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The Vanilla Alternative

Tempsford, South East

info@thevanillaalternative.co.uk,
http://thevanillaalternative.co.uk/

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This is a sumptuous swingers club and hotel in Bedfordshire on the A1 not far from the Capital. The VA aim is to provide something exclusive, somewhere upmarket, somewhere that's a "bit of alright" for discerning adults to meet and play together! The very experienced VA management team have an insight into what is growing into a more open market and have worked very hard to find something that ticks all the boxes. From the private rural location, the licensed bar, the array of play areas, the enormous hot tub, the on site hotel rooms, the extensive dedicated car park right down to the warm smile, the personal care and attention you get from a team who know the lifestyle inside out! No membership fees till September 2011 whilst phase two of the quarter of a million pound refurbishment programme is completed. Phase one will be complete for the grand launch on Saturday 26th February. Please visit the website www.thevanillaalternative.co.uk for details of events and to register on the mailing list. Make your next party a VA party!

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Rating: Fabulous
I popped along to Milf club yesterday for the first time since the changes at the venue, I have to say the changes are excellent the outdoor facilities are superb and inside as always is a great place to have fun. I took my baby girl it was her first ever visit to a club and she was a little nervous but as always the staff and other attendees are friendly and respectful. After a couple of drinks which are very reasonably priced baby girl relaxed a little and ventured into the play rooms, all I’ll say is she and I enjoyed ourselves immensely baby girl played with and enjoyed some very nice guys as I watched and judging by the guys watching and playing they enjoyed baby girl too. All in all a great fun experience we will be back lots. Keep up the good work VA & Milf club it’s what we need after a terrible 2020.

Date: 17 June 2021

Rating: OK
is just an amazing place,

everyone makes you feel welcome !

a very good staff and management

lets hope next time will be much more fun. visit this place guys , specially now in summer in the lux longue. you love licking pussy more :) when it comes to fuck ... hmmm you dont want that to be finished in that place x



Date: 14 June 2021

Rating: Fabulous
We had an amazing time at the bank holiday BBQ party!! Lovely hotel rooms too. Can’t wait to go back, in fact we have booked up the 4th July for more fun in the sun!!

Date: 13 June 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Bank holiday bbq Monday was such a fun and relaxing day. So good to see so many people chilling and starting to get back to some normality. The outside hot tube was amazing xxx

Date: 13 June 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Went milf club on wed lovely sunny day people smile socialise good club with open space inside

Sure will back again staff very Wellcome



Date: 10 June 2021

Rating: Fun
This was our first ever visit to any club so we were a bit nervous.

The staff were very friendly and the decor was great. We both enjoyed the outdoor space, especially as the weather was hot.

We will be definitely be going back


Date: 9 June 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Been on MILF party on Wednesday and I must say the makeover of the club is amazing with a great outside space good bar service and very nice sexy people with a big will to play. And we missed a swinger club so much :) Well done guys

Date: 9 June 2021

Rating: Fabulous
So Iv been to VA pre-covid. And was eager to return for another Mid week treat, and wow they have done a lot of work! Refurbished the interior in alto of places, external is a lovely chilled out vibe and really nicely done. New hot tub was a little cold for me, but given the hot day, I’m sure it was put to good use. I remained pretty much all the time wallowing I the inside one! :)

The bar service is fantastic, willing to bring your drink to you! How nice and relaxing is that!!!!

Again really nice people attended, some good chats to new couples and got to put a face to name! Some seriously sexy lady’s!!

A really nice club, well run, no pressure and no nonsense. Look forward to another visit soon

Well done guys


Date: 9 June 2021

Rating: Fabulous
It was my first time going to a club, was very nervous at first. Talking to a lovely lady name Lola I believe she made me feel at ease and got taking to other people. Didn’t have fun (felt not the right time) but will do when the time comes. The owners were fab and thank you for me coming to this midweek event and definitely come again. People who saw me today give a wave next time I come. Once again I definitely will go :)

Date: 9 June 2021

Rating: Fabulous
How great to see some normal life returning to the VA and all the sexy people who attended, enjoying themselves all around the open Lux Lounge and field during the BBQ Pool Party on 31 May. Yes, please! Thx to all the hosts, hoping to see everyone again soon. Refurbs looked great though, ha, we are hoping those, well, glorious glory holes aren’t gone for good! Thx all, c u

Date: 3 June 2021

Rating: OK
We attended VA BBQ Pool Party on 31 May and we must say we had a fantastic time. Great vibes, great people and food. Drinks were flowing and the hosts were very welcoming. Lots of fun was had, met new friends and rekindled with the old ones. Can't wait for the Grand Re- opening.

Date: 3 June 2021

Rating: Fabulous
My first time back in what seems like forever. VA have definitely made some amazing improvements. The place looks fantastic, staff were their usual friendly and helpful self. Plenty of fun going on in the play rooms. Already planning my next visit.

Date: 3 June 2021

Rating: OK
Fun milf club this Wednesday! The club looks AMAZING! that's was a very nice makeover.

Date: 3 June 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Attended the BBQ Bank Holiday Pool Party event and what a cracking day it was. As a single female, having never been to this club before and being alone, I was welcomed by so many people - I felt right at home. Everyone was as expected - polite, friendly and respectful. The hosts put on a great day - I'll definitely be back. X

Date: 2 June 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Wow yesterday’s bank hol bbq event was amazing! Loads of super sexy people and great vibes. Was great to be back! Roll on 26th and big opening party;)

Thanks to the girls and Brian for a wonderful event.

S&J x


Date: 1 June 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Hats off to Pink Flamingo and the very busy team, who put on an amazing day. Just the perfect day. Can we bottle that?

