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The Vanilla Alternative

Tempsford, South East

info@thevanillaalternative.co.uk,
http://thevanillaalternative.co.uk/

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This is a sumptuous swingers club and hotel in Bedfordshire on the A1 not far from the Capital. The VA aim is to provide something exclusive, somewhere upmarket, somewhere that's a "bit of alright" for discerning adults to meet and play together! The very experienced VA management team have an insight into what is growing into a more open market and have worked very hard to find something that ticks all the boxes. From the private rural location, the licensed bar, the array of play areas, the enormous hot tub, the on site hotel rooms, the extensive dedicated car park right down to the warm smile, the personal care and attention you get from a team who know the lifestyle inside out! No membership fees till September 2011 whilst phase two of the quarter of a million pound refurbishment programme is completed. Phase one will be complete for the grand launch on Saturday 26th February. Please visit the website www.thevanillaalternative.co.uk for details of events and to register on the mailing list. Make your next party a VA party!

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Rating: Fabulous
Visited again on Saturday and this time we stayed in the hotel. Our room was clean and functional. Tv didn’t work which was disappointing as my partner wanted to catch the cup final. Not the end of the world though.

As always the club was great, we are always made to feel welcome and have loads of fun.


Date: 20 May 2019

Rating: Fun
went to this club for our first time last night and must admit we were very impressed at such a nice club.

we were welcomed by the staff and felt comfortable.

Still unsure if we will be doing a repeat visit as we did feel a bit older than the rest there and felt a little out of place.

age aside we would definitely advise people to attend if your the classier side of swinging.



Date: 19 May 2019

Rating: Fun
went to this club for our first time last night and must admit we were very impressed at such a nice club.

we were welcomed by the staff and felt comfortable.

Still unsure if we will be doing a repeat visit as we did feel a bit older than the rest there and felt a little out of place.

age aside we would definitely advise people to attend if your the classier side of swinging.



Date: 19 May 2019

Rating: OK
Visited on the 17th as a first visit and had mixed impressions

Hotel room was ok, but a couple of things to improve (light bulbs to replace, tv not working and shower strength poor (room3) but rooms were clean and an en-suite near London for £60 is a bargain

Club was clean and had lots of space in 2 big playrooms and a lovely big spa that people congregated in

Separate bar and 2 further rooms and a dance area means there is no lack of space to play in

This night was unusually quiet with about 15 couples and 8 single guys - good range of ages and some sexy people - there were over 200 the previous Friday as it was a party night

A little clicky, but go a few times and you’ll soon break down the barriers

Single guys were respectful and not pushy - had some lovely conversations with lots of people

Overall, a good experience and we worth the couples fee of £35 - I’d not like to go as a single guy, but would recommend to couples

A good club and I’d recommend (would be good to have a few more people though)

Plan to go again next Saturday on a party night



Date: 18 May 2019

Rating: Fabulous
Attended the Freedom night last Friday, very busy with an amazing crowd. Staff were fab as always and there was a great party atmosphere. Definitely will return.

Date: 16 May 2019

Rating: Fun
#freedomfriday first time at VA met some lovely people and had a fun time! They welcomed us and also helped us get a taxi home Will hopefully be visiting again soon!

Date: 14 May 2019

Rating: Fabulous
This club never fails...I've been attending a few times now..it just gets better and better.i feel like i know all the staff now...always sexy and friendly.

FREEDOM NIGHT was incredible..Thank You

Highly recommend everyone visit VA...you will deffo return.xx

Andy


Date: 13 May 2019

Rating: Fabulous
Attended the VA on Friday 10th and it was fantastic! Massive thank you to the hosts for putting on a great night, cant wait until the next time! Xx

Date: 12 May 2019

Rating: Fabulous
Hiya ..total agreement wow what an amazing night at VA ..so much action and visually what a turn on... I'll be dreaming for while ... #FREEDOM

Absolutely great chilled out atmosphere

.. completely knackered. ..big thanks to Orla Lewis for showing me the ropes xx

William x


Date: 12 May 2019

Rating: Fabulous
Although been to the club a few times we had never been on a party night. We were afraid that there wouldn’t be enough room to play when we saw the numbers in the bar. Our fears were quickly put to rest as there was plenty of room. Was the first time we had used the couples only area and just loved it in there. The big bed got put straight to use with our group. Club is always spotless, staff are friendly, bar is priced great. The night is never long enough for us.

Oh and Brian is the worlds nicest man. Friendly courteous gentleman who always welcomes with a huge smile.


Date: 11 May 2019

Rating: Fabulous
Attended Friday for the Freedom event. Was an absolutely awesome night, the club was heaving with a great mix of sexy people. The hosts were brilliant and the atmosphere was amazing. Hopefully it's the first of many more.

Date: 11 May 2019

Rating: OK
First visit last night for freedom! And WOW it was amazing!! We stayed the night too and the room was very good! Staff and atmosphere was amazing! Very clean and plenty of room for activities! Had no problems with unwanted attention. We will deffo be returning! Also thank you to Bonita for finding my sock ;)

Date: 11 May 2019

Rating: Fabulous
Our first visit to VA last night for the freedom event and what a lovely enjoyable night.

Fantastic hosts and staff and such an friendly atmosphere. Enjoyed the hot tub when is was quite and got chatting to many people whilst Mr had a smoke.

Will definitely be back again for some more fun and frolics. Thank you everyone who made us feel welcome Mrs & Mr CC xx


Date: 11 May 2019

Rating: Fabulous
Awesome night at Freedom - met so many gorgeous guys and girls - so much fun in jacuzzi. Ended up invited back to a room where more fun was had ! Hosts were amazing and music had folk up and dancing. Hats off to Jess who was start naked from the moment we entered until we left - leading by example - good girl ! We will deffo be back to VA soon xx

Date: 11 May 2019

Rating: Fabulous
Had a briiliant night last night @ Freedom.

