The Vanilla Alternative

Rating: Fabulous
	It was our first time visiting VA last night at the Shh event. We had such a great time.. the club has a great sexy vibe, looks amazing, super clean, great attitude to the lifestyle, the dungeon and spa are beautiful and offer so much variety of choice! Both staff and be organisers were so friendly, helpful and welcoming. There was not a thing they didn’t know or a problem they couldn’t sort out for you. The games, dungeon session and the shuttle are all a great touch. We will definitely be back as new lovers of VA - HotLiving23 aka Neon Underwear and White Shirt ;) x Date: 13 April 2025

Rating: Fabulous

It was our first time visiting VA last night at the Shh event. We had such a great time.. the club has a great sexy vibe, looks amazing, super clean, great attitude to the lifestyle, the dungeon and spa are beautiful and offer so much variety of choice! Both staff and be organisers were so friendly, helpful and welcoming. There was not a thing they didn’t know or a problem they couldn’t sort out for you. The games, dungeon session and the shuttle are all a great touch.

We will definitely be back as new lovers of VA - HotLiving23 aka Neon Underwear and White Shirt

;) x

Date: 13 April 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended the shhh newbies event last night with my husband and what a night we had. The hosts were great at making you feel at ease even before the event had begun. Mark gave us a tour of the club as it was our first visit which helped us ease into the night. We went with no expectation to play, just a chance to figure out the club scene but felt so relaxed that we ended up getting involved throughout the night. Great music, great crowd and left wanting more. Legs are still shaking now! Date: 13 April 2025

Rating: Fabulous

Attended the shhh newbies event last night with my husband and what a night we had. The hosts were great at making you feel at ease even before the event had begun. Mark gave us a tour of the club as it was our first visit which helped us ease into the night. We went with no expectation to play, just a chance to figure out the club scene but felt so relaxed that we ended up getting involved throughout the night. Great music, great crowd and left wanting more. Legs are still shaking now!

Date: 13 April 2025

Rating: Avoid
	Tonight we went to VA with 2 of our friends who were new and wow what a mistake that was. We went into the club and instantly got moaned at and degraded the whole time we were there. Seemed like they love degrading people all the time setting out on a power trip. This time they kept singleing us out all evening and this happened last time but we thought it was a one-off. Clearly it wasn't. There was no music, no dj, atmosphere was horrendous, staff were rude...list goes on. They came up to us many times in the whole time (which was an hour) we were there and degraded us infront of everyone like they kick out of it. We left after we asked for our money back and eventually we got our money back for all 4 of us and left. The last time we were there the blonde woman with the long hair who seems to run the club was very rude to us as we wanted to leave demanded payment for the bar tab but if she had checked I'd already paid it 20mins before and yet no apology for being disrespectful. We will never be returning to this horrendous place. Avoid this club at all costs. Don't waste your time or money. Date: 11 April 2025

Rating: Avoid

Tonight we went to VA with 2 of our friends who were new and wow what a mistake that was. We went into the club and instantly got moaned at and degraded the whole time we were there. Seemed like they love degrading people all the time setting out on a power trip. This time they kept singleing us out all evening and this happened last time but we thought it was a one-off. Clearly it wasn't. There was no music, no dj, atmosphere was horrendous, staff were rude...list goes on. They came up to us many times in the whole time (which was an hour) we were there and degraded us infront of everyone like they kick out of it. We left after we asked for our money back and eventually we got our money back for all 4 of us and left. The last time we were there the blonde woman with the long hair who seems to run the club was very rude to us as we wanted to leave demanded payment for the bar tab but if she had checked I'd already paid it 20mins before and yet no apology for being disrespectful.

We will never be returning to this horrendous place. Avoid this club at all costs. Don't waste your time or money.

Date: 11 April 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	Came to MILF Club again this month. This place is awesome. I feel at home and comfortable every time I visit. Usually travel as a solo but came with 2 female friends. We all had a great day. 2 of us should be at WWW end of the month. Can't wait to come back x Date: 11 April 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	After a long break from this club I was lucky enough to be able to return on a great milf Wednesday. The club didn’t disappoint, with a great atmosphere and a clientele as lovely as always. Looking forward to more happy visits and hopefully the Lux Lounge opening up for the summer. Date: 9 April 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	We recently attended the Gunslinger and golddiger night at this wonderful club. Yet again the staff were super friendly and the atmosphere was rocking, met some fun couples and had an amazing time in the dungeon. From 9pm to 1.30am felt like five mins as we had so much fun. Thanks VA for welcoming us again. Has to be the best club Date: 8 April 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	Another fantastic weekend at The VA for us. Back to back Friday & Saturday with Bunny Burlesque Bi-Night hosted by the charming James and last night Luv Juice hosted by, in our honest opinion, the No.1 Fabswingers profile “The Surrey MILF” with music rolling from DJ Squire who creates a great vibe for the hot sexy guests this event attracts…. Can’t wait till June for the next one! As always the club is immaculate and the VA Team are on hand as always to ensure you have the best night…. All in all it’s a 10/10 from us …. Thank you x Date: 6 April 2025

