The Vanilla Alternative

Tempsford, South East

info@va2.co.uk,
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This is a sumptuous swingers club and hotel in Bedfordshire on the A1 not far from the Capital. The VA aim is to provide something exclusive, somewhere upmarket, somewhere that's a "bit of alright" for discerning adults to meet and play together! The very experienced VA management team have an insight into what is growing into a more open market and have worked very hard to find something that ticks all the boxes. From the private rural location, the licensed bar, the array of play areas, the enormous hot tub, the on site hotel rooms, the extensive dedicated car park right down to the warm smile, the personal care and attention you get from a team who know the lifestyle inside out! No membership fees till September 2011 whilst phase two of the quarter of a million pound refurbishment programme is completed. Phase one will be complete for the grand launch on Saturday 26th February. Please visit the website www.thevanillaalternative.co.uk for details of events and to register on the mailing list. Make your next party a VA party!

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Rating: Fun
	Visited for the second time on Saturday 7th, had a great time,staff where fantastic. Very clean sexy club with a good layout. Met a beautiful couple and had lots of fun. Will definitely return Date: 9 September 2024

Rating: Fun
	Attended on sat the 7th sept for our second visit to the club. Once again we had a great time and met new friendly and sexy people and had a honest and naught good time??. Particularly enjoyed the dance floor and the hot tub. Venue is great, clean and tidy. Staff are professional, organised and friendly. We are both looking forward to going again. Date: 8 September 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	My 1st visit Friday for bi night & omg what a night !!! James was the perfect host & venue was way more than I expected , clean safe friendly environment Being my 1st visit to a club I didn’t know what to expect but my nerves soon disappeared after a tour of the club & all the play rooms Was lucky to meet 2 amazing couples who took me under their wings Never realised how hot it is to be the centre of attention whilst a crowd gathers , it’s usually a close intimate affair when I’m having bi-sex but seeing the look on peoples faces watching me take cock & eat pussy at the same time was unreal !!! I’ll definitely be cummin back !!!! Date: 8 September 2024

Rating: Fabulous

My 1st visit Friday for bi night & omg what a night !!!

James was the perfect host & venue was way more than I expected , clean safe friendly environment

Being my 1st visit to a club I didn’t know what to expect but my nerves soon disappeared after a tour of the club & all the play rooms

Was lucky to meet 2 amazing couples who took me under their wings

Never realised how hot it is to be the centre of attention whilst a crowd gathers , it’s usually a close intimate affair when I’m having bi-sex but seeing the look on peoples faces watching me take cock & eat pussy at the same time was unreal !!!

I’ll definitely be cummin back !!!!

Date: 8 September 2024

Rating: OK
	We went to our first bi night at VA. What a great night! The promoter, James, organised the event really well and the vibe and crowd were really hot and so welcoming. Thank you James and all the truly amazing team at VA for all the hard work and friendly professionalism. Emma, Izzy, Brian, etc are the best. Sam & Bob Xx Date: 8 September 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Was my first visit to va for th bi night event, was so well organised, music was great and was so so busy Club was so clean and had some great play rooms Date: 7 September 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	This amazing and beautiful club is the creme de la creme for us naughty kinksters! Me and Boots visited the monthly bi night hosted by the gorgeous J who is extremely sexy and professional. Invited by our wonderful new friends we had a brilliant evening and the time just whizzed by in the blink of an eye. They say time flies when you're having fun and this is exactly what happened! The club itself is classy, well designed and extremely fit for purpose. Great clientele, music on point and incredible staff. We just wish it was closer! But it's going to be difficult not to make the effort and visit again as it's a veritable treat. Date: 7 September 2024

Rating: Fabulous

This amazing and beautiful club is the creme de la creme for us naughty kinksters! Me and Boots visited the monthly bi night hosted by the gorgeous J who is extremely sexy and professional. Invited by our wonderful new friends we had a brilliant evening and the time just whizzed by in the blink of an eye. They say time flies when you're having fun and this is exactly what happened! The club itself is classy, well designed and extremely fit for purpose. Great clientele, music on point and incredible staff. We just wish it was closer! But it's going to be difficult not to make the effort and visit again as it's a veritable treat.

