The Vanilla Alternative

Tempsford, South East

info@va2.co.uk,
info@thevanillaalternative.co.uk,

This is a sumptuous swingers club and hotel in Bedfordshire on the A1 not far from the Capital. The VA aim is to provide something exclusive, somewhere upmarket, somewhere that's a "bit of alright" for discerning adults to meet and play together! The very experienced VA management team have an insight into what is growing into a more open market and have worked very hard to find something that ticks all the boxes. From the private rural location, the licensed bar, the array of play areas, the enormous hot tub, the on site hotel rooms, the extensive dedicated car park right down to the warm smile, the personal care and attention you get from a team who know the lifestyle inside out! No membership fees till September 2011 whilst phase two of the quarter of a million pound refurbishment programme is completed. Phase one will be complete for the grand launch on Saturday 26th February. Please visit the website www.thevanillaalternative.co.uk for details of events and to register on the mailing list. Make your next party a VA party!

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Rating: Fabulous
	We went for the first time last night . Really friendly staff and a naughty, diverse and friendly crowd . Looking forward to going again! Date: 19 April 2026

Rating: OK
	It was with trepidation to hat I stepped into VA as a single guy. But it couldn’t have been any better. Incredible hosts, welcoming people that put me at ease straight away. Details of the night remain classified, but it was epic. Thankyou to my new friends. Date: 15 April 2026

Rating: Fun
	Many thanks to Brian and the bar team for hosting us on another fun Saturday night. There were some lovely folks about and we really enjoyed the steamy 11pm to midnight session in the couples room! As usual, we left with a smile on our faces and fun memories to get us through the working week. Hope to be back soon. xx Date: 12 April 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	After a few months absence we returned for the Easter Bunny night and it didn’t disappoint. Girls behind the bar were amazing as always, crowd were respectful and fun and as always we had a great night. xx Date: 7 April 2026

Rating: OK
	Hadn't been to va for awhile so decided to return spoke to some lovely people had fun in a room just us but with lots of people watching . Thanks for a good night Date: 6 April 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	Visited with a FWB recently. Incredibly welcoming staff, great venue and some lovely attendees. We’re already booking our return visit for a months time! Date: 5 April 2026

Rating: OK
	We’ve been to VA many times, so after a long break from the scene we were really keen to get back! The place looks great, loved the glow up from the internal space to the outside smoking area. We attended the playboy bunny event, we enjoyed meeting lots of great people but the biggest let down was the DJ!! For us the vibe was all wrong, after 2hrs of 70’s cheese we’d had enough! Shame because the playrooms had way better music which suited the vibe, otherwise we would have spent more time in the bar/dance area. Sadly this is always the same on a DJ night, not sure they quite get the brief…. Date: 5 April 2026

Rating: OK

We’ve been to VA many times, so after a long break from the scene we were really keen to get back! The place looks great, loved the glow up from the internal space to the outside smoking area. We attended the playboy bunny event, we enjoyed meeting lots of great people but the biggest let down was the DJ!! For us the vibe was all wrong, after 2hrs of 70’s cheese we’d had enough! Shame because the playrooms had way better music which suited the vibe, otherwise we would have spent more time in the bar/dance area. Sadly this is always the same on a DJ night, not sure they quite get the brief….

Date: 5 April 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	Brilliant time at the bi night last night. Hosts were welcoming and keen to chat to everyone. After a night of naughtiness J rather enjoyed the rice crispy cakes ?? Date: 4 April 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	We have just got home from a fantastic day at VA Milf Club. We can’t praise the place enough. It was our first visit so we were shown around by a beautiful lady called Karen. A very sexy lady. The place has a great vibe and everyone was friendly. We spent a fair bit of time in the hot tub which was fun and enjoyed ourselves on the beds. A great day which will definitely be repeated. Date: 1 April 2026

Rating: Fabulous

We have just got home from a fantastic day at VA Milf Club. We can’t praise the place enough. It was our first visit so we were shown around by a beautiful lady called Karen. A very sexy lady. The place has a great vibe and everyone was friendly. We spent a fair bit of time in the hot tub which was fun and enjoyed ourselves on the beds. A great day which will definitely be repeated.

