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The Vanilla Alternative

Tempsford, South East

info@thevanillaalternative.co.uk,
http://thevanillaalternative.co.uk/

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This is a sumptuous swingers club and hotel in Bedfordshire on the A1 not far from the Capital. The VA aim is to provide something exclusive, somewhere upmarket, somewhere that's a "bit of alright" for discerning adults to meet and play together! The very experienced VA management team have an insight into what is growing into a more open market and have worked very hard to find something that ticks all the boxes. From the private rural location, the licensed bar, the array of play areas, the enormous hot tub, the on site hotel rooms, the extensive dedicated car park right down to the warm smile, the personal care and attention you get from a team who know the lifestyle inside out! No membership fees till September 2011 whilst phase two of the quarter of a million pound refurbishment programme is completed. Phase one will be complete for the grand launch on Saturday 26th February. Please visit the website www.thevanillaalternative.co.uk for details of events and to register on the mailing list. Make your next party a VA party!

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Rating: Fabulous
Visited the VA for our very first club experience at the beginning of the year, and happy to say we loved it! Very relaxed atmosphere and welcoming staff, and the venue itself is gorgeous. Planning another visit soon!

Date: 24 March 2019

Rating: Fabulous
Can't wait to return.. anyone planning to visit in April/May, pls get in touch..

Date: 24 March 2019

Rating: Fabulous
Last night was our fourth visit to VA, and definitely won’t be our last. This club really does tick all of our boxes.

We’ve always found it to be very relaxed with a friendly atmosphere, well run, spotlessly clean and a good mix of people, with plenty of space/places to play, especially in and around the jacuzzi being a favourite.

The only negative we would give this club, is we don’t live closer to it.


Date: 24 March 2019

Rating: OK
Our first visit to VA last night - great venue and met with some really lovely people - our favourite club visit to date and will definitely be making a return visit soon :)

Date: 24 March 2019

Rating: OK
This is a very Classy Club. We liked the Open Room setting but we really felt as if we were gereatrics :-(

Not the Clubs Fault. Just the age range it attracts. So if you are a 20 or 30 something then enjoy.

Maybe we have missed the Swinging Boat :-( x


Date: 24 March 2019

Rating: OK
We attended VA for the first time for Belle Amour. Fantastic welcome and show round by the host for the evening.

Club itself was immaculate, well presented with plenty of play areas. Loved the idea its open without doors. Hot tub was nice but not for us. Staff excellent- quick service at the bar and fantastic prices.

We found the Belle Amour crowd to the slightly clicky but we still had plenty of fun.

Will be back on the 30th as the club itself was great.


Date: 22 March 2019

Rating: OK
We hadn't been to The VA for a couple of years but decided to give it a try on Saturday 16th March. We were not disappointed! A great club is now even better and the hot tub is still amazing too!

Will definitely be going again ??


Date: 20 March 2019

Rating: Fabulous
We are new to the scene, found VA and heard nothing but praise. We have been 6 times now some two nights in a row, amazing place. Clean, great set up and service. The staff are amazing and make the place and the manager is one stunning lady, fabulous place we cant rate it enough. Also the clientele are very friendly we have met a few great people. VA is our place to go. Love it. X

Date: 19 March 2019

Rating: Fabulous
We visited VA in February ...our first time at a club and we were blown away ...the venue is classy and clean ...we were welcomed by a lovely older gentleman who took us to our room (very nice room ).we met a wonderful woman in the hot tub who we shared an amazing time with ...the music was good and lots of very stunning sights to see ...we will be back ! .

Date: 18 March 2019

Rating: Fabulous
Another fab night at VA last night with lot of hot couples and good atmosphere x Belle Amour is one of the best parties in Uk x thanks guys for organising such amazing parties xx

Date: 17 March 2019

Rating: Fabulous
I have been a few times on the bi nights that spicy hoisted, very good friendly host and very welcoming. Good clean club with always a good group with lots off hot sexy fun. Will always be back for more.

Date: 17 March 2019

Rating: Fun
went to VA on bi night. great atmosphere, friendly people. Loved the hot tub. Me and Gary had fun. Would like to go back on Weds Milf day

Date: 14 March 2019

Rating: Fun
We went to Milf daytime event yesterday. It was clean and facilities good. Reasonable number of couples, older profile, which is good for us.

We were not interested in the single men. Who whilst respectful - there were rather a lot of...


Date: 14 March 2019

Rating: Fabulous
A delightful night at VA.