Rating: Fabulous

Another fantastic weekend at The VA for us. Back to back Friday & Saturday with Bunny Burlesque Bi-Night hosted by the charming James and last night Luv Juice hosted by, in our honest opinion, the No.1 Fabswingers profile “The Surrey MILF” with music rolling from DJ Squire who creates a great vibe for the hot sexy guests this event attracts…. Can’t wait till June for the next one!

As always the club is immaculate and the VA Team are on hand as always to ensure you have the best night…. All in all it’s a 10/10 from us …. Thank you x

Date: 6 April 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended the Bi Bunny Burlesque night on Friday and loved every second of it. A great club and a sexy crowd. A great mix of couples and singles, so much play happening everywhere. A hot night, we will be back! Date: 6 April 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	As always the VA doesn’t disappoint, it always puts on a fantastic evening, and the staff there simple can’t do enough for you, this is our go to club and we always receive a warm welcome, if you get the chance to visit VA you will not be left disappointed. Thank you again for a wonderful night. C&V xxx Date: 5 April 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	VA Bi Night is, without question, the most fun night of the month. Had another incredible night with like minded people. Hot host, great music, we love The VA. Date: 5 April 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	Milf club yesterday.....well run and always fun. Thanks guys Date: 3 April 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	We went Saturday night for gold diggers and gun slingers night. Wow what a night we had. Met some really sexy people and had some amazing fun. This club is amazing and always plays really good music. Date: 1 April 2025

Rating: Fun
	Second visit to this amazing club after NYE for WWW and as usual the club was immaculate and the staff friendly and on point. Like NYE the club was packed with sexy likeminded people who all looked to be having an amazing time. Next stop the May festival!! Date: 31 March 2025

Rating: OK
	Wow what another amazing night at VA We were at VA for another one of their Gunslingers and Golddiggers country nights. VA is such a wonderful relaxing and fun club the facilities are fantastic and the layout and variety of areas great. The staff are always so lovely friendly and helpful. As are all the other guests. Can’t wait to come back again soon. ?? Date: 31 March 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	I attended this club for a "what women want" Gatsby themed event. This is a very classy club. It's very clear from the rooms and vibe of the place that a lot of effort has gone into keeping a high standard. This club has a few key sections but is very open plan with all play areas being "open door". sections to mention : dance floor along which is where you find the bar and at the end a sex swing, couples room which has a more private feel but is still one large open room with beds in.jacuzzi room which has a larger long jacuzzi and beds along one side and at the far end, orgy room name explains it well LOADS of beds large open room, and lastly the kink room that has a st. Andrews cross ,a few spank couches and a few beds , plus a glory hole. The club also has changing rooms with lockers that split the single gents into a completely separate area to couples and single ladies. Overall a fantastic club I really enjoyed spending time here.I look forward to coming back. p.s without white trainers.personal apologies to the owner/club. Salt x Date: 31 March 2025

Rating: Fabulous

I attended this club for a "what women want" Gatsby themed event. This is a very classy club. It's very clear from the rooms and vibe of the place that a lot of effort has gone into keeping a high standard.

This club has a few key sections but is very open plan with all play areas being "open door".

sections to mention : dance floor along which is where you find the bar and at the end a sex swing, couples room which has a more private feel but is still one large open room with beds in.jacuzzi room which has a larger long jacuzzi and beds along one side and at the far end, orgy room name explains it well LOADS of beds large open room, and lastly the kink room that has a st. Andrews cross ,a few spank couches and a few beds , plus a glory hole.

The club also has changing rooms with lockers that split the single gents into a completely separate area to couples and single ladies. Overall a fantastic club I really enjoyed spending time here.I look forward to coming back. p.s without white trainers.personal apologies to the owner/club.

Salt x

Date: 31 March 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	Had the honour of visiting VA for the WhatWomenWant event on Friday 28th march. VA as always is a top tier club with the most amazing facilities in the business. From open play rooms, to couples only rooms, an impressive dungeon and a large hot tub area. The staff are always so welcoming and helpful and play there important part in giving the club the high end reputation it has. If you want a club that’s good quality makes you feel at home then Vanilla Alternative is the place you need to be at. Look forward to future visits x Date: 31 March 2025

Rating: Fabulous

Had the honour of visiting VA for the WhatWomenWant event on Friday 28th march. VA as always is a top tier club with the most amazing facilities in the business. From open play rooms, to couples only rooms, an impressive dungeon and a large hot tub area. The staff are always so welcoming and helpful and play there important part in giving the club the high end reputation it has. If you want a club that’s good quality makes you feel at home then Vanilla Alternative is the place you need to be at.

