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Rating: Fabulous
Attended VA Saturday night with my sexy woman in crime.. Fantastic club great licensed bar lovely finger food and great play areas,packed with all really sexy people.. Naughty group fun was had in the fabulous hotel rooms upstairs

Date: 11 June 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Went to the VA friday night with my frend just fabulous thats her user name and it was fabulous great atmousfear and realy frendly people great hot tob and play areas we will go back for sure

Date: 10 June 2018

Rating: Fabulous
This is our second time we have been to va what a club, it is friendly very sexy can wait to the next time we will be coming a regular to this club , and the club never let's you down the dance floor the room and the beds not forgetting the Jacuzzi wow

Date: 10 June 2018

Rating: Fabulous
So glad we finally made it to VA! A great night had with lots of fun in a great environment. We will definitely go again and highly recommend it

Date: 10 June 2018

Rating: Fun
Its been a while since i was last at va. As soon as i walked in it was like id never been away staff were friendly and such a laugh and everywhere was spotless. Lovely people attended and i had a great night.

Date: 9 June 2018

Rating: Fabulous
I have visited this amazing club many times mostly once a month on spicy bi nights and happy to say that it’s my favourite and one of the best in country and I have been to many clubs in southeast, midlands and London. Reasonably priced, professional staff, nice decor, sexy clientele and friendly atmosphere. I will highly recommend to anyone to visit this club. Xxx S

Date: 6 June 2018

Rating: OK
We attended the Cirque D’Amour event on 2 Jun. The club has certainly improved since our last visit (no more damp, mouldy carpet around the pool!) but it still isn’t really good enough to justify the admission fee. There is no variety in the play area - just three rows of plastic-covered mattresses and a very lame attempt at a glory hole. There are no private areas (to encourage guests to pay an extra £70 for a hotel room, one must assume) and the couples-only room was regularly visited by single men. The constant thumping of EDM/drum n bass from the DJ got very tedious - the sound reverberated throughout the whole building and there was no attempt into play anything slower or sexy. The addition of a ‘dungeon’ area was a good idea, but it’s also the main route through to the hotel rooms, so was subject to a constant stream of noisy guests; extremely off-putting!

There is nothing erotic or sexy about VA, so we’re unlikely to visit again. However, the club seems to have its own regular clientele who are very happy with the place, so maybe we’re just being picky..,


Date: 5 June 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Another superb night at VA when BelleAmour Parties hosted the amazing Cirque D'Amour. A very classy venue who have taken the time to make a few very nice changes to the layout and facilities which were great to see. As always, the staff were completely brilliant and worked their socks off to look after a very busy club. Fantabulous night and we look forward to a return visit soon.

Date: 3 June 2018

Rating: Fun
Great turnout and brilliant evening at the VA. We met some lovely people that made a good night just great. Thank you to the hosts for the really great night.

Have a little gripe though... The play area had plenty of dressed single men gawking. What happened VA? Saturday nights are for couples and play area is dress down only, is it not? Creates an uncomfortable atmosphere that we are not accustomed to at the VA.


Date: 3 June 2018

Rating: Fun
After taking a bit of break from the scene, I’m glad I chose last nights Belle Amour event as my first venture back into things... I brought along a friend of mine who hadn’t visited before and we had a great time. It was busy and a brilliant atmosphere.

A lot of effort had clearly been put in by the hosts for the evening... only slight issues - didn’t actually know who the hosts were as they didn’t introduce themselves and far too many clothed people in the play areas (mainly single guys).

But overall a great night and looking forward to visiting VA again :)



Date: 3 June 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Belle Amour and the VA did it again with Cirque d’amour the effort that was put in with the decor, little touches with the snacks topped with the sexiest folk around made for another amazing night!!

Roll on September’s party :)

Luther xxx


Date: 3 June 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Another amazing Fri night at the VA. Plenty of action despite it being half term - clearly Spicy’s well established bi night has enough of a reputation to attract quality players whatever the time of the year. Our favourite club night ever still!

Date: 2 June 2018

Rating: Fabulous
My first visit in months and it never disappoints. . Spicyminx works very hard to make this night special. It’s one of the most social places (in spite of the music being a bit loud in the bar). Everyone is extremely friendly and very smartly turned out. The club is always spotless and very well staffed and Spicy’s night is the best at this brilliant venue.

Date: 2 June 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Me and my ts friend went to bi night and all I can say is we had a great time

The staff are wonderful

The club is clean and well layed out

And the other people there are friendly and all are extremely sexy

Will definitely be going again


Date: 2 June 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Our first visit to this club and it won't be our last. This is how clubs should be. Clean, classy, relaxed and sexy. Lovely welcome. Nice people to mix with and we had some awesome fun. Can't fault the place. Love the fact no locked rooms. Everyones fun can be seen by everyone else, we like that. 10 out of 10 club.

Date: 29 May 2018

Rating: Fabulous
In the run up to my second visit to the VA for MILF Club, exchanged a few emails with Admin who was extremely helpful. Then on the day, the staff were once again helpful and welcoming. The Club was very clean, well at least to start with, and the facilities in good condition. Had a great time in the hottub, couples room and then on the 4 poster in the Tempsford Room.

