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The Vanilla Alternative

Tempsford, South East

info@thevanillaalternative.co.uk,
http://thevanillaalternative.co.uk/

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This is a sumptuous swingers club and hotel in Bedfordshire on the A1 not far from the Capital. The VA aim is to provide something exclusive, somewhere upmarket, somewhere that's a "bit of alright" for discerning adults to meet and play together! The very experienced VA management team have an insight into what is growing into a more open market and have worked very hard to find something that ticks all the boxes. From the private rural location, the licensed bar, the array of play areas, the enormous hot tub, the on site hotel rooms, the extensive dedicated car park right down to the warm smile, the personal care and attention you get from a team who know the lifestyle inside out! No membership fees till September 2011 whilst phase two of the quarter of a million pound refurbishment programme is completed. Phase one will be complete for the grand launch on Saturday 26th February. Please visit the website www.thevanillaalternative.co.uk for details of events and to register on the mailing list. Make your next party a VA party!

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Rating: Fabulous
Went to this club on Saturday 24th September.

This was our first visit to a club, also our first real experience to the lifestyle.

Easy to find if R isn't navigating, the staff are so attentive always on hand to help. The club it's self is classy and very clean. No members are pushy and everyone are so polite and respectful.

We took everything at our own pace and had a few drinks at the reasonably priced Bar and then moved to the amazing hot tub to join the other couples who had already started to get busy.

We then moved to the playrooms and had some fun by ourselves whilst others just watched. Hopefully next time we visit we can get a sexy lady to play with R.

We will be visiting again once we can find the time had a real fun night thank to all the staff.


Date: 26 September 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Went to this club last night with a sexy friend

(Tipsy toad) check my veris you'll find her

We turned up we was both kindly greeted

It was her first time and she was expecting to be nervous but as the greeting went well she was soon relaxed

Our room , well couldn't fault it really , spot on and nice and tidy and presented

And then when we were in the club it was a little quieter than was expected , but soon the atmosphere kicked in

Food was great

Hot tub was amazingly clean and warm

And the sex going on around the club was very horny , there was lots of it .

Well if you met me or my friend or both and want to get in touch please do


Date: 25 September 2016

Rating: Fabulous
we revisited this club after a couple of years, still a great place. Had some great fun and met some lovely people, we will be back soon. Top venue.

Date: 19 September 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Had another great night at VA last night.had some great chilled out chats with some new couples,even more fun in the hot tub,and finally managed to get into the nook at the back of the playroom..hehehe...great night in a classy club with cool couples...what more could you ask for...

Date: 18 September 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Just back from Milf Club at VA, and it was by far the best one yet. Lady was in her element servicing all the guys, giving them a squirting demonstration, and even indulging her bi side with the lovely Carol. Big thanks to the staff at VA, everyone we chatted with, and the 32 guys who worked tirelessly to satisfy Lady. As for the 8 guys who evaded her clutches.... she'll get you next time!



Date: 14 September 2016

Rating: Fun
Attended VA on Saturday night, 1st visit in a year.

This is a very nice relaxed club with a good bar area for socialising, unfortunately on Saturday the music was played that loud it was difficult to hold any kind of conversations which kind of spoils this area ( also the music is all the same, and yes we know some people do like it, but sure it could be mixed up a bit and the volume lowered).

The hot tub and surrounding area are very nicely done and great fun as is the adjoining room with all the beds.

All in all we had a good night with some great fun thrown in.

Again only moan is not being able to get to know and socialise with other guests in the bar before moving on to the play rooms.

Very Nice club and we will be back.


Date: 13 September 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Great time again at Twisted Eden. Met some lovely people. Playtime was fun and usually. Staff were perfect, you must sample the food. Till next time xx

Date: 12 September 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Went to VA last night, what a great place, Kim and Mark were fantastic, showed us around and made us feel at ease for our first time. Met up with a couple and had a great night chatting and then moved to the play beds for some hot fun, and that jacuzzi, wow, so many sexy people all having a great time.

Defiantly going back, great night.


Date: 11 September 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Went to VA last night, first experience there, and only our second club visit so we were a bit nervous. We shouldn't have been. Kim and Mark were very friendly and warm, we enjoyed chatting to them.

The club itself is clean and beautiful. We had a great time in the hot tub in with some great people. Even got to play in the couples only area with a sexy pair. The girls' lesbian show was fantastic!

Hotel was clean and tidy and the tea/coffee facilities was a godsend this morning.

If you met us there please add us as friends! We'll be back soon x


Date: 10 September 2016

Rating: Fabulous
What can we say ...erm....yet again absolutely brilliant great mix of people and very friendly ....untill the nxt time x

Date: 7 September 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Me and my hubby been twice there and twice it was fabulous! Fantastic staff,clean all around and a nice atmosphere. Don't miss out on this club. Highly recommended from us :-)

Date: 6 September 2016

Rating: Fabulous
My first visit was on Friday and the place and people was just what I had hoped for! Really good club and sexy people ... Lots of fun had thank you Spicy for arranging a great evening x

Date: 5 September 2016

Rating: OK
Omg did I have a wild time at this excellent club.Thank you Spicey and the crew for making it a great night. Again so many gorgeous people there it was wall to wall sex, wonderful. I totally recomend this club,it's fabulous.xxx

