The Vanilla Alternative

Prev 5 6 7 8910 11 12 13 Next

Rating: Fabulous
	What a fabulous FOF, no matter the weather the party must go on. What a fun 3 day event. Jules and the team, smashed it out the park. What a great festival see you all next year :) Date: 6 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended for FOF. Not a lot we can add, and the reviews after this will tell the same. The event was great, the team did an amazing job, the guests were fantastic. We are home and resting :) Thank you Date: 6 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	I attended the FOF on the Saturday with a daytime pass. The weather was atrocious but that didn’t stop the fun and activities. There were live workshops, a DJ, a lady entertaining us with dancing - she didn’t stop, she had so much energy! - and lots of guests joined in and were dancing on the decking area and around the outside pool. An inspired move, during the afternoon, was to fill the inside hot tub room with foam. It was awesome! So many people crammed into the pool, up close and personal on the floor and dancing and squirming on the play beds. You had to pinch yourself to believe you were actually there. Outside, the band in the evening were brilliant and everyone sang and danced to their music all night. Neon was the theme, and guests went out of their way to dress up and join in the theme. A constant stream of music in the club meant the dance floor was packed all night. And of course, lots of naughtiness going on in the play areas. A superb way to spend a Saturday… it was fantastic. Thank you Jules, Chris and all the gorgeous staff for all your hard work and for your cheerful attitude and helpfulness. X Date: 6 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous

I attended the FOF on the Saturday with a daytime pass. The weather was atrocious but that didn’t stop the fun and activities. There were live workshops, a DJ, a lady entertaining us with dancing - she didn’t stop, she had so much energy! - and lots of guests joined in and were dancing on the decking area and around the outside pool.

An inspired move, during the afternoon, was to fill the inside hot tub room with foam. It was awesome! So many people crammed into the pool, up close and personal on the floor and dancing and squirming on the play beds. You had to pinch yourself to believe you were actually there.

Outside, the band in the evening were brilliant and everyone sang and danced to their music all night. Neon was the theme, and guests went out of their way to dress up and join in the theme.

A constant stream of music in the club meant the dance floor was packed all night. And of course, lots of naughtiness going on in the play areas.

A superb way to spend a Saturday… it was fantastic.

Thank you Jules, Chris and all the gorgeous staff for all your hard work and for your cheerful attitude and helpfulness. X

Date: 6 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Our 3rd year at the Festival of Fun & it just keeps on getting better. This year it was super well organised with plenty of daytime activities as well as the club at night. Wet weather measures were in place to ensure nothing would stop the fun, with the enormous deck area totally covered allowing it to be used by the (excellent) live band on the Saturday night which worked brilliantly. The “Booty Camp” theme was great & super sexy for all genders. We booked to arrive early on the Thursday as did loads of other campers. Attendees were a great mix of regulars from previous years and newbies, plus lots of extra Saturday night climbers who joined the fun. The event really is super friendly, and so welcoming. It’s great to have a full weekend to get to know people and build in friendships from previous years. The club is a lovely, clean and well laid out venue with plenty of play areas and staff that always go the extra mile to make sure we all have a great time. We will be visiting this club much more regularly as it never fails to impress us. Thank you Jules, Chris & all the team for such a memorable weekend! Love A&A X Date: 6 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous

Our 3rd year at the Festival of Fun & it just keeps on getting better. This year it was super well organised with plenty of daytime activities as well as the club at night.

Wet weather measures were in place to ensure nothing would stop the fun, with the enormous deck area totally covered allowing it to be used by the (excellent) live band on the Saturday night which worked brilliantly.

The “Booty Camp” theme was great & super sexy for all genders.

We booked to arrive early on the Thursday as did loads of other campers. Attendees were a great mix of regulars from previous years and newbies, plus lots of extra Saturday night climbers who joined the fun. The event really is super friendly, and so welcoming. It’s great to have a full weekend to get to know people and build in friendships from previous years.

The club is a lovely, clean and well laid out venue with plenty of play areas and staff that always go the extra mile to make sure we all have a great time.

We will be visiting this club much more regularly as it never fails to impress us.

Thank you Jules, Chris & all the team for such a memorable weekend!

