The Vanilla Alternative

Rating: Fabulous
	Hats off to ONYX VA! What a great event and hosted by two very sexy hosts Honey & Danni. This event attracts a great selection of hot, sexy guests who are friendly and respectful. Dance floor was packed all night and the play rooms matched dancing with fun! The erotic dancer was a great addition and the tasty food served was a great help in restoring energy levels The whole night had such a exceptionally friendly vibe, that we wouldn’t hesitate in returning to the next ONYX As always the bar staff worked tirelessly to maintain quick service and Brian was on hand to do club tours. VA doing what it does best, creating a great club for its members … thank you Date: 21 March 2026

Rating: Fabulous

Hats off to ONYX VA! What a great event and hosted by two very sexy hosts Honey & Danni. This event attracts a great selection of hot, sexy guests who are friendly and respectful. Dance floor was packed all night and the play rooms matched dancing with fun! The erotic dancer was a great addition and the tasty food served was a great help in restoring energy levels The whole night had such a exceptionally friendly vibe, that we wouldn’t hesitate in returning to the next ONYX

As always the bar staff worked tirelessly to maintain quick service and Brian was on hand to do club tours. VA doing what it does best, creating a great club for its members … thank you

Date: 21 March 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended our first Onyx event last night, which was also our first time at VA, and it exceeded all expectations. The hosts were absolutely fantastic; from setting up a group chat beforehand to help everyone connect, to making sure we were well looked after throughout the night. We felt safe, welcomed, and completely at ease. The attention to detail was incredible (and honestly, the best snacks we’ve ever had at a club!). The music was spot on, the atmosphere was sexy, and everyone looked amazing. It made for such a great evening. We’ll definitely be back again very soon. Thank you for such a wonderful experience! Lola & Jude x Date: 21 March 2026

Rating: Fabulous

We attended our first Onyx event last night, which was also our first time at VA, and it exceeded all expectations. The hosts were absolutely fantastic; from setting up a group chat beforehand to help everyone connect, to making sure we were well looked after throughout the night. We felt safe, welcomed, and completely at ease.

The attention to detail was incredible (and honestly, the best snacks we’ve ever had at a club!). The music was spot on, the atmosphere was sexy, and everyone looked amazing. It made for such a great evening.

We’ll definitely be back again very soon. Thank you for such a wonderful experience!

Lola & Jude x

Date: 21 March 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended the onyx 1 year anniversary party last night and had a great time, the club had an electric atmosphere full to the brim with friendly sexy people, it was great seeing old friends and making new ones. The host's honey and Danni were always around for help and also supplied much needed fruit and food later in the evening. The bar staff were very efficient and friendly this club is one of our favourite places to visit R always feels safe here which is what makes this place so special oh and the fact we met here 10 months ago. Neil and miss Ripple. Date: 21 March 2026

Rating: Fabulous

We attended the onyx 1 year anniversary party last night and had a great time, the club had an electric atmosphere full to the brim with friendly sexy people, it was great seeing old friends and making new ones.

The host's honey and Danni were always around for help and also supplied much needed fruit and food later in the evening.

The bar staff were very efficient and friendly this club is one of our favourite places to visit R always feels safe here which is what makes this place so special oh and the fact we met here 10 months ago.

Neil and miss Ripple.

Date: 21 March 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	I took the plunge and attended my first night at VA last Friday, and had a great time! Really friendly atmosphere, the staff were very welcoming and patient with me as a newbie :) Everyone was lovely, and thanks to the sexy couple who took me under their wing for the evening, had so much fun with you! (You know who you are...) Already booked to return for the WWW event next Friday, can't wait! Would recommend this club to anyone, definitely worth checking out! Until next time... ;-) x Date: 19 March 2026

Rating: Fabulous

I took the plunge and attended my first night at VA last Friday, and had a great time!

Really friendly atmosphere, the staff were very welcoming and patient with me as a newbie :)

Everyone was lovely, and thanks to the sexy couple who took me under their wing for the evening, had so much fun with you! (You know who you are...)

