The Vanilla Alternative

Rating: Fabulous
	Our second visit to VA, attended Boujis Dirty Blonde night... A really friendly and welcoming atmosphere and such an amazing group of people. We had a great time chatting and generally having a laugh in the bar before heading to the dancefloor. We met some fantastic people. We played for a bit by the hot tub before, brief pause for drinks and nibbles and back to the hot tub. The hot tub is, as ever, amazingly good fun. Mr was taught that if he sat on the edge he could watch all the fun and get his cock sucked. All in all a great night, great fun and some great play. Date: 20 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous

Our second visit to VA, attended Boujis Dirty Blonde night... A really friendly and welcoming atmosphere and such an amazing group of people. We had a great time chatting and generally having a laugh in the bar before heading to the dancefloor. We met some fantastic people. We played for a bit by the hot tub before, brief pause for drinks and nibbles and back to the hot tub. The hot tub is, as ever, amazingly good fun. Mr was taught that if he sat on the edge he could watch all the fun and get his cock sucked. All in all a great night, great fun and some great play.

Date: 20 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Well what can I say, having visited again for Milf club on Wednesday, VAs never seems to disappoint! Such an easy venue to get to which is literally a turn off from the A1, with their own secure par park with welcoming and friendly staff, I always enjoy relaxing with a drink at the bar first lol, it's nice to just take in such a beautiful venue that is state of the art, very clean and a welcoming environment such with great facilities. It was also lovely to see new couples visiting and choosing VAs as their first club to try! Having spoken to a lot of people there, it was lovely to chat, get to know people as well as then play and enjoy the pleasurable experiences that I did do. And the hot tub...more like a swimming pool lol, it's amazing! Thank you to the staff and looking forward to being back again soon! C x Date: 18 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous

Well what can I say, having visited again for Milf club on Wednesday, VAs never seems to disappoint!

Such an easy venue to get to which is literally a turn off from the A1, with their own secure par park with welcoming and friendly staff, I always enjoy relaxing with a drink at the bar first lol, it's nice to just take in such a beautiful venue that is state of the art, very clean and a welcoming environment such with great facilities.

It was also lovely to see new couples visiting and choosing VAs as their first club to try! Having spoken to a lot of people there, it was lovely to chat, get to know people as well as then play and enjoy the pleasurable experiences that I did do.

And the hot tub...more like a swimming pool lol, it's amazing!

Thank you to the staff and looking forward to being back again soon!

C x

Date: 18 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	First time back at this amazing club after a couple of years absence & wowsers, it was as good as we remembered. A private birthday party combined with the awesome House Rocks night made for a super packed dance floor, banging tunes & a fun-loving, sexy crowd. Loved how the evening flowed - no structured ‘timetable’ as such, just fun when, where & how you wanted to and the first time we’ve danced after playing in a long time rather than simply getting dressed & going home. Spotlessly clean, a classy clientele, no queuing outside, efficient bar service & plentiful, great food. Top night; thanks guys. xx Date: 15 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous

First time back at this amazing club after a couple of years absence & wowsers, it was as good as we remembered. A private birthday party combined with the awesome House Rocks night made for a super packed dance floor, banging tunes & a fun-loving, sexy crowd. Loved how the evening flowed - no structured ‘timetable’ as such, just fun when, where & how you wanted to and the first time we’ve danced after playing in a long time rather than simply getting dressed & going home. Spotlessly clean, a classy clientele, no queuing outside, efficient bar service & plentiful, great food. Top night; thanks guys. xx

Date: 15 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Oh wow what an incredible night at Houserocks! The best venue, great staff, beautiful people and awesome DJ. Thanks to everyone involved who made it such a memorable evening. See you soon for the Ibiza weekender xxx Date: 14 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Had another awesome night last night our first HouseRocks event and loved the extra party vibe. So many gorgeous couples - we had the best time! Date: 14 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	First time at VA and it is hands down the best club we’ve been to so far. So many hot sexy people there,everyone having fun. Great Music . Great Staff.Great Venue . Love the open plan approach. Met some great people and ended the night in a massive hot tub. Think we’ve found our tribe. thanks guys Defo See ya soon xx Date: 14 May 2023

