The Vanilla Alternative

Rating: Fabulous
	Wow! This place is awesome! So clean and tidy.. Its first class! It was our first time there so Brian showed us around, he was very thorough and very lovely gentleman too. The bar staff were friendly and bubbly and a super lady, I think was probably the host treated us to a drink, what a lovely gesture. We met some very friendly couples there, some very hot couples too and we had some steamy fun. On and off the dance floor! The music was fab.. Not the regular D. J, but some great tunes were pumping. Jaccuzzi... Oh my.. That's a great place to play and beds all around to to play on. Lots of social and play areas.. Everything is open plan and works really well. I loved the fact they have Gin glasses.. Mint! If you want a classy night.. VA is the place to go.. We will be back for sure! Thank you for a wonderful first time VA... Also I love the little hotel.. Its so cute and quirky. Check it out... You won't be disappointed. Date: 17 February 2019

Rating: Fabulous

Wow! This place is awesome! So clean and tidy.. Its first class! It was our first time there so Brian showed us around, he was very thorough and very lovely gentleman too. The bar staff were friendly and bubbly and a super lady, I think was probably the host treated us to a drink, what a lovely gesture.

We met some very friendly couples there, some very hot couples too and we had some steamy fun. On and off the dance floor!

The music was fab.. Not the regular D. J, but some great tunes were pumping.

Jaccuzzi... Oh my.. That's a great place to play and beds all around to to play on.

Lots of social and play areas.. Everything is open plan and works really well.

I loved the fact they have Gin glasses.. Mint!

If you want a classy night.. VA is the place to go.. We will be back for sure!

Thank you for a wonderful first time VA... Also I love the little hotel.. Its so cute and quirky.

Check it out... You won't be disappointed.

Date: 17 February 2019

Rating: Fun
	OK... where to start. We attended last night for our first time. Very easy to find A+. We were greeted openly, shown around and staff are very kind and upbeat :) The venue looks amazing and is a great size with plenty of room to enjoy Socially, playfully and perversely lol Being the newbies - we realised that there were a lot of regulars and those that were on meets which made interacting at first daunting but to be expected. Its refreshing to see areas had cleaning sprays and towels that couples can use to clean the area before and after play which is great however, the main off put for me personally - The pool/Hot tub smelt a little,, ermm well fish tank, a little stagnant. (sorry) hence we didn't stay in it. (only 2 showers that we knew of, one wasn't working) 2 other things were a little uncomfortable but certainly not off putting - 1) It got very VERY warm in the play areas heat wise lol, 2) Music - DJ was spot on!! BUT - in the play areas you could hear both which was (if you imagine - 2 types of music blaring out, men+women climaxing) it was over powering/confusing. (suggest pipe the dance music into all rooms - solves that minor issue lol) The buffet was mm mm mmmmm, fresh + tasty with a selection to suite all. Drinks are a good price and can add to the locker tab to save messing around cash wise. Other than the very few negatives, we loved the venue and will be returning. Highly recommend this venue :) Date: 17 February 2019

Rating: Fun

OK... where to start.

We attended last night for our first time. Very easy to find A+. We were greeted openly, shown around and staff are very kind and upbeat :)

The venue looks amazing and is a great size with plenty of room to enjoy Socially, playfully and perversely lol

Being the newbies - we realised that there were a lot of regulars and those that were on meets which made interacting at first daunting but to be expected.

Its refreshing to see areas had cleaning sprays and towels that couples can use to clean the area before and after play which is great however, the main off put for me personally - The pool/Hot tub smelt a little,, ermm well fish tank, a little stagnant. (sorry) hence we didn't stay in it. (only 2 showers that we knew of, one wasn't working)

2 other things were a little uncomfortable but certainly not off putting - 1) It got very VERY warm in the play areas heat wise lol, 2) Music - DJ was spot on!! BUT - in the play areas you could hear both which was (if you imagine - 2 types of music blaring out, men+women climaxing) it was over powering/confusing. (suggest pipe the dance music into all rooms - solves that minor issue lol)

The buffet was mm mm mmmmm, fresh + tasty with a selection to suite all.

Drinks are a good price and can add to the locker tab to save messing around cash wise.

Other than the very few negatives, we loved the venue and will be returning.

