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The Vanilla Alternative

Tempsford, South East

info@thevanillaalternative.co.uk,
http://thevanillaalternative.co.uk/

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This is a sumptuous swingers club and hotel in Bedfordshire on the A1 not far from the Capital. The VA aim is to provide something exclusive, somewhere upmarket, somewhere that's a "bit of alright" for discerning adults to meet and play together! The very experienced VA management team have an insight into what is growing into a more open market and have worked very hard to find something that ticks all the boxes. From the private rural location, the licensed bar, the array of play areas, the enormous hot tub, the on site hotel rooms, the extensive dedicated car park right down to the warm smile, the personal care and attention you get from a team who know the lifestyle inside out! No membership fees till September 2011 whilst phase two of the quarter of a million pound refurbishment programme is completed. Phase one will be complete for the grand launch on Saturday 26th February. Please visit the website www.thevanillaalternative.co.uk for details of events and to register on the mailing list. Make your next party a VA party!

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Rating: Fabulous
Wow, what can I say that hasn't already been said! I visited this exclusive establishment for the first time last night and I was very impressed. Everything about the place is excellent, set up is up market, staff were amazing, people were really friendly(a lot of sexy people round these parts) and awww that hot tub, I absolutely loved it! My only regret was not getting involved in the fun early enough of which was hot!

Best club I've been to so far, it's gonna take some beating.... Definitely be visiting this club again very soon, I need to relive that moment...


Date: 30 April 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Great night last night with my fb will def be back if the young lady with the pigtails reads this get in touch we'd love to play with you guys ??

Till next time


Date: 24 April 2016

Rating: Fabulous
As a first toe dip into the world of swinging, we cannot recommend the VA highly enough. From the moment we arrived to the moment we left we were made to feel like friends.

The club is set out fantastically, with a floor plan set out to please, from the hot tub to the play areas. The club was full with lots of hot sexy couples but never did we feel out of place.

Having never visited any clubs, we weren't sure what was expected, but the answer is simple. Nothing is expected, and no pressure is put on people. We spent a lot of time in the hot tub, and have to say that was phenomenal. The tub is huge, and allowed for loads of room to play. we wanted our first experience to be just us, so didnt join in with anyone, but instead had a lovely time, and enjoyed the shows put on around the club.

We cannot stop smiling today and cannot wait to go back again soon, maybe on the Bi night as Mr is very partial to a mouthful of man meat.

Say hello if you see us.

Thank you agaion to all the staff for looking after us and making us feel very special (and also for looking after Mr after his little turn - you know what i mean lol)

P.s: Did We mention the hot tub? that is fantastic, and something you simply have to try.


Date: 24 April 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Hi everyone I went to vanilla the other Friday and what a night I had, I was a bit shy to start with but then this french any come and showed me a real good time, thanks for that. I can't wait to attend again. If anyone would like to meet me and come up there with me as a couple I would be well up for that, just message me back if you're interested. Hope to hear from ya

Date: 20 April 2016

Rating: Fun
Visited the VA with my FB last Friday and its a really cool, clean place and the hot tub is immense. It wasn't as busy as we'd have liked or imagined but we managed to have some fun with a super hot girl and her bloke. Then we pretty much alternated between watching everyone else having fun, jumping in the hot tub and and playing alone. The single guys were a bit creepy but very respectful when we said no to them joining in. Would love to go again though although I would definitely go on a Saturday in future. As it was my first time at a club the night seemed to fly by and I couldn't really take it all in. I'm sure next time will be better by far. xx

Date: 19 April 2016

Rating: Fabulous
We visited VA on Saturday and we are so glad we did. This club is really nice and very upmarket. It is really clean and hot tub is amazing. Loads of play beds. Met some really nice cpls and had fun in one of the play areas. Would recommend VA.

Date: 18 April 2016

Rating: Fabulous
First ever club visit and super happy we chose VA!! Loved both the club and the people we chatted too.

Gorgeous hot tub as well as play areas, plenty of lockers and lovely bar area, wife had a hot spot for Brian who showed us round too!

Definitely plan to visit again!

Xxx


Date: 18 April 2016

Rating: Fabulous
First time there on Saturday and what a lovely club and great night.

Warm, clean and comfortable, with good mingling areas and some lovely beds to play on - we met great people and had a fabulous time.

Oh, and the hot tub is beyond amazing - what a bonus that was!


