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The Vanilla Alternative

Tempsford, South East

info@thevanillaalternative.co.uk,
https://va2.co.uk/

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This is a sumptuous swingers club and hotel in Bedfordshire on the A1 not far from the Capital. The VA aim is to provide something exclusive, somewhere upmarket, somewhere that's a "bit of alright" for discerning adults to meet and play together! The very experienced VA management team have an insight into what is growing into a more open market and have worked very hard to find something that ticks all the boxes. From the private rural location, the licensed bar, the array of play areas, the enormous hot tub, the on site hotel rooms, the extensive dedicated car park right down to the warm smile, the personal care and attention you get from a team who know the lifestyle inside out! No membership fees till September 2011 whilst phase two of the quarter of a million pound refurbishment programme is completed. Phase one will be complete for the grand launch on Saturday 26th February. Please visit the website www.thevanillaalternative.co.uk for details of events and to register on the mailing list. Make your next party a VA party!

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Rating: Fabulous
Had an amazing evening at the VA Bi night event, where we went with a group we knew and new friends were made from people we met……. We had a great time in the dungeon, tying people to the big cross when we opened our ‘ pleasure monkeys toolbox’ as well as deploying, our vibrating pinned gloves from the dancefloor……. The staff are amazing and always welcoming to you, and the friendly community of people who make this place such a jewel …….. if you met us please do a veri and we will return the compliment very soon, and to this amazing club VA you diamond, much love and big hugs from Tats1 and Tats 2 ….. xxx

Date: 4 December 2023

Rating: Fabulous
2nd time back to VAs last night! First and most importantly, the staff are amazing! So friendly and helpful! The club is well designed, organised and clean! The club didn't feel clicky at all, everyone was happy to talk and respectful. Thank you for such an amazing night J&C xx

Date: 2 December 2023

Rating: Fabulous
We had the pleasure of attending VA last night, our first ever club experience and wow… what a wild night we had! Everyone was super friendly and we were welcomed with open arms by staff who couldn’t do enough to help and all other fellow couples and singles. We’ve met some wonderful people and had the best time. We’re left wanting more already so we hope to see some familiar faces when we return for another hot night at VA! If you recognise us please may you verify us, we’re new to the LS so veri’s will be a huge help! X

Date: 26 November 2023

Rating: Fabulous
2nd visit last night and didn’t fail, staff were really friendly as we booked the shuttle bus from the hotel which was on times

We met up with some friends and even made some new ones , amazing hot and steamy night down in the dungeon area , can’t wait til next visit xx


Date: 26 November 2023

Rating: Fun
Attended the VA last night for the first time, and indeed our first ever club visit. The staff were incredibly friendly and welcoming, with a great tour when we arrived. I even managed to work out how the lockers worked and which one was ours (eventually). Immaculately clean, great vibe, lovely building. Had a lovely chat with another couple at the bar, who we'd love to meet again if they're on here, and just relaxed and enjoyed our evening. Super chilled, no pressure, just lovely. Can't wait to go back, but will probably go for a couples evening as that's more our thing.

Date: 25 November 2023

Rating: OK
Well. First night at VA last night and what can I say. Great place although not busy. Hi to the couple who invited me behind the curtain! DM me you know who you are! Would definitely try again. Hot night.

Date: 25 November 2023

Rating: Fabulous
Visited VA for the first time yesterday with my friend and we both had a fabulous time. It was our first trip to a club so pretty nervous but we were both made very welcome and we found the staff and other members very friendly which helped enormously.

We both came away wanting to come back another time so that speaks volumes. Big thanks to John who gave us a tour and checked in with us from time to time during our visit and to a lovely couple K and A, both relative newbie’s (on their 2nd visit), who helped break the ice and helped ease us into what was a fantastic day.


Date: 23 November 2023

Rating: Fabulous
Amazing time at VA, our second visit and as a couple new to the lifestyle, you are welcomed by amazing staff, and other likeminded people. Can’t say enough good things about the place

Date: 22 November 2023

Rating: Fun
Had another great night at VA and the staff as friendly as ever aswell as the crowd. Can't wait for our next visit, say hi if you went :)

Date: 19 November 2023

Rating: Fabulous
We visited VA for the first time last night and had a great night. Staff were friendly and helpful. All the play areas were super clean. The hot tub was great. Loved how many play rooms there were, great for watching and being watched. Looking forward to our next visit.

Date: 19 November 2023

Rating: Fun
Another great night at VA. Although slightly quieter than usual we thought. LOVE the new smoking area and heaters. Had a lovely night!

Date: 19 November 2023

Rating: Fabulous
Hi all, apologies for the hot tub temperature this weekend. We have had an issue, new parts are due to be delivered and installed tomorrow. We appreciate your understanding. In this matter.

Date: 12 November 2023

Rating: Fabulous
Went to VA for our first night at a club, and what a night! The shuttle bus was very discreet and the staff were welcoming and so helpful. The club itself felt very clean but still had a super sexy vibe. Hope the hot tub gets fixed soon, but to be fair the staff are doing everything they can to keep it nice and warm, and a slightly chilly hot tub definitely didn’t affect us having a great night!

