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The Vanilla Alternative

Tempsford, South East

info@thevanillaalternative.co.uk,
http://thevanillaalternative.co.uk/

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This is a sumptuous swingers club and hotel in Bedfordshire on the A1 not far from the Capital. The VA aim is to provide something exclusive, somewhere upmarket, somewhere that's a "bit of alright" for discerning adults to meet and play together! The very experienced VA management team have an insight into what is growing into a more open market and have worked very hard to find something that ticks all the boxes. From the private rural location, the licensed bar, the array of play areas, the enormous hot tub, the on site hotel rooms, the extensive dedicated car park right down to the warm smile, the personal care and attention you get from a team who know the lifestyle inside out! No membership fees till September 2011 whilst phase two of the quarter of a million pound refurbishment programme is completed. Phase one will be complete for the grand launch on Saturday 26th February. Please visit the website www.thevanillaalternative.co.uk for details of events and to register on the mailing list. Make your next party a VA party!

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Rating: Fabulous
My first visit to VA, it was the Milf Club event last Wednesday. Wow!

Such great facilities, friendly staff and welcoming guests.

The perfect recipe, consider me a regular now!


Date: 18 September 2017

Rating: Fabulous
2nd visit to the VA club last night. A great mix of people and as always clean and well presented as a venue. The hosts are always great with newbies (we seen quite a few introductions as we were playing ??) which having been there before is always good. Well worth a visit for any 1st timers or hardened swingers. Will continue to visit and put the VA down as a top reared club. ??

Date: 17 September 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Our first visit to Milf Club for a few months and good to see it just as busy as ever. VA continues to get even better with new play beds and new showers since our last visit. Thanks to everyone we played with. See you all again soon.

Date: 13 September 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Another fantastic night at VA for us. Really busy night, appeared to be a lot of new people trying the club Saturday night and from what we overheard in the smoking area great night had by all ! The overall vibe was relaxing and chilled.

Once everyone went off to do their thing, we got our sofa & our night was now perfect, only wish was we'd seen one an hour sooner, nothing like a sofa for 2 in a sexy bar ! hot tub was amazing as always and never a let down.. Incredible amount of couples can fit in happily. Perfect night for us, the evening is just never long enough ! Next time it's an 8pm arrival!


Date: 11 September 2017

Rating: Fun
We went last weekend and thought we ought to get round to doing a review.

I have to say that the club is beautifully finished off and does have a sexy sumptuous feel.

It is a small/medium sized club and all the play areas are totally open, so this is not a club for the shy and may not suit those new to the scene.

The night we chose turned out not to be the best for us, due to the event that was on. Sadly, the extra cost, coupled with music I really don't like, took the shine off a bit for me (Nita).

I found having different music in the play area a distraction too, as it was competing with that being played in the social area. Its pretty much open plan, so having the same music in the whole venue would work better.

I also thought the the "dungeon" area being the brightest lightest area a bit odd.

We probably would go again, as it really is a lovely place with friendly people, but will be more careful of our choice of evening.


Date: 10 September 2017

Rating: Fun
We've not been to VA for approx 5/6 years. Can't believe we've left it so long! Enjoyed a lovely warm welcome back at the recent Chic night from Jules, Scott & Dax. VA really does tick the boxes as a club for us, and we hope we can get back there more regularly when our diaries permit.

Date: 4 September 2017

Rating: Fabulous
It was Bi-Night on Friday and Spicy does an absolute sparkling job of making sure everyone says hello to someone, a great host, always with a smile. The venue is one of the most relaxed I've been to, loads of play space, nooks and cranny's.

The bar staff do a great job, nothing seems too much trouble - and the play....well, the play :)


Date: 3 September 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Absolute epic night of fun, friendship and naughtiness, loved every minute of the evening apart from when it ended.

Great hostess, great club for our very first visit we were welcomed perfectly and made some very lovely new friends. We've never seen a club so full of like minded naughty people and couldn't stop smiling from the minute we got in.