Already booked to return for the WWW event next Friday, can't wait!

Would recommend this club to anyone, definitely worth checking out!

Until next time... ;-) x

Date: 19 March 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended the club night this past Saturday for our very first time, and we absolutely loved it. From the moment we arrived, the vibe was spot on. The staff were exceptionally friendly and welcoming, which immediately put us at ease as first-timers to the VA. The facilities are excellent and noticeably clean—the hot tub was a particular highlight for us! What really stood out, however, was the club's commitment to safety. They use a specific safety phrase system that ensured we felt comfortable and secure throughout the entire night; it’s clear they have deeply considered the well-being of their guests. We opted to book an on-site hotel room, which was comfortable, convenient, and made the whole experience seamless. The check-in service was great, and the night itself was fantastic. We enjoyed some wonderful play time together as a couple and met some gorgeous people along the way. By the end of the night, the atmosphere in the hot tub was so chilled that we were nearly the last ones standing. We couldn't recommend it more highly! Date: 8 March 2026

Rating: Fabulous

We attended the club night this past Saturday for our very first time, and we absolutely loved it. From the moment we arrived, the vibe was spot on. The staff were exceptionally friendly and welcoming, which immediately put us at ease as first-timers to the VA.

The facilities are excellent and noticeably clean—the hot tub was a particular highlight for us! What really stood out, however, was the club's commitment to safety. They use a specific safety phrase system that ensured we felt comfortable and secure throughout the entire night; it’s clear they have deeply considered the well-being of their guests.

We opted to book an on-site hotel room, which was comfortable, convenient, and made the whole experience seamless. The check-in service was great, and the night itself was fantastic. We enjoyed some wonderful play time together as a couple and met some gorgeous people along the way. By the end of the night, the atmosphere in the hot tub was so chilled that we were nearly the last ones standing. We couldn't recommend it more highly!

Date: 8 March 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	Our first-ever club visit was at the Milf Club this week, and we absolutely loved it, more of the same, please! We’ve been talking about visiting a club for a while, and VA was right at the top of our list. M was understandably nervous, not knowing what to expect, but Emma’s warm reassurance and Danni’s friendly tour, and conversation immediately put us at ease and made us feel so welcome. Before long, we found the courage to strip off, relax in the hot tub, and chat with some genuinely lovely people. We can’t wait to explore more and hopefully join an evening event when the stars align for us. Thank you, and see you soon! Date: 6 March 2026

Rating: Fabulous

Our first-ever club visit was at the Milf Club this week, and we absolutely loved it, more of the same, please!

We’ve been talking about visiting a club for a while, and VA was right at the top of our list. M was understandably nervous, not knowing what to expect, but Emma’s warm reassurance and Danni’s friendly tour, and conversation immediately put us at ease and made us feel so welcome.

Before long, we found the courage to strip off, relax in the hot tub, and chat with some genuinely lovely people. We can’t wait to explore more and hopefully join an evening event when the stars align for us.

Thank you, and see you soon!

Date: 6 March 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	Another excellent MILF club today, was great meeting so many new folks. Date: 4 March 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	We had a great night at the 15th birthday lingerie party, much quieter than previous events we went to (Halloween and Valentines) but not a bad thing as easier to find space to play. We really enjoyed the dancefloor and music, and nice little touches like fruit platters and sweets later in the night. We will be back soon for sure. Date: 1 March 2026

Rating: Fun
	First ever club for me so nerves were high but eased into things quickly and had a great time! The venue is cool and welcoming. Will be back for sure Date: 28 February 2026