We (Devil and Beast) didn't want to go home at 6pm.

This was worth the wait.

Thank you Lux Lounge.

x

Your did yourselves proud, pity I had to drive back as a beer would have been the icing on the cake.

it was busy enough to be fun, but spacious enough to enjoy ourselves.



Date: 1 June 2021

Rating: OK
Well what can say!

Absolutely amazing day. Left feeling completely empowered!

Some amazing people there.....loved it.

The staff were amazing...friendly helpful.....such a laugh too...especially the guy with the beard going round taking drinks orders...hilarious!

I went with my fwb who had never been to a club before...she was amazed and totally relaxed..and soon joined in the action!

Can thoroughly recommend this place especially if you have never been to a club before...this place sets the standard!

Thanks to all staff and people we met for making it such a great experience.

More of the same please.

Shaun & Nicky


Date: 1 June 2021

Rating: Fabulous
We attended the BBQ on Bank Holiday Monday, and it was amazing. Fabulous atmosphere with so many people who went with the spirit of Lux Lounge as "clothing optional" venue. We are both naturists, and having somewhere relatively local where we can not only be naked in the sun but also have a play if we want to fantastic. Hopefully more events like that soon.

Great job!


Date: 1 June 2021

Rating: Fabulous
This place is absolutely amazing made my debut there after lockdown last year and been a regular at milf club ever since jules and Kim are just in a class of their own as hosts the venue is clean well run excellent service very friendly approachable staff..the bbq event yesterday was no different great atmosphere so lots of fun and amazing food beautiful Gorgoeus ladies everywhere I’ve certainly enjoyed being a member and roll on even more events you guys are AMAZING!!

Date: 1 June 2021

Rating: Fabulous
OMG what an event. Just what we needed to blow off the cobwebs. The club worked brilliantly with drinks brought to you outside and all perfectly socially distanced. That and 200 sexy naked people in the sun. Nothing like a nice juicy burger in the sunshine ! Thanks team. We had the best time xx

Date: 1 June 2021

Rating: Fabulous
We attended the opening afternoon at milf club last week and boy what a fabulous makeover the venue has had!! It was a shame that the weather wasn't so good and we were all indoors, but nevertheless our group had a fantastic time ...the single fellas who attended were all very respectable and I enjoyed some fun with them!

Look forward to going again on the Friday/Saturday nights when restrictions allow :-) xxC&D


Date: 28 May 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Attended The first Milf Club since VA re opened... wow. So much change. It’s been revamped and looks awesome. Loving the new layout. Was really busy as well... guess everyone could wait to get back out to play. Great venue, the nicest of staff. Will be back again.

Date: 27 May 2021

Rating: Fun
We aren’t long home from our first visit here today to milf Wednesday, the club is very easy to find, staff are super friendly asked a few questions when arriving and as first hour went past. We instantly felt relaxed from the second we walked in to the locker room then moved to bar area and had a drink. We soon plucked the courage up and got in the hot tub. Plenty of fun everyone was so easy going made lots of effort to talk to us and even had some play time which we wasn’t expecting on our first visit.

Highly recommend anyone thinking of a club visit to try va can’t say enough about it.

We shall definitely be returning very soon can see us becoming regulars here


Date: 26 May 2021

Rating: Fabulous
I just have to say, having been one of the first people through the door on Wednesday 19 May, for the first MILF club of the year, and even longer since the lockdown last November, what an absolutely stunning transformation the VA has undergone during those dark winter days and months. The internal layout has been thoughtfully rearranged and revamped and everywhere you look there are bespoke decorations and detail right the way through the building. It is simply amazing. Well done J&C for all your many hours of hard work. Thank you to all the staff, who are the most friendliest and welcoming of any club I have been to. And it was simply just wonderful to see so many friends and new people there that afternoon. I can’t wait to get back there.

Date: 23 May 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Well...Wednesday was a wet and wild day weather wise and after all this time away from all things beautiful, going to the refurbished VA for an afternoon of ‘Wet&Wild’ Milf fun was indeed like the weather!, only far far more enjoyable getting wet and wild with a beautiful lady to share the afternoon with! x

Had an amazing time, lovely people, place and event....and most of all the company of two stunningly beautiful lady’s, one of which utterly held the attention of the rooms we played in together!

....will most certainly be back!

MrB....x.



Date: 21 May 2021

Rating: Fabulous
We had the pleasure of making another return visit to the VA yesterday. One of the classiest swing venues in the UK just got classier. The attention to detail and improvements to decor do not go unnoticed. This club is amazing and we will be back soon. Thank you to all the wonderful staff for doing a great job. Xxx S&J

Date: 20 May 2021

Rating: OK
So good to see this club and the wonderful staff back. The new layout is fantastic and having seen the outside Lux Lounge, pre lockdown,this club is, in my opinion, the best.



Date: 20 May 2021

Rating: Fabulous
VA was always a great club but during lockdown it’s gone up another level. The facilities are unbeatable, the refurb is fantastic and the staff are lovely.

Highly recommended!



Date: 20 May 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Well ! First visit today and was very impressed. Great internal decor, friendly staff and plenty of people havi g 'safe' fun. Most definitely be visiting again. Oh ..and thanks G for the rub down !

Date: 19 May 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Wow!

Love what you’ve done with the place guys . It’s as classy as any European club I’ve been to now and remains as sociable as ever . Sexy boudoir vibes . Cant wait till you’re fully up and running this summer .

Lovely to see friends old and new and wishing you all either side of the bar a fantastic year x


Date: 19 May 2021

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