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The Vanilla Alternative

Tempsford, South East

info@thevanillaalternative.co.uk,
http://thevanillaalternative.co.uk/

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This is a sumptuous swingers club and hotel in Bedfordshire on the A1 not far from the Capital. The VA aim is to provide something exclusive, somewhere upmarket, somewhere that's a "bit of alright" for discerning adults to meet and play together! The very experienced VA management team have an insight into what is growing into a more open market and have worked very hard to find something that ticks all the boxes. From the private rural location, the licensed bar, the array of play areas, the enormous hot tub, the on site hotel rooms, the extensive dedicated car park right down to the warm smile, the personal care and attention you get from a team who know the lifestyle inside out! No membership fees till September 2011 whilst phase two of the quarter of a million pound refurbishment programme is completed. Phase one will be complete for the grand launch on Saturday 26th February. Please visit the website www.thevanillaalternative.co.uk for details of events and to register on the mailing list. Make your next party a VA party!

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Rating: Fabulous
We went on 20 August. This was our first ever club visit and we chose it because of what we have been told about the place. We were a bit nervous but there was no need to be.. they looked after us and were very attentive. What an amazing place! It wasnt long before it filled up and we met some amazing people there and before we knew it we were in the hot tub with another couple (shame they dont fab :(...) and we had some really sexy fun together.

This is a definate one to re visit for us. Thanks for an awesome evening xx


Date: 23 August 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Went on Friday evening and it was very friendly and a relaxed atmosphere. Staff were very friendly and helpful. Hot tub was certainly full with people, made new friends. Definitely will be back.

Date: 21 August 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Went to this club last night with a female friend

Was far the best and busiest night I've had there in the five visits I've had at this club

Amazing couples were present , if you recognise me please say hello


Date: 21 August 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Attended the Festival of Fun at the begining of August. It was such a great weekend, from the camping and hot tubs to the club in the evening. Great service, all very clean and great food/ drinks served all day. Points I wanted to raise - shower/toilet blocks, very small and not enough to cater for the growing crowd that the club attracts! Maybe some outdoor showers or at least communal :) also I was expecting more activities or games in the day - wet t-shirt competitions, stify ring toss?? Or naked sport games?? Just some ideas, luckily we had fantastic weather. But I can't help but think if we didn't, there would be much to do in the day, until the club opens, then it's sooo fun!

Date: 16 August 2016

Rating: Fabulous
We attended Spicyminx's Bi Night on Friday 12th of August and wow!! So so so much fun! So many sexy people there. No issues with the ''Bi play'' We had so much fun and, for once, WE'RE the action!! Lol. Really looking forward to the next one, and the next one, and the next one.

Well done to all the VA Team and Spicyminx. Double C. Xx


Date: 15 August 2016

Rating: Fabulous
This club never fails to impress. We went for the bi night last night and have to agree with previous comments, the club is non judgemental, clean, classy and fresh. The people that go to the bi nights are friendly, sociable and damn sexy. As for that Spicyminx, Yeh she's not bad ;-) Nails it everytime! Keep up the great work.xx.

Date: 13 August 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Great night at VA spicyminx is a credit to the world of swingers

Date: 13 August 2016

Rating: Fabulous
We visited VA last night for our second time and first on a bi night, and have to say it was amazing. We arrived early so spent a good while chatting at the bar, and spoke to a lovely couple. Headed into the hot tub for a while when i lost Mrs M to Sharon and Sian, so away they went for a bi threesome. Mrs had an amazing time, and left thoroughly satisfied. What is great about this club is that nobody is judgemental about anyone. There were all shapes and sizes there last night, and nobody gave a hoot about what anyone looked like, fantastic group of people. We cannot wait to go back again.

Date: 13 August 2016

Rating: Fabulous
My first visit to VA last night (Bi night) and it is by far the best club I have ever attended, clean, cool, well managed and super friendly. The clientele are of the highest calibre I have ever seen or spoken to in a club and it is easily the most sociable club I have ever attended. I will not go to another club again

Date: 13 August 2016

Rating: Fabulous
We managed to start for the whole of the festival this time and we're so glad we did. Amazing atmosphere, well organised and a perfect mix of relaxation and naughtiness!! It's going to take a while to get over a weekend like that. Can't wait for the next one!