Date: 7 September 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	What another amazing night at the VA Bi Night Event where the organiser Jamie never fails to impress ….. the crowd here at this monthly Roman orgy are what makes it so good, and we have quite a big following growing and growing each month ……. Emma and the team behind the bar always work so hard, to make sure all needs are catered for and we are always a happy crowd ……. So many visions of hot sexy action in the dungeon we saw, from the cage as we provided our edging show and more ……. The DJs really knew how to hit the right beat, to get juices flowing on the dance floor whilst moving feet…….. Brian, always busy on the fringes we see, but is such a valuable asset to the club and the scene…… so thank you once again for an amazing night had by all, and for those reading this veri, try the Bi night for naughty scenarios galore …… much love and big hugs from Tats1 to you and even bigger hug from his little minx Tats2 xxxx Date: 7 September 2024

Rating: Fabulous

What another amazing night at the VA Bi Night Event where the organiser Jamie never fails to impress ….. the crowd here at this monthly Roman orgy are what makes it so good, and we have quite a big following growing and growing each month ……. Emma and the team behind the bar always work so hard, to make sure all needs are catered for and we are always a happy crowd ……. So many visions of hot sexy action in the dungeon we saw, from the cage as we provided our edging show and more ……. The DJs really knew how to hit the right beat, to get juices flowing on the dance floor whilst moving feet…….. Brian, always busy on the fringes we see, but is such a valuable asset to the club and the scene…… so thank you once again for an amazing night had by all, and for those reading this veri, try the Bi night for naughty scenarios galore …… much love and big hugs from Tats1 to you and even bigger hug from his little minx Tats2 xxxx

Date: 7 September 2024

Rating: Fun
	Went to this club on 18 of August for overnight stay first time, liked free parking and how it was easy to find. Room were so-so, very basic and a bit ruined down, no TV etc, but will do for overnight stay. Club itself was very nice, staff was friendly, lots of rooms to explore, great jacuzzi etc. The only small disappointment was that some male staff member knocked at our room at 2 a.m. to demand £10 bar payment, which we have paid before going to the room, but then he realised his mistake and disappeared. Otherwise it's a great club and we'll be happily go back for more fun ;) Date: 4 September 2024

Rating: Fun

Went to this club on 18 of August for overnight stay first time, liked free parking and how it was easy to find.

Room were so-so, very basic and a bit ruined down, no TV etc, but will do for overnight stay.

Club itself was very nice, staff was friendly, lots of rooms to explore, great jacuzzi etc.

The only small disappointment was that some male staff member knocked at our room at 2 a.m. to demand £10 bar payment, which we have paid before going to the room, but then he realised his mistake and disappeared.

Otherwise it's a great club and we'll be happily go back for more fun ;)

Date: 4 September 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Went VA for the first time on Friday and Saturday, great club lovely people, staff were great looking after us xxx Date: 3 September 2024

Rating: OK
	Love it! Going again Saturday September 7th… if anybody else is going please DM us! Date: 2 September 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	its been a couple of months since we had last been to the VA our go to club and boy have we missed it never fails to ensure a great night from the warm welcome at the door polite check in at reception and efficient welcoming bar staff as always very clean areas and regular updates in decor and furnishings Jules and her team always pushing the VA to new heights this really is a fabulous club in all aspects give it a go you wont be dissappointed Date: 1 September 2024

Rating: Fabulous

its been a couple of months since we had last been to the VA our go to club and boy have we missed it

never fails to ensure a great night from the warm welcome at the door polite check in at reception and efficient welcoming bar staff

as always very clean areas and regular updates in decor and furnishings Jules and her team always pushing the VA to new heights

this really is a fabulous club in all aspects give it a go you wont be dissappointed

Date: 1 September 2024

Rating: Fun
	We both went to Saturday Seduction, which is a females and couples night. First time at VA and the club itself was pretty well laid out, clean and the staff very friendly. Took a while before we spoke to people. Not sure if that was us or just one of those nights (normally everyone wants to speak to Lisa, if only to comment on her FMBs). Plenty of action in the large jacuzzi (not our thing) and surrounding play areas. Ended up having a lovely evening, talked to some lovely people and had a bit of a play in the couples room. Will most likely return. Date: 1 September 2024

Rating: Fun

We both went to Saturday Seduction, which is a females and couples night.

