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The Vanilla Alternative

Tempsford, South East

info@thevanillaalternative.co.uk,
http://thevanillaalternative.co.uk/

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This is a sumptuous swingers club and hotel in Bedfordshire on the A1 not far from the Capital. The VA aim is to provide something exclusive, somewhere upmarket, somewhere that's a "bit of alright" for discerning adults to meet and play together! The very experienced VA management team have an insight into what is growing into a more open market and have worked very hard to find something that ticks all the boxes. From the private rural location, the licensed bar, the array of play areas, the enormous hot tub, the on site hotel rooms, the extensive dedicated car park right down to the warm smile, the personal care and attention you get from a team who know the lifestyle inside out! No membership fees till September 2011 whilst phase two of the quarter of a million pound refurbishment programme is completed. Phase one will be complete for the grand launch on Saturday 26th February. Please visit the website www.thevanillaalternative.co.uk for details of events and to register on the mailing list. Make your next party a VA party!

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Rating: Fabulous
Attended the 6th birthday party on the 25th Feb, where have the years gone! We must say how good VA is old and new members having an amazing time with a wonderful party atmosphere. Even after 6 years the place continues to improve and grow stronger, if you haven't been give it a try honestly you won't regret it! Xxx

Date: 26 February 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Had a lovely night with the most amazing hosts in Scott and Jules and their excellent staff. This club has the highest standards and a lovley friendly atmosphere. We would fully recommend to newcomers and those more experienced alike.

Date: 20 February 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Visited Wed 15th pm and as ever had a fab time, not too busy which was fine asgot to enjoy the company of a lovley couple. So thanks to VA /MVV and thank you to the couple, classsy lady but so very sexy and as I told you, a most delicious pussy x

Date: 17 February 2017

Rating: OK
We visited this club on Saturday for the first time, we have been to other clubs such as the Hellfire and Lebodoir so we have been to these clubs on numerous occasions and really love going to both. The VA club is spacious and clean and seems like it has good facilities. So the standard seems to be the same as the other clubs. " However we didn't like this club and didn't feel completely comfortable to a point where we only stayed for half hour. We didn't enjoy being told that you couldn't play in this room till after a certain time and you could go into this room unless you were undressed or you had to wear certain clothes in this room. We go to these type of clubs to feel liberated in our alternative lifestyle and we didn't feel liberated we felt awkward and not sure of what we were allowed to do in what rooms and at what times. We also found that the people were not as friendly or as chatty in this club as there were in other clubs. There did seem to be a lot of people there but you couldn't tell if they were in couples or singles or if they worked there it was all very confusing. We will try again at some point as maybe it was just us on the night but where we have been to other clubs this seemed very different to what we have experienced on numerous occasions. We also found the drinks are expensive for what is essentially a private club with an entrance fee. The staff were great the venue seems great but for us too many rules and not particularity friendly atmosphere but again that could have been us we will try again one day but it has put us off this club for the time being.

Date: 13 February 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Our first time to the club for spicys bi night bot had a great time in a fun friendly relaxed atmosphere met and played with some very fun people and we are certainly looking forward to next time

Nick and tash x


Date: 13 February 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Our first time at VA and what a club all the staff was very friendly and welcoming we couldn't ask more for a club the lay out is fantastic all in all the whole club is fantastic, one of the best we have been to can't wait to go again. Keep up the good work guys sam and dal xxx

Date: 12 February 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Wow, what a fantastic first introduction to VA.

We couldn't have wished for anything better.

Staff so helpfully, accommodating and friendly, they really make newcomers feel so welcome.

Club was immaculately clean, well laid out and brilliant music Mr DJ

The people attending were stunning as well, a great mix and some hot new friends made.

Our first trip will live long in the memory and we shall definitely be returning very soon.



Date: 12 February 2017

Rating: Fun
Our first visit to VA. A very nice club and well set out. Awesome hostess. Hot tub is a really nice touch. Very relaxing with the freedom to play if you wish. Only downside is no completely private play areas if you don't like playing in view of others. Also the couples only area seem to have a lot of single males milling around.

Date: 12 February 2017

Rating: Fabulous
What an amazing club.... Staff are really friendly (music is on point!!) the rooms are stunning and kept to the highest standard I have seen!! If you get a chance to chat with Jules do, she is a funny, sexy intelligent woman and she rides motorbikes!!

I now know where I will be spending my birthday, thanks all for making it special x


Date: 12 February 2017

Rating: Fabulous
This club is more than fabulous but that's the best that you can rate on FABs. We had not visited the VA for a long time due to other commitments. But we were welcomed so warmly it made you realise what a fabulous place it is with wonderful staff and owners. This really is in a class of its own. Definitely be back soon.

Date: 12 February 2017

Rating: Fun
This was our first visit to this club and after hearing and reading such good reviews we weren't disappointed

This club is very relaxed and friendly with a good layout bonus being no stairs

Staff are very nice and made us feel very welcome

Very busy night but still managed to sample the hot tub

We have already booked tickets for the festival of fun and look forward to returning soon x


Date: 12 February 2017

Rating: OK
Hi guys. What can we say? Firstly, thanks to the staff who were great hosts. One criticism though. When coming home we would have liked to shower, but the only shower onsight was broken, needless to say we had a fabulous time and will be eager to come and visit again, when time permits? Thanks guys. Special thanks to spicymix

Date: 11 February 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Had an amazing time here, really nice bunch of people that made me feel very welcome even though i was extremely nervous.