Rating: OK
	Firstly we love the VA club and think its a good place for a little sexy fun and meeting like minded people to enjoy the evening with. Even if you just go for a dance and a drink ! However, we do have to let people know that at our last visit on sat 14th feb, we noticed a fully dressed ( jacket, shirt, trousers etc) black couple sitting in the couples room apparently watching the action of people having sex. But he had a pen in his top jacket pocket which he kept adjusting and to me this looked like a hidden camera pen which he was using to record couples having sex. It really upset my wife and she wanted to immediately leave the venue , which we did. I reported this to the VA club and have heard nothing at all back. No reassurances that they eould stop this type of thing or be more strict on people. I would suggest the only way to ensure this cannot happen again is to ensure anyone entering the couples room or dungeon areas is at least down to their underweat not fully dressed. For all we know this could be something people do reguarly as there are always men walking around the sex room areas fully dressed. As we have heard nothing from the club on how this is to be addressed, i thought it only fair to let other people know to be aware. This has been most distressing for us Date: 23 February 2026

Rating: OK

Firstly we love the VA club and think its a good place for a little sexy fun and meeting like minded people to enjoy the evening with. Even if you just go for a dance and a drink !

However, we do have to let people know that at our last visit on sat 14th feb, we noticed a fully dressed ( jacket, shirt, trousers etc) black couple sitting in the couples room apparently watching the action of people having sex. But he had a pen in his top jacket pocket which he kept adjusting and to me this looked like a hidden camera pen which he was using to record couples having sex. It really upset my wife and she wanted to immediately leave the venue , which we did. I reported this to the VA club and have heard nothing at all back. No reassurances that they eould stop this type of thing or be more strict on people.

I would suggest the only way to ensure this cannot happen again is to ensure anyone entering the couples room or dungeon areas is at least down to their underweat not fully dressed.

For all we know this could be something people do reguarly as there are always men walking around the sex room areas fully dressed.

As we have heard nothing from the club on how this is to be addressed, i thought it only fair to let other people know to be aware. This has been most distressing for us

Date: 23 February 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	Our first time at VA for the Valentine event. Both Friday and Saturday night. Wow just wow. Full of the most incredible sexy people. Amazing venue and our new favourite place. Date: 17 February 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	Another fantastic event at the VA for Valentines night, even better when DJ Stigwood is behind the decks. The dance floor was full all night and there was no shortage of bangers. The club looked amazing with a gorgeous light up archway heart and Photo booth. Staff work tirelessly as always and are such lovely people. Once again the guest list was full of extremely sexy people, needless to say we had a lot of fun in the playrooms and on the dance floor. Very hot end to the night too! ;-) Looking forward to the next event already! Until the next time. Mwah x Date: 16 February 2026

Rating: Fabulous

Another fantastic event at the VA for Valentines night, even better when DJ Stigwood is behind the decks. The dance floor was full all night and there was no shortage of bangers.

The club looked amazing with a gorgeous light up archway heart and Photo booth. Staff work tirelessly as always and are such lovely people.

Once again the guest list was full of extremely sexy people, needless to say we had a lot of fun in the playrooms and on the dance floor. Very hot end to the night too! ;-)

Looking forward to the next event already!

Until the next time. Mwah x

Date: 16 February 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	What a great place to attend crowd sexy and the staff are so friendly and the shuttle bus life saver great night .. Date: 16 February 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	What’s left to say about the VA that hasn’t already been said? It’s our go-to for a reason – from the friendly welcome, to the amazing facilities, the DJ keeping everyone smiling, and the Valentine crowd… sexy as hell! Thank you for another fantastic night, we can’t wait to see you for your 15th birthday!! x Date: 16 February 2026

Rating: Fun
	Attended their Valentine's party with some friends on Saturday night. Beautiful venue as always, wonderful welcoming staff, it's the perfect sexy nightclub situation. The music was a bit too loud for conversation unless you squirrel yourself into a corner of the playrooms and that's not easy as these events are always well attended. But if you're there to dance and fuck it's a great place to be Date: 15 February 2026

Rating: Fun

Attended their Valentine's party with some friends on Saturday night. Beautiful venue as always, wonderful welcoming staff, it's the perfect sexy nightclub situation.

