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The Vanilla Alternative

Tempsford, South East

info@thevanillaalternative.co.uk,
http://thevanillaalternative.co.uk/

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This is a sumptuous swingers club and hotel in Bedfordshire on the A1 not far from the Capital. The VA aim is to provide something exclusive, somewhere upmarket, somewhere that's a "bit of alright" for discerning adults to meet and play together! The very experienced VA management team have an insight into what is growing into a more open market and have worked very hard to find something that ticks all the boxes. From the private rural location, the licensed bar, the array of play areas, the enormous hot tub, the on site hotel rooms, the extensive dedicated car park right down to the warm smile, the personal care and attention you get from a team who know the lifestyle inside out! No membership fees till September 2011 whilst phase two of the quarter of a million pound refurbishment programme is completed. Phase one will be complete for the grand launch on Saturday 26th February. Please visit the website www.thevanillaalternative.co.uk for details of events and to register on the mailing list. Make your next party a VA party!

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Rating: OK
We haven't been here for some time must say everything is fabulous if not better always have a great night and a good laugh. And staff are simply amazing and nothing is to much trouble

Date: 24 July 2016

Rating: OK
I can't understand how you can say the staff are rude,as by what you said in your last review, you were refused entry.



Date: 20 July 2016

Rating: Fun
In response to the avoid review below. Everyone that comes to theclub has to be registered as it's s private members venue. This is so everyone's anonymity is protected. Single gents are also required to book into events as we do not want a club Iver run with gents compared to ladies s it's not fir on either. This is clearly stated on the website and registration form. So if this gentleman was not registered or booked in he would as happened be turned away, no point in snagging the club off for not following the process

Date: 16 July 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Visited VA for our first time tonight, we were made to feel very welcome and shown around by Spicy, the atmosphere is very relaxed and you can do as much or as little as you feel comfortable with, the club itself is very tastfully decorated and split up in social and fun areas, we had a good time and will definitely going back. The Staff are all very friendly. Very easy to get to and plenty of parking

Date: 16 July 2016

Rating: Fun
Attended this club last Friday night, just a social visit, and to see what it's like.... and I was impressed!

From entering the building, you could see straight away that a lot of time and effort has been put into this club, very modern, everything spotlessly clean and a well stocked bar too :-)

The people that own this club are friendly, and their staff are very welcoming to newbies.

I tried out the hot tub during my visit, and almost fell asleep there! Lol. All rooms imaculate, clean and very inviting too ;-)

This is a club I would recommend! 5 stars from me.



Date: 11 July 2016

Rating: Fabulous
We had our 2nd visit to VA last night and again we were not disappointed. We were lucky enough to get a room which was clean and presentable. The club and staff from are amazing with the pool being fabulous. Definitely looking forward to visit number 3. Cheers

Date: 10 July 2016

Rating: Fabulous
I visited Spicy's Bi-Night on 1/7/16 and it was a great evening. The club cannot be faulted for its cleanliness (how do they manage to keep it spotless?), its warmth of welcome and the attentiveness of the staff. Spicy was very welcoming and spent much time introducing newcomers to the various facilities. I have to say that I left before the end but I did leave with a smile from ear to ear due to the fun and frolics while I lasted! A truly fabulous, prejudice free sexy fest. A safe haven for those pleasures we love. If you get the chance, go.

Date: 5 July 2016

Rating: Fun
We visited for the first time on Frida, for Spicy's Bi Night.

Easy to find on the A1, about 20 miles past Stevenage. There was ample parking and from the moment we got to the door the staff we polite and welcoming.

The place is immaculate inside, with facilities that make you appreciate the cost of entry. The hot tub is enormous, comfortably holding 20 or more people.

We hired a locker and Spicy gave us "the tour" just as you would expect from any club worth its salt. Each locker contains 2 large towels, so no need to bring any with you.

VA is licenced and the bar prices we reasonable and you could run a tab from your locker key, so no need to carry any money around with you.

The play areas are clean, large and spacious, with both public and curtained areas. Within the wet area there were plenty of "wet bed" areas to play in.

