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The Vanilla Alternative

Tempsford, South East

info@thevanillaalternative.co.uk,
https://va2.co.uk/

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This is a sumptuous swingers club and hotel in Bedfordshire on the A1 not far from the Capital. The VA aim is to provide something exclusive, somewhere upmarket, somewhere that's a "bit of alright" for discerning adults to meet and play together! The very experienced VA management team have an insight into what is growing into a more open market and have worked very hard to find something that ticks all the boxes. From the private rural location, the licensed bar, the array of play areas, the enormous hot tub, the on site hotel rooms, the extensive dedicated car park right down to the warm smile, the personal care and attention you get from a team who know the lifestyle inside out! No membership fees till September 2011 whilst phase two of the quarter of a million pound refurbishment programme is completed. Phase one will be complete for the grand launch on Saturday 26th February. Please visit the website www.thevanillaalternative.co.uk for details of events and to register on the mailing list. Make your next party a VA party!

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Rating: Fabulous
Spent the afternoon at the Bi Festival, catching up with friends old and new, we both had a fantastic time at Vanilla Alternative, and will return again very soon.

Date: 25 June 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Brilliant day at VA's Lux Lounge Milf Club, perfect. Met gorgeous people had some sexy fun, had some lovely nibbles and relaxed in the sun.

If you haven't done this event you're missing out. Great for newbies too.

My favourite go to place.


Date: 22 June 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Amazing fun in the sun today. Needed to pop into the hot tub a couple times to cool down. Excellent, friendly staff as always and a good mix of people enjoying the lovely Lux lounge

Date: 22 June 2022

Rating: Fabulous
We had an absolutely great night yesterday at the Team Players Party at the Vanilla Alternative.

The club is probably one of the nicest we have visted, with loads of places to play

The staff are extremely friendly and welcoming.

We are already looking forward to attending again



Date: 19 June 2022

Rating: Fabulous
A great night at Team Players event last night.

As always the staff are super friendly and welcoming.

Great mix last night of sexy guests.

A lot of fun was had as always.

Thank you Lex and team for a fantastic party xxx


Date: 19 June 2022

Rating: Fun
another scorcher at this club .. beautiful daytime sunbathe.. definitely recommend it

Date: 16 June 2022

Rating: Fun
Our 1st visit to VA and enjoyed the experience in the sun, will indulge more next time

Date: 15 June 2022

Rating: Fun
Another day on Va.

Lot of sun and fun.

Thank you again also for nice staff , food and drink.


Date: 15 June 2022

Rating: Fun
Attended a team player party within VA.

We had a great night, lovely club



Date: 15 June 2022

Rating: Avoid
Our experience was not great. The property itself is filthy, with no sign of any maintenance for years. The website claims the building has charm and character, in truth it is stuck on the side of a busy dual carriageway, it's overgrown, covered in cobwebbs and feels dirty and seedy. The hotel is not actually a hotel, more like tired old rooms attached to the club, with no staff. Don't try to call anyone if you have any issues because they won't answer. The rooms are very expensive for what they are, probably best to be drunk before sleeping there.

We have read that they are great hosts, that may be the case, but they are not good managers at all.

The view from the room window was hundreds of cigarette butts and old beer glasses, no doubt from previous nights that had not been cleaned up. Not very appealing and if they can't get that right, how clean is everything else. Not somewhere we would want to get naked.

In the end, we turn around and drove the 2.5 hours home, as we just could not bring ourselves to stay in a place that dirty.

Communicating with the club has been difficult and slow. They have now refunded part our the fee paid for the room and our membership has been cancelled. We would never return and in all conscience could not recommend it to anyone.


Date: 9 June 2022

Rating: Fabulous
had a lovely day relaxing in the jacuzzi /pool .. weather was perfect.. lovely people .. lovely hosts .. good value for money.. one of the best venues i have been to.. definitely go again xx

Date: 8 June 2022

Rating: OK
Went to VA for first time, love it. Everyone was welcoming and super friendly. The hot tub is heaven x

Date: 5 June 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Just Mr attended milf club. Was a fab day. Defo worth the trip! Nice club and friendly clientele.will be back with the mrs!

Date: 1 June 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Another great milf club today. Plenty of sexy people and naughty fun going on. Love this club. Staff are fab… good mix of people. Definitely enjoyed myself (k) look forward to the next visit

Date: 1 June 2022

Rating: Fabulous
A great MIlF day at VA today. Lots of sexy friendly people. Plenty of action in the tub and playrooms, what more could you ask for on a Wednesday. Thank you to you gorgeous human beings for making it a fun one.

