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The Vanilla Alternative

Tempsford, South East

info@thevanillaalternative.co.uk,
http://thevanillaalternative.co.uk/

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This is a sumptuous swingers club and hotel in Bedfordshire on the A1 not far from the Capital. The VA aim is to provide something exclusive, somewhere upmarket, somewhere that's a "bit of alright" for discerning adults to meet and play together! The very experienced VA management team have an insight into what is growing into a more open market and have worked very hard to find something that ticks all the boxes. From the private rural location, the licensed bar, the array of play areas, the enormous hot tub, the on site hotel rooms, the extensive dedicated car park right down to the warm smile, the personal care and attention you get from a team who know the lifestyle inside out! No membership fees till September 2011 whilst phase two of the quarter of a million pound refurbishment programme is completed. Phase one will be complete for the grand launch on Saturday 26th February. Please visit the website www.thevanillaalternative.co.uk for details of events and to register on the mailing list. Make your next party a VA party!

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Rating: OK
My first visit to this club today and all I want to say....well done.as I walked in got greeted by a guy at the reception and had a quick show around the club.after all I felt at ease straight away and start chatting up with the lovely gorgeous lady were there today.after all ,play kicked off with a bang as all head towards the play room.i did really enjoyed the layout of the room,shower,pool ,and resting place.well done VA, one of the spotless club I've been too.finally but not the least,manythanx to lovely couple that served every one today ie.the barmaid and the guy on the front desk.see you guys later x

Date: 19 July 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Went to the MILF club Wednesday

I've been to this club a few times now

Never round it to be clicky like some clubs

Always mega clean and well presented

Enjoyed the jacuzzi and played with some single ladies and couples

I'd return again and would always recommend the club

Rob


Date: 16 July 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Went to VA last night was greeted with a very warm welcome from Jules! All the team friendly and chatty! Great atmosphere, great mix of people! Fun night! Thanks guys for all your hard work!! X

Date: 16 July 2017

Rating: Fabulous
First visit to vanilla alternative first time with my lady friend last night. Oh my god! We had so much fun in this lovely place. Play area was really nice and jacuzzi probably one of the best in any club. Once we arrived staff was very welcoming and specially Brian was very professional and nice guy, he showed us round the club and was very helpful. I will highly recommend this club to any swingers out there and I'm definitely going back for more fun. Xxx

Date: 16 July 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Last night we attended VA for the first time. It was an hour & half drive but most definitely worth it. The club is very relaxed and welcoming. The team were chatty and helpful in showing us around. A large mix of social areas and playrooms dedicated to different wishes. A wide mix of clients attended and it wasn't long before all playrooms and the hot tub was swarming with pure nakedness. No shyness here. Lots of dropped towels lol. Looking forward to braving the glory hole next time ;-). Played in the main open area where the 3 other beds were also filled with couples & single guys writhing around the beds...loved it. Fucked until there was nothing left to give. Thank you to all those we met last night for an amazing evening and a very filthy fun filled night xxx

Date: 15 July 2017

Rating: Fun
First time to VA tonight. So nice and cosy. Met some amazing people. Me and my partner will be returning on a regular basis.



Date: 15 July 2017

Rating: Fabulous
First visit to the VA MILF afternoon, loads of friendly couples and girls and a good mix of guys. Loads of naughtiness with some horny MILFs and respectful guys. Definitely be back. Just wish it was longer. Can't wait for next month. Well worth a visit, especially if you're a horny couple.

Date: 12 July 2017

Rating: OK
Hi all went to the v a milf club met some fantastic people it was the best event ever i cant wait till the next event

Date: 12 July 2017

Rating: Fabulous
I attended the Milf Club today 12/7/17 and it was definately fantastic. From the beginning to the end it was great.

The people that attended today were equally great. Everyone was nice and accomodating. I love this club and i think am gonna be a regular


Date: 12 July 2017

Rating: Fabulous
I made an impromptu visit to an organised event, it was really busy. Obviously many more single guys there but everyone was so friendly and respectful, and as a single man there were still many opportunities to play.

I will return and would urge anyone else to go too


Date: 12 July 2017

Rating: Fun
Another great bi night. Not so much play this time but was a great laugh with all the stories that were coming out. Learnt a Few new words in the smoking area, looking forward to our next trip to this great club

Date: 9 July 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Fantastic night as always, best bi nught by a longshot. Well done to Double C for hosting duties job's a good 'un. See you all again next time :)

Date: 9 July 2017

Rating: Fabulous
We have frequented the VA a number of times now. And without doubt this has to be our nightspot. The Club has made some recent updates; LED lights around the play beds and Glory Hole area for both M and F. The jewel in the crown has to be the Hot Tub...it's massive and a great place to get to get to know folk :-) On arrival, you're always greeted with a warm welcoming smile and the whole place oozes decadence and charm. The licenced bar is always a plus too, and as for the staff, they are sexy and manage a very well maintained club. We visited on Saturday 8th July, and have also attended Fridays too. So if you're a seasoned swinger or a newbie, the VA is a must. Thanks guys, keep up the good work xx

Date: 9 July 2017

Rating: Fabulous
We have frequented he VA a number of times now. And without doubt this has to be our favourite. The Club has made some recent updates; LED lights around the play beds and Glory Hole area for both M and F. The jewel in the crown has to be the Hot Tub...it's massive and a great place to get to folk :-) On arrival, you're always greeted with a warm welcoming smile and the whole place oozes decadence and charm. The licenced bar is always a plus too, and as for the staff, they are sexy and mange a very well maintained club. We visited on Saturday 8th July, and have also attended Fridays too. So if you're a seasoned swinger or a newbie, the VA is a must. Thanks guys, keep up the good work xx

Date: 9 July 2017

Rating: Fabulous
My first time at VA, and my first time at a club, and what a night! Great venue, great staff, great crowd and some great fun was had ;) Highly recommended! I was told this particular night was quite modest and moved a little slowly, so if there is a better more lively night/club out there I cannot wait to attend :)

Date: 8 July 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Love this club,the staff are fantastic, the new look just perfect, the guests amazing. Buffet, music and sexy people an excellent way to spend an evening, well done Double C for hosting a wonderful night. Looking forward to the August party.



