Townhouse Wirral

Wirral, North West


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*Monday - MILF Monday 10.30am-3.30pm 1st Monday of the Month unless otherwise stated due to bank holidays.

* Tues – BDSM Munch 2nd Tuesday, Tipsy Unicorn Pub Night last Tuesday of the month – both free entry

*Weds – No Frills Filth bi monthly

*Thurs – Various inc Newbies and Notsos with Live Lounge, Buxom Babes, Harlots, Rapture over 40s, Krazy Nights Parties, FET-ish and Sex Pistols Parties

* Fri - Swinging and fetish events – inc House Party, Sexploits, KINK, Couples and Single Ladies party, Radical Desire, Bi Night, Allure under 39’s, Clusterfuck Gangbang party

* Sat – Party events – Illicit parties, KINKdom, Sex Pistols Parties, Main themed party nights

* Sun – BDSM niche events – Whimper! Branded, Funishments, RubMe, Alternative Market.

See website for latest calendar of events With Vicky and Jimmy at the helm, Townhouse has enjoyed swinging success since 2005 and is going through a full refurbishment; the club is looking amazing, with a classy makeover, moving away from the stereotypical black and red!!! The club is spotlessly clean with a warm and friendly atmosphere. We enjoy a relaxed approach to swinging which is ideal for new swingers as well as established swingers who feel intimidated by the 'full on' expectancy from other venues. We do not expect a 'dress down' on arrival and in the bar areas, members can wear whatever they wish. Dress down is appreciated in the play rooms after 11pm.

The venue has a licence to sell alcohol and our bar is highly subsidised i.e. a double shot of Smirnoff vodka is £3.30. We offer towels or you can bring your own and we have condoms free of charge There are showers/ toilets on 3 floors and a large changing room with lockers. We have a fabulous refurbished hot tub and sauna area which is cleaned every night; it has its own rainfall shower and toilet.

For our smokers we have a heated outdoor smoking area which was refurbished in 2019 with tables and chairs, hammocks and a pop up bar for those summer nights; dressing gowns are provided for our smokers for your comfort. We are open 10.30am – 3.30pm Milf Monday only 7.30pm – 12.00am Tues 7.30pm to 1.30am Weds and Thurs 8.30pm – 3am Fri and Sat 2pm to 7pm on a Sunday. Some events have different opening times, but these will be detailed on Fab listings and on our website

Facilities include:- Large, secure car parking, Bar and social lounge area Dance floor, pole Lounge with large stage for shows/bands, Changing/locker room, 3 separate showers, 8 playrooms inc a refurbed orgy room (which is huge!), 2 private rooms, Jail/grope box/glory hole 2 x dungeon rooms with kneeling bench, bondage bed, A-frame and medical bed. We have cages, a St Andrews cross, several suspension points for rope work, queening stool, stocks and spanking horse in other parts of the club. We also have an authentic cellar dungeon with jail cells and a padded cell; This is one of the few cellar dungeons outside of London! You will always receive a warm welcome at Townhouse and our reviews speak for themselves. We are a club owned and run by experienced swingers; our bar staff and managers are established members and understand the scene...you are in very safe hands! We are now one of the most talked about clubs in the North! Come and find out why!

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Rating: Fabulous
Sorry for the late review!

I Attended townhouses harlots event a couple weeks back, it was an amazing night! The hostess, staff and all the beautiful people that attended made it a great night

I Haven't been to the club since before lockdown and I'm liking the changes the owners have done.

Great club couldn't recommend anymore, If you haven't been you need to check out the best club in the northwest!

Date: 22 June 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Fabulous with a capital F!

Previous member of townhouse and haven’t visited for over 6 years. Returned in may for MM and attended 5 more events since. I feel like DOrethy as there is no place like home and I feel like I’ve returned home. I was absolutely super nervous returning but was welcomed with open arms. The new staff and buddies are a real credit to the TH family. The club looks amazing and all the hard work from V and J has paid off. Some super sexy new faces too. I’m so glad to be back… I’m not going anywhere ever again xxx

Attending TH has helped massively with my emotional well-being and confidence so thank you all…

Definately for anyone new or who hasn’t visited TH GO.. be the best thing you ever done xx

Date: 15 June 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Been going since February and has been so much much, made new friends and completely changed our lives, we absolutely love going. It's always clean and the staff take pride in making sure it is.

