The Vanilla Alternative

Tempsford, South East

info@va2.co.uk,
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This is a sumptuous swingers club and hotel in Bedfordshire on the A1 not far from the Capital. The VA aim is to provide something exclusive, somewhere upmarket, somewhere that's a "bit of alright" for discerning adults to meet and play together! The very experienced VA management team have an insight into what is growing into a more open market and have worked very hard to find something that ticks all the boxes. From the private rural location, the licensed bar, the array of play areas, the enormous hot tub, the on site hotel rooms, the extensive dedicated car park right down to the warm smile, the personal care and attention you get from a team who know the lifestyle inside out! No membership fees till September 2011 whilst phase two of the quarter of a million pound refurbishment programme is completed. Phase one will be complete for the grand launch on Saturday 26th February. Please visit the website www.thevanillaalternative.co.uk for details of events and to register on the mailing list. Make your next party a VA party!

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Rating: Fabulous
	First visit to VA on Saturday 15th for a Saturday seduction party x What a great place xx staff were amazing for a first visit xx so helpful and polite and welcoming The club itself is clean and classy and has that touch of elegance xx The people were lovely and made to feel welcome and not clicky at all like some places xx highly recommended and we will be back xx Date: 16 August 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	A wonderful and long overdue visit to Milf Club yesterday. Super hot from every angle Very professional administration and staff with a very sexy atmosphere and fuckery. Lovely to catch up with old and new friends. To be repeated Playmate and myself had a wonderful afternoon. X Date: 13 August 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended bi night on 7th August, wow what a night, full of amazing friendly people, lots of play going on, great music and great snacks served!! Was the best night I have had in ages!! Would highly recommend Date: 9 August 2026

Rating: OK
	Well that was another fantastic Festival of Fun ! Every part bought together perfectly by a fantastic team. There’s always a sexy mix of people who attend but this time it just seemed to be that little bit more special. This has become our most favourite event of the year and can’t contemplate missing out next year. Keep up the excellent work. Ian & Lorraine x Date: 4 August 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	Another incredible festival of fun @ VA! August FOF brought and delivered everything starting from very welcoming and caring staff, amazing atmosphere, beautiful spacious camping area, brilliant daytime entertainment, superb music on all 3 nights with both DJs mixing some incredible tunes - such a great atmosphere - festival was definitely a vibe and place to be! Incredible energy from all campers as well :) Such a relaxed, safe and naughty environment and as always we feel very happy we could be a part of this lovely event :) Fantastically planned festival - thank you Jules, Chris and Brian and all of VA staff who made this weekend a special and memorable one! See you at the next one - M & K xxx Date: 4 August 2026

Rating: Fabulous

Another incredible festival of fun @ VA! August FOF brought and delivered everything starting from very welcoming and caring staff, amazing atmosphere, beautiful spacious camping area, brilliant daytime entertainment, superb music on all 3 nights with both DJs mixing some incredible tunes - such a great atmosphere - festival was definitely a vibe and place to be! Incredible energy from all campers as well :)

Such a relaxed, safe and naughty environment and as always we feel very happy we could be a part of this lovely event :)

Fantastically planned festival - thank you Jules, Chris and Brian and all of VA staff who made this weekend a special and memorable one! See you at the next one - M & K xxx

Date: 4 August 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	Another fantastic FoF! VA, the staff, the crew what a true delight. your work to put on the best festival in the UK out to the people triumphs yet again with The Night at the Movies theme for Augusts Festival of Fun. The staff were just fantastic, the atmosphere, the fun games and everyone who came. You all made this event! Cannot wait until 2027! Date: 3 August 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	What an amazing AMAZING festival weekend at VA, great vibe a real Ibiza party atmosphere daytimes around the outdoor Lux Lounge, loved the club at night. Perfect Date: 3 August 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	This August’s Festival of Fun exceeded already high expectations. The entertainment team were on top form, and everyone made such an effort dressing for the “Night at the Movies” theme. We were fortunate to catch up with so many old friends and meet some truly special people for the first time. With so much land, VA is such a flexible venue that copes well with this popular and growing Festival. The campers were incredibly welcoming, throwing themselves into the occasion, with many flying their own very amusing flags. Their tents and vehicles were imaginatively decorated. The decking area, known as Lux Lounge, has a hot tub, beds and sofas for comfort and play. Inside, there’s an open-plan dungeon as well as open-plan play rooms, plus an indoor hot tub and showers. The dance floor was full, as were the play areas. We both had the greatest time with the very best people. The staff and voulanteers were amazing — all incredibly helpful and good humoured throughout. If you’ve not been, it’s time to tick this one off the list — but be sure to bring your A game. Festival of Fun best rewards active participation — and everyone played their part. What a great event! Love James & Sam aka NotPoshorBecks ?? Date: 3 August 2026