Met some amazing people throughout the night and will 100% return!


Date: 12 November 2023

Rating: Fabulous
I went to VA for the first time last night.

The club has a really cool vide with everything you need, staff are great and the clientele are as sexy AF! What’s there not to love! Thank you. I’ll definitely be returning xx


Date: 12 November 2023

Rating: Fabulous
Definitely our favourite go to for great nights out. Last night was no exception, great mix of people and some fantastic new faces too.

Date: 12 November 2023

Rating: OK
I went to VA again for my first WWW event. As always the staff were lovely and the music great, didn't loads of time on the dance floor.

The rating this time is ok as the water in the hot tub was not hot enough and the jets didn't work. Please can you look into this.

That said I hope to be back at your great club soon.

Thank you


Date: 11 November 2023

Rating: Fabulous
Attended last weekends Saturday ‘s Deck N Dance night.

Was out 1st club visit and so we were high on the nervous scale. Needn’t have worried. Staff and all were very welcoming and understanding..superb night and experience.

Thanks to all and will not be our last visit.

R and R


Date: 10 November 2023

Rating: Fabulous
Open play areas are the way forward, venue is lovely and modern. All ways clean and well presented. We especially love the UV filtered hot tub you can quite literally swim in its that big!

We've had a handfuls of amazing nights here, and we're looking forward to our next.


Date: 7 November 2023

Rating: Fabulous
Another excellent party at VA on Saturday “Dec n Dance” ….. lots of dancing and lots of playful couples… perfect! We had a great night and as always grateful for the hard work Team VA carry out for all our enjoyment, thank you xx

Date: 6 November 2023

Rating: OK
Great night last night. Met lots of really nice hot couples. Everyone very friendly, great atmosphere, had good fun on the dance floor mixing with lots of people.

Say hi if you were there last night as would be great to stay connected. K & B xx


Date: 5 November 2023

Rating: Fun
I really like this club. The "What Women Want" and "Chic" events are amazing. The staff are lovely and welcoming.

Date: 31 October 2023

Rating: Fabulous
We attended the Halloween Event on Saturday 28th and took advantage of the taxi shuttle service offered by the club, this worked really well as we were in a local hotel On arrival we were greeted at the door by a very smart Gent who got us to the reception desk, we were checked in by a very nice blond lady who was friendly and efficient. Once inside we soon noticed how slick this operation was as the bar staff worked very hard to ensure that you always had a drink even though the place was at capacity. The venue and music were spot on and this combined with all of the sexy people that had made such an effort with Halloween costumes made a great evening.

We wouldn't hesitate to attend again if we are in the area.

If you remember chatting to the Geordie Vampires send us a message as we forgot to ask Fab names x


Date: 30 October 2023

Rating: Fabulous
My second VA Visit this time and it was my very first WWW (what women want) event this time for Halloween. All I can say is that it was amazing! The vibe and the atmosphere was incredible and the ratio of couples and singles was spot on ! Best daytime event I’ve ever been too.

Also in the evening VA Hosted there own evening halloween party and same again the vibes was just the best the people where amazing, everyone looked very happy and was just the best day and night I could possibly ask for!

This is definitely such a good club for couples and females to come to because you get respected and treated the best by the staff, owners and members and you go away at the end feeling refreshed, happy and leaving with a big cheeky smile. My personal opinion Vanilla Alternative is one of the best swingers clubs out there.

So makesure you all come check it out and get joined up because you’d be silly to miss all the weekly events, and weekend spectaculars that this club has to offer. So go online and get joining x


Date: 30 October 2023

Rating: Fabulous
We have had around eight visits throughout the last year. On our 1st adventure we were out at ease and show around by the staff. We have stayed in a hotel, camped and used the shuttle bus, all options work well. Been on special nights and normal Saturdays the club has wonderful friendly atmosphere, like going to your local pub…except the regulars are naked. Great hot tub , full of action. Lots of different areas to have fun or relax in, visiting the vanilla alternative is a must

Date: 29 October 2023

Rating: OK
Visited VA for their Halloween party last night and had a blast. We’ll be back ??

Date: 29 October 2023

Rating: Fabulous
The VA never fails to deliver……and a big applause to the staff, the club was heaving and you kept it all flowing. Another great set from DJ Pete, he had the place kicking and to all the beautiful people, who all looked amazing in costume……it was a great night, shame we have to wait another year, to do it all over again. Thank you Team VA xxx

Date: 29 October 2023

Rating: Fabulous
Can’t go wrong with a busy night at va another amazing night lots of fun had can’t wait to the next one

Date: 29 October 2023

Rating: Fabulous
Thanks to everyone who made it another awesome night. Bar staff were amazing xx

Date: 29 October 2023

Rating: Fabulous
Attended the Saturday Halloween party, what a fantastic event. The club looked great, so much effort in the decoration. We had so much fun, can’t wait to return.

Date: 29 October 2023

Rating: Fabulous
Attended the Halloween party with the mrs. We can honestly say this has been by far our best club night to date. The club was busy providing I great atmosphere and the dj was on fire.

This was a real quality night topped off with a great couple to play with.


Date: 29 October 2023

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