Highly recommend this venue :)

Date: 17 February 2019

Rating: Fun
	First ever visit, really friendly, clean and fantastic music .... Mrs Norty did her dirty dancing which seemed popular with both the boys and the girls. X Date: 17 February 2019

Rating: Fabulous
	Great afternoon made very welcome lovely clean and fresh lots to see and lots of fun thanks all Date: 13 February 2019

Rating: Fabulous
	Visited VA this Saturday just gone, met with a couple we've been chatting to as it was a first club experience for all of us, and it was such a wonderful night. A gorgeous venue and such a relaxed atmosphere, very eager to revisit and try some different events! Date: 11 February 2019

Rating: Fabulous
	We visited VA for the first time ever on 11th Feb... and our only real problem is that we regret not having done so a long time ago! Parking is easy. Overall impression is Lovely clean open spaces inside, great use of lighting/shadows...Great staff/owners, who are friendly, confident & experienced which sets a great relaxed feel to the whole venue. Lockers conveniently provided centrally in the venue is a great idea, and leads through to... Licenced bar with fast service from great staff & stocked with a good range of options to suit various tastes. (Must say “Thank you” for a lovely selection of gin!) Dance-floor nearby with pole for those with the moves, leads round to a couples only area Across the other side of the bar theres a Snug/seating area very plush & comfortable set back from the bar. (Restroom, spotless & well-lit) The massive hot tub is more of a steamy pool with an equally enormous bed alongside, and both area’s were full of people enjoying lots of naked fun. Capacity... couldn't count but there was still plenty of room! We love this place, felt very comfortable safe and relaxed, met so many fabulous people and stayed till the end. Consequently were very glad of our room upstairs, so convenient! No taxi, desi-driver logisitics to juggle, and lots of fun. Can’t wait for next time! Date: 11 February 2019

Rating: Fabulous

We visited VA for the first time ever on 11th Feb... and our only real problem is that we regret not having done so a long time ago! Parking is easy. Overall impression is Lovely clean open spaces inside, great use of lighting/shadows...Great staff/owners, who are friendly, confident & experienced which sets a great relaxed feel to the whole venue.

Lockers conveniently provided centrally in the venue is a great idea, and leads through to...

Licenced bar with fast service from great staff & stocked with a good range of options to suit various tastes. (Must say “Thank you” for a lovely selection of gin!)

Dance-floor nearby with pole for those with the moves, leads round to a couples only area

Across the other side of the bar theres a Snug/seating area very plush & comfortable set back from the bar. (Restroom, spotless & well-lit)

The massive hot tub is more of a steamy pool with an equally enormous bed alongside, and both area’s were full of people enjoying lots of naked fun. Capacity... couldn't count but there was still plenty of room!

We love this place, felt very comfortable safe and relaxed, met so many fabulous people and stayed till the end. Consequently were very glad of our room upstairs, so convenient! No taxi, desi-driver logisitics to juggle, and lots of fun. Can’t wait for next time!

Date: 11 February 2019

Rating: Fabulous
	Had a great 1st visit to this club, came highly recommended and didn't disappoint, the venue is great, loads of play space to enjoy and the hot tub is fabulous, once I was in I wasn't getting out, and I didn't need to as all the fun was happening in there, the club was filled with a great mixture of fun flirty sexy couples who all definitely knew how to have a great time. Would definitely recommend anyone to give this place a visit, shame it's so far away as I'd love to visit on Ur BDSM night and try that cross :D Date: 11 February 2019

Rating: Fabulous

Had a great 1st visit to this club, came highly recommended and didn't disappoint, the venue is great, loads of play space to enjoy and the hot tub is fabulous, once I was in I wasn't getting out, and I didn't need to as all the fun was happening in there, the club was filled with a great mixture of fun flirty sexy couples who all definitely knew how to have a great time. Would definitely recommend anyone to give this place a visit, shame it's so far away as I'd love to visit on Ur BDSM night and try that cross :D

Date: 11 February 2019

Rating: Fabulous
	Oh what a night! Our first visit to VA last night (Saturday Soirée). We stayed overnight in one of the hotel room on-site. Lovely place, with a real upmarket feel, though the hotel room is in dire need of a new mattress and a decent shower! Great mix of people, not younger and older. Fantastic social atmosphere and we met and chatted with some lovely couples throughout the night. Once the party got going, many of us retired to the hot tub, and the real fun commenced! For a good hour and a half we enjoyed an amazing soft swap session with a lovely couple from Kent and another young lady (both of whoms FAB names we forgot to get!). Amazing night! We will be back... :-) Date: 10 February 2019

Rating: Fabulous

Oh what a night!

Our first visit to VA last night (Saturday Soirée). We stayed overnight in one of the hotel room on-site. Lovely place, with a real upmarket feel, though the hotel room is in dire need of a new mattress and a decent shower!