Love A&A

X

Date: 6 August 2023

Rating: Fun
	Great night last night, nice music, and the dancefloor were busy, with lovely people and loads of fun. If someone recognizes me DM me! Until next time xxx Date: 5 August 2023

Rating: OK
	It’s a wonderful club to go to.. lots of fun and I always enjoy my stay there.. Date: 5 August 2023

Rating: OK
	What a great night I had last night, amazing club amazing people it was really busy and a lot of fun everywhere, Date: 5 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Friday the first night of the FOF weekend was great.Club was very busy with lots of sexy and fun people and had a great atmosphere.Back tonight for more of the same with a live band as well.P&S. Date: 5 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	First time at VA last night and we absolutely loved it! Amazing club, really stunning with wonderfully helpful staff and the most beautiful clientele. We will definitely be back. Date: 30 July 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Yet again I come back from the VA with a large smile on my face. Mr Benn's bi night was brilliant and full of brilliant people. The staff are excellent and make you feel welcome. Thank you for keeping it going. Date: 30 July 2023

Rating: Fun
	Anougher visit to milf club with my partner. A bit of a trek for us but always worth it. Staff are great and very polite. Place is clean and we are planning a evening visit and looking forward to it. Thankyou everyone. Date: 27 July 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Another fantastic afternoon at The Milf Club at this awesome club and may I give great credit to the ladies who help make our day so special, Emma (On the desk and manager I believe) and Izzy behind the bar...They are such fun and can give as good as they get in the banter stakes.plus they are both gorgeous which for us guys...just makes it even better. Thanks girls, thanks VA and see you again soon. Date: 26 July 2023

Rating: Fabulous

Another fantastic afternoon at The Milf Club at this awesome club and may I give great credit to the ladies who help make our day so special,

Emma (On the desk and manager I believe) and Izzy behind the bar...They are such fun and can give as good as they get in the banter stakes.plus they are both gorgeous which for us guys...just makes it even better.

Thanks girls, thanks VA and see you again soon.

Date: 26 July 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Yet another visit to VA on sat 22nd. What a night we had! Met some lovely people and never seen so many sexy couples in one place. Was a very busy night and later in the evening, there was sex everywhere we looked. Couldn’t wait to get in between it all. Never disappointed with the venue. Staff are so friendly and helpful too. Looking forward to next visit. Date: 26 July 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	I attended my 1st ever club event on 21st July. Fabulous event, lovely venue, great hosts, nice and relaxed which meant that for my 1st event I was able to just sit back relax and observe without any pressures or stigma. Its a great place to just go to relax for a drink but certainly alot of fun to be had there too, I will definitely be back Date: 25 July 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	We visited VA for the first time on the 21st for the boujee blondes event! We had a fantastic evening in the couples room which was exciting! A few regulars chatted to us and made us feel more comfortable there too! If we chatted, please feel free to drop us a message! We look forward to attending again! Date: 25 July 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended on the 21st... Great night! Friendly people and relaxed vive The couples room was great fun, not a single piece of furniture was free. Let us know if we chatted x Date: 23 July 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended The VA for the first time on the 21st and we had a great time. It has a really friendly and chilled out vibe with a real mixture of sexy people there! Great fun in the clean and well decorated playrooms. We are definitely coming back. Please feel to drop us an add if we met you on the night! x Date: 23 July 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	We always have a good night at VA and last night was no exception, it was rammed with sexy couples looking for fun , the staff were great as always and everywhere clean and sumptuous, what more could you want ?! We will be back again soon x Date: 23 July 2023

Rating: Fun
	Went to the boujie blonde night on the 21st, was a bit quiet but still managed to have a pretty epic playtime. Still our favourite club ever, but music not as good as house rocks! Date: 23 July 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	I havent been to Vanilla Alternative for a few years and still looks classy, spacious and clean as i remember i went along the Milf daytime Wednesday club today as a single female and was amazed how well attended it was with a variety of single guys, girls and couples. From when i walked in the entry was so straight forward with the friendly staff member who gave me a locker key wrist band that enabled me to not only put my belongings locked safely but to show the bar great staff who were so friendly when i wanted to purchase any drinks that was settled at the end of the day when i handed in my wrist band..what a great system for all.. The various food buffet was a great touch and well needed after all the activities halfway lol The attendees and single guys who were so respectful were amazingly friendly and had a fantastic day..i am already sorting my diary for my next visit!!xx Date: 19 July 2023

Rating: Fabulous

I havent been to Vanilla Alternative for a few years and still looks classy, spacious and clean as i remember

i went along the Milf daytime Wednesday club today as a single female and was amazed how well attended it was with a variety of single guys, girls and couples.

