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The Vanilla Alternative

Tempsford, South East

info@thevanillaalternative.co.uk,
http://thevanillaalternative.co.uk/

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This is a sumptuous swingers club and hotel in Bedfordshire on the A1 not far from the Capital. The VA aim is to provide something exclusive, somewhere upmarket, somewhere that's a "bit of alright" for discerning adults to meet and play together! The very experienced VA management team have an insight into what is growing into a more open market and have worked very hard to find something that ticks all the boxes. From the private rural location, the licensed bar, the array of play areas, the enormous hot tub, the on site hotel rooms, the extensive dedicated car park right down to the warm smile, the personal care and attention you get from a team who know the lifestyle inside out! No membership fees till September 2011 whilst phase two of the quarter of a million pound refurbishment programme is completed. Phase one will be complete for the grand launch on Saturday 26th February. Please visit the website www.thevanillaalternative.co.uk for details of events and to register on the mailing list. Make your next party a VA party!

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Rating: Fun
Had a great day at the club for the greedy girl parties. Lots of people great couples having fun. Enjoyed the day.

Date: 17 May 2017

Rating: Fun
Our first club visit last night glad we did!! Very well laid out nice people . Hot tub was fabulous plenty of room to accommodate. Will be going again at some point.

Date: 14 May 2017

Rating: OK
I went to the v a milf club met some lovely people a great afternoon

Date: 11 May 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Oh my goodness...occasionally on this scene one encounters a perfect experience...today at the MILF Club at the plush Vanilla Alternative venue was such a day. Had been meaning to attend for months but dreaded driving on the Road of Death by myself; today a perfect gentleman did that for me. After socialising for a little while in the bar area I decided to take things into my own hands by following a new acquaintance into the anonymous glory hole box...oh my...Had to wait two seconds before two beatiful cocks were presented to me ...then another...then another...which I endeavoured to empty dutifully. After I perched myself , hips and legs protruding from the glory box to the outside, unable to see who would take me. Take me they did, filling both holes alternately to the brim, as I groaned with pleasure and naughtiness...when these fellas were finished with me I made my way to one of the big open beds, where I was privileged to be stuffed in all three holes, spitroasted, on my back, then on all fours, then on my back...with glorious cock after cock being offered to me, both hands full, as I encouraged these tigers to empty their loads in my mouth...I stopped counting after ten or twelve such deliveries were made...oh my...never experienced anything like it and cannot wait to improve my game and technique for next month's MILF Club, where I feel right at home. Looking forward to experiencing other events at the VA where I can really fulfill my naughtiest fantasies in style.

Date: 10 May 2017

Rating: Fun
Had a afternoon experience at VA today

My first time at the club so thought it a good way to see what all the fuss is about

Was pleasantly surprised when I walked in, very nice surroundings,everyone seemed friendly

The hot tub looked amazing,hope to get to use it next time :0)

Will definitely be back for more

Thanks guy's :0)) X


Date: 10 May 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Just had our first visit to VA this Friday and have to say we had an? amazing experience, we went with some friends not knowing what to expect as we're all a little inexperienced when visiting a club but we had no reason to worry, the staff were brilliant, the club is fantastic and best of all it was full of so many sexy people who we're so friendly, playful and naughty ;) we all thoroughly enjoyed ourselves? and will most definitely be back for more sexy fun x

Date: 7 May 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Went here for the first time as a couple on the 29th April, it was our first experience at this type of club and we loved it. Everyone was friendly and the environment was great. We are looking forward to returning for the festival of fun =D

Date: 6 May 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Went to Spicyminx's bi-night at VA on Friday. Great time as always, winding up with some amazing play first in the hot-tub and then in the playroom with several really sexy people. Our heads were spinning by the end of the night :) It's a shame this night is only once a month, and we can only make it sporadically due to home-arrangements, but when we can go - wow!

Date: 6 May 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Popped into the V&A on couples night. Was our first time there.

Good crowd with lots happening.

No doubt will be going again soon



Date: 24 April 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Still love this club, it was our first and I still get a great feeling when we return, it's been revamped with lots of extras, including glory holes, new beds etc.

Looking forward to attending again, excellent .


Date: 23 April 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Had our first night at VA (first night at a club for that matter) and what a fab night we had.

Venue is clean and decor is awesome - great play rooms and hot tub is great to get the fun started!

Girls even tried out the new female gloryholes which went down well! (Need some leg restraints/chains though!!).

