The Vanilla Alternative

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Rating: Fabulous
	Went here last night as the third club we have been too and by far the best one yet, as a new couple getting into this lifestyle it ticked all boxes. The whole vibe was amazing, music was on point and everyone was friendly and very respectful. Will definitely be coming back up again definitely worth the two hour drive xx Date: 27 April 2025

Rating: OK
	Had a fabulous time at forbidden event, met some new and old friends great vibe will definitely be attending again staff were good as always see you soon. Date: 27 April 2025

Rating: Fun
	Had a nice time at VA last night, attended Forbidden. It wasn't as busy as I thought it would be but met few nice people. VA is a lovely club and I would recommend if you are attending as a single girl as staff and others do ensure you are looked after. Date: 26 April 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	The VA is a high quality, expansive venue, with a wide variety of facilities. The staff are very friendly and everyone is made to feel welcome. Easily one of the best clubs in the UK? Date: 26 April 2025

Rating: OK
	First time going I attended WWW Event loved it people and staff very welcoming looking forward to the next event definitely worth going and if you’re a first timer and thinking about going just take me advice and take the leap as you won’t regret it Date: 25 April 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	Fabulous indeed! I'm on my way home from the What Women Want event, and had a wonderful time! There's so much attention to detail from the lovely hosts of this event, with great communication on a 1:1 basis prior to the event, and with connecting the attendees to chat and get to know each other ahead of it. And that continued once we got there. Hosts attentive and friendly, and on hand to help where needed. It was a themed event, and most of the guests had made the effort to dress up. Although, of course, clothes quickly came off, replaced for the most part by something smaller and sexier. It was very busy, full of attractive people, and soon all the play areas were busy. It's a great venue, wonderful event with great hosts, and I loved the food served today too! Chicken and bacon loaded fries went down very nicely, thank you, after 3 or 4 helpings of sex. Sign me up for the next one! Date: 25 April 2025

Rating: Fabulous

Fabulous indeed! I'm on my way home from the What Women Want event, and had a wonderful time! There's so much attention to detail from the lovely hosts of this event, with great communication on a 1:1 basis prior to the event, and with connecting the attendees to chat and get to know each other ahead of it. And that continued once we got there. Hosts attentive and friendly, and on hand to help where needed. It was a themed event, and most of the guests had made the effort to dress up. Although, of course, clothes quickly came off, replaced for the most part by something smaller and sexier. It was very busy, full of attractive people, and soon all the play areas were busy. It's a great venue, wonderful event with great hosts, and I loved the food served today too! Chicken and bacon loaded fries went down very nicely, thank you, after 3 or 4 helpings of sex. Sign me up for the next one!

Date: 25 April 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	VA never disappoints and what a fantastic Easter weekend, such a great atmosphere and vibe both Friday and Saturday. There was lots of play and a great group of guests on both nights. The DJs were incredible and played some absolute bangers! As always, the staff were all so friendly and welcoming, and the Easter egg hunt was a nice touch too. Special mention to the bar staff that work incredibly hard all night long, and are always dressed to impress. One in particular catches Mrs K’s attention every time! Thanks also for my cream egg, question is, how do you eat yours! ;-) Until next time, mwah! x Date: 20 April 2025

Rating: Fabulous

VA never disappoints and what a fantastic Easter weekend, such a great atmosphere and vibe both Friday and Saturday. There was lots of play and a great group of guests on both nights.

The DJs were incredible and played some absolute bangers! As always, the staff were all so friendly and welcoming, and the Easter egg hunt was a nice touch too. Special mention to the bar staff that work incredibly hard all night long, and are always dressed to impress. One in particular catches Mrs K’s attention every time!

