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The Vanilla Alternative

Tempsford, South East

info@thevanillaalternative.co.uk,
http://thevanillaalternative.co.uk/

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This is a sumptuous swingers club and hotel in Bedfordshire on the A1 not far from the Capital. The VA aim is to provide something exclusive, somewhere upmarket, somewhere that's a "bit of alright" for discerning adults to meet and play together! The very experienced VA management team have an insight into what is growing into a more open market and have worked very hard to find something that ticks all the boxes. From the private rural location, the licensed bar, the array of play areas, the enormous hot tub, the on site hotel rooms, the extensive dedicated car park right down to the warm smile, the personal care and attention you get from a team who know the lifestyle inside out! No membership fees till September 2011 whilst phase two of the quarter of a million pound refurbishment programme is completed. Phase one will be complete for the grand launch on Saturday 26th February. Please visit the website www.thevanillaalternative.co.uk for details of events and to register on the mailing list. Make your next party a VA party!

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Rating: Fabulous
Our very first visit to VA on Saturday, and it certainly won't be our last!!! In fact already planning another visit for hubby's birthday next month!! Met some amazing couples and what a great sexy, relaxed atmosphere. Got a guided tour when we first arrived as it was our first time, what great service x

Date: 17 January 2022

Rating: Fabulous
We visited for the first time on Saturday the 15th and was very impressed!! A lovely lay out, clean and fairly busy with naughty couples it wasn’t long before the dance floor was busy with amazing pole dancers and the jacuzzi packed with sexy couples getting naughty.

Can’t wait to visit again!!


Date: 17 January 2022

Rating: OK
This was our first time here for over five years mainly because we are no longer local. It is now 200 miles away. It was clearly quiet after the new year and we had mixed feeling about it. The place itself isn’t bad and it’s certainly tidy and clean but there was no bounce at all. As these places are meant to be social as well as sexual we made all efforts to talk with others but we found it extremely hard to engage. And we have to tell you that that never happens to us. Perhaps it was because nobody wanted to have sex with us but that wasn’t the purpose of the chat - it was just to have a chat. But more likely it was because other than a group of singles having fun most couples stayed with themselves. While this is no problem (we don’t always “swing”) it seemed incredibly tame. So unfortunately for us it failed on the social level and the sexual level. To cap it all the drinks were the most expensive I have ever had in a swingers club. We don’t exoect to go again but wish it every continued success

Date: 17 January 2022

Rating: Fabulous
We visited yesterday on 15th What can we say it was are first ever club Experience and what a lovely place and we had a great time and meet some lovely. Already booking are next trip there.

Date: 16 January 2022

Rating: Fabulous
This is our go to club, we find the atmosphere respectful and fun. We had a great Friday night exploring the different rooms and a great time in the pool…

Date: 16 January 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Went back to VA after their Christmas closure and it was a very sexy and elegant affair. There was a variety of people from different nationalities. The dance floor was electric and by 1am there were orgies everywhere. The people are respectful. Mr and I were left to enjoy ourselves with those interested watching us having amazing moments. Officially our new local x

Date: 16 January 2022

Rating: Fun
very new and elegant this club. it is not the first time we come to this club to relax. indeed, today it was not really full of people looking for a swingers club but rather a place to have sex with partners cheaper than at the hotel.

Date: 15 January 2022

Rating: OK
First time at VA. Very mixed feelings, for that reason will definitely visit again.

Not sure this could be called a swingers club.

Long drive for us, but the club had been highly recommended. It's very clean tidy modern and well maintained. Furnishings are too a very hig standard.

Not sure if we just attended on the wrong evening? Very tame environment.


Date: 15 January 2022

Rating: Fabulous
My 1st visit to The VA for what was a really fabulous Wed afternoon of fun, fun and more fun at their regular Milf Club event…

Myself and my lady friend J both thoroughly enjoyed ourselves in the well appointed and proportioned couples room, along with perhaps another 10 couples over the 3-4 hr duration…

There was plenty of fabulous playing throughout, as well as it being a really great room for occasional chatting and socialising in between all the playing…

The staff in attendance were 1st class (thank you) and I’ll definitely be coming back to visit the daytime Milf Club and more generally The VA on another occasion… D x


Date: 12 January 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Attended the nye party, 1st time at VA was such a great night. Meet some lovely people, everyone was super friendly.

Will definitely be heading back very soon, best venue and vibe I’ve seen for a long time


Date: 2 January 2022

Rating: OK
First time at The Vanilla Alternative last night and what a night!! Best venue of it’s kind I’ve ever been to very classy and upmarket really nice vibe hot people fantastic music the owners Jules and Chris are absolute legends made me feel so welcome

I’ll definitely be coming back regularly if you ain’t been before you need to get yourself there!! 5*


Date: 2 January 2022

Rating: Fun
This club is soo good we had to go back again! Haha

Attended the NYE party last night with a couple of friends, had a great time and also managed to pull pussy again (Benji haha) gotta love that cat!

Lots of people enjoying themselves, dancing the night away, and then having fun in every place imaginable.