Great mix of people, not younger and older. Fantastic social atmosphere and we met and chatted with some lovely couples throughout the night.

Once the party got going, many of us retired to the hot tub, and the real fun commenced! For a good hour and a half we enjoyed an amazing soft swap session with a lovely couple from Kent and another young lady (both of whoms FAB names we forgot to get!).

Amazing night! We will be back... :-)

Date: 10 February 2019

Rating: Fabulous
	We visited last (Friday) night, our first trip to VA in some years. Friendly welcome and we were stunned by the vast improvements made to the club from last we saw it. Open plan format is a definite winner - and the removal of private spaces works too and helps with the atmosphere. We both had lots of fun ourselves - and enjoyed some fantastic views of others doing the same. We were a little disappointed with the number of single guys admitted - unusually we felt it could have done with a few more (which makes a change!) - perhaps that’s just curvy feeling extra greedy. We look forward to returning soon C&S Date: 9 February 2019

Rating: Fabulous

We visited last (Friday) night, our first trip to VA in some years. Friendly welcome and we were stunned by the vast improvements made to the club from last we saw it. Open plan format is a definite winner - and the removal of private spaces works too and helps with the atmosphere.

We both had lots of fun ourselves - and enjoyed some fantastic views of others doing the same.

We were a little disappointed with the number of single guys admitted - unusually we felt it could have done with a few more (which makes a change!) - perhaps that’s just curvy feeling extra greedy.

We look forward to returning soon

C&S

Date: 9 February 2019

Rating: Fabulous
	Been attending this club very regularly for some time now, it is truly magnificent always a welcome friendly crowd always new people to meet. The venue is always spotlessly clean, professional staff, good music and nice hot tub. I visited last Friday on bi night and it was very busy and had lots of fun. Already looking forward to my next visit. Xxx S Date: 7 February 2019

Rating: Fabulous
	I attended Spicy's bi night for the first time in a while and straight away was reminded why I love these nights . Despite the weather there was a good turnout ...A chance to catch up with old friends , and make new ones. Spicy us always friendly and welcoming , and the VA is always spotless and well staffed. Can't wait for the next one ! Date: 3 February 2019

Rating: Fabulous
	We wanted to try this club for a while, and we decided to go on the Saturday 26th of Jan, and we were not disappointed. They gave us a tour of the Club and it is very big and clean. It was quite quiet that night, but it had a good atmosphere. Our night was made more memorable when we met another interracial couple. We stayed in the hotel, which was convenient as it was only a walk upstairs from the club. We will definitely come here again, but we will try a theme night next time. From EandA x Date: 3 February 2019

Rating: Fabulous

We wanted to try this club for a while, and we decided to go on the Saturday 26th of Jan, and we were not disappointed. They gave us a tour of the Club and it is very big and clean. It was quite quiet that night, but it had a good atmosphere. Our night was made more memorable when we met another interracial couple. We stayed in the hotel, which was convenient as it was only a walk upstairs from the club. We will definitely come here again, but we will try a theme night next time.

From EandA x

Date: 3 February 2019

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended SpicyMinx’s legendary BiNight - it’s a tribute to her and the club that even on the coldest night of the year regular fans and new arrivals weren’t going to miss this monthly feast of Bi/trans/straight fun and frolics. The guests range from friendly to VERY friendly, depending on how the chemistry goes. Plenty of laughter and chat plus even more moans of delight and shouts of enthusiasm (some people have a really wild time!) I’ve always had a great night and met a range of lovely, open-minded and sexy folk here. Date: 3 February 2019

Rating: Fabulous

Attended SpicyMinx’s legendary BiNight - it’s a tribute to her and the club that even on the coldest night of the year regular fans and new arrivals weren’t going to miss this monthly feast of Bi/trans/straight fun and frolics. The guests range from friendly to VERY friendly, depending on how the chemistry goes. Plenty of laughter and chat plus even more moans of delight and shouts of enthusiasm (some people have a really wild time!) I’ve always had a great night and met a range of lovely, open-minded and sexy folk here.