Date: 4 September 2016

Rating: Fabulous
This club is without doubt one of my favourite places to visit particularly spicys bi night. The venue is clean and classy and the hot tub is just perfect. The staff are so friendly and make everyone feel welcome. I would highly recommend it to anyone whether new to the scene or not X

Date: 3 September 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Spicys bi night - always a great evening. After a club break of 6 months it was the perfect night to attend and to bump into so many friends. Great venue, staff and people. Well done Spicy and VA X

Date: 3 September 2016

Rating: Fabulous
After a long break from the club scene, my friend and I attended Spicys Bi night last night. It was such a lovely atmosphere to walk into. Great music, well done Mr DJ. Great fast service at the Bar and a Fantastic group of people to mingle with. One of the best nights out i have had in a long while. X

Date: 3 September 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Thank you for an amazing night last night. Fun from start to finish. We have made some great friends and look forward to coming again

Date: 3 September 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Great time at bi night as always, fantastic club and staff!

Date: 3 September 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Wow what a great club with a different layout to other clubs I have been to. VA ticked all the boxs for being clean and a great place play. As for the Bi night, I don't think could have choosen a better first bi night. Spicy was an excellent host and the crowd was really friendly.

Date: 3 September 2016

Rating: Fabulous
First time back in a club environment for 2 years and wow did I choose the right club (and event) to knock the dust off! This was my first visit to VA and I was impressed by the decor, layout and general brilliant ambiance of both the club and the people. It was very different from clubs I've been to before in a good way and a brilliant ratio of attendees so the mix felt just right. Best Bi night I've ever been to - will be back!

Date: 3 September 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Well what can I say about this club that hasn't been said already had a GREAT night with my fwb think he enjoyed having his cherry popped!!! Can't wait to go again

Date: 3 September 2016

Rating: Fabulous
I just went to a GGP and it was fabulous. Very nice venue. Debbie was a great host, the staff were verry friendly. And a nice no preasure enviroment, frendly lads and Fabulous, sexy and very Gready Girls. Thanks for the invite Debbie and hope will see you all next time.

Petar xxx


Date: 31 August 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Being a bank holiday weekend, agree that VA was a little quieter than normal last night. However, as usual there was still a great vibe. It did seem that there were lots of couples that were more into playing just with each other, think there were lots of newbies from speaking to people, but that's not something that should reflect badly on the club.

As for the DJ.... He had lots of compliments and many people loved the music, so each to their own... The DJ was on for the usual set time, in fact he actually stayed on a little later than normal and before and after this time a playlist of great tunes is put together. You can't please everyone and it seems that sometimes one thing happening can get someone's back up and they then take a critical view of the whole night.

You only have to check out the reviews to see what a fab club this is and all clubs will have an unusually quiet night every now and then.


Date: 28 August 2016

Rating: OK
Last night was our first visit to VA. The club itself is beautiful and clean, staff very professional. This was a couples and single ladies night, not a single lady in sight and very few interactions between couples, all very disjointed. There were plenty of couples getting it on just not with one another. Came away feeling cheated, £45 entrance fee was, on this instance at least, not justified. We will try again but definitely NOT on a couples night.

Date: 28 August 2016

Rating: Avoid
Have visited on fun festival which was great, but sadly tonight's visit was not up to much. No single women, hardly any couples and really disjointed! Got literally told off for having a glass in glass free zone. Maybe gentle direction to plastic cups would have been a more hospitable approach. Recommended a visit to friends too who were just as disappointed. No vibe DJ kept disappearing to play so music terrible and really overpriced drinks. Sorry VA but won't be recommending you again!

Date: 28 August 2016

Rating: Fabulous
We went on 20 August. This was our first ever club visit and we chose it because of what we have been told about the place. We were a bit nervous but there was no need to be.. they looked after us and were very attentive. What an amazing place! It wasnt long before it filled up and we met some amazing people there and before we knew it we were in the hot tub with another couple (shame they dont fab :(...) and we had some really sexy fun together.

This is a definate one to re visit for us. Thanks for an awesome evening xx


Date: 23 August 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Went on Friday evening and it was very friendly and a relaxed atmosphere. Staff were very friendly and helpful. Hot tub was certainly full with people, made new friends. Definitely will be back.

Date: 21 August 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Went to this club last night with a female friend

Was far the best and busiest night I've had there in the five visits I've had at this club

Amazing couples were present , if you recognise me please say hello


Date: 21 August 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Attended the Festival of Fun at the begining of August. It was such a great weekend, from the camping and hot tubs to the club in the evening. Great service, all very clean and great food/ drinks served all day. Points I wanted to raise - shower/toilet blocks, very small and not enough to cater for the growing crowd that the club attracts! Maybe some outdoor showers or at least communal :) also I was expecting more activities or games in the day - wet t-shirt competitions, stify ring toss?? Or naked sport games?? Just some ideas, luckily we had fantastic weather. But I can't help but think if we didn't, there would be much to do in the day, until the club opens, then it's sooo fun!

Date: 16 August 2016

Rating: Fabulous
We attended Spicyminx's Bi Night on Friday 12th of August and wow!! So so so much fun! So many sexy people there. No issues with the ''Bi play'' We had so much fun and, for once, WE'RE the action!! Lol. Really looking forward to the next one, and the next one, and the next one.

Well done to all the VA Team and Spicyminx. Double C. Xx


Date: 15 August 2016

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