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The Vanilla Alternative

Tempsford, South East

info@thevanillaalternative.co.uk,
http://thevanillaalternative.co.uk/

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This is a sumptuous swingers club and hotel in Bedfordshire on the A1 not far from the Capital. The VA aim is to provide something exclusive, somewhere upmarket, somewhere that's a "bit of alright" for discerning adults to meet and play together! The very experienced VA management team have an insight into what is growing into a more open market and have worked very hard to find something that ticks all the boxes. From the private rural location, the licensed bar, the array of play areas, the enormous hot tub, the on site hotel rooms, the extensive dedicated car park right down to the warm smile, the personal care and attention you get from a team who know the lifestyle inside out! No membership fees till September 2011 whilst phase two of the quarter of a million pound refurbishment programme is completed. Phase one will be complete for the grand launch on Saturday 26th February. Please visit the website www.thevanillaalternative.co.uk for details of events and to register on the mailing list. Make your next party a VA party!

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Rating: Fabulous
Another great night from start to finish !

Great atmosphere with a friendly bunch of likeminded people who respect each others boundaries...

(and a massive thank you to the super kind couple with the Nissan Juke who gave us a lift back to the hotel, if you read this drop us a message!)

Roll on the next event !


Date: 6 February 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Everything about this club is top draw , clean , friendly , attentive bubbly staff ,spacious .Went to bi night 5th Feb lots of beautiful friendly people nice to meet friends old and new . Good idea to have TH people there . Thoroughly enjoyed myself , thanks to spicey for getting the mix right . Best Bi night around

Date: 6 February 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Had a fantastic evening at the VA last night. Spicy minx was a wonderful host, super friendly and just lovely as always xx the venue is amazing, very clean and sumptuous, perfect ambience for getting everyone in the mood! We enjoyed socialising with old friends and new, (wish we could've chatted to everyonel!) and even shocking a few with CeCe's new look ;) Loved getting in on the action and having a play ourselves too with really nice people. Really appreciate the hard work put in to ensure the right mix of party guests by spicy minx, it definitely worked really well! All the staff were fabulous too! Fabulous night, great venue, awesome people.... Will definitely be back for more as soon as we are able to!! MzAmanda xxx

Date: 6 February 2016

Rating: Fabulous
My third bi night and can say it continues to get better and better! Was so well attended last night, loads of old faces and many new first time visitors too. Everyone was really lovely and friendly.

The venue is lovely, clean and fresh. The delicious buffet was fantastic! The staff are all very lovely, helpful and friendly.

The host Spicyminx the most amazing attentive host who deserves mega high praise for these incredible events!

My only wish is that there were more monthly events for tgirls! Which I think is hopefully being answered with the Sunday daytime event starting in March?



Date: 6 February 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Well, my fourth Bi night at VA, and things seem to get better each time i attend.

It was such a lovely atmosphere last night, and some great people in attendance.

Its great to see people coming from all over the country.

Id like to thank Jules especially for my suprise package!!! Is it a tent??

Thanks again for being such a beautiful club to attend.

Wendy x


Date: 6 February 2016

Rating: Fabulous
2nd time at this smart clean club, the bi nights are the best hoisted by a lovely lady if you get the chance visit you will enjoy it

Date: 6 February 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Initial visit to VA last night for spicy minx's bi night. From the moment we spotted it from the road driving up we could see it looked very classy. This was not a facade. Attention to detail has been consistent throughout giving it a very decadent, respectful look and feel. The areas were well thought out, clean and sumptuous. We were extremely impressed. Cher was particularly taken by the sexy management, and we were served by friendly staff throughout the night. The firm code of conduct and the high standard of finishing was reflected by the relaxed, sensual, respectful mood and behaviour of other members.We really loved it and will be returning regularly!