Rating: Fabulous

This August’s Festival of Fun exceeded already high expectations. The entertainment team were on top form, and everyone made such an effort dressing for the “Night at the Movies” theme. We were fortunate to catch up with so many old friends and meet some truly special people for the first time.

With so much land, VA is such a flexible venue that copes well with this popular and growing Festival.

The campers were incredibly welcoming, throwing themselves into the occasion, with many flying their own very amusing flags. Their tents and vehicles were imaginatively decorated.

The decking area, known as Lux Lounge, has a hot tub, beds and sofas for comfort and play. Inside, there’s an open-plan dungeon as well as open-plan play rooms, plus an indoor hot tub and showers.

The dance floor was full, as were the play areas. We both had the greatest time with the very best people. The staff and voulanteers were amazing — all incredibly helpful and good humoured throughout.

If you’ve not been, it’s time to tick this one off the list — but be sure to bring your A game. Festival of Fun best rewards active participation — and everyone played their part. What a great event!

Love James & Sam

aka NotPoshorBecks ??

Date: 3 August 2026

Rating: Fun
	As ever life looks just that little bit rosier after a visit to the amazing VA! Thanks everyone, Saturday with the Festival of Fun was great. So good just to be there with such a sexy and fun crowd. xoxo Date: 3 August 2026

Rating: Fun
	What a festival! From arriving a warm welcome from the staff. Fantastic camping area , super helpful staff and such a great atmosphere. Such a relaxed environment and so many fun people to chat too. A fantastic place and event ! A-star Date: 3 August 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	As usual we had a brilliant day at VA today for the FOF. Great day, staff as always were brilliant and had everything in hand. We have been going to VA for 3 years now since starting the “lifestyle” so to speak. The club remains welcoming, clean, well staffed and well organised and as older folks coming into a new part of our lives this club has been so welcoming. Date: 31 July 2026

Rating: Fun
	It was great to get back to this club on the 24th since being there last year. As always it’s spotless, great staff and run very well. Had a great time chatting, playing and watching lots of sexy and friendly people. Looking forward to another visit as soon as we can! Date: 27 July 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	Our first time doing anything as total newbies to the scene, the VA had amazing vibes and we felt comfortable straight away. Met some lovely people and had our first experience which we loved. The venue is clean and all the staff are very friendly and helpful. You will be seeing us again. Date: 26 July 2026

Rating: OK
	This was our second visit to VA. The staff are great, and nothing is too much trouble, and what a great idea the shuttle bus is to and from the local hotels. It just seems to have that something special about it. If only we could go a bit more often. Thank you to everyone who makes this such a great club. Date: 26 July 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	I was back at Onyx at VA for their latest event, and it reminded me exactly why this club has built such a great reputation. From the moment you arrive, it's obvious this isn't just another venue. Everything about it feels authentic. The owners clearly understand the lifestyle, and they've created a space where people can genuinely relax, be themselves, and enjoy the experience without judgement. The event was brilliant. Great music, a fantastic atmosphere, and a crowd that made the whole night even better. It's one of those places where everyone seems to contribute to the good vibes. The team deserve a huge amount of credit. The hosts somehow manage to be everywhere at once, making sure everyone feels welcome, safe, and included. Whether you're a regular or visiting for the evening, they have a way of making you feel like part of the community. A massive shout out to the bar staff for keeping everyone smiling and the drinks flowing. And to the barman... congratulations. You now officially know what a proper tequila is and how it should be served. You're welcome. The club itself has been so well thought out. The social spaces are comfortable, the play areas are well designed, and everything feels like it has been created by people who genuinely understand what makes a great lifestyle venue. One thing that really stands out is how well the club manages the balance of guests. It's refreshing to visit somewhere that understands just how important that is, because it creates a relaxed atmosphere for everyone. A special mention has to go to Brian on the door. Always smiling, always welcoming, and the perfect person to start your evening with. Onyx at VA is quickly becoming one of my favourite clubs. The latest event was another fantastic night, but it's the club itself and the people behind it that keep me coming back. Now I just have the painful wait until 21st August... Date: 17 July 2026