Date: 8 July 2017

Rating: Fabulous
VA is an incredible club and last night was no exception .

A Fantastic Bi night, Best Bi night in England . Absolutely gorgeous sexy people ,especially my couple friends .

and the best staff you could ever wish to find in a club. Highly recommended Night.


Date: 8 July 2017

Rating: Fun
We've not visited VA for around 6 months. They've had a small refurb with the beds looking a lot smarter and neater. We had a fantastic time with a couple who were swinging for the first time...I hope we made a good impression!?!?!

Date: 2 July 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Went here for the Friday night Milf club, we expected loads of single young men, but find the place rammed with couples (bonus). A great time was had ;-) look forward to our next night out at this fab club X X

Date: 2 July 2017

Rating: OK
We attended the dark Desires party on Friday night the first time at the VA.

We enjoyed the club and the layout, it was quite nice to have everyone in the open and no lockable rooms.

The hot tub was great and no awful chlorine was a bonus.

After a chat to some of the other lovely guests there we will return on Bi night sometime soon, as that is more our "thing".

Sensible bar prices (cheaper than most pubs)a little problem booking our own taxi on the way home as they won`t pick up from there unless its booked by the staff. No real issue as the reception staff gladly phoned them for us.

The single men there were well behaved however we do echo one of the posters below on the dress code, it did leave us confused as to is there one at all?


Date: 27 June 2017

Rating: Fun
I've been wanting to visit this club for months and finally did so on friday with my friend The Dark Desires party was brilliant! We got given a full tour on arrival The bar and dance floor area are spacious and perfect for socialising The playrooms clean and modern with great mood lighting for play By far my favourite area was the large pool! Great club, great atmosphere Will definitely plan a return visit Next time making sure to book a room in the club's hotel too ;-)

Date: 25 June 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Went to Dark Desires party last night and had a great time!

Cool dj playing great music, with lots of people dancing! We've been to VA a couple of times and this is the busiest we've seen it!

Altogether one of the best party nights we've attended!


Date: 24 June 2017

Rating: Fun
Was mine and my friends first visit to this very clean and friendly club for the beach party last night. Got shown around and was made to feel welcome by everyone. Was a new one on us that there were no lockable play rooms but each to their own :-). The pool is absoultely amazing!!!. Very clean and none of that chlorine business that makes you look like you've been on a all nighter lol. Reasonable prices drinks,toilets are clean which is always a bonus. So all in all a very enjoyable first visit. We will most definitely be going back very soon!

Date: 24 June 2017

Rating: Fun
Visited the club yesterday for the first time as a single guy.

Friendly staff and nice atmosphere...

I had fun with couples in the play room, enjoyed dancing and had a bit of fun in the giant jacuzzi.

I will be definitely going back...


Date: 24 June 2017

Rating: Fun
Lovely venue, great staff and the guests were nice too.

Went up to the VA on Friday night. It was my first time, the place has a very sexy and chilled vibe about it. I will be back at some point, but with more friends for all kinds of mischief


Date: 24 June 2017

Rating: Fun
We were at VA last night and it started quietly, but did pick up. The downstairs rooms were a nice temperature (unlike the hotel room which was an oven!) And there was just enough people to make it feel busy without being crowded. We don't like the mixed bathrooms, but we did like the new gloryhole section that wasn't there when we last visited. As ever the staff were friendly and helpful x

Date: 18 June 2017

Rating: OK
This is our favourite club but the management need to review their Friday night policy and what they are looking to achieve. It's disrespectful when a woman spends hours getting ready only to watch single men permitted entry to the club wearing scruffy old jeans and trainers. More than one gentleman tonight had personal hygiene issues and I wasn't the only woman to notice. Resulting in four couples simultaneously leavening the club. Guys you need to review who you are letting in and what type of atmosphere you wish to create We were in a club last week in

Shoreditch and a male half of a couple was bluntly refused entry for not wearing a shirt with a collar.



Date: 17 June 2017

Rating: OK
Had a relaxed time last night at VA, friendly people and great music. Definitely will return soon. If you saw us feel free to leave us a veri ;)

Date: 11 June 2017

Rating: Fabulous
My first and definitely not my last visit to Spicy bi night. Invited by a gorgeous couple, the evening certainly did not disappoint...an amazing evening with friends new and not so old either.... amazing

Date: 4 June 2017

Rating: Fabulous
I went to the VA Bi event after a few recommendations from people I'd spoken to at other clubs. The club is easy to find, has a private car park and is exceptionally clean and the staff very friendly.

As mentioned before all the play areas are open so no private rooms but this was great for ticking my voyeuristic and exhinitionist tendencies. Everyone was very considerate and this meant it wasn't a problem.

I had some very nice fun in the hot tub and chatted to a few couples and guys. There were lots of couples and a reasonable number of single guys and everyone seemed to have fun.

I definitely hope to go again sometime.


Date: 4 June 2017

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