I will be attending again for sure, this was my second visit of many many to come. Thankyou :)


Date: 12 March 2019

Rating: Fabulous
First time at VA , Friday night ....all I can say is WOW.SPICEYMINX made me feel very welcome ... I was extremely nervous, but plenty of friendly people made me relax ..... Fantastic venue . Cannot wait to come back.

X


Date: 5 March 2019

Rating: Fabulous
Attended spicys bi party last Friday, and had a fantastic time!

Met soo many new people, a friendly crowd and a lot of laughter had.... the rest is kept between the walls of the club ;-)

Looking forward to seeing everyone again next month



Date: 4 March 2019

Rating: Fabulous
Wow...once again VA delivers such a FAB vibe. We met up with a couple we agreed to see...and what fun they were....they also had another couple with them...and while in the pool another couple joined in..such fun as the eightsum just all had norty soft playing..but such a great vib which turned inti a really fun night....VA has never disappointed...the pool area has to be the wickedess place on earth...such a great place to meet.....try it..but leave yr swimming costume at home lol...thks VA for another crazy night....still buzzing and it Monday..

Date: 4 March 2019

Rating: Fabulous
I was at VA on Friday evening for the Bi night. I had such a great time, and will deffo be going back for sure. I met a couple I already know there but also got introduced to some new people. The venue is great, clean and the drinks are weatherspoons prices which was unexpected.

I couldn't recommend the bi night enough, lovely people were they and all very friendly and respectful. Till the next Bi night :-)


Date: 3 March 2019

Rating: Fabulous
This was our first visit to this club, and after being to a few others, we can say this is the most friendly club we have been to! The staff showed us around when we first got there and introduced us to some people and the nerves went straight away. We can't wait to go back x

Date: 3 March 2019

Rating: Fabulous
Another amazing time at Spicy's bi night. My favourite club and event by far. So many new faces and great to catch up with old friends. If you haven't been to this event before I HIGHLY recommend it.

Date: 3 March 2019

Rating: Fabulous
I attended my 2nd Bi-night at the wonderful Vanilla Alternative and had a whale of a time. As a genuinely bi-guy it is so lovely to find not just guys but couples who are so welcoming, friendly fun and fabulous. The venue is excellent a really good size with no hidden nooks, everything is in the open (apart from inside the gloryhole) and this just makes it a superb venue for everyone to mix and match in a safe and friendly manner. Spicy organises the guest list and has a real eye for who will fit in and gets it just right. The bonus is having hotel rooms on site and a great bar with great staff.

I cannot wait for the next Bi-night on Fri 5th April.


Date: 2 March 2019

Rating: Fabulous
We stayed at the clubs hotel and attended the bi party. The club is a fantastic place and we can highly recommend the hotel. The bi nights always seem to be busy with a great atmosphere and lots of sexy people doing sexy things.

Date: 2 March 2019

Rating: Fabulous
Amazing night Spicyminx! Anyone who was not there last night missed out for sure. Lovely to learn so many names. I still remember! I'll be back xx

Date: 2 March 2019

Rating: Fabulous
We were back at this fantastic club last night for Spicy Minx's Bi Night and again were not disappointed. It was full of respectful fun sexy people, we would recommend this night to anyone who is even slightly curious.

Date: 2 March 2019

Rating: Fabulous
Attended again last night for bi party. All I’ll say is Best swingers club in the country. Xxx S

Date: 2 March 2019

Rating: Fabulous
First time for me and my lady friend

Great place

Great people who are all friendly and sexy.

Exhausted when we left lol

See you soon Xxxx Andy


Date: 1 March 2019

Rating: Fun
MILF club the daytime event at vanilla alternative is becoming a found favourite ours. Looking forward to next time.

Date: 28 February 2019

Rating: OK
We can't resist milf club we had another great time the event works really well.... but please please please can the management fix the showers. The showers in the hotel rooms work so surely can't be that difficult to get a sensible temperature for the ones by the jacuzzi? Been complained about by lots of people certainly since the middle of last year and still nothing doing.

Date: 28 February 2019

Rating: Fabulous
Wow Milf Club was awesome, all the ladies looked gorgeous. Made some new friends, Love_Honey and friend were making the party swing, a sexy newbie.

If you met me come n say so I can verify you. Hope to be at the next one.

Ladies I recomend Milf Club, it's relaxed and fun. Great facilities with friendly staff.


Date: 27 February 2019

Rating: Fun
Today’s Milf club was the busiest one I’ve seen, lots of lovely people and lots of fun had.

However we and some of the other couples were disappointed that the price on the door was different to that advertised on the website and also that the locker price has gone up to £20 deposit.

Maybe this should be made clear on the website.


Date: 27 February 2019

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