The Vanilla Alternative

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Rating: Fun
	Had a great time at VA last night at the foam and UV party, my second time there. Hope to spend more time going to events at this great venue. Date: 17 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Met with a couple friends at VA for their neon paint and foam party, I had a wonderful time, always an excellent venue for a fun filled meet. Until next time! Xx Date: 17 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Amazing venue. We went for the Summer Solstice Bi Party. Didn’t know what to expect but we loved it. Facilities are brilliant, staff are so welcoming and the camping is lush! The massage lady went above and beyond for us and made us feel so relaxed, thank you! Date: 14 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	We were here last Saturday night. Had a great time as always. Great atmosphere, had a brilliant laugh with some other couples outside and the hot tub was seriously packed! Will be attending most weeks from now on. Date: 14 July 2022

Rating: Fun
	Another great milf club… great vibes outside in the sun. Loved the mock tails… great company and enjoyed the fun I had there. Look forward to next week Date: 14 July 2022

Rating: Fun
	Lovely summer holiday vibe outside in the sunshine at Milf club this week in the lux lounge. Very chilaxed with a great mix of lovely people. Lots of fun (some of the girls were very greedy!) Wife enjoyed her bulls BBC and there were a couple more guys who took her fancy but we didn't get chance to talk to. Date: 14 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Absolutely beautiful day spent at Milf Club Lux Lounge event. Wow, the ladies were gorgeous. The weather was spot on. The nibbles were delicious the staff are excellent. Just the thing to relax, sunbath and get all sexy. Make it if you have free Wednesday now summer is in full flow. Date: 13 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	This was our first time dipping our toes into the swinging scene. We went to Va on saturday 9th july, spent a couple of hours in lux lounge and caught the end of LAM (not something for us) but good to see. We got ready for evening event couples and single ladies only which was great and we felt comfortable having some fun with eachother and others. We stayed over and ended up spending the whole of sunday at lux lounge again! Lots of playing on the sunday but mainly older couples, still very enjoyable in the sun and mini pool. We felt totally welcomed and relaxed from the minute we got there, everyone very friendly, single guys on sunday very respectful.staff were amazing and had thought of everything, even ordered us all a mcdonalds as food was off. The club itself was very clean and spacious. Drinks good prices. The hotel wasnt 5 star but comfortable enough. We stayed in room 10. Not much sleep going on in the rooms until at least 4. Highly recommend for newbies. Will be our go to place, cant wait to go back! Date: 13 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous

This was our first time dipping our toes into the swinging scene.

We went to Va on saturday 9th july, spent a couple of hours in lux lounge and caught the end of LAM (not something for us) but good to see. We got ready for evening event couples and single ladies only which was great and we felt comfortable having some fun with eachother and others. We stayed over and ended up spending the whole of sunday at lux lounge again! Lots of playing on the sunday but mainly older couples, still very enjoyable in the sun and mini pool.

We felt totally welcomed and relaxed from the minute we got there, everyone very friendly, single guys on sunday very respectful.staff were amazing and had thought of everything, even ordered us all a mcdonalds as food was off.

The club itself was very clean and spacious. Drinks good prices. The hotel wasnt 5 star but comfortable enough. We stayed in room 10. Not much sleep going on in the rooms until at least 4.

Highly recommend for newbies. Will be our go to place, cant wait to go back!

Date: 13 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	what a hot afternoon in every-way at the lux lounge on sunday afternoon. very chilled. good music. nice people. what’s not to like Date: 11 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Had a lovely afternoon chilling at the Lux Lounge yesterday. A real jewel in the FAB Crown. It's proper perfect for those hot sunny days when you have so much to do at home but have a sod it moment! Date: 11 July 2022

Rating: Fun
	Another scorcher at VA today and yesterday out working on my tan with Livia and Mo today we had such a laugh and the staff were great as always Date: 10 July 2022

Rating: Fun
	Lovely time with friends last night and met some new ones. Lovely atmosphere, friendly staff. We of course love the cat Benji, who seems to be the boss:). Hot tub area saw loads of action. Loved it. We’ll be back for FOF next month xx Date: 10 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	I visited the VA for the first time last night, with my FB, Minnie12, and what can I say… I have visited several other clubs and always been left wanting…but the VA is exactly what I imagine a swinger club to be like. All the rooms are well finished and the theme flows through a very well laid out club. The staff are very friendly and chatty, and made us feel at ease, as did Brian who showed us around when we first arrived. We will definitely be returning and we are very much looking forward to making new friends Date: 10 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous

I visited the VA for the first time last night, with my FB, Minnie12, and what can I say… I have visited several other clubs and always been left wanting…but the VA is exactly what I imagine a swinger club to be like.

