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The Vanilla Alternative

Tempsford, South East

info@thevanillaalternative.co.uk,
http://thevanillaalternative.co.uk/

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This is a sumptuous swingers club and hotel in Bedfordshire on the A1 not far from the Capital. The VA aim is to provide something exclusive, somewhere upmarket, somewhere that's a "bit of alright" for discerning adults to meet and play together! The very experienced VA management team have an insight into what is growing into a more open market and have worked very hard to find something that ticks all the boxes. From the private rural location, the licensed bar, the array of play areas, the enormous hot tub, the on site hotel rooms, the extensive dedicated car park right down to the warm smile, the personal care and attention you get from a team who know the lifestyle inside out! No membership fees till September 2011 whilst phase two of the quarter of a million pound refurbishment programme is completed. Phase one will be complete for the grand launch on Saturday 26th February. Please visit the website www.thevanillaalternative.co.uk for details of events and to register on the mailing list. Make your next party a VA party!

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Rating: OK
We simply love this club! It was our first time back since pre-pandemic and the refurbishment and new lay-out, going with friends on Saturday night and staying in one of their on-site rooms for the first time. The club is still spotlessly clean (As was our room), it’s still well laid-out, well run, with welcoming, friendly and helpful staff, brilliant and non-pushy fellow members and a fantastic atmosphere. Can’t wait to go again!

Date: 6 September 2021

Rating: Fun
Hi. We were there as a group of 5 couples when the often postponed reopening party took place. Worth the wait. It was our first visit and we had great couples to explore the club with. Made it back there for the FoF for both the Friday with a great couple and just us as a couple on the Saturday. Loved the music and the workshops certainly opened our eyes

Date: 6 September 2021

Rating: OK
We went on saturday and had an amazing time. A great crowd of sexy people everyone was so respectful. Great club very clean and so well run.

Date: 5 September 2021

Rating: Fabulous
First time attending the Pink Flamingo Fierce Fems event on Friday night. Beautiful club, amazing facilities, sexy couples and an incredibly playful night! Can’t wait for the next one x

Date: 4 September 2021

Rating: Fabulous
OMG And OMG Again .... attended for Pink Flamingo Fierce Fems and one of the best nights out in a very long time ....well organised a club full of the hottest most fabulous single guys and just as hot couples ...tailored made event which has left me wanting more ...amazing club amazing night and I can't stop smiling ....please feel free to message if you saw me and thank you so much for looking after me mwah ...vixen xxxx

Date: 4 September 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Attended fierce femmes last night and wow what a night

Party host pink flamingo smashed it out the park truly chose the hotties to attend and were left wanting more cant wait for the next one thank you so much and for also looking after mrs secret xx our love m .c


Date: 4 September 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Attended fierce femmes Friday night… this club never fails to impress. Great group of people, staff are amazing… venue is awesome. Tunes were banging…. Had a great time. Lots of hot fun . Staying at hotel … definitely recommend it. Look forward to our next visit very soon

Date: 4 September 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Now that’s how you spend a bank holiday weekend! Had such a fantastic time at the club on Friday we went back and did it all again on Saturday! Always a fantastic mix of sexy people in the club, the facilities are first rate and far out rate any other club we have visited. But it’s the team at VA that make this club so special - always on hand to ensure their guests have the best time - and we certainly do. x

Date: 30 August 2021

Rating: Fabulous
I went to VA for the first time on Friday 28th with my lovely friends and i just can really recommend this club.

Lovely club , with great atmosphere .

I defenitly will be visiting again .



Date: 30 August 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Wow wow wow, this club is amazing!

We visited va on the 27/08/21 and had a perfect night, we was made to feel very welcome, with free shots and a mini buffet.

The club it’s self is very classy and very modern

We are looking forward to our next night already..but definitely staying in our camper as the 2 hour drive home was a killer.

Thank you to everyone that made us feel very welcome xx


Date: 29 August 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Our first visit to VA and we're certain it won't be our last! The venue and decor is just fabulous, staff all friendly and welcoming and best of all the wonderful sexy mix of people who attended. We can't wait to go back!

Date: 28 August 2021

Rating: Fabulous
I visited VA, last night, for first time ever. I enjoyed every minute. Lovely people, brilliant and helpful staff. The place is classy and spacious.

It was a very good night for me and I met some very nice and friendly couples. I will visit again, for sure. Thank you all. toni xx


Date: 28 August 2021

Rating: Fabulous
This was our third visit to VA since the easing of lockdown and the first time with the bar area opened up. We both felt very comfortable and chatted with some lovely friendly people today and had some sexy fun as well.