Definitely be back here soon as already having withdrawals :-(


Date: 2 September 2017

Rating: Fabulous
OMG what a fantastic night at this club lots of super sexy friendly people from the minute we arrived to the minute we left we never stop playing walked in and crawled out will definitely be back Big thanks to everybody at the club for making it such a great night

Date: 2 September 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Have had great nights at the VA before , so last night attended Spicyminx's no night for the first time with a friend. Spicy greeted us warmly , and from that moment on it was a fantastic night. So many lovely friendly uninhibited and respectful people. Lots of play and lots of friends made. Can't wait for the next one. We also stayed in one of the club's rooms. They are clean , comfy and reasonably priced, and it was so great that we only had to go upstairs at the end of the night !! Xx

Date: 2 September 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Visited VA last night, this was to attend spicy's Bi night. Have been several times before, as usual we had a fantastic evening. We don't often leave reviews, but because these nights and VA its self are fantastic, we felt it was right to let others know how good our experience was.

Brilliant host, introduced as many people as she could, always trying to improve the atmosphere. We met some lovely and sexy people, great banter in the hot tub which led to some really good playing time. To everyone we met, thanks for a good night.


Date: 2 September 2017

Rating: OK
Went to VA Bi night last night hosted by spicyminx. What a great night I had the place was packed at one point it was like a roman orgy .SpicyMinx is very friendly and easy to talk to ,the club is good as well nice friendly bar staff easy to find and lots of parking.

Date: 2 September 2017

Rating: Fabulous
I attended Spicy's Bi Night and recommend it to anyone who wants a great evening of friendly erotic company - it's terrific. Spicy wais a brilliant hostess, circulating discreetly to ensure new attendees like myself are having a good time. The venue is great - plenty of space to talk and to play. The rules are thoughtfully designed to create a safe, respectful yet sexy environment which suits the discreet as well as the uninhibited! The night I went was buzzing with friendly, well turned out folks of all types - with plenty of very horny ones too. A great place to dip your toe in the water and get a sense (or more) of bi erotic possibilities.

Date: 2 September 2017

Rating: Fabulous
So last night I ventured out to VA on my own, don't know what I was worried about!

(I have been a couple of times before with a friend) It was a fabulous night, lots of great laughs in the bar with some friends which turned into 'shall we get in the hot tub' - don't forget to count the steps!! Before long new friends were made and even more fun was had. The play areas were very busy with a brilliant friendly, horny atmosphere, and most importantly all the single guys were very respectful and didn't cause any issues at all.

This will most definitely be one of my regular nights out! :)


Date: 2 September 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Spicy smashed it again, bi nights just keep getting bigger and better. So many lovely people there last night and had another amazing time. Best club night around see you again next month x

Date: 2 September 2017

Rating: Fabulous
We visited last night for the first time and what a surprise. Everything about the club is impressive and what a friendly crowd. We will definitely be back for more-)

Date: 2 September 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Incredible place! Great staff and the facilities are fantastic; amazing hot tub, super sexy play areas and a classy bar and chill out zone. The VA is the cleanest and most sophisticated of all the clubs we have been to so far. A must visit for anyone that enjoys a superior night out. And you must check out their yearly Festival of Fun, its a fab weekend packed with lots of sexy people and things to do!!

Date: 31 August 2017

Rating: Fun
Thank you for making me feel welcome we attended Friday nights fun, the club is very accessible for a wheelchair user.

I hope I get lucky and can attend again.


Date: 28 August 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Oh my god where to start!

We attended the festival last month.

This place is amazing! The size of it and atmosphere! The decor and pool

We will deffo be returning again soon!

Recommend this club to anyone from anywhere it's worth the travel!