Look forward to future visits x

Date: 31 March 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	Had my first WWW event at VA last week and honestly one of the best I’ve been to. Great team, great event and great venue!x Date: 30 March 2025

Rating: OK
	Looking forward to Friday bi night fourth of April always a good night Date: 30 March 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	Our first time at VA on Saturday night for the couples night. As newbies, we were a bit nervous and apprehensive about how things were done there. We shouldn't have worried! The staff were lovely, very welcoming, very relaxed, and we got a guided tour by Brian who explained everything. Thanks Brian! We weren't there to play with others, we just wanted to go out and play between ourselves with people watching. We were a bit concerned that this might not be the done thing, but we saw plenty of others doing the same, and there were no awkward moments or approaches by anyone. So we felt totally comfortable to do just what we wanted to do. All in all a great night. Our only regret is that we didn't start playing earlier! We will be back soon! T&C Date: 24 March 2025

Rating: Fabulous

Our first time at VA on Saturday night for the couples night.

As newbies, we were a bit nervous and apprehensive about how things were done there. We shouldn't have worried!

The staff were lovely, very welcoming, very relaxed, and we got a guided tour by Brian who explained everything. Thanks Brian!

We weren't there to play with others, we just wanted to go out and play between ourselves with people watching. We were a bit concerned that this might not be the done thing, but we saw plenty of others doing the same, and there were no awkward moments or approaches by anyone. So we felt totally comfortable to do just what we wanted to do.

All in all a great night. Our only regret is that we didn't start playing earlier!

We will be back soon!

T&C

Date: 24 March 2025

Rating: Fun
	We went VA Saturday night for Saturday Seduction, we had a lovely time with a quiet atmosphere to start off with and got busier around 11:30pm, saw a few couples playing and we love playing in the couples room. Definitely a good event for new couples and new single ladies who wish to experience the club :) Date: 24 March 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	Our first and definitely not our last visit to this great club. We booked our one of the rooms which was so handy, nice size, clean and comfy bed. Would be handy to have a fridge though. The club itself was great, a good size clean and very friendly staff and an easy bar tab system. If your not comfortable performing in front of others then this might not be your scene, play areas are mostly open rooms and beds. We will definitely be back in the future. Date: 23 March 2025

Rating: Fabulous

Our first and definitely not our last visit to this great club.

We booked our one of the rooms which was so handy, nice size, clean and comfy bed.

Would be handy to have a fridge though.

The club itself was great, a good size clean and very friendly staff and an easy bar tab system.

If your not comfortable performing in front of others then this might not be your scene, play areas are mostly open rooms and beds.

We will definitely be back in the future.

Date: 23 March 2025

Rating: Fun
	We visited this Friday for the mixed couples and single guy night. It seems we chose a particularly quiet night, but still enjoyed our evening there. Initially we were a bit nervous about the lack of private rooms, but actually we both found this was a sexy experience. The couples only area helps any nerves at first. The huge hot tub was the highlight for us, especially being allowed to play in the water. It gets busy and was a very sexy experience! The club itself is beautifully decorated and classy and the single men stayed respectful and gave you space. Shout out to the staff for being so welcoming and friendly, especially Brian. The hotel rooms are fairly basic, it’s an Old building, but very convenient. Useful if you do want a private room to go to. We’re definitely coming back, but we’ll probably go for a specific theme night. Date: 16 March 2025

Rating: Fun

We visited this Friday for the mixed couples and single guy night. It seems we chose a particularly quiet night, but still enjoyed our evening there. Initially we were a bit nervous about the lack of private rooms, but actually we both found this was a sexy experience. The couples only area helps any nerves at first. The huge hot tub was the highlight for us, especially being allowed to play in the water. It gets busy and was a very sexy experience!

The club itself is beautifully decorated and classy and the single men stayed respectful and gave you space. Shout out to the staff for being so welcoming and friendly, especially Brian.

The hotel rooms are fairly basic, it’s an Old building, but very convenient. Useful if you do want a private room to go to. We’re definitely coming back, but we’ll probably go for a specific theme night.