Date: 6 February 2016

Rating: Fabulous
I love this club clean, welcoming, owners are lovely always have a great time in the fantastic hot tub and spacious play areas nice smoking area and very good bar with great bar staff

Last night I went to spicys bi night and it was awesome one of the best nights I've had at a swingers club lots of friendly people very well organised was such a good night can't wait until the next one


Date: 6 February 2016

Rating: Fabulous
My first time at any sort of swingers event, the venue is a lovely, comfortable and clean place to meet like minded people, my nervousness quickly evaporated as I was welcomed by new friends and some I had made online, everyone there were approachable and chatty and there seemed to be a charged feeling in the air, a feeing of excitement and expectancy.

Great food and a well stocked bar, that I was unable to avail myself of due to driving. I know from experience in 'normal' clubs that the smoking area is the best place to meet and chat to people so I spent some time out there with my vape and was accepted and integrated into conversations as if we were all old friends.

After stripping and venturing into the pool, being led back out to play straight away I felt a little overwhelmed and just did my own thing for a while, I observed others doing the same so didn't feel out of place at all. Back in the pool a very sexy tattooed couple fucked right next to me, I even had a leg draped over one of mine for support, it was one of the most erotic things I have experienced, I don't play with them myself but was very happy being a voyer to the awesome sight of the girl being thoroughly in the moment and making some incredible noises. I did play again later and had an incredible time, didn't play as much as I expected but I put it down to first time nerves as everyone there were open to extra players.

In summary, this is an awesome venue with an incredible crowd and I can't recommend it enough, I was even surprised how much the patrons love the social side, so it's not all just about fucking then!


Date: 6 February 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Great night with great people! Bi night has to be one of the best night I've ever had at a club if you are bi you have to check it out :) thanks to club and host :)

Date: 6 February 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Yet another sensational night at vanilla alternative bi night. What a great club great people and great host. Can't wait till the nest one Thank you VA

Date: 6 February 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Why oh why did we not start going to VA sooner..It's not our first club but as soon as we were greeted at the door and walked in we knew we had entered swingers paradise..so clean, such a relaxed atmosphere, such friendly staff, such a brilliant layout, perfectly equipped. Absolutely no pressure to play but as almost everyone else does it almost feels rude not to..def be back again and again x

Date: 31 January 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Any couples going tonight ?

Date: 30 January 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Went to VA last night and had a lovely time . Clean welcoming and the staff are great, definitely worth a visit. Will be going back very soon.

Thanks P&Z x


Date: 24 January 2016

Rating: Fabulous
We ventured back to the club for our 2nd visit last night. Wow! It was packed. Great facilities as always and we enjoyed playing in front of everyone. We'll be back for sure. Even better when its only 10 minutes from us! Thanks guys!

Date: 24 January 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Just returned home after our first club visit , we we're nervous and excited in equal measures but we we're put at ease by the hostess in no time at all , we loved it here the atmosphere was great . We felt safe secure and welcome .

The staff are friendly and helpful and we can't wait to go back ! Thank you guys see you again very soon !

Pep and Pearl X


Date: 24 January 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Another great night last night, myself and my partner. Love the venue and the relaxed atmosphere. Dimly lit beds for fun, a relaxing jacuzzi and bar area and private area for couples to have a sexy break from spectators!

We came as a a straight couple to a 'bi night' and still had fun with the many straight and bi people - and interacted with people of all ages, shapes and sizes, and races ;) loved being watched by a few more shy singles and couples. And satisfied by the more brave upfront few who came to play!

Great night, shame it's so far from us in South London.


Date: 23 January 2016

Rating: Fabulous
What a fantastic night. Clean tasteful decor. Great staff and awesome friendly guests. I had great fun and can't wait to my next visit. Friday nights are rocking at VA. The place to be.

Date: 23 January 2016

Rating: Fabulous
All we can say is wow. The VA atmosphere is perfect. The bar is amazing and so is the staff. The club is clean and we'll maintained. This is a must visit. You will not regret your visit. The hot tub is amazing and so was the company. We cannot wait to visit.

Date: 18 January 2016

Rating: Fabulous
This is first time me and wife have been to va was apprehensive at fist but was put at ease as soon as we arrived, the club was fantastic and we can't wait to go back.