All the rooms are well finished and the theme flows through a very well laid out club.

The staff are very friendly and chatty, and made us feel at ease, as did Brian who showed us around when we first arrived.

We will definitely be returning and we are very much looking forward to making new friends

Date: 10 July 2022

Rating: OK
	We went last night 9/7/22, and we had a great time. Club is always clean, people are always friendly, and the hot tub is always banging. Until next time! Date: 10 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	January 1st was an amazing day. Not my first, but the lady's first and not her last!! Friendly staff, patrons are friendly as ever.. no stress, no expectations, no pressure, just adult fun with fun people. Date: 6 July 2022

Rating: OK
	Another amazing night at the VA for chic, seriously hot crowd and unbelievable atmosphere. Thanks again and see you in September ; ) Date: 5 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Fierce femmes was wonderful last night! Great crowd, amazing facilities, electric atmosphere and incredible action haha! Thank you! :) Date: 2 July 2022

Rating: OK
	First time at VA last night and it was busy enough to not feel quiet but it got busier later in the evening. Beautiful building and obvious to find from the road due to the big signage. I met with a couple I had been chatting with as I went on my own and we had a great night together. There’s no private rooms but one bed that had curtains so we had private play to the annoyance of everyone who wanted to see in lol. Music was brilliant last night and staff were super friendly and helpful. A real mixed bag of clientele and there seemed a lot more older gents than under 40s. The place is pretty big and split into areas but everyone seemed to crowd in the jacuzzi and the beds in there. One thing I would say is definitely need lighting in the car park as it’s pitch black and walking to your car alone is a little uncomfortable especially as a lone female. But great work guys and thank you for being so welcoming.x Date: 2 July 2022

Rating: OK

First time at VA last night and it was busy enough to not feel quiet but it got busier later in the evening. Beautiful building and obvious to find from the road due to the big signage. I met with a couple I had been chatting with as I went on my own and we had a great night together. There’s no private rooms but one bed that had curtains so we had private play to the annoyance of everyone who wanted to see in lol. Music was brilliant last night and staff were super friendly and helpful. A real mixed bag of clientele and there seemed a lot more older gents than under 40s. The place is pretty big and split into areas but everyone seemed to crowd in the jacuzzi and the beds in there. One thing I would say is definitely need lighting in the car park as it’s pitch black and walking to your car alone is a little uncomfortable especially as a lone female. But great work guys and thank you for being so welcoming.x

Date: 2 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	I visited VA last night for the 1st time last night for pink flamingos. Everyone was so welcoming and friendly. Defo will be back again! Date: 2 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Wow Fierce femmes night was a huge success thanks to all the staff for a great night and to the gorgeous women tonight you all looked amazing cannot recommend this club enough. Even had a few newbies in tonight and they seemed to enjoy it Date: 2 July 2022

Rating: Fun
	We attended last Friday for the solstice event and both enjoyed it. The clubs nice, large rooms that were occupied all night, a large jacuzzi with plenty of play beds all around the club. Think we miss jets and bubbles in a jacuzzi though. The people on the bi night we’re so polite, we’ve not been to a place where people were more respectful. We will be back again. Date: 26 June 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Wow!!! I attended another fantastic evening at this fabulous club. Loads of sexy, friendly, funny, horny people who definitely know how to party all day and night!!! The staff are wonderful, and do everything to make your visit amazing. Thanks VA and their guests for making more fantastic sext memories. Date: 26 June 2022

Rating: Fun
	Visited for the first time was a good night some ups some downs however over all was a good night. Downs sides were club was quiet which was a little disappointing as the lay out being spread over a large area needed the music to be played not just by the bar area. There was a confusion as we arrived there were no signs and were left standing by the back door for 20 mins when dropped off by cab only to find the entrance is around the other side lol. Club needed more energy as it felt a little slow at first but after a while things picked up in areas. Positives were the great swimming pool outside everyone ran for the hot tub but the pool is the best spot. Drinks were reasonable you left with a good feeling unlike some places where you feel you were robbed lol Staff are friendly and helpful and the people were really nice. We enjoyed the experience and loved the fact we were able to find sexy couples to chat with and play. Date: 26 June 2022

Rating: Fun

Visited for the first time was a good night some ups some downs however over all was a good night.