Date: 1 April 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	Our first visit Saturday night. Loved the club and the people there. Had a lot of fun. Will be back soon Date: 30 March 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	My first visit at at VA was fabulous. Absolutely great event and cannot wait to return Date: 22 March 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	I really love a road trip to VA so it was a treat to get to try Onyx for a full throttle evening event - couldn’t have had a better night out - absolutely exhausted and delighted with the nights fun ! Will absolutely be back x Date: 22 March 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	Hats off to ONYX VA! What a great event and hosted by two very sexy hosts Honey & Danni. This event attracts a great selection of hot, sexy guests who are friendly and respectful. Dance floor was packed all night and the play rooms matched dancing with fun! The erotic dancer was a great addition and the tasty food served was a great help in restoring energy levels The whole night had such a exceptionally friendly vibe, that we wouldn’t hesitate in returning to the next ONYX As always the bar staff worked tirelessly to maintain quick service and Brian was on hand to do club tours. VA doing what it does best, creating a great club for its members … thank you Date: 21 March 2026

Rating: Fabulous

Hats off to ONYX VA! What a great event and hosted by two very sexy hosts Honey & Danni. This event attracts a great selection of hot, sexy guests who are friendly and respectful. Dance floor was packed all night and the play rooms matched dancing with fun! The erotic dancer was a great addition and the tasty food served was a great help in restoring energy levels The whole night had such a exceptionally friendly vibe, that we wouldn’t hesitate in returning to the next ONYX

As always the bar staff worked tirelessly to maintain quick service and Brian was on hand to do club tours. VA doing what it does best, creating a great club for its members … thank you

Date: 21 March 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended our first Onyx event last night, which was also our first time at VA, and it exceeded all expectations. The hosts were absolutely fantastic; from setting up a group chat beforehand to help everyone connect, to making sure we were well looked after throughout the night. We felt safe, welcomed, and completely at ease. The attention to detail was incredible (and honestly, the best snacks we’ve ever had at a club!). The music was spot on, the atmosphere was sexy, and everyone looked amazing. It made for such a great evening. We’ll definitely be back again very soon. Thank you for such a wonderful experience! Lola & Jude x Date: 21 March 2026

Rating: Fabulous

We attended our first Onyx event last night, which was also our first time at VA, and it exceeded all expectations. The hosts were absolutely fantastic; from setting up a group chat beforehand to help everyone connect, to making sure we were well looked after throughout the night. We felt safe, welcomed, and completely at ease.

The attention to detail was incredible (and honestly, the best snacks we’ve ever had at a club!). The music was spot on, the atmosphere was sexy, and everyone looked amazing. It made for such a great evening.

We’ll definitely be back again very soon. Thank you for such a wonderful experience!

Lola & Jude x

Date: 21 March 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended the onyx 1 year anniversary party last night and had a great time, the club had an electric atmosphere full to the brim with friendly sexy people, it was great seeing old friends and making new ones. The host's honey and Danni were always around for help and also supplied much needed fruit and food later in the evening. The bar staff were very efficient and friendly this club is one of our favourite places to visit R always feels safe here which is what makes this place so special oh and the fact we met here 10 months ago. Neil and miss Ripple. Date: 21 March 2026

Rating: Fabulous

We attended the onyx 1 year anniversary party last night and had a great time, the club had an electric atmosphere full to the brim with friendly sexy people, it was great seeing old friends and making new ones.

The host's honey and Danni were always around for help and also supplied much needed fruit and food later in the evening.

The bar staff were very efficient and friendly this club is one of our favourite places to visit R always feels safe here which is what makes this place so special oh and the fact we met here 10 months ago.

Neil and miss Ripple.

Date: 21 March 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	I took the plunge and attended my first night at VA last Friday, and had a great time! Really friendly atmosphere, the staff were very welcoming and patient with me as a newbie :) Everyone was lovely, and thanks to the sexy couple who took me under their wing for the evening, had so much fun with you! (You know who you are...) Already booked to return for the WWW event next Friday, can't wait! Would recommend this club to anyone, definitely worth checking out! Until next time... ;-) x Date: 19 March 2026

Rating: Fabulous

I took the plunge and attended my first night at VA last Friday, and had a great time!

Really friendly atmosphere, the staff were very welcoming and patient with me as a newbie :)

Everyone was lovely, and thanks to the sexy couple who took me under their wing for the evening, had so much fun with you! (You know who you are...)

Already booked to return for the WWW event next Friday, can't wait!

Would recommend this club to anyone, definitely worth checking out!