First time at VA and the club itself was pretty well laid out, clean and the staff very friendly.

Took a while before we spoke to people. Not sure if that was us or just one of those nights (normally everyone wants to speak to Lisa, if only to comment on her FMBs).

Plenty of action in the large jacuzzi (not our thing) and surrounding play areas.

Ended up having a lovely evening, talked to some lovely people and had a bit of a play in the couples room.

Will most likely return.

Date: 1 September 2024

Rating: Fun
	We attended the Olympics weekend festival. The activity out shone the Paris Olympics by a standing mile. We've never seen so many hot bodies going for gold. Think I may off received best new cumer award. See you next year VA XX Date: 30 August 2024

Rating: Fun
	It was our first visit to VA on Saturday 24th August and we had a great time! Very friendly people, and a sexy atmosphere. Staff were lovely and the play rooms were a lot of fun! Really looking forward to our next visit. Date: 26 August 2024

Rating: OK
	We have been to vA a few times now and have always met great people. The place is lovely and well looked after and has a good atmosphere. X Date: 25 August 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	We visited VA this Saturday evening..we love this place, such a great venue, wonderful staff and a good crowd of very sexy people. We chatted with some hot couples before heading off into the play area for some fantastic erotic fun. Say hi if we crossed paths Date: 25 August 2024

Rating: Fun
	VA was a fantastic experience for me. The atmosphere was fun Friday 24th was quiet but I chance to explore and chat with people The staff were incredibly attentive and worked hard to ensure that all guests were well taken care of. During my visit, I noticed a couple who were also staying at my hotel ( Wyboston Lakes ) They looked like a lovely pair, but unfortunately, I never got the chance to speak to them. In hindsight, I regret not approaching them . They have a bus that drops you to and from the local hotels I Will visit again in the future x Date: 25 August 2024

Rating: Fun

VA was a fantastic experience for me. The atmosphere was fun

Friday 24th was quiet but I chance to explore and chat with people

The staff were incredibly attentive and worked hard to ensure that all guests were well taken care of.

During my visit, I noticed a couple who were also staying at my hotel ( Wyboston Lakes ) They looked like a lovely pair, but unfortunately, I never got the chance to speak to them. In hindsight, I regret not approaching them .

They have a bus that drops you to and from the local hotels

I Will visit again in the future x

Date: 25 August 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended on 24th Saturday night. We always treat us a night out for ourselves. Really buzzing, nice and friendly good music. Had a dance and drink. We've been a few times now and love the open spaces to play and be watched. Always nice to see the ginger cat that lives there. Date: 25 August 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Great club. We booked it online. Membership, club entry and hotel, a few months in advance. Hotel has to be booked a few months in advance otherwise you'll miss it and have to book a nearby hotel. Hotel was clean. Decent room. Ensuite. Tea, coffee etc. Easy to do the hotel. (an in-room info card would be useful) Club was good. No private rooms. All open areas. Busy with 80 ish in. Could hold a lot more and it would be manic. Lots of play by all. Hot tub huge. Staff fantastic. Helpful. Bar is stocked and you pay for the booze. You can't take your own. It's easy to find on the sat nav. We liked it. We would go back! Ryan and Caroline xx Date: 24 August 2024

Rating: Fabulous

Great club.

We booked it online. Membership, club entry and hotel, a few months in advance. Hotel has to be booked a few months in advance otherwise you'll miss it and have to book a nearby hotel.

Hotel was clean. Decent room. Ensuite. Tea, coffee etc.

Easy to do the hotel. (an in-room info card would be useful)

Club was good. No private rooms. All open areas. Busy with 80 ish in. Could hold a lot more and it would be manic. Lots of play by all.

Hot tub huge.

Staff fantastic. Helpful.

Bar is stocked and you pay for the booze. You can't take your own.