Lots of sexy couples and everyone was so friendly - can't wait to visit again.

If you saw us there feel free to leave us a veri :-)


Date: 23 April 2017

Rating: OK
Another naughty night at VA friendly people and the the glory hole was amazing, will return soon for sure

Date: 23 April 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Wow another amazing night at VA. We have not been for a while so to find the addition of a glory hole area was amazing. Dory really enjoyed not being able to see who was playing with her as she lay there exposed for any one to enjoy her. Really can't wait to make more use of them. Thanks again guys

Date: 23 April 2017

Rating: Fun
Another good night, didn't find quite what we were looking for but still a great venue.

Date: 22 April 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Well another great night at va the club just get better and better, what next in line find out again tonight x

Date: 22 April 2017

Rating: Fabulous
We really enjoyed our experience Friday. VA was a great place for Newbees like us to get our feet wet. Thanks so much Scott for the tour and we had a lovely stay over night. The pool was so nice and the company was really friendly. We enjoyed the bed and we must review the Glory holes, the perch, and the ladies surprise on our next visit. Cumming soon!!!

Date: 20 April 2017

Rating: Fabulous
First time. Had a lovely afternoon, insatiable. Lovely club and nicely fitted out.

Date: 19 April 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Had such a great weekend at VA. it's a top club with great facilities and staff. Great to see so many friendly and familiar faces.

Date: 17 April 2017

Rating: Fabulous
2nd visit to this awesome club and it just keeps getting better. Amazing staff and some very sexy guests!!!

Thank you


Date: 16 April 2017

Rating: Fabulous
tgis is our 2nd visit to this great club very clean and well set out we really enjoyed the style of ithe club and there staff

M & J


Date: 15 April 2017

Rating: Fabulous
We both had a great time last night in VA. Nice crowd of hot couples. If you were looking for BBW then it may not have been the best night for you. We'll be back again for sure.

Date: 15 April 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Had an amazing night at VA this evening for the second time. Met some great people who made our journey worthwhile! If we met you tonight please get in touch! Xx

Date: 15 April 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Another visit to the MILF Club today. Great to see the changes at VA, especially the glory hole room. Lady had a lot of fun being fucked by guys from the next room. Thanks to the staff and to everyone we met and played with. See you all again soon.

Date: 12 April 2017

Rating: Fabulous
A long overdue review of this fantastic and luxurious club that I have had the pleasure of visiting numerous times and eacj visit gets better from the amazing hot tub to the decor i urge you to go if you've never been before.



Date: 9 April 2017

Rating: OK
A well presented club, extremely clean, sophisticated feel to the place. A lot of care and attention has been put into the decor.

We found that the atmosphere was a little cold and lacked the fun factor of other clubs we've been to. I guess on another night things may have been different. We wouldn't go back, but that's just our preference, we would recommend you give it a go.

Having it's own hotel is a huge plus, dont expect the Ritz, but it's clean, reasonably priced and just up the stairs.


Date: 9 April 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Another amazing time at Spicy's bi night - great crowd and a smoking hot atmosphere... always made to feel welcome, and have managed to get closely acquainted with a few sexy folks, plus have led some newcomers astray which is always a treat - massive thanks to Spicy and the VA crew! Also worth mentioning that the buffet is first class (not that we get to partake much as we don't want to get distracted) and drinks are very reasonably priced.

Date: 9 April 2017

Rating: Fabulous
We attended Spicy's Bi-night, what an amazing night with fabulous people, it was totally worth the drive! Vanilla Alternative is a very classy club, with friendly, helpful staff. The facilities are top class which appears to attract some really lovely, open minded people. We had an absolutely amazing time and will definitely be back next month! Thanks to everyone who put the effort in to make it so enjoyable.

Date: 9 April 2017

Rating: Fabulous
had a fantastic night at Spicy's bi night. A really great mix of attractive fun people, all up for a friendly, inclusive night. The music was well chosen, the new beds look and feel fabulous, the hot tub was outstanding as always. This night just goes from strength to strength...we loved it

Date: 9 April 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Spicy's nights just keep getting better and better. Had a fantastic time and can't wait for the next one.

Date: 8 April 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Great night at Spicy's bi-night, Everyone looked gorgeous, Met and played with two lovely couples and a sexy tgirl, oh yes, very nice indeed.

Love the new beds and glory hole looks great. Special thanks to the staff, and the DJ who was knockin out some hot trax. Brilliant xxx


Date: 8 April 2017

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