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The Vanilla Alternative

Tempsford, South East

info@thevanillaalternative.co.uk,
http://thevanillaalternative.co.uk/

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This is a sumptuous swingers club and hotel in Bedfordshire on the A1 not far from the Capital. The VA aim is to provide something exclusive, somewhere upmarket, somewhere that's a "bit of alright" for discerning adults to meet and play together! The very experienced VA management team have an insight into what is growing into a more open market and have worked very hard to find something that ticks all the boxes. From the private rural location, the licensed bar, the array of play areas, the enormous hot tub, the on site hotel rooms, the extensive dedicated car park right down to the warm smile, the personal care and attention you get from a team who know the lifestyle inside out! No membership fees till September 2011 whilst phase two of the quarter of a million pound refurbishment programme is completed. Phase one will be complete for the grand launch on Saturday 26th February. Please visit the website www.thevanillaalternative.co.uk for details of events and to register on the mailing list. Make your next party a VA party!

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Rating: Fabulous
I had an amazing time with my partner in crime at this fantastic club - it was my first visit & I couldn’t have been made more welcome! Top club & can’t wait to return x

Date: 20 March 2020

Rating: Fabulous
Another great night at our favourite club, fabulous layout and facilities. The club was meticulously clean and well organised, as always, and after mingling in the bar area, a fun packed night in the jacuzzi and play areas was had by all. Icing on the cake for us was we were lucky enough to be staying in one of the newly refurbished rooms, lovely, thanks Kim.

Date: 15 March 2020

Rating: Fabulous
Went to SpicyMinx bi night for our first ever visit to a club, very nervous. The staff and club is amazing. everyone was so friendly and the way its arranged you can happily sit at the bar and it feels just like a regular club. Will definitely be returning. If you remember us pls say hi.

Date: 11 March 2020

Rating: Fun
Great night at the chic party at va ..

The place was really clean and the staff were lovely ..

First time there but we will be going back for more x


Date: 9 March 2020

Rating: Fabulous
It's about time I wrote this review for simply the best club I have been to, and I've been to quite a few! Perfect for newbies and experienced people alike. The staff are always helpful, friendly and welcoming. I love the layout of this place and the clientele is always great. The location is also brilliant. Away from everything with loads of parking. Quite simply a fantastic club!

Date: 8 March 2020

Rating: OK
Wow we had an amazing time at Chic last night. The staff. Hosts and owner are always so lovely. Room 1 was clean and well presented, the club as always was immaculate. Happy to see that they are renovating the overnight rooms. The ones we saw that were finished looked great and we love the supersized bed. Missed the four poster in the temptletion room However the sexy swing chair is a great new addition, we will be back very soon. X

Date: 8 March 2020

Rating: Fabulous
Wow..VA Spicy's bi Friday night event. A must visit swingers club great atmosphere with fabulous staff who are happy and very welcoming with awesome full licensed bar, play and pool areas. Stayed in the club hotel ensuite room again very clean comfy great way to be introduced to this club will be going back for more of these events very soon, great place to meet beautiful minded people and thanks for all the hard work that goes into these clubs and event nights Sally xx

Date: 8 March 2020

Rating: Fabulous
We attended the Chic night and had great fun. The place is well laid out and the hosts are very welcoming. x

Date: 8 March 2020

Rating: Fabulous
Went to the Spicyminx bi night on Friday and had an amazing time. As newbies (to the club not as swingers) we were welcomed like old friends. After being shown around- which is always helpful- we were introduced to some of the other guests and then given a drink at the bar. After a bit of socialising we went to the gloryhole area where we had a fantastic time. So much so that a couple of hours later we went back. The venue is clean, welcoming and great fun. You are given clean towels for the jacuzzi and nothing seems to be too much trouble for the staff. Thank you all for a great evening. We will definitely be back!

Date: 7 March 2020

Rating: Fabulous
I often review this club and the standard of the staff , cleanliness and care are exceptional.

I was not sure what tonight was going to hold but I ended up meeting some amazing people.

If you remember me please say hi xxx


Date: 7 March 2020

Rating: Fun
Went for MILF Club today. Nice club. It was our first time, and would have been nice to have been shown around, but we were just told to go and have a look. All the single guys seemed respectful, and well mannered. Jacuzzi is very big but not many people were staying in it as it was chilly! Would definitely attend again.

Date: 4 March 2020

Rating: Fabulous
We had an amazing night on Friday which was our first ever club visit. The staff and guests couldn't have been more welcoming.

The facilities where stunning and very clean. There's so much to explore and enjoy in the club.

Would highly recommend to anyone who is starting their journey in this lifestyle. This couldn't have been made easier for us.

Thanks all!


Date: 3 March 2020

Rating: Fabulous
We visited this club for the first time last night. What an experience!

Upon entering the club, we were greeted by a charming gentleman who offers to take the wife’s coat and were given a full tour of the club.

Once that was out of the way, we bumped into a familiar face, and then it just started from there.

Facilities are incredible, and the hot tub is amazing!

Drinks are reasonably priced, and fun was had by all!

Definitely won’t be out last time.