Rating: OK
	Fantastic Saturday evening at the club … everything and everyone was amazing !! Can’t wait for the next visit!! Date: 14 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Another fantastic visit to the club. Saturday was off the charts! We used the shuttle bus from and to a local hotel. Arrived exactly at the booked time, slick :) Date: 14 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	It’s been a while since we last attended but after last nights event it will not be long before we attend again. Very busy night, great staff, sexy environment. See you again soon x Date: 14 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended the VA Chic night on Saturday. And we are now wondering why we haven’t ventured to this event before because it’s a great event where the women are all gorgeous and certainly dress to impress….it is electric. And all held at the best swinging club in the UK as reported by The Daily Star & New York Post newspapers on the 5th May. Team VA deserve the recognition for their hard work and this weekend it paid off. Congratulations Team VA….keep doing what you’re doing because it’s great xx Date: 9 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous

We attended the VA Chic night on Saturday. And we are now wondering why we haven’t ventured to this event before because it’s a great event where the women are all gorgeous and certainly dress to impress….it is electric. And all held at the best swinging club in the UK as reported by The Daily Star & New York Post newspapers on the 5th May. Team VA deserve the recognition for their hard work and this weekend it paid off. Congratulations Team VA….keep doing what you’re doing because it’s great xx

Date: 9 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	We went to this club with some freinds after a night out on the town. After registering we ventured into the club and explored its many clean and varied play areas. The club dj was really good so we spent a lot of time just dancing and enjoying the social side of the club. The club hosts are freindly and accomodating. Thanks for a wonderful night xx Date: 8 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	The venue is spacious and has a lot to offer. There is hot tub, a lot of play areas, dungeon room and even rooms that you can stay over the night. Dance floor and the music was great as well, as we love dancing. Highly recommended was not disappointed and will be coming back in the future. Date: 7 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Cannot put into words how much we love it here. We were there for the Bi Night, and as usual, it smashed it out of the park. Great people, great crowd. Cannot recommend highly enough. If you’re looking to dip your toes into the club scene, this is the place to do it! Date: 6 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended Bi night, and it was such a wonderful and inclusive welcoming crowd ..we socialised with some lovely couples and singles ...come say hi if we met. Oh and the King made an appearance too !!! This event is becoming our favourite on the calendar x. Date: 6 May 2023

Rating: OK
	Second visit to this lovely club attended the bump and grind night on 28th May with some sexy friends. If you like open play areas this is the play to be, although it wasn't that busy it was still a good vibe with plenty of friendly people to chat to. The staff were brilliant as usual and a special mention for Brian as he gives the best club tours. Hope to be back soon for an event. Ben & Aimee x Date: 4 May 2023

Rating: OK

Second visit to this lovely club attended the bump and grind night on 28th May with some sexy friends.

If you like open play areas this is the play to be, although it wasn't that busy it was still a good vibe with plenty of friendly people to chat to.

The staff were brilliant as usual and a special mention for Brian as he gives the best club tours.

Hope to be back soon for an event.

Ben & Aimee x

Date: 4 May 2023

Rating: Fun
	Attended the MILF event on 3rd May but this time with an FWB. We had lots of fun as expected so thanks to the lovely couples and single guys who joined us. The VA team were lovely as ever. The hot tub was a little cooler than usual which was a shame but the action all round it made up for that! It's a lovely venue for fun, and I look forward to playing in the outdoor area next time Date: 4 May 2023

Rating: Fun

Attended the MILF event on 3rd May but this time with an FWB. We had lots of fun as expected so thanks to the lovely couples and single guys who joined us. The VA team were lovely as ever. The hot tub was a little cooler than usual which was a shame but the action all round it made up for that! It's a lovely venue for fun, and I look forward to playing in the outdoor area next time

Date: 4 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Always a great venue with amazing staff can’t fault the place. Mr teamo attended with a newbie I so sorry if she offended anyone tonight she didn’t know her limits but she won’t be attending ever again Date: 30 April 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	A great night as always! Lovely staff and lots of friendly people x Date: 23 April 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	First time at this club and want a club it was. Attended 'What women want' event which was fabulous. Nice bar, lots of friendly people in a relaxed atmosphere. Plenty of rooms and places to have fun. Looking forward to going back Date: 23 April 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	First time ever visiting any club and I'm glad we chose VA. The staff were amazing and made us feel comfortable. The rooms were fantastic with a hot tub. Would visit here again for sure. Date: 23 April 2023

Rating: Fun
	First visit to the club this weekend for the WWW event, great little spot. Big open bar area which was nice to mingle and get to know people and very clean facilities. Definitely will be returning :D Date: 23 April 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	From the very first time that I attended this club, I have loved it, this club gives you everything and just keeps giving and getting better. I attended the What Woman Want Event yesterday, again this club has to be the most friendliest that I have been too and you are never forgotten, Imogen and Chris recognized me immediately and that in itself just shows you the class of this Club! Always gonna be 5* for me!! Lacexx Date: 22 April 2023

Rating: Fabulous

From the very first time that I attended this club, I have loved it, this club gives you everything and just keeps giving and getting better. I attended the What Woman Want Event yesterday, again this club has to be the most friendliest that I have been too and you are never forgotten, Imogen and Chris recognized me immediately and that in itself just shows you the class of this Club! Always gonna be 5* for me!!

