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The Vanilla Alternative

Tempsford, South East

info@thevanillaalternative.co.uk,
http://thevanillaalternative.co.uk/

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This is a sumptuous swingers club and hotel in Bedfordshire on the A1 not far from the Capital. The VA aim is to provide something exclusive, somewhere upmarket, somewhere that's a "bit of alright" for discerning adults to meet and play together! The very experienced VA management team have an insight into what is growing into a more open market and have worked very hard to find something that ticks all the boxes. From the private rural location, the licensed bar, the array of play areas, the enormous hot tub, the on site hotel rooms, the extensive dedicated car park right down to the warm smile, the personal care and attention you get from a team who know the lifestyle inside out! No membership fees till September 2011 whilst phase two of the quarter of a million pound refurbishment programme is completed. Phase one will be complete for the grand launch on Saturday 26th February. Please visit the website www.thevanillaalternative.co.uk for details of events and to register on the mailing list. Make your next party a VA party!

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Rating: Fabulous
In the run up to my second visit to the VA for MILF Club, exchanged a few emails with Admin who was extremely helpful. Then on the day, the staff were once again helpful and welcoming. The Club was very clean, well at least to start with, and the facilities in good condition. Had a great time in the hottub, couples room and then on the 4 poster in the Tempsford Room.

Date: 24 May 2018

Rating: Fabulous
My second visit to va today and made some lovely new friends. Had some hot kisses in the hot tub. Can the guy who i was chatting to from wellingborough please get in touch as i totally forgot your username. Anyway this place is amazing friendly polite staff. Had an amazing day will def be going again to play lots more xxxx

Date: 24 May 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Our first visit to VA and we loved it. Very sexy surroundings with fantastic hot tub and equally lovely play areas. We met some lovely couples and had a great time with laughs, drinks and of course some sexy playtime. Will definitely return x

Date: 21 May 2018

Rating: Fabulous
This club is the benchmark in the UK. Great facilities for all tastes with impeccable staff and surroundings. Be you a first timer or serial player, this club has it all. Other clubs have their work cut out even competing. We’d recommend it time and time again.

Date: 18 May 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Always have an amazing time at VA. Excellent attentive staff, gorgeous club and very friendly and attractive clientele. We always stay in the rooms if they are available, as they are very reasonably priced compared to the local hotels and so convenient too. We've never had an issue with insufficient hot water and as far as we know the rooms have all been refurbished over the last couple of years and are perfectly adequate to get ready before the party and to sleep in at the end of the night.

Date: 18 May 2018

Rating: Avoid
Having waited 5 months for a refund from the proprietors and received nothing we felt it time to leave our review. We visited the club in Dec 2017 and planned to stay in the attached “hotel”. Whilst the club was fair to so so our main angst was the extremely worn room with no hot water available. Perhaps we're spoilt this part of the country but we won't be going back!

Date: 14 May 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Our somewhat belated first play of the year, and what a way to start the summer! Milf Club at VA just gets better and better. Lots of hot couples and just the right ratio of single guys to keep everyone happy. Great to see lots of new faces there too. Oh, and the club is looking better than ever.

Thanks to everyone for a great day and we'll see you all again soon


Date: 9 May 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Bit late but better than never guys lol xx Me and my friend had both been before with other people but it had been a LONG time coming for us to attend together but we can honestly say we love this club! Great staff, friendly atmosphere and the play

rooms.......oh my!! I'm thinking a room is definitely in order next time though for next time. Hopefully see you again soon Guys and Girls ;)

If you remember us, come say hi xxx


Date: 7 May 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Wow had a fantastic night on Friday great club sexy people great staff can’t wait for the next one keep up the good work guys thanks for a great night

Date: 6 May 2018

Rating: Fun
We went to their bi nite lots of fun great time had bi all lol

Date: 5 May 2018

Rating: OK
My first Chic and VA, very busy, lots a sexy people, such a variety of outfits and amazing bodies!

Nice music to dance, quite difficult to stay in one place! You would like to see everything and everyone during the night!

Very busy the playing area, everyone enjoyed the evening.

Highly recommended!


Date: 30 April 2018

Rating: Fabulous
What a fantastic place! My first visit was everything I could have wished for and more.

Such a well styled, classy, clean club with a lovely relaxed atmosphere. I attended on a Friday and to me it was perfect. I imagine it can get even naughtier! I would love to come back to investigate. The hot tub is amazing.

Thanks for having me!

-Jess



Date: 30 April 2018

Rating: Fabulous
We spent saturday night at the VA for our first time at a Chic event and wow what an evening! The guestlist was very hot, some amazing people wondering about. Especially once everyone was stripped down and playing! The venue itself is great with plenty of space to play and also a very spacious bar/dance floor area that we thoroughly enjoyed mingling with everyone on to start with. We had an amazing time and will definitely be going back again. We cant wait! J and T xx

Date: 30 April 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Had an amazing night at the clubs Chic party on Saturday night. The event is so well run and full of hot, sexy people. It's nice to be part of a club that puts so much into everything they do and making sure everyone has the best time. It's classy and very 'Chic'!

