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The Vanilla Alternative

Tempsford, South East

info@thevanillaalternative.co.uk,
http://thevanillaalternative.co.uk/

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This is a sumptuous swingers club and hotel in Bedfordshire on the A1 not far from the Capital. The VA aim is to provide something exclusive, somewhere upmarket, somewhere that's a "bit of alright" for discerning adults to meet and play together! The very experienced VA management team have an insight into what is growing into a more open market and have worked very hard to find something that ticks all the boxes. From the private rural location, the licensed bar, the array of play areas, the enormous hot tub, the on site hotel rooms, the extensive dedicated car park right down to the warm smile, the personal care and attention you get from a team who know the lifestyle inside out! No membership fees till September 2011 whilst phase two of the quarter of a million pound refurbishment programme is completed. Phase one will be complete for the grand launch on Saturday 26th February. Please visit the website www.thevanillaalternative.co.uk for details of events and to register on the mailing list. Make your next party a VA party!

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Rating: Fabulous
What can someone say about VA its a class club with always a great night, staff welcome you with open hand and the spa is 100 %, thank again guys x

Date: 26 March 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Totally in a class of its own. All ways a great mix of people and the improvements keep coming even though you wouldn't think there could be any more.

Date: 26 March 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Thought I'd take the plunge this weekend and see what it's like as a single guy

I was a little reserved at first at approaching anyone but everyone's so relaxed at this club I just felt at ease and soon started enjoying myself

Such a horny experience I'd def go again now as a single guy when the opportunity arises

If you saw me there please say hi


Date: 18 March 2017

Rating: Fabulous
We love this club so much we travel over from Jersey to visit. It makes for an expensive weekend but its so well run and friendly that its definately our club of choice. We're flying in this saturday (18th) and can't wait to meet up with old (and new) friends xxx

Date: 17 March 2017

Rating: Fabulous
I went to this club weds eve meet some great people the ladys where stunning and had a great time cant wait to return on milf friday

Date: 16 March 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Our first visit to this classy club on a Saturday last night and there was a really sexy and fun crowd in. We didn't get to enjoy the delights of the hot tub this time as we had to leave early but we will be back in a couple of weeks

Date: 12 March 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Was our first visit to this club and had a great night the staff are friendly and helpful and was full of sexy friendly people looking forward to going back

Date: 12 March 2017

Rating: Fabulous
First time visiting the club last night but certainly won't be the last! What a fantastic club, the staff are extremely friendly, beautiful decor, great play areas and a hot tub to die for! Well worth the drive down. We visited with a very sexy couple and met many more throughout the evening too. Looking forward to the next visit.

Date: 12 March 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Had yet another great night at VA on Saturday night and some very sexy fun in the hot tub with a lovely couple. Yet again we were last out due to lot of fun we were sharing. Girls were having great time and think we could of all gone all night.....

Date: 12 March 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Bi-Night at VA last Friday - a warm welcome and a fabulous club to play in. A little to drink, chat, dip in the hot tub and play some more.

A group of us were the last to finish and decided to continue playing in a room upstairs.

All I can say is, a fabulous evening, fully satisfied, used and abused. Looking forward to the next one.

Love sissy xxx


Date: 12 March 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Was our first night at VA, ladybird16 had wanted me to take her for some time now, and we weren't disappointed, very plush great crowed of sexy couples. We were lucky enough to have gone with a very sexy couple and had a brief play with a beautiful lady in the hot tub, great night, would definitely recommend to anyone.

Date: 12 March 2017

Rating: Fabulous
First visit to VA on Saturday night and can definitely say we will be returning. Relaxed and friendly atmosphere with clean and exciting rooms to play in. It was our first time at a club and we didn't feel any pressure to play and felt comfortable as soon as we got there. Most couples played on their own and this was perfect for our first time. We have spent a long time building up the courage to go to a club and after feeling very nervous beforehand we couldn't have felt more welcome and at ease. Definitely visit VA if you are new to this like us, as you definitely will not regret it! If anybody saw us there or chatted to us last night feel free to verify us and we will do the same for you ??

Date: 12 March 2017

Rating: Fabulous
We returned to this club for a Saturday night out with our very good friends. It was their first time and only our second time. The staff were brilliant and looked after us all. The club was full of sexy people and everyone looked like they were having fun either on the dance floor or in the playrooms. We were lucky enough to stay in a hotel room above and had a brilliant night in the club and back in the room with our friends. We will be back and thank you everyone we met for a great night xx

Date: 12 March 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Attended last night at my first bi Friday event - great mix of guys/girls/TVs - all ages shapes and sizes.

Made lots of new friends and will certainly be back, hopefully next month with a lady friend or two.


Date: 11 March 2017

Rating: OK
First time at the VA last night for spicey's bi night and what a great night probably the friendliest crowd weve encountered for a long time

Place is excellent very clean and good staff we had a great time and will definately be going again soon


Date: 11 March 2017

Rating: Fun
Well, another wonderful night at VA bi night, filled with some gorgeous people. Spent most of the night talking to 2 fabulous T-Girls, and a lovely couple before heading into the jumping hot tub.

