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The Vanilla Alternative

Tempsford, South East

info@thevanillaalternative.co.uk,
http://thevanillaalternative.co.uk/

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This is a sumptuous swingers club and hotel in Bedfordshire on the A1 not far from the Capital. The VA aim is to provide something exclusive, somewhere upmarket, somewhere that's a "bit of alright" for discerning adults to meet and play together! The very experienced VA management team have an insight into what is growing into a more open market and have worked very hard to find something that ticks all the boxes. From the private rural location, the licensed bar, the array of play areas, the enormous hot tub, the on site hotel rooms, the extensive dedicated car park right down to the warm smile, the personal care and attention you get from a team who know the lifestyle inside out! No membership fees till September 2011 whilst phase two of the quarter of a million pound refurbishment programme is completed. Phase one will be complete for the grand launch on Saturday 26th February. Please visit the website www.thevanillaalternative.co.uk for details of events and to register on the mailing list. Make your next party a VA party!

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Rating: Fabulous
We just spent a wonderful night at va last night x beautiful couples and good music x can’t wait for chic party x

Date: 13 January 2019

Rating: Fabulous
Had a great night last night, made lots of new sexy friends. Great atmosphere super sexy crowd. Love this club

Date: 13 January 2019

Rating: Fabulous
Another fab night at VA sexy couples hot atmosphere and a perfect hot tub to relax and have fun x favourite club for us

Date: 13 January 2019

Rating: Fabulous
So this is a review from a confident single guy, on his 2nd ever visit to a club. Attended on 4th Jan for Bi Night. Stayed overnight so arrived quite early, had a quick tour and went to my room. Came down after 8pm and was met by Spicy who gave me a tour.

The actual club is amazing, very tasteful with enough areas for fun and socialising ro keep anyone hapoy

I genuinely cannot find the words to describe what a brilliant night I had. Everyone was so friendly and open to chatting from the sexy bar staff to other couples and newbies.

I drove 3hrs to attend and will be back at the bi night every month!

A special thank you to the host Spicy who really is a wonderful women full of positive energy. You can make great future friends at this place if you're willing to make an effort


Date: 9 January 2019

Rating: Fabulous
My favourite club by miles. I went to spicy bi night on Friday 4th January. Had some fun in the female gloryhole room with a gorgeous lady and then in blue room. Didn’t get her name but would love to meet you again.

Till next time. Xxx S



Date: 6 January 2019

Rating: Fabulous
My second visit to one of Spicys bi-night events. Felt more relaxed in myself having been before and soon got talking to people before the fun began.

Had a good night and now trying to work out how to justify my next visit with the 400mile round trip from home.

Thanks for a great night and hope to see you all again soon.


Date: 6 January 2019

Rating: Fabulous
Wow spicyminx and Jules you did us proud last night at this amazing club

Only our second time of attending but we felt the love straight away . Staff owners and all the party guests went out of there way to make us feel welcome

We felt it our duty to help the guys offload at the end of the evening and enjoyed every second .. v .a we loved out night with you and will definitely return. Xx our love and verifcations Mark.. cat


Date: 5 January 2019

Rating: Fabulous
Well done Spicyminx and Jules and the wonderful staff and the lovely guests for making last nights Bi Night a wonderfully sexy event. Great to see old friends and meet new ones. A perfect evening.

It's a great night and club if you're a first time swinger/s it's just right. A relaxed friendly and sexy place to be.


Date: 5 January 2019

Rating: Fun
First time at spicy’s bi night for ages. Really enjoyed it - fun people, great ambience, hot jacuzzi and met some old and new friends :) x

Date: 5 January 2019

Rating: Fabulous
Had a great night at the bi spicey night

Me ad Carly really enjoyed it


Date: 5 January 2019

Rating: Fabulous
Thanks spicy for another great night roll on the next carlyx

Date: 5 January 2019

Rating: Fabulous
VA is such a great swinging club! We’ve only been twice - one of them was just a recent NYE party which had such a great turnout and sexy vibe :) the club itself is very well organised! Staff is always very helpful and approachable! Overall, very professional place where you can have loads of naughty fun - especially in a jacuzzi or couples only play areas :) Definitely on our top list - see you soon guys x

Date: 3 January 2019

Rating: OK
Visited the club on NYE We have been off the seen for some time and heard there have been many changes.....We can definitely say they are great. Thanks again for a great time and great mems xx

Date: 2 January 2019

Rating: OK
Once again VA proves to be a great club...amazing night..and even the staff joined in for the count down and joined in the hot tub afterwards...nothing like having a lifeguard without a whistle in the hot tub...

Date: 2 January 2019

Rating: OK
A truly fabulous club, looking forward to Fridays bi night organised by Spicyminx, the best club night each month.

Date: 1 January 2019

Rating: OK
Went to NYE last night. First time we've been in over a year. Club is as lovely as we remembered and staff were friendly. It has a great ambience as a private members club and the dancefloor and bar area ard great.

Unfortunately we didnt 'feel it' last night. Club seemed busy around food time but then seemed to drop in numbers a little.

Was disappinted that there were guys present that were not in black tie some in jeans and a shirt.

Also perhaps rules have changed but people were walking round fully clothed in the play areas and jacuzzi area. We thought those were dress down areas. At the time we were having a little fun of our own on the beds and i watched a guy who appeared to be on his own get in the jacuzzi and then onyo the beds. He was watching others and having a tug or two. He wasnt interfering but he was clearly on his own as we saw him very early on in the night and he was still on his own when we left. We thoughtit was couples and single ladies only evening.

