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The Vanilla Alternative

Tempsford, South East

info@thevanillaalternative.co.uk,
http://thevanillaalternative.co.uk/

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This is a sumptuous swingers club and hotel in Bedfordshire on the A1 not far from the Capital. The VA aim is to provide something exclusive, somewhere upmarket, somewhere that's a "bit of alright" for discerning adults to meet and play together! The very experienced VA management team have an insight into what is growing into a more open market and have worked very hard to find something that ticks all the boxes. From the private rural location, the licensed bar, the array of play areas, the enormous hot tub, the on site hotel rooms, the extensive dedicated car park right down to the warm smile, the personal care and attention you get from a team who know the lifestyle inside out! No membership fees till September 2011 whilst phase two of the quarter of a million pound refurbishment programme is completed. Phase one will be complete for the grand launch on Saturday 26th February. Please visit the website www.thevanillaalternative.co.uk for details of events and to register on the mailing list. Make your next party a VA party!

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Rating: Fabulous
What another fantastic MILF day! Lots of fun and plenty to watch and enjoy! Lots of men too however the clue is in the name of the event!! Can't wait to go to the Friday night MILF event

Date: 17 January 2017

Rating: Fabulous
This club never fails to deliver every time always impeccably clean, the staff can't do enough to make your night special.

Good selection of play area's, massive hot tub, loads of parking, and always full of horny friendly swingers what more can you ask for.


Date: 15 January 2017

Rating: Fun
Our first visit to VA Saturday. the club is very similar to our 'local' club we attend, staff were helpful and friendly, club is very clean, the hot tub was lush,

Everyone we spoke to were really friendly.

So glad we decided to attend VA last minute was a good choice!

Will be returning soon R&J xx


Date: 15 January 2017

Rating: OK
My first time at VA I attended the milf club loved the club set up very sexy and everything I hoped it would be everyone was friendly and very respectful lots of single guys but that's what I had hoped for I will be visiting again very soon

Date: 12 January 2017

Rating: Fun
We went to the milf event yesterday and had a great afternoon we met some hot sexy men who helped playout our fantasy. There were more men than couples but isn't that exactly what this event is about.... bukkake fun! If that's not for you stick to a Saturday night couples only. Which we must say we have enjoyed several times!!

Still the best club we have been to!! Xx


Date: 12 January 2017

Rating: Fabulous
This is getting harder and harder to say something about this club that hasn't already been said but here goes,we travelled for 4 hours to get to the VA for our first ever bi night,was it worth it? hell yes, the place is stunning the rooms faultless, wet area unbeatable,there were only 2 things better than all that, the people in there,but what came in at number 1 was the staff and spicey well enough has been said already and i agree with everyone,the owners of the VA are just like me and you and blend in seamlessly joining in with the fun and laughter all night long and we really cant wait to see them all again, thank you so much VA for giving us the best night we have ever had in a club xxxxx

Date: 11 January 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Whenever we go to VA we have high expectations and are never disappointed. Not only are the staff brilliant but they are consistently brilliant. A testimony to bi night is the number of straight people who go simply because you'll go a long way to find such a fantastic atmosphere. If you've never been to VA. Two words. Get there. If you're bi and haven't attended a bi night then you're seriously missing out. It doesn't matter where you live. It's worth the trip.

To the tireless hardworking VA staff. We don't thank you enough. To the dedicated support team who always have a friendly word and a smile on their faces thank you for all that you do. It doesn't go unnoticed.


Date: 8 January 2017

Rating: Fabulous
After being on and off the scene almost 4 years and hearing lots about this club I had my first visit to the BI Night and am now kicking myself I have not been sooner. Walking in you feel like your entering a nice hotel with a wide open reception area. Knowing that behind the next door is a world of pure imagination and possible satisfaction. The club is big & spacious, trendy & clean. Lots of room to play & explore and the best jacuzzi my nakedness has had the pleasure of meeting. The clientele are friendly and relaxed and a none pushy atmosphere. Spicy is nothing but absolutely lovely and a great host making sure everyone is OK a new people are introduced and looked after. This night has been my favourite club night to date and I will be a regular attende from now on.

Date: 8 January 2017

Rating: Fabulous
What a great venue ,lovely hostess that put everyone at ease , full of sexy fun peopke , loved watching the t girls , you were all soo sexy , don't ever be shy , people will always say hi , till next time xxxxx

Date: 7 January 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Attended yet another fabulous spicy bi night such a great team at the club and the guests are all amazing can't wait for the next one

Date: 7 January 2017

Rating: Fabulous
I visit this event as often as possible with my girlfriend, always a fantastic night. The place was rammed packed again. Not to be missed X X

Date: 7 January 2017

Rating: Fabulous
First time wasn't a fluke, our second visit was even better for Spicy's bi night. Really enjoy this club and hope to become regulars. The facilities are fantastic and people are so friendly. See you all again soon.