Thanks also for my cream egg, question is, how do you eat yours! ;-)

Until next time, mwah! x

Date: 20 April 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	We visited VA again for Easter Saturday, thanks Team VA for a brilliant night, we loved it. Date: 20 April 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	One of the best clubs with great facilities around. Love the place Date: 19 April 2025

Rating: OK
	Vanilla Alternative Still my favourite club in the UK! Great owners, great management, great staff, great events that somtimes exceed to wild events like the ones on Valentines, Onyx and yesterday Easter event. Date: 19 April 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	It’s a long time since I’ve been to this club. I’ve always wanted to return. My friend and I attended the Shhh event. We chatted to some lovely people of all ages. Everyone were so friendly. There was naughtiness wherever we looked as the night wore on. One of the very best clubs I’ve been to. Date: 13 April 2025

Rating: OK
	We attended va last night. Meet friends both new and old. Only been a few times but allways seem to have a good night. If only they had private play rooms it would be our go to club. Staff seem lovely. Venue is clean and tidy and people seem friendly. Can't ask for much more to be fair. Date: 13 April 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	Wow, what a night, what a venue and what fabulous hosts! We attended the Shh night for newbies and it was our first experience of this amazing lifestyle. From start to finish we felt welcomed, comfortable and were completely put at ease even though we were both very nervous. With J being a wheelchair user the access of this club is great. Most of the venue is accessible with only 2 areas having steps (the couples area and the dungeon). However the couples area only has 2 steps so with the help of another guy we easily visited that area. We went with no expectations but ended up playing together and met some wonderful people. Safe to say we are hooked and we will be returning soon. Thank you VA for making our first experience such a great one! Date: 13 April 2025

Rating: Fabulous

Wow, what a night, what a venue and what fabulous hosts! We attended the Shh night for newbies and it was our first experience of this amazing lifestyle. From start to finish we felt welcomed, comfortable and were completely put at ease even though we were both very nervous. With J being a wheelchair user the access of this club is great. Most of the venue is accessible with only 2 areas having steps (the couples area and the dungeon). However the couples area only has 2 steps so with the help of another guy we easily visited that area. We went with no expectations but ended up playing together and met some wonderful people. Safe to say we are hooked and we will be returning soon. Thank you VA for making our first experience such a great one!

Date: 13 April 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	It was our first time visiting VA last night at the Shh event. We had such a great time.. the club has a great sexy vibe, looks amazing, super clean, great attitude to the lifestyle, the dungeon and spa are beautiful and offer so much variety of choice! Both staff and be organisers were so friendly, helpful and welcoming. There was not a thing they didn’t know or a problem they couldn’t sort out for you. The games, dungeon session and the shuttle are all a great touch. We will definitely be back as new lovers of VA - HotLiving23 aka Neon Underwear and White Shirt ;) x Date: 13 April 2025

Rating: Fabulous

It was our first time visiting VA last night at the Shh event. We had such a great time.. the club has a great sexy vibe, looks amazing, super clean, great attitude to the lifestyle, the dungeon and spa are beautiful and offer so much variety of choice! Both staff and be organisers were so friendly, helpful and welcoming. There was not a thing they didn’t know or a problem they couldn’t sort out for you. The games, dungeon session and the shuttle are all a great touch.

We will definitely be back as new lovers of VA - HotLiving23 aka Neon Underwear and White Shirt

;) x

Date: 13 April 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended the shhh newbies event last night with my husband and what a night we had. The hosts were great at making you feel at ease even before the event had begun. Mark gave us a tour of the club as it was our first visit which helped us ease into the night. We went with no expectation to play, just a chance to figure out the club scene but felt so relaxed that we ended up getting involved throughout the night. Great music, great crowd and left wanting more. Legs are still shaking now! Date: 13 April 2025

Rating: Fabulous

Attended the shhh newbies event last night with my husband and what a night we had. The hosts were great at making you feel at ease even before the event had begun. Mark gave us a tour of the club as it was our first visit which helped us ease into the night. We went with no expectation to play, just a chance to figure out the club scene but felt so relaxed that we ended up getting involved throughout the night. Great music, great crowd and left wanting more. Legs are still shaking now!