Date: 16 March 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	What a great way to spend a day , MILF club was the perfect place to go for a weekday road trip with a friend , the club is just great , clean , well set out , pretty well everything you could wish for ! Great staff , guests all friendly and respectful gents , we will absolutely be back x Date: 13 March 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	Another fabulous MILF club experience. Lots of sexy fun, chat and friendly people. A beautifully done out club run by wonderful people xx Date: 12 March 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	Saturday saw our second visit to VA and we had another great time. It is quickly becoming our favourite night out and well worth the 2+ hour drive. We chatted with some lovely people, which in the case of one couple led to our first tentative foray into soft play. We are very much looking forward to our next visit. Date: 12 March 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	Had such an excellent first club night at VA on Saturday with two friends. We literally fucked the entire night away and had everyone watching, we didn't realise we were quite so into that. Also, super impressed they have a Discord so we can chat to others before attending our next. Can't wait to return and get up to more trouble on a Bi night. So worth the 2hr drive. Plus, bonus cat. The moment we walked in Benji the cat followed us for loving. Made our nights. Date: 10 March 2025

Rating: Fabulous

Had such an excellent first club night at VA on Saturday with two friends.

We literally fucked the entire night away and had everyone watching, we didn't realise we were quite so into that.

Also, super impressed they have a Discord so we can chat to others before attending our next.

Can't wait to return and get up to more trouble on a Bi night. So worth the 2hr drive.

Plus, bonus cat. The moment we walked in Benji the cat followed us for loving. Made our nights.

Date: 10 March 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	We visited VA for the first time for their Saturday Seduction event. We were welcomed at the door and given a guided tour of the venue. All staff were very nice and friendly. There are plenty of different places to play and places to sit and be social too. Good mix of people there, somebody for everybody. We will definitely be attending again in the near future. We had lots of sexy fun with some friends, next time we need to make new friends too. Date: 10 March 2025

Rating: Fabulous

We visited VA for the first time for their Saturday Seduction event. We were welcomed at the door and given a guided tour of the venue. All staff were very nice and friendly. There are plenty of different places to play and places to sit and be social too. Good mix of people there, somebody for everybody. We will definitely be attending again in the near future. We had lots of sexy fun with some friends, next time we need to make new friends too.

Date: 10 March 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	March 7th bi night Had an excellent time at bi night in March it all began with one of the lovely bar staff collecting myself and my friend from our hotel what an amazing service provided by the club . All the staff at the club are so friendly and welcoming . It’s only my third visit but I’ll be back many more times for sure . James certainly knows how to throw a party and the music was great . It’s definatly a place you can explore and be yourself without any judgment as the clientele on bi night laid back open minded and horny as hell . Would recommend to anyone . Date: 9 March 2025

Rating: Fabulous

March 7th bi night

Had an excellent time at bi night in March it all began with one of the lovely bar staff collecting myself and my friend from our hotel what an amazing service provided by the club . All the staff at the club are so friendly and welcoming . It’s only my third visit but I’ll be back many more times for sure . James certainly knows how to throw a party and the music was great . It’s definatly a place you can explore and be yourself without any judgment as the clientele on bi night laid back open minded and horny as hell . Would recommend to anyone .

Date: 9 March 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	Bi Night 7th March - I know I’ve verified before but VA and the team deserve multiple compliments. Always a warm welcome from the event hosts and all the guys and girls who look after us at the club. Nothing is too much trouble and there’s always a smile. Atmosphere in the club is brilliant, a real sexy laid back vibe, all facilities spotless and having used the shuttle bus (Fun Bus) for first time I can say it was perfect for getting from local hotel and back. Nothing not to like about VA if you’re looking for a cracking night out at a lifestyle event. Date: 9 March 2025

Rating: Fabulous

Bi Night 7th March - I know I’ve verified before but VA and the team deserve multiple compliments. Always a warm welcome from the event hosts and all the guys and girls who look after us at the club. Nothing is too much trouble and there’s always a smile. Atmosphere in the club is brilliant, a real sexy laid back vibe, all facilities spotless and having used the shuttle bus (Fun Bus) for first time I can say it was perfect for getting from local hotel and back. Nothing not to like about VA if you’re looking for a cracking night out at a lifestyle event.

Date: 9 March 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	Had a brilliant night at the VA bi night on Friday - my fourth visit (?) The staff were all incredibly friendly and helpful, and James really knows how to host a fantastic evening. The atmosphere was spot on – really welcoming and lively, and the music was excellent. Plus, everyone I met was so friendly. Highly recommend! Date: 9 March 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	We had a great time at VA Bi night. First impressions count and ours was overwhelmingly positive. So many sexy people relaxing, chatting and enjoying lots of sexy fun. The whole atmosphere created by the staff and the club was perfect. We’ve already checked our diaries to see when we can get to another VA event Date: 8 March 2025

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