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Monkey Business

Essex, South East

info@monkeybusiness1.com,
http://www.monkeybusiness1.com

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Monkey Business is a Members Only Lifestyle Events Company based in Essex, founded in 2019.

We are here to ensure you have a wonderful experience in beautiful and safe surroundings with like minded people, a mix of interesting sexy humans out to have a wonderful experience in safe surroundings with like minded people.

We have a really lovely venue for you to enjoy, great staff, great playrooms and always a few surprises!

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Rating: Fabulous
Went last night and was absolutely amazing, we've rearranged our plans at the weekend just to go back there again,

We was at ease as soon as we went in, Michelle showed us around and made us feel like we were freinds for years, lovely genuine couple.

Very clean place, ample parking, plenty of playing rooms too



Date: 30 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Attended last night ! Great venue ! Spotlessly clean & comfortable! Wonderful host’s ! Lucky enough to get spoiled & spanked in the dungeon room! Just want I needed !! Many Thanks & hope to return as soon as is possible x

Date: 25 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Myself and a regular attended this venue for the first time last night after wanting to explore other clubs and hearing good things. Mr and Mrs Monkey business were friendly and welcoming from the moment they greeted us on arrival to the moment they said see you again soon and wished us a safe journey home. The facilities available couldn’t be faulted and we were fortunate to spend some play time in the dungeon room. The other punters who we had the pleasure of chatting to were really nice and I would like to think we made some new friends last night. I didn’t get the chance to try the pool due to arriving late due to car trouble and it was also a bit cold outside but there is certainly always next time. After our first visit, we both agreed that we were already looking forward to our next visit. Would gladly recommend this club to others

Date: 25 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Without doubt the best club in the South East. High end venue with a lot of thought gone into the premises. Friendly and enthusiastic hosts, hopefully it will be a big success. Great fun, I will definitely return.

Date: 21 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Where to begin, as we couldn’t say enough good things about Monkey Business that would do this club any real justice. From the moment we arrived and was warmly greeted in the car park by one of the owners, to walking through the doors and getting that instant positive first impression. Our warm, fun, friendly and funny hosts couldn’t have done more to make us feel welcome. The club itself is well laid out and run. The fellow club goers are all friendly and welcoming. We have to say one of, if not the best, first new club visits we’ve done, and we’ve done a good few clubs now. Definitely be going back and soon. Thanks guys for making a brilliant night - A&S x

Date: 18 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Went to my first club last night at monkey business cubs & cougars night! Wow can I say what a great club! Great atmosphere very friendly owners & the people are amazing & was such a good night! Can not wait to attend more of their events !

Date: 18 September 2022

Rating: OK
We went there midweek. It was a very friendly welcome, the managing couple understands how to connect people immediately on arrival. The audience was very good too. Although not very busy night, the fun was great. We will visit again.

Date: 9 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Went to this club mid week and boy did I have fun what a lovely clean happy place it is in the heart of wickford

It’s a new club and the owners have done a fantastic job but we all need to help this club out as it’s the only 1 in Essex so give it a try and I’m sure you will all love it keep up the good work M&S

See you soon xx


Date: 9 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
We attended Mrs monkey business, Moulin Rouge birthday event a couple of weeks ago. What a great event and venue. The venue is spotless, well layed out and well equipped, with everything you need. The hosts were ever so welcoming.

They Answered all our questions on the telephone and also looked after us as soon as we arrived. We stayed in one of the rooms which was absolutely lovely ! And great facilities with a lovely outdoor pool. We'll be back.


Date: 7 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
What a great club.... The hosts Michelle & Steve were fantastic from start to finish, making people feel welcome and had great banter.

The venue and grounds are amazing, clean and full of style. Friendly guests, great vibe and great tunes by the DJs.


Date: 5 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
We decided to check out monkey on Saturday as we had been before on a Wednesday.Met up with the hosts on arrival and they are smashing people.Didnt know what to expect but ended up having loads of fun in one of the rooms.Loads of naked bodies on the bed so a good time was had by all.Will be back soon.

Date: 4 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
We were taken here for our first visit and was very impressed!

Great place to go and meet people!

Rooms are decorated to a very high standard!

Staff and entertainment were amazing.

Hopefully get invited back again soon ;-)


Date: 28 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Second visit to this great establishment and I highly recommend everyone to go check it out.

The staff and management were helpful friendly and professional.

The entertainment laid on was brilliant a burlesque dancer and fire dancer act was next level.

This establishment is very well decorated and maintained and kept spotless.

Had a real fun night got to meet some great couples will be going back soon.


Date: 28 August 2022

Rating: OK
What a wonderful lady Michelle is! She and her hubby started this marvellous club a few months ago. I went for the MILF Thursday day meet! I met some lovely very sexy ladies and there partners. It is a very well put together venue for like minded people! It's decorations and various play rooms are almost seducing so together with the pool and hot tub it makes a great venue!

Date: 27 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Went to Monkey Business today for a cheeky Thursday day time event.

Whilst I knew it would be quiet (holidays and weather) and it was my first time there I must say it was a brilliant venue, very clean, love the decor and there are great places to play.

Met some great people there too... comfortable place to talk and play and Michelle is a brilliant host and owner.


Date: 25 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
We went to the social evening on Saturday and we had a great time time. The hosts do a brilliant job, and they’re so friendly too, along with the staff keeping everyone happy.

That’s the thing that stands out really, it’s a happy place that people like to go to. We didn’t get to speak to everyone that we wanted to but we still had a great time.

Going back really soon.


Date: 22 August 2022

Rating: OK
First night last night at Monkey Business and was made to feel welcomed by Michelle so much. Had a great laugh and really enjoyed myself and definitely will be heading back soon!