Date: 13 April 2025

Rating: Avoid
	Tonight we went to VA with 2 of our friends who were new and wow what a mistake that was. We went into the club and instantly got moaned at and degraded the whole time we were there. Seemed like they love degrading people all the time setting out on a power trip. This time they kept singleing us out all evening and this happened last time but we thought it was a one-off. Clearly it wasn't. There was no music, no dj, atmosphere was horrendous, staff were rude...list goes on. They came up to us many times in the whole time (which was an hour) we were there and degraded us infront of everyone like they kick out of it. We left after we asked for our money back and eventually we got our money back for all 4 of us and left. The last time we were there the blonde woman with the long hair who seems to run the club was very rude to us as we wanted to leave demanded payment for the bar tab but if she had checked I'd already paid it 20mins before and yet no apology for being disrespectful. We will never be returning to this horrendous place. Avoid this club at all costs. Don't waste your time or money. Date: 11 April 2025

Rating: Avoid

Tonight we went to VA with 2 of our friends who were new and wow what a mistake that was. We went into the club and instantly got moaned at and degraded the whole time we were there. Seemed like they love degrading people all the time setting out on a power trip. This time they kept singleing us out all evening and this happened last time but we thought it was a one-off. Clearly it wasn't. There was no music, no dj, atmosphere was horrendous, staff were rude...list goes on. They came up to us many times in the whole time (which was an hour) we were there and degraded us infront of everyone like they kick out of it. We left after we asked for our money back and eventually we got our money back for all 4 of us and left. The last time we were there the blonde woman with the long hair who seems to run the club was very rude to us as we wanted to leave demanded payment for the bar tab but if she had checked I'd already paid it 20mins before and yet no apology for being disrespectful.

We will never be returning to this horrendous place. Avoid this club at all costs. Don't waste your time or money.

Date: 11 April 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	Came to MILF Club again this month. This place is awesome. I feel at home and comfortable every time I visit. Usually travel as a solo but came with 2 female friends. We all had a great day. 2 of us should be at WWW end of the month. Can't wait to come back x Date: 11 April 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	After a long break from this club I was lucky enough to be able to return on a great milf Wednesday. The club didn’t disappoint, with a great atmosphere and a clientele as lovely as always. Looking forward to more happy visits and hopefully the Lux Lounge opening up for the summer. Date: 9 April 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	We recently attended the Gunslinger and golddiger night at this wonderful club. Yet again the staff were super friendly and the atmosphere was rocking, met some fun couples and had an amazing time in the dungeon. From 9pm to 1.30am felt like five mins as we had so much fun. Thanks VA for welcoming us again. Has to be the best club Date: 8 April 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	Another fantastic weekend at The VA for us. Back to back Friday & Saturday with Bunny Burlesque Bi-Night hosted by the charming James and last night Luv Juice hosted by, in our honest opinion, the No.1 Fabswingers profile “The Surrey MILF” with music rolling from DJ Squire who creates a great vibe for the hot sexy guests this event attracts…. Can’t wait till June for the next one! As always the club is immaculate and the VA Team are on hand as always to ensure you have the best night…. All in all it’s a 10/10 from us …. Thank you x Date: 6 April 2025

Rating: Fabulous

Another fantastic weekend at The VA for us. Back to back Friday & Saturday with Bunny Burlesque Bi-Night hosted by the charming James and last night Luv Juice hosted by, in our honest opinion, the No.1 Fabswingers profile “The Surrey MILF” with music rolling from DJ Squire who creates a great vibe for the hot sexy guests this event attracts…. Can’t wait till June for the next one!