Rating: Fabulous

I was back at Onyx at VA for their latest event, and it reminded me exactly why this club has built such a great reputation.

From the moment you arrive, it's obvious this isn't just another venue. Everything about it feels authentic. The owners clearly understand the lifestyle, and they've created a space where people can genuinely relax, be themselves, and enjoy the experience without judgement.

The event was brilliant. Great music, a fantastic atmosphere, and a crowd that made the whole night even better. It's one of those places where everyone seems to contribute to the good vibes.

The team deserve a huge amount of credit. The hosts somehow manage to be everywhere at once, making sure everyone feels welcome, safe, and included. Whether you're a regular or visiting for the evening, they have a way of making you feel like part of the community.

A massive shout out to the bar staff for keeping everyone smiling and the drinks flowing. And to the barman... congratulations. You now officially know what a proper tequila is and how it should be served. You're welcome.

The club itself has been so well thought out. The social spaces are comfortable, the play areas are well designed, and everything feels like it has been created by people who genuinely understand what makes a great lifestyle venue.

One thing that really stands out is how well the club manages the balance of guests. It's refreshing to visit somewhere that understands just how important that is, because it creates a relaxed atmosphere for everyone.

A special mention has to go to Brian on the door. Always smiling, always welcoming, and the perfect person to start your evening with.

Onyx at VA is quickly becoming one of my favourite clubs. The latest event was another fantastic night, but it's the club itself and the people behind it that keep me coming back.

Now I just have the painful wait until 21st August...

Date: 17 July 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	Well Karen and Danni did a great job running this event. Emma was managing things very well. Jules and Chris made me feel very welcome. It was my first time at the Onyx event and I enjoyed it so much as it was really hot and lots of great people. The bar staff were rushed off their feet and did a fabulous job. I will definitely be going to this event again. Sam xx Date: 11 July 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	Had a great night at VA last weekend. Was our first time visiting a club and will definitely be paying another visit very soon. Great hosts, friendly staff and great atmosphere Date: 10 July 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended WWw festival was great fun from our late night swim to playing in every room Never seen a club with so many fellow gingers xx Date: 1 July 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	Two first were had last night, first visit to VA and first lady on lady soft swap experience for Alice with a lovely Polish couple who we also joined at the hotel after. We loved this club, it was clean,inviting and lots of options to share different spaces and areas, and the staff were very friendly and welcoming. It's a bitmofmamdribe from.us, but we will definitely be back. Say hi if you saw us there and spoke to us. Date: 28 June 2026

Rating: Fabulous

Two first were had last night, first visit to VA and first lady on lady soft swap experience for Alice with a lovely Polish couple who we also joined at the hotel after. We loved this club, it was clean,inviting and lots of options to share different spaces and areas, and the staff were very friendly and welcoming. It's a bitmofmamdribe from.us, but we will definitely be back.

Say hi if you saw us there and spoke to us.