We attend the club regularly and it's nice to see a variety of different theme nights. Yes, there will be regulars that like a quieter night and enjoy familiarity and what they know, but there are many of us that love to do something a little different and the little bit extra to cover the extra costs of putting on such a spectacular event are far worth it. As they say, you can't please everyone, and you will always get the odd moaner but judging by the atmosphere on Saturday, everyone had a fabulous time. These events are only run every 2 months which keeps them exciting and fresh and we can't wait to attend some more. Well done VA and well done Chic!


Date: 30 April 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Where do I start I think I have to start with saying thank you!! Was so happy to be part of the whole Chic party what wasn't there to enjoy!! It was my first time at VA and at a Chic event. It was an amazing night and great atmosphere.. The whole event was organised with class and hassle free. All the couples were hot are absolutely gorgeous.. Definitely be attending the next event xxx

Date: 29 April 2018

Rating: Fabulous
We attended VA on 14th April

It was the first time we had attended a club and we loved it

It was welcoming and we had a brill reception, everyone was so lovely and we can’t wait to go back

If you were there that night drop us a message to say Hi

And we hope to see you all again soon x x


Date: 27 April 2018

Rating: OK
We love this club and farely regular for us. However starting to feel with all the special events the regulars begining to get pushed out a little. We appreciate it is for all but when prices go up to £60.00 per couple and with some of the events booked out on a Saturday night it's the second time of thinking about going and yet actually why bother. Seems like it's for the Elite so need to be in your prime to attend anyway?

Shame, never mind.....


Date: 24 April 2018

Rating: Fun
Attended the MIX night Friday, great night in what I hope will be many more.great atmosphere and great to meet new people.Really felt relaxed and enjoyed the company of others.will be hopefully attending more events in the future

Date: 23 April 2018

Rating: Fabulous
We went friday nite.havent been for a long time. Great club

Date: 23 April 2018

Rating: Fun
Attended last night (Friday 20th). Made to feel welcome as usual by the lovely staff. Lots of gorgeous nakedness both in the hot tub & playrooms. Had a fantastic filthy night as always. Many thanks xx

(Say hi if you were there)


Date: 21 April 2018

Rating: Fun
Fun night last night witb my friend. Liberated and no pressure. Please get in touch if you were there last night (friday20th)

Date: 21 April 2018

Rating: Fun
Attended on 24th March, this was our very first club visit and our first insight into the lifestyle. The guy on the door that showed us around (with the most gorgeous couple there!) was very welcoming and upbeat. Everybody was dressed to impress and the club itself is classy. We very much enjoyed getting naked and naughty in the hot tub x

Date: 16 April 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Great club! One of my favourites great! Milf Club, always good.

Date: 12 April 2018

Rating: OK
Had a fab nite realy nice sexy people there great staff

Date: 10 April 2018

Rating: Fabulous
I attended the Bi night here that’s organised by Spicyminx. As a single bi Male it’s difficult to find places that welcome guys like me.

I found it through looking through the events listings and it sounded like my kind of fun so I got my name on the list.

To say I was nervous would be an understatement but OMG! It was amazing.

My fantasy of being involved in a Roman Orgy came true.

Great open play areas, not at all cliquey, friendly vibe, sexy people, a warm welcome and the venue itself is fabulous!

Clean, professional, friendly and the most fun I’ve ever had and witnessed!

5 star party, 5 star organiser and 5 star venue.

Will I return? Damn right I will.



Date: 10 April 2018

Rating: Fabulous
We attended VA for the first time on Saturday 7th April and loved it. It wasnt that busy 'apparently' as there was a big party the weekend before but not dead by any means. It's very clean, the staff are nice and we loved the play areas set up and has some great fun too!

Rooms were small but nice! Only complaint the TV didn't work!!!!

We will be back 100%


Date: 9 April 2018

Rating: Fun
My first visit to VA and I certainly wasn’t disappointed. Love the layout, the facilities, everyone was welcoming. Shall definitely be going again. Xx

Date: 8 April 2018

Rating: Fun
We regularly attend the bi nights at the VA on the first Friday of every month...Spicy works very hard to ensure the nights are like Ronseal....exactly what it says on the tin ! The club itself is very plush and clean...we stay over in the rooms and this is an area that now needs the same money and attention that downstairs has recently had. Looking forward to the Festival of Fun there in August....always a good weekend !

Date: 8 April 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Another fantastic night at this club on Friday. Every time I visit this place gets better and better. Amazing hosts and superb facilities. Already looking forward to next one. Xxx S

Date: 8 April 2018

Rating: Fabulous
I have the privilege of writing the 1000th review for this amazing club!

What do we say that hasn't already been said!

Fabulous, friendly, classy, attractive clientele, fantastic events, great music, attentive hard working staff, super clean facilities and SO welcoming!

We love all the good friends we have made over the time we have been going and look forward to making new ones.

Any new people thinking of going, give it a try, you will love it and it will soon become a favourite club for you too!

Xx


Date: 7 April 2018

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