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Townhouse Wirral

Wirral, North West

infotownhouse@aol.com,
https://www.fabswingers.com/clubs/52

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*Monday - MILF Monday 10.30am-3.30pm 1st Monday of the Month unless otherwise stated due to bank holidays.

* Tues – BDSM Munch 2nd Tuesday, Tipsy Unicorn Pub Night last Tuesday of the month – both free entry

*Weds – No Frills Filth bi monthly

*Thurs – Various inc Newbies and Notsos with Live Lounge, Buxom Babes, Harlots, Rapture over 40s, Krazy Nights Parties, FET-ish and Sex Pistols Parties

* Fri - Swinging and fetish events – inc House Party, Sexploits, KINK, Couples and Single Ladies party, Radical Desire, Bi Night, Allure under 39’s, Clusterfuck Gangbang party

* Sat – Party events – Illicit parties, KINKdom, Sex Pistols Parties, Main themed party nights

* Sun – BDSM niche events – Whimper! Branded, Funishments, RubMe, Alternative Market.

See website for latest calendar of events With Vicky and Jimmy at the helm, Townhouse has enjoyed swinging success since 2005 and is going through a full refurbishment; the club is looking amazing, with a classy makeover, moving away from the stereotypical black and red!!! The club is spotlessly clean with a warm and friendly atmosphere. We enjoy a relaxed approach to swinging which is ideal for new swingers as well as established swingers who feel intimidated by the 'full on' expectancy from other venues. We do not expect a 'dress down' on arrival and in the bar areas, members can wear whatever they wish. Dress down is appreciated in the play rooms after 11pm.

The venue has a licence to sell alcohol and our bar is highly subsidised i.e. a double shot of Smirnoff vodka is £3.30. We offer towels or you can bring your own and we have condoms free of charge There are showers/ toilets on 3 floors and a large changing room with lockers. We have a fabulous refurbished hot tub and sauna area which is cleaned every night; it has its own rainfall shower and toilet.

For our smokers we have a heated outdoor smoking area which was refurbished in 2019 with tables and chairs, hammocks and a pop up bar for those summer nights; dressing gowns are provided for our smokers for your comfort. We are open 10.30am – 3.30pm Milf Monday only 7.30pm – 12.00am Tues 7.30pm to 1.30am Weds and Thurs 8.30pm – 3am Fri and Sat 2pm to 7pm on a Sunday. Some events have different opening times, but these will be detailed on Fab listings and on our website

Facilities include:- Large, secure car parking, Bar and social lounge area Dance floor, pole Lounge with large stage for shows/bands, Changing/locker room, 3 separate showers, 8 playrooms inc a refurbed orgy room (which is huge!), 2 private rooms, Jail/grope box/glory hole 2 x dungeon rooms with kneeling bench, bondage bed, A-frame and medical bed. We have cages, a St Andrews cross, several suspension points for rope work, queening stool, stocks and spanking horse in other parts of the club. We also have an authentic cellar dungeon with jail cells and a padded cell; This is one of the few cellar dungeons outside of London! You will always receive a warm welcome at Townhouse and our reviews speak for themselves. We are a club owned and run by experienced swingers; our bar staff and managers are established members and understand the scene...you are in very safe hands! We are now one of the most talked about clubs in the North! Come and find out why!

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Rating: Fabulous
Visited last month for our first time, fantastic hosts, shown us around, made us feel welcome, staff are all over unwanted attention so no issues there, very clean and tidy, going again this Sat, love this place x

Date: 27 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
The Mrs and I attended Townhouse for the 1st time last night and loved it, the way its run how respectful peeps are, the brilliant difference makes this club stands apart from the rest,

The live band was totally brilliant ?? felt like a proper night out with sex fun to boot ... looking forward to our next visit P.s the Irish ( Devito twin sisters) we talked to but didn't get to play with please feel free to add us

With that accent you can do whatever you want lol


Date: 25 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Attended Clusterfuck on the 17th which was a great evening with some lovely people.

Website gave clear directions that it was ticketed and that tickets needed to be bought. On arrival very welcoming for everyone and single men were chatted to and made to feel at ease.

Club was spotless and bar was well stocked. Thanks guys


Date: 25 September 2022

Rating: OK
Amazing night as always! The band were awesome and the night had an amazing vibe like all our visits.

Review below.. did you book tickets before you arrived? You have to always have a pre-booked ticket x


Date: 25 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Cluster was amazing!

Club is so professionally run, clean and strict club rules which I love!

Glory holes where great fun and very well chaperoned!

I highly recommend folks!


Date: 21 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Had a absolute ball @ Clusterfuck, club is clean, run impeccably well, brilliant night, roll on the next one!!

Date: 20 September 2022

Rating: OK
What a great night Saturday at townhouse definitely can’t wait to go back

Date: 19 September 2022

Rating: OK
Attended the Czech gloryhole last night at town house, loved it great experience and a really great club.

Date: 18 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Once again Milf Monday @ Townhouse was top drawer. Great to see the new faces there and meet some lovely people. Played with several couples although I never got their fab names. Ps say hello if you met me. I’m the wee Irish guy with the cheeky grin who gives the ladies a hand cleaning up lol

Date: 12 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Our first visit to Milf Monday went with a fabulous swing. Shout out to the lovely Irishman with the cheeky grin who was such a gent he got me wipes to clean the cum off my tits. Staff and customers were friendly, the place was very clean and well organised. Great fun, smashing people! We'll be back!