As always the club is immaculate and the VA Team are on hand as always to ensure you have the best night…. All in all it’s a 10/10 from us …. Thank you x

Date: 6 April 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended the Bi Bunny Burlesque night on Friday and loved every second of it. A great club and a sexy crowd. A great mix of couples and singles, so much play happening everywhere. A hot night, we will be back! Date: 6 April 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	As always the VA doesn’t disappoint, it always puts on a fantastic evening, and the staff there simple can’t do enough for you, this is our go to club and we always receive a warm welcome, if you get the chance to visit VA you will not be left disappointed. Thank you again for a wonderful night. C&V xxx Date: 5 April 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	VA Bi Night is, without question, the most fun night of the month. Had another incredible night with like minded people. Hot host, great music, we love The VA. Date: 5 April 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	Milf club yesterday.....well run and always fun. Thanks guys Date: 3 April 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	We went Saturday night for gold diggers and gun slingers night. Wow what a night we had. Met some really sexy people and had some amazing fun. This club is amazing and always plays really good music. Date: 1 April 2025

Rating: Fun
	Second visit to this amazing club after NYE for WWW and as usual the club was immaculate and the staff friendly and on point. Like NYE the club was packed with sexy likeminded people who all looked to be having an amazing time. Next stop the May festival!! Date: 31 March 2025

Rating: OK
	Wow what another amazing night at VA We were at VA for another one of their Gunslingers and Golddiggers country nights. VA is such a wonderful relaxing and fun club the facilities are fantastic and the layout and variety of areas great. The staff are always so lovely friendly and helpful. As are all the other guests. Can’t wait to come back again soon. ?? Date: 31 March 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	I attended this club for a "what women want" Gatsby themed event. This is a very classy club. It's very clear from the rooms and vibe of the place that a lot of effort has gone into keeping a high standard. This club has a few key sections but is very open plan with all play areas being "open door". sections to mention : dance floor along which is where you find the bar and at the end a sex swing, couples room which has a more private feel but is still one large open room with beds in.jacuzzi room which has a larger long jacuzzi and beds along one side and at the far end, orgy room name explains it well LOADS of beds large open room, and lastly the kink room that has a st. Andrews cross ,a few spank couches and a few beds , plus a glory hole. The club also has changing rooms with lockers that split the single gents into a completely separate area to couples and single ladies. Overall a fantastic club I really enjoyed spending time here.I look forward to coming back. p.s without white trainers.personal apologies to the owner/club. Salt x Date: 31 March 2025

Rating: Fabulous

I attended this club for a "what women want" Gatsby themed event. This is a very classy club. It's very clear from the rooms and vibe of the place that a lot of effort has gone into keeping a high standard.

This club has a few key sections but is very open plan with all play areas being "open door".

sections to mention : dance floor along which is where you find the bar and at the end a sex swing, couples room which has a more private feel but is still one large open room with beds in.jacuzzi room which has a larger long jacuzzi and beds along one side and at the far end, orgy room name explains it well LOADS of beds large open room, and lastly the kink room that has a st. Andrews cross ,a few spank couches and a few beds , plus a glory hole.

The club also has changing rooms with lockers that split the single gents into a completely separate area to couples and single ladies. Overall a fantastic club I really enjoyed spending time here.I look forward to coming back. p.s without white trainers.personal apologies to the owner/club.

Salt x

Date: 31 March 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	Had the honour of visiting VA for the WhatWomenWant event on Friday 28th march. VA as always is a top tier club with the most amazing facilities in the business. From open play rooms, to couples only rooms, an impressive dungeon and a large hot tub area. The staff are always so welcoming and helpful and play there important part in giving the club the high end reputation it has. If you want a club that’s good quality makes you feel at home then Vanilla Alternative is the place you need to be at. Look forward to future visits x Date: 31 March 2025

Rating: Fabulous

Had the honour of visiting VA for the WhatWomenWant event on Friday 28th march. VA as always is a top tier club with the most amazing facilities in the business. From open play rooms, to couples only rooms, an impressive dungeon and a large hot tub area. The staff are always so welcoming and helpful and play there important part in giving the club the high end reputation it has. If you want a club that’s good quality makes you feel at home then Vanilla Alternative is the place you need to be at.

Look forward to future visits x

Date: 31 March 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	Had my first WWW event at VA last week and honestly one of the best I’ve been to. Great team, great event and great venue!x Date: 30 March 2025

Rating: OK
	Looking forward to Friday bi night fourth of April always a good night Date: 30 March 2025

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