabulous doesn't do the event justice at all. "Awesome" gets closer to the mark.

I went as a newbie to the club and to the Bi Night. I'm naturally shy and quiet (until I've got my clothes off anyway) and everyone from SpicyMinx and her team to the guests, made me feel totally welcome and at ease.

Once the action got underway, it was Bi Heaven. SpicyMinx had the balance of bi males/couples/TV/TS absolutely spot on. The bi male action was incredible. Unlike at other establishments I've been to, all the chaps were genuinely bi and up for it - I wasn't given the cold shoulder by any of them. I could walk up to any of the blokes and indulge in mutual masturbation/oral without any issues at all. The mixed groups were just incredible. I've never been anywhere before where there have been half a dozen or more men and women all enjoying themselves together and swapping partners regardless of their sex.

I'm still buzzing from this evening and would like to say thank you's to SpicyMinx for organising the event and being totally wonderful, Jennifer for making me feel at ease before everything started, the lovely couple who let me cater to their needs at the beginning, middle and end of the evening, Gigi (I think that was your name) who rightly pointed out that my moustache was a bit spiky but was very accommodating in the hot tub, and to the very wonderful lady who told me that she lost her virginity to a man with a beard and was understanding when I suddenly became a bit unresponsive down below (it needed a bit of a rest, but I hope you enjoyed your orgasm as much as I enjoyed giving it to you). To all the chaps who I wanked and sucked - cheers boys!

What an incredible evening. Totally 100% recommended. Great venue, perfectly organised, fantastic people. Brilliant. Just bloody brilliant. Get yourself on the guestlist for the next one or you'll never know what you're missing out on.


Date: 3 November 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Visiting the bi night, just a fabulous clubs, owners, staff and the hoist spicyminx thank you for the a lovely night each and every single one. Moreover the nice surprise love to the people and the club. Best club ever

Date: 3 November 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Went on Wednesday with new friends V & R for a thoroughly enjoyable afternoon. Lovely venue, helpful staff and great play areas.

Chilled atmosphere. Not too busy but enough people to have lots of fun. We will certainly be back



Date: 25 October 2018

Rating: Fabulous
My third visit to VA Milf Club. Sensous, sexy and scintilating. A great selection of people attended. Met some newbies and great to see regulars too.

I highly recomend this event and the venue, with lovely staff.

If you saw me come and say hi xxx


Date: 24 October 2018

Rating: Fabulous
First time attending the VA for the Milf Club today and was pleasantly surprised with the club.

I’d read and heard so many great things about the venue and it’s hosts, so it was fantastic to finally experience it for myself.

Had a lovely time and I’m looking forward to returning soon.


Date: 24 October 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Last night was our first visit to VA and most defiantly won’t be our last. What a fantastic clean venue. All the staff were very welcoming, we had a tour of the facilities and then started to mingle. All the people we chatted with were very friendly and it’s always good to meet like minded folk. Until the next time :-) Thank You

Date: 21 October 2018

Rating: OK
Visited the VA again last night & always a pleasure , friendly staff & great people attending to chat or play . Very clean establishment thanks again VA see you again in the future xx

Date: 21 October 2018

Rating: Fabulous
WOW just wow! Beautiful & clean venue, myself and the other half visited and cannot knock it. She has been to many clubs and said this is upthere as a favourite only my second but the trouble is this place has set the bar so high. Very welcoming staff from the minute we arrived, plus the barmaids were very hot certainly catching both of our eyes. Only downside is the night had to end, we will be back.

Date: 21 October 2018

Rating: Fabulous
The mix was a great night hosted impeccably by the amazing Sugar who was constantly buzzing around making sure new and old guests felt welcome, the music was spot on with the added bonus of a magician which added something else to an already wonderful night.

Thank you and I’ll definitely be back x



Date: 20 October 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Visited V.A again last night for the mix night again we was not disappointed good music,magician, great mix of people. Lots of fun with new friends, club is always clean staff are very friendly and welcoming. We stayed in the hotel as we always do and not disappointed clean and fresh, shower lovely and hot this morning and plenty tea and coffee always good start for the morning after.

Thank you again V.A.


Date: 20 October 2018

Rating: Fabulous
We visited VA for the first time and the 12th and 13th, we had a room booked and as we have never been to a club before or done anything like it we had no idea what to expect. Well what can I say aprt fro WOW WOW WOW. The staff were very welcoming and the room was lovely and clean. When we went downstairs on Friday night we were extremely nervous but everyone was so welcoming and understood exactly how we were feeling. The club was amazing and felt so relaxed. Met some lovely people and hopefully will see them again one day. It was exactly the same on Saturday night. We ended up in the hot tub for a little play then got talking to 2 lovely couples, too much talking led to being told the night was over as the club was shut but we all had rooms so we all ended up in one room for a good few hours of play. All in all an amazing weekend and we can’t wait to visit again. Ric and Amy xx

Date: 17 October 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Have visited VA's Bi night on every occasion that I've been able as of late. The evening never fails to excite and satisfy with those who attend to make for a such a filthy fun filled gathering.

Spicy being of such a bubbly, friendly personality makes the perfect host. The staff are a credit to the plush, spacious, ultra clean venue.

If ther is a better place to let your hair down and mix it up with like minded people, I have yet to find it. A definite 10 out of 10, well done you guys, for helping to make it an evening of pure pleasure through your efforts. See you all soon Carlx xx


Date: 17 October 2018

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