Date: 7 January 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Had a great time at the BiNight hosted by Spicyminx. Such a friendly crowd of people and great venue. Loved relaxing and chatting in the hot tub then spending a bit of time watching and playing. Ended my night by fullfilling my ultimate geek girl fantasy and making out with Supergirl. What a night :)

Date: 7 January 2017

Rating: Fabulous
I have just attended the bi night run by Spicy at the VA. can I just say what a pleasure it was to meet so many friendly, sexy, nice people who made me feel so relaxed and at ease.

As a single bi guy attending this I can put my hand on my heart as say that, I sat at the front door actually contemplating leaving even before entering because of the nerves but Im so glad I didn't.

If you're a single bi guy who wants a fantastic experience in a fantastic venue held by a fantastic team and host then do not pass this by.

I will definitely be back and definitely booking a room for next time


Date: 7 January 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Yet another amazing New Years Eve party at the Vanilla Alternative, hosted by the fabulous Jules & Scott and their brilliant team. This exceptionally sophisticated club never fails to deliver on all levels. The atmosphere was superb, with great music and sexy company, we welcomed in 2017 with a bang! Thank you to all involved xx

Date: 2 January 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Just recovered from the NYE party! Jules Scott and all their team put on a fab night! Very classy lots of naughty friendly people! Thank you! A & M xx

Date: 2 January 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Had an amazing NYE party at VA. As always, Jules, Scott and the team put on a great event and it was great seeing so many of our lovely friends! A very sexy and classy night! :)

Date: 1 January 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Just enjoyed the most amazing NYE party at this club. Lots of sexy and friendly party goers and fantastic hosts. Plenty of playing all around, seriously what's not to like? Can we book now for next year please????? X

Date: 1 January 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Well what can someone say about the VA New Years event, you can't as its was class in good surroundings with great hosts who know how to arrange an event, Great food and tit bits had all round with great people and well the spa was fun standing room only which was fun as we think you can't find a better club in the UK

Date: 1 January 2017

Rating: OK
FANTASTIC Night again, Thanks to the Black guy who pleasured her to immense organ. See you again!

Date: 26 December 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Having been to the Va Club for a few years now all I can say its the best place for a relaxing with very friendly people and staff, We have seen upgrade all the time as understand more are to come, keep it going guys

Date: 24 December 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Went to VA for the first time last night and what can I say. From the moment I walked in and out at the end of the evening, everyone was so friendly staff/customers. The venue is so well laid out and the hot tub was so relaxing xx can't wait to go back in the new year. Keep up the good fantastic job boys and girls xx

Date: 24 December 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Where else is there to go once a month midweek, nowhere! as the Milf club is by far the place to be. Wonderful clean club and so many yummy milfs.

You snooze you looze lol


Date: 14 December 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Another great lunchtime session at the Milf Club. Good to see so many hot couples there but now we need more single guys! Thanks to the staff and everyone we played with. See you all in 2017.

Date: 14 December 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Attended the milf club today as a single male (wasn't single for long) club was very clean and members very polite. Meet some great new friends,some of which welcomed my invite to having a 3 couple and me orgy. Staff were helpful and I'm definitely be bk if you ladies will have me back/cum again. If you see me please varify me and I'll do the same in return. Until next time,see you all in 2017

Date: 14 December 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Had a fantastic night Saturday for a friends birthday bash and stayed on for the fettish event on the Sunday! The fettish guys were very accommodating explaining different things and allowing us to try it all out! Lovely accommodation and a great classy club, nice and clean too! Can't wait to come back for the reunion valentines weekend ... can we have a bit of salad or fruit on the buffet please guys! Xxx

Date: 14 December 2016

Rating: OK
Amazing place, nice people and good music! We had a nice time there last week! We will come back for sure ;)

Date: 12 December 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Had a brilliant time there last night.

Visited with a regular friend and the atmosphere was perfect from start to finish.

This is no longer an up and coming club that just needs this or just needs that. Established with great regulars and lots of newbies. Very sexy clientele and probably 15-20 years average age younger than any other club I've visited recently except for Atlantis.

Great mix of partying people and playing people with loads of very high end decor and layout. This club gives what a lot of others claim to give.

Very, very impressed guys, you've come a very long way.

And the buffet was in a completely different class as well, a true finger buffet with a great variety of high quality and unusual choices. Even better, when we took a break at 12:30 there was still loads left, the locusts hadn't left everything but the lettuce.


Date: 11 December 2016

Rating: Fabulous
What a brilliant night. Place was rocking! Hope everyone enjoyed the music!!!

Date: 11 December 2016

Rating: Fabulous
We went on Friday 9/12 for the first time. So what did we think? The staff were really helpful, showed us round and made us feel comfortable. The building was really well decorated for Xmas and felt very welcoming. We had messaged a couple of people to say hi on Friday and met with several of them, having a really fun time. We loved the whole venue, especially the couples area.

For us the only negative (and this is a personal preference not a criticism of the club) was the need to be in towels for the play areas, a lot of people looked fantastic but once in the towels it was just a bit less sexy for us. We like unwrapping our presents...; )


Date: 10 December 2016

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