It's easy to find on the sat nav. We liked it. We would go back!

Ryan and Caroline xx

Date: 24 August 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended the WWW day time event on Friday 23rd August. It was the best event we have attended and great hosts. Date: 24 August 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	We Attended Va again for the www event . VA is an Incredible club we have been many times always so clen tidy with lots of different areas, outside was lovely again yesterday with the extra bonus of the sun. The jacuzzi was so warm like a bath. Amazing beautiful staff and owners which will always go the extra mile to make everyone welcome and feel special.The facilities are impeccable, cannot wait to get back soon. M+T x Date: 24 August 2024

Rating: Fabulous

We Attended Va again for the www event . VA is an Incredible club we have been many times always so clen tidy with lots of different areas, outside was lovely again yesterday with the extra bonus of the sun. The jacuzzi was so warm like a bath. Amazing beautiful staff and owners which will always go the extra mile to make everyone welcome and feel special.The facilities are impeccable, cannot wait to get back soon. M+T x

Date: 24 August 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended WWW for the very first time and the club didn't disappoint. Incredible hosts, amazing staff and the facilities are impeccable, cannot wait to try another event soon Date: 23 August 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended the Olympic festival of fun a couple of weeks ago and once again our favourite club did not disappoint. Awesome weekend from start to finish. As usual the staff were great all weekend, there was great live music and activities during the day and epic club nights in the evenings. We’ve done the last 3 festivals @VA and they just seem to be getting better and better every time. Long may it continue! Already booked both festivals for next year and can’t wait! Xxx Date: 19 August 2024

Rating: Fabulous

We attended the Olympic festival of fun a couple of weeks ago and once again our favourite club did not disappoint. Awesome weekend from start to finish. As usual the staff were great all weekend, there was great live music and activities during the day and epic club nights in the evenings. We’ve done the last 3 festivals @VA and they just seem to be getting better and better every time. Long may it continue! Already booked both festivals for next year and can’t wait! Xxx

Date: 19 August 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Went to my first ever club meet which was milf club on 14 had a ready good time, the venue and staff are very friendly, had a great atmosphere, I didn’t get to play but will definitely, be going back soon. Met some lovely couples to. Date: 18 August 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	What a nice place. I went to Freedom Friday last night (my 3rd visit). Chatted to a few people and had my first play. People assume us guys are looking to pounce on anyone but for me there has to be a bit of a connection. I saw lots of super sexy people but even though i’m confident and chatty (way too chatty!) i find it hard to make the first move. The club atmosphere helps break the ice and it was nice to be asked to play. Really didn’t want the night to end. The lovely staff, especially behind the bar are always friendly and helpful. Date: 17 August 2024

Rating: Fabulous

What a nice place. I went to Freedom Friday last night (my 3rd visit). Chatted to a few people and had my first play. People assume us guys are looking to pounce on anyone but for me there has to be a bit of a connection. I saw lots of super sexy people but even though i’m confident and chatty (way too chatty!) i find it hard to make the first move. The club atmosphere helps break the ice and it was nice to be asked to play. Really didn’t want the night to end. The lovely staff, especially behind the bar are always friendly and helpful.

Date: 17 August 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	What a club and what a weekend for the festival of fun. This club is 4 hours travel away from us but if so worth it, the festivals of fun are now on our yearly calendar as they are amazing. Chilled out Ibiza style vibes with live music, food, workshops, games and a very mixed and friendly crowd. Great camping set up and the use of the club on the night just makes this place perfect. The hottest & naughtiest festival in the UK & we attend them all. Staff are friendly and always there to help. The mix of people attending is amazing and with the day passes it makes it one very diverse sexy place. We will be back next year for both festivals & hoping to get down for a few weekends during the year. Date: 13 August 2024

Rating: Fabulous

What a club and what a weekend for the festival of fun. This club is 4 hours travel away from us but if so worth it, the festivals of fun are now on our yearly calendar as they are amazing.

Chilled out Ibiza style vibes with live music, food, workshops, games and a very mixed and friendly crowd.

Great camping set up and the use of the club on the night just makes this place perfect.