Until next time... ;-) x

Date: 19 March 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended the club night this past Saturday for our very first time, and we absolutely loved it. From the moment we arrived, the vibe was spot on. The staff were exceptionally friendly and welcoming, which immediately put us at ease as first-timers to the VA. The facilities are excellent and noticeably clean—the hot tub was a particular highlight for us! What really stood out, however, was the club's commitment to safety. They use a specific safety phrase system that ensured we felt comfortable and secure throughout the entire night; it’s clear they have deeply considered the well-being of their guests. We opted to book an on-site hotel room, which was comfortable, convenient, and made the whole experience seamless. The check-in service was great, and the night itself was fantastic. We enjoyed some wonderful play time together as a couple and met some gorgeous people along the way. By the end of the night, the atmosphere in the hot tub was so chilled that we were nearly the last ones standing. We couldn't recommend it more highly! Date: 8 March 2026

Rating: Fabulous

We attended the club night this past Saturday for our very first time, and we absolutely loved it. From the moment we arrived, the vibe was spot on. The staff were exceptionally friendly and welcoming, which immediately put us at ease as first-timers to the VA.

The facilities are excellent and noticeably clean—the hot tub was a particular highlight for us! What really stood out, however, was the club's commitment to safety. They use a specific safety phrase system that ensured we felt comfortable and secure throughout the entire night; it’s clear they have deeply considered the well-being of their guests.

We opted to book an on-site hotel room, which was comfortable, convenient, and made the whole experience seamless. The check-in service was great, and the night itself was fantastic. We enjoyed some wonderful play time together as a couple and met some gorgeous people along the way. By the end of the night, the atmosphere in the hot tub was so chilled that we were nearly the last ones standing. We couldn't recommend it more highly!

Date: 8 March 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	Our first-ever club visit was at the Milf Club this week, and we absolutely loved it, more of the same, please! We’ve been talking about visiting a club for a while, and VA was right at the top of our list. M was understandably nervous, not knowing what to expect, but Emma’s warm reassurance and Danni’s friendly tour, and conversation immediately put us at ease and made us feel so welcome. Before long, we found the courage to strip off, relax in the hot tub, and chat with some genuinely lovely people. We can’t wait to explore more and hopefully join an evening event when the stars align for us. Thank you, and see you soon! Date: 6 March 2026

Rating: Fabulous

Our first-ever club visit was at the Milf Club this week, and we absolutely loved it, more of the same, please!

We’ve been talking about visiting a club for a while, and VA was right at the top of our list. M was understandably nervous, not knowing what to expect, but Emma’s warm reassurance and Danni’s friendly tour, and conversation immediately put us at ease and made us feel so welcome.

Before long, we found the courage to strip off, relax in the hot tub, and chat with some genuinely lovely people. We can’t wait to explore more and hopefully join an evening event when the stars align for us.

Thank you, and see you soon!

Date: 6 March 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	Another excellent MILF club today, was great meeting so many new folks. Date: 4 March 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	We had a great night at the 15th birthday lingerie party, much quieter than previous events we went to (Halloween and Valentines) but not a bad thing as easier to find space to play. We really enjoyed the dancefloor and music, and nice little touches like fruit platters and sweets later in the night. We will be back soon for sure. Date: 1 March 2026

Rating: Fun
	First ever club for me so nerves were high but eased into things quickly and had a great time! The venue is cool and welcoming. Will be back for sure Date: 28 February 2026

Rating: OK
	Firstly we love the VA club and think its a good place for a little sexy fun and meeting like minded people to enjoy the evening with. Even if you just go for a dance and a drink ! However, we do have to let people know that at our last visit on sat 14th feb, we noticed a fully dressed ( jacket, shirt, trousers etc) black couple sitting in the couples room apparently watching the action of people having sex. But he had a pen in his top jacket pocket which he kept adjusting and to me this looked like a hidden camera pen which he was using to record couples having sex. It really upset my wife and she wanted to immediately leave the venue , which we did. I reported this to the VA club and have heard nothing at all back. No reassurances that they eould stop this type of thing or be more strict on people. I would suggest the only way to ensure this cannot happen again is to ensure anyone entering the couples room or dungeon areas is at least down to their underweat not fully dressed. For all we know this could be something people do reguarly as there are always men walking around the sex room areas fully dressed. As we have heard nothing from the club on how this is to be addressed, i thought it only fair to let other people know to be aware. This has been most distressing for us Date: 23 February 2026

Rating: OK

Firstly we love the VA club and think its a good place for a little sexy fun and meeting like minded people to enjoy the evening with. Even if you just go for a dance and a drink !

However, we do have to let people know that at our last visit on sat 14th feb, we noticed a fully dressed ( jacket, shirt, trousers etc) black couple sitting in the couples room apparently watching the action of people having sex. But he had a pen in his top jacket pocket which he kept adjusting and to me this looked like a hidden camera pen which he was using to record couples having sex. It really upset my wife and she wanted to immediately leave the venue , which we did. I reported this to the VA club and have heard nothing at all back. No reassurances that they eould stop this type of thing or be more strict on people.

