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The Vanilla Alternative

Tempsford, South East

info@thevanillaalternative.co.uk,
https://va2.co.uk/

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This is a sumptuous swingers club and hotel in Bedfordshire on the A1 not far from the Capital. The VA aim is to provide something exclusive, somewhere upmarket, somewhere that's a "bit of alright" for discerning adults to meet and play together! The very experienced VA management team have an insight into what is growing into a more open market and have worked very hard to find something that ticks all the boxes. From the private rural location, the licensed bar, the array of play areas, the enormous hot tub, the on site hotel rooms, the extensive dedicated car park right down to the warm smile, the personal care and attention you get from a team who know the lifestyle inside out! No membership fees till September 2011 whilst phase two of the quarter of a million pound refurbishment programme is completed. Phase one will be complete for the grand launch on Saturday 26th February. Please visit the website www.thevanillaalternative.co.uk for details of events and to register on the mailing list. Make your next party a VA party!

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Rating: Fabulous
First time at milf club and can honestly say was worth going. Great all rounder and very good vibe. Got to meet a very sexy lady. Will be attending again very soon

Date: 25 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
Had a great night on sat 21st kitty and gizmo great hosts and the bar staff were super friendly excellent night , we stayed over and hotel was great perfect night

Date: 24 January 2023

Rating: Fun
We came along in early January, for our first ever evening visit. We'd been to the lux lounge before.

We loved the couples' room nice and warm, the massage table was our go to with plenty of glove time. Another squirter friendly bed in that room would be a nice addition.

Having fun and frolics in the large pool was nice.

Viva the lux Lounge.


Date: 22 January 2023

Rating: Fun
Had a great time last night at the newbies event hosted by the amazing kitty and gizmo. Lots of fun was had by everyone and we will be back again very soon

Date: 22 January 2023

Rating: Fun
Lovely night .

Was good to see old and make new friends.



Date: 22 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
Often attend milf club with the girlies… last week was my birthday… what a day!!!!!

Girls arranged for me to be the human Buffett … very messy.

Then a massage and finally riding the cowgirl …. A birthday I won’t forget.

Great club, the best staff … will be back again


Date: 18 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
First time at VA's today and attended the MILF Club. Made to feel very welcome by all and great to see so many people.

Fun was had and will definitely be going back!


Date: 18 January 2023

Rating: Fun
Enjoyed an evening here Sat 14th Jan. First time in quite a while, but nice to see the changes and familiar faces. A bit quiet, maybe, but there was some lovely scenery to enjoy, and relaxing in the hot tub is always a pleasure!

Music was good, but we thought “I’m a one woman man” was a bit ironic! :-D

Hope to make it back for next Bi-night!


Date: 17 January 2023

Rating: Fun
We’ve been here for the first time Sat 14th, found it a bit quiet (probs cuz it’s January) but still fun and will look forward to come back for a bigger event. The staff were lovely and very welcoming. :-)

Date: 15 January 2023

Rating: Fun
We’ve been second time at VA Sat 14th good vibe, good music been quiet but sexy people!

Looking forward to visit again.



Date: 15 January 2023

Rating: Fun
The club has a real luxury feel about it and we are looking forward to returning when it's a bit busier and when the Lux lounge is open.

Date: 8 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
After few months We visited again on saturday.

Staff amazing - helpful and smiled

We like atmosphere there - crazy, beautiful people plus amazing staff = incredible day. We will come back soon



Date: 8 January 2023

Rating: Fun
Been a while since we've been so was nice to be back. A very last minute but enjoyable evening. Lots of fun in and near the hot tub, especially with one couple - they know who they are! Friendly and welcoming staff as always Xx

Date: 8 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
Had my night at a swingers club and damn I don't think I could have picked a better club to dip my toes into! I attended it with a female friend and we had a blast!...the venue and set up was amazing, the staff was so friendly and the atmosphere was great...I've fully got a taste of VA and will be attending more regularly now. Thanks for a great night

Date: 7 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
This was our first visit in this club. Amazing experience with great views in couple only area. Very good music. Dance floor was for us only, others were busy in different way... Thanks for introduction and fantastic atmosphere.

Date: 7 January 2023

Rating: OK
This was our first time attending VA and it was such an amazing club. Staff so welcoming and friendly and the facilities were amazing. We especially loved the hot tub and couples only area! Will definitely be back again

Date: 7 January 2023

Rating: Fun
1st time at VA and will definitely be returning. Such a welcoming place and the facilities were second to none. Well worth the drive down the A1.