Downs sides were club was quiet which was a little disappointing as the lay out being spread over a large area needed the music to be played not just by the bar area.

There was a confusion as we arrived there were no signs and were left standing by the back door for 20 mins when dropped off by cab only to find the entrance is around the other side lol.

Club needed more energy as it felt a little slow at first but after a while things picked up in areas.

Positives were the great swimming pool outside everyone ran for the hot tub but the pool is the best spot.

Drinks were reasonable you left with a good feeling unlike some places where you feel you were robbed lol

Staff are friendly and helpful and the people were really nice.

We enjoyed the experience and loved the fact we were able to find sexy couples to chat with and play.

Date: 26 June 2022

Rating: OK
	Attended couples and single ladies night yesterday. What a fun, friendly and hot crowd. Really good vibe. Staff were also fantastic. Very impressed by how spotlessly clean club and play areas were. Lots of action all over but some extra sexy fun by the hottub. If we didn't get to chat to you feel free to message us Date: 26 June 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Was in the area with work and decided to visit the Bi Summer Party and what a great night.Club was filled with a good mix of regulars and party guest who had one thing in mind babe a kinky great time.From the Jacuzzi room to the group play area next door and then Glory hole room the air was filled with naughty sex with some good cock sucking and fucking and the Dj was bang on form.Will be off again soon Bobby x Date: 26 June 2022

Rating: Fabulous

Was in the area with work and decided to visit the Bi Summer Party and what a great night.Club was filled with a good mix of regulars and party guest who had one thing in mind babe a kinky great time.From the Jacuzzi room to the group play area next door and then Glory hole room the air was filled with naughty sex with some good cock sucking and fucking and the Dj was bang on form.Will be off again soon Bobby x

Date: 26 June 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Wow! I've visited VA quite a few times now and just when you think it can't get any better, it does!! VA and in particular Tattooed Talent pulled out all the stops for their Bi Summer Solstice festival. Every tiny detail was thought about and I had an absolute incredible 24hours there. They have got the mix of fun, chilled ans sexy absolutely spot on! Cannot wait for Festival of Fun now! Date: 25 June 2022

Rating: Fabulous

Wow! I've visited VA quite a few times now and just when you think it can't get any better, it does!! VA and in particular Tattooed Talent pulled out all the stops for their Bi Summer Solstice festival. Every tiny detail was thought about and I had an absolute incredible 24hours there. They have got the mix of fun, chilled ans sexy absolutely spot on! Cannot wait for Festival of Fun now!

Date: 25 June 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended the first Bi Summer Solstice event last night and what can we say apart from WOW! We had the best night, such a great place, very friendly people and fantastic host. Great music, a lot of naughty fun and we cannot wait to come back. Thanks for a great night. Date: 25 June 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Another great party at the Big Bi Summer party yesterday . It was great to be able to camp in the field with so many lovely friends old and new. The party was busy , the DJ played the best tunes to a busy dance floor , the play rooms were busy but not pressured and the vibe was inclusive and warm. Thank you to the staff for all that you do to make the VA ( and this part ) the place we all love to be ! Date: 25 June 2022

Rating: Fabulous

Another great party at the Big Bi Summer party yesterday . It was great to be able to camp in the field with so many lovely friends old and new. The party was busy , the DJ played the best tunes to a busy dance floor , the play rooms were busy but not pressured and the vibe was inclusive and warm. Thank you to the staff for all that you do to make the VA ( and this part ) the place we all love to be !

Date: 25 June 2022

Rating: OK
	My second visit to The VA ... I had lots of fun, made new friends, Memories that would never fade away, Love was floating all around the place. The club was full of fabulous people, I would definitely recommend this club, everyone is really friendly, amazing atmosphere, I had a wonderful time and will definitely be back! xx Date: 25 June 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	It was my first time at the bi party and I had an amazing night. With my sexy friends we met lovely couples and singles and made new friends. The club is fantastic, it ticks absolutely all the boxes. I will certainly return for another evening of unadulterated sensual debauchery. Thank you for hosting this brilliant event. Date: 25 June 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Another stunning event at the Summer Solstice event. The staff work incredibly hard to make sure every visit to the VA is a perfect experience and this event was no exception. It was a wonderful chilled vide in the Lux Lounge throughout the afternoon followed by a very busy and naughty evening in the club. Thank you to everyone who made this a superb event. Date: 25 June 2022

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