Date: 12 August 2016

Rating: Fabulous
The people, the organisers, the fun, the play and the weather were all perfect and as you expect from the cleanest and sexiest club the festival was amazing. As so much positive print has gone in that anyone reading the thread will immediately be joining us at next years event I will give some constructive criticism in saying the shower and toilet facilities were stretched and with more people each year will need some extra mobiles booked for next time and maybe a board with some event times to allow Tweetypie to plan her costume changes in advance but none of that mattered at all as we played and partied every night and chilled in the sun or sinned in the hot tub in the days. Even some organised yoga to center us before we did it all again. This is exactly how a swingers festival should be and the clientele were just as amazing as the organisers. This overrides anything else in our diary for next year, now we just need to recover from this one.

Date: 9 August 2016

Rating: OK
Would just like to say... what a fantastic event, well done to all the staff!

Met some amazing people.

Thanks to the staff that found us the last pitch on the Saturday evening, it was a last minute decision and we're so glad we decided to come. This was our first festival experience and we will definitely be booking the whole weekend next time.

Great music,food and everyone was so friendly!


Date: 9 August 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Absolutely Fabulous, a truly amazing weekend to say the least which will take a long time to come down from.

Scott, Jules and their team put on an amazing weekend, well organised and always someone on hand for any needs.

The entertainment was great, club busy inside and out and to top it all, no feathers this year, yay!!!

Thanks guys for the best weekend EVER! xx


Date: 9 August 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Well Sat night night fest was the best.Well done to all the staff it must have been hard work but well worth it.xx

Date: 9 August 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Wow what a bloody marvellous weekend! We're still dining out in the naughtiness and trying to recover from the partying! Scott, Jules and the team worked so damn hard all weekend to make sure it went with a swing....and it really paid off!! It was the perfect balance of chilling, partying, perving and playing. Thanks guys the FOF was just awesome and we'll definitely be back next year! Xxxxxxx

Ps let me know if you find my silver earring lol!!


Date: 9 August 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Wow we have been to every FOF from the start

And didn't think it could get any better but every year they always pull something out of the bag or should I say balloons , I'm still finding glitter days on,

The best festival by far no one can touch

Scott &jules on how to run a weekend of endless fun and naughtyness its definitely worth the long drive

Keep it up gorgeous people we will still be smiling next week, see you soon

Big kisses

Tracy & gary x



Date: 9 August 2016

Rating: Fabulous
My first visit to VA festival and I can truly say I had a very wicked weekend with such a crowd of relaxed and approachable people there. Not long after I arrived I set out with a lady friend around the campsite with strawberries and squirty cream feeding and squirting everyone we met to break the ice a truly fun,naughty and hilarious experience. Our bond girl and boy outfits went down a treat as well as all my other silly outfits and antics.

Made more new friends than I could shake my stick at lol

Band, music and evening entertainment was good too. Well worth the journey


Date: 9 August 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Well what can we say that hasn't already been said about 2016's Festival of Fun....have just about recovered enough to go to work!!! What an amazingly chilled but fun and very horny weekend it was! Next year is already booked out in the diary and will make sure we camp so not to miss out on the fun! Was fabulous to see sooooo many people enjoying it!

Massive shout out to Mark for keeping everyone's strength up with fabulous food at all hours and to his fabulous wife Kim for keeping us all watered behind the bar!

Well Done to Jules, Scott, Daks, Tanyia, Sharon & Martin and the team for such a great weekend!

See you all soon :D


Date: 9 August 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Vanilla Alternative you did it again!!! AMAZING FESTIVAL. The sun always shines and the people are always sexy.

Thank you to the team for all the hard work you put in to make it the festival of fun xx


Date: 8 August 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Awesome!!!

Date: 8 August 2016

Rating: Fabulous
We attended our first VA festival by recommendation from some of our friends we met at other festivals.

We attended for the whole weekend but in our eagerness to get there and over 180 miles to travel there we forgot some vital equipment. (Not going to say what due to embarrassment) Jules stepped in to sort our problem out and nothing was too much trouble to ensure we had a great time.

From that point forward all we can say is Wow!!

We had a great time, The campsite was a hive of activity and the club even more so..... I don't think I've ever seen so many sexy people playing so much.