The music was a bit too loud for conversation unless you squirrel yourself into a corner of the playrooms and that's not easy as these events are always well attended. But if you're there to dance and fuck it's a great place to be

Date: 15 February 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	First valentine in VA for us what a original way to spent the nite together Of course it was perfect Staff was sexy and helpful, place was decorated well. Music was smashing as always sexy people everywhere dancing laughing smiling. Had fabulous time. Love VA ?? Date: 15 February 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended VA lastnight for Valentines night!, what a venue. We loved it. Everyone was so friendly and welcoming. DJ clearly loved 'house' felt like our youth!...we loved our rave night's of years past...totally us. Great night, loads of fun, so many naughty sexy people everywhere...all looking amazing. Such a lovely relaxed atmosphere, welcoming staff and lots of sexy people. Had a great time socialising and had the best time in one of the many rooms available. The highlight of our night, we met some amazing people and then joined in on a huge orgy. What a night of deborchury, soooo many hot sexy bodies...heaven ;). Totally awesome night and friendly staff, lots of cheeky sexy hot bodies wherever you looked. We can't wait till our next return. Date: 15 February 2026

Rating: Fabulous

We attended VA lastnight for Valentines night!, what a venue. We loved it. Everyone was so friendly and welcoming.

DJ clearly loved 'house' felt like our youth!...we loved our rave night's of years past...totally us.

Great night, loads of fun, so many naughty sexy people everywhere...all looking amazing. Such a lovely relaxed atmosphere, welcoming staff and lots of sexy people. Had a great time socialising and had the best time in one of the many rooms available.

The highlight of our night, we met some amazing people and then joined in on a huge orgy. What a night of deborchury, soooo many hot sexy bodies...heaven ;).

Totally awesome night and friendly staff, lots of cheeky sexy hot bodies wherever you looked.

We can't wait till our next return.

Date: 15 February 2026

Rating: OK
	Another fabulous night at VA for Valentines ?? DJ Stigwood had the place rockin' all night! music was excellent with a wide variety to suit all tastes... one of our fave DJs! Club looked amazing and was full of sexy fun people... Always love VA... ?? Date: 15 February 2026

Rating: Fun
	Great night at VA last night. Played, Danced, Played some more. Wife had a great time enjoying everything on view. Roll on next time. Definately a great atmosphere. Date: 15 February 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	Another fabulous event celebrating Valentines at the VA last night. We are no strangers to the VA, but the club continues to impress us with the effort that the team put into their events. The club was decorated to the theme beautifully, turning it into a Red Rendezvous for VA members, who are very sexy fun people to be around, dancing the night away to the great tunes supplied by the VA resident DJ, Para loves dancing around in her knickers, and it sets the scene for us, for the fun to follow. The dance floor was full all night offering an eclectic offering of most genres to appease all….. and from our view point a success as the dance floor was full all night Being at the VA is not about a “one night out”. You join the VA community where members are valued and appreciated and the first night is the first of many, VA is very addictive, don’t say we didn’t warn you lol Thank you Team VA xx Date: 15 February 2026

Rating: Fabulous

Another fabulous event celebrating Valentines at the VA last night. We are no strangers to the VA, but the club continues to impress us with the effort that the team put into their events. The club was decorated to the theme beautifully, turning it into a Red Rendezvous for VA members, who are very sexy fun people to be around, dancing the night away to the great tunes supplied by the VA resident DJ, Para loves dancing around in her knickers, and it sets the scene for us, for the fun to follow. The dance floor was full all night offering an eclectic offering of most genres to appease all….. and from our view point a success as the dance floor was full all night

Being at the VA is not about a “one night out”. You join the VA community where members are valued and appreciated and the first night is the first of many, VA is very addictive, don’t say we didn’t warn you lol

Thank you Team VA xx

Date: 15 February 2026

Rating: Fun
	Our second visit to VA was the Valentine's Red Room Rendezvous event. The number of people there was just right, busy enough without feeling cramped. Decorations looked amazing too! Only let down was the music, more akin to a drug-fuelled rave. Please consider playing more R'n'B, dancehall, garage, hip hop etc as we love to dance! Date: 15 February 2026