Spicy's bi nights just get better and better. The staff at VA are second to none, give this club a go, you wont regret it. If we did speak to you, please say hello :)


Date: 11 March 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Another fantastic evening and thank you VA for looking after my friend x

Date: 6 March 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Attended VA for the first time last night. As we arrived in the taxi you can't help but noticed what a lovely building & setting the club has, once we got inside we were dealt with very well & professionally in reception & then given a well detailed tour by a lovely gent.

The clubs decor is excellent & the wet area is superb, the play areas are a lovely environment & fantastic for those who enjoy open play areas, unfortunately for those that prefer to play in privacy there's not the option of a private room.

The club was very busy yet we rarely waited long, if at all, for a drink which was a credit to the staff.

It was well worth travelling to visit this club & we'll definitely be back xx Bump n Grind xx


Date: 5 March 2017

Rating: Fun
1st visit to the club last night and it was great. Very relaxed no pressure atmosphere. Staff were lovely and made us feel really welcome. Facilities are great, especially the hot tub and play areas. We'll defo be returning again.

Date: 4 March 2017

Rating: Fabulous
We have been to the Vanilla Alternative three times and have had a great time each visit. As newbies to the scene we received a great welcome and a helpful tour. We liked the general ambiance of the club, especially when people are dancing. The hot tub gets very wild! As we live close by we expect to continue to be regulars!

Date: 1 March 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Attended the 6th birthday party on the 25th Feb, where have the years gone! We must say how good VA is old and new members having an amazing time with a wonderful party atmosphere. Even after 6 years the place continues to improve and grow stronger, if you haven't been give it a try honestly you won't regret it! Xxx

Date: 26 February 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Had a lovely night with the most amazing hosts in Scott and Jules and their excellent staff. This club has the highest standards and a lovley friendly atmosphere. We would fully recommend to newcomers and those more experienced alike.

Date: 20 February 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Visited Wed 15th pm and as ever had a fab time, not too busy which was fine asgot to enjoy the company of a lovley couple. So thanks to VA /MVV and thank you to the couple, classsy lady but so very sexy and as I told you, a most delicious pussy x

Date: 17 February 2017

Rating: OK
We visited this club on Saturday for the first time, we have been to other clubs such as the Hellfire and Lebodoir so we have been to these clubs on numerous occasions and really love going to both. The VA club is spacious and clean and seems like it has good facilities. So the standard seems to be the same as the other clubs. " However we didn't like this club and didn't feel completely comfortable to a point where we only stayed for half hour. We didn't enjoy being told that you couldn't play in this room till after a certain time and you could go into this room unless you were undressed or you had to wear certain clothes in this room. We go to these type of clubs to feel liberated in our alternative lifestyle and we didn't feel liberated we felt awkward and not sure of what we were allowed to do in what rooms and at what times. We also found that the people were not as friendly or as chatty in this club as there were in other clubs. There did seem to be a lot of people there but you couldn't tell if they were in couples or singles or if they worked there it was all very confusing. We will try again at some point as maybe it was just us on the night but where we have been to other clubs this seemed very different to what we have experienced on numerous occasions. We also found the drinks are expensive for what is essentially a private club with an entrance fee. The staff were great the venue seems great but for us too many rules and not particularity friendly atmosphere but again that could have been us we will try again one day but it has put us off this club for the time being.

Date: 13 February 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Our first time to the club for spicys bi night bot had a great time in a fun friendly relaxed atmosphere met and played with some very fun people and we are certainly looking forward to next time

Nick and tash x


Date: 13 February 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Our first time at VA and what a club all the staff was very friendly and welcoming we couldn't ask more for a club the lay out is fantastic all in all the whole club is fantastic, one of the best we have been to can't wait to go again. Keep up the good work guys sam and dal xxx

Date: 12 February 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Wow, what a fantastic first introduction to VA.

We couldn't have wished for anything better.

Staff so helpfully, accommodating and friendly, they really make newcomers feel so welcome.

Club was immaculately clean, well laid out and brilliant music Mr DJ

The people attending were stunning as well, a great mix and some hot new friends made.

Our first trip will live long in the memory and we shall definitely be returning very soon.



Date: 12 February 2017

Rating: Fun
Our first visit to VA. A very nice club and well set out. Awesome hostess. Hot tub is a really nice touch. Very relaxing with the freedom to play if you wish. Only downside is no completely private play areas if you don't like playing in view of others. Also the couples only area seem to have a lot of single males milling around.

Date: 12 February 2017

Rating: Fabulous
What an amazing club.... Staff are really friendly (music is on point!!) the rooms are stunning and kept to the highest standard I have seen!! If you get a chance to chat with Jules do, she is a funny, sexy intelligent woman and she rides motorbikes!!

I now know where I will be spending my birthday, thanks all for making it special x


Date: 12 February 2017

Rating: Fabulous
This club is more than fabulous but that's the best that you can rate on FABs. We had not visited the VA for a long time due to other commitments. But we were welcomed so warmly it made you realise what a fabulous place it is with wonderful staff and owners. This really is in a class of its own. Definitely be back soon.

Date: 12 February 2017

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