The Vanilla Alternative

Tempsford, South East

info@va2.co.uk,
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This is a sumptuous swingers club and hotel in Bedfordshire on the A1 not far from the Capital. The VA aim is to provide something exclusive, somewhere upmarket, somewhere that's a "bit of alright" for discerning adults to meet and play together! The very experienced VA management team have an insight into what is growing into a more open market and have worked very hard to find something that ticks all the boxes. From the private rural location, the licensed bar, the array of play areas, the enormous hot tub, the on site hotel rooms, the extensive dedicated car park right down to the warm smile, the personal care and attention you get from a team who know the lifestyle inside out! No membership fees till September 2011 whilst phase two of the quarter of a million pound refurbishment programme is completed. Phase one will be complete for the grand launch on Saturday 26th February. Please visit the website www.thevanillaalternative.co.uk for details of events and to register on the mailing list. Make your next party a VA party!

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Rating: Fabulous
	Had our first visit to VA last night. Wow, we will definitely be back. Love love loved it. Stayed in one of the attached hotel rooms which was a good price and extremely handy . Enjoyed the lay out of the club, chatted to other naughty couples, friendly staff and found the bar tab at the end surprisingly reasonable . Already looking at when we can get back for more delicious naughtiness. Lived up to all the great things we had heard about it from friends. Date: 21 July 2024

Rating: Fabulous

Had our first visit to VA last night.

Wow, we will definitely be back. Love love loved it.

Stayed in one of the attached hotel rooms which was a good price and extremely handy .

Enjoyed the lay out of the club, chatted to other naughty couples, friendly staff and found the bar tab at the end surprisingly reasonable . Already looking at when we can get back for more delicious naughtiness. Lived up to all the great things we had heard about it from friends.

Date: 21 July 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	We had our first visit to VA last night for Saturday Seduction and had an absolute blast! Loved the vibe and so many sexy people there. We had so much fun, we can’t wait to go back. Date: 21 July 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Went to VA with two friends last night and had a blast. Nicely busy but with some gorgeous people there! Will definitely go again. Date: 21 July 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Great evening at VA! Met lots of sexy people and had some fun!! Great to see so many single F’s on the Saturday, certainly made the evening spicy! xx Date: 21 July 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	We Just had a wonderful evening at VA. It’s such a lovely well-maintained Club and a staff just fantastic and friendly No matter what the evening or event or for that matter afternoon to The club is always such a lovely place to go spend time, have fun and relax as well as to spend time and meet friends old and new This is an amazing place and you should definitely visit if you get the chance T & S Date: 21 July 2024

Rating: Fabulous

We Just had a wonderful evening at VA. It’s such a lovely well-maintained Club and a staff just fantastic and friendly

No matter what the evening or event or for that matter afternoon to The club is always such a lovely place to go spend time, have fun and relax as well as to spend time and meet friends old and new

This is an amazing place and you should definitely visit if you get the chance

T & S

Date: 21 July 2024

Rating: OK
	Quite disappointed with what was only our second visit tonight. It was busy and full of some hot looking couples, and bar staff were friendly. unfortunately that’s where the positives end. It was far too hot with no air con or any chance to cool down. The hot tub was full of floating bodily fluids. Atmosphere didn’t seem friendly enough that people wanted to talk, unless they already knew you. Music was very questionable. And our bar tab at the end was surprising to say the least. We drank more on the first occasion and yet it was more expensive this time around. Not sure this is the club for us. Date: 21 July 2024

Rating: OK

Quite disappointed with what was only our second visit tonight. It was busy and full of some hot looking couples, and bar staff were friendly. unfortunately that’s where the positives end.

It was far too hot with no air con or any chance to cool down. The hot tub was full of floating bodily fluids. Atmosphere didn’t seem friendly enough that people wanted to talk, unless they already knew you.

Music was very questionable.

And our bar tab at the end was surprising to say the least. We drank more on the first occasion and yet it was more expensive this time around.

Not sure this is the club for us.

Date: 21 July 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Just left the gunslinger and gold digger event and what a hooting shooting time we had. Loads of lovely couples and singles. Foolishly didn’t make a note of their profiles but hopefully will see them again soon. The place is super clean and tidy and the dj was on fire. We shall be returning for sure. Thanks for having us Emma it was a fantastic night and we know the couples we played with also agree is was an awesome night. Swingers6923 xxxxxxxxx Date: 7 July 2024

Rating: Fabulous

Just left the gunslinger and gold digger event and what a hooting shooting time we had. Loads of lovely couples and singles. Foolishly didn’t make a note of their profiles but hopefully will see them again soon. The place is super clean and tidy and the dj was on fire. We shall be returning for sure. Thanks for having us Emma it was a fantastic night and we know the couples we played with also agree is was an awesome night.

