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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Please find my moose.

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By *ornLordMan  over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

Oh elk.

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Is your moose loose about the hoose ?

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By *almprintsWoman  over a year ago

Organising fun and chaos in West


"Is your moose loose about the hoose ?"

Everytime.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Is your moose loose about the hoose ?"

Wine gums

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By *inky CyclerMan  over a year ago

Bristol

Hope there'e good gnus about this soon

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By *eegMan  over a year ago

taunton


"Please find my moose.

"

mine are in the fridge

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By *ohnny_ThunderMan  over a year ago

LLandudno


"Please find my moose.

"

You cannuk remember where you left it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh, I'm really sorry to have to inform you that I collided with what may have been your missing moose earlier today on the A49 in Warrington.

Wait a minute..............

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Are you mistaken and rather than a moose you hit a goose ?

In Warrington goosebumps are quite common.

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By *oonshadowWoman  over a year ago

COVENTRY

Isn't the moose in the hoose!

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By *utdooryoneMan  over a year ago

Stirling

It's by your canoe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh, I'm really sorry to have to inform you that I collided with what may have been your missing moose earlier today on the A49 in Warrington.

Wait a minute.............. "

Upsetting.

Are you sure it was my moose?

He’s very unique.

Could you describe the moose you hit?

In particular the antlers, his are quite unusual.

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By *oonshadowWoman  over a year ago

COVENTRY

Do moose's have tats?

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

Is it next to the champu?

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By *erry bull1Man  over a year ago

doncaster

I love a chocolate mousse

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Please find my moose.

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Have you tried a moose trap ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Please find my moose.

Have you tried a moose trap ?"

He’s allergic to cheese.

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Have you tried whistling for him ?

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By *atietvsheffTV/TS  over a year ago

Sheffield

You should be Banff’ed from owning any more if you can’t look after them properly

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

Moose stakes do happen!

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

I think woody Allen has it

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Any luck yet finding it ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Any luck yet finding it ?"

According to Canadian state police is was a case of moosetaken identity. Everything is fine, but they are worried about a bear last seen in the woods...

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


" Everything is fine, but they are worried about a bear last seen in the woods..."

Had it run out of toilet paper ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Do moose's have twats?"

This one did.

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough


" Everything is fine, but they are worried about a bear last seen in the woods...

Had it run out of toilet paper ? "

There's always a rabbit!

"Bunny in hand, wiping my hind..."

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By *mooth tongue 4uMan  over a year ago

edinburgh


"Please find my moose.

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Deer deer deer

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough


"Please find my moose.

Deer deer deer "

A cry for elk, if you ask me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

He’s returned.

He turned up last night wearing a kiss me quick visor and duck egg blue socks with a white cotton trim.

Thanks for all your help everyone

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By *ilverjagMan  over a year ago

swansea

When you catch site of it, stalk it like a cat would. It's what they call playing cat and moose

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough


"He’s returned.

He turned up last night wearing a kiss me quick visor and duck egg blue socks with a white cotton trim.

Thanks for all your help everyone "

That must've been one helluva stag do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"When you catch site of it, stalk it like a cat would. It's what they call playing cat and moose

"

We should design a board game based on your suggestion.

We’ll make millions.

Any ideas what we should call it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"He’s returned.

He turned up last night wearing a kiss me quick visor and duck egg blue socks with a white cotton trim.

Thanks for all your help everyone

That must've been one helluva stag do. "

Mehhh... Revkon I’ve been on better ones

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