Date: 24 May 2018

Rating: Fabulous
My second visit to va today and made some lovely new friends. Had some hot kisses in the hot tub. Can the guy who i was chatting to from wellingborough please get in touch as i totally forgot your username. Anyway this place is amazing friendly polite staff. Had an amazing day will def be going again to play lots more xxxx

Date: 24 May 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Our first visit to VA and we loved it. Very sexy surroundings with fantastic hot tub and equally lovely play areas. We met some lovely couples and had a great time with laughs, drinks and of course some sexy playtime. Will definitely return x

Date: 21 May 2018

Rating: Fabulous
This club is the benchmark in the UK. Great facilities for all tastes with impeccable staff and surroundings. Be you a first timer or serial player, this club has it all. Other clubs have their work cut out even competing. We’d recommend it time and time again.

Date: 18 May 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Always have an amazing time at VA. Excellent attentive staff, gorgeous club and very friendly and attractive clientele. We always stay in the rooms if they are available, as they are very reasonably priced compared to the local hotels and so convenient too. We've never had an issue with insufficient hot water and as far as we know the rooms have all been refurbished over the last couple of years and are perfectly adequate to get ready before the party and to sleep in at the end of the night.

Date: 18 May 2018

Rating: Avoid
Having waited 5 months for a refund from the proprietors and received nothing we felt it time to leave our review. We visited the club in Dec 2017 and planned to stay in the attached “hotel”. Whilst the club was fair to so so our main angst was the extremely worn room with no hot water available. Perhaps we're spoilt this part of the country but we won't be going back!

Date: 14 May 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Our somewhat belated first play of the year, and what a way to start the summer! Milf Club at VA just gets better and better. Lots of hot couples and just the right ratio of single guys to keep everyone happy. Great to see lots of new faces there too. Oh, and the club is looking better than ever.

Thanks to everyone for a great day and we'll see you all again soon


Date: 9 May 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Bit late but better than never guys lol xx Me and my friend had both been before with other people but it had been a LONG time coming for us to attend together but we can honestly say we love this club! Great staff, friendly atmosphere and the play

rooms.......oh my!! I'm thinking a room is definitely in order next time though for next time. Hopefully see you again soon Guys and Girls ;)

If you remember us, come say hi xxx


Date: 7 May 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Wow had a fantastic night on Friday great club sexy people great staff can’t wait for the next one keep up the good work guys thanks for a great night

Date: 6 May 2018

Rating: Fun
We went to their bi nite lots of fun great time had bi all lol

Date: 5 May 2018

Rating: OK
My first Chic and VA, very busy, lots a sexy people, such a variety of outfits and amazing bodies!

Nice music to dance, quite difficult to stay in one place! You would like to see everything and everyone during the night!

Very busy the playing area, everyone enjoyed the evening.

Highly recommended!


Date: 30 April 2018

Rating: Fabulous
What a fantastic place! My first visit was everything I could have wished for and more.

Such a well styled, classy, clean club with a lovely relaxed atmosphere. I attended on a Friday and to me it was perfect. I imagine it can get even naughtier! I would love to come back to investigate. The hot tub is amazing.

Thanks for having me!

-Jess



Date: 30 April 2018

Rating: Fabulous
We spent saturday night at the VA for our first time at a Chic event and wow what an evening! The guestlist was very hot, some amazing people wondering about. Especially once everyone was stripped down and playing! The venue itself is great with plenty of space to play and also a very spacious bar/dance floor area that we thoroughly enjoyed mingling with everyone on to start with. We had an amazing time and will definitely be going back again. We cant wait! J and T xx

Date: 30 April 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Had an amazing night at the clubs Chic party on Saturday night. The event is so well run and full of hot, sexy people. It's nice to be part of a club that puts so much into everything they do and making sure everyone has the best time. It's classy and very 'Chic'!

We attend the club regularly and it's nice to see a variety of different theme nights. Yes, there will be regulars that like a quieter night and enjoy familiarity and what they know, but there are many of us that love to do something a little different and the little bit extra to cover the extra costs of putting on such a spectacular event are far worth it. As they say, you can't please everyone, and you will always get the odd moaner but judging by the atmosphere on Saturday, everyone had a fabulous time. These events are only run every 2 months which keeps them exciting and fresh and we can't wait to attend some more. Well done VA and well done Chic!


Date: 30 April 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Where do I start I think I have to start with saying thank you!! Was so happy to be part of the whole Chic party what wasn't there to enjoy!! It was my first time at VA and at a Chic event. It was an amazing night and great atmosphere.. The whole event was organised with class and hassle free. All the couples were hot are absolutely gorgeous.. Definitely be attending the next event xxx

Date: 29 April 2018

Rating: Fabulous
We attended VA on 14th April

It was the first time we had attended a club and we loved it

It was welcoming and we had a brill reception, everyone was so lovely and we can’t wait to go back

If you were there that night drop us a message to say Hi

And we hope to see you all again soon x x


Date: 27 April 2018

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