The couples only area was empty but it felt very cold on there so perhaps that was the reason why.

After midnight jacuzzi was full and things started to kick off. We left at about 1230 and gave another lovely couple a lift to their hotel.

Again lovely club but just an off night for us.



Date: 1 January 2019

Rating: OK
Wow we love this place, been a while but what a great New Years Eve party. Most of which playing in the hot tub. Best club by far and shall not leave it so long next time.

Thanks guys and see you soon.

Puss and Boots xxx


Date: 1 January 2019

Rating: Fabulous
First time at VA last night the place is beautiful, the staff are friendly and prices for the drinks surprising lower then expected. We met friends there which made the night easier. Was a bit gutted I hired a tuxedo and guys were in jeans and shirts but we still enjoyed it there. You can tell a lot of money been spent on the place I think we definitely come back in the future. Hopefully xx M and S

Date: 1 January 2019

Rating: Fabulous
Great night at the christmas party lots of sexy people and good atmosphere as always. Looking forward to the new years eve party and meeting up with old and new sexy friends, best way to see in the new year.

Date: 26 December 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Attended Friday's chrstmas party and what a lovely sexy crowd were in attendance at our faverite club.

We met and had fun with some lovely people and can't wait for our next visit.


Date: 16 December 2018

Rating: Fabulous
What a great night last night at the VA (as always). The Hot tub was so hot (temperature was good to)!, and lots of sexy couples to play with. A perfect environment for us.

Only regret, forgetting the fab swinger user names of the people we met. :(


Date: 16 December 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Another fun night at VA! Really hot atmosphere and good music! We are starting to feel like home there xx the best club for us x

Date: 16 December 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Thanks for another amazing evening. The club felt really Christmasy from the moment we walked in. Hot sexy crowd, not to packed and lots of very hot play. As ever the place was spotless from the play rooms to the accommodation. Everyone was friendly and respectful.

Merry Christmas

Big Hugs

Orla and Lewis

xx


Date: 15 December 2018

Rating: Fun
Went to Spicyminx’s excellent bi night..

As usual brilliant mix of deeply gorgeous people there.

The hot tub (indeed the whole room) was on the chilly side which was dissapointing. There were very few people therefore in the area .... so everyone moved to the orgy room and oh boy!

So please VA up the temperature in the tub and that room generally, but we can hardly complain as we had a fun filled night instead..

Mwaaaah


Date: 12 December 2018

Rating: Fabulous
What a night. Full of liberated fun sexy people. We're always at our most comfortable laying naked surrounded by other naked bodies all there to enjoy themselves and to help others feel wonderful. Thank you Spicy for a guest list your hard work deserved. We played with a group of hot and horny couples, bi men, and super sexy Tv's. Kelly made our night as always. Greatest arse out there. (Not including Beaus).

Spicy's Bi night is always our go to night.


Date: 11 December 2018

Rating: Fabulous
What a fantastic place. Easy to find. Lots of parking. Nice reception area & cloakroom, through to the dance floor & the big bar area. Some quiet places to chat to others. The jacuzzi is massive along with the chilling / playing areas. Changing areas are good. I was there for the Spicy's Bi Night - the mix of guests made it a wonderful night. Well worth going to VA & Spicy's Bi Night. Also there is a hotel facilities too but I stayed locally. I will be back there sometime soon.

Date: 11 December 2018

Rating: Fabulous
My first time at VA bi-night and was simply amazed at how well the club is run. The hostess Spicy made me feel comfortable in an instant and showed me around the club and introduced me around.. the play areas were incredibly clean and felt looked after.. the crowd was very friendly and the atmosphere was relaxing

Will definitely look forward to the next party xx


Date: 9 December 2018

Rating: Fun
Fun night at the belle armour party, lots of sexy people and made some friends. Really loved the live sax and bongos

Date: 9 December 2018

Rating: Fabulous
WOW!!

What can I say, Spicys Bi Night on Fri 7th December was my first visit to VA and for sure it won't be my last. As a veteran of the bi male scene I wonder why I had not been before, having been to many other venues and I still don't know the answer to that question. What I do know is that this is the best!! Fantastic, Fabulous.

From arrival to leaving everything was brilliant. The place is spacious, spotless and sumptuous, The staff are the friendliest bunch and nothing has been forgotten to make sure the invited guests are well catered for. The clientele are wonderful, respectful and very welcoming ensuring this first-timer was accepted, indeed engulfed. Spicy herself introduced me to couples, groups, TVs and single guys and single girls, then showed me round the premises and just laid the basis for what turned into one of the best nights of my long life. She is a marvellous host and she just goes the extra mile to make sure her guests have the time of their life

When the action started I realised that this was going to be memorable and spectacular. I think all the above contributed to this but above all it was the open nature of the venue, the layout, as well as the open nature of every single guest. Because there are no private rooms (although there are quiet spaces) I was surrounded by a mass of beautiful people all enjoying themselves and one another, nothing was hidden and this seemed to be the reason everyone was having fun. No one was excluded and no one felt left out. I certainly had the time of my life.

If you have not been to VA you have to try it, add a trip there to your bucket list and see if I am right. 5 star rating, I must tell tripadvisor


Date: 9 December 2018

Rating: OK
Another great bi night at va hosted by the sexy spicyminx very friendly place and lovely bar staff can’t wait to January for the next instalment off sexy fun



Date: 9 December 2018

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