Fun, filth and friendly, you get out what you put in, everyone is asked for proper ID which makes sure everyone is safe, so simple thing is take your driving license and all is good!

Date: 3 June 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Attended townhouse again last night . Went completely on my own this time . Was very nervous but as soon as got there was relaxed and put at ease . The staff are very friendly and welcoming .

Highly recommend this club and will defo be going back again soon .

Date: 3 June 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Went to the open evening a while back and was welcomed with open arms and have never looked back! I go as single or as a couple with my partner and both sides of the experience have been amazing.

The buddies who help run the night and make sure everyone is comfortable are all really considerate and willing to help you "break the ice" if your abit shy like I was. You know that everyone there is legit and ID's are checked to make sure everyone is who they say they are which I think is a brilliant policy which gives me peace of mind when my partner goes alone.

Townhouse is amazing. Simple.

Date: 3 June 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Attended Townhouse last night and wow! What a lovely establishment with friendly staff. They are very welcoming and gives the whole place a comfortable vibe. Met a lot of new people and I love the safe and clean environment that townhouse has! Thank you for an amazing time :)

Date: 3 June 2022

Rating: Fabulous
By far the best club around, feel do safe and all the staff are so welcoming. Felt right at home. And had amazing fun doing so!

Date: 3 June 2022

Rating: Avoid
There is a arrogance to this establishment that needs to be routed out. The staff are mostly ambivalent with the exception of Nutmeg who is lovely. The facilities are far from top notch and the layout is poor. There are many better clubs that will not demand so much of your personal information. Arrogance is sexy if you can back it up. Sadly Townhouse cannot.

Date: 3 June 2022

Rating: Fun
Another good night at TH on bonk holiday Thursday, Karaoke for the Jubilee celebrations in a swingers club, who would have thought. Some great voices, it has to be said and the odd choice of song ha ha, you know who you are. Good to see the double bunks extended too, much better, till the next time J&J xx

Date: 3 June 2022

Rating: Fun
Fun night in this club at their 17th anniversary party. Really good atmosphere and looking forward to another visit soon!

Date: 31 May 2022

Rating: Fabulous
We attend the 17 Anniversary of this fantastic club and what a good night it was, Vicky and the staff was really nice and helpful.

it was full of sexy people having a very good time with loads of playing going on? Xx

Date: 30 May 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Attend my first ever club event. Everyone is very welcoming and friendly Clusterfxxk as an eye opening experience in that night there was a birthday night happing and also the glory hole's were open. Hope to visit again soon

Date: 23 May 2022

Rating: OK
Thanks for being so welcoming on my first night! Looking forward to future events :)x

Date: 14 May 2022

Rating: Fabulous
We attended townhouse for the first time on their pure event.The staff were friendly and inviting. The games a nice ice breaker. The club itself over several floors is a tardis of rooms all well laid out we especially liked the group room with the beds on the bottom beds on the top. Drinks were reasonably priced. Although the club was packed we saw the hosts constantly going around and checking people were ok and joining in the fun. And when it was time to leave there was a very warm goodbye on the door. It said on the website it was play anywhere and people certainly did. We had an awesome night and would definitely recommend this club x

Date: 9 May 2022

Rating: Fun
Went to Townhouse for the first time last night at their Sex Pistols Party Night. Fair to say we had a great night.

It was a really busy night with lots of swingers in attendance. The club has a range of rooms to cater for most tastes. From the Cellar hosting the dungeon to the more couple friendly rooms.

The license bar is a nice touch and not something we have seen in many clubs in the UK and the drinks were a reasonable price, especially if like hubby you are on the soft drinks.

There was a good mix of couples and singles and we had fun with a few of the single guys there.

Not sure if it is always that warm or if it was just the sheer number of people but you could have turned the radiators off and it would still have been plenty warm.

The only thing we would suggest is that sheets for the beds be left in the rooms for people to add new ones if needed, as there were a few beds were people were looking for sheets.

I know other clubs just go for the wipe clean covers instead so the sheets are a nice touch but we were happy to just play on the uncovered mattress.