Swingers6923 xxxxxxxxx

Date: 7 July 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Went to the monthly Bi event and what a blast, Where this club just keep going from strength to strength……. To the organisation from Emma and her team and the host Jamie of these rather naughty bi parties ……. You just get better and better at making sure, your guests are always pleased in every way, and the music the DJ was playing was perfect for the night, as was evident in the fun and frolics that went on from the start to the finish in the early hours …….. thank you once again for all your efforts, and for everything that this club continues to do ……you could not get a better service from a business, that is first class in all that you do xxxxxx big hugs from Tats1 and Tats2 and see you again real soon . ……..x Date: 6 July 2024

Rating: Fabulous

Went to the monthly Bi event and what a blast, Where this club just keep going from strength to strength……. To the organisation from Emma and her team and the host Jamie of these rather naughty bi parties ……. You just get better and better at making sure, your guests are always pleased in every way, and the music the DJ was playing was perfect for the night, as was evident in the fun and frolics that went on from the start to the finish in the early hours …….. thank you once again for all your efforts, and for everything that this club continues to do ……you could not get a better service from a business, that is first class in all that you do xxxxxx big hugs from Tats1 and Tats2 and see you again real soon . ……..x

Date: 6 July 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	I spent a lovely afternoon at MILF club today. I have to say, it’s been one of the best events I’ve attended recently. There was a perfect mix of people who all seemed to socialise well. Some new faces, who were great to get know and be able to warmly welcome, as well as some lovely regular people. It was a great atmosphere. Also, a big thank you to all the lovely staff who work so hard and do so with smiles on their faces. This will always be my number one club. Date: 3 July 2024

Rating: Fabulous

I spent a lovely afternoon at MILF club today. I have to say, it’s been one of the best events I’ve attended recently. There was a perfect mix of people who all seemed to socialise well. Some new faces, who were great to get know and be able to warmly welcome, as well as some lovely regular people. It was a great atmosphere. Also, a big thank you to all the lovely staff who work so hard and do so with smiles on their faces. This will always be my number one club.

Date: 3 July 2024

Rating: Fun
	We visited the VA for Chic on the 29th. We've been to the VA several times before and love it but felt the Chic was a let down this time. For double the price and all the verification photos we didn't expect it to be half full. We had fun but thought the atmosphere wasn't that friendly either. Would prefer a standard Saturday. Date: 2 July 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	I’m a member and visit the club regularly either by myself or with my other half. Mostly attend day events, MILF and WWW but attended some night events too. By far the best i’ve been to, plenty of parking spaces, the staff are so friendly and the place is clean. It’s the place I always recommend for single ladies as I know from experience that it is a safe environment for them especially when starting out. Love the place, will continue to recommend and attend events whenever possible. Date: 1 July 2024

Rating: Fabulous

I’m a member and visit the club regularly either by myself or with my other half. Mostly attend day events, MILF and WWW but attended some night events too. By far the best i’ve been to, plenty of parking spaces, the staff are so friendly and the place is clean. It’s the place I always recommend for single ladies as I know from experience that it is a safe environment for them especially when starting out. Love the place, will continue to recommend and attend events whenever possible.

Date: 1 July 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Went here for milf club had a great day out , the staff were lovely. Great little community vibe. Everyone so genuine and welcoming. Date: 1 July 2024

Rating: Fun
	We had a great time in the Lux Lounge yesterday afternoon. Cold drinks, great tunes and a chilled out vibe. Perfect. Date: 30 June 2024

Rating: OK
	2nd time @ VA … what a blast !!! Date: 29 June 2024

Rating: Avoid
	Have to admit, we were not at all impressed. It is like somebody spent a lot of money creating an upmarket club, then left it to be run in to the ground. We also felt that any situation that might arise there we would be very much on our own to deal with. We didn't like the layout at all, there was no intimacy, the couples room is just the corridor by the stairs to the hotel, the play rooms felt sterile and soulless, like dormitories, and the hot tub was basically a big bathful of bodily fluids, it was absolutely disgusting, plus the handrail was loose. There was no soap in the shower, no sanitary spray to wipe anything down before or after you played, no bins, and only one roll of tissue per room it seemed. People were using their phones in there and nobody was around to police it. All excusable for a cheap and cheerful What-Do-You-Expect venue, but it made a mockery of their supposed upmarket reputation. Sorry guys, you need to do better, I regret getting membership and certainly will not be coming back Date: 27 June 2024

