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Monkey Business

Essex, South East

info@monkeybusiness1.com,
http://www.monkeybusiness1.com

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Monkey Business is a Members Only Lifestyle Events Company based in Essex, founded in 2019.

We are here to ensure you have a wonderful experience in beautiful and safe surroundings with like minded people, a mix of interesting sexy humans out to have a wonderful experience in safe surroundings with like minded people.

We have a really lovely venue for you to enjoy, great staff, great playrooms and always a few surprises!

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Rating: Fabulous
First time going to monkeybusiness..went on Friday 13th.. was an awesome evening. Michelle and her team were fabulous and welcoming.. the "adult swing" was a main feature for the night.. lots of laughs and great banter between everyone.. will be going back.. Thank you to all that was there last night for such a great time..

Date: 14 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
What a night again at MB. The atmosphere is superb. The people are friendly, the women are hot and the fun is extremely naughty. Looking forward to going again soon.

Date: 14 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
We visited MB last Friday (6th) and had a great night. Mrs MB was very friendly both on phone prior to our visit and on our arrival. The venue is clean and looks amazing. We had some fun taking advantage of the dungeon room and the bench. Only negative was a few single guys kept opening the closed door but that won’t stop us going back.

Date: 13 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
Well what can I say about this place ... ..........Absolutely fabulous...

This clubs is amazing, very clean and extremely classy. The dungeon room is a must with the recent addition of a sex swing ..

Ms & Mr Monkey Business are the perfect hosts,they will go above and beyond to make sure everyone feels comfortable and welcome.

Looking forward to my next visit..



Date: 11 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
Some things have to be seen to be believed, and Monkey Business is a club that certainly fits that phrase.

You can read down the list of reviews and find so many positive comments on the venue and the hosts, but we're sceptics so we needed to see for ourselves!

Monkey Business is a relatively new club, and was quite quiet on the night we went, but that wasn't a negative on this occasion. It meant we got to take over the dungeon for ourselves for a little while and really explore all of the equipment uninterrupted, and also find plenty of space to just take in the venue and chat to the hosts and other guests.

The club itself is beautifully decorated. Not just a nicely painted building, but carefully curated and very stylish decor, both open and lockable play areas, two lovely big social areas, and all sorts of quirky statement pieces. It was also easy to find and there was loads of parking.

This all is secondary to the hosts, Michelle and Steve, who are truly lovely (and gorgeous), and went the extra mile in every part of their hosting. Steve met us at the door and showed us around, Michelle explained all about the club, and introduced us to everyone, and lovely Molly on the bar kept us hydrated all night. Steve and Michelle clearly care about each and every one of their guests. They took time to check in on everyone, and make sure all were comfortable and enjoying themselves. I have never felt more of an individual at a club, rather than just a random punter, it was wonderful.

I could wax lyrical all day, but I'll finish with - we'll be going back soon, and bringing all our friends. I have no higher recommendation than that.


Date: 8 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
Visited as newbies last night and we were so pleasantly surprised! The venue is spacious, clean and well decorated.

Met lots of lovely people and there was a great mix of couples and singles. Mrs MB was welcoming and an amazing host.

Will definitely be back very soon x


Date: 7 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
First time visit to this venue and what a pleasant surprise, the hospitality was excellent Michelle was very friendly and made us feel welcome.

Everyone was very chatty, we met some amazing people and thoroughly enjoyed ourselves.

Look forward to returning in the future...


Date: 7 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
Been to monkeybusiness 2 times, latest on 7th jan 23. Amazing place, lovely and friendly people, hot ladies, very clean and comfy. Best club so far. Ms monkey that runs the club is firstly gorgeous and so down to earth person plus she cares about every single guest, couples, ladies, singles, anyone that join the event.

Date: 7 January 2023

Rating: OK
Been monkey Business several times now. Such a lovely and relaxed venue and always made to feel relaxed and welcome. Lovely hosts. Definitely worth a visit for anyone looking to go. We’ll definitely be going again soon x

Date: 7 January 2023

Rating: Fun
Visited Monkey Business on Thursday, the day time event, with a male friend, and had a great time!

Other guests were so lovely it felt like being at a friend's party; bring on karaoke night!! ;)

Ms MonkeyBusiness is fantastic; an absolutely wonderful host, who made sure her guests were all looked after throughout the night.

I would definitely visit again as I had such a good time, thank you! xx



Date: 31 December 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Visited there on the 29th December. Was a lovely venue filled with lovely people. Mrs Monkey Business is an amazing hostess; lovely to talk to and really good at putting people at ease and getting them to chat and engage with each other. We'll more than likely go again at the next daytime event.

Date: 31 December 2022

Rating: Fun
Visited monkey business yesterday and had a fantastic time. Michelle is a great host, beautiful woman and met some fantastic people. Definitely visit again soon.

Date: 30 December 2022

Rating: Fun
Had our first visit to MB last night, easy to find with the address provided with ticket. Really friendly owner who greeted us when we arrived and gave us a tour of the place. A couple of play rooms all good sized for lots of fun. Unfortunately for us it was very quiet and not what we are used to from our usual club. But this a new club and given it is the only one in this area once established im sure it will be rammed. Overall though we enjoyed our night talking to like minded people and the owner was amazing and really friendly. Worth the visit and hopefully another visit on a busier night.

