The Vanilla Alternative

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Rating: Fabulous
	Had a fantastic night once again, always very gorgeous naughty and friendly guests. Loved the hot tub and the outdoor area…stayed over and can’t wait to go back again Date: 24 July 2022

Rating: Fun
	First visit to VA, very well presented on the interior. Great staff on hand and an all round superb night. Say Hi if you met us last night! Date: 23 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Loved Milf Club on 20/07. Great people, lovely food, sexy fun. Hi to everyone who were there, love you all. xxxx Date: 21 July 2022

Rating: Fun
	Had a great time at milf club last 20/7/22. Really hot and naught. Had a chance to play with a couple and was really hot. Hoping to get intouch and play with them again. Date: 21 July 2022

Rating: Fun
	Another day on sun and fun with old friends . Same staff but more and diversified bufet now. Date: 21 July 2022

Rating: OK
	Always nice to be at Vanilla Alternative milf club! Was good to see old friends and making new ones! Amazing wow the club had keeping the standards for years! Good work guys! Outstanding! Date: 20 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Another great visit to Milf Club, such a chilled environment. Plenty of sexy fun going on , can’t wait to go back Date: 20 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	We really enjoyed our first visit to VA for the foam and UV paint party. Well organised, clean and lots of fun rooms and hot tubs to explore. The DJ was great too! Met some gorgeous sexy people and hope to get back there soon! Date: 18 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Had our first visit today to lux lounge and we can’t fault the place we had the most chilled day by the pool and sun loungers met some lovely hot couples throughout the day , DJ played the best summer tunes,, great food,hosts couldn’t do enough for you and weather was insane , we will definitely be back was worth the drive for sure. See you soon Guys A&K x Date: 18 July 2022

Rating: Fun
	Had a great time at VA last night at the foam and UV party, my second time there. Hope to spend more time going to events at this great venue. Date: 17 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Met with a couple friends at VA for their neon paint and foam party, I had a wonderful time, always an excellent venue for a fun filled meet. Until next time! Xx Date: 17 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Amazing venue. We went for the Summer Solstice Bi Party. Didn’t know what to expect but we loved it. Facilities are brilliant, staff are so welcoming and the camping is lush! The massage lady went above and beyond for us and made us feel so relaxed, thank you! Date: 14 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	We were here last Saturday night. Had a great time as always. Great atmosphere, had a brilliant laugh with some other couples outside and the hot tub was seriously packed! Will be attending most weeks from now on. Date: 14 July 2022

Rating: Fun
	Another great milf club… great vibes outside in the sun. Loved the mock tails… great company and enjoyed the fun I had there. Look forward to next week Date: 14 July 2022

Rating: Fun
	Lovely summer holiday vibe outside in the sunshine at Milf club this week in the lux lounge. Very chilaxed with a great mix of lovely people. Lots of fun (some of the girls were very greedy!) Wife enjoyed her bulls BBC and there were a couple more guys who took her fancy but we didn't get chance to talk to. Date: 14 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Absolutely beautiful day spent at Milf Club Lux Lounge event. Wow, the ladies were gorgeous. The weather was spot on. The nibbles were delicious the staff are excellent. Just the thing to relax, sunbath and get all sexy. Make it if you have free Wednesday now summer is in full flow. Date: 13 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	This was our first time dipping our toes into the swinging scene. We went to Va on saturday 9th july, spent a couple of hours in lux lounge and caught the end of LAM (not something for us) but good to see. We got ready for evening event couples and single ladies only which was great and we felt comfortable having some fun with eachother and others. We stayed over and ended up spending the whole of sunday at lux lounge again! Lots of playing on the sunday but mainly older couples, still very enjoyable in the sun and mini pool. We felt totally welcomed and relaxed from the minute we got there, everyone very friendly, single guys on sunday very respectful.staff were amazing and had thought of everything, even ordered us all a mcdonalds as food was off. The club itself was very clean and spacious. Drinks good prices. The hotel wasnt 5 star but comfortable enough. We stayed in room 10. Not much sleep going on in the rooms until at least 4. Highly recommend for newbies. Will be our go to place, cant wait to go back! Date: 13 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous

This was our first time dipping our toes into the swinging scene.

We went to Va on saturday 9th july, spent a couple of hours in lux lounge and caught the end of LAM (not something for us) but good to see. We got ready for evening event couples and single ladies only which was great and we felt comfortable having some fun with eachother and others. We stayed over and ended up spending the whole of sunday at lux lounge again! Lots of playing on the sunday but mainly older couples, still very enjoyable in the sun and mini pool.

We felt totally welcomed and relaxed from the minute we got there, everyone very friendly, single guys on sunday very respectful.staff were amazing and had thought of everything, even ordered us all a mcdonalds as food was off.

The club itself was very clean and spacious. Drinks good prices. The hotel wasnt 5 star but comfortable enough. We stayed in room 10. Not much sleep going on in the rooms until at least 4.