Any fab night, not something we could do on a regular basis due to the distance and commitments but definitely a vibe we would go back to, maybe to try a quieter night to see what it is like with less people.

Date: 8 May 2022

Rating: Fabulous
First time at TH. Fab place, fab atmosphere, fab people. Pure was a blast. Hope to visit again xx

Date: 8 May 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Mind blown at what an amazing night it was for the Sten party. Everyone was amazing. Staff was fab as always. Such a memorable night for everyone who attended I'm sure.

Date: 1 May 2022

Rating: Fun
Attended the “Revival 90s Party” event on Saturday 23rd April. It was our first time visiting Townhouse and we were really impressed by how professional the club is. There’s lots of staff around which makes you feel safe and comfortable - they’re also really chatty, especially to us TH newbies (which we really appreciated). The bar is stocked with more options than we’re used to and was even able to have a Kraken and cola. The dance/karaoke area is really fun. They have numerous rooms upstairs and lots of equipment to try. We really liked that they have numerous bathrooms, one on each floor. We also loved the spilt level couples room.

See you soon Townhouse!

April & Alex

Date: 26 April 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Amazing venue & amazing staff.

We hosted our WCM Newbies & Orgy night here on Friday.

The feeeback from our lads has been phenomenal!

Everyone had a great time and we were all well looked after….. ask the bar staff about their new WCM wristbands!

Date: 24 April 2022

Rating: OK
Attended the club at the WCM men only event.

Great venue. Looks nothing from the outside but it’s wall to wall pleasure inside & the staff are so friendly.

Had lots of fun in the orgy room! Deffo will return.

Date: 23 April 2022

Rating: Fabulous
We are regulars at Townhouse and our most recent event was Allure for the under 39s last weekend. Came with my partner and unicorn, we both dressed as matching bunnies. Great fun as always and busy. As it was my birthday that week I got to bring a cake :) if you recognise us and want to keep in touch, say hi!

Date: 19 April 2022

Rating: Fabulous
First visit for us on Friday for Allure and we loved it! Lots of different play rooms, all were really clean and and packed with sexy couples and singles, we had a great time. The staff were amazing too, really friendly especially Riley who gave us our tour. If we are visiting the north again we will definitely be back! X

Date: 17 April 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Attended another event at townhouse ALLURE 39s & under. What a night the right amount of people and quality couples and singles not only gorgeous but friendly and fun. Host made it really welcoming and working really hard to keep the place clean people happy ans drinks flowing. Spoke to quite a few newbies and they said they loved the place and the event kik group to break the ice and help people get to know each other before the event is a nice touch. Can't wait for the next event. Get on the website and get your tickets before it sells out you don't want to miss it .....believe me

Date: 16 April 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Been to TH many times for a variety of events. Hosts and staff are just amazing.

Everyone you meet so friendly and the events are always exciting.

The venue is always clean and a great vibe.

We love going and it’s always the place to be

Date: 16 April 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Had an amazing time at couples night, club packed full of sexy people, made new friends and left smiling. Becoming our monthly favourite club treat.

Date: 10 April 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Once again surpassed all expectations. Attended Milf Monday on 4/4/ and had a ball. The owners aren’t afraid to invest and keep updating the facilities which reflects on the clientele. All pleasant and polite people and it’s well worth a visit if you haven’t been yet.

Anyone who was there and sees this please give me a verification

Date: 5 April 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Came up all the way from london and was not disappointed.

One of the best venues I’ve seen, loads of filthy play and gorgeous friendly people., can’t wait to go back

Date: 3 April 2022

Rating: Fabulous
There is a reason people travel across country to this club. They know precisely what they are doing at Townhouse. The Ruby Slippers event was the perfect way to see in my birthday;-)

My 2nd time at the club and I really cannot wait to go back xoxo

Date: 30 March 2022

Rating: OK
We visited TH on the 19th March for their cluster event, it was our first time going to a club and we were welecomed by the hosts and made to feel to very comfortable by everyone there. My wife ended up choosing to try out the Glory Holes, the hosts were very supportive and helped her woth everything she needed to have a great time.

Will definitely be going again.

Date: 27 March 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Visited this club on Friday night for their lady’s night, what a great place to lose a few hours, I will be back and I may even bring Mike with me next time


Date: 27 March 2022