As an added bonus, for the bi-night, the THT were visiting, providing free HIV and STD screening to all attendees.


Date: 4 July 2016

Rating: Fabulous
My second outing (but first bi night) to this lovely club and wow! What an atmosphere as my partner and i were warmly greeted. Then to the bar where everyone was mingling and such a friendly bunch of down to earth swingers!

We met some lovely people and enjoyed the hot tub for starters and then the play areas where we had a great time!

I was impressed by the cleanliness and friendliness and there was even a buffet put on which was very welcomed after i had worked up an appetite!

Will definitely go back on the bi nights again!

Thanks again spicyminx and all the staff x


Date: 3 July 2016

Rating: Fabulous
This club is great very good mix of sexy people. Lots of places to play that is decorated perfectly.

The owners are very friendly and accommodating.

Great jacuzzi we had an amazing first time definitely in our top 5 best uk clubs.


Date: 3 July 2016

Rating: Fabulous
I've been to a few clubs and VA is the best, without comparison. It's kitted out well, lovely location, plenty of parking, wonderful staff and well, a fabulous time.

The hot tub is huge, the bar stocked, the staff seem to know the attitude of the scene really well. Special mention to Jules, she's cheeky and ace.

Lovely time, my favourite place xxx


Date: 3 July 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Our first visit to VA and OMG what a lovely venue it is. From the first moment we arrived, were welcomed with open arms from all the staff.Being shown around by our old friend we were astounded by how clean & well presented everything was. Met up with Jules... Yes Yes Yes what a truly wonderful hostess, down to earth, full of energy and could not do enough for us.

The club was full of sexy individual's and dont think anyone was left out as all rooms were full of fun people. Will definately be back x


Date: 2 July 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Great night again with a Fab crowd would like to make contact with the couple i played with just before you go into the couples on the sofas last night .

Date: 2 July 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Our first time out on the scene as a new couple and wow did we have a good time. My (Bee's) first time at VA, Wolfie has been before. I'd heard and read brilliant reviews about it, and I'm happy to say it's all true. Great location, for ladies who like to dress. Lovely big bar area to socialise / also outdoor smoking area where we met new friends.

In the play area there's plenty of space for play, all very open with a few curtained off areas. Never been to a club without private rooms before though. Nether the less Wolfie and I got down to playing and very soon I was collared and leashed with him directing my attention in different directions. Later on, we went round to a larger play area by the hot tub and were entertained by a delightful couple and some gentleman. Much fun was had, we will be returning for more. Xx


Date: 2 July 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Another great bi night :) the club is clean everyone is friendly and plenty of places to have fun :) see you next time all you sexy people xx

Date: 2 July 2016

Rating: Fabulous
This was our first visit to the club last night for `Bi night` .

The club is spotlessly clean and lots of room for all.

The hot tub is that large its a small swimming pool but does not smell like one :)

We really had a great night with lots of sexy people in attendance .

Only thing we would of liked there to be , is some private rooms .

Overall we loved the club & will be back again asap xx


Date: 2 July 2016

Rating: Fabulous
First time at the VA bi night. It was great, the host Spicyminx did a good job introducing people and once it got going there was lots of fun going on in the hot tub and all round. Played with lots of sexy and friendly couples and some guys. Definitely worth a visit!

Date: 2 July 2016

Rating: Fabulous
What a fantastic night, great bi night best I have been to and so welcoming everyone really relaxed here and so pleasurable roll on next one get fun in the jacquzi

Date: 2 July 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Bi night at VA was one of the best club nights I've been too. I think by the end of the night every single person was in the back rooms playing either on the beds or the hot tub. Amazing scenes, great night. Thanks VA!!

Date: 2 July 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Another great night at VA on friday for bi night.

Fantastic club, spotlessly clean and full of friendly people and staff.