Date: 29 February 2020

Rating: Fabulous
My first ever club visit anywhere today and i couldn't have asked for a more positive empowering experience as a single female.

Facilities were as required, people were friendly and welcoming and respectful.

Dispite concerns as a BBW I still ended up naked and in the hottub fairly rapidly thanks to encouragement from my lovely chaperone Mel and a new FAB friend.

The atmosphere was sexy and relaxed and when I played i felt no pressure.

Thanks to Mel Lola Terry Ian Tom and not forgetting Karl Pilkington for making my first time such a great one.

Next week is in the diary already!


Date: 26 February 2020

Rating: Fun
Headed to the VA for our first trip on Saturday night, friendly staff and a great club. It was a quiet night but made a good atmosphere and had some cheeky fun in the jacuzzi with a couple and on the beds with another. If we saw or played or chatted with you and didn’t get fab names please get in touch ! X

Stayed in the hotel too, which wasn’t great: cold, a bit dirty and dingy.. but didn’t let that detract from the fun we had downstairs! Think we had been spoilt with accommodation at Liberty elite. But staff really tried to help us. X


Date: 24 February 2020

Rating: Fabulous
This place is just perfect for us, we attend quite often feel relaxed when playing. Clean discreet fun

Date: 22 February 2020

Rating: OK
This is out favourite club by far, we regularly attend on a Wednesday for MILF and normally always have a great time.

Sadly since changing this to a weekly event the numbers are down and it’s just not the same vibe, the murmurs we have heard from other regulars is the same as us, we will give it a few more goes but if the last few weeks are anything to go by this event is losing its sparkle, please guys can you put this back to fortnightly and save the event.



Date: 20 February 2020

Rating: Fabulous
Been a few times to this club and love it! Friendly staff and a great way to meet new friends ....the hotel is also very good to stay in ... definitely recommend :) will be back again soon

Date: 17 February 2020

Rating: Fabulous
We regularly attend VA for Spicys Bi nights and on the 7th feb spicy and the club we’re kind enough to let us hold Stu’s 40th there what amazing night it was the whole went above and beyond to make the night special for Stu. So much we attended Pinkflamingos valentines night on Friday our first visit on a non Bi party and what an awesome night it wa, we will definitely be back to more nights xx

Date: 16 February 2020

Rating: Fabulous
Two brilliant nights of fun and debauchery at Pink Flamingo’s Valentines weekend party. A real mix of gorgeous people and a sexy atmosphere, both Friday and Saturday. Thanks guys, you never fail to deliver a fabulous night(s). Can’t wait to see you again soon - Angel and Mason xx

Date: 16 February 2020

Rating: Fabulous
The Pink Flamingo Valentine’s party on Friday was really fun. The VA was busy, lots of people and a very sexy atmosphere. Hats off to the gorgeous, friendly hostess and to this superb club— thanks!

Date: 16 February 2020

Rating: Fabulous
We attended the pink flamingo valentines night event at VA on Friday. From the moment we stepped in the door the hostess and her team could not have been more accommodating. Great mix of people who were all up for sharing their love. Hoopla game was a nice touch as were the shots ! Mrs even got to leave her lipstick on hostesses gorgeous boobs - her basque was something else ! Get yourself along to VA x

Date: 16 February 2020

Rating: OK
Valentines was so good! Great event. Very busy - great mix of people, lots of fun had by all. Absolutely love this club And will be back soon. We meet some great people last night and had great fun with some amazing people

Date: 15 February 2020

Rating: Fabulous
I went to spicy's bi night last Friday and had an amazing time the club itself was on point as always clean, friendly staff and full of sexy open minded bi people, spicy herself was keeping her eye on the single men to make sure they followed the rules which was great to see.

Had loads of fun during the evening and met some southern friends that I haven't seen in ages.

Hayley is coming down in April for this event hotel is already booked.

Neil. Xxx


Date: 15 February 2020

Rating: Fabulous
Valentines was sooooooooo good! Incredibly well hosted event. Very busy - great mix of people, lots of naughty shenanigans and fun had by all. My favourite club in the country. Coming back tonight and then again very soon. Lots of love, Abbie xx

Date: 15 February 2020

Rating: OK
What a great venue, unlimited fun.. will be back surely

Date: 13 February 2020

Rating: Fabulous
Love this club can not recomend it highly enough.

Date: 9 February 2020

Rating: Fabulous
Va you never fail to dissapoint !

By far our favourite club !

Can't wait to return

Till next time

Keep it naughty! Xx


Date: 9 February 2020

Rating: Fabulous
Visited the VA on Saturday for the couples evening with my partner it was our first time going to a club and WOW lovely venue very friendly helpful staff everybody was so friendly and welcoming & kind met some lovely sexy people we will definitely be going back :) xoxo

Date: 9 February 2020

Rating: Fabulous
Friday was our second visit to VA. This time we went for spicys bi night and our friend Stu's birthday. We loved it and really can't wait to come back. Spicy really throws a great party, a great venue, the right mix of people, lots of fuckery and more xXx

Date: 9 February 2020

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