Date: 28 June 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	WWW never fails to meet the expectations, thanks to all the hosts and guest to create such an amazing vibe. Had a great time and definitely return for more Date: 27 June 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	1st www event from the rodeo bull to a late night swim we had a blast tjanks to everyone who made our night a filthy one! Xx Date: 27 June 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	Visted VA last weekend with group of us and wow what a great night was had by all the manger is great and she made sure we all was having a good night much love ?? see you again soon xx Date: 21 June 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	Had a great night on Saturday with a large group of friends. The club was clean and classy. The staff and hosts were brilliant and nothing was too much. We used the camping facilities which were spot on and had everything we needed. Thanks so much to everyone involved in making it a brilliant night xx Date: 15 June 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	After many years of knowing the owners and attending VA we once again attended on Saturday night. We met friends that we have not seen for ages made new friends. The club was clean well managed and staff are terrific. We have many thanks to give everyone for putting on a fantastic night. And yes we will be back very soon XXX Much love matt and nat xx Date: 15 June 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	Great night had by all. Cought up with friends who we havnt seen for ages at last. So much better than clubs local to this. Genuine friendly staff, clean sexy great music what more could you want. Date: 15 June 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	Excellent night at Pucker Up at the weekend... DJ really brought the music and got everyone dancing... we love Stigwoods music and try to get to all his events The club looked fabulous and the staff amazing as always.. We can't wait for Ibiza Rocks on Saturday 27 June... get yourself there!! Our favourite club... love VA Date: 15 June 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	We went to VA last night and had the best time, from the moment we walked through the doors until being amongst the last to leave! The club is the perfect blend of sexy and elegant, and the layout flows brilliantly, with a welcoming bar area that's perfect for chatting, an amazing dance floor, and beautifully designed play spaces. The whole night felt like being on holiday at your favourite destination, relaxed, exciting and filled with great people. The atmosphere was buzzing, welcoming and incredibly sexy. Everywhere we looked there were smiles, laughter, dancing and people genuinely enjoying themselves. VA has a very special energy, creating the perfect space to connect with old friends, make new ones and just enjoy all the moments. We honestly can't wait to return for more events, and it's looking very likely that VA will become our new sexy Saturday tradition! A huge thank you to Jules and the entire VA team for creating such an amazing experience, and special mention to the gorgeous Matt and Natt for helping get the gang back together and reminding us just how much love, friendship and fun this community has to offer. See you all again very soon! ?? Date: 14 June 2026

Rating: Fabulous

We went to VA last night and had the best time, from the moment we walked through the doors until being amongst the last to leave!

The club is the perfect blend of sexy and elegant, and the layout flows brilliantly, with a welcoming bar area that's perfect for chatting, an amazing dance floor, and beautifully designed play spaces.

The whole night felt like being on holiday at your favourite destination, relaxed, exciting and filled with great people. The atmosphere was buzzing, welcoming and incredibly sexy. Everywhere we looked there were smiles, laughter, dancing and people genuinely enjoying themselves.

VA has a very special energy, creating the perfect space to connect with old friends, make new ones and just enjoy all the moments. We honestly can't wait to return for more events, and it's looking very likely that VA will become our new sexy Saturday tradition!

A huge thank you to Jules and the entire VA team for creating such an amazing experience, and special mention to the gorgeous Matt and Natt for helping get the gang back together and reminding us just how much love, friendship and fun this community has to offer.

See you all again very soon! ??

Date: 14 June 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	What a great party last night @ the VA. The people make an event and the club was filled with the best, a great vibe throughout the night and DJ Stigwood blew the roof off with the music! There are nights out and then there was last night … please let’s go it again everyone Thanks to the amazing VA staff Date: 14 June 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	First time for me at VA last night with my partner banter007 and what a great venue. I had an amazing time meeting up with friends and making new ones. It was lovely to meet Jules such a great host. We will definitely be returning xx Date: 14 June 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	I'm going to love doing this review for many reasons, but what a fantastic night! so many poppingcandie faithfuls out in force, really enjoyed the fantastic set up of Vanilla Alternative. I cant wait for the next episode on the fantastic journey forward for the best crew. VA has change quite a bit since i last went, but an excellent re configuration to a very clean and tidy, well run club. I got to chat to the boss also :-) what a lovely honest club owner she is. Will I return? Hell yeah. 10/10 Date: 14 June 2026

Rating: Fabulous

I'm going to love doing this review for many reasons, but what a fantastic night! so many poppingcandie faithfuls out in force, really enjoyed the fantastic set up of Vanilla Alternative.

I cant wait for the next episode on the fantastic journey forward for the best crew.

VA has change quite a bit since i last went, but an excellent re configuration to a very clean and tidy, well run club. I got to chat to the boss also :-) what a lovely honest club owner she is.

Will I return? Hell yeah.

10/10

Date: 14 June 2026

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