Date: 17 January 2016

Rating: Fabulous
VA is certainly a top premiere club. I've been there a few times and the level of service, hygiene, attention to detail and cliental are second to none. The bar service is great, drinks are well priced and the buffet is well presented.

The spa was pretty hot and that wasn't the water temperature either.

Thanks guys. Will be back soon, hopefully for spicys birthday.


Date: 17 January 2016

Rating: Fabulous
We went to the VA for the first time last night and had an amazing time . Both the staff and guests were all friendly and welcoming and made us both feel at ease. It's clean , very well laid out they seem to have thought of everything to make for an enjoyable night . Bar prices were reasonable and we will definitely be back



Date: 17 January 2016

Rating: Fabulous
What an amazing night. Went last night with an even more amazing friend and we will sure be returning together a lot. Ment some amazing pepole and had such great fun. Every one one friendly relaxed and very welcoming for our first time to VA. Loved the lay out and most of the hot tub was great clean and very hot in every way hehe. Can't wait to return and am sure this will become a regular club for us both. Wayne and Kirsty xx

Date: 17 January 2016

Rating: Fabulous
First night in a club and we were pleasantly surprised. Very nervous prior to our arrival but the staff and other guests were very friendly and put us at ease. The club itself is clean and spacious with plenty of various rooms to play in. Most of our night was spent in the enormous hot tub which was clean and very social. We will definately be back.

Date: 10 January 2016

Rating: OK
I've yet to miss one of Spicyminx's bi nights and don't intend to break the habit. I've been twice as a couple and the latest as a single guy. Spicy and the staff do a fantastic job and the guests are all lovely. I was lucky enough to receive the best early birthday present ever of 3 super hot ladies and a very nice young guy absolutely devouring me on the side of the pool.

Thank you Spicy, Dax, and the rest of the team for yet another fun filled, sex fuelled night. Long may it continue xx


Date: 10 January 2016

Rating: Fabulous
We visited the VA on Saturday 9th January. This was only our 4th visit and it was very quiet compared to the NYE party; in fact, the quietest we have seen it. We were worried it was going to be a disappointment after the excitement of NYE ..... but in true VA style, this club never fails to deliver a great night. We met some stunningly sexy people and had an amazing time. Thanks again VA & the lovely people we met xxx

Date: 10 January 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Spicy's bi night at The VA. If you're looking for a party for bi guys, TVs and women then you've come to the right place.... Worth travelling to! This is an open minded, non judgemental evening and both times I have been the guests have been hot, sexy and great fun.



Date: 9 January 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Went to this club for the first time last night

Really enjoyed the well run party congrats Spicyminx

Loved the way the clubs set out I've got a really bad back at the mo and had no problems getting around

Loads of play going on which was nice to see

Will have to remember to wear something easier to get off so I can try the hot tub next time

D x


Date: 9 January 2016

Rating: Fabulous
My first club visit at SpicyMinx's bi night. The perfect night for new people, everyone is very friendly and most people were there to play with other people, not just in a couple.

Spicy is very welcoming and shows you around and introduces you to people. The crowd is a genuine mixture, I definitely wasn't the youngest there. Lots of t-girls as well.

The bi play was more geared around tops fucking t-girls, I didn't see any guys fucking guys, but maybe I was distracted ;)

Most people are drinking in the bar until about 10, then change into towels and move into the play areas.

The bar area is beautifully done out and the play areas are clean comfortable and spacious.

If you're a single guy going on your own try and socialise as much as you can in the bar area to meet people you might want to play with later.

I met lots of lovely people and had some very filthy fun. Can't wait until next time!


Date: 9 January 2016

Rating: Fun
Attended Spicyminx's bi night on 8th, and was impressed by how well she had organised everything, the venue and the ambiance. The people attending were very attractive, the staff were polite and attentive, and - contrary to what has been said before - drink prices are not unreasonably high. Best of all, people were there to PLAY, not just stand around posing!

Date: 9 January 2016

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