The foam party was fantastic which we enjoyed to the full !! xx.

It's such a shame we now have to wait another whole year for the next one but we are already counting the days.

Once again thanks to Scot & Jules for looking after everything and everyone and putting on such a friendly sexy festival.


Date: 8 August 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Can only confirm what's already been said - absolutely fabulous!! VA festival of fun was everything and more than promised, only sorry we were only there for the Saturday part! Definitely in our diary for next year! To the team, you are all always awesome but this was something else! Thank you for all the hard work and for being the beautiful people you are!

Date: 8 August 2016

Rating: Fabulous
it will take both of us a week, er make tha a fortnight to recover from our first festival of fun. from the moment we arrived to the time we left the weekend will last in our memories. we met up with some old friends who helped make the weekend even better. the campsite was buzzing the club was even more so. to every one who attended it was a pleasure to be in your company. the club itself was brill the pool the playrooms were all been used to their maximum with people having such a raunchy horny time. outside the entertainment was very good. for us the best part was the foam party, worth the admission fee alone. thanx to all the staff esp brian who eased our nerves and also the Great British summer weather who made this a unforgettable experience. we hope we can do it again next year.

Date: 8 August 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Having come close to being made famous by the papers at a previous festival this year we were a little nervous about going to another festival. Well what a diference!! Well organised, well thought out and all rules enforced. We were made to feel as safe and secure as you can be at a swingers festival... perfect.

The crowd and facilities were amazing, staff always on hand to help with a smile and fellow clientele respectful and friendly.

Not sure if a mistake was made with one of the previous posters but we found the bar prices typical pub prices, didnt queue for long at any time either. Which is exactly what we expect from a club that provides that service.

This club and festival are now top of our go to list, so glad we went. Just such a shame that some were put off from going in the first place because of previous events.

Scott, Jules, Daks and the crew Well done and thank you, we will definitely be back!!!


Date: 8 August 2016

Rating: Fabulous
We attended our second FoF and by God we enjoyed every minute we spent there. Jules and Scott you pulled it off well and truly.

From the entertainment to the band we couldn't fault anything. Lots of sexy people all under one roof is what this lifestyle is all about.Tatts was happy in helping out in crawling the campsite with the water guns with her partner in crime to cool of the festival goers off from the blazing sun and heat.

Definitely in our diary for next year. Thank you Jules and Scott and to all of your team, shall take our hats of to you all for pulling of one fantastic weekend. Xxxx


Date: 8 August 2016

Rating: Fabulous
No press no stress,great festival was fun lots of sexy couples great band tush,lovely venue and club.x

Super hosts thanks jules,it had it all from start to finish.xx

looking forward to next years fof now will have to book holidays around it as dont want to miss out on the next one.

This is what swinging festivals are all about thanks again to all involved xxx L&J xxx


Date: 8 August 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Attended the FOF on Saturday night for our 2nd visit to this great club, great band and well organised event, we had alot of fun and enjoyed our night. Will definitely be attending next year hopefully for the full weekend next time. Would like to say a big thank you to Mark who as always made us feel so welcome and has made our introduction to lifestyle so easy and comfortable.

Date: 8 August 2016

Rating: Fabulous
If you want to go to a swing festival this is the one to attend.Very well organised,great friendly staff,lots of sexy cool people.Put it in your diary for next year this will get busier and busier. Well done to all involved, it takes alot of hard work to put it on

Date: 8 August 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Just back from our first ever festival and we can't wait for another visit to this fantastic club .had the best weekend ever and met some sexy me friends. A foam party to remember with horny people we can't wait to meet again. A huge well done to all the va crew xx

Date: 7 August 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Got home after the FoF a couple of hours ago. We're both still smiling, we've had a brilliant time, but then it's not difficult when the team organise the event so well. Always love meeting up with the VA crew and the crowd are some of the friendliest anywhere. We met up with many of our long term friends but made lots of new ones too. Roddy is with the band. Thanks to everyone for making our vanilla friends, the band and their partners really welcome. They really look forward to playing the FoF because they say the people that go there are the best! If you spoke to us, please say hi and send us a friends request so we can keep in touch. Peace and love to you all, you awesome people. Xxx

Date: 7 August 2016

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