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The Vanilla Alternative

Tempsford, South East

info@thevanillaalternative.co.uk,
http://thevanillaalternative.co.uk/

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This is a sumptuous swingers club and hotel in Bedfordshire on the A1 not far from the Capital. The VA aim is to provide something exclusive, somewhere upmarket, somewhere that's a "bit of alright" for discerning adults to meet and play together! The very experienced VA management team have an insight into what is growing into a more open market and have worked very hard to find something that ticks all the boxes. From the private rural location, the licensed bar, the array of play areas, the enormous hot tub, the on site hotel rooms, the extensive dedicated car park right down to the warm smile, the personal care and attention you get from a team who know the lifestyle inside out! No membership fees till September 2011 whilst phase two of the quarter of a million pound refurbishment programme is completed. Phase one will be complete for the grand launch on Saturday 26th February. Please visit the website www.thevanillaalternative.co.uk for details of events and to register on the mailing list. Make your next party a VA party!

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Rating: Fabulous
Been a few times to this club and love it! Friendly staff and a great way to meet new friends ....the hotel is also very good to stay in ... definitely recommend :) will be back again soon

Date: 17 February 2020

Rating: Fabulous
We regularly attend VA for Spicys Bi nights and on the 7th feb spicy and the club we’re kind enough to let us hold Stu’s 40th there what amazing night it was the whole went above and beyond to make the night special for Stu. So much we attended Pinkflamingos valentines night on Friday our first visit on a non Bi party and what an awesome night it wa, we will definitely be back to more nights xx

Date: 16 February 2020

Rating: Fabulous
Two brilliant nights of fun and debauchery at Pink Flamingo’s Valentines weekend party. A real mix of gorgeous people and a sexy atmosphere, both Friday and Saturday. Thanks guys, you never fail to deliver a fabulous night(s). Can’t wait to see you again soon - Angel and Mason xx

Date: 16 February 2020

Rating: Fabulous
The Pink Flamingo Valentine’s party on Friday was really fun. The VA was busy, lots of people and a very sexy atmosphere. Hats off to the gorgeous, friendly hostess and to this superb club— thanks!

Date: 16 February 2020

Rating: Fabulous
We attended the pink flamingo valentines night event at VA on Friday. From the moment we stepped in the door the hostess and her team could not have been more accommodating. Great mix of people who were all up for sharing their love. Hoopla game was a nice touch as were the shots ! Mrs even got to leave her lipstick on hostesses gorgeous boobs - her basque was something else ! Get yourself along to VA x

Date: 16 February 2020

Rating: OK
Valentines was so good! Great event. Very busy - great mix of people, lots of fun had by all. Absolutely love this club And will be back soon. We meet some great people last night and had great fun with some amazing people

Date: 15 February 2020

Rating: Fabulous
I went to spicy's bi night last Friday and had an amazing time the club itself was on point as always clean, friendly staff and full of sexy open minded bi people, spicy herself was keeping her eye on the single men to make sure they followed the rules which was great to see.

Had loads of fun during the evening and met some southern friends that I haven't seen in ages.

Hayley is coming down in April for this event hotel is already booked.

Neil. Xxx


Date: 15 February 2020

Rating: Fabulous
Valentines was sooooooooo good! Incredibly well hosted event. Very busy - great mix of people, lots of naughty shenanigans and fun had by all. My favourite club in the country. Coming back tonight and then again very soon. Lots of love, Abbie xx

Date: 15 February 2020

Rating: OK
What a great venue, unlimited fun.. will be back surely

Date: 13 February 2020

Rating: Fabulous
Love this club can not recomend it highly enough.

Date: 9 February 2020

Rating: Fabulous
Va you never fail to dissapoint !

By far our favourite club !

Can't wait to return

Till next time

Keep it naughty! Xx


Date: 9 February 2020

Rating: Fabulous
Visited the VA on Saturday for the couples evening with my partner it was our first time going to a club and WOW lovely venue very friendly helpful staff everybody was so friendly and welcoming & kind met some lovely sexy people we will definitely be going back :) xoxo

Date: 9 February 2020

Rating: Fabulous
Friday was our second visit to VA. This time we went for spicys bi night and our friend Stu's birthday. We loved it and really can't wait to come back. Spicy really throws a great party, a great venue, the right mix of people, lots of fuckery and more xXx

Date: 9 February 2020

Rating: Fabulous
Without a shadow of doubt the Best Bi Night in the country, Chams mondays were excellent but cant beat Spicey's night . A Blend of very accepting deviant people , good music, great venue and fantastic hostess make for the perfect mix .Stu's Birthday was an absolute ball thanks to all the beautiful people there xx

Date: 8 February 2020

Rating: Fabulous
Another fun filled night of shenanigans.