See you in the hot tub x x


Date: 2 July 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Attended VA Saturday night with my lady friend and have to say we had an amazing time. The club was spotlessly clean, very well maintained with great staff and sexy guests of all age groups. It was a busy night being themed and the hot tub seemed to be full all night, which meant we didn't go in, but we have that to look forward to next time. The addition of foam later in the evening was a good idea and seemed to be very popular with everyone in there. One very small criticism, is that the lights above the beds to the right as you walk into the hot tub room are very bright and a bit off putting, but it was a very fun night and would highly recommend it!!

Date: 26 June 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Was our first time at va last night. What a great club! It's centrally located and so easy to find with plenty of parking and cabs etc. The club is done out to the highest of standards and their cleaning regime is better than excellent. There is a pay bar which is reasonably priced with free condoms to boot so no need to bring your own anything really and of course the hot tub is a great addition and always seemed busy with loads of naked people enjoying themselves. Loads of sexy couples there too. We will certainly be back. This is definitely one to add to your list of must trys!

Date: 26 June 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Well our 3rd visit..this time managed to get a room for the night.very clean ,the club was excellent as per usual and of course the staff were their attentive selves...bit of a foam hot tub at the end of the night...lol..and getting breakfast in bed was a very welcome and cool addition to what was a very memorable night.

Date: 26 June 2016

Rating: Fabulous
We attended the club on a Friday 20th May 2016 for the first time ever for Jules's cocktail party.

When we arrived, very nervous, we attended the reception and paid to enter with a £10 deposit (refundable) for locker. Upon entering, Wow!!! What a great atmosphere within and some great outfits. We were soon shown around by a lovely lady who's name escapes me but however so so friendly and introduced to lots of people. Then it was time to mingle in the bar which was slowly filling up with more sexy people of all ages. Dinks were not cheap but normal Club prices to be fair with condoms available behind the bar. After a few hours in the bar we ventured through to the hot tub and stripped off taking the plunge. In the tub was loads of more friendly, chatty people and even a couple there from Bristol doing a double nighter ( hardcore)..... Lol. One lady was on the side of the tub being pleasured by a couple of guys and all round there were people relaxing and having fun. We eventually met a delightful couple and lost our swinging cherry in the public rooms. Single men were very respectful even if a few wondering hands a simple "no thank you" was accepted immediately. We ended up being one of the last ones out and all I can say is what a great, clean, we'll run establishment, which left both my wife and I feeling liberated and eager to return again one day. Highly recommended .??


Date: 20 June 2016

Rating: Fabulous
We had another good night at vanilla last night, the DJ was brilliant will be back again soon xx

Date: 19 June 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Attended freshers night on friday, our first ever club visit, had a fantastic time!

Great place, spotlesly clean, friendly staff and met some lovely people.

Will definately be going again and regularly.



Date: 19 June 2016

Rating: Fabulous
It was our first ever club last night , and we had an amazing time !

The club and staff were awesome we were made to feel very welcome from the start til the end of the night ,a wonderful mix of people and ages .

The facilities are nothing short of immaculate...

We will defintley be returning ASAP xxx


Date: 18 June 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Last night was amazing, great people in a great club, music playing and the building buzzing with the sound of people having fun! Just what a club should be! Clean, warm both temp and the whole atmosphere with a welcome that makes this club one of your favourite clubs! Great to see more and more freinds old and new making the most of this gem !

Date: 18 June 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Attended Freshers night last night organised by Spicyminx. Hadn't been to club in ages...great club, lovely people & well organised. We were made to feel really welcome by Jules, Scott and the VA team.Lots of sexy peeps attending great to see old friends and make new ones. Beautiful classy surroundings and kept clean. Great club will definitely be back. Hopefully get there a bit earlier next time. Xx

Date: 18 June 2016

Rating: Fabulous
We haven't visited this club since way back ,when it first opened it doors. so thought we would give it another go and attended the freshers night organised by the lovely Spicey minx ...and so glad we did .VA is a fabulous club with beautiful decor and ambience,spotlessly clean with a great team of staff that made us feel very welcome through out our evening ..so a big thank you to Jules and Scott for letting us come back ,check out your fantastic club and making us feel very welcome from the minute we walked through your doors xx we will defiantly be returning xx H&K xx

Date: 18 June 2016

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