Date: 18 April 2016

Rating: Fabulous
It's the third time we have been to this club now and we have never had a bad night, we went with friend and made some new ones while we were there.

The facilities are great everyone is friendly and welcoming.

If you want a great night give this club a try.

Thanks to every there


Date: 17 April 2016

Rating: Fun
Having been to VA a few times on a Friday night we decided we ought to try a Saturday. I have to say it was a totally different experience; I can highly recommend arranging meet ups with other couples if you're going there for your first time on a Saturday (Friday's are quite different on the social side of things). Had fun in the hot tub (as always!) and enjoyed our surroundings! VA is very clean, the bar is great (we could quite happily drink there on a regular basis!) the staff are friendly and the guests sexy and respectful.

Date: 11 April 2016

Rating: Fabulous
First time at VA what a great club well laid out great lighting,excellent choice of play areas awesome hot tub and at the end of the night just crawl upstairs to bed love it.

Will definitely be back.


Date: 10 April 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Yet another great evening spent at va's , our favourite club with the best host, dj, staff, guests and breakfast!

Lots of sexy couples and some steamy hot tub fun x


Date: 10 April 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Wow wow wow

cant praise the staff enough, they couldn't do enough to make you feel welcome and at ease..

The club was far more than we had expected. Everyone was so friendly, single guys were a credit.. The play areas are so well thought out and the hot tub, wow haven't seen one that big :-) clean, organised and just a great place to be.

We stopped at the hotel, rooms were clean and qwerky which we loved... Breakfast in bed was amazing and the lovely chef even remembered how I wanted my eggs, so thank you for that.. Can't sing your praises enough... We will be back.. Sam & James xx


Date: 9 April 2016

Rating: Fabulous
We had an amazing night here for our first time. Everyone was so friendl and,we ended up playing with a few people both in the club and upstairs in the rooms. It wasn,t busy but we really enjoyed it.

Single guys are really respectfull and the place is clean and classy...thanks all


Date: 9 April 2016

Rating: OK
I had a wonderful night at the Bi Party at VA 1st April, met familiar faces and lots of new ones, an amazing atmosphere everyone was very friendly, thanks again to Spicy and all the staff you do a grand job, LOVE you, hope to make the next one too xxx

Date: 4 April 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Where do I start with Vanilla Alternative to do this wonderful establishment justice? The truth is, I can't and you really do need to go in person to truly appreciate the efforts their management and staff make to ensure this club is by far the best in the business.

I was lucky enough to attend a recent night for bisexual couples and singles on a Friday evening, organised by the one and only Spicy Minx.

From reading other reviews of VA, looking on their website and chatting to Spicy beforehand, it's fair to say my expectations were already set really high. My recent experience surpassed all of these expectations from the minute I walked in until when I left six hours later.

On arrival I was greeted by the gorgeous Spicy and her team, this put me at ease straight away. Every member of staff are attentive and professional in what they do.

Spicy makes the effort to introduce new visitors to other people which encourages conversation and makes people feel comfortable right away. This made a massive difference to me, in fact it was quite surreal in that after a while I felt so content that I felt I'd been there before!

The atmosphere of this club is what sets it apart from the rest, from the lighting to the luxurious furniture and bar area. This place is spotless in every way, which cannot be said for some other venues.

I was given a full tour by Spicy, which was un-rushed and she was happy to answer any questions I had.

The play areas are plush and comfortable. There's areas which can be curtained off for a little privacy and large areas with plenty of room for an orgy or two. The hot tub is gigantic and so relaxing, and a great place to socialise with other couples and singles. I also enjoyed playing in the area next to the hot tub, at one point I'm sure there were 10 or more couples having fun in this area alone.

Every area of this club has been designed perfectly and well thought out, from the locker area to the break-out areas for chatting, forgetting those lovely play areas.

The age range of their clientele was perfect. There were couples in their early 20s, mid 50s+ and everything in between. I met some lovely couples and singles during the evening and everybody I met was so respectful and welcoming. It was nice to see so many ladies dressed to please in the most stunning outfits and lingerie, adding to the fantastic atmosphere.

Having been part of this naughty scene since my late teens and visiting a number of clubs throughout the UK, my only regret is not attending VA sooner. I soon came to realise that I've been missing out on the most superior place of it's kind!

I'm really looking forward to their next bi night on 6th May; please do say hi if you're going!