I warmed up and had a great time and will be going back


Date: 11 February 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Attended a MILF Club event on 8th February. I was very impressed with the club, the environment ( it felt safe) and the clientele. Played with a number of stunning ladies accompanied by their partners. One stood out. Lady Fairfax. I hope we meet again. If you read this send me a message please. I thoroughly recommend the VA. It lives up to the hype.

Date: 8 February 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Visited with a newbie fb and Wow what a great venue! Excellent facilities and very clean.

Date: 7 February 2017

Rating: Fun
Another great night at VA on Friday. Looking forward to the next one x

Date: 4 February 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Had our first visit to the club tonight. It is a fantastic club and the staff are lovely and friendly. We chatted to a few people in there. We never got chance to use the hot tub or to have a play. We were to busy chatting lol. Will definitely be visiting again and planning to stop over next time

Date: 4 February 2017

Rating: Fun
We experienced a great evening at VA last night

The staff are extreemly friendly & helpful

We met some super sexy couples x


Date: 29 January 2017

Rating: Fabulous
I visited VA on Friday night as a single woman, I cannot lie I was so nervous on the way but was greeted by some amazingly friendly staff, I was shown around and put at ease straight away. This was a very classy establishment and such a warm great friendly atmosphere!

I met some fantastic people and can't thank everyone enough for the amazing welcome I recieved!

I soon become comfortable and enjoyed the facilities, the atmosphere became very erotic and wasn't long before I felt horny and wanted to join in with the fun!

I would definitely recommend this club to and single females, in fact to anyone as it really is a lovely to place to be! I'm already looking at my next visit... Huge thank you to all the staff who went to so much effort and making me feel very relaxed and comfortable, hope to see you all again very soon xx


Date: 29 January 2017

Rating: Fabulous
I had an amazing time at on Spicyminx birthday party, 27th Jan. Great guests, great venue, met with warm and genuine people, the staff a super and always helpfull, and Spicy is a gorgeous babe, thank you for the invite. xxx

Date: 28 January 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Another great night at VA last night, we haven't been to tho club very often but every time we do go we have a amazing time. Definitely one of the better clubs in South East England in our opinion. We recommend you go and taste the vibe for yourself, we've never been disappointed. Great club xxxx

Date: 28 January 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Had a great time at VA Saturday night with some sexy friends fab atmosphere and always a very friendly and sociable club....but hey go and find out for yourselves

if you spotted us say say Hi



Date: 23 January 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Had our first experience of this club on Saturday great venu staff really good and plenty of room for playing, dancing and chatting x Great selection of people would recommend to anyone xx if we saw you or you saw us say hi x

Date: 23 January 2017

Rating: Fabulous
What another fantastic MILF day! Lots of fun and plenty to watch and enjoy! Lots of men too however the clue is in the name of the event!! Can't wait to go to the Friday night MILF event

Date: 17 January 2017

Rating: Fabulous
This club never fails to deliver every time always impeccably clean, the staff can't do enough to make your night special.

Good selection of play area's, massive hot tub, loads of parking, and always full of horny friendly swingers what more can you ask for.


Date: 15 January 2017

Rating: Fun
Our first visit to VA Saturday. the club is very similar to our 'local' club we attend, staff were helpful and friendly, club is very clean, the hot tub was lush,

Everyone we spoke to were really friendly.

So glad we decided to attend VA last minute was a good choice!

Will be returning soon R&J xx


Date: 15 January 2017

Rating: OK
My first time at VA I attended the milf club loved the club set up very sexy and everything I hoped it would be everyone was friendly and very respectful lots of single guys but that's what I had hoped for I will be visiting again very soon

Date: 12 January 2017

Rating: Fun
We went to the milf event yesterday and had a great afternoon we met some hot sexy men who helped playout our fantasy. There were more men than couples but isn't that exactly what this event is about.... bukkake fun! If that's not for you stick to a Saturday night couples only. Which we must say we have enjoyed several times!!

Still the best club we have been to!! Xx


Date: 12 January 2017

Rating: Fabulous
This is getting harder and harder to say something about this club that hasn't already been said but here goes,we travelled for 4 hours to get to the VA for our first ever bi night,was it worth it? hell yes, the place is stunning the rooms faultless, wet area unbeatable,there were only 2 things better than all that, the people in there,but what came in at number 1 was the staff and spicey well enough has been said already and i agree with everyone,the owners of the VA are just like me and you and blend in seamlessly joining in with the fun and laughter all night long and we really cant wait to see them all again, thank you so much VA for giving us the best night we have ever had in a club xxxxx

Date: 11 January 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Whenever we go to VA we have high expectations and are never disappointed. Not only are the staff brilliant but they are consistently brilliant. A testimony to bi night is the number of straight people who go simply because you'll go a long way to find such a fantastic atmosphere. If you've never been to VA. Two words. Get there. If you're bi and haven't attended a bi night then you're seriously missing out. It doesn't matter where you live. It's worth the trip.

To the tireless hardworking VA staff. We don't thank you enough. To the dedicated support team who always have a friendly word and a smile on their faces thank you for all that you do. It doesn't go unnoticed.


Date: 8 January 2017

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