Rating: OK
	What a venue! So much to explore, and it’s all to an incredibly high standard. We visited for the NYE party. Admittedly, no one really took our fancy, so we made our own fun back at our accommodation, but this place is on point, highly recommend. Date: 14 February 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	I attended the last bi night hosted by james and tania "bi_party_people" they had decorated the club really well and filled it with sexy naughty bi people. The bar staff were on point as always the club was clean and the atmosphere was electric. Loads of play going on in all the rooms definitely worth the 3 hour drive there. Neil xx Date: 9 February 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended the bi night last Friday with the new host's they had decorated the club really well, a great mixture of sexy friendly guests. We had a blast as always, the dj was on fire so the dancefloor was pumping early on. Staff as always were efficient and friendly and the nibbles halfway through the evening was a welcome addition. Really enjoyed our visit and will definitely be back soon. N & R xx Date: 8 February 2026

Rating: Fabulous

We attended the bi night last Friday with the new host's they had decorated the club really well, a great mixture of sexy friendly guests.

We had a blast as always, the dj was on fire so the dancefloor was pumping early on.

Staff as always were efficient and friendly and the nibbles halfway through the evening was a welcome addition.

Really enjoyed our visit and will definitely be back soon.

N & R xx

Date: 8 February 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	Another amazing night at va, we attended our first bi-night last night and thoroughly enjoyed ourselves. Va is always a great night out , great atmosphere if you've never attended a bi-night id especially recommend VAs bi nights. It was fun, friendly and an amazing crowd. The staff are approachable and always helpful, if your newbie they are FAB at making you feel comfortable and confident. Date: 7 February 2026

Rating: Fabulous

Another amazing night at va, we attended our first bi-night last night and thoroughly enjoyed ourselves. Va is always a great night out , great atmosphere if you've never attended a bi-night id especially recommend VAs bi nights. It was fun, friendly and an amazing crowd. The staff are approachable and always helpful, if your newbie they are FAB at making you feel comfortable and confident.

Date: 7 February 2026

Rating: Fabulous
	We had a slight issue when checking into the hotel as our key couldn’t be found, which was a little disappointing. However, the staff went above and beyond to look after us, and the level of service was fantastic. As complete newbies to the scene, we were a little apprehensive at first, but from the moment we arrived at reception and checked in, we were immediately put at ease. Brian gave us a detailed tour of the club, and I couldn’t believe how big it was inside — there were so many rooms to choose from, we felt spoiled for choice. We took a seat at the bar, enjoyed a couple of drinks, and soaked up the atmosphere. We met and spoke with some truly lovely couples who really helped us relax, so thank you to them. Before long, we felt confident enough to enjoy each other around other people in one of the open rooms, which was incredibly exciting. All in all, we had a great night. The staff are second to none and a real credit to the club. We will definitely be returning and hope to get a little more involved next time and might even brave the hot tub x Date: 1 February 2026

Rating: Fabulous

We had a slight issue when checking into the hotel as our key couldn’t be found, which was a little disappointing. However, the staff went above and beyond to look after us, and the level of service was fantastic.

As complete newbies to the scene, we were a little apprehensive at first, but from the moment we arrived at reception and checked in, we were immediately put at ease. Brian gave us a detailed tour of the club, and I couldn’t believe how big it was inside — there were so many rooms to choose from, we felt spoiled for choice.

We took a seat at the bar, enjoyed a couple of drinks, and soaked up the atmosphere. We met and spoke with some truly lovely couples who really helped us relax, so thank you to them.

Before long, we felt confident enough to enjoy each other around other people in one of the open rooms, which was incredibly exciting.

All in all, we had a great night. The staff are second to none and a real credit to the club. We will definitely be returning and hope to get a little more involved next time and might even brave the hot tub x

Date: 1 February 2026

Rating: Fun
	WWW (what women want) is THE best event and means your weekend starts at 11am. Every month there’s a new theme, should you wish to dress up but not essential. It’s a busy, friendly and sexy event. Throughly recommend this for single males aged 25-45 who like older women (and all ages) as well as a good mix of couples too. Next one is 27th Feb, get yourself booked in with whatwomenwant profile and also a great way to experience VA as you don’t need to be a member for this one. Date: 30 January 2026

Rating: Fun

WWW (what women want) is THE best event and means your weekend starts at 11am. Every month there’s a new theme, should you wish to dress up but not essential. It’s a busy, friendly and sexy event. Throughly recommend this for single males aged 25-45 who like older women (and all ages) as well as a good mix of couples too. Next one is 27th Feb, get yourself booked in with whatwomenwant profile and also a great way to experience VA as you don’t need to be a member for this one.