I can't recommend Vanilla Alternative enough. If you haven't been before, all I can say is get yourself there. You'll have the time of your life and come away with the biggest ever smile on your face, believe me!

This venue is a true credit to the swinging scene. Keep up the amazing work guys and girls!

XxX



Date: 3 April 2016

Rating: Fun
I went to this club for the first time on Friday. I was happy that the location was private and that they had plenty of parking. The host was very friendly and made me feel welcome, she also introduced me to some of the other guests and showed me around the club. The club's play areas are very sexy and alluring, you can't help but to feel drawn in and have your naughty side come out to play. Overall a good experience and highly

Recommended.


Date: 3 April 2016

Rating: Fun
It's was my very firs time going to a club like this and was very nervous being on my own too.

It was a very surreal experience and will definitely be back again, such a relaxed atmosphere and everyone I spoke to made me feel alot more comfortable.

Thank you!

See you next time :)


Date: 3 April 2016

Rating: Fabulous
My first visit to VA last night with my man, and I must say I was seriously impressed!!

We were signed in and shown around as soon as we arrived, everything is top notch, spotless and really inviting. Staff were all really friendly and welcoming, as was everyone there.

I think I was a tad overwhelmed by everything and shyness took over, but VA is no pressure all, very relaxed and we got chatting to some great people, who hopefully we shall see again.

We will definitely be back :)


Date: 3 April 2016

Rating: Fun
First time at the VA on the bi night a very clean all the staff need to give them self's a good pat on the back from arriveing in the evening to a cooked breakfast in the morning nothing was to much trouble we will be back and not to forget spicy for organising all brilliant night

Date: 2 April 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Attended this club for the second time last night forgot to leave a review last time

Great club very much enjoyed looking forward to going again soon

D X


Date: 2 April 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Attended Spicys bi night great place lovely people and the event gets better and better

Date: 2 April 2016

Rating: Fabulous
We had a good a great night at va bi night friendly people we both felt comfortable grate host clean we can't Walt to go back we rerect to anybody to grate club

Date: 2 April 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Went to this first for first time last night for Spicy's Bi night with a female friend off here. It was very different to the clubs we had been to but we loved the look of it, the set up and all the lovely people. We soon got in the hot tub and again got chatting to lots of lovely and very sexy people. Was relaxing, fun and well worth a visit. Spicy organised one amazing night and we both can't wait to return.

Date: 2 April 2016

Rating: OK
Spicys bi night at the va was awesome!! well done guys love this club so friendly,clean and horny love it

Date: 2 April 2016

Rating: OK
Had an amazing night at Spicys Bi night, well presented venue, great service all round, spotlessly clean and friendly people who were attractive, smart and respectful. Definitely be back soon best club we have visited. Big thank you to Spicy a great host and Shaz for our tour of the club not to forget the friendly efficient bar staff. Loved the pool.

Date: 2 April 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Why oh why have we left it two years before trying va was the conversation all the way home last night, well perhaps its because we made the mistake of listening to people who said " no one talks to you " or "its full of snobs" to " it will cost you a fortune to go there" well that's a complete lie on all accounts, we were made welcome by every single guest in the place from the owner down it's the cleanest club we have ever experienced, the most user friendly from our perspective taking into account Louise's disability and prices are the same as any other club.

It was full of clean sexy fun people who treat everyone else with politeness and respect and I know we will be returning again very soon.

Thank you for hosting a great evening in an amazing club


Date: 2 April 2016

Rating: Fun
Went to the Bi night and had a great time there.

Staff were very friendly and helpful

Place was clean guests were brilliant.

Would recommend this club to anyone will be back again.



Date: 2 April 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Went to this club for our first time on the scene absolutely brilliant all the couples and ladies were super friendly and the staff were top notch felt welcomed and would defiantly go back again! And the hot tub is a perfect way to meet and make friends

Date: 28 March 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Another great night at this smart and friendly club. We met some lovely people and chatted in the bar before "diving in" to the hot tub for only our second time. We have been to the club a few times now, we ventured into the hot tub at the very end of the evening last visit. This visit we ventured earlier and had an amazing time, the hot tub was full of sexy fun couples. We hope we get the opportunity to catch up with the lovely people that we met again some time soon. Thank you to all the people we met for an amazing night, thanks again to Jules and Scott for a wonderful club.

Date: 27 March 2016

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