Date: 3 February 2019

Rating: Fabulous
	Our first time at VA yesterday night, the place is amazing, we really enjoyed ourselves. Can't wait to be back. Date: 3 February 2019

Rating: Fabulous
	Had my first visit to VA last night, and i was immensely impressed, the club is operated very professionally, the facilities are fantastic and everyone one was very friendly. I will be returning :) Date: 2 February 2019

Rating: Fabulous
	Some of my friends have recommended the VA on numerous occasions, but I’ve not had the chance to visit until last night..... I went as a single guy to the bi-night, on arrival I was met and shown around, then introduced to a few folk who were already there. The initial feeling is one of a classy club. The selection of guests is quite stringent but that’s good as it produces guests who are really into what the night is about. The atmosphere is excellent, the hosts welcoming and helpful, drink prices very reasonable and the whol evening was a great experience. I shall be returning! Date: 2 February 2019

Rating: Fabulous

Some of my friends have recommended the VA on numerous occasions, but I’ve not had the chance to visit until last night.....

I went as a single guy to the bi-night, on arrival I was met and shown around, then introduced to a few folk who were already there. The initial feeling is one of a classy club. The selection of guests is quite stringent but that’s good as it produces guests who are really into what the night is about.

The atmosphere is excellent, the hosts welcoming and helpful, drink prices very reasonable and the whol evening was a great experience. I shall be returning!

Date: 2 February 2019

Rating: OK
	We first spoke about doing this 10 years ago, but never pulled the trigger until now. After doing some research into where to have our first experience in the scene, we decided to try VA. It was a little quiet but we wasn't disappointed. From our first arrival the staff put us at ease with their friendly and helpful manner. We didn't get to speak to many people but the ones we did were really friendly. We enjoyed watching others have fun and then having a play ourselves, we thoroughly enjoyed our first experience. We will definitely return again soon. Date: 28 January 2019

Rating: OK

We first spoke about doing this 10 years ago, but never pulled the trigger until now.

After doing some research into where to have our first experience in the scene, we decided to try VA.

It was a little quiet but we wasn't disappointed. From our first arrival the staff put us at ease with their friendly and helpful manner.

We didn't get to speak to many people but the ones we did were really friendly.

We enjoyed watching others have fun and then having a play ourselves, we thoroughly enjoyed our first experience.

We will definitely return again soon.

Date: 28 January 2019

Rating: Fabulous
	This was my second visit to The Vanilla Alternative and once again it was amazing. Everybody was incredibly friendly and respectful. Although unlike my first time on NYE it was obviously not as busy, it still was great and my partner and I had a fantastic time; especially in the glory hole ;) xx Date: 27 January 2019

Rating: Fabulous
	Was our first time last Saturday and loved it! Didn't play with others but got a front row seat to lots of naughtyness specially inside the hot tub! Lots of hot sexy couples and what a great venue! Clean, very modern, excellent mood lighting throughout lots of play areas and the staff were great! Free buffet which was unexpected surprise but a very welcome one though. It was a bit of a drive for us but well worth it beats any club we have been to hands down. This will be our regular haunt now. Date: 26 January 2019

Rating: Fabulous

Was our first time last Saturday and loved it! Didn't play with others but got a front row seat to lots of naughtyness specially inside the hot tub!

Lots of hot sexy couples and what a great venue! Clean, very modern, excellent mood lighting throughout lots of play areas and the staff were great!

Free buffet which was unexpected surprise but a very welcome one though.

It was a bit of a drive for us but well worth it beats any club we have been to hands down. This will be our regular haunt now.

Date: 26 January 2019

Rating: Fun
	The quietest it's been for us when attending, but loved it got more of a chance to chat to everyone around, new & old. Staff top form, thank you x Hot tub amazing as always, hopefully get back sooner next time. Date: 20 January 2019

Rating: Fun
	Haven’t been in a while but visited for the Mix event last night, great blend of new & experienced people at a superb venue 3 great couples put on an early show in the hot tub which was great viewing, wish I had joined! Enjoyed the club atmosphere as always, lots of sexy couples to chat to throughout the night, and had some unexpected fun with one particular pair! If you met me there feel free to drop me a message Will be back visiting my favourite club soon Date: 19 January 2019

Rating: Fun

Haven’t been in a while but visited for the Mix event last night, great blend of new & experienced people at a superb venue

3 great couples put on an early show in the hot tub which was great viewing, wish I had joined!

Enjoyed the club atmosphere as always, lots of sexy couples to chat to throughout the night, and had some unexpected fun with one particular pair!