I would suggest the only way to ensure this cannot happen again is to ensure anyone entering the couples room or dungeon areas is at least down to their underweat not fully dressed.

For all we know this could be something people do reguarly as there are always men walking around the sex room areas fully dressed.

As we have heard nothing from the club on how this is to be addressed, i thought it only fair to let other people know to be aware. This has been most distressing for us

Date: 23 February 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	Our first time at VA for the Valentine event. Both Friday and Saturday night. Wow just wow. Full of the most incredible sexy people. Amazing venue and our new favourite place. Date: 17 February 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	Another fantastic event at the VA for Valentines night, even better when DJ Stigwood is behind the decks. The dance floor was full all night and there was no shortage of bangers. The club looked amazing with a gorgeous light up archway heart and Photo booth. Staff work tirelessly as always and are such lovely people. Once again the guest list was full of extremely sexy people, needless to say we had a lot of fun in the playrooms and on the dance floor. Very hot end to the night too! ;-) Looking forward to the next event already! Until the next time. Mwah x Date: 16 February 2026

Rating: Fabulous

Another fantastic event at the VA for Valentines night, even better when DJ Stigwood is behind the decks. The dance floor was full all night and there was no shortage of bangers.

The club looked amazing with a gorgeous light up archway heart and Photo booth. Staff work tirelessly as always and are such lovely people.

Once again the guest list was full of extremely sexy people, needless to say we had a lot of fun in the playrooms and on the dance floor. Very hot end to the night too! ;-)

Looking forward to the next event already!

Until the next time. Mwah x

Date: 16 February 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	What a great place to attend crowd sexy and the staff are so friendly and the shuttle bus life saver great night .. Date: 16 February 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	What’s left to say about the VA that hasn’t already been said? It’s our go-to for a reason – from the friendly welcome, to the amazing facilities, the DJ keeping everyone smiling, and the Valentine crowd… sexy as hell! Thank you for another fantastic night, we can’t wait to see you for your 15th birthday!! x Date: 16 February 2026

Rating: Fun
	Attended their Valentine's party with some friends on Saturday night. Beautiful venue as always, wonderful welcoming staff, it's the perfect sexy nightclub situation. The music was a bit too loud for conversation unless you squirrel yourself into a corner of the playrooms and that's not easy as these events are always well attended. But if you're there to dance and fuck it's a great place to be Date: 15 February 2026

Rating: Fun

Attended their Valentine's party with some friends on Saturday night. Beautiful venue as always, wonderful welcoming staff, it's the perfect sexy nightclub situation.

The music was a bit too loud for conversation unless you squirrel yourself into a corner of the playrooms and that's not easy as these events are always well attended. But if you're there to dance and fuck it's a great place to be

Date: 15 February 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	First valentine in VA for us what a original way to spent the nite together Of course it was perfect Staff was sexy and helpful, place was decorated well. Music was smashing as always sexy people everywhere dancing laughing smiling. Had fabulous time. Love VA ?? Date: 15 February 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended VA lastnight for Valentines night!, what a venue. We loved it. Everyone was so friendly and welcoming. DJ clearly loved 'house' felt like our youth!...we loved our rave night's of years past...totally us. Great night, loads of fun, so many naughty sexy people everywhere...all looking amazing. Such a lovely relaxed atmosphere, welcoming staff and lots of sexy people. Had a great time socialising and had the best time in one of the many rooms available. The highlight of our night, we met some amazing people and then joined in on a huge orgy. What a night of deborchury, soooo many hot sexy bodies...heaven ;). Totally awesome night and friendly staff, lots of cheeky sexy hot bodies wherever you looked. We can't wait till our next return. Date: 15 February 2026

Rating: Fabulous

We attended VA lastnight for Valentines night!, what a venue. We loved it. Everyone was so friendly and welcoming.

DJ clearly loved 'house' felt like our youth!...we loved our rave night's of years past...totally us.

Great night, loads of fun, so many naughty sexy people everywhere...all looking amazing. Such a lovely relaxed atmosphere, welcoming staff and lots of sexy people. Had a great time socialising and had the best time in one of the many rooms available.

The highlight of our night, we met some amazing people and then joined in on a huge orgy. What a night of deborchury, soooo many hot sexy bodies...heaven ;).

Totally awesome night and friendly staff, lots of cheeky sexy hot bodies wherever you looked.

We can't wait till our next return.

Date: 15 February 2026

Rating: OK
	Another fabulous night at VA for Valentines ?? DJ Stigwood had the place rockin' all night! music was excellent with a wide variety to suit all tastes... one of our fave DJs! Club looked amazing and was full of sexy fun people... Always love VA... ?? Date: 15 February 2026

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