From when i walked in the entry was so straight forward with the friendly staff member who gave me a locker key wrist band that enabled me to not only put my belongings locked safely but to show the bar great staff who were so friendly when i wanted to purchase any drinks that was settled at the end of the day when i handed in my wrist band..what a great system for all..

The various food buffet was a great touch and well needed after all the activities halfway lol

The attendees and single guys who were so respectful were amazingly friendly and had a fantastic day..i am already sorting my diary for my next visit!!xx

Date: 19 July 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	We had an amazing night with you guys on Friday. The Tunes were banging. Some of the best to date. Loads of action in the tub and the playrooms were smashed out with gorgeous people. Until next time xx Date: 16 July 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	VA had such a wonderful atmosphere last night. We met so many fun, friendly people. Staff amazing. Lots of newbies too. Date: 16 July 2023

Rating: Fun
	We went to a VA Saturday night for the first time on July 15. It was our second visit after also going on the previous Wednesday. The venue does a great job of feeling like a buzzing club night when you arrive then offers plenty of fun areas for play. We saw loads of gorgeous couples and wish we'd spoken to more of them. Feel free to drop us a line if you saw us and we float you boat. Especially the lady with the dark hair with a beautiful smile who locked eyes as she walked past Tom on the way to the bar area! Our one gripe with the venue is the lockers. We constantly seem to get the dud ones. We also had a strange locker key mix up when it came to paying our bill. We're really not stupid people but for the life of us we can't work out what went on there. But it was all sorted in the end. Already looking forward to our next visit. Date: 16 July 2023

Rating: Fun

We went to a VA Saturday night for the first time on July 15. It was our second visit after also going on the previous Wednesday. The venue does a great job of feeling like a buzzing club night when you arrive then offers plenty of fun areas for play. We saw loads of gorgeous couples and wish we'd spoken to more of them. Feel free to drop us a line if you saw us and we float you boat. Especially the lady with the dark hair with a beautiful smile who locked eyes as she walked past Tom on the way to the bar area! Our one gripe with the venue is the lockers. We constantly seem to get the dud ones. We also had a strange locker key mix up when it came to paying our bill. We're really not stupid people but for the life of us we can't work out what went on there. But it was all sorted in the end. Already looking forward to our next visit.

Date: 16 July 2023

Rating: OK
	What a great night it was, amazing club amazing people very friendly looking forward for next visit!! Date: 15 July 2023

Rating: Fun
	Attended Chic 37 as a couple. It was huge fun! Lovely place plus the crowd were all amazing. Full stars. Date: 14 July 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	One of the best Wednesday parties I have ever been since I started this lifestyle. Loads of beautiful people, and a very friendly and helpful staff. Thank you, V.A Kisses Date: 12 July 2023

Rating: Fun
	The MILF Club is such a great afternoon event, everyone is chilled and naughty, what else could you wish for, oh maybe a little bit more food as I missed out completely this time, hot tub a little warmer and turn on the jets, and open up the outside when it’s sunny….overall though met some great people and had a great time Date: 12 July 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Jules and Chris certainly have one of the best clubs around for having fun and wanting to return week after week as I do. If you can imagine a night club atmosphere for swinging then thats VA. The staff are really helpful and playful too lol...which makes the whole experience awesome. Totally recommended. Date: 11 July 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Been to this club a couple of times now friday being the last time and really enjoyed ourselves. Looking forward to the next visit. It’s luxurious, caters for all, the pool is a lovely touch too. A great atmosphere and a very sociable place. The staff are so friendly and helpful too and the icing on the cake is the hotel rooms upstairs. Date: 10 July 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	I visited first time club on milf Wednesday with my partner. Very nice atmosphere. We love visit VA. Always we can relax and chill between people which love swing Date: 9 July 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Wow! Chic37 was Amazing. Great vibe, high calibre guests, super friendly conversations…. Lots of steamy fun! We’re coming back! Date: 9 July 2023

Prev 5 6 7 8910 11 12 13 Next