Orla & Lewis xxx


Date: 1 June 2022

Rating: Fun
Went first time after covid, staff was wonderful and very welcoming, venue pristine and gathering was very nice too! Will visit again soon.

We met many nice couples and played with them.


Date: 30 May 2022

Rating: Fabulous
We visited last night for 'Forbidden fantasies'. As always it didn't dissapoint, a great vibe and lots of friendly gorgeous people.

Please come say hi and swap veri's if we played or chatted.x


Date: 29 May 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Despite several false starts to visiting VA, our first night was to Bi Night on Friday.

We were immediately taken aback by the modern and well dressed interior as we were shown round by the amazing host!

The staff were warm, friendly and welcoming without being pushy or overbearing.

The play rooms got very busy and sadly we didn't get time to have a dip in the naturally filtered hot tub.

Although the rooms were busy there appeared to be a good mix of genders.

For us the only thing missing is private rooms to play in but they do have hotel rooms on site which we weren't in a position to book on this visit.

We will definitely be going back!


Date: 28 May 2022

Rating: OK
Many thanks to Paul and the VA team for another fantastic Bi night last night. So much fun and frolics going on…… we can hardly wait for the next one xx

Date: 28 May 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Another fun filled night at VA

Great atmosphere and super friendly staff

Was great to see some friends and make some new ones

A must place to visit

P.s. watch out for the Vodka jelly babies lol


Date: 28 May 2022

Rating: Fabulous
What a fantastic night. Nice relaxed and friendly ambience, great host and amazing people. Nice venue offers a lot of places for fun including DJ and dance floor. Recommend to visit if you haven’t yet

Date: 28 May 2022

Rating: Fun
Our 1st bi night last night (27th May), all we can say is wow! We have only ever been on Saturdays before and found them quiet and tame. However, Friday bi nights are the place to be! We had so much fun playing and the crowd were amazing! We love the diversity of the clientele on bi nights, definitely the only night to attend for us from now on.

Date: 28 May 2022

Rating: Fabulous
** TO THE PERSON WHO ACCIDENTALLY PICKED UP MY GIRLFRIENDS SHOES - PLEASE DROP US A MESSAGE **

Another great night at this amazing club, gorgeous people everywhere & a fuck ton of naughtiness!

Can’t wait to get back for the next one xx


Date: 28 May 2022

Rating: Fabulous
My first time at the VA and I’m Very impressed, was a superb night, met many lovely people and will certainly be back!

Date: 28 May 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Another Fabulous bi night Tattooed talent as always so lovely, and the staff are always friendly. The atmosphere was amazing again. There was a slight issue but Kim was right on it she is amazing

Date: 28 May 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Went to the MILF club event again a couple of weeks ago, lovely time and met some really nice people

Date: 27 May 2022

Rating: Fun
First visit to this club on Saturday, great place with a relaxed atmosphere, music was good and drinks fairly priced. Still newbies so we enjoyed just soaking up the atmosphere. Loved the couples area, one day we’ll get brave and venture to the other rooms x

Date: 23 May 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Another wonderful evening at VA.

Staff superb as ever (despite being 2 bar staff down) with lots of sexy and fun people to chat and play with.

If we met, feel free to say Hi!

Happy fabbing all!


Date: 22 May 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Travelled up from Kent and attended Saturday 21st May. Well what can we say, what a great place and definitely worth the distance. A well kept venue, clean, nicely decorated. Very friendly staff, other couples who attended were just so friendly. So many people just wanted to sit and chat. The whole experience was amazing. Open plan rooms, no closed off areas. Which was different to where we've previously been. But after relaxing and getting used to the environment. We was happy enough to join in which we'd say was more voyeurism than a swingers club. A few did do the whole swap thing, but most just played amongst themselves. This suited us as we are still very new to the scene. Will definitely be coming back. Rented a room, ok the room we had was not great. Comfortable bed, but in Need of decorating. But it's somewhere to sleep and that's fine. Checked out the superior rooms, so when we go again. We know which room to hopefully get next time. Would be worth the extra money, for the extra comfort. Looking forward to visiting again hopefully soon

Date: 22 May 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Another great night at VA. A sexy select crowd with enough action for everyone to get involved. Can't wait for the next one xx

Date: 21 May 2022

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