Rating: Avoid

Have to admit, we were not at all impressed. It is like somebody spent a lot of money creating an upmarket club, then left it to be run in to the ground. We also felt that any situation that might arise there we would be very much on our own to deal with. We didn't like the layout at all, there was no intimacy, the couples room is just the corridor by the stairs to the hotel, the play rooms felt sterile and soulless, like dormitories, and the hot tub was basically a big bathful of bodily fluids, it was absolutely disgusting, plus the handrail was loose. There was no soap in the shower, no sanitary spray to wipe anything down before or after you played, no bins, and only one roll of tissue per room it seemed. People were using their phones in there and nobody was around to police it. All excusable for a cheap and cheerful What-Do-You-Expect venue, but it made a mockery of their supposed upmarket reputation. Sorry guys, you need to do better, I regret getting membership and certainly will not be coming back

Date: 27 June 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	We have attend d four of the What Women Want events held at the VA and it has fast become our favourite club! Immaculately clean, comfortable, sexy vibes. The hot tub is lush and spacious and the outdoor area makes for a whole other vibe - chilled but sexy! Attentive staff who are always on the ball with calling out any bad behaviour (we have only seen one incident in four events which is less than other clubs we have been to!) and we love that we are guaranteed a locker and paying for drinks at the end speeds up bar service too. We can’t wait to go back! C & N Date: 25 June 2024

Rating: Fabulous

We have attend d four of the What Women Want events held at the VA and it has fast become our favourite club! Immaculately clean, comfortable, sexy vibes. The hot tub is lush and spacious and the outdoor area makes for a whole other vibe - chilled but sexy! Attentive staff who are always on the ball with calling out any bad behaviour (we have only seen one incident in four events which is less than other clubs we have been to!) and we love that we are guaranteed a locker and paying for drinks at the end speeds up bar service too. We can’t wait to go back! C & N

Date: 25 June 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Had an amazing first visit to the WWW event, had a great time! Hosts were fantastic - very sexy and glad to see it wasn't all work and no play for then as well! Special shoutouts to kaz and Sam! Everyone was so friendly and super sexy. Enjoyed the group chat in the build up too. Definetly will be back x Date: 23 June 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	I visited VA for the first time yesterday for the WWW event and what a tremendous place it is. Great facilities, a very welcoming atmosphere and the staff are all super friendly. Sunshine and the outdoor area being open was an added bonus, but even without that, it’s an amazing club to visit. Date: 22 June 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Another visit to VA and it never disappoints, loving the club, the atmosphere, the vibe and people. All staff are always friendly and it’s an absolute pleasure to come here. I keep coming back for more x Date: 22 June 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended VA today one of their www parties. Never been before and wow there was a lot of action going on. Great venue Emma was lovely and very helpful telling me about upcoming events. Met a really lovely couple and went in a public room with them and we had a lot of fun. There was some hot people here and I'd really recommend this club for anyone who's thinking about it, do it everyone is really friendly, there's no pressure to do anything and there's lots to see. Thank you VA hope to be back soon xx Date: 22 June 2024

Rating: Fabulous

Attended VA today one of their www parties. Never been before and wow there was a lot of action going on. Great venue Emma was lovely and very helpful telling me about upcoming events.

Met a really lovely couple and went in a public room with them and we had a lot of fun. There was some hot people here and I'd really recommend this club for anyone who's thinking about it, do it everyone is really friendly, there's no pressure to do anything and there's lots to see. Thank you VA hope to be back soon xx

Date: 22 June 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Love attending the WWW parties here the staff are amazing from the reception you receive to the service at the bar. Love the ladies here they always look after me mwahhh thanks for my name tag on my wine today I’ve kept it. It was so nice being in the luxe lounge today in the sun xXx Date: 21 June 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	A fantastic GLOW party yet again! Absolutely love the people, the venue and the staff! Date: 17 June 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Another great night at our favourite club. The Glow Party had a super vibe with some thumping tunes. Always great to see the dancefloor full (along with the hot tub and play rooms :-) ). It's a big drive for us to get there, but we always seem to keep cumming back. Date: 16 June 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended the VA bi night event on 7th June, and what great fun with lots going on and a spectacle across all trends…….. we enjoyed putting on edging shows in the cage in the dungeon, before enjoying a share or two across the club throughout the evening……. The team who run these nights are absolutely amazing, they cater for all your needs which included carbing up on a bit of pizza if you were found to be flagging lol :) ……. We are great supporters of this amazing adult club, and VA has to be one of the best in the country for all round entertainment…….. thank you anybody who met us on that evening, and do get in touch if you would like the fun repeated ….. thank you to VA for putting on this event, it allows dreams to be followed and make them reality …… life is too short to not be having fun and VA provides that through all your hard work….. so thank you once again to all of the team, and see you real soon at the Olympic weekend ……. Big hugs and much love from Tats1 and Tats2, and thank you again for all that you do xxxxxx Date: 10 June 2024