Date: 12 September 2022

Rating: OK
Been to town house three times now and i must say last night was the best We ever see it was a great night we got a bit to drunk and chatted to some really nice people.

Date: 11 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Pure play party is one of the best in the UK. It was an incredible night with Non stop plays around. Townhouse is highly recommended one.

Date: 8 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Visited the Pure play party night, on Saturday...and all that can be said is wow, wow, wow! Excellent venue, excellent staff(many thanks to Vadesixtynine and Sarah) and also, to everyone V and I spoke to...BJ/JB and his partner(Lori Petty lookalike) and also the lovely Lynsey, you guys were awsome and many thanks for the lift back(legends). Hopefully be back as soon as we can.x

Date: 5 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
We just can't get enough of this place. Last night we attended our first Pure Event and it was everything we could've wished for and more. We already know the club is well run, clean, friendly and safe but last night was a whole new vibe. Everyone was in such good spirits and up for a laugh (and filth). We loved the immediate dress down rule and the games were so much fun. We will be adding Pure along with Allure as a regular installment on our diaries

Date: 4 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Incredible night at the best club in the North West last night!

Pure was off the scale and truly not an event to be missed!



Date: 4 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Best club I've been to by far! I've been attending this club for about 12 months now, and no club compares. They cater for everyone and everything, such a great vibe, good security, and the buddy & host element of the club just makes it perfect. The Pure event is my fav with just the best atmosphere and such gorgeous people who attend

Date: 4 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Really enjoyed our first visit to Townhouse for the pure play party! Thoroughly enjoyed a bit of socialising at the back of the entertainment room and enjoyed the games which really helped break the mood ready.

Great play with a really respectful single guy in a private room, plus a public play in the amazing bunk bed room at the end of the night.

Staff and event organisers so welcoming and attentive to running the venue, which is to a high standard and secure parking!

Thanks all round!


Date: 4 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Yet another amazing night at the townhouse! They always strike the right balance of couples and singles! Took advantage of a gorgeous man!!!

Date: 3 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Had a great night at Miss Be Have on Thursday. All involved made it great night. Can't wait for the Newbies night on 8th

Date: 29 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Me and my wife attended on the 13th Aug for the couples and single ladies night, this was our first club visit. The staff were awesome and we thoroughly enjoyed our night. We will be visiting regularly

Date: 24 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Visited TH for their Allure under 39s event on the 19th and it was out of this world. Our favourite club by far and this event never disappoints. Club is immaculate, staff are beyond friendly and a great DJ to add to the vibe. Thank you as always x

Date: 22 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Great first time at TH for Allure on Friday ! We’re brand new to the scene and the guys made us feel so welcome ! All the staff where great, took us on a tour whilst it was still quiet. Definitely going back !!

Date: 22 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
We attended Allure under 40's night at Townhouse and as always it didn't disappoint. The Guestlist was the hottest yet with the nicest bunch of people. The hosts amazing as ever. Already looking forward to the next one x

Date: 21 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
We have been members of THI since it opened way back in the early 2000s? We haven't been for a while because of covid etc but we definitely plan to attend again this autumn and winter.

We have been to quite a few of the clubs across the country and THI rates very highly. It is clean, well run and always great fun.


Date: 20 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Last night we visited Townhouse for our 1st Allure 39 and under event. This was by far THE BEST night we have had at Townhouse to date. The venue was spotless as always, the hosts were incredible and it was the hottest crowd we've seen at event. We will be regulars at Allure for sure from now on. Just try and keep us away!!

Date: 20 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
We have been attending TH for over 10 year's now and it never disappoints.

Last night we attended Allure which is one of the best nights. The guests are always hot and the hosts are the best. Look forward to the next one xx


Date: 20 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
We’ve been attending TH for the past 12 months now, it’s definitely our favourite club! Allure 39 and under is a fixed event in our diary’s when it’s on! Always such a hot, lively crowd and the best hosts! Another great night last night!xxx

Date: 20 August 2022

Rating: Fun
I'm a single straight geezer & Attended TH 12/08/22 for the first time for Harlots which was ace, really cool people, & I was really impressed with the venue. I arrived later than expected so I didn't get to see everyone all 'suited & booted' but those who were still dressed looked smart af. You can tell by the decor & the state of the venue that whoever runs it actually gives a f¥ck about the place because it looks ace. Everyone was friendly & the staff were helpful especially Scarlett & Chrissie who took me on a first visit tour & explained all the venues rules (forgive me if I got your name wrong). I'm already in the process of trying to arrange to check out a different event at TH however Harlots just might be a regular occurrence for me. Peace.

Date: 16 August 2022

Rating: OK
Some of the staff were friendly however some of the staff were ignorant same as some of the clients, I did not seem to be welcomed and left early and disappointed having travelled nearly 100 Mile, too many snobs and arogency.

Date: 16 August 2022

Rating: OK
Our first time last night visiting a swinging club. Townhouse staff were brilliant they showed us around and then left us to it. The drinks were very reasonably priced the other members were all dressed very smart and some quite revealing and although we weren’t playing with other couples it was a fantastic sexy atmosphere and it wasn’t long before we were having fun by ourselves in the corner of one of the Orgy rooms

Date: 14 August 2022

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