Date: 3 December 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Tonight was my 2nd visit to monkey business. And I met some absolutely amazing people. Great conversations fantastic atmosphere and the post midnight fun and games just added to the experience. M is a fantastic host. And boy is she sexy, even if she doesn’t play herself… looking forward to my next visit. PS. If we met tonight, please look me up, I’d like to stay in touch xx

Date: 27 November 2022

Rating: Fabulous
First time visiting a club, and what an amazing experience I had! Met by M when arriving and she was amazing so attentive and welcoming, which made me feel so relaxed. She showed me around the venue and explained a few bits. Made my first club experience a great one! Looking forward to coming back very soon ;) thank you - Poppet Pussy x

Date: 26 November 2022

Rating: Fun
Went to the day time Thursday event last week. Great place with enough room to keep everyone happy. Michelle was amazing and makes everyone feel very welcome. Just wish it was closer !

Date: 17 November 2022

Rating: Fabulous
We returned to monkey for a 4th time on Friday and each time it gets better and better.Michelle the host has certainly smashed it with this place and if you haven’t been yet then it’s time to check it out.See you soon

Date: 16 November 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Host goes over and beyond to keep there guests happy!

Club helped me arrange a little suprise for the wife on fantasy night at the club! It went perfectly. A massive thank you to the owner.

If you haven't been yet don't delay, if you new host always takes the time to make you feel comfortable.

Another great night at MonkeyBusiness. Thank you xxx


Date: 13 November 2022

Rating: Fun
Great little local club.

Friendly staff, could be friendlier ;)

Almost cosy in size with everything you'd want for a bit of fun with friends.

Easy to find and good parking.

Really glad to have discovered the place. Must come again soon!


Date: 10 November 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Make the effort to attend this top spot for hedonism in a spotlessly clean and very welcoming atmosphere

The hosts work tirelessly to create the right setting with both the decor and client list

Go and enjoy

You won't regret it


Date: 10 November 2022

Rating: Fabulous
I went to the club for the first time, I meet some great people and we all had a blast night.

Date: 7 November 2022

Rating: Fabulous
I attended this club on the weekend it was great very nice venue top quality. Great music and Host was very welcoming. I will definitely be getting my membership

Date: 7 November 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Had a wonderful time on Saturday night at the appropriately named Bump In The Night Halloween Party

Joined by my naughty playmate Ms.Scarlett-M we were met on arrival by the co-host and treated famously

Old and new friends quickly embraced in a lovely atmosphere and setting

Fun filled clean and very professionally run

See you soon guys

Jack


Date: 2 November 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Attended this fantastic club on the 22nd October.Was given a full tour of club, which has many rooms for fun by the owner and hostess.Michelle,who is a real diamond of a lady,made myself and

her other pary goers feal at ease,M has great sence of fun.Cant compliment this place enough,everything spotlessly clean,the other party goers made me feal very welcome,A, fine time was had by all.Lovely dance floor and Music area with lots of comfy sofas.I hope to visit this club again in the future.10/10 A*.


Date: 2 November 2022

Rating: Fabulous
We have enjoyed Monkey Business a few times and it is definitely one of the friendliest clubs around.

The hosts greet you at the door like good friends and as for the club, it is a very clean, exceptionally well decorated with a good laid out or private / public rooms, a bar lounge area for chilling, a spacious room with a dance floor, pole and bed as well as sofas tables a chairs for all to chill or join in. So, If you haven’t made time to visit yet, put this gem on your list give it a go, …you can thank us whilst you’re there ;)


Date: 1 November 2022

Rating: Fabulous
The long overdue trip to Monkey Business, my play patner Jack and I have been meaning to go for a while and decided to take a trip for “The Bump in the Night” Halloween Party on Saturday to meet with a friend..

Both Mr and Mrs MB are welcoming party hosts, they make you feel at ease upon arrival. They are both very attractive and lovely personable people. It’s always the people which make the party no matter where you are. I can see they have made every effort to make it an opulent comfortable venue, with a house party atmosphere.

Love a party, gets the senses flowing!


Date: 31 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
I visited Monkey Business last night to their Cougar and Cubs party. I was very impressed. It’s an immaculately clean venue with classy furniture and very nice beds. But the best thing about this place is it’s Hostess Michelle and her team. They work hard making sure everything is in order, no guest is left out, everyone’s having a good time. Call out to Annie behind the bar: the crowd was amazing, we ended up having a very steamy night. Will definitely visit again when I am in the area!

Date: 22 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Amazing place!!! Our second time and we had much fun. The place is clean and the hosts are very cool. We are going back soon

Date: 16 October 2022

Rating: OK
First visit . What a lovely open lady Michelle the host is. Can’t fail to love the lady.. the venue is smart clean, classy. I hope her customer look after it and have respect for what she has achieved here.

Staff are friendly and very helpful. Thanks guys for my lovely coffees! Nothing was too much trouble.

I was lucky to have some old friends there and met and made some new ones .. thank you Michelle


Date: 15 October 2022

Rating: OK
l do love go to visit this beautiful place

Date: 14 October 2022

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