If you met me there feel free to drop me a message

Will be back visiting my favourite club soon

Date: 19 January 2019

Rating: Fabulous
	This has Been the club I keep returning to over the years and with good reason . Lately I’ve been attending MILF club , and this is such a great , classy friendly club and the staff goes out of their way to make you feel welcome and oh we do !!! The hot tub is my all time favourite and the bar and sitting area are amazing and cozy for socialising and hunting a little before the play beginner. The couples room ohh joy , so many smoking hot memories , love the set up of podiums like beds . See you soon . Puss will be back ...... Date: 17 January 2019

Rating: Fabulous

This has Been the club I keep returning to over the years and with good reason . Lately I’ve been attending MILF club , and this is such a great , classy friendly club and the staff goes out of their way to make you feel welcome and oh we do !!!

The hot tub is my all time favourite and the bar and sitting area are amazing and cozy for socialising and hunting a little before the play beginner. The couples room ohh joy , so many smoking hot memories , love the set up of podiums like beds . See you soon . Puss will be back ......

Date: 17 January 2019

Rating: Fabulous
	We just spent a wonderful night at va last night x beautiful couples and good music x can’t wait for chic party x Date: 13 January 2019

Rating: Fabulous
	Had a great night last night, made lots of new sexy friends. Great atmosphere super sexy crowd. Love this club Date: 13 January 2019

Rating: Fabulous
	Another fab night at VA sexy couples hot atmosphere and a perfect hot tub to relax and have fun x favourite club for us Date: 13 January 2019

Rating: Fabulous
	So this is a review from a confident single guy, on his 2nd ever visit to a club. Attended on 4th Jan for Bi Night. Stayed overnight so arrived quite early, had a quick tour and went to my room. Came down after 8pm and was met by Spicy who gave me a tour. The actual club is amazing, very tasteful with enough areas for fun and socialising ro keep anyone hapoy I genuinely cannot find the words to describe what a brilliant night I had. Everyone was so friendly and open to chatting from the sexy bar staff to other couples and newbies. I drove 3hrs to attend and will be back at the bi night every month! A special thank you to the host Spicy who really is a wonderful women full of positive energy. You can make great future friends at this place if you're willing to make an effort Date: 9 January 2019

Rating: Fabulous

So this is a review from a confident single guy, on his 2nd ever visit to a club. Attended on 4th Jan for Bi Night. Stayed overnight so arrived quite early, had a quick tour and went to my room. Came down after 8pm and was met by Spicy who gave me a tour.

The actual club is amazing, very tasteful with enough areas for fun and socialising ro keep anyone hapoy

I genuinely cannot find the words to describe what a brilliant night I had. Everyone was so friendly and open to chatting from the sexy bar staff to other couples and newbies.

I drove 3hrs to attend and will be back at the bi night every month!

A special thank you to the host Spicy who really is a wonderful women full of positive energy. You can make great future friends at this place if you're willing to make an effort

Date: 9 January 2019

Rating: Fabulous
	My favourite club by miles. I went to spicy bi night on Friday 4th January. Had some fun in the female gloryhole room with a gorgeous lady and then in blue room. Didn’t get her name but would love to meet you again. Till next time. Xxx S Date: 6 January 2019

Rating: Fabulous
	My second visit to one of Spicys bi-night events. Felt more relaxed in myself having been before and soon got talking to people before the fun began. Had a good night and now trying to work out how to justify my next visit with the 400mile round trip from home. Thanks for a great night and hope to see you all again soon. Date: 6 January 2019

Rating: Fabulous
	Wow spicyminx and Jules you did us proud last night at this amazing club Only our second time of attending but we felt the love straight away . Staff owners and all the party guests went out of there way to make us feel welcome We felt it our duty to help the guys offload at the end of the evening and enjoyed every second .. v .a we loved out night with you and will definitely return. Xx our love and verifcations Mark.. cat Date: 5 January 2019

Rating: Fabulous

Wow spicyminx and Jules you did us proud last night at this amazing club

Only our second time of attending but we felt the love straight away . Staff owners and all the party guests went out of there way to make us feel welcome

We felt it our duty to help the guys offload at the end of the evening and enjoyed every second .. v .a we loved out night with you and will definitely return. Xx our love and verifcations Mark.. cat

Date: 5 January 2019

Rating: Fabulous
	Well done Spicyminx and Jules and the wonderful staff and the lovely guests for making last nights Bi Night a wonderfully sexy event. Great to see old friends and meet new ones. A perfect evening. It's a great night and club if you're a first time swinger/s it's just right. A relaxed friendly and sexy place to be. Date: 5 January 2019

Rating: Fun
	First time at spicy’s bi night for ages. Really enjoyed it - fun people, great ambience, hot jacuzzi and met some old and new friends :) x Date: 5 January 2019

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