Date: 28 August 2017

Rating: Fabulous
We attended the white party on the 26th. We finally overcame our nerves and made it through the door and we are gladness we did! Seeing as it was our first time we got shown around by one of the owners who made it very relaxed for us wondering around this new environment, which was far superior than we had expected. It was clean, spacious and tidy. The bar area is a great place to start as it's very relaxed and the hot tub is a must, which we found out thanks to a rather sexy couple! Time flew by and before we knew it the lights came up and it was time to go home but we weren't rushed out the door at all. On the night we went we had no issue with any unwanted contact or pushy people which was really pleasing. Overall we had a great night in a very sexy environment and 10/10 would return!

Date: 27 August 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Friday 25th August- what a brilliant time we had - sexy people & great atmosphere and plenty to keep a naughty girl very busy all night. Xxx to some amazing Gentlemen

Date: 26 August 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Went to the MILF night on 25th August. Great club, great night, lots of couples sharing and well behaved single guys. The tub is a great ice breaker. It gets better everytime I go!!! xx

Date: 26 August 2017

Rating: Fun
We visited for the second time on Friday 19th August following a slightly disappointing visit for the Schools Out party early July. Party night was quiet and VA appeared to mean you had fun with your own partner only. Rather than right it off from the one visit we returned and found the Friday night to be more fun. With single guys allowed J was in her element and we really enjoyed it. Everyone was friendly and respectful. The venue itself is great; large hot tub, plenty of beds rather than rooms but 2 large play rooms as well as a dungeon area. There is a good bar with reasonably priced drinks and a lovely buffet provided. They even have very comfortable rooms to stay in. All in all definitely a club worth visiting... we will be back ??

Date: 23 August 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Attended here last night for our first visit ... it wont be our last.

Superb layout and a lot of thought given to enjoying yourself. Met some very hot couples both in and out of the playrooms. We have been to other clubs but this one is friendliest we have tried so far. Thanks to all who made it a fun night.


Date: 20 August 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Attended last night, vibe was a bit different from normal which some other couples noticed. Although we all had some funny gossip ????. Brian as usual was lovely as usual and always has a smile.

We still haven't brought ourselves to want to try elsewhere. We feel horny and incredibly sexy here and the hot tub is our favourite part by far at one point when I looked around the room when my husband was fucking me so intensely, I was beside myself, I wanted to look around and then I saw that nearly everyone was watching us in a crowded room and we felt amazing and next time will probably just mostly stay here, and the bar. We would also love people to verify us.

I still couldn't recommend this club any higher, it doesn't matter about how much experience you have of other clubs it's how they make you feel !


Date: 20 August 2017

Rating: Fabulous
Too many superlatives to describe the VA !

It really took us by surprise... better than I could ever imagined ...

What a great place !!!

Decor is amazing !

People were fantastic !

Attendees super sexy !

Great bar ... showers - lockers and towels !!!! Wow we love it !


Date: 20 August 2017

Rating: Fabulous
We had a 3rd night's experience at VA on the 12/8 met some wonderful people as always. The staff are absolutely great, we love the lay out of the club & the hot tub is amazing. Rooms if you choose to stay overnight are very clean & comfortable. If you are thinking of visiting a club this is definitely the place to go. We have had some very sexy encounters and can't wait to go back for more.

Date: 19 August 2017

Rating: Fabulous
I attended Spicy's Bi-Night and although, it was the middle of the Sumer holidays, (so attendance was low), I met some people that I'd played with before, they introduced me to another couple and a five some followed. The club itself is a wonderful place, relaxed and clean. The people I've met are lovely, sexy and always up for playing. Crazy, lovely place

Date: 17 August 2017

Rating: Fabulous
I visited the vanila on a Friday , I found it very clean and staff were very friendly .

Thank you and hope to see you soon


Date: 15 August 2017

Rating: Fabulous
We visited for the first time on 12/8 and was welcomed by the staff who also gave us the tour. It was immaculate and very sexy!

Loved the atmosphere and was chatting to others in no time, a really friendly place with such a relaxed feel. We've booked to go back next week for more naughty antics and can't wait! We don't have one single complaint and think we've found our new regular club.



Date: 14 August 2017

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