Lacexx

Date: 22 April 2023

Rating: Fun
	Attended the WWW event on Friday at VA and it was the first time attending the club, it was an amazing experience, met some lovely people and had a great time. Thanks to the organisers who made the event so fun, enjoyable and exciting. Can't wait to return when I can. Date: 22 April 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Visited VA for the first time to attend the What Women Want event. I hope to return. It was packed full of loveliness! Great venue, great facilities. A big thank you to the ladies behind this, great job xx Date: 22 April 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended the “What Women Want” event and what a turn out, VA was packed today, thank-you to the hostesses for organising such a great event, at a fabulous venue. Encore ! Encore ! Date: 21 April 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Visited VA for the first time last Saturday (15th) and was very impressed. Pretty much exactly how you would imagine a sex club to be. The venue is clean and very well decorated. The bar area is a perfect place to start out, relax and chat to other people. After doing that we then ventured out taking a tour around the various rooms where numerous couples were having fun. We found a empty spot on a large bed next to another couple and a hot night began. Will definitely be going back. Date: 18 April 2023

Rating: Fabulous

Visited VA for the first time last Saturday (15th) and was very impressed. Pretty much exactly how you would imagine a sex club to be. The venue is clean and very well decorated. The bar area is a perfect place to start out, relax and chat to other people. After doing that we then ventured out taking a tour around the various rooms where numerous couples were having fun. We found a empty spot on a large bed next to another couple and a hot night began. Will definitely be going back.

Date: 18 April 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Had a visit to Dark Desires party at this venue Friday. The venue was absolutely amazing, beautiful and very friendly staff. Loads of play areas and hot tub. And importantly a sizeable dancefloor which made for a rocking night. Thanks to all the staffs who made it amazing. Date: 16 April 2023

Rating: Fun
	Attended last night for a last minute visit here, was our first time and was pleasantly surprised to see a very busy club and the most welcoming staff, this place is much bigger than we thought inside but very nice and stylish and Also spotless, we would definitely recommend this club but do bring your own towels ideally and toys if you wanted use the dungeon area which was very busy. Thanks guys x Date: 16 April 2023

Rating: Fun

Attended last night for a last minute visit here, was our first time and was pleasantly surprised to see a very busy club and the most welcoming staff, this place is much bigger than we thought inside but very nice and stylish and Also spotless, we would definitely recommend this club but do bring your own towels ideally and toys if you wanted use the dungeon area which was very busy. Thanks guys x

Date: 16 April 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Great last minute change of plans last night! We was welcomed with open arms and a couple of drinks at this insanely fun friendly place Rooms were spotless and everyone was so approachable We will be back! Date: 15 April 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	I attended Milf Club at this wonderful club yesterday - it was my first trip to the VA since 2018 and wow have they done some work with changing the layout and uograding the decor and facilities! The club is absolutely beautiful inside, and I had a peek at the outdoor Lux Lounge through the window which is absolutely going to be my go-to sunbathing venue for the summer. Really chilled and sexy vibes at the event and a very sociable crowd. I had a blast and it was totally worth the long journey. Milf club will be a regular on my calendar from now on I think! Date: 13 April 2023

Rating: Fabulous

I attended Milf Club at this wonderful club yesterday - it was my first trip to the VA since 2018 and wow have they done some work with changing the layout and uograding the decor and facilities! The club is absolutely beautiful inside, and I had a peek at the outdoor Lux Lounge through the window which is absolutely going to be my go-to sunbathing venue for the summer. Really chilled and sexy vibes at the event and a very sociable crowd. I had a blast and it was totally worth the long journey. Milf club will be a regular on my calendar from now on I think!

Date: 13 April 2023

Rating: Fun
	Went stag to the Mr Benns Bi Night and bi jove i had a wonderful time. However lets talk about the team , the staff, the shuttlebus, the booking. This crew know how to organise and communicate and inform. They were warm and helpful and at the same time I felt they had a grip on the evening and on the event. An enjoyable night that I hope to return with to soon. Date: 12 April 2023

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