Date: 7 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous

What a fantastic night we had (as usual) @ The VA NYE. The club was packed with high end sexy couples and DJ Mark Eldridge was outstanding playing great music all night, whilst piping more music to all those playing in the hot tub and play areas, which were in constant use.

A huge thank you to “Brian” and all the super hot bar staff who worked full on without stopping all night, keeping everyone lubricated with a sexy smile.

But, of course, the biggest THANK YOU must go to Chris and Joules for organising yet another fantastic event and all the work they physically put into making these events go with such success

Happy new year to all @ VA please keep the good times rolling for 2023, you are doing a great job! We’re currently already booking our dates for 2023 and this is because it’s so popular you need to get in quick.

We’ve been to most clubs now in the south east and the VA is tops for us. We were surprised today to read a review on here about the VA, where the author must have spent the whole night with a note pad trying to find fault with the venue….. House Rocks night is loud but if you read the event title “HOUSE ROCKS” surly that tells you it will be an uplifting night of banging House music? Did they try to mention to anyone connected to the club that they felt the music was too loud in the social area? It’s fair to give any club a chance to put your grievance right first rather than moan directly on Fab after the event. And as for complaining about what other guests are wearing, we find that very odd? Generally swingers are accepting of everyone’s choice of attire, just because it’s not your bag doesn’t mean they are on drugs? We always say to fellow swingers to look at the VA events list and pick what takes your fancy, because the VA tries very, very hard to offer something for everyone throughout the year to accommodate your kink. And, they have lots of ideas for the club in the future, but Rome wasn’t built in a day and improvement takes time and money. In this current economic climate with swinging clubs closing down, we just hope and pray that the VA will always be there.



Date: 4 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
We've been along twice now and loved it. The newbie nights are perfect to get a feel for the place, and also very well run.

The venue is perfect, great size and the staff are so friendly. The bar is well stocked and also reasonable.

We'll only attend now if we can book into the hotel above, it's too far for taxis etc for us. Overall, VA is brilliant, and we're going to become regulars during 2023!


Date: 4 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
Brilliant night at the VA. A top party playing crowd. The owners/hosts create a brilliant vibe from the moment you arrive. Music was quality and everyone so free and friendly. Got to be the best club in the UK. We had fun in the jacuzzi and the playroom, met some very sexy people. We’ll be back. Well done team VA.

Date: 2 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
NYE party at VA was amazing!!!

Was good to catch up with friends we have made over the years and meet néw connections.

We are lucky to have such a lovely well run club on our door step .

Thank you VA staff for your hard work and delivering a wonderful club experience x



Date: 2 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
What a fabulous way to spend NYE!! Great tunes, lots of sexy naughty people and the staff are always so lovely. We can’t wait to go back for Chic in February xx

Date: 1 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
We attended this club for the NYE Ball and had high expectations based on what we had heard from our friends. Suffice to say we weren’t disappointed, awesome venue, so many gorgeous sexy couples and top music (as Ibiza party lovers we certainly approved). Brilliantly organised with a shuttle service to and from local hotels we will totally be back soon. Xx

Date: 1 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
As always VA delivers and NYE Black Tie blew all the previous parties out of the water.

Our only comment is that it would be good to have a more intimate area for just 2 couples to get to play without being part of a melee.


Date: 1 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
We attended VA for the first time on NYE and what a great night it was.

The club was well run with friendly staff and a great atmosphere, we met lots of lovely couples.

Can’t wait to visit again.


Date: 1 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
12th NYE party at the VA.Great atmosphere,music,food,staff and mix of sexy people.Thanks for a top night.xx

Date: 1 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
We had a blast as usual. The landlady is super awesome. She had us in stitches. She can qualify as a comedian. We love her. The staff were awesome and the vibes were amazing. We met awesome people. What a way to start the year.

Date: 1 January 2023

Rating: Fun
We attended last night for the NYE party and was a brilliant night.

Atmosphere was great and the venue was full, everyone looking fabulous.

Well done Dj, Music was on point. Definetly had no empty areas on the dance floor.

Everyone was friendly and thanks to all for starting our year with a bang L&A x


Date: 1 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
Great night at NYE. Staff worked their socks off to ensure a great night was had by all. Loved the taxi service they laid on that took the pressure off planning transport.

The place was jammed with amazing sexy and friendly couples

Best Nye party we have ever been to

Big thank you to all the staff !!


Date: 1 January 2023

Rating: Fun
NYE party and what a brilliant night it was. From the min we arrived at the hotel right up until going up to bed We felt completely comfortable. We had a fantastic time.

Compete mix of sexy people! Dance floor was heaving as where hot tub and rooms

The buffet was an added bonus haha

Thanks again guys for a well run party. See you soon xx


Date: 1 January 2023

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