Fantastic club, great decor and amazing big hot tub, we would love one of those in our garden


Date: 25 August 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Another fantastic Saturday night in our favourite club. Great atmosphere, super sexy guests and staff always nice and helpful. Can't wait for another visit x

Date: 24 August 2021

Rating: OK
Back to VA after not attending since 2019. We were so impressed with new improvements especially the bar area, great dance floor with amazing lighting and so nice to now have a couples only locker area and play area. Staff always friendly and the club is clean being so well run. Thanks for making this club so good!

Date: 23 August 2021

Rating: Fabulous
VA2 is our favourite club, people are always friendly and the staff is helpful. There’s always good atmosphere, we always manage to play and make new friends xx hot tub is amazing as well.

Do not miss trying this club, you’ll love it!


Date: 22 August 2021

Rating: Fabulous
We love VA!!! The new layout and improvements to facilitates are a fab addition to what was already a great venue. Attended the couples night K.I.S.S last night and the atmosphere was sexy and naughty with great guests and hot play! We will be back xxx B&T xxx

Date: 22 August 2021

Rating: OK
We visited this club for the first time last night. What an experience!

The atmosphere was sexy and relaxed and when we played i felt no pressure.

Thank you for a great evening. We will definitely come back.

K & I xxxxx


Date: 22 August 2021

Rating: Fabulous
My first time to an evening event at VA, and I loved it! A great crowd of friendly people, the usual high standard of cleanliness you'd expect from VA and great facilities. Really enjoyed myself. Thanks to everyone for making it a fab night!



Date: 21 August 2021

Rating: Fabulous
It was our first time at VA last night and we wasn't disappointed. The venue is very clean and very tidy with lovely staff. An added bonus was the large hot tub which saw plenty of action. We met some great people and look forward to attending again in the future.

Date: 21 August 2021

Rating: Fabulous
It was our first visit to VA last night and oh my! The venue is lovely, the staff are very friendly and the hot tub was definitely hot!

We went with some friends and made lots of new sexy friends. This club is very laid back and we felt comfortable there. We are planning our next night out! I would definitely recommend attending. See you soon


Date: 21 August 2021

Rating: Fun
Great to visit the club last night since lockdown. Superb venue and great owners and loads of fun & naughty people still go as well !

Date: 21 August 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Our first visit since the little refurb, what an awesome night - caught up with some old friends and met some fantastic people! - didn’t get your fabs names so feel free to add us.

To the chap with the “Birthday Day Trick” - you need to teach me that!

Looking forward to next time..


Date: 21 August 2021

Rating: Fabulous
I had a fantastic time at VA today for the Milf Club. I attended as a single guy and despite feeling a bit unsure for the first half an hour, I ended up speaking to a few of the regulars who were very friendly, chatty and welcoming. The club is clean and well set-out, and I certainly enjoyed the playrooms! I’ll definitely be coming back!

Date: 18 August 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Had a wonderdul time last night! Great venue! Everywhere was clean and staff were very helpful! Looking forward to going back again soon for more sexy shenanigans!

Date: 15 August 2021

Rating: Fabulous
What a lovely club so open and classy with amazing staff can’t wait for my next visit

Date: 15 August 2021

Rating: Fabulous
I attended my 5th Festival of Fun and I have to say this was the best one yet.

The addition of the new outside hot tub area plus the new layout of the club just makes this club go from strength to strength.

There was also plenty of daytime events and the evening entertainment was spot on.

A very well done to Jules, Kim and all the staff who worked tirelessly to make sure everyone was looked after and had a fantastic FoF.

A big thank you to everyone involved and I'm already looking forward to the FoF 2022. xx


Date: 13 August 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Our 2nd few of fun and this last one was amazing, the staff were so helpful, nothing was too much trouble for them and they all always had big smiles on their faces.

The outside area is an amazing addition to the club especially liked the new outdoor hottub which we used quite often.

The club itself has a new layout with a bigger dancefloor and the music was on point, the play areas are big and plentiful and always sparkling clean.

The musical acts in the marquee we great too, such a variety of different genres.

We met loads of happy friendly people from every walk of life.

Looking forward to 2022 already.

Neil and Hayley xx


Date: 13 August 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Amazing festival. Our 1st and definitely not our last. Really enjoyed the work shops and the band Friday night kicked everything off with a bang. Was great to be able to dance and sing and have a down right sexy time. The staff were amazing and worked their arses off. Well done everyone x

Date: 10 August 2021

Rating: Fabulous
We attended Festival of Fun at the weekend and it was our first visit to VA. All the staff made us feel welcome and whilst there was a huge festival being arranged it seemed that everything was running smoothly. The facilities were top notch, the club clean and the atmosphere was fantastic - we’ve not been to many clubs but it’s up there as the best we’ve been to.

We are already looking forward to our next visit.


Date: 9 August 2021

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