Date: 21 August 2022

Rating: Fun
First Night at MB, and what a night, thanks Michelle for your tour and always helpful with our Drinks, definitely a Club to go back. xx N&H

Date: 21 August 2022

Rating: Fun
Had my first club visit here tonight for a social night everyone was welcoming and friendly got a tour of all the lovely rooms. Didn’t play this time around but there is always next time. Will be visiting very soon.

Date: 21 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
We travelled to Monkey Business for a private party. The club is still slightly work in progress but it is beautifully decorated and furnished. All very tasteful. Michelle who was doing absolutely everything when were there (she would normally have more staff) is beautifully bubbly, warm and welcoming. We had a great time and would happily go back again.

Date: 15 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Attended a recent private party for a joint stag and hen do with an Antipodean FWB, so we knew a few of the guests. The first thing that struck me was how helpful Michelle was, she dealt with all requests smoothly and took time out to show people around. Big lockers available - past guests do bring the keys back!! The pool was warm, clean and welcoming though we had to be clothed and couldn’t play in the pool on the day we were there. Bedrooms, play areas and dungeon were spotlessly clean and the main bedroom was fully air conditioned which made a huge difference among the piles of bodies once the sun set. One word of advice, pay close attention as you drive there, it’s easy to miss the turn into the venue. Don’t bring your McLaren, Ferrari or Lambo and you can thank me later. Look forward to watching this club fulfil its potential and visiting again. Also many congratulations to the happy couple. What a great way to celebrate tying the knot xx

Date: 15 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Having visited a few clubs previously with my partner, I decided to “fly solo” on my first visit to Monkey Business as my other half was away.

I couldn’t have chosen a better venue to go it alone! The hosts were really attentive and helpful, giving me a tour of their lovely club and introducing me to some of the guests. The venue had a more intimate feel than most clubs - more like a house party, which is more my thing and everyone was really welcoming and friendly! All in all, a brilliant night and I’m really looking forward to visiting again.



Date: 14 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Recommend by another couple we know and glad they did.

Greeted on arrival by a host, shown around and introduced to the other members. Club is clean,tastefully decorated and plenty of indoor and outdoor space for dancing, playing,and socialising.

Hosts where very friendly and attentive making sure we where all good. Had a really good first experience and would highly recommend it and we will definitely be returning. As a newly established business things can only get even better.

Looking forward to our next visit


Date: 14 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Our first visit to this club and definitely will not be our last. The hosts go out of their way to make you feel at ease and keep an eye on all their guests during the night. The whole club is spotless and a credit to them. Well worth a visit we will be back.

Date: 14 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Amazing place! Was my first visit... And had an amazing time, the hosts r superb and make you feel so welcome, and the guests are top notch too! Lots of fun and mingling, can't wait to come back!

Date: 14 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
My first visit to Monkey Business on a very sunny Wednesday afternoon, it is a fantastic location with a spotless pool at a great temperature for a hot day. I was made very welcome, and the hosts do a brilliant job of making sure everyone is happy. Everyone mixed and chatted, I met some lovely people and made new friends. I will be back (initially to get my forgotten sandals, and a lot after that, in them). Thanks Monkey Business!

Date: 11 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Very enjoyable first visit for us to the lovely new folks @ Monkey Business.

Fantastic attitude and clearly a lot of energy has gone into getting things moving forward - we can see a lot of potential here

Pool spotless and well maintained - and a raft of new deckchairs going out today - perfect for a lovely sunny afternoon

Can see there is a lot of work going on to improve and expand the facilities - look forward to our next visit :-)


Date: 10 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
We are very new to the club scene so prior to our visit to Monkey Business, we spoke on the phone to hosts Steve and Michelle who were both extremely helpful and friendly. They answered our questions and when we arrived, Michelle showed us around the club and facilities, making us feel very at ease. She introduced us to other guests and we had a great afternoon and evening there. The place was spotlessly clean and the heated outdoor swimming pool was great. We will be back :)

Date: 4 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
After working and playing in the scene in the early 2000s, I had an idea of what to expect, but was pleasantly surprised by not only the tasteful decor, and cleanliness of the venue, but also of the infectious warmth generated by the host couple upon our introduction.

Not only was this my wife's first visit to a club, but it was her first experience within the lifestyle and she was put so at ease by the hosts, staff and clientele that she's quickly embraced the lifestyle, and though she isn't bi/curious, she even said if she was to consider that part of her sexuality it would be with someone like the host Michelle, who simply oozes genuine hospitality and empathy.

The venue itself is relatively new, has a decent sized heated pool, hot tub, licensed bar, dance floor area witjh four poster bed for the exhibitionist among us, lockers and multiple playrooms including a dungeon.

There's currently five bedded play areas, with more coming online shortly, including a blackout/darkroom room?

Besides the fully licensed bar, the venue also offers snack food (pizzas etc) to help keep energy levels up.

Other options include -

• A weekly visiting masseuse

• Towel Hire (if you forget yours)

• Over night room hire

• BYO - Bring your own booze events

• Themed social/play nights

Finally, Essex has a club of its own and to boot it's chic and caters for all indivdiaul types, kinks, and wishes in a clean, secure and pleasant environment.

It comes highly recommended to newbies, as well as the more mature/hardened swingers.



Date: 2 August 2022

Rating: Fun
So we visited this place on a Wednesday afternoon, the initial feel was really warm and friendly. Hostess was amazing making sure everyone was comfortable. There's a huge heated swimming pool available outdoors and a hot tub! They also have a bar inside.

We really enjoyed our day/evening there as all the different rooms that are available including the dungeon were really well decoded and trendy, if aesthetics are you thing this is your place its beautiful! Will surely revisit at some point. Thanks for an amazing evening.

A & S x


Date: 30 July 2022

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