The club is amazing. Different from others we've been to and loved it.

Met loads of great people, lots of kinky fun...If only we could remember peoples' names.

S&A xx


Date: 11 May 2019

Rating: Fabulous
We traveled down from Birmingham for our first visit and we were not disappointed. The hosts were fabulous, both very approachable and we were made to feel very welcome.

We can’t fault it to be honest with you.

The place was spotless, lovely clean toilets, great facilities, bar staff were friendly and not forgetting all the sexy guests.

The single men were very respectful, hardly noticed them really unlike some places where you spot them a mile off.

If you’ve never been then get it on your to do list and book a room. I’ll definitely be recommending VA to all our brummie pals and we’re already planning our next visit.

Thanks to all

V&T xxx



Date: 11 May 2019

Rating: Fabulous
Attended Spicy’s bi night at VA last Friday on the spur of the moment. A fantastic evening as usual, however the new DJ really set the tone with some fantastic music, giving the night a sexy, clubby vibe. All the usual outrageous fun to be had with like minded, non judgmental hedonists!

Date: 9 May 2019

Rating: Fabulous
I visited for the Bi night recently and came away very impressed.

I used to frequent the venue when it was the Anchor pub, a very nice place to be so I had high expectations. A very warm welcome from the hosts and clientele, and a very enjoyable night including time in the hot tub which made for the icing on the cake.

I'll be frequenting this venue regularly from now on and will report back on the straight nights now knowing us t-girls are treated as ladies and always welcome.

Thank you for a really nice mature natured hedonistic time - Ticks all my boxes! xxx


Date: 9 May 2019

Rating: Fabulous
We attended the Chic 21 event for the first time, and boy what a party it was.

To start with we were served with a lovely drink on arrival, and then had time to socialize with some amazing people.

At around 11.30pm the ladies stripped off into their sexy underwear and the fun began.

The hot tub is one of the hottest places to enjoy voyeurism or meet other sexy people.

The whole event was well organised with a pre kik group which was a great way to get to know the others attending.

If you're thinking of going to VA or a Chic event then we'd highly recommend it.


Date: 7 May 2019

Rating: OK
Had another amazing Saturday night had our first full swop was an amazing couple and very sexy he made jo go tingly all over and adam almost drowned from her gushing squrting lol only thing we found wrong was the showers one did not work at all and the other was temperamental was either frezzing cold or scolding hot

Date: 6 May 2019

Rating: Fabulous
VA is now our favourite club. Spicy’s bi nights are the best, a great atmosphere and perfect for newbies and the experienced. The club is always clean and the staff are always so friendly and helpful.

Date: 5 May 2019

Rating: Fabulous
Don't know why I'd never been to the VA before but will certainly be going back. What a club this is and what a night Bi-Night is. Hosted to perfection by Spicy the staff are fabulous and the music was first class.

The best nights have the right mix of people, I'm sure we can all agree on that. Friday was not just the right mix but, for me at least, the perfect mix of likeminded couples and singles of all persuasions - and LOTS of them too. A cracking atmosphere and such a well thought out club.

Thank you once again Spicy. See you very soon.

Carrie xx


Date: 5 May 2019

Rating: Fabulous
We visited the VA for our first ever club event and honestly Spicys Bi Night is something we will definitely do again! We both had SO much fun. And my godness it was messy to!! Every one was so welcoming and friendly. Completely accepting and it was a perfectly comfortable setting! I’ve (Mrs) never felt so confident and sexy than I did last night.! Some seriously HOT people and I apologise for the wet mess. Definitely suggest some guttering for my next visit ;)! Recommend 100%!! Spicy was the most attentive host and made sure everyone was safe and knew what was what!! Cannot wait until we can come again! Well worth travelling over 100 miles for!

Date: 4 May 2019

Rating: Fabulous
VA is a great club, i have been going for years. But there is one night that keeps me coming back as often as i can, it has become a regular feature on my calendar and that is Spicys Bi Night.

Hosted to perfection Spicy makes everyone feel welcome, she works tirelessly to ensure that everyone is having a great time. First timers are given a personal tour and introduced to some of the 'older members' i now find myself in that category, ha ha!

If you want to try a club night where all identities and sexualities are catered for in a safe, happy and welcoming environment , then look no further.


Date: 4 May 2019

Rating: Fabulous
Another fantastic bi night at Vanilla Alternative hosted by the lovely Spicyminx

We love this place and would highly recommend both the bi night and the venue

Loved our room too! See you again soon xx


Date: 4 May 2019

Rating: Fabulous
First time at VA last night, as a newbie I was a little nervous to start with, soon got in to the ‘swing’ of things though, Can’t remember all the lovely people I spoke too so come say hi if we chatted or played

Lexi x


Date: 4 May 2019

Rating: Fabulous
Got boogieing to the super hot DJ at Bi Night hosted by gorgeous Spicyminx, had some lovely nibbles, then had some lovely nibbles lol.

Love this venue and night, it has everything, great for newbies to the club scene, relaxed and the guests are so sexy. The staff are a amazing and always helpful. If you're thinking of attending, do, I recommend it highly.


Date: 4 May 2019

Rating: Fabulous
this was my first time at VA and it is a first class club staff are very friendly and the layout of the club is top notch highly recommended to anyone for a great experience

Date: 4 May 2019

Rating: Fabulous
this was my first time at VA and it is a first class club staff are very friendly and the layout of the club is top notch highly recommended to anyone for a great experience

Date: 4 May 2019

Rating: Fabulous
this was my first time at VA and it is a first class club staff are very friendly and the layout of the club is top notch highly recommended to anyone for a great experience

Date: 4 May 2019

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