Highly recommend for newbies. Will be our go to place, cant wait to go back!

Date: 13 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	what a hot afternoon in every-way at the lux lounge on sunday afternoon. very chilled. good music. nice people. what’s not to like Date: 11 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Had a lovely afternoon chilling at the Lux Lounge yesterday. A real jewel in the FAB Crown. It's proper perfect for those hot sunny days when you have so much to do at home but have a sod it moment! Date: 11 July 2022

Rating: Fun
	Another scorcher at VA today and yesterday out working on my tan with Livia and Mo today we had such a laugh and the staff were great as always Date: 10 July 2022

Rating: Fun
	Lovely time with friends last night and met some new ones. Lovely atmosphere, friendly staff. We of course love the cat Benji, who seems to be the boss:). Hot tub area saw loads of action. Loved it. We’ll be back for FOF next month xx Date: 10 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	I visited the VA for the first time last night, with my FB, Minnie12, and what can I say… I have visited several other clubs and always been left wanting…but the VA is exactly what I imagine a swinger club to be like. All the rooms are well finished and the theme flows through a very well laid out club. The staff are very friendly and chatty, and made us feel at ease, as did Brian who showed us around when we first arrived. We will definitely be returning and we are very much looking forward to making new friends Date: 10 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous

I visited the VA for the first time last night, with my FB, Minnie12, and what can I say… I have visited several other clubs and always been left wanting…but the VA is exactly what I imagine a swinger club to be like.

All the rooms are well finished and the theme flows through a very well laid out club.

The staff are very friendly and chatty, and made us feel at ease, as did Brian who showed us around when we first arrived.

We will definitely be returning and we are very much looking forward to making new friends

Date: 10 July 2022

Rating: OK
	We went last night 9/7/22, and we had a great time. Club is always clean, people are always friendly, and the hot tub is always banging. Until next time! Date: 10 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	January 1st was an amazing day. Not my first, but the lady's first and not her last!! Friendly staff, patrons are friendly as ever.. no stress, no expectations, no pressure, just adult fun with fun people. Date: 6 July 2022

Rating: OK
	Another amazing night at the VA for chic, seriously hot crowd and unbelievable atmosphere. Thanks again and see you in September ; ) Date: 5 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Fierce femmes was wonderful last night! Great crowd, amazing facilities, electric atmosphere and incredible action haha! Thank you! :) Date: 2 July 2022

Rating: OK
	First time at VA last night and it was busy enough to not feel quiet but it got busier later in the evening. Beautiful building and obvious to find from the road due to the big signage. I met with a couple I had been chatting with as I went on my own and we had a great night together. There’s no private rooms but one bed that had curtains so we had private play to the annoyance of everyone who wanted to see in lol. Music was brilliant last night and staff were super friendly and helpful. A real mixed bag of clientele and there seemed a lot more older gents than under 40s. The place is pretty big and split into areas but everyone seemed to crowd in the jacuzzi and the beds in there. One thing I would say is definitely need lighting in the car park as it’s pitch black and walking to your car alone is a little uncomfortable especially as a lone female. But great work guys and thank you for being so welcoming.x Date: 2 July 2022

Rating: OK

First time at VA last night and it was busy enough to not feel quiet but it got busier later in the evening. Beautiful building and obvious to find from the road due to the big signage. I met with a couple I had been chatting with as I went on my own and we had a great night together. There’s no private rooms but one bed that had curtains so we had private play to the annoyance of everyone who wanted to see in lol. Music was brilliant last night and staff were super friendly and helpful. A real mixed bag of clientele and there seemed a lot more older gents than under 40s. The place is pretty big and split into areas but everyone seemed to crowd in the jacuzzi and the beds in there. One thing I would say is definitely need lighting in the car park as it’s pitch black and walking to your car alone is a little uncomfortable especially as a lone female. But great work guys and thank you for being so welcoming.x

Date: 2 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	I visited VA last night for the 1st time last night for pink flamingos. Everyone was so welcoming and friendly. Defo will be back again! Date: 2 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Wow Fierce femmes night was a huge success thanks to all the staff for a great night and to the gorgeous women tonight you all looked amazing cannot recommend this club enough. Even had a few newbies in tonight and they seemed to enjoy it Date: 2 July 2022

Rating: Fun
	We attended last Friday for the solstice event and both enjoyed it. The clubs nice, large rooms that were occupied all night, a large jacuzzi with plenty of play beds all around the club. Think we miss jets and bubbles in a jacuzzi though. The people on the bi night we’re so polite, we’ve not been to a place where people were more respectful. We will be back again. Date: 26 June 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Wow!!! I attended another fantastic evening at this fabulous club. Loads of sexy, friendly, funny, horny people who definitely know how to party all day and night!!! The staff are wonderful, and do everything to make your visit amazing. Thanks VA and their guests for making more fantastic sext memories. Date: 26 June 2022

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