The hottest & naughtiest festival in the UK & we attend them all.

Staff are friendly and always there to help.

The mix of people attending is amazing and with the day passes it makes it one very diverse sexy place.

We will be back next year for both festivals & hoping to get down for a few weekends during the year.

Date: 13 August 2024

Rating: OK
	Sorry we couldn’t put this up any sooner: 2 epic Saturday nights guys thanks so much Emma and Jamie for driving the Audi and making us feel so welcome on our first visit and Brian for the Chat in the lux lounge before last sat nights event we can’t wait to return J and K xx Date: 13 August 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	We’ve been going to VA now for a number of years and love it there, but until last weekend we’d never been to the Festival of Fun. Omg we’re now so gutted that we’ve missed years of the best fun ever. We were initially going just for the Saturday night but after being persuaded by friends we ended up camping from Thursday night until Monday morning. We had the best time with friends and new friends. What an awesome crowd and all at the usual brilliant venue and the best staff you could wish for. It was non stop laughter and fun and we’ve already booked for both festivals next year! Let’s just hope that we get the same amazing weather that we had last week! Date: 9 August 2024

Rating: Fabulous

We’ve been going to VA now for a number of years and love it there, but until last weekend we’d never been to the Festival of Fun. Omg we’re now so gutted that we’ve missed years of the best fun ever. We were initially going just for the Saturday night but after being persuaded by friends we ended up camping from Thursday night until Monday morning. We had the best time with friends and new friends. What an awesome crowd and all at the usual brilliant venue and the best staff you could wish for. It was non stop laughter and fun and we’ve already booked for both festivals next year! Let’s just hope that we get the same amazing weather that we had last week!

Date: 9 August 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	VA is our favourite club and the festivals are simply fantastic. The team work exceptionally hard to make sure everything runs smoothly and everyone is happy and of course safe. Many single ladies attend this club and their festivals and I (lady half of our profile) have also attended many times as a solo lady and have always felt very safe. The recent FOF weekend was fantastic with brilliant entertainment, fantastic tunes, yummy food and an awesome chilled lux lounge to chill in during the day to socialise. It's a great place to make new friends and catch up with existing ones of course ;) Big thanks and much love to Jules, Chris, Emma and all the amazing bar staff that kept us well hydrated lol! Xx Date: 8 August 2024

Rating: Fabulous

VA is our favourite club and the festivals are simply fantastic.

The team work exceptionally hard to make sure everything runs smoothly and everyone is happy and of course safe. Many single ladies attend this club and their festivals and I (lady half of our profile) have also attended many times as a solo lady and have always felt very safe.

The recent FOF weekend was fantastic with brilliant entertainment, fantastic tunes, yummy food and an awesome chilled lux lounge to chill in during the day to socialise. It's a great place to make new friends and catch up with existing ones of course ;)

Big thanks and much love to Jules, Chris, Emma and all the amazing bar staff that kept us well hydrated lol! Xx

Date: 8 August 2024

Rating: OK
	Where to start? VA is without doubt the best club, run by the best people, with the best people attending. This years festival of fun was epic, even though we are still new to the lifestyle and very green around the edges we have experienced nothing other than a warm and friendly welcome from everybody staff or guest and, for that we would like to say a huge thank you. We’ve already booked and paid for next year and it can’t come around soon enough. We must confess, we did manage to fall head over heels this weekend with a certain little lady by the name of Blossom, does she have her own profile here? as we’d really love to keep in touch. (Lloyd is pretty cool too) Date: 7 August 2024

Rating: OK

Where to start?

VA is without doubt the best club, run by the best people, with the best people attending.

This years festival of fun was epic, even though we are still new to the lifestyle and very green around the edges we have experienced nothing other than a warm and friendly welcome from everybody staff or guest and, for that we would like to say a huge thank you.

We’ve already booked and paid for next year and it can’t come around soon enough.

We must confess, we did manage to fall head over heels this weekend with a certain little lady by the name of Blossom, does she have her own profile here? as we’d really love to keep in touch.

(Lloyd is pretty cool too)

Date: 7 August 2024

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