Date: 30 January 2026

Rating: OK
	Had an absolutely banging time at the VA Onyx event this past Friday my 2nd time attentions I walked in buzzing and left wondering how it was suddenly 2am. Arrived around 9:00 to a queue with great vibes and zero stress. Got inside pretty quickly and was handed a locker key that also doubles as a bar key—which is genius and dangerous. Pro tip: remember your number, unless you enjoy playing “guess whose pants these are?” later The bar staff were legends—always smiling, always on it and the snacks were elite. Fresh fruit and sweets throughout the night, which felt like a subtle but appreciated “we want you hydrated and alive” message. What really stood out was how seriously safety and consent are taken, without it ever feeling awkward or heavy. It was clear from the Telegram chat and the night itself that the organisers actually mean it. Gold star behaviour The hosts were warm, welcoming, and everywhere at once like friendly, sexy ninjas. You genuinely felt looked after. The DJ? Absolutely smashed it. The dance floor stayed feral (in the best way) all night. The crowd was fire gorgeous women, sharp-looking men, and couples causing distractions. Best part? Everyone was respectful. No weird vibes, no wandering hands, no “oops sorry” moments. Just grown-ups behaving like grown-ups. Huge thank you to the Onyx hosts and the club for such a brilliant night. I’ve been around the block (and a few dance floors), and this one easily ranks near the top. Special shout-out to Katie for taking care of my ADHD self like an absolute angel Already counting down to the next one. MWAH MS Date: 27 January 2026

Rating: OK

Had an absolutely banging time at the VA Onyx event this past Friday my 2nd time attentions I walked in buzzing and left wondering how it was suddenly 2am.

Arrived around 9:00 to a queue with great vibes and zero stress. Got inside pretty quickly and was handed a locker key that also doubles as a bar key—which is genius and dangerous. Pro tip: remember your number, unless you enjoy playing “guess whose pants these are?” later

The bar staff were legends—always smiling, always on it and the snacks were elite. Fresh fruit and sweets throughout the night, which felt like a subtle but appreciated “we want you hydrated and alive” message.

What really stood out was how seriously safety and consent are taken, without it ever feeling awkward or heavy. It was clear from the Telegram chat and the night itself that the organisers actually mean it. Gold star behaviour

The hosts were warm, welcoming, and everywhere at once like friendly, sexy ninjas. You genuinely felt looked after. The DJ? Absolutely smashed it. The dance floor stayed feral (in the best way) all night.

The crowd was fire gorgeous women, sharp-looking men, and couples causing distractions. Best part? Everyone was respectful. No weird vibes, no wandering hands, no “oops sorry” moments. Just grown-ups behaving like grown-ups.

Huge thank you to the Onyx hosts and the club for such a brilliant night. I’ve been around the block (and a few dance floors), and this one easily ranks near the top.

Special shout-out to Katie for taking care of my ADHD self like an absolute angel

Already counting down to the next one.

MWAH

MS

Date: 27 January 2026

Rating: OK
	My favourite club. The play areas are sexy. Great atmosphere and perfect aesthetics. If you like open play like me this is the place to be. Date: 25 January 2026

Rating: Fun
	Our first visit to VA. The team are welcoming and the venue is spotless. Lots of open areas to have fun. We were made to feel very welcome by everyone, regulars and newbies alike. We had a lot of naughty fun with some very sexy people. We will definitely be back for more. Date: 18 January 2026

Rating: Fun
	Another great night. The kind of people this place attracts is fantastic. The club is so well run, a great layout, and spotlessly clean. Its our 2nd visit and we'll definitely be back. X Date: 18 January 2026

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