Rating: Fabulous

We attended the VA bi night event on 7th June, and what great fun with lots going on and a spectacle across all trends…….. we enjoyed putting on edging shows in the cage in the dungeon, before enjoying a share or two across the club throughout the evening……. The team who run these nights are absolutely amazing, they cater for all your needs which included carbing up on a bit of pizza if you were found to be flagging lol :) ……. We are great supporters of this amazing adult club, and VA has to be one of the best in the country for all round entertainment…….. thank you anybody who met us on that evening, and do get in touch if you would like the fun repeated ….. thank you to VA for putting on this event, it allows dreams to be followed and make them reality …… life is too short to not be having fun and VA provides that through all your hard work….. so thank you once again to all of the team, and see you real soon at the Olympic weekend ……. Big hugs and much love from Tats1 and Tats2, and thank you again for all that you do xxxxxx

Date: 10 June 2024

Rating: Fun
	First time we have been to the VA for several months and they have made some nice ‘tweaks’ to the layout. It was another busy Saturday night with a very sexy crowd of all ages. The club had a chilled vibe and lots of friendly people to chat to and as always lovely staff. Only negative was the music in the play rooms fought with the music from the dance floor for your attention! Lol Lots to see and do in the many play areas in this classy venue that’s clean and comfortable. In our opinion one of the top three classy clubs in the UK Date: 9 June 2024

Rating: Fun

First time we have been to the VA for several months and they have made some nice ‘tweaks’ to the layout. It was another busy Saturday night with a very sexy crowd of all ages. The club had a chilled vibe and lots of friendly people to chat to and as always lovely staff. Only negative was the music in the play rooms fought with the music from the dance floor for your attention! Lol

Lots to see and do in the many play areas in this classy venue that’s clean and comfortable.

In our opinion one of the top three classy clubs in the UK

Date: 9 June 2024

Rating: OK
	What an absolute amazing long weekend we had. First time attending the festival of fun in May, we have never felt so welcome,it was like we had met up with long lost friends. Jules, Chris and all the staff worked tirelessly hard to ensure the experience was above and beyond. The atmosphere was euphoric and sexy. Great entertainment, worshops, DJ's,live music and great food provided until the last man standing!! Always a winner in our eyes. The club is classy with clientele to match, we have visited many clubs in the UK and abroad with very few matching the standards and friendliness of VA. A huge thank you to everyone who made our experience one of the best, oh and a shout out to Jules for making the best chips, a very welcomed energy boost after all the play & partying we had experienced!! We cannot wait to return for the festival of fun in August to meet up with our new fab friends and have more sensual sexy experiences with like minded people. Many thanks M4kxxx Date: 9 June 2024

Rating: OK

What an absolute amazing long weekend we had.

First time attending the festival of fun in May, we have never felt so welcome,it was like we had met up with long lost friends.

Jules, Chris and all the staff worked tirelessly hard to ensure the experience was above and beyond.

The atmosphere was euphoric and sexy. Great entertainment, worshops, DJ's,live music and great food provided until the last man standing!! Always a winner in our eyes.

The club is classy with clientele to match, we have visited many clubs in the UK and abroad with very few matching the standards and friendliness of VA.

A huge thank you to everyone who made our experience one of the best, oh and a shout out to Jules for making the best chips, a very welcomed energy boost after all the play & partying we had experienced!!

We cannot wait to return for the festival of fun in August to meet up with our new fab friends and have more sensual sexy experiences with like minded people.

Many thanks

M4kxxx

Date: 9 June 2024

Rating: OK
	Another great party last night!! Hope to meet again the french couple who played with us! Date: 9 June 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended bi night on 7th June as we know the new host - great crowd, loads of interesting people and lots of play of all flavours. Will be back next month for more shenanigans - thoroughly recommend to all fans of bi nights Date: 8 June 2024

Rating: OK
	WOW what a wonderful night it was last night very busy night with amazing naughty people!! Date: 8 June 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	We visited VA for the first time last March and we both really enjoyed it lovely atmosphere friendly staff and people. We enjoyed it so much that we booked our next visit as soon as could unfortunately there was a mix up with our booking but the amazing staff got it all sorted within a couple of emails. Date: 7 June 2024

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