A great atmosphere, stunning bar staff and in general a relaxing place to visit.

Will be returning again very soon x


Date: 1 January 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Attended the Christmas Party last week and yet again VA delivered a fantastic night filled with fun, filth and debauchery. Look forward to more fun and adventures in 2022.

Happy New Year !


Date: 26 December 2021

Rating: Fabulous
We've attended the VA twice now (Mad Hatters event back in September and the recent Winter wonder bang) each time we've had an amazing evening, surrounded by a great bunch of people! We can't wait to come back next month ;)

Date: 20 December 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Was at the VA last night for the Xmas Party. It was an amazing atmosphere with very sexy and naughty people.

Date: 19 December 2021

Rating: OK
We went back to VA last night after a bit of an absence, due to covid , but it was even better than before, renovations look good , had a great night, plenty of fun had , good to see some friends again,and to make new ones we will be back soon

Date: 19 December 2021

Rating: Fun
We attended this club after a long absence, it has been redecorated to a very high standard, and a few new bits we have never seen before (the cat! Haha) Mr pulled some pussy within 10 mins of arriving! Pmsl

Saw some old faces, and plenty of new people too, everyone enjoying themselves and making good use of the facilities.

We will be back for the NYE party… looking forward to seeing everyone again.



Date: 19 December 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Been a long while waiting for a return to our first & favourite club..we love the new layout and really appreciate all the effort the team have made there. Busy night, lots of sexy people..staff as usual fantastic...meet up with some old friends, made some new ones and had some great spontaneous play on the beds with a couple who we have no clue who they are...so say hi if we crossed paths :-) ??

Date: 19 December 2021

Rating: OK
First club experience last night. Pity it wasn’t busier, but guess that’s a sign of covid times. Lovely club and friendly staff and clients. Had fun and made my first time very enjoyable

Date: 18 December 2021

Rating: Fun
Was a good night. Every staff member made u feel at ease from the minute you enter. Had an amazing night and it just depends on the crowd who is attending on the night for the level of naughtiness to be experienced. Defo a next time

Date: 18 December 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Returned after a while.. really impressed with the improvements well worth visiting

Date: 15 December 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Went as single lady this time and was loving the attention from lots of other sexy Fab members I met and played with there! Brilliant hot tub, staff were friendly and helpful, great safe environment to have sexy fun in. Definitely going again in new year! Xx

Date: 13 December 2021

Rating: Fun
Made our third visit here last night. Slightly quieter than usual which was understandable with people maybe saving themselves for the Xmas party next weekend but still a very enjoyable naughty night. As always the club and staff could not be faulted!

Until next time...X


Date: 12 December 2021

Rating: OK
Went here last night for the second time and it didn’t disappoint. The whole place is amazing we love it. The staff are brilliant and the guests are fab. We will be coming back more regularly in the new year. Can’t wait to explore more of our bi-playful (new word ;). Side xoxo

Date: 12 December 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Great night at v.a last night. There's something about this club .

It just gets you playing loving the openness about it.

Let's be honest if you want to lock urself away stay home (?lmao)

Very friendly people here staff and people who attend .

The guys are so polite and that makes for a comfortable night of fun.

Lactose milk needed though .

Thanks all


Date: 11 December 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Club VA has to be one of my top 2 clubs to attend. Cleanliness open, always gull of gorgeous people and their Friday night bi parties are epic

It's a must go and see for yourselves hiw nice this place is


Date: 30 November 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Our first time at VA and first Bi night on 26th November. Very impressed, was a superb night, met some lovely people and will certainly be back!

Date: 29 November 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Where do you start? We've been going to VA since it first opened its doors and really can't recommend it enough. From the plush and luxurious venue, the fantastic play facilities, banging tunes, huge hottub, and the amazing outdoor summer area (Lux).

The atmosphere is always brilliant and the guests are superb.

None of this would mean anything without the relentless work and passion shown by the owners and staff, from Queen Jules to the hotel cleaners, everyone commits 100% to making sure that you have the best time in the best club around. Whether it be a normal club night, a themed event, milf club Wednesdays, the all male events or our favourite, the big bi party. Paul, Kim and the rest of the staff work so hard and make every single person feel welcome and valued.

This review may sound like we're being paid to write it but we're honestly not, we just love the place.

If you don't believe us, just try it.

Our only criticism is that once you have visited The Vanilla Alternative, it sort of spoils going to other clubs as you will always be comparing.

Ian and Helen xx


Date: 29 November 2021

Rating: Fabulous
It was Mrs NFs first time at VA for the big bi night and wow is all I can say. What an amazing place you have there, definitely going to the top of my list as one of my all time favourite clubs and one of my all time favourite nights! Great atmosphere, beautiful crowd and very friendly staff! Playrooms are clean and spacious and that hot tub is just something else! We had a lot of fun, time just seemed to whizz by! Until next time!

Date: 29 November 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Our first venture back to VA's in a few years and we really enjoyed the Saturday night vibe! We love the renovations and enjoyed ourselves and others ;-)

Date: 28 November 2021

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