The club is amazing and Kim and her team do the best job ever to serve everyone and put up with all of the misfits .

This really is a warm, clean an welcoming place.


Date: 8 February 2020

Rating: Fabulous
My first visit to VA and wasn't disappointed, a great mix of people and what a relaxed atmosphere, great music, brilliant staff and fantastic facilities

Thanks Angeleyes999 for taking me.

I cant wait for my next visit.


Date: 8 February 2020

Rating: Fabulous
Attended spicys bi might and wow what a great night the club is a great venue amazing staff. With that and a mix of great guests what more can you ask for definitely left with a big smile and will be back for more.

Date: 8 February 2020

Rating: OK
Another great night at Spicy’s Bi Night. A wonderful mix of people, music and attentive staff. The hostess with the mostess gets the atmosphere just right. We will be back x

Date: 8 February 2020

Rating: Fabulous
Went to Spicy’s bi night last night and had an incredible time. One of the most open, truly bi nights I have been to. Great atmosphere, plenty of action.... awesome. Will definitely be back!

Date: 8 February 2020

Rating: Fabulous
Attended Spicy’s Bi Night on Friday 7th Feb at Vanilla Alternative. Wow what a night - this was my first ever club outing. Great food, banging tunes from the DJ amazing atmosphere and amazing people. Made some lovely new friends. As a t-girl I was total accepted by everyone. A special shout to the great bar staff that are really friendly and work so hard all night xx

Date: 8 February 2020

Rating: Fabulous
Another brilliant night at the best club in the country ! Spicy’s bi night is brilliantly arranged, managed and monitored throughout by the ever-attentive Spicy. Her management of th guest list produces an awesome mix of folk which then leads to some good quality fun and frolicking. The club seems to constantly ‘tweak’ little things here and there which all helps to keep it vibrant. Great DJ and great ‘choons’ as well ! Thanks again !

Date: 8 February 2020

Rating: OK
Attended late on Saturday for the ibiza party.

Our 2nd visit to this club, 1st time we were real newbies over 5 year ago.

The place was very busy, was great to see so many sexy people being well catered for so to speak.

Staff were helpful and polite, everywhere was nice and clean.

We will definitely be back, but not leave it as long next time.


Date: 6 February 2020

Rating: Fabulous
Attend the Ibiza night Saturday... was really busy. Plenty of hot people there. DJ was awesome played great tunes to party away to... was just like being in Ibiza... had an evening full of dancing and naughty fun. Definitely a club worth visiting. Will be back very soon

Date: 2 February 2020

Rating: Fabulous
I’ve been attending the VA for nearly a year now and it is hands down the best club in the country. Attracts the best clientele and is extremely well run and welcoming. I’ve never had a bad night there! Everyone you meet is super friendly, open minded and filthy ;) my kinda people! The place is a real testament to the owners and the staff. From the moment you walk in that first time and the legend that is, Steed gives you the grand tour you know you’ve made the right decision. The bar is reasonably priced, well stocked and has eye candy for days serving you! The music is always appropriate and the dance floor packed. The playrooms are clean, inclusive and well thought out! Anyway enough drivel.. get your sexy asses there! And thank you everyone for the best year. Here’s to more naughty shenanigans in 2020! Abbie xx

Date: 2 February 2020

Rating: Fabulous
What a brilliant night at the Ibiza party staff were fantastic as usual music was awesome and the fun went on all night we love it here so much definitely 1 of our best nights in this scene thankyou va. xx

Date: 2 February 2020

Rating: Fabulous
I want to thank VA for a super fun Ibiza club night! Danced until I had to lay on my back :) XXX

Lovely people all around and fabulous atmosphere to match our kinky minds.

See you soon again!!!



Date: 2 February 2020

Rating: Fabulous
We visited the VA last Saturday for the first time. We have been looking for a club that we feel comfortable at for a while now, only clubs abroad have ticked all our boxes up until now. The VA is very well run, clean well layed out and the staff are excellent, very professional, freindly and helpfull. They put you at ease as soon as you enter. We enjoyed the open play areas design, it makes it very inclusive for everyone. we had a great time and will definatly be returning as we met some loverly sexy people.

J and L


Date: 1 February 2020

Rating: Fun
Been there on Bi night Stylish elegant club Amazing host, lots of nice people willing to play and a very good vibe. Will definitely return .

Date: 23 January 2020

Rating: Fabulous
My first time here yesterday and really enjoyed it, it was busy with both couples and singles, quite a lot of single guys but lucky for us single guys, there was a few greedy girls to keep us happy. I will be back here again for milf club soon.

Date: 23 January 2020

Rating: OK
Milf club is all a naughty girl needs on a Wednesday. Thanks to the guys who added to my fun xxx

Date: 22 January 2020

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